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<v Speaker 1>Mom and dad here.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, right right.

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<v Speaker 1>We weren't going to post the episode we filmed this

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<v Speaker 1>week because we filmed on Monday when we were still

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of you hopeful, very hopefully.

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<v Speaker 2>Truly, I truly thought, yeah, our insul I truly truly believed.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is what it is, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>we weren't going to post it because we really obviously

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<v Speaker 3>don't want it to seem like we think this is

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<v Speaker 3>something that's not a big deal, because, like a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of you, we feel the heartbreak of what just happened,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is consumed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's consumed my entire being for the last three days.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's it's really devastating. But we thought about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we decided this morning that the one thing we

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<v Speaker 1>can do right now is hopefully make y'all laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like a little a little safe space and like

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<v Speaker 4>a little moment of levity, just like where you can

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<v Speaker 4>like dissociate and just like not think for a moment,

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<v Speaker 4>because yeah, because I know we've all been doing a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of thinking and a lot of and a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of watching of things that are not making us feel

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<v Speaker 1>any better. And I think there is a lot we

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<v Speaker 1>would like to say. But what we will say for

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<v Speaker 1>now before you can just like release yourself from here,

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<v Speaker 1>is it's super heartbreaking. It is devastating. So many people

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be affected by this and not actively

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<v Speaker 1>affected by this, whether you are POC, a woman, a

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<v Speaker 1>part of the lgbt qia. It is so hurtful to

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<v Speaker 1>know that half the country feels the way they do.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing we are trying to lean the most

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<v Speaker 1>on is the reflection that is, so many people who

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<v Speaker 1>believe in equal rights, white blank period.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot. I cannot to be positive. So we thought

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<v Speaker 1>we would just got kind of like, let you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have a space where you can remove yourself and just

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<v Speaker 1>like laugh at this episode again because we were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>refilm an episode, but we are so sad and upset

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't want to because it's sad, and we thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna be silent and like back away, and

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<v Speaker 1>really our dream was to disappear for the next four years,

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<v Speaker 1>as I'm sure a lot of people's dreams are too.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reality is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they want, that's what they want.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be letting oppressors win and to exist and

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<v Speaker 1>live in the spaces we all live in is the

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<v Speaker 1>important thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. Also we forget that we can quite literally

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<v Speaker 2>be the most annoying people on earth if we wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying that's like be the right move right now,

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<v Speaker 2>but like if it gets there, like we truly like

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<v Speaker 2>I have no problem ruining lives, Like I really I

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<v Speaker 2>have no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Like don't get me started, because that's been sounding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah like a like the most at a pocket, crazy

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<v Speaker 2>ship but everything and you said it more, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Just hold out hope, like, stick to your communities.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the most important thing, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like look out for each other, be aware, and

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<v Speaker 1>this too shall pass. Really just trying to lean into

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<v Speaker 1>the positive thought. Yeah, okay, I guess enjoy the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>Please enjoy the episode. Go brain dead for a moment,

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<v Speaker 2>just let it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's aunt like it was last week when there was

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<v Speaker 5>hope toy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're eating, You're gonna eat.

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<v Speaker 2>In my fucking face, I stay eating.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the sound of eating. Hi guys, welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to emergency Intercom. It's been so long, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Like seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>I have been crashing the fuck out literally D one

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<v Speaker 2>level crash.

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<v Speaker 1>Outs me when I send that text to your iPhone?

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<v Speaker 2>What text?

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<v Speaker 1>The crash text? We talked about this last episode, the

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<v Speaker 1>episode the text that makes your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my iPhone be like D one level crash out?

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<v Speaker 1>Why have you been crashing out? What's wrong?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>They actually haven't been crashing out. I was lying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was lying about it all about I am going

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<v Speaker 1>to start this episode off by saying probably the most

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<v Speaker 1>circa twenty twelve Twitter thought I've had in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just one night was really sitting with myself

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about this. Red receipts are the craziest inventions ever done.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there is genuinely there are no pros.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's negative.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like net negative. It is just psychological warfare.

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<v Speaker 1>Even because in my head I was thinking, like I

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<v Speaker 1>was really going deep. I was thinking about this for

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<v Speaker 1>like an hour the other night because also Drew wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in town, and I have also decided that I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>be left alone for more than twelve hours because.

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<v Speaker 2>Things happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Things happen, audio messages are being sent because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to speak it like it's really it's not even

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<v Speaker 2>like you're being trapped in your mind. You just need

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<v Speaker 2>to hear your own voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to hear you talk. And I listened

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<v Speaker 1>back to myself and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh god, I'm so I love listening back

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<v Speaker 2>to a voice. And the licenned I literally acally when.

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<v Speaker 1>He said a really funny one.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, like exactly, or like even like a serious one.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes I'm damn, I really do have that in me, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I Like, I really do have it in me.

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<v Speaker 1>But the good news is I wrote down what I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, and I was going to post this on

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<v Speaker 1>my story, but I was like, I'll save it for

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast so you guys can hear it from me directly.

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<v Speaker 1>Red receipts are still the crazy thing iPhones ever did

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<v Speaker 1>to us, Like what, I genuinely can't think of a

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<v Speaker 1>single fucking benefit to that. It's literally just psychological warfare.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this feels like the most Twitter circa twenty twelve

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<v Speaker 1>comment to make, but it's not even funny or original.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm seriously just concerned as to why we made

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<v Speaker 1>that a thing. There is no benefit, like I was,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to think, like, okay, maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so if I'm like, oh, I'm I'm five minutes away.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see you write it. Bitch, I still.

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<v Speaker 2>Want you to make that I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>If babies are crossing the street, hit them tech me.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to tell me that, like you saw

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking text, I just don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>As so it ruined it for the people that leave

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<v Speaker 2>people on delivered, because now there's this whole idea that like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh I got left undelivered. I got left on delivered,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you did. I don't want to talk to you,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, why do I have to fucking respond to everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything doesn't need a respond Also, if you were like

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<v Speaker 1>one of my friends who has DMS me, you know

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<v Speaker 1>more than anybody. If you think I don't reply to text, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>a DM is not getting a reply like a DM. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I am crazy if anyone is my friend. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've even done it to y'all. When I post a

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<v Speaker 1>story that a lot of my friends reply, y'all all

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<v Speaker 1>are getting the same fucking response.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really lot of stories, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>People respond to my stories because I'm just like so

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<v Speaker 1>enchanting and like fun and witty, and I carry all.

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<v Speaker 2>These every girl story he likes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when I'm high, I start liking stories like they

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<v Speaker 1>were sent for me. So I think I do that. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to call out that I was quoting

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<v Speaker 1>miss wait oh my god, Hello, Hello, Hello, What the

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<v Speaker 1>hell is her name? Well, her her username is white

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<v Speaker 1>male ego and a blunt That's what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Where when I said, like I carry all these sex

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<v Speaker 1>in the city, am I philly or am I insane?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving me satifah Mary Jane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Well, I'm not joking. I was in Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Screen time was about at fourteen hours a day for

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<v Speaker 2>two days, like I was. I was really in the

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<v Speaker 2>thick of it, and like I think some of the

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<v Speaker 2>best moments I've had with myself is when my screen

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<v Speaker 2>time is the highest, like really truly, Like that's when

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<v Speaker 2>I feel the most alive, is when I'm on the

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<v Speaker 2>phone as much as I possibly can. Well, I was

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<v Speaker 2>scrolling through the old TikTok TikTok top tiptop, and I

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<v Speaker 2>saw a video of a dog just chilling, like it

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<v Speaker 2>was just chilling, like minded it's own fucking business. And

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<v Speaker 2>this big ass like rottweiler, scary motherfucking dog pulled up

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<v Speaker 2>on this dog and went to like, actually go kill

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<v Speaker 2>this dog. And without a fucking second thought, this cat

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<v Speaker 2>that was hanging out with the little dog jumped in

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<v Speaker 2>and beat the fuck out of this bigger dog. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It was literally like it didn't even have

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<v Speaker 2>to think about it. And I'm not kidding. I sat

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<v Speaker 2>there and was like genuinely inspired by that video, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, like be more like

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<v Speaker 2>the cat. Like I was literally like like I need

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<v Speaker 2>to actually like get into a situation within you so

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<v Speaker 2>I can like take up for her, Like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was literally my last time you did that. You literally

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<v Speaker 1>like it was awful night and you thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna die. Oh like at the smoke shop, Drew when

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<v Speaker 1>Dan called that, Drew stood up for me, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he spent the next like literal eight hours in a psychon.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he was gonna kill me. I literally thought

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be killed, Like I saw my death

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<v Speaker 2>flash before my eyes. Also, I don't think we talk

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<v Speaker 2>about how someone literally broke into our house. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>we do talk about it enough, but someone broke into

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<v Speaker 2>our house and chased me, chased me through my own

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<v Speaker 2>fucking home.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Also, every time we say that to people. They

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<v Speaker 1>are literally their faces are like.

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<v Speaker 2>They and you're still there still and you're still there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we still are because we're showing them.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't talk about it enough.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't talk anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I search so much shit up? Listen, like,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to my searches. Literally the last I was looking

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<v Speaker 2>for the search that I found the cat video popped

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<v Speaker 2>the balloon for Gaze, Lavender marriages. Damn, I forgot Twilight Imperium,

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<v Speaker 2>Adam SM six band, Balding, Marsha P Johnson. I'm forming

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<v Speaker 2>my own cloud Bapha, Mit and symbols Baphomet not okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Sophie vacuum by Arca Nya Ciniide supplement. Looking this up, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like And then I looked up a Vlada

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<v Speaker 2>the Slavic Doll because she tore that runway. Her coke

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<v Speaker 2>walk was incredible, which is that.

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<v Speaker 1>The girl who was like really really.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiny, she was like the Slavic doll like she was.

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<v Speaker 2>She wore that like one blue dress with the friels

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<v Speaker 2>up here and had the bouncy angelic hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's weirdly, you know a lot more about like

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<v Speaker 1>model culture than I do. Like I don't know models.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think the girls are so fucking hot, Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's really what I forgot. Yeah, the girls are so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking bad, bro, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're that's why you want to start watching Project Runway.

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<v Speaker 6>Ye dude, Well, I feel like they're really hot, but

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<v Speaker 6>they wear too much makeup.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Honestly, I'm with kay on that girl. Girls should

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<v Speaker 2>wear less makeup because like it, none of no, none

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<v Speaker 2>of us like makeup period, Like, none of us like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never really understood that, Like I've genuinely like there's that,

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<v Speaker 1>like on a core level. I've just never understood the

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<v Speaker 1>beef with makeup, Like it really just feels like something

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about. It's just it feels like a right conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Like r dude, I also hate when my girlfriend wears

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<v Speaker 1>lipstick right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it stains my penis?

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<v Speaker 6>Nice? Nice? Nice?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the fuck? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Bullat? What is his saying? My wife?

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<v Speaker 4>My wife? Did?

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<v Speaker 1>I love when you're trying to remember something and you

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<v Speaker 1>say all the things that are chiming in your brain

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<v Speaker 1>to remember it, like, what's the borat thing? The uh

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<v Speaker 1>my wife?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my god, I'm so smoked. But I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we really focused enough on my searches. This is

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<v Speaker 2>just today, by the way, Baphomet in What the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is Baphomet as above so below?

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<v Speaker 5>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a universal symbol for balance, but it's been taken

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<v Speaker 2>by the illuminati. Really like, people are like, what is it?

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<v Speaker 6>What does it mean? What's the meaning though of as.

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<v Speaker 2>Above so below? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I just heard it today on TikTok okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I think it's like demonic, like Heaven or

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<v Speaker 2>like Earth and Hell, like seeing shit like that. But

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<v Speaker 2>I truly don't know. But I was just looking at

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<v Speaker 2>Baphomet because I just want to know the hand symbols

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<v Speaker 2>so I can throw them up. And people think like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's Drew a part of the Illuminati.

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<v Speaker 6>All I know is this.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is the.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh shit, that's that was cool for me. That was

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<v Speaker 6>cool for me to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeall are making me feel fucking crazy, like something is

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<v Speaker 1>like really something scary is happening post Halloween, Like day

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<v Speaker 1>after Halloween, everything shifted and from that day to now

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<v Speaker 1>I have genuinely felt like I was living in the twilight,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think I slipped between a crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>Enya literally came into my room after sitting in her

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<v Speaker 2>car for an hour like crying, and just like writhed

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<v Speaker 2>around on my floor, wrapping herself up in my crumb blanket.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know it's bad when she's all up in

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<v Speaker 2>my crumbs from my like food from the last month,

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<v Speaker 2>because like some she and it wasn't even like a

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<v Speaker 2>sadness or an anger or like an emotion at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like nothing. There was nothing behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait what week of your SSR are you on?

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<v Speaker 1>I just upped it?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>What was it week four?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been on it for like two months, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, there's other factors at play, Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are other factors.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't get into itween Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, I think I just think I'm gonna die, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. Also, I've been so fucking cold. I genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how I'm going to survive the winter.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the craziest thing I'm about to do. But

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<v Speaker 1>I literally need to show the layers I'm wearing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So like a tempt cole, this is crazy, But this.

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<v Speaker 6>Right there, I'm not looking take that ship off. Oh

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<v Speaker 6>that's fucking sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any other layers on? Should we see those?

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<v Speaker 2>She shed another randomly, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a big diaper on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's been wearing this fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Is crazy the whole this is genuinely how I feel though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh wow, but yeah, I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make it. Guys, So.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's been so cold in our goddamn house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been brutal. The winter is going to be awful here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't remember it being this cold last year, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also I say that the year I never

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<v Speaker 1>remember it being cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and but I did run the heater all day

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<v Speaker 2>every day last year. The second the temperatures dip below

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<v Speaker 2>seven or sixty? Wait, what did dip below seventy?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Did below dip?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>A Frank Ocean song?

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<v Speaker 4>What below?

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<v Speaker 2>No dip below seventy? Because I'm biking?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't remember. I don't remember. Also, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>I really still don't like sports because it is still

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<v Speaker 1>so fucked up. The Dodgers just won, Yes, go La,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome, And I really have no part in any

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<v Speaker 1>of it, like I have no sportsmanship for any team

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet. But I will never get over how

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<v Speaker 1>fucking sad it is to see the people losing, Like

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<v Speaker 1>there was something so sad, like it should be illegal

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<v Speaker 1>to record the losing team, Like seriously, they just fucking lost,

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<v Speaker 1>Like now you're gonna put a camera in their face.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's always a compilation of the team.

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<v Speaker 6>Like the best is when it's like the confetti that's

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<v Speaker 6>colored like the other team.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just like walking through and it's like you, they're

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<v Speaker 1>just better.

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<v Speaker 2>Be better, do better, try harder, like I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck. Also fuck the Yankees, sorry, but I also

0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.920
<v Speaker 2>do agree, Like in the the super Bowl, that was

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<v Speaker 2>the saddest shit I have ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Seen, and it's just always so sad, like.

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<v Speaker 2>That was America's team this year, like that, like the

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<v Speaker 2>team that I'm not lyaing.

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<v Speaker 1>If you put a gun in my face right now

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<v Speaker 1>and you said what teams played the Super Bowl, just

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<v Speaker 1>fucking kill me.

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<v Speaker 6>I Like I don't think of it, Like I literally

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<v Speaker 6>don't remember. I didn't even know the world serious was happening.

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<v Speaker 6>I just heard fire works the night that it ended.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Dodgers and Yankees. I can't think of a

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<v Speaker 1>single the Dolphins. I know the Dolphins didn't play, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to think of like names.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show you a band and yea, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>show you NFL logos and then you have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what the team name is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, should I pull my pants back up? No?

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a fucking vibe like keep them down.

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck dolph ac Oh, green Bay Packers. But that's it,

0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.480
<v Speaker 1>says packed. Oh, and I know that because Harry Styles

0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I think really liked the Green Bay Packers. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even kidding. Or it's like, I know it's the San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco forty nine ers. I know those are two teams.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know the San Francisco forty nine Ers.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's who played in the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that is that the Rams? I'm like Loki cheating Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's Texas, the Houston Texans.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they're called. Just the Texans. Why are the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of them that's Rams? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, you know a little bit. I just told

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<v Speaker 2>you who played.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, who played the Beatles? I don't know what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the bid the Bearded Eagles, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Eagles, the Baltimore Ravens, fucking Hawks yeah, oh or not hawks,

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<v Speaker 2>the Falcons, but like period, Okay, if you don't get

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<v Speaker 2>this one, this is the last one, I'll be genuinely upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas Cowboys.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say that, like you thing or

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<v Speaker 2>two and now you should show me fashion designers that

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<v Speaker 2>everybody should know, and then I can guess I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like you would know them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know way too much.

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<v Speaker 2>I genuinely I'm not kidding. And then this is not

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<v Speaker 2>an ego thing at all. I literally know too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's at it's to a point where like genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>like like it freaks me out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, last night on the couch, it was literally cracking

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<v Speaker 1>me up. Like I don't even remember our conversation, but

0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:24.840
<v Speaker 1>we started just like talking about humans, and Andrew was

0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:28.000
<v Speaker 1>literally freaking me out. Because also, I want to make

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<v Speaker 1>something very clear, because there's this idea because I myself dumb,

0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:34.480
<v Speaker 1>like I downplay it. I call myself dumb because I

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<v Speaker 1>have from a very young age, I keep standards very low,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like to call myself dumb so that I

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<v Speaker 1>surprise people when they find out I'm not actually dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not fucking dumb. But I genuinely think I

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<v Speaker 1>block certain information from my brain for my own sanity,

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<v Speaker 1>because there are just certain things I shouldn't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely like I shouldn't know the world. It is

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<v Speaker 1>strange magic by elot.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that the world is magical, Like it really

0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:10.400
<v Speaker 2>truly is like it is it is pure magic once

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<v Speaker 2>you go deep enough into like I don't know, once

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<v Speaker 2>you go deep enough and you start like really like

0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:21.640
<v Speaker 2>connecting dots, you're like, oh, like actually, truly this is magical. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I found out recently is that like

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<v Speaker 2>quantum experiment where it's like, oh, like the uh the

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's called like the slit experiment. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna I'm gonna like put my penis inside of the

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.920
<v Speaker 2>quantum slit experiment. Slit.

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<v Speaker 6>If you put your penis into the slit and no

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<v Speaker 6>one sees it, did it go into the slit?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like schroding your penis.

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<v Speaker 6>Schrodinger's body count.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, five below.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels like the straightest episode we've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just talking about the Quantum Split ex series.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is.

0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:58.359
<v Speaker 2>It's like basically like the people that do know it

0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:02.840
<v Speaker 2>is we've been fooled and lied to. It's not as

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<v Speaker 2>crazy as it sounds. Like people the idea was like

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.359
<v Speaker 2>that everyone has in their head, is that like, uh,

0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:12.920
<v Speaker 2>these like quantum particles when they're being observed, they like

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<v Speaker 2>know they're being observed, but I can't remember what the

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<v Speaker 2>real thing is. But I saw Mike, not Mike Tyson.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the other like the other dude with the last

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<v Speaker 2>name Tyson, Neil de Yeah, Neil de Grass Tyson. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, we've like been taught wrong our a

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<v Speaker 2>whole lot. Really yeah, but it's it's not as crazy

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<v Speaker 2>as it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, whatever that is. I think it happened to me

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<v Speaker 1>after Halloween, Like I genuinely think.

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<v Speaker 2>That want some immortality. That shit freaks me the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wait, should I talk about it? On Halloween?

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<v Speaker 1>How I fucking fell? Like I literally busted my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>I without a party, and I wasn't drunk and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get high because I was like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how many people at this party I'm gonna know. I

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<v Speaker 1>was already feeling really anxious and like I didn't really

0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:57.600
<v Speaker 1>want to go out, so I was like fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like not gonna smoke because earlier in the

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<v Speaker 1>night I had smoked and we went to a party

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<v Speaker 1>with friends who I knew, and even that was like overwhelming.

0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:06.960
<v Speaker 1>So then like two hours later, when we ended up

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:08.720
<v Speaker 1>at this other party, I was sober and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I Am not doing that, bitch, How the fuck did

0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I still fall? Like I fucking fell? And it's so

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing because I got his party. I one thing about

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<v Speaker 1>me is I will be falling at the party, like

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<v Speaker 1>I will.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even like you're drunk to the point where

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<v Speaker 2>you're like falling over you just like slip and fall.

0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I just so easily. Like what about me is like

0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:30.080
<v Speaker 1>I one thing about me is I'm gonna fall. I'm

0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:31.919
<v Speaker 1>gona bump into something. I'm gonna wake up with a bruise.

0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm just like I'm a clumsy kind of girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was going downstairs behind Rain and she told

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.879
<v Speaker 1>me all she heard behind her was like that like

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.159
<v Speaker 1>me falling, And I was loud as fucking Also, my

0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:45.800
<v Speaker 1>vocal chords were just prepped to scream like that because

0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:47.920
<v Speaker 1>the second I got into this party, my puff bar died,

0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:52.639
<v Speaker 1>so like, imagine me an hour without nicotine, no substances

0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:55.720
<v Speaker 1>in my body, only fucking water, and I fell in

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<v Speaker 1>front of everybody and it was so humiliating and it

0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:03.160
<v Speaker 1>made me laugh really hard. I've just had very embarrassing

0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:05.280
<v Speaker 1>moments this past weekend because also I went to a

0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:08.000
<v Speaker 1>spaw and I won't say who I ran into. I

0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 1>went to a spa alone because I was just Drew

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:12.960
<v Speaker 1>wasn't around, no one was around. I was like, I'm

0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:15.440
<v Speaker 1>just I'm on a new mission to like find a spa.

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<v Speaker 5>Like.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to this spa and I was like,

0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:21.200
<v Speaker 1>this is awesome. I'm never going to see anybody I

0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 1>know here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really horrible. Really, I mean it's not horrible, but.

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:30.640
<v Speaker 1>It's just so funny. Of course this is what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. We have to like bleep and like blur

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<v Speaker 1>who I saw. But I had just gotten the worst

0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:38.520
<v Speaker 1>massage in my life. First, let's start there. I got

0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:42.840
<v Speaker 1>a massage and the woman hated me, like something about her.

0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:45.040
<v Speaker 1>She wanted to beat me up, and honestly, God bless,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was going so fucking hard on my tendons

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<v Speaker 1>on my back, like left shoulder blade. At one point,

0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, can you go a little softer, and

0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:57.159
<v Speaker 1>she genuinely said, no, you're tense, you need this, and

0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:59.560
<v Speaker 1>kept beating me up the whole time. So I got

0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:01.800
<v Speaker 1>out of that and I already felt fucking weird because

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, that was like the worst massage

0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:05.800
<v Speaker 1>in my life. Also, actually it was a hot stone massage,

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and she gave me third degree fucking burns on my back,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I genuinely like, it was so hot that at

0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 1>one point I'm like, I like not kidding, not trying

0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 1>to be funny. Like anytime I would find comfort and

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:19.359
<v Speaker 1>finally fall asleep and got used to the pain she

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:21.679
<v Speaker 1>was inflicting on me, she would bring out a new weapon,

0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 1>and her weapon was the fucking stones, and they were

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 1>stone so fucking hot, like they were the hottest thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's ever touched my skin, and there was oil on

0:24:31.240 --> 0:24:34.000
<v Speaker 1>my back. It genuinely felt like it was sizzling fel

0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:36.239
<v Speaker 1>on my back and it hurts so bad. And then

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I get out of there, and I was like, whatever

0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go do like the sauna and cold punch

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<v Speaker 1>and then fucking leave. When I walk out, I am

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<v Speaker 1>like near the entrance, and I looked to the left

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<v Speaker 1>because I heard a familiar voice and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh what, And then I turn and I see like someone,

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:56.680
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, and it's fucking but I like saw

0:24:56.760 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 1>them and I'm talking to them, and I'm being really

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<v Speaker 1>awkward because all I can think immediately is I'm like,

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:04.360
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm we're gonna see each other naked.

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna see each other naked, and I don't care,

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not somebody who cares about being but naked

0:25:08.040 --> 0:25:10.320
<v Speaker 1>nasty around people. But I just like to go into

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 1>it knowing that and going into something like I didn't

0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:15.520
<v Speaker 1>prep like I was going to a one direction concert.

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 1>We'll just say that. I was very much like, who's

0:25:19.080 --> 0:25:23.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna fucking see me? Bro? Like, there was no sounds

0:25:23.480 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 1>in the house. That was like like before I left,

0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:28.359
<v Speaker 1>So I was like all I can think is I

0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:29.399
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to see this person naked, Like they're

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna see me naked. This is so humiliating. I'm gonna

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 1>freak out. But then she was like, oh, I'm going

0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:35.879
<v Speaker 1>to get a massage, so I was like, oh okay,

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 1>thank god, Like I'm not gonna see them naked. Why

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.160
<v Speaker 1>the fuck were our lockers right next to each other,

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:44.000
<v Speaker 1>and my fucking freak ass had my vape in the

0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 1>pocket of my uh robe, and I was like, I

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:48.240
<v Speaker 1>need to go put this vape down because like I'm

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna jump in the water with it or like it's

0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:52.119
<v Speaker 1>just it's inappropriate for me to be walking around this

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 1>spall with my fucking vape. So I was like, I'm

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna go put it in the locker. And when I

0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 1>was turning the corner, I like turned and I saw

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:00.920
<v Speaker 1>both of them naked, and I like went to go

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 1>away fast, but had turned and looked at me, and

0:26:03.880 --> 0:26:06.919
<v Speaker 1>I literally, oh, my god, my pants sound so awkward.

0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:12.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I walked out, oh, and like walked

0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:17.439
<v Speaker 1>in covering my eyes. I walked in covering my eyes.

0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:19.879
<v Speaker 1>And then she made fun of me, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, like it's not that big of a deal,

0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and I was like yeah, And then somebody else was

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 1>in front of my locker, so I just had to stand.

0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 1>But I didn't tell you this. I just had to

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.080
<v Speaker 1>stand between them while they were naked and I was

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>in a robe and just looking away from them because

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, and they were talking to me, but

0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I just couldn't. I was like, I like, also, I

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.800
<v Speaker 1>think the other thing is it just felt inappropriate because

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't naked, so it felt like I was being

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:49.080
<v Speaker 1>pervy because also like they're both very gorgeous. I find

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 1>that attractive like as people, and I'm not close enough

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to them, so it was just like this really weird interaction.

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I was overeating it.

0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they definitely talked mad shit about you after. They

0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:01.120
<v Speaker 2>were like, and you was being so fucking.

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Well I could think is I was like, I'm being

0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>so creepy. I'm like literally being creepy right now. The

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.680
<v Speaker 1>word you know what it is too. As I was

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>thinking about it, I was like, I think I was

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 1>over analyzing it too, because like this is somebody who

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:16.680
<v Speaker 1>like both of them are like so attractive, Like I've

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:21.600
<v Speaker 1>like told friends that I like think like it's cute,

0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:23.159
<v Speaker 1>and like I was like, fuck, I feel like that's

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 1>gotten back to her. So I'm like really actively trying

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 1>not to be a fucking creep right now. Like I'm trying,

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:30.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying so hard not to be a creep that

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm coming off really.

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you putting your hands up is like the funniest

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 2>visual ever, because that is so not you, Like you

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 2>were so shocked and stunned that you put your hand

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:44.440
<v Speaker 2>in front of your face. Like I don't know that

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 2>that that visual is like and.

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 1>It makes no sense because I'm straight, so I don't

0:27:49.200 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>know why I was acting exactly because ill. But yeah,

0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I was trying really hard not to be creepy, and

0:27:55.440 --> 0:28:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I just made and then I all so

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>on top of everything. I ended up running into them

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 1>one more time at the bathroom before they went to

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:09.159
<v Speaker 1>the massage, and I was talking to them and like

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:12.800
<v Speaker 1>one of them was like, oh, your headphones are like

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>so interesting, because I had the little like Beats headphones

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:16.639
<v Speaker 1>that go in your ear and I pulled it out.

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh yeah, like I love these headphones

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>blah blah, and we'd like talked about them for a

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 1>second and then I was like, all right, I'm gonna

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 1>go like enjoy your massage. We split off into separate ways.

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:25.439
<v Speaker 1>I go on the sauna and I sit in there

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.120
<v Speaker 1>for like fifteen minutes, and all I could think about

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 1>is like, what is wrong with me? Like I felt

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>like the way you felt when you interact me with.

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>That uber Oh my god, we never talked about that.

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude. I was in this uber and

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>we were on the way home from the Conan concert

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and like Josiah was like playing like awesome good music,

0:28:48.880 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>like it was it was a great playlist, and I

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 2>could tell like the uber driver was like vibing with

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:55.360
<v Speaker 2>it too, and like he turned.

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>It up and songs up. Yeah.

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he would turn them up really loud without us asking,

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:00.800
<v Speaker 2>and it was just like a little party in our uber.

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:03.400
<v Speaker 2>And then like when we were getting out, he was

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:07.040
<v Speaker 2>like he was like that was like a really nice

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 2>like vibe you curated, Like those were like that was

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.720
<v Speaker 2>a good playlist, and I was like you like that.

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 2>As I was getting out of the Uber, I just

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 2>like that.

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like you like that.

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>And I got out of the color immediately and was like,

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 2>oh my fucking god, I hate myself. I'm so fucking

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:28.400
<v Speaker 2>stupid and awkward and like why can't I talk to people?

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 2>And I was like having a fucking melt down for

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>like twenty minutes after because like, oh my god, you

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 2>like that, you like that, like and it wasn't even

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:38.880
<v Speaker 2>like oh, it wasn't even supposed to be funny. I

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 2>was just like genuinely like having a conversation with him.

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 2>It fell dead silent, Like it was like I h

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>so out of the car and ran into the It

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 2>was so awkward, y'all. And like I have so many

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:53.240
<v Speaker 2>moments like that where like I am just so bad

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:55.480
<v Speaker 2>at talking to people, like even people that I like

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 2>have known for years and years and years, like I

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:02.160
<v Speaker 2>still am like intimidated by their presence for some reason.

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if it's because like when I

0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 2>was meeting them, I all had them on like a

0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 2>pedestal and like da da da da da da, And

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 2>like now I see them as my friends, and I

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know if there's this like weird psychon it breaks

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:13.520
<v Speaker 2>through every.

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Now and then yeah, oh my god, like look at

0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>who I'm talking.

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, it's it's such a bizarre thing.

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 2>But then like it takes me like maybe three minutes

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 2>to like get into it. And then once I'm in it,

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 2>like I'm a hoot and holler.

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 4>I was not.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 1>I was quite literally anything but a who.

0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 2>You were a creep and a perse I was being.

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Freaky as fuck. And then I finally like remove myself

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 1>from the situation I'm in the sauna.

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 2>And removing yourself from this situation.

0:30:40.640 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 1>I finally have like de escalated and like walked myself

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>off a cliff and I was like, it's okay, Like

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 1>you're overthinking it, because my immediate thought was like to

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>text them and be like, I am so sorry if

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:53.720
<v Speaker 1>I was awkward, but I'm I've been trying not to

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>do that because like it just makes things awkward and

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>it's all in my head and I'm faking it and

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.000
<v Speaker 1>like what is I make And if it is awkward,

0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>you don't need it doesn't matter because like they like

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I will never know if they like see me like that,

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't matter, blah blah blah. Like and I

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>finally just like I had removed myself from that, and

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:11.760
<v Speaker 1>then I'm sitting in the son I'm like, damn, I'm

0:31:11.800 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 1>about to fucking knock out. I need to go get

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 1>in the cold plunge and mind you my headphones that

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 1>I just.

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Want my fellsleep in the sauna, by the way, really

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 2>like I fully fully fell asleep, and then I like

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>woke up and was like because like I was so

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 2>hot and overheating. I was like, oh my god, I

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 2>like almost just died, like my body woke me up

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:30.120
<v Speaker 2>at the perfect time before death.

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But sorry, keep And then I'm like listening to my

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 1>music and I'm getting into it because I'm listening to

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 1>like my new playlist, and I'm like, damn, these songs

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>are so good, Like I feel good and I'm like

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>smiling to myself because I'm in such a good mood

0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>because I love cold plunges so much. I'm like, oh

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:47.200
<v Speaker 1>my god, like it's so awesome. I like put my

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>foot in a little bit, and I was so overheated

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 1>that I didn't even feel cold, and I was like,

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 1>this is amazing, and I just jump in and I'm

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 1>like in there for like three minutes, just kind of

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 1>like dunking my head in and like like damn, my

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 1>music stopped, Like why did my music stop? That was

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 1>such a vibe bitch. I got in the fucking cold

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 1>punch with my headphones, and then I proceeded to look

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 1>embarrassing as fuck because I got out and I tried

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 1>to act casual, but I was freaking out and I

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>was taking them out and like drying them, and also

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the like soft parts of the earbuds fell into like

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>the big used towel thing. So then I looked like

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:21.240
<v Speaker 1>more like a perverbn.

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Like digging through this towel, soiled towel, and.

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Then I just had to give up because there was

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>like a few girls behind me. I was like, fuck,

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:27.640
<v Speaker 1>like I have the kind of ass where you just

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 1>see butthole and you don't see cheeks, and I was like,

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop like bending over in front of that.

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I hate bending over and that this when I like

0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 2>am in the locker room. But I asked naked, this

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>is how I bend over, Like if I dropped something,

0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I like crouched down because no one is allowed to

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 2>see my butthole.

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh min, Yeah, that was my.

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 2>This is the video that I inspired mentally. This is

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 2>the video that inspired me by.

0:32:55.880 --> 0:33:09.680
<v Speaker 1>The way, like look, m it's actually impressive.

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Like he's taken on four big ass dogs and then

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the other cat was saved. There was another one that

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I saw that was even like more code sure.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh. Also, in terms of like red receipts being psychological warfare,

0:33:24.480 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 1>so is the citizen app Because my phone somehow since

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I was home alone for the first time in like

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>over a year, I haven't spent time alone fully to

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 1>myself in so long, and I was on such a

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 1>good vibe. I was like, not fearful of my life.

0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think I was gonna be murdered, which is

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>genuinely like such a relief. And then it is a

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>like eleven something and I get a random notification that

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't see because set like show because it has

0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>an address in it. It just said, like zero point

0:33:55.760 --> 0:34:00.240
<v Speaker 1>three miles away, a new sexual offender just moved onto

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:04.880
<v Speaker 1>your street. Okay, first of all, it's fucking midnight. I

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 1>know he didn't like register, like he didn't get the

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.920
<v Speaker 1>application for that home right now. Also, why would you

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 1>send that to me as a notification? Like that's not

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 1>something I want to just randomly be reminded. And then

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 1>I sat and I looked through how many fucks I've

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 1>done that before live near me? And I genuinely was

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 1>terrifying taking in fear, and I was convinced I was

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>going to be killed. And then I watched a murder documentary.

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, y'all, you know, like we're like

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 2>going through it down bad tremendously because like we're watching

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 2>murder shows again, and that's how I gauge my mental health.

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Now I can't like have an internal dialogue with myself

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:46.799
<v Speaker 2>anymore because like I'm so fucking deranged and I don't

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 2>want to think thoughts. Is I look at like physical

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:53.279
<v Speaker 2>things that I'm like consuming or doing, and I am

0:34:53.400 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 2>watching people murder their friends and family or people's friends

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:03.880
<v Speaker 2>and family getting murdered by a random fucking person, and

0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it is so like I hate that

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I hate that I love it because

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 2>it's so fascinating to me to see like how these

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:13.360
<v Speaker 2>people get caught and whatever.

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:16.560
<v Speaker 1>It's really just like, oh, I feel like I'm solving

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>the mystery with you.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe that I literally only got two weeks

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:25.239
<v Speaker 2>of not being seasonally depressed, Like I feel like two

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:29.320
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago was like the first day that the veil lifted,

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:32.240
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, like I actually

0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 2>feel good, like I feel like lighter, Like oh my god,

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 2>seasonal depression is over, Like it only lasted nine months.

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It only lasted nine months, bitch, I'm back in it,

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:45.080
<v Speaker 2>like I'm immediately back in it, like I.

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Know, bruh. I literally had dinner yesterday at five thirty pm,

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's also what set me off is

0:35:52.040 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I had dinner way too early and then I looked

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:55.920
<v Speaker 1>at the time and it was seven pm.

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 2>That's how I feel every night. I'm like, can I

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.800
<v Speaker 2>just like, can it be midnight so I can go

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.799
<v Speaker 2>the fuck I can't, Like I don't want to be awake, and.

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:05.879
<v Speaker 1>It's so cold in the house that I literally also

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>like blah blah blah, complain, complain, complain, But this is

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 1>just really where I'm at. I wanted a heated blanket

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:12.759
<v Speaker 1>so bad because I've been dying in the house, and

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:14.959
<v Speaker 1>I went to Target and to CBS and they didn't

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:17.320
<v Speaker 1>have it, and I sat in the car for hours,

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Like the whole time I was gone yesterday, I was

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 1>just in my car, like I wasn't in any I

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.719
<v Speaker 1>was in both of those shops for a maximum of

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:29.279
<v Speaker 1>five minute each, and then they didn't have it. And

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 1>then I tried to instacart it from like a Coals

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 1>that's like fucking five miles away, and they didn't have

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:37.279
<v Speaker 1>it either. So I just froze over in bed last night.

0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 1>And that's my story, and I ordered a heated blanket.

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:43.120
<v Speaker 1>But I'm also scared, like I feel like I'm the

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of person who will die from a heated blanket

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:46.359
<v Speaker 1>because every night before I go to bed, I look

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.279
<v Speaker 1>at my heater and I'm genuinely convinced it's gonna set

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 1>on fire and kill me. Like I know heaters don't

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>just explode, but I I genuinely feel like mine destined

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:58.520
<v Speaker 1>to explode, like kill me.

0:36:58.640 --> 0:37:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think here's just going to explode and kill you.

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:02.560
<v Speaker 1>And I can't sleep with it on because I'm convinced

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:04.279
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna kill me. And then I turn it off

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 1>and I have to wake up in the middle of

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the night and turn it back on because in my

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:09.839
<v Speaker 1>sleepy haze, I'm like, whatever, if this explodes, I don't

0:37:09.840 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck. But before I go about it, I'm like,

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 1>the killer is here.

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I love sleeping with the heater. Well, I realized I

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 2>can't think.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>You can't think.

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I can't think straight when I'm not home and a

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:31.800
<v Speaker 2>package gets delivered, like there's something like in my brain

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 2>that like it's the only thing I'm fixated on, and

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's not even like I'm worried about it

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 2>getting stolen. There is an element of that in there,

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 2>but it's literally like like it's it's all I can

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 2>think about and it could be like the most minuscule

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:50.800
<v Speaker 2>like meaningless like parcel. Ever, but if I know that

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 2>it's sitting on my front porch and like like I

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 2>want it right now, like.

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I could have an empty box, or like if

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I could have a box delivered to my door every morning,

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 1>even just with my morning coffee in there, I would

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 1>be so happy even just to rip it open, like

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:10.880
<v Speaker 1>even if there was just a letter in there, with

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:13.279
<v Speaker 1>like a receipt and nothing else in there, just the

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 1>joy of opening a box.

0:38:14.880 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Something that was sitting on your front porch.

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like made for me, Like that was

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 1>for me. This was hand crafted with the expectation that

0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.839
<v Speaker 1>enya U Mansar would open it. But then also once

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I bring that box inside, it actually makes me want

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.279
<v Speaker 1>to blow the mouse because I can't stand a box.

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I hate fucking boxes, y'all. They just sit like we know,

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 2>we know.

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 1>What are you trying to say? You know that sounded crazy?

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh that sounded crazy. My god.

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I really love a vagina, but I hate a box.

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 1>No, I can't stand. I can't stand when there's a

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 1>box in the house. Like I will genuinely go out

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 1>and do like if I need to run an errand

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and grab something. Say, I like fucking ran out of foundation.

0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I will go to the store by the Foundation and

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>whatever other piece of useless shit I somehow got while

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I was out taking your bar. I will unbox everything

0:39:26.719 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 1>before I get into the house. Because the last.

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 2>For real, don't take your girl to Sephora.

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:39.719
<v Speaker 1>No oh huh, the last thing I want to do.

0:39:39.800 --> 0:39:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't hit me.

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Also, the masked singer genuinely needs to stop. It is

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing, Like I remember you talking about that one. Whatever,

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:52.600
<v Speaker 1>it's funny. What the fuck is the point of that? Like,

0:39:52.719 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I still don't understand the point of the show, Like

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 1>are the are the judges supposed to guess who's behind

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 1>the mask? Is? Also, I feel like I could hear

0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 1>anyone singing and if I didn't see their face or

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't an artist I listened to all the time,

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 1>How the fuck am I supposed to know who you?

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't Jojo Siwa like a masked singer? I think she was?

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:12.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 2>And is it like a new person every episode or

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:17.759
<v Speaker 2>is it like a group of masked singers that like

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 2>get voted off because they're not as good as the

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 2>other ones? In at the very and they do like

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 2>a big reveal and it's like, I don't know how

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:25.640
<v Speaker 2>it works or is it okay?

0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 1>The point of a mass singer is to keep the

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>identities of the celebrity contestants a secret while they compete

0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 1>in a singing competition. So it is a competition. The

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:36.800
<v Speaker 1>goal is for the contestants to keep them As the

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 1>judges and audience vote for their favorite singer, the mass

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>elebs with the least number of votes must unveil their

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 1>true selves. Oh so it's a humiliation ritual.

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at the end of the day. True, that's all

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 2>it is at the end.

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Bruh. But like the costumes is literally I can't believe

0:40:50.840 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 1>we made fun of furres for so long and then

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:57.239
<v Speaker 1>the mass singer happened, Like are you dead fucking serious? Also,

0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 1>some of these like costumes suck dick into creepy. They're

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:04.879
<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing ever. Like, what do you mean that's

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>a Victorian cheetah?

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Like literally that one reminds me of like Hunter X Hunter,

0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I kind of like the panda. What the fuck is this?

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Is that a fly? Is that a sexy fly?

0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:21.760
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a sexy spider.

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know it's got wings though, but the panda's

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 2>kind of cute. You know, these are fucking creepy, bro,

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 2>the beady eyes.

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 6>I don't know how to.

0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Get back to those because we should send those.

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Fuck the mass singer period, like unless I'm on there.

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 2>That'd be kind of iconic if I was like a

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 2>mass singer.

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>You like can't sing to save your life, I.

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Know, but it would be like a funny moment. It

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:54.240
<v Speaker 2>would be like the like the joke character they always

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 2>bring onto, like, yeah, it's got talent where it's like

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>so very obvious.

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:02.799
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna say some weird shit, like a fucking bug.

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Probably a dog, because I got that dog in me.

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh the puppy. You could be the dog.

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and the dog that votes. I sit in

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:20.880
<v Speaker 2>bed with the anxiety of I need to stop just

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 2>like trying to read my notes of verbatim, because it

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:26.360
<v Speaker 2>never ever works out for me.

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I know when I read them verbatim, I have to

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 1>add a bunch of words because I also do voice

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:32.800
<v Speaker 1>to text a lot of times, and I don't know

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 1>what about my voice. Sirie does not know what the

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:35.279
<v Speaker 1>fuck I'm saying.

0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Half the time, but I was trying to say, I

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:41.120
<v Speaker 2>sit in bed with the same anxiety level of a

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:44.960
<v Speaker 2>human that was being hunted for sport, and it's literally

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 2>just me actually just scrolling on my phone and I

0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:50.800
<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm literally gonna die at some points, like

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally laying there and I'm like, oh my God,

0:42:53.200 --> 0:42:55.799
<v Speaker 2>like I am so close to death.

0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:58.800
<v Speaker 1>You have just strayed so far from our purpose.

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>The plot had lost, like we need to like go

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 2>back to the forest or something like really bad.

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:07.799
<v Speaker 1>Like I think me and Drew we are genuinely getting

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>very close to spiritual psychosis, like we always joke about it,

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>but I'm like, oh, it gets to a point like recently,

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I've just felt out of breath, like just from existing,

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I have to keep catching my breath and it

0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:22.839
<v Speaker 1>feels like every waking moment I am on the verge

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 1>of a panic attack. All that has to be said

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 1>to me is one like sentence and it will send

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 1>me there. Drew almost sent me there yesterday when you

0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>were talking about like evolution. Yeah, like I literally had

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I had to stop. I had to stop the conversation

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, dude, like this is too much

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>because also, mind you like twenty minutes later, I downloaded

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:43.320
<v Speaker 1>a game on my PS five called Squirrel with a

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Gun and.

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 2>It was the greatest thing that's ever happened to India.

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 2>For like five minutes, she was like, Drew, come look

0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 2>at this Drew, No, seriously, come look at this game

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm playing. And I was like how much is it?

0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 2>And she was like, oh, it was twenty bucks and

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I like almost fell to the floor. I was like,

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I not believe that you spent twenty bucks on that

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 2>shitty fucking.

0:44:02.560 --> 0:44:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Game, and I'm gonna play the fuck out of it.

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I think I'm gonna stream it without saying anything

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.800
<v Speaker 1>like I'm not gonna have like voice chat on or anything.

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 1>I just want to stream it because, like, dude, that

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>was like the most at ease my brain has felt

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:15.879
<v Speaker 1>like to just be a scurol. Also, then I got

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 1>really sad yesterday because I was like, fuck, I like

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:19.960
<v Speaker 1>would have Oh That's what was freaking me out is

0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:21.359
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'd have such a good life as

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 1>a monkey, like, oh, I'd be so happy. And I

0:44:24.120 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 1>wish I was Michael Jackson's monkey, Like I wish I

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.920
<v Speaker 1>was Bubbles, because you know, Bubbles was living it up.

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bubbles, Bubbles had a good life. Well, when I

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 2>don't text someone back, it's because I saw the text

0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.879
<v Speaker 2>and I was scrolling on TikTok and I didn't want

0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:43.359
<v Speaker 2>to respond, and that's truly okay and acceptable. But when

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 2>someone doesn't text me back, it's because they want me

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>to die and they fucking hate my guts. And I truly,

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:51.920
<v Speaker 2>I truly believe that, Like, wait, okay, what did.

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I do talk about people and not texting me back

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:54.720
<v Speaker 1>is crazy?

0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Like what did I do? Like actually, like what did

0:44:58.040 --> 0:44:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I do for you to treat me?

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I just like I can't remember the last time I

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:05.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't get a text back and it like killed me.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 1>There is like one scenario, but that was kind of

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:09.279
<v Speaker 1>work involved, So I think that's why it bothered me

0:45:09.400 --> 0:45:11.920
<v Speaker 1>so much. But I don't know if I'm somebody, like

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:13.920
<v Speaker 1>when someone doesn't text me back, I kind of get

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 1>like this overwhelming feeling of relief, like I've been freed,

0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Like you freed the genie. Like I literally like I

0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 1>feel like the fucking gene Yeah.

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Because when you do text someone back, it's like opening

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Pandora's box in a way, and it's just like a whole.

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Conversation owing I have to keep saying things, and I

0:45:29.560 --> 0:45:31.560
<v Speaker 1>have to keep thinking of new things to say, Like

0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to think of anything else to say

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>unless I just am like, I don't have a burning

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:42.279
<v Speaker 1>desire to speak anymore. I think I need to. I

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 1>think I need to get hit in the head.

0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I need a seventy two hour

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 2>psychiatric hold. I truly I think that I'm not joking.

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I think that would save everything for me. But I

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:53.399
<v Speaker 2>don't know if I would make it out. I think

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:55.560
<v Speaker 2>I might. I think I might get trapped in the

0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:57.840
<v Speaker 2>system because I'm so fucking crazy. They'd be like, how

0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.440
<v Speaker 2>are you feeling, and I would be like, oh yeah,

0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:02.840
<v Speaker 2>the like Illuminadi is like recruiting me right now because

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely believe that ARCHI because I have something to

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 2>show you after this that I'm not gonna fucking mention

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:12.360
<v Speaker 2>on this goddamn podcast because it's genuinely fucking creepy. It

0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 2>scared the shit out of me, and I had just

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 2>gotten back at home after a long travel day. I

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:18.919
<v Speaker 2>didn't sleep a fucking wink on my goddamn flight home

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:21.400
<v Speaker 2>because I don't I literally don't know why. And I

0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 2>watched Dysturbia, which freaked me the fuck out because I

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:26.919
<v Speaker 2>was like, cool, the killer lives next door to me. Also,

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Shilah buff is like a decent actor. Yeah, and it

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:31.719
<v Speaker 2>was just like really just like.

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 6>Wait to see you guys. See.

0:46:34.400 --> 0:46:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was so horrible. It was it was horrible.

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:42.320
<v Speaker 2>It was like literally butt crack. It wasn't even ass like,

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:46.840
<v Speaker 2>it was like so so terrible, like I literally, but

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I will say it made me kind of happy for

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 2>him to be able to create that movie because it

0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:57.239
<v Speaker 2>felt like it was like his like dying wish. He

0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, We're going to change the world, and it

0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 2>was like sweetened that way. But I got home and

0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like already teetering on like a psychiatric break.

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:10.239
<v Speaker 2>And I walk into the front door and I'm like, oh,

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:11.160
<v Speaker 2>I got a package.

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 1>The package was scary.

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>The contents of the package was quite literally the most

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 2>horrifying thing I've ever received in my life. Really, yes,

0:47:19.719 --> 0:47:24.160
<v Speaker 2>like genuine like genuine scar like my blood went cold.

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:26.800
<v Speaker 2>And I texted everybody and I was like, who did this?

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck did this? And everyone was like, it

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>wasn't me, It wasn't me. It wasn't even it wasn't me.

0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:35.719
<v Speaker 2>And I even texted like my family and I was like,

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 2>did y'all do this? And they were like no, it's

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:40.880
<v Speaker 2>like really genuinely cooked for me.

0:47:43.520 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, this is.

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Gonna sound like a very ignorant thought, and I'm not naive.

0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I understand that this is a necessity because we have

0:47:52.320 --> 0:47:54.800
<v Speaker 1>just gone too far with plastic, but something about a

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:59.200
<v Speaker 1>recycled plastic container holding the food I'm eating doesn't sit

0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 1>right with me, Like I don't want to eat my

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 1>sloppy soup out of a recycled container because all I

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:08.840
<v Speaker 1>can think about when I look at it is like literally,

0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:11.120
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck was this plastic before this? Like it

0:48:11.280 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 1>quite literally could have been a rose toy, Like I

0:48:13.200 --> 0:48:18.080
<v Speaker 1>we don't know how anything, like I know like when

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:20.400
<v Speaker 1>you burn it down, like the bacteria gets killed. But

0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:24.360
<v Speaker 1>something something is so evil about it, like I don't

0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:25.880
<v Speaker 1>want my things and I'll always do it, like I

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:28.720
<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck, like yeah, per recycle, like yes.

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Stuff, but give me plastic straws back.

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't stay id a paper straw. I'm so sorry,

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I.

0:48:33.640 --> 0:48:36.399
<v Speaker 2>Don't give a fuck if that's like if I'm over,

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:41.840
<v Speaker 2>because I believe that but like, I give me a

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 2>bottle of kalanapin and a couple of land mines, and

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I will get plastic straws back into our ecosystem.

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:51.880
<v Speaker 6>Like I'm serious, Well haven't you had the plant ones?

0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:52.799
<v Speaker 6>Those are pretty good?

0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:56.640
<v Speaker 6>The like the like brown, like yeah, they're kind.

0:48:56.480 --> 0:48:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Of like like they're kind of plasticky.

0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, is just fucking plastic and they're just like

0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:03.799
<v Speaker 1>making it brown because humans are stupid.

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:05.719
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, yeah, like ninety eight percent plastic, but

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:08.520
<v Speaker 2>since there's no like FDA regulations, they can claim the

0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:10.200
<v Speaker 2>two percent like plant.

0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like the weird forks, like I hate a wooden

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:17.520
<v Speaker 1>fork too, Like what I love a wooden fork. The

0:49:17.719 --> 0:49:20.360
<v Speaker 1>texture of it dragging my fucking skin.

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:22.920
<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of being in school and eating like

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:26.719
<v Speaker 2>a cup of ice cream, Like I like chewing.

0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 6>On, biting down accidentally on like you know with ice cream,

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:31.719
<v Speaker 6>they have those little like spoons that come with it,

0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:35.480
<v Speaker 6>and if you bite down on that, it makes my body.

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Like flavors the ice cream, Like it makes it like

0:49:38.200 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 2>wood flavor, Like if you get a vanilla with a.

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:42.160
<v Speaker 6>Wooden you know, if you bite it, you don't cringe.

0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:45.319
<v Speaker 6>I thought that was like a human really like I.

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Like difference, like I like to chew on it, Like

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:51.919
<v Speaker 1>if I bitch, if I eat a popsicle, that wood

0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:55.640
<v Speaker 1>is getting it crazy, Like I am chewing on that

0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:58.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking stick till literally It's like I.

0:49:58.239 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Think I really just like wood.

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 1>But if I'm like eating something, I for me, it's

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.279
<v Speaker 1>more so like it grazing my teeth by accident or

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:08.040
<v Speaker 1>grazing my lip by accident.

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Have y'all ever eaten tinfoil like bit like shoot on

0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:18.800
<v Speaker 2>like that truly like is the worst sensation ever. But

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:24.759
<v Speaker 2>that is also coming from someone who like genuinely ate

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:26.080
<v Speaker 2>paper for like nine years of it.

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say, if I could go

0:50:27.840 --> 0:50:29.360
<v Speaker 1>back in time and do anything, I would eat the

0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 1>brown paper from school.

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I would eat. I would eat just regular white printer

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:40.320
<v Speaker 2>paper or the suckers, like the paper sucker sticks. I

0:50:40.360 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 2>would like bite into them. Oh yeah, I and roll

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 2>it and eat it like yeah, that's probably why I

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 2>have stomach issues.

0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Now, Well, I ate those, and I'm fine. You have

0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>stomach issues because I was.

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Addicted to percocet in high school and I think it

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>seized my colon permanently.

0:50:57.920 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 2>Story for another time.

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:05.000
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I think if I could go back to

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:08.800
<v Speaker 1>school and just like eat some paper, put it in

0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the water, throw it at the ceiling, I think that

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>would help a lot for me.

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I really do think it would shift things. I think

0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 2>it would.

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:20.879
<v Speaker 1>I literally feel like I genuinely feel like I broke

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 1>the code, like I think falling at that party, like

0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>did something like I ended up in it. I fell

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:27.239
<v Speaker 1>into a different timeline.

0:51:26.880 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension, another dimension. Well, the

0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 2>scariest haunted house that I experienced this year was my

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:44.080
<v Speaker 2>own when I finally cleaned the or hung up the

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 2>pile of clean clothes on the floor of my bedroom.

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I am normally so good about hanging up my clean clothes,

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:54.600
<v Speaker 2>like it's the first thing I do. And I one

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 2>thing that Kaya said to me that has literally like

0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 2>become a perm reminder of my brain anytime I'm doing

0:52:02.239 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 2>laundry and like it. I don't know why, but it

0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:08.040
<v Speaker 2>like has stuck with me. And it's like Jonathan like

0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:10.239
<v Speaker 2>saying I had a good nose, Like that stuck with

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 2>me forever. Kai one time I was like doing laundry

0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:16.279
<v Speaker 2>in front of him, and I like, before I hang

0:52:16.400 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 2>up all my shirts, I like fold them and I

0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 2>put them on a pile, like in a pile on

0:52:20.080 --> 0:52:22.360
<v Speaker 2>my bed, and then I grab my hangers and I

0:52:22.560 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 2>like hang up the folded clothes in my closet, like

0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:28.759
<v Speaker 2>I unfold them, hang them up. And Kai was like,

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.520
<v Speaker 2>why are you folding your clothes to hang them up?

0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:33.879
<v Speaker 2>Like you are literally wasting so much time.

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I know, I didn't know you did that.

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 2>And it has literally every single time I'm doing laundry,

0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I think of you Kai, because of.

0:52:39.920 --> 0:52:40.520
<v Speaker 6>That common party.

0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:41.879
<v Speaker 1>He still fold your clothes before.

0:52:41.960 --> 0:52:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, it's it's more of like an organization thing.

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like, Okay, there's like a pile of so weird.

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like there's a pile of my shirts. There's a

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.400
<v Speaker 2>pile of my sweaters. There's a pile of my hoodies.

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:53.920
<v Speaker 2>There's a pile of my pants, there's a pile of

0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:57.120
<v Speaker 2>my underwear, there's a pile of my socks. And then

0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I can go through and hang them up by the

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 2>pile because like doing it, like pulling it out and

0:53:02.800 --> 0:53:04.400
<v Speaker 2>like hanging it up and throwing it in and just

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:06.040
<v Speaker 2>having like a bunch of random.

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:08.439
<v Speaker 6>Clothes, Like god, this is like some serial killer shit,

0:53:08.800 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what, no someone out there relates, because it's

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 2>like it just feels so like like primal to just

0:53:17.160 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 2>like pick out a pair of underwear and fold it

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and put it away, and then what I did hang

0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:22.160
<v Speaker 2>up a shirt right after.

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I like kind of get that, But I don't fold

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 1>the clothes like I fold the clothes that need to

0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:28.640
<v Speaker 1>be folded, and I make all my little piles and

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:30.640
<v Speaker 1>then anything that needs to be hung. I like have

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:32.799
<v Speaker 1>like a pile of shirts that need to be hung,

0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:34.920
<v Speaker 1>or jackets that need to be hung, or skirts that

0:53:35.080 --> 0:53:37.160
<v Speaker 1>need to be hung, and I like line them up,

0:53:37.239 --> 0:53:39.920
<v Speaker 1>but I don't fucking fold them. You freak bitch. Oh

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>my god, you're really weird and it makes me like

0:53:42.520 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 1>look at you in a different light.

0:53:46.320 --> 0:53:46.520
<v Speaker 4>WHOA.

0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Next time I leave the house and I haven't filled

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:51.000
<v Speaker 1>up my tank and I'm rushing somewhere and my my

0:53:51.120 --> 0:53:53.360
<v Speaker 1>car needs to be filled up, and I'm like rushing

0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:55.640
<v Speaker 1>and running more late than I already am. I think

0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:56.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna kill myself.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel that because I.

0:53:59.000 --> 0:54:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Hate Also, I just hate gas station pumps because in Miami.

0:54:02.239 --> 0:54:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Wait, should we kill ourselves together?

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I think so, like that's kind of what it's giving.

0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:08.680
<v Speaker 1>If we got rid of ourselves at the same time,

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:10.160
<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't have to worry about how it would make

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:10.879
<v Speaker 1>each other feel.

0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have to die before my family and Inya

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:18.960
<v Speaker 2>because I realized that if ya dies before me and

0:54:19.080 --> 0:54:21.880
<v Speaker 2>all of my family members die before me, I'm gonna

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:24.680
<v Speaker 2>be the creepy, pervy, old fucking nasty man in the

0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:29.919
<v Speaker 2>like government owned like insane asylum, old folks home where

0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:33.120
<v Speaker 2>like all that the STDs are going around like and

0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:37.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna be like lonely creepy. Oh STDs are

0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 2>like rampant in old folks home. Really, yes, it's like

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 2>a genuine problem, like they all have mad STDs because

0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 2>they're banging each other.

0:54:44.880 --> 0:54:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Get freaky while you can like time is clicking.

0:54:48.640 --> 0:54:52.279
<v Speaker 6>No, literally, Yeah, I wonder how much a syphilist diagnosis

0:54:52.320 --> 0:54:54.440
<v Speaker 6>at ninety eight, Like really, folks with you?

0:54:54.760 --> 0:54:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well what, I don't give a fuck, like like

0:54:57.600 --> 0:54:59.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna spread this shit too, Like I don't

0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:01.520
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck. I mean I already do spread my

0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:04.000
<v Speaker 2>STDs around, Like I have sex with people without telling

0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:04.839
<v Speaker 2>them that I have them.

0:55:05.040 --> 0:55:07.000
<v Speaker 1>That's illegal and that's awful.

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 6>Okay, but you're not supposed to do that.

0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and I'm not supposed to send unsolicited dick pics next,

0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck? You can't do like anything anymore?

0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Like the liberals are ruining this.

0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Cordy did in my found out that was like what

0:55:19.440 --> 0:55:21.719
<v Speaker 1>you were getting up to. I genuinely be so mad,

0:55:21.880 --> 0:55:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Like anytime we talk about a hypothetical like that, more

0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:26.239
<v Speaker 1>than anything I did, just pisses me off At the

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 1>idea of like any of my friends doing some shit

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:30.799
<v Speaker 1>like that. I'd be like, bro, for what, Like why

0:55:30.840 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 1>would you do that? You could have just been chilling

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and like having a good life and you destroyed it

0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:39.239
<v Speaker 1>for what? Well, when I'm old, I already said this

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:41.320
<v Speaker 1>last week, I'm gonna have a spectacular death, but I

0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:44.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't talk about my funeral. I want like a destination funeral.

0:55:44.880 --> 0:55:46.239
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I want to go on tour,

0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:48.120
<v Speaker 2>like I want my body to be embalmed, and I

0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:49.480
<v Speaker 2>go on like a stadium tour.

0:55:50.000 --> 0:55:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I know, I want a destination funeral that's covered by

0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Vogue like it's a wedding, Like that's what I want.

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I want like all my girls to get.

0:55:56.520 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Gowns or casket designed by Law. I'm gonna have like, oh,

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:04.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like your casket is like a low wave a

0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:08.040
<v Speaker 2>like purse like texture with leather, like weave the leather.

0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, but coffins are really expensive. So like, actually,

0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:12.840
<v Speaker 1>don't like genuinely burn me.

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Come on, Like I was thinking, I was like, I

0:56:15.000 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 2>don't think I want to be burned when I die anymore.

0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't think I want that. Like I think

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:21.399
<v Speaker 2>I want to be like buried next to a tree,

0:56:21.560 --> 0:56:24.800
<v Speaker 2>or like buried, not in a fucking cemetery. Do not

0:56:24.960 --> 0:56:27.359
<v Speaker 2>put me in a fucking cemetery. Like I swear to God,

0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 2>if I find out that I'm put in a goddamn

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:32.040
<v Speaker 2>cemetery when I die, all of you bitches are for

0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 2>real and ironically getting haunted because fuck that. Oh hell no.

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:40.759
<v Speaker 2>So I need to be like buried like in the

0:56:40.800 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 2>middle of like a forest with a seed planted on

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:43.800
<v Speaker 2>top of me.

0:56:43.880 --> 0:56:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I want to be buried like a dog who got

0:56:46.600 --> 0:56:50.160
<v Speaker 1>head by a car. We have like a rock on top,

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:52.239
<v Speaker 1>roll me under there, and like yeah, put a rock

0:56:52.320 --> 0:56:55.480
<v Speaker 1>on top so everybody remembers like that, it's like painted, Yeah,

0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:57.960
<v Speaker 1>that's what I want, or like honestly, what I want

0:56:58.120 --> 0:57:00.400
<v Speaker 1>is like I don't give a fuck. Like that's how

0:57:00.440 --> 0:57:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely feel like, once I am dead, I don't

0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:05.719
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck. That has actually nothing to do with me.

0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:08.160
<v Speaker 1>How you choose to like treat my body after that

0:57:08.719 --> 0:57:11.799
<v Speaker 1>is your fucking business. But actually, don't do an open

0:57:11.840 --> 0:57:13.719
<v Speaker 1>casket because that's pushing it, because I got gonna look

0:57:13.760 --> 0:57:14.840
<v Speaker 1>fucked up, Like, don't do that.

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I saw something that was really dark sighted and sad

0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:21.760
<v Speaker 2>about someone's like mom talking like the daughter was like,

0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I was I hate that, Like I saw my like

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 2>sibling looking like that, like I would never want an

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 2>open casket for myself. And then the mom said something

0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:33.680
<v Speaker 2>like really dark sided and sad and like poetic, and

0:57:33.880 --> 0:57:36.760
<v Speaker 2>was just like, well, like that's the last time I

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:38.120
<v Speaker 2>can hold her or something that I don't know. It

0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 2>wasn't it wasn't that gay, but it was like, really,

0:57:40.560 --> 0:57:41.479
<v Speaker 2>it was really deep.

0:57:41.680 --> 0:57:43.720
<v Speaker 1>But this is a really morbid episode.

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Well I can talk about, oh, this is a good one.

0:57:52.160 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Those I don't know if.

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go sky diving and cut up my parachute.

0:57:56.720 --> 0:57:57.000
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:57:57.200 --> 0:58:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if y'all remember this, but those goddamn

0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:07.200
<v Speaker 2>reversed songs genuinely had me feel like I was tapping

0:58:07.360 --> 0:58:12.360
<v Speaker 2>into something like deeply sacred, like some like really esoteric

0:58:12.480 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 2>like Illuminati level.

0:58:13.640 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Of knowledge, like backward songs.

0:58:16.920 --> 0:58:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Dude, when they would reverse songs and it would be

0:58:19.160 --> 0:58:22.560
<v Speaker 2>like it sounded like the mamonic chance, like that shit

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 2>like really had me feeling like that requiem for a

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:28.600
<v Speaker 2>dream song. Let me play it like the hold on right.

0:58:28.760 --> 0:58:31.440
<v Speaker 1>The things that make you think are so funny, Like

0:58:32.640 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I really can't make fun of you because I'm like

0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:37.200
<v Speaker 1>headed down that same path. I think just like the

0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:39.120
<v Speaker 1>older I get, Like I genuinely I used to be like,

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be a crazy old person. I think I'm

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:42.480
<v Speaker 1>going to be right there next to you because I'm

0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:42.960
<v Speaker 1>losing it.

0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's it. Like when I heard those nice songs,

0:58:50.200 --> 0:58:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I legitimately always was like I'm putting the pieces together,

0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:59.200
<v Speaker 2>like I'm solving deep, deep mysteries, Like oh that song

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:02.520
<v Speaker 2>is so fucking good though, but like the context of it.

0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 6>Wasn't it like a Beatles song that you play backwards.

0:59:06.800 --> 0:59:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's look one up. Billie Eilish has one.

0:59:10.280 --> 0:59:11.000
<v Speaker 1>In this video.

0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Billy Eilish song kill It, Kill It, Scold the girl, Yeah,

0:59:23.440 --> 0:59:36.200
<v Speaker 2>mumbling whisper noises, no way out, I wish to tell

0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:37.600
<v Speaker 2>him I'm in hell way.

0:59:39.000 --> 0:59:42.240
<v Speaker 1>M these never sat with me. They never like struck

0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:42.960
<v Speaker 1>chord with me.

0:59:43.320 --> 0:59:46.320
<v Speaker 2>This exact video proof of subliminal messages.

0:59:46.360 --> 0:59:46.600
<v Speaker 6>And so.

0:59:51.160 --> 1:00:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Now backwards okay, the Beatles one oh the people, now backwards,

1:00:11.360 --> 1:00:19.320
<v Speaker 2>the war beside me, the people wore beside me. Okay.

1:00:22.800 --> 1:00:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I shot John Lennon Yoko Uno kiss kiss kiss forward

1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:30.360
<v Speaker 2>m hm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I thought, I just want to know, like who

1:00:41.000 --> 1:00:43.240
<v Speaker 1>made this video, and like at what point were they

1:00:43.400 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 1>just listening to songs and they were like I need

1:00:45.240 --> 1:00:46.040
<v Speaker 1>to hear this back I.

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Need to hear a backward. I mean afx twin has

1:00:47.840 --> 1:00:50.560
<v Speaker 2>always done some like really creepy ship like with his music,

1:00:50.680 --> 1:00:52.960
<v Speaker 2>with like the visualizer, and.

1:00:53.040 --> 1:00:55.280
<v Speaker 1>He's always done like good like he a lot of

1:00:55.360 --> 1:00:58.000
<v Speaker 1>his beats he like will play backwards and like vocals

1:00:58.000 --> 1:00:58.800
<v Speaker 1>will play backwards.

1:00:58.840 --> 1:01:00.600
<v Speaker 2>And that's how you get that, like do do these

1:01:00.640 --> 1:01:04.400
<v Speaker 2>samples his own music? He's really sick. Small artists y'all

1:01:04.400 --> 1:01:05.120
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't know about him.

1:01:05.160 --> 1:01:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean even FK Twigs did that in that one song,

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I can't think of the name.

1:01:09.800 --> 1:01:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Have y'all ever heard of Buyork?

1:01:12.560 --> 1:01:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Who is that?

1:01:13.520 --> 1:01:16.360
<v Speaker 2>She's like this small like musician that her music.

1:01:16.200 --> 1:01:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Probably sounds like shit, Like I actually don't get a lock.

1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, she's she makes good music, but like I

1:01:20.840 --> 1:01:22.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like she's not known at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I don't know her, so she must be nobody sis.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, last thing I want to talk about is Jalen

1:01:32.360 --> 1:01:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Colbert making lamps out of our characters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's so awesome, like.

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<v Speaker 2>So goded, literally so godd.

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<v Speaker 1>And the last thing I want to talk about is

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<v Speaker 1>these are my curses of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh yeah, yeah, yeah, ya ya starting a news

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<v Speaker 2>segment called Enya's Curse of the Week. It's a working title.

1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're working on it. But right now here are

1:02:03.280 --> 1:02:06.560
<v Speaker 1>my hexes that I'm giving out to people. And this

1:02:06.720 --> 1:02:08.760
<v Speaker 1>week I was going a little light. We've already had

1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:13.000
<v Speaker 1>a morbid episode, so I'll keep it light. People who

1:02:13.040 --> 1:02:16.200
<v Speaker 1>are rude to customer service workers, specifically the man who

1:02:16.360 --> 1:02:21.360
<v Speaker 1>was rude and aggressive to my little sister, you will

1:02:21.480 --> 1:02:26.080
<v Speaker 1>be perishing, and I am casting chaos and bloodshed onto

1:02:26.160 --> 1:02:31.920
<v Speaker 1>your bloodline. Your children will have the most dark, sinister futures.

1:02:32.000 --> 1:02:35.480
<v Speaker 1>They will perish. Everyone in your bloodline will have awful,

1:02:35.520 --> 1:02:39.800
<v Speaker 1>awful lives. Etsy Spells yeah, I'm buying Etsy Spells for you.

1:02:40.040 --> 1:02:41.840
<v Speaker 1>And then the men who stand too close to me

1:02:41.920 --> 1:02:44.080
<v Speaker 1>in line at the airport, those are the people who

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cursing. I'm so sorry, but you will not be

1:02:48.960 --> 1:02:54.400
<v Speaker 1>waking up tomorrow. M yeah, just something light.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, and you found your address.

1:03:02.040 --> 1:03:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I actually did.

1:03:03.440 --> 1:03:05.520
<v Speaker 2>And you found your address, and you found all of

1:03:05.560 --> 1:03:06.280
<v Speaker 2>your social.

1:03:06.440 --> 1:03:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Man attacked my sister at her job. I found I

1:03:09.560 --> 1:03:11.760
<v Speaker 1>know like that man will never see this, but trust

1:03:11.800 --> 1:03:14.000
<v Speaker 1>and believe. I know your name, I know your address,

1:03:14.040 --> 1:03:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I know your birthday, I know like where you live,

1:03:16.680 --> 1:03:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I know where your children, I know how many Facebook

1:03:21.200 --> 1:03:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I have everything, and you will perish and burn. And

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<v Speaker 1>if I see anybody, my new thing is bitch. I'm

1:03:26.640 --> 1:03:29.040
<v Speaker 1>about to turn into fucking Zoro. I'm about to go

1:03:29.240 --> 1:03:31.200
<v Speaker 1>out and find all you bitches who are rude to

1:03:31.240 --> 1:03:33.840
<v Speaker 1>customer service workers because something is fucking wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You will perish, you will burn, you will fucking die.

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<v Speaker 1>You will pay for your sins. You are better than nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you could just walk into an establishment and

1:03:41.360 --> 1:03:43.360
<v Speaker 1>belittle somebody who's just trying to do their job, just

1:03:43.400 --> 1:03:45.080
<v Speaker 1>like the fucking rest of us. They're just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>live and work and fuck live a life, and you

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<v Speaker 1>will die. You will have such a painful, painful.

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<v Speaker 2>Because who am I supposed to yell at if I'm

1:03:54.600 --> 1:03:59.960
<v Speaker 2>having a bad day? Not the nothing I always yell at.

1:04:00.120 --> 1:04:03.200
<v Speaker 2>My waiters always smoke in their face.

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<v Speaker 1>True, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just feel like they like I can't even

1:04:07.520 --> 1:04:12.480
<v Speaker 2>say it. Drew's cyap coiner. If your girl can change

1:04:12.480 --> 1:04:15.320
<v Speaker 2>a tire and you can't, it's your job to scream

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<v Speaker 2>doing sex.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be having a good day. Then someone your age

1:04:21.960 --> 1:04:28.520
<v Speaker 2>has their you'll be having a good day. Then someone

1:04:28.600 --> 1:04:31.160
<v Speaker 2>your age announces they're buying out.

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<v Speaker 7>Like literally, get the fun from dude, somebody like our

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<v Speaker 7>age accomplishing anything and telling me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like like, literally, get the fuck away from me. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>get the fuck away.

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<v Speaker 1>From you're actually doing that? Like, what do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed.

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<v Speaker 2>To be doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Ugly bitches be like my dude's gotta be at least

1:04:55.400 --> 1:04:58.760
<v Speaker 2>six to two. Bitch, you make me six to my

1:04:58.880 --> 1:05:04.000
<v Speaker 2>stomach and then the last one. Sorry, I only talk

1:05:04.080 --> 1:05:06.959
<v Speaker 2>to people whose soul I recognize from a previous life.

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<v Speaker 2>When I read that that truly resonated with me in

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<v Speaker 2>a way that I like could not even like comprehend

1:05:14.080 --> 1:05:17.160
<v Speaker 2>or verbalize, because like that's really what it is. Like

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<v Speaker 2>every friend, every person I've ever interacted with that I

1:05:20.880 --> 1:05:23.680
<v Speaker 2>have a long, meaningful relationship with, I know off the

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<v Speaker 2>first I know their soul I know off of, like

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<v Speaker 2>the first look I know off, the first couple of

1:05:28.080 --> 1:05:31.000
<v Speaker 2>words I know off like just so many factors that

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<v Speaker 2>are like bordering, like not even from this plane of existence.

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<v Speaker 1>I also feel like there's that weird thing like we

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<v Speaker 1>meet people sometimes too where I have a really good

1:05:40.840 --> 1:05:42.520
<v Speaker 1>night with them and I genuinely want to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with them, but my soul isn't reaching for them the

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<v Speaker 1>way I reach for other people, and it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm building the foundation for my next life. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when our souls intertwine, it'll be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we've met. I won't be alive next week.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one one singular charmatic sight away from.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, never mind, Okay, thank you guys for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we haven't done media a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, sorry sorry sorry sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well mine is lux aturna by Clint Mancell. Period just

1:06:26.920 --> 1:06:27.280
<v Speaker 2>heard that.

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<v Speaker 3>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>What did I watch? I watched something. Oh, I watched

1:06:36.680 --> 1:06:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Dysturbia that was really good. I watched the Borderlands movie

1:06:41.320 --> 1:06:45.280
<v Speaker 2>that was a box office disaster. I thought it was

1:06:45.360 --> 1:06:47.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna be like the worst movie I've ever seen, and

1:06:47.640 --> 1:06:51.680
<v Speaker 2>it was very, very close to it. It wasn't fully

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<v Speaker 2>there yet, but that's simply be because that's simply because

1:06:55.960 --> 1:06:58.480
<v Speaker 2>it preyed upon my nostalgia and I love the border

1:06:58.800 --> 1:07:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Land game games, so it was like okay for me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay. And then I've been watching a lot of

1:07:10.760 --> 1:07:15.160
<v Speaker 2>gay porn, just studying really like just like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>understand that those choices.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel too. I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you ever want to do this? I just kind

1:07:22.680 --> 1:07:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of trying to understand Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham. I have

1:07:28.280 --> 1:07:28.760
<v Speaker 1>listened to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Smartis the penis go, like when it's guy on guy, Like,

1:07:33.160 --> 1:07:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I really just need to know does it go inside

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<v Speaker 2>the other penis?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It kind of like opens up like an alien sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like who decides who's kids eaten?

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like it's like how we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about past lives. When you like meet someone and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like that's how it is just like on someone's No

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<v Speaker 1>But My Media is Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham and Chasing

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<v Speaker 1>Moving Trains by Roy Blair. That album fucking awesome and

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually been listening to it a bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>So she listened to it while getting ready this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Per And that's it for media.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh do I get to do it this week? Hey,

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<v Speaker 6>let's go. My media is porn. I love acting ry okay,

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<v Speaker 6>jacking off the porn, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Jerking out the poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm