WEBVTT - Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, my father recently fell and lost some teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's doing fine now, but he's anxiously awaiting a

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<v Speaker 2>ten thousand dollars payout on his insurance claim to get

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<v Speaker 2>his teeth fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we give him.

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<v Speaker 2>A call and let him know that everything's screwed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe his teeth won't be perfect after all. This comes

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<v Speaker 2>from Michael. All right, well, Scary Jones is phone tapping

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<v Speaker 2>Michael's dad as the insurance company rep. Michael's gonna listen

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<v Speaker 2>in as we phone tap dad dad with the missing teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen it. Hello, I'm looking for mister Bimbphy.

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<v Speaker 3>Please who's calling?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Tom McKinley from Gimster's.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Tom, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling regarding your insurance claim?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? I so it knocked my feet out?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you knock your teeth out? That's why I'm calling.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened is I tripped, right, and when I show,

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<v Speaker 3>I sew face first and I hit the ground and

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<v Speaker 3>all my teeth fell out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The only problem is I called your office yesterday and

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<v Speaker 4>spoke to your son Michael, and he told me that

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't fall, that you got your teeth knocked out

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<v Speaker 4>from getting kicked in the face during horse play at

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<v Speaker 4>the office, which isn't covered under insurance.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know something, if there was horse play,

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't even be calling your people up. He's an idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>this kid, because he loves to drum up stories. I

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<v Speaker 3>have problems with him. Don't you understand.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand. I don't know your relationship. He is

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<v Speaker 4>your son, so it leads.

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<v Speaker 1>Me to believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me explain something to you. Yeah, you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys are going to give me a hard time over

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<v Speaker 3>this because you listen to a young idiot and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the guy that's fell and got hurt. I lost my teeth, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I still got I still got a damn Bruiser's just

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<v Speaker 3>killing me here.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm trying to understand why you would tell me

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<v Speaker 4>one thing and your son would say another.

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<v Speaker 3>Because my son is a moron. That's the problem. Because

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<v Speaker 3>BRING and him don't talk, and I have problems with him,

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<v Speaker 3>you understand.

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<v Speaker 1>So he wants to screw his old man out of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not looking for money. I'm looking to get my

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<v Speaker 3>face fixed my peep.

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<v Speaker 1>At this time, I'm gonna have to suspend this claim.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you better get down to the bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 3>The bottom of it is you can be hearing from

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<v Speaker 3>my lawyer Tommy. Okay, great, And then when my son

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<v Speaker 3>comes back, I'm gonna put him in a hospitble.

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<v Speaker 1>When I get him, and that claim won't be coverable either.

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<v Speaker 3>Quick that he's really pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Me to you lied to us, You fimmed a'm lion.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>You let's call my phone to get or anything.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm lyon.

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<v Speaker 3>Come to my office and see who's lying.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, Michael, all right, I'm gonna dial him back.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna talk, No, don't answer it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, hello, right now, you're on my list.

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<v Speaker 6>Boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you speak to some guy from insurance company yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you tell him I got kicked in the

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<v Speaker 3>face when I pulled me my belt? Well, Maddy's suspended.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't play mommy, Okay, why don't you say listen to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>My father's out here and I got the pahe on

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<v Speaker 5>the guy.

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<v Speaker 6>I forgot, forgot.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't take any of my personal messages.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you me all up here.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I gotta take a flown out for ten grand

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<v Speaker 5>to goth pay for this now right? Why do you

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<v Speaker 5>give anybody my personal information for? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I asked me questions, I answered him. You don't answer anything.

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<v Speaker 6>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>A guy in a federal ragent on the other side,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand you. I'm sorry, we don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you. Sorry. Sorry, ain't gonna cut it, baby, How

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<v Speaker 3>can I make it better? Let's play in the office, host,

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<v Speaker 3>Play in the office.

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<v Speaker 5>I got my get docked out in the office, horse player,

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<v Speaker 5>don't talk to me.

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<v Speaker 3>When you come back here, you're probably be on the street.

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<v Speaker 3>Lef Key's gonna be in a box, take your car,

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<v Speaker 3>get the bout of here, and don't come back no more.

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<v Speaker 3>That'sh it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there you are, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, there you are.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how you talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you don't give me any respect.

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<v Speaker 6>So let me explain something to you. Because if I

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<v Speaker 6>tell you something, okay, and you tell me you don't

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<v Speaker 6>believe me, that pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you you're a pathological liar?

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<v Speaker 6>Am I a pathical logical liar?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>No, are you because you display the qualities of a

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<v Speaker 4>pathological life.

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<v Speaker 6>I display the qualities of a pathical logical liar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I know your kind.

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<v Speaker 6>I know you know my kind. Come over here and

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<v Speaker 6>talk to me face to face and we'll see what

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<v Speaker 6>kind of kind I am. All right, because right now

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<v Speaker 6>I am pissed because my son is a shirk golf

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<v Speaker 6>of what he did yesterday. I had an argument with

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<v Speaker 6>him and this is his way of getting back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're trying to cover your tracks now right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not covering my tracks. You want to know something, Shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that won't be necessary because you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 6>You trick you, Thank you, dirty ridd.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 4>all participates.

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<v Speaker 6>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 6>the Morning Show