Speaker 1: Ring ring ring ring ring. Oh man, oh, my two guys,
Speaker 1: five rings dreams are over. My big penis hit the mic.
Speaker 1: Oh and now I can't record anymore. Well, at least
Speaker 1: the internet's gonna love you. How do you think he
Speaker 1: feels like? We're talking about Anthony Amarati, the twenty one
Speaker 1: year old French Paul Vaulter who's penis hit the bar
Speaker 1: and took the bar all the way down and dashed
Speaker 1: his own Olympic dreams.
Speaker 2: Now would you say us talking about Anthony is two
Speaker 2: guys or five rings? I feel like we're dripping rent
Speaker 2: to the five rings.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's really the way we talk about
Speaker 1: it that will dictate if it's the two guys or
Speaker 1: the five rings. You're right, And my number one thing
Speaker 1: is how do you think he feels? Because here's the thing, like,
Speaker 1: he did not get the gold medal, but he did
Speaker 1: get the eyes of the entire world on his massive member.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say number two really underused word underrated.
Speaker 2: I think he's probably embarrassed. If we're gonna be honest,
Speaker 2: if people are talking about my humongous penis getting in
Speaker 2: the way of my I mean, he's forever iconic but
Speaker 2: also right now, in this moment, he's probably like, well,
Speaker 2: the whole world is talking about my genitals.
Speaker 1: I know, and there's nothing he could do about it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just like it's just
Speaker 1: it's it's a So for those of you who are
Speaker 1: uninformed out there. French pole vaulter Anthony Emmiati, twenty one
Speaker 1: years old, went viral on Saturday, August third after a
Speaker 1: video of one of his pole vault attempts made it
Speaker 1: look like he failed to clear the bar because of
Speaker 1: his bulge, which seemed to knock down the crossbar. The
Speaker 1: theory quickly picked up stem and spread like wildfire on
Speaker 1: social media and through headlines, but a closer look at
Speaker 1: the video shows that was not actually the case. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I disagree with the copy. There's copy in
Speaker 1: front of him.
Speaker 2: No, no, just like let me know, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read other copy. During the jump, Emarati tries
Speaker 2: to clear the bar, but first hits it with his
Speaker 2: shins and then his knees. It's already a failed jump,
Speaker 2: but to add injury to insult, Emmaradi knocks the bar
Speaker 2: off fully after he hits it with his crotch.
Speaker 1: So he like there's a there's a delay.
Speaker 2: If you will go back and watch the footage, there's
Speaker 2: there is this like like the reaction where he's just
Speaker 2: like shaking his head, just looking so disappointed, downtrodden. Is
Speaker 2: from the shins in the knees. The bulge is incidental almost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like when when you really realize like
Speaker 1: it wasn't necessary. But here's what I'm saying at this point,
Speaker 1: like you did not clear the bar. Everyone thinks it
Speaker 1: was your huge penis. Run with that, I think, But
Speaker 1: the thing is, like I don't know, I wonder if
Speaker 1: you have a sense of humor about that kind of
Speaker 1: thing when you train for so hard and so long
Speaker 1: and I guess it wasn't possible for him to tuck
Speaker 1: the thing right.
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be a new Kubler Rassian stages
Speaker 2: of not grief, but acceptance for having a big penis
Speaker 2: that gets in the way of your Olympic performance. It's anger,
Speaker 2: it's denial, it's you know, like and then it ends
Speaker 2: in humor and maybe a campsite.
Speaker 1: I mean, the man is absolutely gorgeous. He like outside
Speaker 1: of the largeness of it, like.
Speaker 2: He's blessed all over?
Speaker 1: Can we say that he's blessed all over? And like,
Speaker 1: I think that so are we, to be quite honest.
Speaker 1: And I also think like this makes him one of
Speaker 1: the more famous Olympians now.
Speaker 2: Right, And you know what this is where you go
Speaker 2: a tuck or a dance belt never hurt nobody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really does feel like it's out there, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. When you watch the video, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's no getting around that thing.
Speaker 2: I feel like this can't be the first time this
Speaker 2: has happened to him.
Speaker 1: No, oh no, like he knew the risk.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, like, if you're an athlete professionally you are,
Speaker 2: I would they this might be presumptuous. You are so
Speaker 2: aware of your own body and of the sort of
Speaker 2: like boons and the handicaps that come with it, of
Speaker 2: your specific body, and you know, like you have to
Speaker 2: watch out for your big ass, Matt Rogers, and I
Speaker 2: have to watch out for my flat square ass and
Speaker 2: my big calves. You know, we all have our things.
Speaker 2: We all have our things.
Speaker 1: We all have our things that make it hard to
Speaker 1: move about the world, you know what I mean. Some
Speaker 1: of us carry guilt others of us carry a large
Speaker 1: member and also, guys, here's the thing. We had to
Speaker 1: talk about this. We had to address this head on.
Speaker 1: I feel like some people are gonna be listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast and they're gonna be thinking, Oh, they're just gross.
Speaker 1: They're gonna say, oh, they're just this is just gross,
Speaker 1: and they're objectifying this man. No, this actually is international news.
Speaker 1: It is international news that this penis knocked off the bar,
Speaker 1: and so we have to talk about it as journalists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's also want two gold medals before, and
Speaker 2: he set a national record with his pole vaulting. In
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, he set the under twenty record in
Speaker 2: sets and that same year he won the gold medal
Speaker 2: for a five point six four meters vault. He is accomplished. Really,
Speaker 2: I hope and pray that he does not let this define.
Speaker 1: Lots of mixed lots of his lot going on.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on with Anthony. There's a lot,
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of stories.
Speaker 1: Better. He competed though, and like he so he could
Speaker 1: have pulled out like Simone in Tokyo and been like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but the pressure of my huge penis
Speaker 1: looms too large, and I got the bulgies out. He
Speaker 1: got the bulgies, and he didn't have the whips, he
Speaker 1: didn't have the twist of bulgies, and he decided to
Speaker 1: stay in the fight. By the way, speaking of simone,
Speaker 1: to move on from, I guess the uh the penis talk,
Speaker 1: and I guess that kind of ends the two guys
Speaker 1: portion of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think that was too We were talking
Speaker 2: about that in two Guys tone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now do I usually mentioned here in the two
Speaker 1: guy section or later that I ran a four thirty
Speaker 1: six mile wow? Or does it matter because I just did?
Speaker 2: I think, Well, I think you just did, and you
Speaker 2: actually kind of you were right on the nice edge,
Speaker 2: which is amazing. Like in the transition between two guys
Speaker 2: and five rings that for you to choose that part
Speaker 2: the transition to mention the four was it four thirty
Speaker 2: six four four six, four thirty six?
Speaker 1: Well, you keep thinking it's different than it is, and
Speaker 1: I've said it. So this is this is a meta number,
Speaker 1: your social Security number.
Speaker 2: This is the meta narrative now. Well, first of all,
Speaker 2: lose that and this is the meta narrative now, which
Speaker 2: is that I will never remember the exact number, no
Speaker 2: matter how many times you say it.
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay, Well I'll just say it for everyone
Speaker 1: else again one more time? Four thirty six. And also,
Speaker 1: did I tell you I've committed to something I Before
Speaker 1: this podcast is over, AM gonna go to a track
Speaker 1: and I'm going to see how fast I can run
Speaker 1: a mile now, and we're going to see how close
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 2: I just want to emotionally prepare you. You might be
Speaker 2: it might be, you might be disappointed.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, what do you think I will get?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh my god, this is crisis right. I think
Speaker 2: you're gonna get five fifty five?
Speaker 1: Five fifty five? You think I will run a mile
Speaker 1: in five fifty five? And that's the best I can do.
Speaker 1: I ran a five twenty in seventh grade. I'm a
Speaker 1: grown man now.
Speaker 2: I don't. Oh god, this is so hard.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know your body.
Speaker 1: You're an.
Speaker 2: I'm not like you are the Anthony Ammirodi of your
Speaker 2: own body. You know it better than i'man.
Speaker 1: Clearly he didn't. You've worked out next to me in
Speaker 1: Barrie's yesterday. What'd you think of my cardio skills?
Speaker 2: Very very impressive, Matt and I recently had to run
Speaker 2: for our lives at the Rome Formachino Airport to make
Speaker 2: our connecting flight, and we ran through the entire terminal.
