WEBVTT - Your Wife's Birthday - 08.13.25

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for his neft, I got one for you, Shirley.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know I want to give us something

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<v Speaker 1>for a birthday. I want to give us something nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. I want to I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. I want to get us something nice

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<v Speaker 1>for a birthday. You know. So, you know you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to make sure you're not getting something somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>is getting. Does that make sense to you, right?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to duplicate gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to duplicate you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>So I may as well call her husband and see

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<v Speaker 1>what he gets.

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<v Speaker 2>You see what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I may as well call him.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean me and him.

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<v Speaker 1>We might think alike. You know what I'm saying. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, don't your money?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm trying to figure out, you know, do

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<v Speaker 1>he think? You know, I want to ask him to

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<v Speaker 1>do he think? You know, she might like Victor her secret.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, you know, just get his

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<v Speaker 1>opinion on something. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know the title is, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to duplicate that. You know, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you want to go and vic a secret and

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<v Speaker 1>get something you want to do. You know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you want it to be nice, special, proud. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want somebody else to beat and done the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This title is your wife's birthday. Your wife's birthday ket

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<v Speaker 1>If you would.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dare. Yeah, what's up, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Darren Man? What's going on? Brother? Uh? My name is

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Man. I work with I worked with your wife, Sharon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think I'm seen you at one of

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<v Speaker 2>the one of the gatherings before man, like a happy

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<v Speaker 2>hour we had after work or something. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you remember me or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't remember you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, cool. Hey listen man, I know sharon

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<v Speaker 2>birthday is coming up, so I wanted to if you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me called. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to reach out and see if you were you know,

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<v Speaker 2>what you were getting her for a birthday. I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure you know we're gonna pitch in and

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<v Speaker 2>get us something at the job. Will make sure you

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<v Speaker 2>know we didn't get you know, you know what you

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<v Speaker 2>may have been gonna get it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of like something like a grab bag or something

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Uh No, I wasn't gonna hear it with no

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<v Speaker 2>grab man. I was just you know, like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>we were gonna get something. You know, we haven't really

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<v Speaker 2>put our put our all the thoughts to it or

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<v Speaker 2>what we're gonna get yet. Want I personally want to

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<v Speaker 2>see what you was getting that way. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, she likes money, man, you can you know,

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<v Speaker 3>uh give us some give us some cash or you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Starbucks card or uh something from McDonald something. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it don't have to be too big. She she don't

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<v Speaker 3>Uh you don't have to you know, she she's not

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<v Speaker 3>that materialistic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, let me let me let me ask you

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<v Speaker 2>this so deep. Uh do you uh you know what

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<v Speaker 2>a size is?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I know what a size is?

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<v Speaker 2>Syre like clothing? You know? Do you know what size

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<v Speaker 2>she will?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Yeah, I know what size she's not. She's my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is kind of like I'm getting a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit uncomfortable with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. What do you do you think? You know? I

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<v Speaker 2>make you un comfortable? Brother, Let me ask you this.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think she she would like? Uh? Do she

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<v Speaker 2>like stuff from Victoria's Secret.

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<v Speaker 3>WHOA hold up, man? Stop right there? You talking about what?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I, like I said, I want to what what you? Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name again?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? My name Chris? Like like I said earlier, my

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<v Speaker 2>name Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>How long you been with the company?

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<v Speaker 2>I have only been there six months, you know. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, I think I saw you at one

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<v Speaker 2>of the happy y'all I saw maybe you just don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember who I am though.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, man, but you way out of line

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<v Speaker 3>talking about her size. And I'm not comfortable with this

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<v Speaker 3>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, okay, okay, you way out your way out

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<v Speaker 3>of line?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? But what what? What's what? You didn't answer My

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<v Speaker 2>question was what do you think she liked Victoria's Secret?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to answer your question?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, what's what's what? What? What's the language? Brother?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's her? We brothers?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we ain't no brothers? Fun fool? What do

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<v Speaker 3>you get off asking me about my wife's clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay, okay, all right, okay, talk with her. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What all I'm saying is is do you think she

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<v Speaker 2>gonna like the Victorious Secret? I give her? Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>just stuck with that. Do you know how long we've

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<v Speaker 2>been together?

