1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: What you got for his neft, I got one for you, Shirley. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: You know, you know I want to give us something 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: for a birthday. I want to give us something nice. 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I want to I want 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: to do that. I want to get us something nice 6 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: for a birthday. You know. So, you know you don't 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 1: want to make sure you're not getting something somebody else 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: is getting. Does that make sense to you, right? 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 2: You don't want to duplicate gifts. 10 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: You don't want to duplicate you know what I'm saying. 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: So I may as well call her husband and see 12 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: what he gets. 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. 14 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,279 Speaker 1: You know, I may as well call him. 15 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 2: I mean me and him. 16 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: We might think alike. You know what I'm saying. You 17 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, don't your money? 18 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to figure out, you know, do 20 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: he think? You know, I want to ask him to 21 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: do he think? You know, she might like Victor her secret. 22 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, you know, just get his 23 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: opinion on something. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know the title is, Yeah, 24 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: you don't want to duplicate that. You know, you don't 25 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: want you want to go and vic a secret and 26 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: get something you want to do. You know, you know 27 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: you want it to be nice, special, proud. You don't 28 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: want somebody else to beat and done the same thing. 29 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: This title is your wife's birthday. Your wife's birthday ket 30 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: If you would. 31 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dare. Yeah, what's up, hey, 32 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: Darren Man? What's going on? Brother? Uh? My name is 33 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 2: Chris Man. I work with I worked with your wife, Sharon. 34 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 2: I think I think I'm seen you at one of 35 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 2: the one of the gatherings before man, like a happy 36 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 2: hour we had after work or something. I don't know 37 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 2: if you remember me or not. 38 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 3: Now I don't remember you. 39 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, cool. Hey listen man, I know sharon 40 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: birthday is coming up, so I wanted to if you 41 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 2: didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me called. I 42 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 2: wanted to reach out and see if you were you know, 43 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 2: what you were getting her for a birthday. I wanted 44 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 2: to make sure you know we're gonna pitch in and 45 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 2: get us something at the job. Will make sure you 46 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: know we didn't get you know, you know what you 47 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 2: may have been gonna get it. You know what I'm saying. 48 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 3: Kind of like something like a grab bag or something 49 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 3: like that. 50 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 2: Uh. Uh No, I wasn't gonna hear it with no 51 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 2: grab man. I was just you know, like I said, 52 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 2: we were gonna get something. You know, we haven't really 53 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 2: put our put our all the thoughts to it or 54 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 2: what we're gonna get yet. Want I personally want to 55 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 2: see what you was getting that way. We don't know. 56 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she likes money, man, you can you know, 57 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 3: uh give us some give us some cash or you know, 58 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 3: Starbucks card or uh something from McDonald something. You know, 59 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 3: it don't have to be too big. She she don't 60 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 3: Uh you don't have to you know, she she's not 61 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 3: that materialistic. 62 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let me let me let me ask you 63 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 2: this so deep. Uh do you uh you know what 64 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 2: a size is? 65 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 3: Do I know what a size is? 66 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 2: Syre like clothing? You know? Do you know what size 67 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 2: she will? 68 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, I know what size she's not. She's my wife. 69 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: Man. 70 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 3: I think this is kind of like I'm getting a 71 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 3: little bit uncomfortable with this. 72 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 2: Man. What do you do you think? You know? I 73 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 2: make you un comfortable? Brother, Let me ask you this. 74 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: Do you think she she would like? Uh? Do she 75 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 2: like stuff from Victoria's Secret. 76 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:12,679 Speaker 3: WHOA hold up, man? Stop right there? You talking about what? 77 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,839 Speaker 2: No? I, like I said, I want to what what you? Hey? 78 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 3: What's your name again? 79 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: Man? My name Chris? Like like I said earlier, my 80 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 2: name Chris. 81 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 3: How long you been with the company? 82 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 2: I have only been there six months, you know. But 83 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 2: like I said, I think I saw you at one 84 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 2: of the happy y'all I saw maybe you just don't 85 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 2: remember who I am though. 86 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 3: No, no, no, man, but you way out of line 87 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 3: talking about her size. And I'm not comfortable with this 88 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 3: at all. 89 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: Man. 90 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 3: You know, okay, okay, you way out your way out 91 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 3: of line? 92 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 2: Right? But what what? What's what? You didn't answer My 93 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 2: question was what do you think she liked Victoria's Secret? 94 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 2: You want to answer your question? 95 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,559 Speaker 3: Keep talking about. 96 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what's what's what? What? What's the language? Brother? 97 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 2: What's what's her? We brothers? 98 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 3: You know, we ain't no brothers? Fun fool? What do 99 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 3: you get off asking me about my wife's clothes? 100 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, okay, all right, okay, talk with her. Okay. 101 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 2: What all I'm saying is is do you think she 102 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 2: gonna like the Victorious Secret? I give her? Hey, man, 103 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 2: just stuck with that. Do you know how long we've 104 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 2: been together? 105 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: I know this woman since high school. 106 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 2: Don't come to me with that. Okay, So so I 107 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,239 Speaker 2: was just trying to get up. What what what? 108 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 3: What time do you guys get off? I'm coming. 109 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 2: I lead off at five thirty, but I was gonna 110 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 2: leave early. 111 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 3: I mean, right, hey, we can talk about this faith 112 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 3: to faith. 113 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: Hey listen, I'm trying to. 114 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 3: Get listen what I ain't gotta listen to me. 115 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 2: I'm trying to get shared a pandem Broth said, man, okay, hey, 116 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 2: you ain't buying my wife. 117 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 3: And she wouldn't even accept it anyway. Okay, hey man, 118 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 3: how you get this number? How you get this number? 119 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 3: I know she didn't give you this. 120 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 2: Let me tell you hot there. I got it from 121 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 2: your wife, Sharon, because guess who I am? I am 122 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 2: nephew Toppy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sharon got 123 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 2: me to prank phone call you what that there? There? 124 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 2: This happened, man, This is nephew tommy brother. 125 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:37,359 Speaker 3: Man, this is some boys, This is some real books. 126 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 3: This is some straight up bulls. Hey man, you ain't 127 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 3: white man. You know you need to stop with people, 128 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 3: you know, because you might get it. You might somebody 129 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 3: might be waiting for you have to work one day. Man, 130 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 3: that's totally wrong. You ever heard of karma? Somebody gonna 131 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 3: play a prank on your one day? Your uncle was right, 132 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,359 Speaker 3: somebody's gonna what your It's just amount of time. 133 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 2: Oh man? All right, all right there, before I get 134 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 2: will you please tell the people what is the baddest 135 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 2: radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Show. 136 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, come on, give it to the net 137 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 1: few this morning. Man, No, I give it to the 138 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 1: few this morning. 139 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 3: I play too much. 140 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 2: I don't believe you, But then again I do believe you. 141 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 2: Yes you do. That's what you do. 142 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: Pass Come on, come on, stupid, don't stop, stupid, don't stop. 143 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 2: There you go. 144 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: Yep, stupid, don't stop. 145 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 2: Stupid. 146 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: Took a palls a couple of years ago. And I 147 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: want to bring this up to y'all August when we 148 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: missed it, miss the break of the pard up. Let 149 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 1: me say this August twenty four of y'all that we're 150 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: coming up on it. I can't wait for that day. 151 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: But that'll be three years cancer free. August twenty fourth, 152 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 1: man is coming. Yeah, look every year now but that's 153 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: like a whole nother birthday right there, August twenty fourth, 154 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: that's three years from me. Man, Yeah, that's now now 155 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: now now, let me let me get to the stupid park. 156 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: Week zero Classic, all right, Week zero Classic. That's the 157 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: comedy jam. It is going down in Birmingham, Alabama. You 158 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: do not want to miss it, all right. It is 159 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: at the Buttwell Auditorium. Tickets are on sale right now. 160 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: That's Friday, August twenty ninth. It is the jump off 161 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: of Labor Day weekend of the Week zero Classic. All right, 162 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: so you know who you got playing. You got Valdosta 163 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: State versus Clark Atlanta. You got University of West Alabama 164 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: versus Fort Valley, and it's all going We got a 165 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: double head of baby. That's all in Birmingham. And you 166 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: don't want to miss the show. Bill Bellamy in the building. 167 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: If you tie me in the building and we got 168 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: a spec guess Ms V is in the building. It 169 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 1: is the Week zero Classic Comedy Jam, and tickets are 170 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: on sale right now, all right. Stupid be moving around 171 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: the country, boy, sometime first class, sometime right behind first class. 172 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 2: You know that's how I do been on what it 173 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 2: is you like the experience. 174 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: Sometime I'm on Southwesley, you know, in the group B. 175 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: You know, you know, you don't know how I'm coming 176 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: at you, but I'll be coming. 177 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 2: They have a signed seats now though. 178 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: Right they ain't started. Just yeah coming, so coming right now? 179 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,319 Speaker 1: You one through thirty, thirty, one through sixty. Yeah, you're 180 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: doing that. Why don't line up till we call? 181 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 2: Oh? Why? No? Group? What? I want that experience? Just 182 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 2: a flight. I'm about to catch another flight. You're listening 183 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show.