Speaker 2: You never broke stry, neither did you. You were fast? No,
Speaker 2: I did. I was panting. I was panting, pro v
Speaker 2: I was really really down for the count for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the end, I was definitely. By the end,
Speaker 1: I was definitely like, I still got it, and I
Speaker 1: think I can take this to the track. And here's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna put a wager
Speaker 1: on myself yet, but I hear your five fifty five,
Speaker 1: and I will say confidently, I think I will do
Speaker 1: better than that. Wow, I'm not gonna guess what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna run, but I think I will do a better
Speaker 1: because it's only just the one mile. And I remember,
Speaker 1: I do know how to do it intrinsically in my
Speaker 1: body from high school. It's like drilled into me. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'll run a four to thirty six. That
Speaker 1: will never happen. But I think I'll do better than
Speaker 1: five fifty five.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, stay tuned. I hope you proved me wrong, and
Speaker 2: you prove yourself right, stay tuned, We're back. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about Simone.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Simone. What do you got for us? Bowen,
Speaker 1: you update us on the medal count for Simone the Biles.
Speaker 2: Well after, I would say after women's team, she did
Speaker 2: break Shannon's record for most awarded gymnast, most medal gymnast,
Speaker 2: and she has as of this recording. I think no,
Speaker 2: she's done. She went to her fourth medal of the Olympics,
Speaker 2: silver and the floor exercise finals on Monday, her fourth
Speaker 2: medal in Paris and eleventh Olympic medal overall. Give it
Speaker 2: up after a routine that included a couple of costly
Speaker 2: steps out of bounds and no problem. It happens all
Speaker 2: the time. Let's shout out Brazil's Rebecca Andraje becoming the
Speaker 2: first gymnast to beat Biles in a floor final in
Speaker 2: a major international competition. Fourteen point one sixty six, finished
Speaker 2: just ahead of Biles, who was fourteen point one three
Speaker 2: to three. Wow, so close. And Jordan Tiles we can't
Speaker 2: forget longtime brind and teammate of files ear and the bronze.
Speaker 2: The moment of Simone and Jordan bowing to Rebecca on
Speaker 2: the pedestal, on the podium was amazing. That fills me.
Speaker 2: I will I will coast on that display of sportsmanship
Speaker 2: and kindness and humanity and beauty for decades. I get
Speaker 2: chills just thinking about that. Rebecca and Rage, she happens
Speaker 2: to be one of the best in the world, and
Speaker 2: she happens to be competing against the best ever. So
Speaker 2: therefore it's like so beautiful that she gets to have
Speaker 2: a gold and walk away from this experience of the
Speaker 2: gold medal. Yeah, we have loved watching her. She is incredible.
Speaker 2: That whole Brazilian team just amazing. But Rebecca and Rage,
Speaker 2: congrats on the gold. Sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's truly a standout. I mean she has like
Speaker 1: not only just obviously the capability that she has and
Speaker 1: the talent that she has, but you want to root
Speaker 1: for her, like you hear her personal story about what
Speaker 1: she's come from about you know what. Yeah, she's she's
Speaker 1: truly had to, like truly against all odds, she is
Speaker 1: there and so to see that happen was amazing and
Speaker 1: you have to know that. I guess that's at a
Speaker 1: certain point, it's like that's also part of being a
Speaker 1: healthy competitor, right, is you know that, like at the
Speaker 1: end of it, like there's gonna be the rankings, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be the standings, like someone's gonna win the gold,
Speaker 1: someone's gonna win this over, someone's gonna win the bronze,
Speaker 1: and everyone else is going home with nothing. But you
Speaker 1: have to, I think, in order to be a really
Speaker 1: really strong competitor, or at least someone that's like used
Speaker 1: to it in this way, like all these girls are
Speaker 1: understand that, like the results are the results, and we
Speaker 1: celebrate that person that wanted to see them do that
Speaker 1: so heartily was really amazing and had to make that
Speaker 1: girl feel incredible because those two are icons, Jordan and Simone.
Speaker 2: And these are people who have really row together. I
Speaker 2: mean if they've seen each other for years and years
Speaker 2: and years competing at all these different events. It's really beautiful.
Speaker 2: Because Simon doesn't speak Portuguese, Rebecca doesn't speak English, that
Speaker 2: you watch these people communicate just in like universal gestures
Speaker 2: and nonverbal things and this, and there's something about I'm
Speaker 2: sorry I sound so silly, but there's something really amazing
Speaker 2: about that too. It's like you can.
