Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, my father recently fell and lost some teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh he's doing fine now, but he's anxiously awaiting a
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars payout on his insurance claim to get
Speaker 2: his teeth fixed.
Speaker 1: Why don't we give him.
Speaker 2: A call and let him know that everything's screwed up.
Speaker 2: Maybe his teeth won't be perfect after all. This comes
Speaker 2: from Michael. All right, well, Scary Jones is phone tapping
Speaker 2: Michael's dad as the insurance company rep. Michael's gonna listen
Speaker 2: in as we phone tap dad dad with the missing teeth.
Speaker 1: Listen it. Hello, I'm looking for mister Bimbphy.
Speaker 3: Please who's calling?
Speaker 1: This is Tom McKinley from Gimster's.
Speaker 3: Hey, Tom, what's up?
Speaker 1: I'm calling regarding your insurance claim?
Speaker 3: Right? I so it knocked my feet out?
Speaker 1: How did you knock your teeth out? That's why I'm calling.
Speaker 3: What happened is I tripped, right, and when I show,
Speaker 3: I sew face first and I hit the ground and
Speaker 3: all my teeth fell out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The only problem is I called your office yesterday and
Speaker 4: spoke to your son Michael, and he told me that
Speaker 4: you didn't fall, that you got your teeth knocked out
Speaker 4: from getting kicked in the face during horse play at
Speaker 4: the office, which isn't covered under insurance.
Speaker 3: You want to know something, if there was horse play,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even be calling your people up. He's an idiot,
Speaker 3: this kid, because he loves to drum up stories. I
Speaker 3: have problems with him. Don't you understand.
Speaker 4: I don't understand. I don't know your relationship. He is
Speaker 4: your son, so it leads.
Speaker 1: Me to believe.
Speaker 3: Let me explain something to you. Yeah, you know, you
Speaker 3: guys are going to give me a hard time over
Speaker 3: this because you listen to a young idiot and I'm
Speaker 3: the guy that's fell and got hurt. I lost my teeth, Okay,
Speaker 3: I still got I still got a damn Bruiser's just
Speaker 3: killing me here.
Speaker 4: But I'm trying to understand why you would tell me
Speaker 4: one thing and your son would say another.
Speaker 3: Because my son is a moron. That's the problem. Because
Speaker 3: BRING and him don't talk, and I have problems with him,
Speaker 3: you understand.
Speaker 1: So he wants to screw his old man out of money.
Speaker 3: I'm not looking for money. I'm looking to get my
Speaker 3: face fixed my peep.
Speaker 1: At this time, I'm gonna have to suspend this claim.
Speaker 3: Well, you better get down to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3: The bottom of it is you can be hearing from
Speaker 3: my lawyer Tommy. Okay, great, And then when my son
Speaker 3: comes back, I'm gonna put him in a hospitble.
Speaker 1: When I get him, and that claim won't be coverable either.
Speaker 3: Quick that he's really pissed.
Speaker 1: Me to you lied to us, You fimmed a'm lion.
Speaker 3: Let me tell yourself.
Speaker 5: You let's call my phone to get or anything.
Speaker 6: I'm lyon.
Speaker 3: Come to my office and see who's lying.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Michael, all right, I'm gonna dial him back.
Speaker 1: You're gonna talk, No, don't answer it.
Speaker 3: Hello, hello, right now, you're on my list.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 3: Did you speak to some guy from insurance company yesterday
Speaker 3: on the phone?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3: Why did you tell him I got kicked in the
Speaker 3: face when I pulled me my belt? Well, Maddy's suspended.
Speaker 3: Don't play mommy, Okay, why don't you say listen to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: My father's out here and I got the pahe on
Speaker 5: the guy.
Speaker 6: I forgot, forgot.
Speaker 3: Don't take any of my personal messages.
Speaker 6: Now you me all up here.
Speaker 5: Now, I gotta take a flown out for ten grand
Speaker 5: to goth pay for this now right? Why do you
Speaker 5: give anybody my personal information for? Okay?
Speaker 3: I asked me questions, I answered him. You don't answer anything.
Speaker 6: How do you know?
Speaker 3: A guy in a federal ragent on the other side,
Speaker 3: I don't understand you. I'm sorry, we don't want to
Speaker 3: tell you. Sorry. Sorry, ain't gonna cut it, baby, How
Speaker 3: can I make it better? Let's play in the office, host,
Speaker 3: Play in the office.
Speaker 5: I got my get docked out in the office, horse player,
Speaker 5: don't talk to me.
Speaker 3: When you come back here, you're probably be on the street.
Speaker 3: Lef Key's gonna be in a box, take your car,
Speaker 3: get the bout of here, and don't come back no more.
Speaker 3: That'sh it.
Speaker 1: Oh there you are, Okay.
Speaker 3: Listen, there you are.
Speaker 6: That's how you talk to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't give me any respect.
Speaker 6: So let me explain something to you. Because if I
Speaker 6: tell you something, okay, and you tell me you don't
Speaker 6: believe me, that pisses me off.
Speaker 1: Are you you're a pathological liar?
Speaker 6: Am I a pathical logical liar?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, are you because you display the qualities of a
Speaker 4: pathological life.
Speaker 6: I display the qualities of a pathical logical liar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know your kind.
Speaker 6: I know you know my kind. Come over here and
Speaker 6: talk to me face to face and we'll see what
Speaker 6: kind of kind I am. All right, because right now
Speaker 6: I am pissed because my son is a shirk golf
Speaker 6: of what he did yesterday. I had an argument with
Speaker 6: him and this is his way of getting back to me.
Speaker 1: Well, you're trying to cover your tracks now right.
Speaker 6: I'm not covering my tracks. You want to know something, Shirt.
Speaker 4: Well, that won't be necessary because you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 6: You trick you, Thank you, dirty ridd.
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