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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six by one. We're about to talk to an elementary

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Speaker 1: school kid who's over twenty years old. I think I

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Speaker 1: know who it is. You might it's time for dirty

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Speaker 1: little Secret. Remember text and four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, tell us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Will always keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is, so that you can know that your

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Speaker 1: secret is safe with us. I mean we do tell

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Speaker 1: everybody it, but but no exactly. So that's why on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, our anonymous person that's going to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret is Bart Simpson. Who

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Speaker 1: all people, that's pretty sweet. That's not who I thought

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Speaker 1: you were talking about, Billy Madison, Bart Simpson. He's been

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Speaker 1: an elementary school for like twenty five years or something

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Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, Hello, Bart Simpson. Hi there, how it's

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Speaker 1: everyone good? We're good? Yeah, mar mart say, oh no, nothing,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it anyway. What is your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Bart Simpson? Well, you know, maybe about ten years ago,

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Speaker 1: there was something for my son I may have done right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what was that? I mean? Moms will do a lot

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Speaker 1: for their kids, a lot I mean not my mom.

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Speaker 1: Mama was terrible. But anyway, some moms. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, my son, he wanted to play a sports

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Speaker 1: so very badly. He adored it. Um so I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get him on the team. Okay, we were go

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Speaker 1: and watch, you know, and the coach kind of was

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Speaker 1: you know, he noticed us, I should say, and noticed

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Speaker 1: me as well in particularly hum and I let him

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Speaker 1: know my film was interested and he said no. And

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Speaker 1: he said no, and then you murdered the coach so

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Speaker 1: your son could be on the team. No, nothing like that.

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Speaker 1: But I may have accepted a date or two and

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Speaker 1: I may have crossed baby, and I'm suspected lying, and

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Speaker 1: my son just so happened to end up body a king.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? I'm confused. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? I don't know. Sometimes I don't pick up

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Speaker 1: on subtleties and yeah, I'm pretty literal. Well, I let's

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Speaker 1: just say the coach and I had an entanglement the

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Speaker 1: last time I heard about that, Jada pinkets Man. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I just say, okay, you don't it doesn't only

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Speaker 1: happen to Jayden, all right, now, I get it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my bad I couldn't tell what you were getting at

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Speaker 1: because you know, obviously it's probably uncomfortable for you to

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Speaker 1: tell a story. And for some reason I wasn't picking

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Speaker 1: up what you were putting down. But now I understand

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Speaker 1: what you put down on the coach followed the bouncing ball. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right? Yeah? So when was this? Like?

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Speaker 1: How long ago? How long ago was this? This was

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Speaker 1: like ten years ago? He's like ten years old. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so he's like twenty now exactly. And you know, when

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Speaker 1: you get older, you trying to have grown up conversation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he's like, god, having this one. I'm not having it.

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Speaker 1: So he's like, mom, how in the hell did I

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Speaker 1: get on that team when I was not very good

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Speaker 1: at whatever sport it is? Didn't ask you, but that's

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Speaker 1: what he's asking you. Now. Hey, all I have to

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Speaker 1: say is, baby, look at how will you play better?

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Speaker 1: Team Sperions? Come on? Oh my god, your mom a

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Speaker 1: question like that? But now he has the courage. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you'll ever tell him, you know, maybe when

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Speaker 1: he's about forty twenty years on that one. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might want to did you did you really hit

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Speaker 1: look up with the coach again or was it just

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Speaker 1: that one time? Well I said, it may have been

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Speaker 1: more than one or two toughness now, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: is that an entanglement I got entangled? Now? Alright? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: coach benefits? Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Bart Simpson, you got or something? All right?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know because Marga handled it too. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret,