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Speaker 2: Well, it stains my penis?

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Speaker 6: Nice? Nice? Nice?

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Speaker 2: What's the fuck? What is it?

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Speaker 4: My wife? Did?

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Speaker 2: is Baphomet as above so below?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 2: He's a universal symbol for balance, but it's been taken

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Speaker 6: What does it mean? What's the meaning though of as.

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Speaker 6: I just heard it today on TikTok okay.

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Speaker 2: I mean I think it's like demonic, like Heaven or

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Speaker 6: All I know is this.

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Speaker 6: Oh shit, that's that was cool for me. That was

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Speaker 2: Enya literally came into my room after sitting in her

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Speaker 2: So you know it's bad when she's all up in

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Speaker 2: It was like nothing. There was nothing behind me.

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Speaker 6: Wait what week of your SSR are you on?

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Speaker 1: I just upped it?

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Speaker 6: Oh really?

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Speaker 1: I've been on it for like two months, and I

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Speaker 2: We don't get into itween Halloween.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 1: This is the craziest thing I'm about to do. But

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Speaker 1: So like a tempt cole, this is crazy, But this.

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Speaker 6: Right there, I'm not looking take that ship off. Oh

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Speaker 2: Do you have any other layers on? Should we see those?

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Speaker 1: I have a big diaper on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's been wearing this fucking vibe.

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Speaker 1: Is crazy the whole this is genuinely how I feel though.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, but yeah, I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 2: You know, it's been so cold in our goddamn house.

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Speaker 2: It's been brutal. The winter is going to be awful here.

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Speaker 2: And I don't remember it being this cold last year, honestly,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and but I did run the heater all day

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Speaker 2: every day last year. The second the temperatures dip below

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Did below dip?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: A Frank Ocean song?

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Speaker 4: What below?

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Speaker 2: No dip below seventy? Because I'm biking?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't remember. I don't remember. Also, I decided

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Speaker 1: I really still don't like sports because it is still

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Speaker 1: so fucked up. The Dodgers just won, Yes, go La,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome, And I really have no part in any

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Speaker 1: Like now you're gonna put a camera in their face.

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Speaker 1: And there's always a compilation of the team.

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Speaker 6: Like the best is when it's like the confetti that's

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Speaker 1: They're just like walking through and it's like you, they're

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Speaker 2: Be better, do better, try harder, like I don't give

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Speaker 2: a fuck. Also fuck the Yankees, sorry, but I also

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Speaker 1: Seen, and it's just always so sad, like.

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Speaker 2: That was America's team this year, like that, like the

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Speaker 1: If you put a gun in my face right now

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Speaker 1: and you said what teams played the Super Bowl, just

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Speaker 1: fucking kill me.

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Speaker 6: I Like I don't think of it, Like I literally

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Speaker 6: I just heard fire works the night that it ended.

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Speaker 1: I know Dodgers and Yankees. I can't think of a

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you a band and yea, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Okay, should I pull my pants back up? No?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of a fucking vibe like keep them down.

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Speaker 1: The fuck dolph ac Oh, green Bay Packers. But that's it,

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Speaker 1: says packed. Oh, and I know that because Harry Styles

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Speaker 1: I think really liked the Green Bay Packers. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even kidding. Or it's like, I know it's the San

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Speaker 2: Because that's who played in the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Is that is that the Rams? I'm like Loki cheating Texas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Texas, the Houston Texans.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're called. Just the Texans. Why are the

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Speaker 1: rest of them that's Rams? Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, you know a little bit. I just told

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Speaker 1: Wait, who played the Beatles? I don't know what is that?

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Speaker 1: Like the bid the Bearded Eagles, the.

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Speaker 2: Eagles, the Baltimore Ravens, fucking Hawks yeah, oh or not hawks,

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Speaker 2: the Falcons, but like period, Okay, if you don't get

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Speaker 2: this one, this is the last one, I'll be genuinely upset.

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Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say that, like you thing or

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Speaker 2: two and now you should show me fashion designers that

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Speaker 2: everybody should know, and then I can guess I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like you would know them.

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Speaker 2: No, I know too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know way too much.

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Speaker 2: I genuinely I'm not kidding. And then this is not

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Speaker 2: Like it's at it's to a point where like genuinely

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Speaker 1: No, last night on the couch, it was literally cracking

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Speaker 1: me up. Like I don't even remember our conversation, but

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Speaker 1: because there are just certain things I shouldn't fucking know.

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Speaker 1: strange magic by elot.

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Speaker 2: I love that the world is magical, Like it really

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Speaker 2: connecting dots, you're like, oh, like actually, truly this is magical. Also,

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Speaker 2: you know what I found out recently is that like

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Speaker 2: I think it's called like the slit experiment. But I'm

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Speaker 2: quantum slit experiment. Slit.

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Speaker 6: If you put your penis into the slit and no

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Speaker 2: It's like schroding your penis.

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Speaker 6: Schrodinger's body count.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, five below.

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Speaker 1: This feels like the straightest episode we've ever had.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just talking about the Quantum Split ex series.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 2: It's like basically like the people that do know it

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Speaker 2: is we've been fooled and lied to. It's not as

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Speaker 2: real thing is. But I saw Mike, not Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 2: What's the other like the other dude with the last

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Speaker 2: was like, no, we've like been taught wrong our a

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Speaker 2: whole lot. Really yeah, but it's it's not as crazy

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Speaker 1: Well, whatever that is. I think it happened to me

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Speaker 2: That want some immortality. That shit freaks me the fuck out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, should I talk about it? On Halloween?

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Speaker 1: How I fucking fell? Like I literally busted my ass.

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Speaker 1: I without a party, and I wasn't drunk and I

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Speaker 1: how many people at this party I'm gonna know. I

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Speaker 1: was already feeling really anxious and like I didn't really

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Speaker 1: I'm just like not gonna smoke because earlier in the

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Speaker 1: So then like two hours later, when we ended up

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Speaker 1: I Am not doing that, bitch, How the fuck did

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Speaker 1: I still fall? Like I fucking fell? And it's so

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Speaker 1: embarrassing because I got his party. I one thing about

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Speaker 1: me is I will be falling at the party, like

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Speaker 1: I will.

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Speaker 2: It's not even like you're drunk to the point where

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Speaker 1: I just so easily. Like what about me is like

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Speaker 1: I one thing about me is I'm gonna fall. I'm

443
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,919
Speaker 1: gona bump into something. I'm gonna wake up with a bruise.

444
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like I'm a clumsy kind of girl.

445
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: And I was going downstairs behind Rain and she told

446
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: me all she heard behind her was like that like

447
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: me falling, And I was loud as fucking Also, my

448
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: vocal chords were just prepped to scream like that because

449
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: the second I got into this party, my puff bar died,

450
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 1: so like, imagine me an hour without nicotine, no substances

451
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: in my body, only fucking water, and I fell in

452
00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 1: front of everybody and it was so humiliating and it

453
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: made me laugh really hard. I've just had very embarrassing

454
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: moments this past weekend because also I went to a

455
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: spaw and I won't say who I ran into. I

456
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 1: went to a spa alone because I was just Drew

457
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: wasn't around, no one was around. I was like, I'm

458
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: just I'm on a new mission to like find a spa.

459
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 5: Like.

460
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: So I went to this spa and I was like,

461
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I'm never going to see anybody I

462
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 1: know here.

463
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: It's really horrible. Really, I mean it's not horrible, but.

464
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: It's just so funny. Of course this is what happened

465
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: to me. We have to like bleep and like blur

466
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: who I saw. But I had just gotten the worst

467
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: massage in my life. First, let's start there. I got

468
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: a massage and the woman hated me, like something about her.

469
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: She wanted to beat me up, and honestly, God bless,

470
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: but she was going so fucking hard on my tendons

471
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: on my back, like left shoulder blade. At one point,

472
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: I was like, can you go a little softer, and

473
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: she genuinely said, no, you're tense, you need this, and

474
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: kept beating me up the whole time. So I got

475
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: out of that and I already felt fucking weird because

476
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that was like the worst massage

477
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: in my life. Also, actually it was a hot stone massage,

478
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: and she gave me third degree fucking burns on my back,

479
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely like, it was so hot that at

480
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: one point I'm like, I like not kidding, not trying

481
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: to be funny. Like anytime I would find comfort and

482
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: finally fall asleep and got used to the pain she

483
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 1: was inflicting on me, she would bring out a new weapon,

484
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: and her weapon was the fucking stones, and they were

485
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: stone so fucking hot, like they were the hottest thing

486
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: that's ever touched my skin, and there was oil on

487
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: my back. It genuinely felt like it was sizzling fel

488
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: on my back and it hurts so bad. And then

489
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: I get out of there, and I was like, whatever

490
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do like the sauna and cold punch

491
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 1: and then fucking leave. When I walk out, I am

492
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: like near the entrance, and I looked to the left

493
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: because I heard a familiar voice and I was like,

494
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: oh what, And then I turn and I see like someone,

495
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and it's fucking but I like saw

496
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: them and I'm talking to them, and I'm being really

497
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: awkward because all I can think immediately is I'm like,

498
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm we're gonna see each other naked.

499
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna see each other naked, and I don't care,

500
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: Like I'm not somebody who cares about being but naked

501
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: nasty around people. But I just like to go into

502
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: it knowing that and going into something like I didn't

503
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: prep like I was going to a one direction concert.

504
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: We'll just say that. I was very much like, who's

505
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: gonna fucking see me? Bro? Like, there was no sounds

506
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: in the house. That was like like before I left,

507
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: So I was like all I can think is I

508
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

509
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to see this person naked, Like they're

510
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: gonna see me naked. This is so humiliating. I'm gonna

511
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: freak out. But then she was like, oh, I'm going

512
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: to get a massage, so I was like, oh okay,

513
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 1: thank god, Like I'm not gonna see them naked. Why

514
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: the fuck were our lockers right next to each other,

515
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: and my fucking freak ass had my vape in the

516
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: pocket of my uh robe, and I was like, I

517
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: need to go put this vape down because like I'm

518
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: gonna jump in the water with it or like it's

519
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: just it's inappropriate for me to be walking around this

520
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: spall with my fucking vape. So I was like, I'm

521
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: gonna go put it in the locker. And when I

522
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: was turning the corner, I like turned and I saw

523
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: both of them naked, and I like went to go

524
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: away fast, but had turned and looked at me, and

525
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: I literally, oh, my god, my pants sound so awkward.

526
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: I was like, I walked out, oh, and like walked

527
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 1: in covering my eyes. I walked in covering my eyes.

528
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: And then she made fun of me, and she was like,

529
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, like it's not that big of a deal,

530
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, And then somebody else was

531
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: in front of my locker, so I just had to stand.

532
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: But I didn't tell you this. I just had to

533
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: stand between them while they were naked and I was

534
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: in a robe and just looking away from them because

535
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: I was like, and they were talking to me, but

536
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: I just couldn't. I was like, I like, also, I

537
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: think the other thing is it just felt inappropriate because

538
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: I wasn't naked, so it felt like I was being

539
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: pervy because also like they're both very gorgeous. I find

540
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: that attractive like as people, and I'm not close enough

541
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: to them, so it was just like this really weird interaction.

542
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: I think I was overeating it.

543
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, they definitely talked mad shit about you after. They

544
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 2: were like, and you was being so fucking.

545
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: Well I could think is I was like, I'm being

546
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: so creepy. I'm like literally being creepy right now. The

547
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: word you know what it is too. As I was

548
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: thinking about it, I was like, I think I was

549
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: over analyzing it too, because like this is somebody who

550
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: like both of them are like so attractive, Like I've

551
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: like told friends that I like think like it's cute,

552
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: and like I was like, fuck, I feel like that's

553
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: gotten back to her. So I'm like really actively trying

554
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: not to be a fucking creep right now. Like I'm trying,

555
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: I'm trying so hard not to be a creep that

556
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm coming off really.

557
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you putting your hands up is like the funniest

558
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: visual ever, because that is so not you, Like you

559
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: were so shocked and stunned that you put your hand

560
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 2: in front of your face. Like I don't know that

561
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 2: that that visual is like and.

562
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: It makes no sense because I'm straight, so I don't

563
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: know why I was acting exactly because ill. But yeah,

564
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: I was trying really hard not to be creepy, and

565
00:27:55,440 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: I think I just made and then I all so

566
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: on top of everything. I ended up running into them

567
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: one more time at the bathroom before they went to

568
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: the massage, and I was talking to them and like

569
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: one of them was like, oh, your headphones are like

570
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: so interesting, because I had the little like Beats headphones

571
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: that go in your ear and I pulled it out.

572
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, like I love these headphones

573
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: blah blah, and we'd like talked about them for a

574
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: second and then I was like, all right, I'm gonna

575
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: go like enjoy your massage. We split off into separate ways.

576
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: I go on the sauna and I sit in there

577
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes, and all I could think about

578
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: is like, what is wrong with me? Like I felt

579
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: like the way you felt when you interact me with.

580
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: That uber Oh my god, we never talked about that.

581
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude. I was in this uber and

582
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: we were on the way home from the Conan concert

583
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: and like Josiah was like playing like awesome good music,

584
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: like it was it was a great playlist, and I

585
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: could tell like the uber driver was like vibing with

586
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: it too, and like he turned.

587
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: It up and songs up. Yeah.

588
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would turn them up really loud without us asking,

589
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: and it was just like a little party in our uber.