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<v Speaker 3>I know this woman since high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't come to me with that. Okay, So so I

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<v Speaker 2>was just trying to get up. What what what?

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<v Speaker 3>What time do you guys get off? I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I lead off at five thirty, but I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>leave early.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, right, hey, we can talk about this faith

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<v Speaker 3>to faith.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey listen, I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>Get listen what I ain't gotta listen to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get shared a pandem Broth said, man, okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't buying my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>And she wouldn't even accept it anyway. Okay, hey man,

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<v Speaker 3>how you get this number? How you get this number?

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<v Speaker 3>I know she didn't give you this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you hot there. I got it from

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<v Speaker 2>your wife, Sharon, because guess who I am? I am

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<v Speaker 2>nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sharon got

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<v Speaker 2>me to prank phone call you what that there? There?

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<v Speaker 2>This happened, man, This is nephew tommy brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, this is some boys, This is some real books.

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<v Speaker 3>This is some straight up bulls. Hey man, you ain't

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<v Speaker 3>white man. You know you need to stop with people,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because you might get it. You might somebody

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<v Speaker 3>might be waiting for you have to work one day. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>that's totally wrong. You ever heard of karma? Somebody gonna

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<v Speaker 3>play a prank on your one day? Your uncle was right,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's gonna what your It's just amount of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man? All right, all right there, before I get

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<v Speaker 2>will you please tell the people what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 2>radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, y'all, come on, give it to the net

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<v Speaker 1>few this morning. Man, No, I give it to the

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<v Speaker 1>few this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I play too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe you, But then again I do believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you do. That's what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Pass Come on, come on, stupid, don't stop, stupid, don't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, stupid, don't stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Took a palls a couple of years ago. And I

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<v Speaker 1>want to bring this up to y'all August when we

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, miss the break of the pard up. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me say this August twenty four of y'all that we're

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<v Speaker 1>coming up on it. I can't wait for that day.

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<v Speaker 1>But that'll be three years cancer free. August twenty fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>man is coming. Yeah, look every year now but that's

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<v Speaker 1>like a whole nother birthday right there, August twenty fourth,

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<v Speaker 1>that's three years from me. Man, Yeah, that's now now

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<v Speaker 1>now now, let me let me get to the stupid park.

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<v Speaker 1>Week zero Classic, all right, Week zero Classic. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy jam. It is going down in Birmingham, Alabama. You

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<v Speaker 1>do not want to miss it, all right. It is

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<v Speaker 1>at the Buttwell Auditorium. Tickets are on sale right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Friday, August twenty ninth. It is the jump off

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<v Speaker 1>of Labor Day weekend of the Week zero Classic. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know who you got playing. You got Valdosta

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<v Speaker 1>State versus Clark Atlanta. You got University of West Alabama

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<v Speaker 1>versus Fort Valley, and it's all going We got a

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<v Speaker 1>double head of baby. That's all in Birmingham. And you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to miss the show. Bill Bellamy in the building.

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<v Speaker 1>If you tie me in the building and we got

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<v Speaker 1>a spec guess Ms V is in the building. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the Week zero Classic Comedy Jam, and tickets are

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<v Speaker 1>on sale right now, all right. Stupid be moving around

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<v Speaker 1>the country, boy, sometime first class, sometime right behind first class.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's how I do been on what it

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<v Speaker 2>is you like the experience.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometime I'm on Southwesley, you know, in the group B.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know, you don't know how I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>at you, but I'll be coming.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a signed seats now though.

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<v Speaker 1>Right they ain't started. Just yeah coming, so coming right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You one through thirty, thirty, one through sixty. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Why don't line up till we call?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Why? No? Group? What? I want that experience? Just

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<v Speaker 2>a flight. I'm about to catch another flight. You're listening

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<v Speaker 2>Harvey Morning Show.