Speaker 1: Mom and dad here.
Speaker 2: Right, right right.
Speaker 1: We weren't going to post the episode we filmed this
Speaker 1: week because we filmed on Monday when we were still
Speaker 1: like a lot of you hopeful, very hopefully.
Speaker 2: Truly, I truly thought, yeah, our insul I truly truly believed.
Speaker 3: But it is what it is, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: we weren't going to post it because we really obviously
Speaker 3: don't want it to seem like we think this is
Speaker 3: something that's not a big deal, because, like a lot
Speaker 3: of you, we feel the heartbreak of what just happened,
Speaker 3: and it is consumed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's consumed my entire being for the last three days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's really devastating. But we thought about it,
Speaker 1: and we decided this morning that the one thing we
Speaker 1: can do right now is hopefully make y'all laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's like a little a little safe space and like
Speaker 4: a little moment of levity, just like where you can
Speaker 4: like dissociate and just like not think for a moment,
Speaker 4: because yeah, because I know we've all been doing a
Speaker 4: lot of thinking and a lot of and a lot.
Speaker 1: Of watching of things that are not making us feel
Speaker 1: any better. And I think there is a lot we
Speaker 1: would like to say. But what we will say for
Speaker 1: now before you can just like release yourself from here,
Speaker 1: is it's super heartbreaking. It is devastating. So many people
Speaker 1: are going to be affected by this and not actively
Speaker 1: affected by this, whether you are POC, a woman, a
Speaker 1: part of the lgbt qia. It is so hurtful to
Speaker 1: know that half the country feels the way they do.
Speaker 1: But the thing we are trying to lean the most
Speaker 1: on is the reflection that is, so many people who
Speaker 1: believe in equal rights, white blank period.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that.
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot to be positive. So we thought
Speaker 1: we would just got kind of like, let you guys
Speaker 1: have a space where you can remove yourself and just
Speaker 1: like laugh at this episode again because we were gonna
Speaker 1: refilm an episode, but we are so sad and upset
Speaker 1: and we don't want to because it's sad, and we thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna be silent and like back away, and
Speaker 1: really our dream was to disappear for the next four years,
Speaker 1: as I'm sure a lot of people's dreams are too.
Speaker 1: But the reality is.
Speaker 2: That's what they want, that's what they want.
Speaker 1: That would be letting oppressors win and to exist and
Speaker 1: live in the spaces we all live in is the
Speaker 1: important thing.
Speaker 2: I think. Also we forget that we can quite literally
Speaker 2: be the most annoying people on earth if we wanted to.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that's like be the right move right now,
Speaker 2: but like if it gets there, like we truly like
Speaker 2: I have no problem ruining lives, Like I really I
Speaker 2: have no problem.
Speaker 1: Like don't get me started, because that's been sounding.
Speaker 2: Yeah like a like the most at a pocket, crazy
Speaker 2: ship but everything and you said it more, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. Just hold out hope, like, stick to your communities.
Speaker 2: I think that's the most important thing, and.
Speaker 1: Just like look out for each other, be aware, and
Speaker 1: this too shall pass. Really just trying to lean into
Speaker 1: the positive thought. Yeah, okay, I guess enjoy the opposite.
Speaker 2: Please enjoy the episode. Go brain dead for a moment,
Speaker 2: just let it.
Speaker 5: Let's aunt like it was last week when there was
Speaker 5: hope toy.
Speaker 1: Oh you're eating, You're gonna eat.
Speaker 2: In my fucking face, I stay eating.
Speaker 1: I hate the sound of eating. Hi guys, welcome back
Speaker 1: to emergency Intercom. It's been so long, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Like seriously.
Speaker 2: I have been crashing the fuck out literally D one
Speaker 2: level crash.
Speaker 1: Outs me when I send that text to your iPhone?
Speaker 2: What text?
Speaker 1: The crash text? We talked about this last episode, the
Speaker 1: episode the text that makes your phone.
Speaker 2: Oh my iPhone be like D one level crash out?
Speaker 1: Why have you been crashing out? What's wrong?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: They actually haven't been crashing out. I was lying.
Speaker 1: I was lying about it all about I am going
Speaker 1: to start this episode off by saying probably the most
Speaker 1: circa twenty twelve Twitter thought I've had in a while.
Speaker 1: But I just one night was really sitting with myself
Speaker 1: thinking about this. Red receipts are the craziest inventions ever done.
Speaker 1: Like there is genuinely there are no pros.
Speaker 2: Like it's negative.
Speaker 1: It is like net negative. It is just psychological warfare.
Speaker 1: Even because in my head I was thinking, like I
Speaker 1: was really going deep. I was thinking about this for
Speaker 1: like an hour the other night because also Drew wasn't
Speaker 1: in town, and I have also decided that I cannot
Speaker 1: be left alone for more than twelve hours because.
Speaker 2: Things happen.
Speaker 1: Things happen, audio messages are being sent because I.
Speaker 2: Need to speak it like it's really it's not even
Speaker 2: like you're being trapped in your mind. You just need
Speaker 2: to hear your own voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear you talk. And I listened
Speaker 1: back to myself and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, I'm so I love listening back
Speaker 2: to a voice. And the licenned I literally acally when.
Speaker 1: He said a really funny one.
Speaker 2: You're like, like exactly, or like even like a serious one.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I'm damn, I really do have that in me, don't.
Speaker 2: I Like, I really do have it in me.
Speaker 1: But the good news is I wrote down what I
Speaker 1: was thinking, and I was going to post this on
Speaker 1: my story, but I was like, I'll save it for
Speaker 1: the podcast so you guys can hear it from me directly.
Speaker 1: Red receipts are still the crazy thing iPhones ever did
Speaker 1: to us, Like what, I genuinely can't think of a
Speaker 1: single fucking benefit to that. It's literally just psychological warfare.
Speaker 1: Like this feels like the most Twitter circa twenty twelve
Speaker 1: comment to make, but it's not even funny or original.
Speaker 1: But I'm seriously just concerned as to why we made
Speaker 1: that a thing. There is no benefit, like I was,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to think, like, okay, maybe it's
Speaker 1: just so if I'm like, oh, I'm I'm five minutes away.
Speaker 1: I can see you write it. Bitch, I still.
Speaker 2: Want you to make that I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: If babies are crossing the street, hit them tech me.
Speaker 1: I want you to tell me that, like you saw
Speaker 1: my fucking text, I just don't understand.
Speaker 2: As so it ruined it for the people that leave
Speaker 2: people on delivered, because now there's this whole idea that like,
Speaker 2: oh I got left undelivered. I got left on delivered,
Speaker 2: Yes you did. I don't want to talk to you,
Speaker 2: and that's okay.
Speaker 1: Also, why do I have to fucking respond to everything?
Speaker 1: Everything doesn't need a respond Also, if you were like
Speaker 1: one of my friends who has DMS me, you know
Speaker 1: more than anybody. If you think I don't reply to text, bitch,
Speaker 1: a DM is not getting a reply like a DM. Also,
Speaker 1: I am crazy if anyone is my friend. I think
Speaker 1: I've even done it to y'all. When I post a
Speaker 1: story that a lot of my friends reply, y'all all
Speaker 1: are getting the same fucking response.
Speaker 2: I don't really lot of stories, dude.
Speaker 1: People respond to my stories because I'm just like so
Speaker 1: enchanting and like fun and witty, and I carry all.
Speaker 2: These every girl story he likes.
Speaker 1: Well, when I'm high, I start liking stories like they
Speaker 1: were sent for me. So I think I do that. Also,
Speaker 1: I just need to call out that I was quoting
Speaker 1: miss wait oh my god, Hello, Hello, Hello, What the
Speaker 1: hell is her name? Well, her her username is white
Speaker 1: male ego and a blunt That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Where when I said, like I carry all these sex
Speaker 1: in the city, am I philly or am I insane?
Speaker 1: I'm giving me satifah Mary Jane.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Well, I'm not joking. I was in Texas.
Speaker 2: Screen time was about at fourteen hours a day for
Speaker 2: two days, like I was. I was really in the
Speaker 2: thick of it, and like I think some of the
Speaker 2: best moments I've had with myself is when my screen
Speaker 2: time is the highest, like really truly, Like that's when
Speaker 2: I feel the most alive, is when I'm on the
Speaker 2: phone as much as I possibly can. Well, I was
Speaker 2: scrolling through the old TikTok TikTok top tiptop, and I
Speaker 2: saw a video of a dog just chilling, like it
Speaker 2: was just chilling, like minded it's own fucking business. And
Speaker 2: this big ass like rottweiler, scary motherfucking dog pulled up
Speaker 2: on this dog and went to like, actually go kill
Speaker 2: this dog. And without a fucking second thought, this cat
Speaker 2: that was hanging out with the little dog jumped in
Speaker 2: and beat the fuck out of this bigger dog. Like
Speaker 2: it was. It was literally like it didn't even have
Speaker 2: to think about it. And I'm not kidding. I sat
Speaker 2: there and was like genuinely inspired by that video, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like be more like
Speaker 2: the cat. Like I was literally like like I need
Speaker 2: to actually like get into a situation within you so
Speaker 2: I can like take up for her, Like that.
Speaker 1: Was literally my last time you did that. You literally
Speaker 1: like it was awful night and you thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna die. Oh like at the smoke shop, Drew when
Speaker 1: Dan called that, Drew stood up for me, and then
Speaker 1: he spent the next like literal eight hours in a psychon.
Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna kill me. I literally thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna be killed, Like I saw my death
Speaker 2: flash before my eyes. Also, I don't think we talk
Speaker 2: about how someone literally broke into our house. I mean
Speaker 2: we do talk about it enough, but someone broke into
Speaker 2: our house and chased me, chased me through my own
Speaker 2: fucking home.
Speaker 1: Like Also, every time we say that to people. They
Speaker 1: are literally their faces are like.
Speaker 2: They and you're still there still and you're still there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we still are because we're showing them.
Speaker 2: We don't talk about it enough.
Speaker 1: You don't talk anymore.
Speaker 2: How do I search so much shit up? Listen, like,
Speaker 2: listen to my searches. Literally the last I was looking
Speaker 2: for the search that I found the cat video popped
Speaker 2: the balloon for Gaze, Lavender marriages. Damn, I forgot Twilight Imperium,
Speaker 2: Adam SM six band, Balding, Marsha P Johnson. I'm forming
Speaker 2: my own cloud Bapha, Mit and symbols Baphomet not okay,
Speaker 2: Sophie vacuum by Arca Nya Ciniide supplement. Looking this up, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is like And then I looked up a Vlada
Speaker 2: the Slavic Doll because she tore that runway. Her coke
Speaker 2: walk was incredible, which is that.
Speaker 1: The girl who was like really really.
Speaker 2: Tiny, she was like the Slavic doll like she was.
Speaker 2: She wore that like one blue dress with the friels
Speaker 2: up here and had the bouncy angelic hair.
Speaker 1: Well, it's weirdly, you know a lot more about like
Speaker 1: model culture than I do. Like I don't know models.
Speaker 2: I just think the girls are so fucking hot, Like
Speaker 2: that's really what I forgot. Yeah, the girls are so
Speaker 2: fucking bad, bro, that's.
Speaker 1: Why you're that's why you want to start watching Project Runway.
Speaker 6: Ye dude, Well, I feel like they're really hot, but
Speaker 6: they wear too much makeup.
Speaker 2: Right, Honestly, I'm with kay on that girl. Girls should
Speaker 2: wear less makeup because like it, none of no, none
Speaker 2: of us like makeup period, Like, none of us like it.
Speaker 1: I've never really understood that, Like I've genuinely like there's that,
Speaker 1: like on a core level. I've just never understood the
Speaker 1: beef with makeup, Like it really just feels like something
Speaker 1: to talk about. It's just it feels like a right conversation.
Speaker 1: Like r dude, I also hate when my girlfriend wears
Speaker 1: lipstick right.
Speaker 2: Well, it stains my penis?
Speaker 6: Nice? Nice? Nice?
Speaker 2: What's the fuck? What is it?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Bullat? What is his saying? My wife?
Speaker 4: My wife? Did?
Speaker 1: I love when you're trying to remember something and you
Speaker 1: say all the things that are chiming in your brain
Speaker 1: to remember it, like, what's the borat thing? The uh
Speaker 1: my wife?
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, I'm so smoked. But I don't
Speaker 2: think we really focused enough on my searches. This is
Speaker 2: just today, by the way, Baphomet in What the fuck
Speaker 2: is Baphomet as above so below?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: He's a universal symbol for balance, but it's been taken
Speaker 2: by the illuminati. Really like, people are like, what is it?
Speaker 6: What does it mean? What's the meaning though of as.
Speaker 2: Above so below? I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just heard it today on TikTok okay.
Speaker 2: I mean I think it's like demonic, like Heaven or
Speaker 2: like Earth and Hell, like seeing shit like that. But
Speaker 2: I truly don't know. But I was just looking at
Speaker 2: Baphomet because I just want to know the hand symbols
Speaker 2: so I can throw them up. And people think like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's Drew a part of the Illuminati.
Speaker 6: All I know is this.
Speaker 3: Why is the.
Speaker 6: Oh shit, that's that was cool for me. That was
Speaker 6: cool for me to see.
Speaker 1: Yeall are making me feel fucking crazy, like something is
Speaker 1: like really something scary is happening post Halloween, Like day
Speaker 1: after Halloween, everything shifted and from that day to now
Speaker 1: I have genuinely felt like I was living in the twilight,
Speaker 1: Like I think I slipped between a crowd.
Speaker 2: Enya literally came into my room after sitting in her
Speaker 2: car for an hour like crying, and just like writhed
Speaker 2: around on my floor, wrapping herself up in my crumb blanket.
Speaker 2: So you know it's bad when she's all up in
Speaker 2: my crumbs from my like food from the last month,
Speaker 2: because like some she and it wasn't even like a
Speaker 2: sadness or an anger or like an emotion at all.
Speaker 2: It was like nothing. There was nothing behind me.
Speaker 1: I feel nothing.
Speaker 6: Wait what week of your SSR are you on?
Speaker 1: I just upped it?
Speaker 6: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What was it week four?
Speaker 1: I've been on it for like two months, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, there's other factors at play, Yeah, there
Speaker 1: are other factors.
Speaker 2: We don't get into itween Halloween.
Speaker 1: Basically, I think I just think I'm gonna die, and
Speaker 1: that's okay. Also, I've been so fucking cold. I genuinely
Speaker 1: don't know how I'm going to survive the winter.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: This is the craziest thing I'm about to do. But
Speaker 1: I literally need to show the layers I'm wearing right now.
Speaker 1: So like a tempt cole, this is crazy, But this.
Speaker 6: Right there, I'm not looking take that ship off. Oh
Speaker 6: that's fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Do you have any other layers on? Should we see those?
Speaker 2: She shed another randomly, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have a big diaper on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's been wearing this fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: Is crazy the whole this is genuinely how I feel though.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, but yeah, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make it. Guys, So.
Speaker 2: You know, it's been so cold in our goddamn house.
Speaker 2: It's been brutal. The winter is going to be awful here.
Speaker 2: And I don't remember it being this cold last year, honestly,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: But I also I say that the year I never
Speaker 1: remember it being cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and but I did run the heater all day
Speaker 2: every day last year. The second the temperatures dip below
Speaker 2: seven or sixty? Wait, what did dip below seventy?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Did below dip?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: A Frank Ocean song?
Speaker 4: What below?
Speaker 2: No dip below seventy? Because I'm biking?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't remember. I don't remember. Also, I decided
Speaker 1: I really still don't like sports because it is still
Speaker 1: so fucked up. The Dodgers just won, Yes, go La,
Speaker 1: that's awesome, And I really have no part in any
Speaker 1: of it, like I have no sportsmanship for any team
Speaker 1: on the planet. But I will never get over how
Speaker 1: fucking sad it is to see the people losing, Like
Speaker 1: there was something so sad, like it should be illegal
Speaker 1: to record the losing team, Like seriously, they just fucking lost,
Speaker 1: Like now you're gonna put a camera in their face.
Speaker 1: And there's always a compilation of the team.
Speaker 6: Like the best is when it's like the confetti that's
Speaker 6: colored like the other team.
Speaker 1: They're just like walking through and it's like you, they're
Speaker 1: just better.
Speaker 2: Be better, do better, try harder, like I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. Also fuck the Yankees, sorry, but I also
Speaker 2: do agree, Like in the the super Bowl, that was
Speaker 2: the saddest shit I have ever.
Speaker 1: Seen, and it's just always so sad, like.
Speaker 2: That was America's team this year, like that, like the
Speaker 2: team that I'm not lyaing.
Speaker 1: If you put a gun in my face right now
Speaker 1: and you said what teams played the Super Bowl, just
Speaker 1: fucking kill me.
Speaker 6: I Like I don't think of it, Like I literally
Speaker 6: don't remember. I didn't even know the world serious was happening.
Speaker 6: I just heard fire works the night that it ended.
Speaker 1: I know Dodgers and Yankees. I can't think of a
Speaker 1: single the Dolphins. I know the Dolphins didn't play, but
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of like names.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you a band and yea, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: show you NFL logos and then you have to tell
Speaker 2: me what the team name is.
Speaker 1: Okay, should I pull my pants back up? No?
Speaker 2: It's kind of a fucking vibe like keep them down.
Speaker 1: The fuck dolph ac Oh, green Bay Packers. But that's it,
Speaker 1: says packed. Oh, and I know that because Harry Styles
Speaker 1: I think really liked the Green Bay Packers. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding. Or it's like, I know it's the San
Speaker 1: Francisco forty nine ers. I know those are two teams.
Speaker 1: And I know the San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 2: Because that's who played in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Is that is that the Rams? I'm like Loki cheating Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Texas, the Houston Texans.
Speaker 1: That's what they're called. Just the Texans. Why are the
Speaker 1: rest of them that's Rams? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, you know a little bit. I just told
Speaker 2: you who played.
Speaker 1: Wait, who played the Beatles? I don't know what is that?
Speaker 1: Like the bid the Bearded Eagles, the.
Speaker 2: Eagles, the Baltimore Ravens, fucking Hawks yeah, oh or not hawks,
Speaker 2: the Falcons, but like period, Okay, if you don't get
Speaker 2: this one, this is the last one, I'll be genuinely upset.
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2: I was going to say that, like you thing or
Speaker 2: two and now you should show me fashion designers that
Speaker 2: everybody should know, and then I can guess I.
Speaker 1: Feel like you would know them.
Speaker 2: No, I know too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know way too much.
Speaker 2: I genuinely I'm not kidding. And then this is not
Speaker 2: an ego thing at all. I literally know too much.
Speaker 2: Like it's at it's to a point where like genuinely
Speaker 2: like like it freaks me out.
Speaker 1: No, last night on the couch, it was literally cracking
Speaker 1: me up. Like I don't even remember our conversation, but
Speaker 1: we started just like talking about humans, and Andrew was
Speaker 1: literally freaking me out. Because also, I want to make
Speaker 1: something very clear, because there's this idea because I myself dumb,
Speaker 1: like I downplay it. I call myself dumb because I
Speaker 1: have from a very young age, I keep standards very low,
Speaker 1: and I like to call myself dumb so that I
Speaker 1: surprise people when they find out I'm not actually dumb,
Speaker 1: because I'm not fucking dumb. But I genuinely think I
Speaker 1: block certain information from my brain for my own sanity,
Speaker 1: because there are just certain things I shouldn't fucking know.
Speaker 1: I genuinely like I shouldn't know the world. It is
Speaker 1: strange magic by elot.
Speaker 2: I love that the world is magical, Like it really
Speaker 2: truly is like it is it is pure magic once
Speaker 2: you go deep enough into like I don't know, once
Speaker 2: you go deep enough and you start like really like
Speaker 2: connecting dots, you're like, oh, like actually, truly this is magical. Also,
Speaker 2: you know what I found out recently is that like
Speaker 2: quantum experiment where it's like, oh, like the uh the
Speaker 2: I think it's called like the slit experiment. But I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna like put my penis inside of the
Speaker 2: quantum slit experiment. Slit.
Speaker 6: If you put your penis into the slit and no
Speaker 6: one sees it, did it go into the slit?
Speaker 2: It's like schroding your penis.
Speaker 6: Schrodinger's body count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, five below.
Speaker 1: This feels like the straightest episode we've ever had.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just talking about the Quantum Split ex series.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It's like basically like the people that do know it
Speaker 2: is we've been fooled and lied to. It's not as
Speaker 2: crazy as it sounds. Like people the idea was like
Speaker 2: that everyone has in their head, is that like, uh,
Speaker 2: these like quantum particles when they're being observed, they like
Speaker 2: know they're being observed, but I can't remember what the
Speaker 2: real thing is. But I saw Mike, not Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2: What's the other like the other dude with the last
Speaker 2: name Tyson, Neil de Yeah, Neil de Grass Tyson. He
Speaker 2: was like, no, we've like been taught wrong our a
Speaker 2: whole lot. Really yeah, but it's it's not as crazy
Speaker 2: as it sounds.
Speaker 1: Well, whatever that is. I think it happened to me
Speaker 1: after Halloween, Like I genuinely think.
Speaker 2: That want some immortality. That shit freaks me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, should I talk about it? On Halloween?
Speaker 1: How I fucking fell? Like I literally busted my ass.
Speaker 1: I without a party, and I wasn't drunk and I
Speaker 1: didn't get high because I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how many people at this party I'm gonna know. I
Speaker 1: was already feeling really anxious and like I didn't really
Speaker 1: want to go out, so I was like fuck it.
Speaker 1: I'm just like not gonna smoke because earlier in the
Speaker 1: night I had smoked and we went to a party
Speaker 1: with friends who I knew, and even that was like overwhelming.
Speaker 1: So then like two hours later, when we ended up
Speaker 1: at this other party, I was sober and I was like,
Speaker 1: I Am not doing that, bitch, How the fuck did
Speaker 1: I still fall? Like I fucking fell? And it's so
Speaker 1: embarrassing because I got his party. I one thing about
Speaker 1: me is I will be falling at the party, like
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: It's not even like you're drunk to the point where
Speaker 2: you're like falling over you just like slip and fall.
Speaker 1: I just so easily. Like what about me is like
Speaker 1: I one thing about me is I'm gonna fall. I'm
Speaker 1: gona bump into something. I'm gonna wake up with a bruise.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like I'm a clumsy kind of girl.
Speaker 1: And I was going downstairs behind Rain and she told
Speaker 1: me all she heard behind her was like that like
Speaker 1: me falling, And I was loud as fucking Also, my
Speaker 1: vocal chords were just prepped to scream like that because
Speaker 1: the second I got into this party, my puff bar died,
Speaker 1: so like, imagine me an hour without nicotine, no substances
Speaker 1: in my body, only fucking water, and I fell in
Speaker 1: front of everybody and it was so humiliating and it
Speaker 1: made me laugh really hard. I've just had very embarrassing
Speaker 1: moments this past weekend because also I went to a
Speaker 1: spaw and I won't say who I ran into. I
Speaker 1: went to a spa alone because I was just Drew
Speaker 1: wasn't around, no one was around. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm on a new mission to like find a spa.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 1: So I went to this spa and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I'm never going to see anybody I
Speaker 1: know here.
Speaker 2: It's really horrible. Really, I mean it's not horrible, but.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny. Of course this is what happened
Speaker 1: to me. We have to like bleep and like blur
Speaker 1: who I saw. But I had just gotten the worst
Speaker 1: massage in my life. First, let's start there. I got
Speaker 1: a massage and the woman hated me, like something about her.
Speaker 1: She wanted to beat me up, and honestly, God bless,
Speaker 1: but she was going so fucking hard on my tendons
Speaker 1: on my back, like left shoulder blade. At one point,
Speaker 1: I was like, can you go a little softer, and
Speaker 1: she genuinely said, no, you're tense, you need this, and
Speaker 1: kept beating me up the whole time. So I got
Speaker 1: out of that and I already felt fucking weird because
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that was like the worst massage
Speaker 1: in my life. Also, actually it was a hot stone massage,
Speaker 1: and she gave me third degree fucking burns on my back,
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely like, it was so hot that at
Speaker 1: one point I'm like, I like not kidding, not trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. Like anytime I would find comfort and
Speaker 1: finally fall asleep and got used to the pain she
Speaker 1: was inflicting on me, she would bring out a new weapon,
Speaker 1: and her weapon was the fucking stones, and they were
Speaker 1: stone so fucking hot, like they were the hottest thing
Speaker 1: that's ever touched my skin, and there was oil on
Speaker 1: my back. It genuinely felt like it was sizzling fel
Speaker 1: on my back and it hurts so bad. And then
Speaker 1: I get out of there, and I was like, whatever
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do like the sauna and cold punch
Speaker 1: and then fucking leave. When I walk out, I am
Speaker 1: like near the entrance, and I looked to the left
Speaker 1: because I heard a familiar voice and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh what, And then I turn and I see like someone,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and it's fucking but I like saw
Speaker 1: them and I'm talking to them, and I'm being really
Speaker 1: awkward because all I can think immediately is I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm we're gonna see each other naked.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see each other naked, and I don't care,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not somebody who cares about being but naked
Speaker 1: nasty around people. But I just like to go into
Speaker 1: it knowing that and going into something like I didn't
Speaker 1: prep like I was going to a one direction concert.
Speaker 1: We'll just say that. I was very much like, who's
Speaker 1: gonna fucking see me? Bro? Like, there was no sounds
Speaker 1: in the house. That was like like before I left,
Speaker 1: So I was like all I can think is I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to see this person naked, Like they're
Speaker 1: gonna see me naked. This is so humiliating. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: freak out. But then she was like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get a massage, so I was like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: thank god, Like I'm not gonna see them naked. Why
Speaker 1: the fuck were our lockers right next to each other,
Speaker 1: and my fucking freak ass had my vape in the
Speaker 1: pocket of my uh robe, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to go put this vape down because like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna jump in the water with it or like it's
Speaker 1: just it's inappropriate for me to be walking around this
Speaker 1: spall with my fucking vape. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go put it in the locker. And when I
Speaker 1: was turning the corner, I like turned and I saw
Speaker 1: both of them naked, and I like went to go
Speaker 1: away fast, but had turned and looked at me, and
Speaker 1: I literally, oh, my god, my pants sound so awkward.
Speaker 1: I was like, I walked out, oh, and like walked
Speaker 1: in covering my eyes. I walked in covering my eyes.
Speaker 1: And then she made fun of me, and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like it's not that big of a deal,
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, And then somebody else was
Speaker 1: in front of my locker, so I just had to stand.
Speaker 1: But I didn't tell you this. I just had to
Speaker 1: stand between them while they were naked and I was
Speaker 1: in a robe and just looking away from them because
Speaker 1: I was like, and they were talking to me, but
Speaker 1: I just couldn't. I was like, I like, also, I
Speaker 1: think the other thing is it just felt inappropriate because
Speaker 1: I wasn't naked, so it felt like I was being
Speaker 1: pervy because also like they're both very gorgeous. I find
Speaker 1: that attractive like as people, and I'm not close enough
Speaker 1: to them, so it was just like this really weird interaction.
Speaker 1: I think I was overeating it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely talked mad shit about you after. They
Speaker 2: were like, and you was being so fucking.
Speaker 1: Well I could think is I was like, I'm being
Speaker 1: so creepy. I'm like literally being creepy right now. The
Speaker 1: word you know what it is too. As I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it, I was like, I think I was
Speaker 1: over analyzing it too, because like this is somebody who
Speaker 1: like both of them are like so attractive, Like I've
Speaker 1: like told friends that I like think like it's cute,
Speaker 1: and like I was like, fuck, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: gotten back to her. So I'm like really actively trying
Speaker 1: not to be a fucking creep right now. Like I'm trying,
Speaker 1: I'm trying so hard not to be a creep that
Speaker 1: I'm coming off really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you putting your hands up is like the funniest
Speaker 2: visual ever, because that is so not you, Like you
Speaker 2: were so shocked and stunned that you put your hand
Speaker 2: in front of your face. Like I don't know that
Speaker 2: that that visual is like and.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense because I'm straight, so I don't
Speaker 1: know why I was acting exactly because ill. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying really hard not to be creepy, and
Speaker 1: I think I just made and then I all so
Speaker 1: on top of everything. I ended up running into them
Speaker 1: one more time at the bathroom before they went to
Speaker 1: the massage, and I was talking to them and like
Speaker 1: one of them was like, oh, your headphones are like
Speaker 1: so interesting, because I had the little like Beats headphones
Speaker 1: that go in your ear and I pulled it out.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, like I love these headphones
Speaker 1: blah blah, and we'd like talked about them for a
Speaker 1: second and then I was like, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go like enjoy your massage. We split off into separate ways.
Speaker 1: I go on the sauna and I sit in there
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes, and all I could think about
Speaker 1: is like, what is wrong with me? Like I felt
Speaker 1: like the way you felt when you interact me with.
Speaker 2: That uber Oh my god, we never talked about that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude. I was in this uber and
Speaker 2: we were on the way home from the Conan concert
Speaker 2: and like Josiah was like playing like awesome good music,
Speaker 2: like it was it was a great playlist, and I
Speaker 2: could tell like the uber driver was like vibing with
Speaker 2: it too, and like he turned.
Speaker 1: It up and songs up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would turn them up really loud without us asking,
Speaker 2: and it was just like a little party in our uber.
Speaker 2: And then like when we were getting out, he was
Speaker 2: like he was like that was like a really nice
Speaker 2: like vibe you curated, Like those were like that was
Speaker 2: a good playlist, and I was like you like that.
Speaker 2: As I was getting out of the Uber, I just
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I was like you like that.
Speaker 2: And I got out of the color immediately and was like,
Speaker 2: oh my fucking god, I hate myself. I'm so fucking
Speaker 2: stupid and awkward and like why can't I talk to people?
Speaker 2: And I was like having a fucking melt down for
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes after because like, oh my god, you
Speaker 2: like that, you like that, like and it wasn't even
Speaker 2: like oh, it wasn't even supposed to be funny. I
Speaker 2: was just like genuinely like having a conversation with him.
Speaker 2: It fell dead silent, Like it was like I h
Speaker 2: so out of the car and ran into the It
Speaker 2: was so awkward, y'all. And like I have so many
Speaker 2: moments like that where like I am just so bad
Speaker 2: at talking to people, like even people that I like
Speaker 2: have known for years and years and years, like I
Speaker 2: still am like intimidated by their presence for some reason.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's because like when I
Speaker 2: was meeting them, I all had them on like a
Speaker 2: pedestal and like da da da da da da, And
Speaker 2: like now I see them as my friends, and I
Speaker 2: don't know if there's this like weird psychon it breaks
Speaker 2: through every.
Speaker 1: Now and then yeah, oh my god, like look at
Speaker 1: who I'm talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, it's it's such a bizarre thing.
Speaker 2: But then like it takes me like maybe three minutes
Speaker 2: to like get into it. And then once I'm in it,
Speaker 2: like I'm a hoot and holler.
Speaker 4: I was not.
Speaker 1: I was quite literally anything but a who.
Speaker 2: You were a creep and a perse I was being.
Speaker 1: Freaky as fuck. And then I finally like remove myself
Speaker 1: from the situation I'm in the sauna.
Speaker 2: And removing yourself from this situation.
Speaker 1: I finally have like de escalated and like walked myself
Speaker 1: off a cliff and I was like, it's okay, Like
Speaker 1: you're overthinking it, because my immediate thought was like to
Speaker 1: text them and be like, I am so sorry if
Speaker 1: I was awkward, but I'm I've been trying not to
Speaker 1: do that because like it just makes things awkward and
Speaker 1: it's all in my head and I'm faking it and
Speaker 1: like what is I make And if it is awkward,
Speaker 1: you don't need it doesn't matter because like they like
Speaker 1: I will never know if they like see me like that,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter, blah blah blah. Like and I
Speaker 1: finally just like I had removed myself from that, and
Speaker 1: then I'm sitting in the son I'm like, damn, I'm
Speaker 1: about to fucking knock out. I need to go get
Speaker 1: in the cold plunge and mind you my headphones that
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Want my fellsleep in the sauna, by the way, really
Speaker 2: like I fully fully fell asleep, and then I like
Speaker 2: woke up and was like because like I was so
Speaker 2: hot and overheating. I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: like almost just died, like my body woke me up
Speaker 2: at the perfect time before death.
Speaker 1: But sorry, keep And then I'm like listening to my
Speaker 1: music and I'm getting into it because I'm listening to
Speaker 1: like my new playlist, and I'm like, damn, these songs
Speaker 1: are so good, Like I feel good and I'm like
Speaker 1: smiling to myself because I'm in such a good mood
Speaker 1: because I love cold plunges so much. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like it's so awesome. I like put my
Speaker 1: foot in a little bit, and I was so overheated
Speaker 1: that I didn't even feel cold, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is amazing, and I just jump in and I'm
Speaker 1: like in there for like three minutes, just kind of
Speaker 1: like dunking my head in and like like damn, my
Speaker 1: music stopped, Like why did my music stop? That was
Speaker 1: such a vibe bitch. I got in the fucking cold
Speaker 1: punch with my headphones, and then I proceeded to look
Speaker 1: embarrassing as fuck because I got out and I tried
Speaker 1: to act casual, but I was freaking out and I
Speaker 1: was taking them out and like drying them, and also
Speaker 1: the like soft parts of the earbuds fell into like
Speaker 1: the big used towel thing. So then I looked like
Speaker 1: more like a perverbn.
Speaker 2: Like digging through this towel, soiled towel, and.
Speaker 1: Then I just had to give up because there was
Speaker 1: like a few girls behind me. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: like I have the kind of ass where you just
Speaker 1: see butthole and you don't see cheeks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to stop like bending over in front of that.
Speaker 2: I hate bending over and that this when I like
Speaker 2: am in the locker room. But I asked naked, this
Speaker 2: is how I bend over, Like if I dropped something,
Speaker 2: I like crouched down because no one is allowed to
Speaker 2: see my butthole.
Speaker 1: Oh min, Yeah, that was my.
Speaker 2: This is the video that I inspired mentally. This is
Speaker 2: the video that inspired me by.
Speaker 1: The way, like look, m it's actually impressive.
Speaker 2: Like he's taken on four big ass dogs and then
Speaker 2: the other cat was saved. There was another one that
Speaker 2: I saw that was even like more code sure.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also, in terms of like red receipts being psychological warfare,
Speaker 1: so is the citizen app Because my phone somehow since
Speaker 1: I was home alone for the first time in like
Speaker 1: over a year, I haven't spent time alone fully to
Speaker 1: myself in so long, and I was on such a
Speaker 1: good vibe. I was like, not fearful of my life.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna be murdered, which is
Speaker 1: genuinely like such a relief. And then it is a
Speaker 1: like eleven something and I get a random notification that
Speaker 1: I can't see because set like show because it has
Speaker 1: an address in it. It just said, like zero point
Speaker 1: three miles away, a new sexual offender just moved onto
Speaker 1: your street. Okay, first of all, it's fucking midnight. I
Speaker 1: know he didn't like register, like he didn't get the
Speaker 1: application for that home right now. Also, why would you
Speaker 1: send that to me as a notification? Like that's not
Speaker 1: something I want to just randomly be reminded. And then
Speaker 1: I sat and I looked through how many fucks I've
Speaker 1: done that before live near me? And I genuinely was
Speaker 1: terrifying taking in fear, and I was convinced I was
Speaker 1: going to be killed. And then I watched a murder documentary.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, y'all, you know, like we're like
Speaker 2: going through it down bad tremendously because like we're watching
Speaker 2: murder shows again, and that's how I gauge my mental health.
Speaker 2: Now I can't like have an internal dialogue with myself
Speaker 2: anymore because like I'm so fucking deranged and I don't
Speaker 2: want to think thoughts. Is I look at like physical
Speaker 2: things that I'm like consuming or doing, and I am
Speaker 2: watching people murder their friends and family or people's friends
Speaker 2: and family getting murdered by a random fucking person, and
Speaker 2: oh my god, it is so like I hate that
Speaker 2: I love it. I hate that I love it because
Speaker 2: it's so fascinating to me to see like how these
Speaker 2: people get caught and whatever.
Speaker 1: It's really just like, oh, I feel like I'm solving
Speaker 1: the mystery with you.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that I literally only got two weeks
Speaker 2: of not being seasonally depressed, Like I feel like two
Speaker 2: weeks ago was like the first day that the veil lifted,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, like I actually
Speaker 2: feel good, like I feel like lighter, Like oh my god,
Speaker 2: seasonal depression is over, Like it only lasted nine months.
Speaker 2: It only lasted nine months, bitch, I'm back in it,
Speaker 2: like I'm immediately back in it, like I.
Speaker 1: Know, bruh. I literally had dinner yesterday at five thirty pm,
Speaker 1: And I think that's also what set me off is
Speaker 1: I had dinner way too early and then I looked
Speaker 1: at the time and it was seven pm.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel every night. I'm like, can I
Speaker 2: just like, can it be midnight so I can go
Speaker 2: the fuck I can't, Like I don't want to be awake, and.
Speaker 1: It's so cold in the house that I literally also
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah, complain, complain, complain, But this is
Speaker 1: just really where I'm at. I wanted a heated blanket
Speaker 1: so bad because I've been dying in the house, and
Speaker 1: I went to Target and to CBS and they didn't
Speaker 1: have it, and I sat in the car for hours,
Speaker 1: Like the whole time I was gone yesterday, I was
Speaker 1: just in my car, like I wasn't in any I
Speaker 1: was in both of those shops for a maximum of
Speaker 1: five minute each, and then they didn't have it. And
Speaker 1: then I tried to instacart it from like a Coals
Speaker 1: that's like fucking five miles away, and they didn't have
Speaker 1: it either. So I just froze over in bed last night.
Speaker 1: And that's my story, and I ordered a heated blanket.
Speaker 1: But I'm also scared, like I feel like I'm the
Speaker 1: kind of person who will die from a heated blanket
Speaker 1: because every night before I go to bed, I look
Speaker 1: at my heater and I'm genuinely convinced it's gonna set
Speaker 1: on fire and kill me. Like I know heaters don't
Speaker 1: just explode, but I I genuinely feel like mine destined
Speaker 1: to explode, like kill me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think here's just going to explode and kill you.
Speaker 1: And I can't sleep with it on because I'm convinced
Speaker 1: it's gonna kill me. And then I turn it off
Speaker 1: and I have to wake up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night and turn it back on because in my
Speaker 1: sleepy haze, I'm like, whatever, if this explodes, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. But before I go about it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: the killer is here.
Speaker 2: I love sleeping with the heater. Well, I realized I
Speaker 2: can't think.
Speaker 1: You can't think.
Speaker 2: I can't think straight when I'm not home and a
Speaker 2: package gets delivered, like there's something like in my brain
Speaker 2: that like it's the only thing I'm fixated on, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not even like I'm worried about it
Speaker 2: getting stolen. There is an element of that in there,
Speaker 2: but it's literally like like it's it's all I can
Speaker 2: think about and it could be like the most minuscule
Speaker 2: like meaningless like parcel. Ever, but if I know that
Speaker 2: it's sitting on my front porch and like like I
Speaker 2: want it right now, like.
Speaker 1: Like I could have an empty box, or like if
Speaker 1: I could have a box delivered to my door every morning,
Speaker 1: even just with my morning coffee in there, I would
Speaker 1: be so happy even just to rip it open, like
Speaker 1: even if there was just a letter in there, with
Speaker 1: like a receipt and nothing else in there, just the
Speaker 1: joy of opening a box.
Speaker 2: Something that was sitting on your front porch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like made for me, Like that was
Speaker 1: for me. This was hand crafted with the expectation that
Speaker 1: enya U Mansar would open it. But then also once
Speaker 1: I bring that box inside, it actually makes me want
Speaker 1: to blow the mouse because I can't stand a box.
Speaker 2: I hate fucking boxes, y'all. They just sit like we know,
Speaker 2: we know.
Speaker 1: What are you trying to say? You know that sounded crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh that sounded crazy. My god.
Speaker 2: I really love a vagina, but I hate a box.
Speaker 1: No, I can't stand. I can't stand when there's a
Speaker 1: box in the house. Like I will genuinely go out
Speaker 1: and do like if I need to run an errand
Speaker 1: and grab something. Say, I like fucking ran out of foundation.
Speaker 1: I will go to the store by the Foundation and
Speaker 1: whatever other piece of useless shit I somehow got while
Speaker 1: I was out taking your bar. I will unbox everything
Speaker 1: before I get into the house. Because the last.
Speaker 2: For real, don't take your girl to Sephora.
Speaker 1: No oh huh, the last thing I want to do.
Speaker 2: Don't hit me.
Speaker 1: Also, the masked singer genuinely needs to stop. It is
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing, Like I remember you talking about that one. Whatever,
Speaker 1: it's funny. What the fuck is the point of that? Like,
Speaker 1: I still don't understand the point of the show, Like
Speaker 1: are the are the judges supposed to guess who's behind
Speaker 1: the mask? Is? Also, I feel like I could hear
Speaker 1: anyone singing and if I didn't see their face or
Speaker 1: it wasn't an artist I listened to all the time,
Speaker 1: How the fuck am I supposed to know who you?
Speaker 2: Wasn't Jojo Siwa like a masked singer? I think she was?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And is it like a new person every episode or
Speaker 2: is it like a group of masked singers that like
Speaker 2: get voted off because they're not as good as the
Speaker 2: other ones? In at the very and they do like
Speaker 2: a big reveal and it's like, I don't know how
Speaker 2: it works or is it okay?
Speaker 1: The point of a mass singer is to keep the
Speaker 1: identities of the celebrity contestants a secret while they compete
Speaker 1: in a singing competition. So it is a competition. The
Speaker 1: goal is for the contestants to keep them As the
Speaker 1: judges and audience vote for their favorite singer, the mass
Speaker 1: elebs with the least number of votes must unveil their
Speaker 1: true selves. Oh so it's a humiliation ritual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of the day. True, that's all
Speaker 2: it is at the end.
Speaker 1: Bruh. But like the costumes is literally I can't believe
Speaker 1: we made fun of furres for so long and then
Speaker 1: the mass singer happened, Like are you dead fucking serious? Also,
Speaker 1: some of these like costumes suck dick into creepy. They're
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing ever. Like, what do you mean that's
Speaker 1: a Victorian cheetah?
Speaker 2: Like literally that one reminds me of like Hunter X Hunter,
Speaker 2: I kind of like the panda. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Is that a fly? Is that a sexy fly?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's a sexy spider.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's got wings though, but the panda's
Speaker 2: kind of cute. You know, these are fucking creepy, bro,
Speaker 2: the beady eyes.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to.
Speaker 2: Get back to those because we should send those.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fuck the mass singer period, like unless I'm on there.
Speaker 2: That'd be kind of iconic if I was like a
Speaker 2: mass singer.
Speaker 1: You like can't sing to save your life, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but it would be like a funny moment. It
Speaker 2: would be like the like the joke character they always
Speaker 2: bring onto, like, yeah, it's got talent where it's like
Speaker 2: so very obvious.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say some weird shit, like a fucking bug.
Speaker 2: Probably a dog, because I got that dog in me.
Speaker 1: Oh the puppy. You could be the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the dog that votes. I sit in
Speaker 2: bed with the anxiety of I need to stop just
Speaker 2: like trying to read my notes of verbatim, because it
Speaker 2: never ever works out for me.
Speaker 1: I know when I read them verbatim, I have to
Speaker 1: add a bunch of words because I also do voice
Speaker 1: to text a lot of times, and I don't know
Speaker 1: what about my voice. Sirie does not know what the
Speaker 1: fuck I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Half the time, but I was trying to say, I
Speaker 2: sit in bed with the same anxiety level of a
Speaker 2: human that was being hunted for sport, and it's literally
Speaker 2: just me actually just scrolling on my phone and I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm literally gonna die at some points, like
Speaker 2: I'm literally laying there and I'm like, oh my God,
Speaker 2: like I am so close to death.
Speaker 1: You have just strayed so far from our purpose.
Speaker 2: The plot had lost, like we need to like go
Speaker 2: back to the forest or something like really bad.
Speaker 1: Like I think me and Drew we are genuinely getting
Speaker 1: very close to spiritual psychosis, like we always joke about it,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, oh, it gets to a point like recently,
Speaker 1: I've just felt out of breath, like just from existing,
Speaker 1: Like I have to keep catching my breath and it
Speaker 1: feels like every waking moment I am on the verge
Speaker 1: of a panic attack. All that has to be said
Speaker 1: to me is one like sentence and it will send
Speaker 1: me there. Drew almost sent me there yesterday when you
Speaker 1: were talking about like evolution. Yeah, like I literally had
Speaker 1: I had to stop. I had to stop the conversation
Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, like this is too much
Speaker 1: because also, mind you like twenty minutes later, I downloaded
Speaker 1: a game on my PS five called Squirrel with a
Speaker 1: Gun and.
Speaker 2: It was the greatest thing that's ever happened to India.
Speaker 2: For like five minutes, she was like, Drew, come look
Speaker 2: at this Drew, No, seriously, come look at this game
Speaker 2: I'm playing. And I was like how much is it?
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, it was twenty bucks and
Speaker 2: I like almost fell to the floor. I was like,
Speaker 2: I not believe that you spent twenty bucks on that
Speaker 2: shitty fucking.
Speaker 1: Game, and I'm gonna play the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: Like I think I'm gonna stream it without saying anything
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna have like voice chat on or anything.
Speaker 1: I just want to stream it because, like, dude, that
Speaker 1: was like the most at ease my brain has felt
Speaker 1: like to just be a scurol. Also, then I got
Speaker 1: really sad yesterday because I was like, fuck, I like
Speaker 1: would have Oh That's what was freaking me out is
Speaker 1: I feel like I'd have such a good life as
Speaker 1: a monkey, like, oh, I'd be so happy. And I
Speaker 1: wish I was Michael Jackson's monkey, Like I wish I
Speaker 1: was Bubbles, because you know, Bubbles was living it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bubbles, Bubbles had a good life. Well, when I
Speaker 2: don't text someone back, it's because I saw the text
Speaker 2: and I was scrolling on TikTok and I didn't want
Speaker 2: to respond, and that's truly okay and acceptable. But when
Speaker 2: someone doesn't text me back, it's because they want me
Speaker 2: to die and they fucking hate my guts. And I truly,
Speaker 2: I truly believe that, Like, wait, okay, what did.
Speaker 1: I do talk about people and not texting me back
Speaker 1: is crazy?
Speaker 2: Like what did I do? Like actually, like what did
Speaker 2: I do for you to treat me?
Speaker 1: I just like I can't remember the last time I
Speaker 1: didn't get a text back and it like killed me.
Speaker 1: There is like one scenario, but that was kind of
Speaker 1: work involved, So I think that's why it bothered me
Speaker 1: so much. But I don't know if I'm somebody, like
Speaker 1: when someone doesn't text me back, I kind of get
Speaker 1: like this overwhelming feeling of relief, like I've been freed,
Speaker 1: Like you freed the genie. Like I literally like I
Speaker 1: feel like the fucking gene Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because when you do text someone back, it's like opening
Speaker 2: Pandora's box in a way, and it's just like a whole.
Speaker 1: Conversation owing I have to keep saying things, and I
Speaker 1: have to keep thinking of new things to say, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want to think of anything else to say
Speaker 1: unless I just am like, I don't have a burning
Speaker 1: desire to speak anymore. I think I need to. I
Speaker 1: think I need to get hit in the head.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I need a seventy two hour
Speaker 2: psychiatric hold. I truly I think that I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I think that would save everything for me. But I
Speaker 2: don't know if I would make it out. I think
Speaker 2: I might. I think I might get trapped in the
Speaker 2: system because I'm so fucking crazy. They'd be like, how
Speaker 2: are you feeling, and I would be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: the like Illuminadi is like recruiting me right now because
Speaker 2: I genuinely believe that ARCHI because I have something to
Speaker 2: show you after this that I'm not gonna fucking mention
Speaker 2: on this goddamn podcast because it's genuinely fucking creepy. It
Speaker 2: scared the shit out of me, and I had just
Speaker 2: gotten back at home after a long travel day. I
Speaker 2: didn't sleep a fucking wink on my goddamn flight home
Speaker 2: because I don't I literally don't know why. And I
Speaker 2: watched Dysturbia, which freaked me the fuck out because I
Speaker 2: was like, cool, the killer lives next door to me. Also,
Speaker 2: Shilah buff is like a decent actor. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: was just like really just like.
Speaker 6: Wait to see you guys. See.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so horrible. It was it was horrible.
Speaker 2: It was like literally butt crack. It wasn't even ass like,
Speaker 2: it was like so so terrible, like I literally, but
Speaker 2: I will say it made me kind of happy for
Speaker 2: him to be able to create that movie because it
Speaker 2: felt like it was like his like dying wish. He
Speaker 2: was like, We're going to change the world, and it
Speaker 2: was like sweetened that way. But I got home and
Speaker 2: I was like already teetering on like a psychiatric break.
Speaker 2: And I walk into the front door and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got a package.
Speaker 1: The package was scary.
Speaker 2: The contents of the package was quite literally the most
Speaker 2: horrifying thing I've ever received in my life. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: like genuine like genuine scar like my blood went cold.
Speaker 2: And I texted everybody and I was like, who did this?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck did this? And everyone was like, it
Speaker 2: wasn't me, It wasn't me. It wasn't even it wasn't me.
Speaker 2: And I even texted like my family and I was like,
Speaker 2: did y'all do this? And they were like no, it's
Speaker 2: like really genuinely cooked for me.
Speaker 3: Well, this is.
Speaker 1: Gonna sound like a very ignorant thought, and I'm not naive.
Speaker 1: I understand that this is a necessity because we have
Speaker 1: just gone too far with plastic, but something about a
Speaker 1: recycled plastic container holding the food I'm eating doesn't sit
Speaker 1: right with me, Like I don't want to eat my
Speaker 1: sloppy soup out of a recycled container because all I
Speaker 1: can think about when I look at it is like literally,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was this plastic before this? Like it
Speaker 1: quite literally could have been a rose toy, Like I
Speaker 1: we don't know how anything, like I know like when
Speaker 1: you burn it down, like the bacteria gets killed. But
Speaker 1: something something is so evil about it, like I don't
Speaker 1: want my things and I'll always do it, like I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, like yeah, per recycle, like yes.
Speaker 2: Stuff, but give me plastic straws back.
Speaker 1: I can't stay id a paper straw. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck if that's like if I'm over,
Speaker 2: because I believe that but like, I give me a
Speaker 2: bottle of kalanapin and a couple of land mines, and
Speaker 2: I will get plastic straws back into our ecosystem.
Speaker 6: Like I'm serious, Well haven't you had the plant ones?
Speaker 6: Those are pretty good?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: The like the like brown, like yeah, they're kind.
Speaker 2: Of like like they're kind of plasticky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is just fucking plastic and they're just like
Speaker 1: making it brown because humans are stupid.
Speaker 2: And they're like, yeah, like ninety eight percent plastic, but
Speaker 2: since there's no like FDA regulations, they can claim the
Speaker 2: two percent like plant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like the weird forks, like I hate a wooden
Speaker 1: fork too, Like what I love a wooden fork. The
Speaker 1: texture of it dragging my fucking skin.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of being in school and eating like
Speaker 2: a cup of ice cream, Like I like chewing.
Speaker 6: On, biting down accidentally on like you know with ice cream,
Speaker 6: they have those little like spoons that come with it,
Speaker 6: and if you bite down on that, it makes my body.
Speaker 2: Like flavors the ice cream, Like it makes it like
Speaker 2: wood flavor, Like if you get a vanilla with a.
Speaker 6: Wooden you know, if you bite it, you don't cringe.
Speaker 6: I thought that was like a human really like I.
Speaker 1: Like difference, like I like to chew on it, Like
Speaker 1: if I bitch, if I eat a popsicle, that wood
Speaker 1: is getting it crazy, Like I am chewing on that
Speaker 1: fucking stick till literally It's like I.
Speaker 2: Think I really just like wood.
Speaker 1: But if I'm like eating something, I for me, it's
Speaker 1: more so like it grazing my teeth by accident or
Speaker 1: grazing my lip by accident.
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever eaten tinfoil like bit like shoot on
Speaker 2: like that truly like is the worst sensation ever. But
Speaker 2: that is also coming from someone who like genuinely ate
Speaker 2: paper for like nine years of it.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, if I could go
Speaker 1: back in time and do anything, I would eat the
Speaker 1: brown paper from school.
Speaker 2: I would eat. I would eat just regular white printer
Speaker 2: paper or the suckers, like the paper sucker sticks. I
Speaker 2: would like bite into them. Oh yeah, I and roll
Speaker 2: it and eat it like yeah, that's probably why I
Speaker 2: have stomach issues.
Speaker 1: Now, Well, I ate those, and I'm fine. You have
Speaker 1: stomach issues because I was.
Speaker 2: Addicted to percocet in high school and I think it
Speaker 2: seized my colon permanently.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Story for another time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think if I could go back to
Speaker 1: school and just like eat some paper, put it in
Speaker 1: the water, throw it at the ceiling, I think that
Speaker 1: would help a lot for me.
Speaker 2: I really do think it would shift things. I think
Speaker 2: it would.
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I genuinely feel like I broke
Speaker 1: the code, like I think falling at that party, like
Speaker 1: did something like I ended up in it. I fell
Speaker 1: into a different timeline.
Speaker 2: Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension, another dimension. Well, the
Speaker 2: scariest haunted house that I experienced this year was my
Speaker 2: own when I finally cleaned the or hung up the
Speaker 2: pile of clean clothes on the floor of my bedroom.
Speaker 2: I am normally so good about hanging up my clean clothes,
Speaker 2: like it's the first thing I do. And I one
Speaker 2: thing that Kaya said to me that has literally like
Speaker 2: become a perm reminder of my brain anytime I'm doing
Speaker 2: laundry and like it. I don't know why, but it
Speaker 2: like has stuck with me. And it's like Jonathan like
Speaker 2: saying I had a good nose, Like that stuck with
Speaker 2: me forever. Kai one time I was like doing laundry
Speaker 2: in front of him, and I like, before I hang
Speaker 2: up all my shirts, I like fold them and I
Speaker 2: put them on a pile, like in a pile on
Speaker 2: my bed, and then I grab my hangers and I
Speaker 2: like hang up the folded clothes in my closet, like
Speaker 2: I unfold them, hang them up. And Kai was like,
Speaker 2: why are you folding your clothes to hang them up?
Speaker 2: Like you are literally wasting so much time.
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't know you did that.
Speaker 2: And it has literally every single time I'm doing laundry,
Speaker 2: I think of you Kai, because of.
Speaker 6: That common party.
Speaker 1: He still fold your clothes before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, it's it's more of like an organization thing.
Speaker 2: Like it's like, Okay, there's like a pile of so weird.
Speaker 2: It's like there's a pile of my shirts. There's a
Speaker 2: pile of my sweaters. There's a pile of my hoodies.
Speaker 2: There's a pile of my pants, there's a pile of
Speaker 2: my underwear, there's a pile of my socks. And then
Speaker 2: I can go through and hang them up by the
Speaker 2: pile because like doing it, like pulling it out and
Speaker 2: like hanging it up and throwing it in and just
Speaker 2: having like a bunch of random.
Speaker 6: Clothes, Like god, this is like some serial killer shit,
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, no someone out there relates, because it's
Speaker 2: like it just feels so like like primal to just
Speaker 2: like pick out a pair of underwear and fold it
Speaker 2: and put it away, and then what I did hang
Speaker 2: up a shirt right after.
Speaker 1: I like kind of get that, But I don't fold
Speaker 1: the clothes like I fold the clothes that need to
Speaker 1: be folded, and I make all my little piles and
Speaker 1: then anything that needs to be hung. I like have
Speaker 1: like a pile of shirts that need to be hung,
Speaker 1: or jackets that need to be hung, or skirts that
Speaker 1: need to be hung, and I like line them up,
Speaker 1: but I don't fucking fold them. You freak bitch. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're really weird and it makes me like
Speaker 1: look at you in a different light.
Speaker 4: WHOA.
Speaker 1: Next time I leave the house and I haven't filled
Speaker 1: up my tank and I'm rushing somewhere and my my
Speaker 1: car needs to be filled up, and I'm like rushing
Speaker 1: and running more late than I already am. I think
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that because I.
Speaker 1: Hate Also, I just hate gas station pumps because in Miami.
Speaker 2: Wait, should we kill ourselves together?
Speaker 1: I think so, like that's kind of what it's giving.
Speaker 1: If we got rid of ourselves at the same time,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have to worry about how it would make
Speaker 1: each other feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to die before my family and Inya
Speaker 2: because I realized that if ya dies before me and
Speaker 2: all of my family members die before me, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the creepy, pervy, old fucking nasty man in the
Speaker 2: like government owned like insane asylum, old folks home where
Speaker 2: like all that the STDs are going around like and
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like lonely creepy. Oh STDs are
Speaker 2: like rampant in old folks home. Really, yes, it's like
Speaker 2: a genuine problem, like they all have mad STDs because
Speaker 2: they're banging each other.
Speaker 1: Get freaky while you can like time is clicking.
Speaker 6: No, literally, Yeah, I wonder how much a syphilist diagnosis
Speaker 6: at ninety eight, Like really, folks with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what, I don't give a fuck, like like
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna spread this shit too, Like I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck. I mean I already do spread my
Speaker 2: STDs around, Like I have sex with people without telling
Speaker 2: them that I have them.
Speaker 1: That's illegal and that's awful.
Speaker 6: Okay, but you're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm not supposed to send unsolicited dick pics next,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? You can't do like anything anymore?
Speaker 2: Like the liberals are ruining this.
Speaker 1: Cordy did in my found out that was like what
Speaker 1: you were getting up to. I genuinely be so mad,
Speaker 1: Like anytime we talk about a hypothetical like that, more
Speaker 1: than anything I did, just pisses me off At the
Speaker 1: idea of like any of my friends doing some shit
Speaker 1: like that. I'd be like, bro, for what, Like why
Speaker 1: would you do that? You could have just been chilling
Speaker 1: and like having a good life and you destroyed it
Speaker 1: for what? Well, when I'm old, I already said this
Speaker 1: last week, I'm gonna have a spectacular death, but I
Speaker 1: didn't talk about my funeral. I want like a destination funeral.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I want to go on tour,
Speaker 2: like I want my body to be embalmed, and I
Speaker 2: go on like a stadium tour.
Speaker 1: I know, I want a destination funeral that's covered by
Speaker 1: Vogue like it's a wedding, Like that's what I want.
Speaker 1: I want like all my girls to get.
Speaker 2: Gowns or casket designed by Law. I'm gonna have like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like your casket is like a low wave a
Speaker 2: like purse like texture with leather, like weave the leather.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but coffins are really expensive. So like, actually,
Speaker 1: don't like genuinely burn me.
Speaker 2: Come on, Like I was thinking, I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't think I want to be burned when I die anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I want that. Like I think
Speaker 2: I want to be like buried next to a tree,
Speaker 2: or like buried, not in a fucking cemetery. Do not
Speaker 2: put me in a fucking cemetery. Like I swear to God,
Speaker 2: if I find out that I'm put in a goddamn
Speaker 2: cemetery when I die, all of you bitches are for
Speaker 2: real and ironically getting haunted because fuck that. Oh hell no.
Speaker 2: So I need to be like buried like in the
Speaker 2: middle of like a forest with a seed planted on
Speaker 2: top of me.
Speaker 1: I want to be buried like a dog who got
Speaker 1: head by a car. We have like a rock on top,
Speaker 1: roll me under there, and like yeah, put a rock
Speaker 1: on top so everybody remembers like that, it's like painted, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I want, or like honestly, what I want
Speaker 1: is like I don't give a fuck. Like that's how
Speaker 1: I genuinely feel like, once I am dead, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. That has actually nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: How you choose to like treat my body after that
Speaker 1: is your fucking business. But actually, don't do an open
Speaker 1: casket because that's pushing it, because I got gonna look
Speaker 1: fucked up, Like, don't do that.
Speaker 2: I saw something that was really dark sighted and sad
Speaker 2: about someone's like mom talking like the daughter was like,
Speaker 2: I was I hate that, Like I saw my like
Speaker 2: sibling looking like that, like I would never want an
Speaker 2: open casket for myself. And then the mom said something
Speaker 2: like really dark sided and sad and like poetic, and
Speaker 2: was just like, well, like that's the last time I
Speaker 2: can hold her or something that I don't know. It
Speaker 2: wasn't it wasn't that gay, but it was like, really,
Speaker 2: it was really deep.
Speaker 1: But this is a really morbid episode.
Speaker 2: Well I can talk about, oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 2: Those I don't know if.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go sky diving and cut up my parachute.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all remember this, but those goddamn
Speaker 2: reversed songs genuinely had me feel like I was tapping
Speaker 2: into something like deeply sacred, like some like really esoteric
Speaker 2: like Illuminati level.
Speaker 1: Of knowledge, like backward songs.
Speaker 2: Dude, when they would reverse songs and it would be
Speaker 2: like it sounded like the mamonic chance, like that shit
Speaker 2: like really had me feeling like that requiem for a
Speaker 2: dream song. Let me play it like the hold on right.
Speaker 1: The things that make you think are so funny, Like
Speaker 1: I really can't make fun of you because I'm like
Speaker 1: headed down that same path. I think just like the
Speaker 1: older I get, Like I genuinely I used to be like,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a crazy old person. I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to be right there next to you because I'm
Speaker 1: losing it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it. Like when I heard those nice songs,
Speaker 2: I legitimately always was like I'm putting the pieces together,
Speaker 2: like I'm solving deep, deep mysteries, Like oh that song
Speaker 2: is so fucking good though, but like the context of it.
Speaker 6: Wasn't it like a Beatles song that you play backwards.
Speaker 2: Let's look one up. Billie Eilish has one.
Speaker 1: In this video.
Speaker 2: Billy Eilish song kill It, Kill It, Scold the girl, Yeah,
Speaker 2: mumbling whisper noises, no way out, I wish to tell
Speaker 2: him I'm in hell way.
Speaker 1: M these never sat with me. They never like struck
Speaker 1: chord with me.
Speaker 2: This exact video proof of subliminal messages.
Speaker 6: And so.
Speaker 2: Now backwards okay, the Beatles one oh the people, now backwards,
Speaker 2: the war beside me, the people wore beside me. Okay.
Speaker 2: I shot John Lennon Yoko Uno kiss kiss kiss forward
Speaker 2: m hm.
Speaker 1: Okay. I thought, I just want to know, like who
Speaker 1: made this video, and like at what point were they
Speaker 1: just listening to songs and they were like I need
Speaker 1: to hear this back I.
Speaker 2: Need to hear a backward. I mean afx twin has
Speaker 2: always done some like really creepy ship like with his music,
Speaker 2: with like the visualizer, and.
Speaker 1: He's always done like good like he a lot of
Speaker 1: his beats he like will play backwards and like vocals
Speaker 1: will play backwards.
Speaker 2: And that's how you get that, like do do these
Speaker 2: samples his own music? He's really sick. Small artists y'all
Speaker 2: wouldn't know about him.
Speaker 1: I mean even FK Twigs did that in that one song,
Speaker 1: Like I can't think of the name.
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever heard of Buyork?
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: She's like this small like musician that her music.
Speaker 1: Probably sounds like shit, Like I actually don't get a lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she's she makes good music, but like I
Speaker 2: feel like she's not known at all.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know her, so she must be nobody sis.
Speaker 2: Okay, last thing I want to talk about is Jalen
Speaker 2: Colbert making lamps out of our characters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so awesome, like.
Speaker 2: So goded, literally so godd.
Speaker 1: And the last thing I want to talk about is
Speaker 1: these are my curses of the week.
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, yeah, yeah, ya ya starting a news
Speaker 2: segment called Enya's Curse of the Week. It's a working title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're working on it. But right now here are
Speaker 1: my hexes that I'm giving out to people. And this
Speaker 1: week I was going a little light. We've already had
Speaker 1: a morbid episode, so I'll keep it light. People who
Speaker 1: are rude to customer service workers, specifically the man who
Speaker 1: was rude and aggressive to my little sister, you will
Speaker 1: be perishing, and I am casting chaos and bloodshed onto
Speaker 1: your bloodline. Your children will have the most dark, sinister futures.
Speaker 1: They will perish. Everyone in your bloodline will have awful,
Speaker 1: awful lives. Etsy Spells yeah, I'm buying Etsy Spells for you.
Speaker 1: And then the men who stand too close to me
Speaker 1: in line at the airport, those are the people who
Speaker 1: I'm cursing. I'm so sorry, but you will not be
Speaker 1: waking up tomorrow. M yeah, just something light.
Speaker 2: And also, and you found your address.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I actually did.
Speaker 2: And you found your address, and you found all of
Speaker 2: your social.
Speaker 1: Man attacked my sister at her job. I found I
Speaker 1: know like that man will never see this, but trust
Speaker 1: and believe. I know your name, I know your address,
Speaker 1: I know your birthday, I know like where you live,
Speaker 1: I know where your children, I know how many Facebook
Speaker 1: I have everything, and you will perish and burn. And
Speaker 1: if I see anybody, my new thing is bitch. I'm
Speaker 1: about to turn into fucking Zoro. I'm about to go
Speaker 1: out and find all you bitches who are rude to
Speaker 1: customer service workers because something is fucking wrong with you.
Speaker 1: You will perish, you will burn, you will fucking die.
Speaker 1: You will pay for your sins. You are better than nobody.
Speaker 1: You think you could just walk into an establishment and
Speaker 1: belittle somebody who's just trying to do their job, just
Speaker 1: like the fucking rest of us. They're just trying to
Speaker 1: live and work and fuck live a life, and you
Speaker 1: will die. You will have such a painful, painful.
Speaker 2: Because who am I supposed to yell at if I'm
Speaker 2: having a bad day? Not the nothing I always yell at.
Speaker 2: My waiters always smoke in their face.
Speaker 1: True, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel like they like I can't even
Speaker 2: say it. Drew's cyap coiner. If your girl can change
Speaker 2: a tire and you can't, it's your job to scream
Speaker 2: doing sex.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: You'll be having a good day. Then someone your age
Speaker 2: has their you'll be having a good day. Then someone
Speaker 2: your age announces they're buying out.
Speaker 7: Like literally, get the fun from dude, somebody like our
Speaker 7: age accomplishing anything and telling me.
Speaker 2: I'm like like, literally, get the fuck away from me. Actually,
Speaker 2: get the fuck away.
Speaker 1: From you're actually doing that? Like, what do you mean
Speaker 1: am I supposed.
Speaker 2: To be doing that?
Speaker 1: Because I can't.
Speaker 2: Ugly bitches be like my dude's gotta be at least
Speaker 2: six to two. Bitch, you make me six to my
Speaker 2: stomach and then the last one. Sorry, I only talk
Speaker 2: to people whose soul I recognize from a previous life.
Speaker 2: When I read that that truly resonated with me in
Speaker 2: a way that I like could not even like comprehend
Speaker 2: or verbalize, because like that's really what it is. Like
Speaker 2: every friend, every person I've ever interacted with that I
Speaker 2: have a long, meaningful relationship with, I know off the
Speaker 2: first I know their soul I know off of, like
Speaker 2: the first look I know off, the first couple of
Speaker 2: words I know off like just so many factors that
Speaker 2: are like bordering, like not even from this plane of existence.
Speaker 1: I also feel like there's that weird thing like we
Speaker 1: meet people sometimes too where I have a really good
Speaker 1: night with them and I genuinely want to hang out
Speaker 1: with them, but my soul isn't reaching for them the
Speaker 1: way I reach for other people, and it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm building the foundation for my next life. And then
Speaker 1: when our souls intertwine, it'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I feel like we've met. I won't be alive next week.
Speaker 2: I'm one one singular charmatic sight away from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, never mind, Okay, thank you guys for watching.
Speaker 2: No, we haven't done media a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Speaker 2: Well mine is lux aturna by Clint Mancell. Period just
Speaker 2: heard that.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: What did I watch? I watched something. Oh, I watched
Speaker 2: Dysturbia that was really good. I watched the Borderlands movie
Speaker 2: that was a box office disaster. I thought it was
Speaker 2: gonna be like the worst movie I've ever seen, and
Speaker 2: it was very, very close to it. It wasn't fully
Speaker 2: there yet, but that's simply be because that's simply because
Speaker 2: it preyed upon my nostalgia and I love the border
Speaker 2: Land game games, so it was like okay for me,
Speaker 2: it's okay. And then I've been watching a lot of
Speaker 2: gay porn, just studying really like just like trying to
Speaker 2: understand that those choices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel too. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: would you ever want to do this? I just kind
Speaker 1: of trying to understand Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham. I have
Speaker 1: listened to the.
Speaker 2: Smartis the penis go, like when it's guy on guy, Like,
Speaker 2: I really just need to know does it go inside
Speaker 2: the other penis?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It kind of like opens up like an alien sucker.
Speaker 2: Oh, like who decides who's kids eaten?
Speaker 1: It's kind of like it's like how we were talking
Speaker 1: about past lives. When you like meet someone and it's
Speaker 1: like that's how it is just like on someone's No
Speaker 1: But My Media is Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham and Chasing
Speaker 1: Moving Trains by Roy Blair. That album fucking awesome and
Speaker 1: I've actually been listening to it a bunch.
Speaker 2: So she listened to it while getting ready this morning.
Speaker 1: Per And that's it for media.
Speaker 6: Oh do I get to do it this week? Hey,
Speaker 6: let's go. My media is porn. I love acting ry okay,
Speaker 6: jacking off the porn, okay.
Speaker 2: Jerking out the poor.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm