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Speaker 1: the internet's gonna love you. How do you think he

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Speaker 2: Now would you say us talking about Anthony is two

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's really the way we talk about

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Speaker 1: the five rings. You're right, And my number one thing

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say number two really underused word underrated.

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Speaker 2: I think he's probably embarrassed. If we're gonna be honest,

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Speaker 2: but to add injury to insult, Emmaradi knocks the bar

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Speaker 1: So he like there's a there's a delay.

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Speaker 2: If you will go back and watch the footage, there's

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Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be a new Kubler Rassian stages

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Speaker 2: that gets in the way of your Olympic performance. It's anger,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the man is absolutely gorgeous. He like outside

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Speaker 2: Right, And you know what this is where you go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really does feel like it's out there, you

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Speaker 2: There's a lot going on with Anthony. There's a lot,

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Speaker 1: Culture Is Thus not this one. Two Guys, five Rings.

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