590
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: And then like when we were getting out, he was

591
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: like he was like that was like a really nice

592
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 2: like vibe you curated, Like those were like that was

593
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 2: a good playlist, and I was like you like that.

594
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: As I was getting out of the Uber, I just

595
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: like that.

596
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: I was like you like that.

597
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: And I got out of the color immediately and was like,

598
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: oh my fucking god, I hate myself. I'm so fucking

599
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: stupid and awkward and like why can't I talk to people?

600
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: And I was like having a fucking melt down for

601
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes after because like, oh my god, you

602
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 2: like that, you like that, like and it wasn't even

603
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 2: like oh, it wasn't even supposed to be funny. I

604
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: was just like genuinely like having a conversation with him.

605
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: It fell dead silent, Like it was like I h

606
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: so out of the car and ran into the It

607
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: was so awkward, y'all. And like I have so many

608
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: moments like that where like I am just so bad

609
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: at talking to people, like even people that I like

610
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: have known for years and years and years, like I

611
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: still am like intimidated by their presence for some reason.

612
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it's because like when I

613
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: was meeting them, I all had them on like a

614
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: pedestal and like da da da da da da, And

615
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: like now I see them as my friends, and I

616
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 2: don't know if there's this like weird psychon it breaks

617
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: through every.

618
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: Now and then yeah, oh my god, like look at

619
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: who I'm talking.

620
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, it's it's such a bizarre thing.

621
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: But then like it takes me like maybe three minutes

622
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: to like get into it. And then once I'm in it,

623
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 2: like I'm a hoot and holler.

624
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 4: I was not.

625
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: I was quite literally anything but a who.

626
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: You were a creep and a perse I was being.

627
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: Freaky as fuck. And then I finally like remove myself

628
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: from the situation I'm in the sauna.

629
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: And removing yourself from this situation.

630
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: I finally have like de escalated and like walked myself

631
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: off a cliff and I was like, it's okay, Like

632
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: you're overthinking it, because my immediate thought was like to

633
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: text them and be like, I am so sorry if

634
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: I was awkward, but I'm I've been trying not to

635
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: do that because like it just makes things awkward and

636
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: it's all in my head and I'm faking it and

637
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: like what is I make And if it is awkward,

638
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: you don't need it doesn't matter because like they like

639
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: I will never know if they like see me like that,

640
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter, blah blah blah. Like and I

641
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: finally just like I had removed myself from that, and

642
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: then I'm sitting in the son I'm like, damn, I'm

643
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: about to fucking knock out. I need to go get

644
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: in the cold plunge and mind you my headphones that

645
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: I just.

646
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: Want my fellsleep in the sauna, by the way, really

647
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 2: like I fully fully fell asleep, and then I like

648
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 2: woke up and was like because like I was so

649
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: hot and overheating. I was like, oh my god, I

650
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: like almost just died, like my body woke me up

651
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: at the perfect time before death.

652
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: But sorry, keep And then I'm like listening to my

653
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: music and I'm getting into it because I'm listening to

654
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: like my new playlist, and I'm like, damn, these songs

655
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: are so good, Like I feel good and I'm like

656
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: smiling to myself because I'm in such a good mood

657
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: because I love cold plunges so much. I'm like, oh

658
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: my god, like it's so awesome. I like put my

659
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: foot in a little bit, and I was so overheated

660
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: that I didn't even feel cold, and I was like,

661
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: this is amazing, and I just jump in and I'm

662
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: like in there for like three minutes, just kind of

663
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: like dunking my head in and like like damn, my

664
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: music stopped, Like why did my music stop? That was

665
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: such a vibe bitch. I got in the fucking cold

666
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: punch with my headphones, and then I proceeded to look

667
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: embarrassing as fuck because I got out and I tried

668
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: to act casual, but I was freaking out and I

669
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: was taking them out and like drying them, and also

670
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: the like soft parts of the earbuds fell into like

671
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: the big used towel thing. So then I looked like

672
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: more like a perverbn.

673
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: Like digging through this towel, soiled towel, and.

674
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: Then I just had to give up because there was

675
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: like a few girls behind me. I was like, fuck,

676
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: like I have the kind of ass where you just

677
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: see butthole and you don't see cheeks, and I was like,

678
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: I need to stop like bending over in front of that.

679
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 2: I hate bending over and that this when I like

680
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: am in the locker room. But I asked naked, this

681
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 2: is how I bend over, Like if I dropped something,

682
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: I like crouched down because no one is allowed to

683
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: see my butthole.

684
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh min, Yeah, that was my.

685
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: This is the video that I inspired mentally. This is

686
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: the video that inspired me by.

687
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: The way, like look, m it's actually impressive.

688
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: Like he's taken on four big ass dogs and then

689
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 2: the other cat was saved. There was another one that

690
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: I saw that was even like more code sure.

691
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh. Also, in terms of like red receipts being psychological warfare,

692
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: so is the citizen app Because my phone somehow since

693
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: I was home alone for the first time in like

694
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: over a year, I haven't spent time alone fully to

695
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: myself in so long, and I was on such a

696
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: good vibe. I was like, not fearful of my life.

697
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna be murdered, which is

698
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: genuinely like such a relief. And then it is a

699
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: like eleven something and I get a random notification that

700
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: I can't see because set like show because it has

701
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: an address in it. It just said, like zero point

702
00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: three miles away, a new sexual offender just moved onto

703
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: your street. Okay, first of all, it's fucking midnight. I

704
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: know he didn't like register, like he didn't get the

705
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: application for that home right now. Also, why would you

706
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: send that to me as a notification? Like that's not

707
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: something I want to just randomly be reminded. And then

708
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: I sat and I looked through how many fucks I've

709
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: done that before live near me? And I genuinely was

710
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: terrifying taking in fear, and I was convinced I was

711
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: going to be killed. And then I watched a murder documentary.

712
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, y'all, you know, like we're like

713
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: going through it down bad tremendously because like we're watching

714
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: murder shows again, and that's how I gauge my mental health.

715
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: Now I can't like have an internal dialogue with myself

716
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 2: anymore because like I'm so fucking deranged and I don't

717
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: want to think thoughts. Is I look at like physical

718
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: things that I'm like consuming or doing, and I am

719
00:34:53,400 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: watching people murder their friends and family or people's friends

720
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 2: and family getting murdered by a random fucking person, and

721
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: oh my god, it is so like I hate that

722
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 2: I love it. I hate that I love it because

723
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: it's so fascinating to me to see like how these

724
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: people get caught and whatever.

725
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: It's really just like, oh, I feel like I'm solving

726
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: the mystery with you.

727
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that I literally only got two weeks

728
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: of not being seasonally depressed, Like I feel like two

729
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 2: weeks ago was like the first day that the veil lifted,

730
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, like I actually

731
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: feel good, like I feel like lighter, Like oh my god,

732
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: seasonal depression is over, Like it only lasted nine months.

733
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: It only lasted nine months, bitch, I'm back in it,

734
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: like I'm immediately back in it, like I.

735
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: Know, bruh. I literally had dinner yesterday at five thirty pm,

736
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: And I think that's also what set me off is

737
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: I had dinner way too early and then I looked

738
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: at the time and it was seven pm.

739
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: That's how I feel every night. I'm like, can I

740
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 2: just like, can it be midnight so I can go

741
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 2: the fuck I can't, Like I don't want to be awake, and.

742
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: It's so cold in the house that I literally also

743
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah, complain, complain, complain, But this is

744
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: just really where I'm at. I wanted a heated blanket

745
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: so bad because I've been dying in the house, and

746
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 1: I went to Target and to CBS and they didn't

747
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: have it, and I sat in the car for hours,

748
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: Like the whole time I was gone yesterday, I was

749
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: just in my car, like I wasn't in any I

750
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: was in both of those shops for a maximum of

751
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: five minute each, and then they didn't have it. And

752
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: then I tried to instacart it from like a Coals

753
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: that's like fucking five miles away, and they didn't have

754
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: it either. So I just froze over in bed last night.

755
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: And that's my story, and I ordered a heated blanket.

756
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: But I'm also scared, like I feel like I'm the

757
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: kind of person who will die from a heated blanket

758
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: because every night before I go to bed, I look

759
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: at my heater and I'm genuinely convinced it's gonna set

760
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: on fire and kill me. Like I know heaters don't

761
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: just explode, but I I genuinely feel like mine destined

762
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: to explode, like kill me.

763
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think here's just going to explode and kill you.

764
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: And I can't sleep with it on because I'm convinced

765
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 1: it's gonna kill me. And then I turn it off

766
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: and I have to wake up in the middle of

767
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: the night and turn it back on because in my

768
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: sleepy haze, I'm like, whatever, if this explodes, I don't

769
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: give a fuck. But before I go about it, I'm like,

770
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: the killer is here.

771
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: I love sleeping with the heater. Well, I realized I

772
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 2: can't think.

773
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: You can't think.

774
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 2: I can't think straight when I'm not home and a

775
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: package gets delivered, like there's something like in my brain

776
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 2: that like it's the only thing I'm fixated on, and

777
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not even like I'm worried about it

778
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: getting stolen. There is an element of that in there,

779
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: but it's literally like like it's it's all I can

780
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 2: think about and it could be like the most minuscule

781
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 2: like meaningless like parcel. Ever, but if I know that

782
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: it's sitting on my front porch and like like I

783
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: want it right now, like.

784
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: Like I could have an empty box, or like if

785
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: I could have a box delivered to my door every morning,

786
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: even just with my morning coffee in there, I would

787
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: be so happy even just to rip it open, like

788
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: even if there was just a letter in there, with

789
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: like a receipt and nothing else in there, just the

790
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: joy of opening a box.

791
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: Something that was sitting on your front porch.

792
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like made for me, Like that was

793
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: for me. This was hand crafted with the expectation that

794
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: enya U Mansar would open it. But then also once

795
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: I bring that box inside, it actually makes me want

796
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: to blow the mouse because I can't stand a box.

797
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: I hate fucking boxes, y'all. They just sit like we know,

798
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: we know.

799
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: What are you trying to say? You know that sounded crazy?

800
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh that sounded crazy. My god.

801
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: I really love a vagina, but I hate a box.

802
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: No, I can't stand. I can't stand when there's a

803
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: box in the house. Like I will genuinely go out

804
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: and do like if I need to run an errand

805
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: and grab something. Say, I like fucking ran out of foundation.

806
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: I will go to the store by the Foundation and

807
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: whatever other piece of useless shit I somehow got while

808
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: I was out taking your bar. I will unbox everything

809
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: before I get into the house. Because the last.

810
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 2: For real, don't take your girl to Sephora.

811
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: No oh huh, the last thing I want to do.

812
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 2: Don't hit me.

813
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: Also, the masked singer genuinely needs to stop. It is

814
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing, Like I remember you talking about that one. Whatever,

815
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: it's funny. What the fuck is the point of that? Like,

816
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: I still don't understand the point of the show, Like

817
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: are the are the judges supposed to guess who's behind

818
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: the mask? Is? Also, I feel like I could hear

819
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: anyone singing and if I didn't see their face or

820
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't an artist I listened to all the time,

821
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: How the fuck am I supposed to know who you?

822
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: Wasn't Jojo Siwa like a masked singer? I think she was?

823
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

824
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 2: And is it like a new person every episode or

825
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: is it like a group of masked singers that like

826
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 2: get voted off because they're not as good as the

827
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: other ones? In at the very and they do like

828
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: a big reveal and it's like, I don't know how

829
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: it works or is it okay?

830
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: The point of a mass singer is to keep the

831
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: identities of the celebrity contestants a secret while they compete

832
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: in a singing competition. So it is a competition. The

833
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: goal is for the contestants to keep them As the

834
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: judges and audience vote for their favorite singer, the mass

835
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: elebs with the least number of votes must unveil their

836
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: true selves. Oh so it's a humiliation ritual.

837
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of the day. True, that's all

838
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: it is at the end.

839
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: Bruh. But like the costumes is literally I can't believe

840
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: we made fun of furres for so long and then

841
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: the mass singer happened, Like are you dead fucking serious? Also,

842
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: some of these like costumes suck dick into creepy. They're

843
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing ever. Like, what do you mean that's

844
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: a Victorian cheetah?

845
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,479
Speaker 2: Like literally that one reminds me of like Hunter X Hunter,

846
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: I kind of like the panda. What the fuck is this?

847
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 2: Is that a fly? Is that a sexy fly?

848
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

849
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 1: I think it's a sexy spider.

850
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: I don't know it's got wings though, but the panda's

851
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 2: kind of cute. You know, these are fucking creepy, bro,

852
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 2: the beady eyes.

853
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 6: I don't know how to.

854
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: Get back to those because we should send those.

855
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

856
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: Fuck the mass singer period, like unless I'm on there.

857
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: That'd be kind of iconic if I was like a

858
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: mass singer.

859
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: You like can't sing to save your life, I.

860
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: Know, but it would be like a funny moment. It

861
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 2: would be like the like the joke character they always

862
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: bring onto, like, yeah, it's got talent where it's like

863
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 2: so very obvious.

864
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: You're gonna say some weird shit, like a fucking bug.

865
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: Probably a dog, because I got that dog in me.

866
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh the puppy. You could be the dog.

867
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the dog that votes. I sit in

868
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 2: bed with the anxiety of I need to stop just

869
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: like trying to read my notes of verbatim, because it

870
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 2: never ever works out for me.

871
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: I know when I read them verbatim, I have to

872
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: add a bunch of words because I also do voice

873
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: to text a lot of times, and I don't know

874
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: what about my voice. Sirie does not know what the

875
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: fuck I'm saying.

876
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: Half the time, but I was trying to say, I

877
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 2: sit in bed with the same anxiety level of a

878
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: human that was being hunted for sport, and it's literally

879
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 2: just me actually just scrolling on my phone and I

880
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 2: feel like I'm literally gonna die at some points, like

881
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: I'm literally laying there and I'm like, oh my God,

882
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: like I am so close to death.

883
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: You have just strayed so far from our purpose.

884
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 2: The plot had lost, like we need to like go

885
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: back to the forest or something like really bad.

886
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: Like I think me and Drew we are genuinely getting

887
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: very close to spiritual psychosis, like we always joke about it,

888
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: but I'm like, oh, it gets to a point like recently,

889
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: I've just felt out of breath, like just from existing,

890
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: Like I have to keep catching my breath and it

891
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: feels like every waking moment I am on the verge

892
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: of a panic attack. All that has to be said

893
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: to me is one like sentence and it will send

894
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: me there. Drew almost sent me there yesterday when you

895
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: were talking about like evolution. Yeah, like I literally had

896
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: I had to stop. I had to stop the conversation

897
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, like this is too much

898
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: because also, mind you like twenty minutes later, I downloaded

899
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: a game on my PS five called Squirrel with a

900
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: Gun and.

901
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 2: It was the greatest thing that's ever happened to India.

902
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: For like five minutes, she was like, Drew, come look

903
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: at this Drew, No, seriously, come look at this game

904
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: I'm playing. And I was like how much is it?

905
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, it was twenty bucks and

906
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: I like almost fell to the floor. I was like,

907
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 2: I not believe that you spent twenty bucks on that

908
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: shitty fucking.

909
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: Game, and I'm gonna play the fuck out of it.

910
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: Like I think I'm gonna stream it without saying anything

911
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna have like voice chat on or anything.

912
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: I just want to stream it because, like, dude, that

913
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: was like the most at ease my brain has felt

914
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: like to just be a scurol. Also, then I got

915
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: really sad yesterday because I was like, fuck, I like

916
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: would have Oh That's what was freaking me out is

917
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: I feel like I'd have such a good life as

918
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: a monkey, like, oh, I'd be so happy. And I

919
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: wish I was Michael Jackson's monkey, Like I wish I

920
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: was Bubbles, because you know, Bubbles was living it up.

921
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bubbles, Bubbles had a good life. Well, when I

922
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: don't text someone back, it's because I saw the text

923
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 2: and I was scrolling on TikTok and I didn't want

924
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 2: to respond, and that's truly okay and acceptable. But when

925
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 2: someone doesn't text me back, it's because they want me

926
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: to die and they fucking hate my guts. And I truly,

927
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: I truly believe that, Like, wait, okay, what did.

928
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: I do talk about people and not texting me back

929
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: is crazy?

930
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 2: Like what did I do? Like actually, like what did

931
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: I do for you to treat me?

932
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: I just like I can't remember the last time I

933
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: didn't get a text back and it like killed me.

934
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: There is like one scenario, but that was kind of

935
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: work involved, So I think that's why it bothered me

936
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: so much. But I don't know if I'm somebody, like

937
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: when someone doesn't text me back, I kind of get

938
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: like this overwhelming feeling of relief, like I've been freed,

939
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: Like you freed the genie. Like I literally like I

940
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: feel like the fucking gene Yeah.

941
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 2: Because when you do text someone back, it's like opening

942
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 2: Pandora's box in a way, and it's just like a whole.

943
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: Conversation owing I have to keep saying things, and I

944
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: have to keep thinking of new things to say, Like

945
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to think of anything else to say

946
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: unless I just am like, I don't have a burning

947
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: desire to speak anymore. I think I need to. I

948
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: think I need to get hit in the head.

949
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I need a seventy two hour

950
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: psychiatric hold. I truly I think that I'm not joking.

951
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: I think that would save everything for me. But I

952
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,399
Speaker 2: don't know if I would make it out. I think

953
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: I might. I think I might get trapped in the

954
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 2: system because I'm so fucking crazy. They'd be like, how

955
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: are you feeling, and I would be like, oh yeah,

956
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 2: the like Illuminadi is like recruiting me right now because

957
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: I genuinely believe that ARCHI because I have something to

958
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 2: show you after this that I'm not gonna fucking mention

959
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 2: on this goddamn podcast because it's genuinely fucking creepy. It

960
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: scared the shit out of me, and I had just

961
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: gotten back at home after a long travel day. I

962
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 2: didn't sleep a fucking wink on my goddamn flight home

963
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 2: because I don't I literally don't know why. And I

964
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: watched Dysturbia, which freaked me the fuck out because I

965
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 2: was like, cool, the killer lives next door to me. Also,

966
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 2: Shilah buff is like a decent actor. Yeah, and it

967
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: was just like really just like.

968
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 6: Wait to see you guys. See.

969
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so horrible. It was it was horrible.

970
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: It was like literally butt crack. It wasn't even ass like,

971
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 2: it was like so so terrible, like I literally, but

972
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: I will say it made me kind of happy for

973
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: him to be able to create that movie because it

974
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 2: felt like it was like his like dying wish. He

975
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: was like, We're going to change the world, and it

976
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: was like sweetened that way. But I got home and

977
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: I was like already teetering on like a psychiatric break.

978
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 2: And I walk into the front door and I'm like, oh,

979
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: I got a package.

980
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: The package was scary.

981
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: The contents of the package was quite literally the most

982
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 2: horrifying thing I've ever received in my life. Really, yes,

983
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: like genuine like genuine scar like my blood went cold.

984
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 2: And I texted everybody and I was like, who did this?

985
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 2: Who the fuck did this? And everyone was like, it

986
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: wasn't me, It wasn't me. It wasn't even it wasn't me.

987
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: And I even texted like my family and I was like,

988
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: did y'all do this? And they were like no, it's

989
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 2: like really genuinely cooked for me.

990
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 3: Well, this is.

991
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: Gonna sound like a very ignorant thought, and I'm not naive.

992
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: I understand that this is a necessity because we have

993
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: just gone too far with plastic, but something about a

994
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: recycled plastic container holding the food I'm eating doesn't sit

995
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: right with me, Like I don't want to eat my

996
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: sloppy soup out of a recycled container because all I

997
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: can think about when I look at it is like literally,

998
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: what the fuck was this plastic before this? Like it

999
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: quite literally could have been a rose toy, Like I

1000
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: we don't know how anything, like I know like when

1001
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: you burn it down, like the bacteria gets killed. But

1002
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: something something is so evil about it, like I don't

1003
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: want my things and I'll always do it, like I

1004
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, like yeah, per recycle, like yes.

1005
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: Stuff, but give me plastic straws back.

1006
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: I can't stay id a paper straw. I'm so sorry,

1007
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: Like I.

1008
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck if that's like if I'm over,

1009
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 2: because I believe that but like, I give me a

1010
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 2: bottle of kalanapin and a couple of land mines, and

1011
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: I will get plastic straws back into our ecosystem.

1012
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 6: Like I'm serious, Well haven't you had the plant ones?

1013
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 6: Those are pretty good?

1014
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

1015
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 6: The like the like brown, like yeah, they're kind.

1016
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 2: Of like like they're kind of plasticky.

1017
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is just fucking plastic and they're just like

1018
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: making it brown because humans are stupid.

1019
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 2: And they're like, yeah, like ninety eight percent plastic, but

1020
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: since there's no like FDA regulations, they can claim the

1021
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 2: two percent like plant.

1022
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like the weird forks, like I hate a wooden

1023
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: fork too, Like what I love a wooden fork. The

1024
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: texture of it dragging my fucking skin.

1025
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 2: It reminds me of being in school and eating like

1026
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: a cup of ice cream, Like I like chewing.

1027
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 6: On, biting down accidentally on like you know with ice cream,

1028
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 6: they have those little like spoons that come with it,

1029
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 6: and if you bite down on that, it makes my body.

1030
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: Like flavors the ice cream, Like it makes it like

1031
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: wood flavor, Like if you get a vanilla with a.

1032
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 6: Wooden you know, if you bite it, you don't cringe.

1033
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 6: I thought that was like a human really like I.

1034
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: Like difference, like I like to chew on it, Like

1035
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: if I bitch, if I eat a popsicle, that wood

1036
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: is getting it crazy, Like I am chewing on that

1037
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: fucking stick till literally It's like I.

1038
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: Think I really just like wood.

1039
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: But if I'm like eating something, I for me, it's

1040
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: more so like it grazing my teeth by accident or

1041
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: grazing my lip by accident.

1042
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever eaten tinfoil like bit like shoot on

1043
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 2: like that truly like is the worst sensation ever. But

1044
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: that is also coming from someone who like genuinely ate

1045
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 2: paper for like nine years of it.

1046
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, if I could go

1047
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: back in time and do anything, I would eat the

1048
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: brown paper from school.

1049
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 2: I would eat. I would eat just regular white printer

1050
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 2: paper or the suckers, like the paper sucker sticks. I

1051
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: would like bite into them. Oh yeah, I and roll

1052
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 2: it and eat it like yeah, that's probably why I

1053
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: have stomach issues.

1054
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: Now, Well, I ate those, and I'm fine. You have

1055
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: stomach issues because I was.

1056
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 2: Addicted to percocet in high school and I think it

1057
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 2: seized my colon permanently.

1058
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1059
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 2: Story for another time.

1060
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think if I could go back to

1061
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: school and just like eat some paper, put it in

1062
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: the water, throw it at the ceiling, I think that

1063
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: would help a lot for me.

1064
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: I really do think it would shift things. I think

1065
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 2: it would.

1066
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I genuinely feel like I broke

1067
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: the code, like I think falling at that party, like

1068
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: did something like I ended up in it. I fell

1069
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: into a different timeline.

1070
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension, another dimension. Well, the

1071
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: scariest haunted house that I experienced this year was my

1072
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 2: own when I finally cleaned the or hung up the

1073
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: pile of clean clothes on the floor of my bedroom.

1074
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: I am normally so good about hanging up my clean clothes,

1075
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 2: like it's the first thing I do. And I one

1076
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 2: thing that Kaya said to me that has literally like

1077
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: become a perm reminder of my brain anytime I'm doing

1078
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: laundry and like it. I don't know why, but it

1079
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: like has stuck with me. And it's like Jonathan like

1080
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 2: saying I had a good nose, Like that stuck with

1081
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: me forever. Kai one time I was like doing laundry

1082
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: in front of him, and I like, before I hang

1083
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: up all my shirts, I like fold them and I

1084
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 2: put them on a pile, like in a pile on

1085
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 2: my bed, and then I grab my hangers and I

1086
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: like hang up the folded clothes in my closet, like

1087
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 2: I unfold them, hang them up. And Kai was like,

1088
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: why are you folding your clothes to hang them up?

1089
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: Like you are literally wasting so much time.

1090
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't know you did that.

1091
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 2: And it has literally every single time I'm doing laundry,

1092
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 2: I think of you Kai, because of.

1093
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 6: That common party.

1094
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 1: He still fold your clothes before.

1095
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, it's it's more of like an organization thing.

1096
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: Like it's like, Okay, there's like a pile of so weird.

1097
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 2: It's like there's a pile of my shirts. There's a

1098
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: pile of my sweaters. There's a pile of my hoodies.

1099
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 2: There's a pile of my pants, there's a pile of

1100
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 2: my underwear, there's a pile of my socks. And then

1101
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 2: I can go through and hang them up by the

1102
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: pile because like doing it, like pulling it out and

1103
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 2: like hanging it up and throwing it in and just

1104
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 2: having like a bunch of random.

1105
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 6: Clothes, Like god, this is like some serial killer shit,

1106
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 6: I know.

1107
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, no someone out there relates, because it's

1108
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: like it just feels so like like primal to just

1109
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: like pick out a pair of underwear and fold it

1110
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 2: and put it away, and then what I did hang

1111
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: up a shirt right after.

1112
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: I like kind of get that, But I don't fold

1113
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: the clothes like I fold the clothes that need to

1114
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: be folded, and I make all my little piles and

1115
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: then anything that needs to be hung. I like have

1116
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: like a pile of shirts that need to be hung,

1117
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: or jackets that need to be hung, or skirts that

1118
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: need to be hung, and I like line them up,

1119
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: but I don't fucking fold them. You freak bitch. Oh

1120
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: my god, you're really weird and it makes me like

1121
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: look at you in a different light.

1122
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 4: WHOA.

1123
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: Next time I leave the house and I haven't filled

1124
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: up my tank and I'm rushing somewhere and my my

1125
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: car needs to be filled up, and I'm like rushing

1126
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: and running more late than I already am. I think

1127
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna kill myself.

1128
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that because I.

1129
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: Hate Also, I just hate gas station pumps because in Miami.

1130
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 2: Wait, should we kill ourselves together?

1131
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: I think so, like that's kind of what it's giving.

1132
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: If we got rid of ourselves at the same time,

1133
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have to worry about how it would make

1134
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 1: each other feel.

1135
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to die before my family and Inya

1136
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 2: because I realized that if ya dies before me and

1137
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 2: all of my family members die before me, I'm gonna

1138
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: be the creepy, pervy, old fucking nasty man in the

1139
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 2: like government owned like insane asylum, old folks home where

1140
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: like all that the STDs are going around like and

1141
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be like lonely creepy. Oh STDs are

1142
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 2: like rampant in old folks home. Really, yes, it's like

1143
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: a genuine problem, like they all have mad STDs because

1144
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: they're banging each other.

1145
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: Get freaky while you can like time is clicking.

1146
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 6: No, literally, Yeah, I wonder how much a syphilist diagnosis

1147
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 6: at ninety eight, Like really, folks with you?

1148
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what, I don't give a fuck, like like

1149
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna spread this shit too, Like I don't

1150
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 2: give a fuck. I mean I already do spread my

1151
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 2: STDs around, Like I have sex with people without telling

1152
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 2: them that I have them.

1153
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: That's illegal and that's awful.

1154
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 6: Okay, but you're not supposed to do that.

1155
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm not supposed to send unsolicited dick pics next,

1156
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? You can't do like anything anymore?

1157
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: Like the liberals are ruining this.

1158
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 1: Cordy did in my found out that was like what

1159
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: you were getting up to. I genuinely be so mad,

1160
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: Like anytime we talk about a hypothetical like that, more

1161
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: than anything I did, just pisses me off At the

1162
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: idea of like any of my friends doing some shit

1163
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: like that. I'd be like, bro, for what, Like why

1164
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: would you do that? You could have just been chilling

1165
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: and like having a good life and you destroyed it

1166
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: for what? Well, when I'm old, I already said this

1167
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: last week, I'm gonna have a spectacular death, but I

1168
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: didn't talk about my funeral. I want like a destination funeral.

1169
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I want to go on tour,

1170
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 2: like I want my body to be embalmed, and I

1171
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 2: go on like a stadium tour.

1172
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: I know, I want a destination funeral that's covered by

1173
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: Vogue like it's a wedding, Like that's what I want.

1174
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: I want like all my girls to get.

1175
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 2: Gowns or casket designed by Law. I'm gonna have like, oh,

1176
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 2: it's like your casket is like a low wave a

1177
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 2: like purse like texture with leather, like weave the leather.

1178
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but coffins are really expensive. So like, actually,

1179
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: don't like genuinely burn me.

1180
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: Come on, Like I was thinking, I was like, I

1181
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 2: don't think I want to be burned when I die anymore.

1182
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I want that. Like I think

1183
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 2: I want to be like buried next to a tree,

1184
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 2: or like buried, not in a fucking cemetery. Do not

1185
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 2: put me in a fucking cemetery. Like I swear to God,

1186
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: if I find out that I'm put in a goddamn

1187
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 2: cemetery when I die, all of you bitches are for

1188
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 2: real and ironically getting haunted because fuck that. Oh hell no.

1189
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 2: So I need to be like buried like in the

1190
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 2: middle of like a forest with a seed planted on

1191
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 2: top of me.

1192
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: I want to be buried like a dog who got

1193
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: head by a car. We have like a rock on top,

1194
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: roll me under there, and like yeah, put a rock

1195
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: on top so everybody remembers like that, it's like painted, Yeah,

1196
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: that's what I want, or like honestly, what I want

1197
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: is like I don't give a fuck. Like that's how

1198
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: I genuinely feel like, once I am dead, I don't

1199
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: give a fuck. That has actually nothing to do with me.

1200
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: How you choose to like treat my body after that

1201
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: is your fucking business. But actually, don't do an open

1202
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: casket because that's pushing it, because I got gonna look

1203
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: fucked up, Like, don't do that.

1204
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: I saw something that was really dark sighted and sad

1205
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: about someone's like mom talking like the daughter was like,

1206
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 2: I was I hate that, Like I saw my like

1207
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 2: sibling looking like that, like I would never want an

1208
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: open casket for myself. And then the mom said something

1209
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: like really dark sided and sad and like poetic, and

1210
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: was just like, well, like that's the last time I

1211
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 2: can hold her or something that I don't know. It

1212
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 2: wasn't it wasn't that gay, but it was like, really,

1213
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,479
Speaker 2: it was really deep.

1214
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: But this is a really morbid episode.

1215
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 2: Well I can talk about, oh, this is a good one.

1216
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 2: Those I don't know if.

1217
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna go sky diving and cut up my parachute.

1218
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 6: Okay.

1219
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all remember this, but those goddamn

1220
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 2: reversed songs genuinely had me feel like I was tapping

1221
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 2: into something like deeply sacred, like some like really esoteric

1222
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 2: like Illuminati level.

1223
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: Of knowledge, like backward songs.

1224
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 2: Dude, when they would reverse songs and it would be

1225
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 2: like it sounded like the mamonic chance, like that shit

1226
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 2: like really had me feeling like that requiem for a

1227
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 2: dream song. Let me play it like the hold on right.

1228
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: The things that make you think are so funny, Like

1229
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: I really can't make fun of you because I'm like

1230
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: headed down that same path. I think just like the

1231
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: older I get, Like I genuinely I used to be like,

1232
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a crazy old person. I think I'm

1233
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 1: going to be right there next to you because I'm

1234
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: losing it.

1235
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it. Like when I heard those nice songs,

1236
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 2: I legitimately always was like I'm putting the pieces together,

1237
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 2: like I'm solving deep, deep mysteries, Like oh that song

1238
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: is so fucking good though, but like the context of it.

1239
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 6: Wasn't it like a Beatles song that you play backwards.

1240
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 2: Let's look one up. Billie Eilish has one.

1241
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: In this video.

1242
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 2: Billy Eilish song kill It, Kill It, Scold the girl, Yeah,

1243
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 2: mumbling whisper noises, no way out, I wish to tell

1244
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 2: him I'm in hell way.

1245
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 1: M these never sat with me. They never like struck

1246
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: chord with me.

1247
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 2: This exact video proof of subliminal messages.

1248
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 6: And so.

1249
00:59:51,160 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 2: Now backwards okay, the Beatles one oh the people, now backwards,

1250
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: the war beside me, the people wore beside me. Okay.

1251
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 2: I shot John Lennon Yoko Uno kiss kiss kiss forward

1252
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 2: m hm.

1253
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: Okay. I thought, I just want to know, like who

1254
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: made this video, and like at what point were they

1255
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: just listening to songs and they were like I need

1256
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: to hear this back I.

1257
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 2: Need to hear a backward. I mean afx twin has

1258
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 2: always done some like really creepy ship like with his music,

1259
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: with like the visualizer, and.

1260
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: He's always done like good like he a lot of

1261
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: his beats he like will play backwards and like vocals

1262
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: will play backwards.

1263
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: And that's how you get that, like do do these

1264
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 2: samples his own music? He's really sick. Small artists y'all

1265
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 2: wouldn't know about him.

1266
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: I mean even FK Twigs did that in that one song,

1267
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: Like I can't think of the name.

1268
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever heard of Buyork?

1269
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 1: Who is that?

1270
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: She's like this small like musician that her music.

1271
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: Probably sounds like shit, Like I actually don't get a lock.

1272
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she's she makes good music, but like I

1273
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: feel like she's not known at all.

1274
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: Well I don't know her, so she must be nobody sis.

1275
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 2: Okay, last thing I want to talk about is Jalen

1276
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 2: Colbert making lamps out of our characters.

1277
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so awesome, like.

1278
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: So goded, literally so godd.

1279
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: And the last thing I want to talk about is

1280
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: these are my curses of the week.

1281
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, yeah, yeah, ya ya starting a news

1282
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 2: segment called Enya's Curse of the Week. It's a working title.

1283
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're working on it. But right now here are

1284
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: my hexes that I'm giving out to people. And this

1285
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: week I was going a little light. We've already had

1286
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: a morbid episode, so I'll keep it light. People who

1287
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: are rude to customer service workers, specifically the man who

1288
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: was rude and aggressive to my little sister, you will

1289
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: be perishing, and I am casting chaos and bloodshed onto

1290
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: your bloodline. Your children will have the most dark, sinister futures.

1291
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: They will perish. Everyone in your bloodline will have awful,

1292
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: awful lives. Etsy Spells yeah, I'm buying Etsy Spells for you.

1293
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: And then the men who stand too close to me

1294
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: in line at the airport, those are the people who

1295
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm cursing. I'm so sorry, but you will not be

1296
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: waking up tomorrow. M yeah, just something light.

1297
01:02:54,800 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: And also, and you found your address.

1298
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, I actually did.

1299
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 2: And you found your address, and you found all of

1300
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 2: your social.

1301
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: Man attacked my sister at her job. I found I

1302
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: know like that man will never see this, but trust

1303
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: and believe. I know your name, I know your address,

1304
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: I know your birthday, I know like where you live,

1305
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: I know where your children, I know how many Facebook

1306
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: I have everything, and you will perish and burn. And

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01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: if I see anybody, my new thing is bitch. I'm

1308
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: about to turn into fucking Zoro. I'm about to go

1309
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: out and find all you bitches who are rude to

1310
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: customer service workers because something is fucking wrong with you.

1311
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: You will perish, you will burn, you will fucking die.

1312
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 1: You will pay for your sins. You are better than nobody.

1313
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: You think you could just walk into an establishment and

1314
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 1: belittle somebody who's just trying to do their job, just

1315
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: like the fucking rest of us. They're just trying to

1316
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: live and work and fuck live a life, and you

1317
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: will die. You will have such a painful, painful.

1318
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 2: Because who am I supposed to yell at if I'm

1319
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 2: having a bad day? Not the nothing I always yell at.

1320
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: My waiters always smoke in their face.

1321
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: True, don't do that.

1322
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel like they like I can't even

1323
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 2: say it. Drew's cyap coiner. If your girl can change

1324
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 2: a tire and you can't, it's your job to scream

1325
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 2: doing sex.

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01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: That's good.

1327
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 2: You'll be having a good day. Then someone your age

1328
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 2: has their you'll be having a good day. Then someone

1329
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 2: your age announces they're buying out.

1330
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 7: Like literally, get the fun from dude, somebody like our

1331
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 7: age accomplishing anything and telling me.

1332
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 2: I'm like like, literally, get the fuck away from me. Actually,

1333
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 2: get the fuck away.

1334
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: From you're actually doing that? Like, what do you mean

1335
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:48,919
Speaker 1: am I supposed.

1336
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 2: To be doing that?

1337
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: Because I can't.

1338
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 2: Ugly bitches be like my dude's gotta be at least

1339
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 2: six to two. Bitch, you make me six to my

1340
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 2: stomach and then the last one. Sorry, I only talk

1341
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,959
Speaker 2: to people whose soul I recognize from a previous life.

1342
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 2: When I read that that truly resonated with me in

1343
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 2: a way that I like could not even like comprehend

1344
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 2: or verbalize, because like that's really what it is. Like

1345
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 2: every friend, every person I've ever interacted with that I

1346
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 2: have a long, meaningful relationship with, I know off the

1347
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: first I know their soul I know off of, like

1348
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 2: the first look I know off, the first couple of

1349
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 2: words I know off like just so many factors that

1350
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 2: are like bordering, like not even from this plane of existence.

1351
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: I also feel like there's that weird thing like we

1352
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: meet people sometimes too where I have a really good

1353
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: night with them and I genuinely want to hang out

1354
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: with them, but my soul isn't reaching for them the

1355
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: way I reach for other people, and it feels like

1356
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm building the foundation for my next life. And then

1357
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: when our souls intertwine, it'll be like, oh my god,

1358
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:56,439
Speaker 1: I feel like we've met. I won't be alive next week.

1359
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 2: I'm one one singular charmatic sight away from.

1360
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, never mind, Okay, thank you guys for watching.

1361
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 2: No, we haven't done media a bit.

1362
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh shit, sorry sorry sorry sorry.

1363
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 2: Well mine is lux aturna by Clint Mancell. Period just

1364
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 2: heard that.

1365
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 3: And then.

1366
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 2: What did I watch? I watched something. Oh, I watched

1367
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 2: Dysturbia that was really good. I watched the Borderlands movie

1368
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 2: that was a box office disaster. I thought it was

1369
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 2: gonna be like the worst movie I've ever seen, and

1370
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 2: it was very, very close to it. It wasn't fully

1371
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: there yet, but that's simply be because that's simply because

1372
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 2: it preyed upon my nostalgia and I love the border

1373
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 2: Land game games, so it was like okay for me,

1374
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 2: it's okay. And then I've been watching a lot of

1375
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 2: gay porn, just studying really like just like trying to

1376
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 2: understand that those choices.

1377
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's how I feel too. I'm like, why

1378
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: would you ever want to do this? I just kind

1379
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: of trying to understand Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham. I have

1380
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: listened to the.

1381
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 2: Smartis the penis go, like when it's guy on guy, Like,

1382
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: I really just need to know does it go inside

1383
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 2: the other penis?

1384
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? It kind of like opens up like an alien sucker.

1385
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 2: Oh, like who decides who's kids eaten?

1386
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: It's kind of like it's like how we were talking

1387
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: about past lives. When you like meet someone and it's

1388
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: like that's how it is just like on someone's No

1389
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: But My Media is Trouble by Lindsay Buckingham and Chasing

1390
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: Moving Trains by Roy Blair. That album fucking awesome and

1391
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 1: I've actually been listening to it a bunch.

1392
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 2: So she listened to it while getting ready this morning.

1393
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: Per And that's it for media.

1394
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 6: Oh do I get to do it this week? Hey,

1395
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 6: let's go. My media is porn. I love acting ry okay,

1396
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 6: jacking off the porn, okay.

1397
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 2: Jerking out the poor.

1398
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: Mm hmm