Speaker 1: Try to communicate in spins and somersaults. Yes, I'm just
Speaker 1: like we sometimes do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I use somersaulted in front of me the
Speaker 2: other day and I went, yes, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: You knew emotionally where I was at in that moment.
Speaker 2: You really did, I really did. Other stories lots going on.
Speaker 2: This is this is I gotta say, Yeah, maybe this
Speaker 2: is because we're paying more attention than we usually do
Speaker 2: because we're hosting two guys five rings. I'm really enjoying
Speaker 2: all of the stories coming out of Paris. Talk about
Speaker 2: Noah Lyles.
Speaker 1: Noeh Liles has won the gold and the one hundred
Speaker 1: meter sprint. On Sunday, three US sprinters reached the finals
Speaker 1: of the one hundred meters. In one of the closest
Speaker 1: finals in Olympic history, the leader of the pack, Noah Isles,
Speaker 1: pulled out a victory with nothing left to spare. It
Speaker 1: took a near perfect race and a dip at the end,
Speaker 1: but the twenty seven year old Lyles edged out Jamaica's
Speaker 1: Kishane Thompson with a personal best time of this is insane,
Speaker 1: nine point seven to eight four seconds. That's an unheard
Speaker 1: of time. Tom Well, I mean people have done it,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying, Thompson also ran a
Speaker 1: nine point seventy nine, but Lyles finished point zero zero
Speaker 1: five of a second faster. Lyle's teammate Fred Curley won
Speaker 1: the bronze. The race was so close that Lyles in
Speaker 1: real time said he thought Thompson had won. We were
Speaker 1: waiting for the names to pop up, and I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: I came over and I was like, I think you
Speaker 1: got the Olympics dog. That's what he said.
Speaker 2: That was not just me quoting thousandths of a second.
Speaker 2: That is what we call a photo finish.
Speaker 1: And have you actually seen the picture of the finish,
Speaker 1: because it's it's it's insane that something can come down
Speaker 1: to this the photo.
Speaker 2: But yeah, wow, I mean yeah, it's pretty incredible. This
Speaker 2: like overhead shot is this is why you watch racing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that there's been because it is like some
Speaker 1: controversy over the photo. Some people are like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: this one one, oh that one. One. The rule is
Speaker 1: it's not the foot crossing over, it's the head crossing over.
Speaker 1: And guys, can we can we just like confirm that
Speaker 1: that's true. It's whoever's head crosses and not the foot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just want to go to my producers to
Speaker 1: make sure because this is part of the controversy. It's
Speaker 1: the tors torso. Thank you, it's the torso everyone, Okay,
Speaker 1: So looking at the photo again? Yeah, yeah, wow, it's
Speaker 1: it really is. It is the definition of a photo finish.
Speaker 2: Now, what if you have a very long torso versus
Speaker 2: someone like me who was a very short one, I'd
Speaker 2: say I'm at a disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that you are gonna beat these
Speaker 1: guys in one hundred meters.
Speaker 2: I mean compared to my girl over here, she's giving
Speaker 2: slender Man while I'm giving Danny DeVito.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like when you talk
Speaker 1: about yourself and Danny Davito that way, and I never have.
Speaker 2: I am not putting any connotation on this. I love
Speaker 2: slender Man and I love Danny de Vito equally. I
Speaker 2: want to see them do a buddy comedy together. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean Danny DeVito did it with Arnold Schwarzenegger, did
Speaker 2: he not? He did?
Speaker 1: What was that movie again? Oh twins? Ain't that hilarious?
Speaker 2: Ain't that hilarious? Noah, Lyle's really inspiring. It came down
Speaker 2: to five remember five thousandths of a second. I just
Speaker 2: think it's an amazing moment of athleticism between Jamaica and
Speaker 2: the US. But for Noah, this is someone who, immediately
Speaker 2: after he won, tweeted, I have asthma, allergies, dyslexia, eighty
Speaker 2: anxiety and depression. But I will tell you that what
Speaker 2: you have does not define what you can become. Why
Speaker 2: not you?
Speaker 1: Wow? Why not you?
Speaker 2: Why not you? Beautiful?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Can I say the Olympics are so amazing?
Speaker 2: I will shout it from the rooftops. I'll go on
Speaker 2: the damn podcast and say it.
Speaker 1: We have an update to the metal race Bowen and
Speaker 1: I have to say it's pretty good news for the
Speaker 1: USFA so in third place overall, fittingly at propos we
Speaker 1: have with forty eight total medals France they've also garnered
Speaker 1: thirteen gold medals. In second place is China with fifty
Speaker 1: three total medals and twenty one gold medals, and the
Speaker 1: United States has amassed seventy nine medals in total and
Speaker 1: also won twenty one gold medals. So if you're a
Speaker 1: gold medal girly, it's the US and China kind of
Speaker 1: up there together, but indisputably the US is really raking
Speaker 1: them in overall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it usually comes down. It's really fun to
Speaker 2: see it get shaken up with Russia not being in
Speaker 2: the mix because they're not participating this year, so they're
Speaker 2: usually it's usually like this toss up between the US,
Speaker 2: China and Russia. We love seeing France up there, and
Speaker 2: even with Anthony's penis hitting the bar, it's still doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: France is still seeing some big metal glory. I think Bowen,
Speaker 2: we have to keep calling it a member a member.
Speaker 1: Now that we've like said member, we can't go back
Speaker 1: to penis.
Speaker 2: We can never go back to.
Speaker 1: That's from Ragtime. It's a Broadway musical. But that's kind
Speaker 1: of the thing we discussed on our other podcast, last
Speaker 1: Culture Is Thus not this one. Two Guys, five Rings.
Speaker 1: On this one, Two Guys, five Rings. We give medals
Speaker 1: at the end of every episode.
Speaker 2: Before we give the medals out, and I don't know
Speaker 2: that these will be metal winning stories. I do want
Speaker 2: to say and out that Carlos Yulo made history, is
Speaker 2: the country's first ever male Olympic gold medalist, you Wan
Speaker 2: for his Florbertine very cool, and then we have to
Speaker 2: shout out Georgia Villa, the Italian legend who is an
Speaker 2: ambassador for Parmegiano Reggiano.
Speaker 1: When you have wow, when you are sponsored.
Speaker 2: By one of the most iconic cheeses. Yeah, the world over,
Speaker 2: and you're an Olympic gymnast, I mean Georgia for your
Speaker 2: first of all, for your name to be Georgia Villa.
Speaker 1: Georgia Villa, repping the world's cheese on the world stage.
Speaker 1: Congratulations doing the splits on big old wheels of cheese.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more to say than congratulations. You are graduation
Speaker 1: despirational Georgia.
Speaker 2: Now it's time to give out the medals.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have to say, I think the bronze is
Speaker 1: going to go to Noah Lyles, not just for like
Speaker 1: persevering so but for keeping cool. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would not have kept it together. I would have
Speaker 2: been an anxious Annie.
Speaker 1: I would have been an anxious Annie to say the least.
Speaker 2: But Noah kept us cool. Overcame all of these things
Speaker 2: that you know, do not define him. We love to
Speaker 2: see it. Congrats, Noah, congrats, what do you did that?
Speaker 1: What's your silver? My silver is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Because I think we have a clear gold. Because it
Speaker 2: was such a big story that we went right into
Speaker 2: at the top of this episode. So my silver is
Speaker 2: going to be Simone winning her silver for the floor exercise.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot wrapped up there. It is
Speaker 2: like it is, it should be gold, but we can't
Speaker 2: give it to I mean, we could also give the
Speaker 2: silver to them being happy for Rebecca, but I think
Speaker 2: like there's I think it's a gold worthy story like that.
Speaker 2: I will never forget the two of them bowing to Rebecca.
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you want to give the Penis the
Speaker 1: silver and them the gold?
Speaker 2: No, I think Penis has to get the gold.
Speaker 1: I would have. I mean, let's give him something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's already got a lot.
Speaker 2: Simone and Rebecca they both have golds already, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, they have real golds, and the two
Speaker 2: guys five ring golds is more sort of I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's more decorative, decorative and sort of ceremonial, and that's
Speaker 2: you know what we mean.
Speaker 1: You know what women mean.
Speaker 2: We're gonna give silver to the women gymnasts because there's
Speaker 2: already metals involved we need to give not as a consolation,
Speaker 2: but as this is a big Olympic story. Is Anthony's
Speaker 2: member hitting the bar. What a long way we've come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where we can just openly talk about this and
Speaker 1: I will say if he does want any consolation, my
Speaker 1: phone number is anyways, I'm not gonna get my phone
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