WEBVTT - Fingernails, Part 1

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind production of My

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Hey you welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick, and

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<v Speaker 1>today we're going to be embarking on part one of

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<v Speaker 1>an exploration of nails. Not nails like you hit with

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<v Speaker 1>the hammer, though I guess you could hit him with

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<v Speaker 1>the hammer, though that would be really bad. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the kind of nails on the human body. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking just the other day about how nails

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<v Speaker 1>are sort of the mascot for idleness, for human idleness,

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<v Speaker 1>because when humans are idle, what part of the body

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<v Speaker 1>is going to get the most attention? I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost always going to be the nail. Right, You're either

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<v Speaker 1>some people bite their nails. If you're not biting your nails,

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<v Speaker 1>you're often like looking at your nails and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>observing like oh, they're too long, or like, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of weird thing here. Perhaps this is idiosyncratics

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<v Speaker 1>psychology of mind, but but I think this is pretty common, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean even if you're not even looking at them,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just sort of feel them, like you're just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of feeling the edges of your nails and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>seem making sure everything's lined up there. For my own part,

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to find that I noticed him the most

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<v Speaker 1>when I am more in the more in the past. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>But if I was driving into work, I'd be stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in a light or something, and then I would notice

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<v Speaker 1>my nails and I would be and that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>would notice that I need to trim my nails. And

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<v Speaker 1>I would of course be in a position where I

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<v Speaker 1>really shouldn't be trimming my nails. Um. And then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the time, I'm not really noticing them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why the Good Lord made teeth. Well, yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that. Uh, that's not particularly my style, but

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of people do it. My cat

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<v Speaker 1>is a big, big fan. I'm also not a nail biter,

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<v Speaker 1>but I there are people very close to me who are,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have observed the behavior for many years up

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<v Speaker 1>close and with a lot of thoughts about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so much like our two episodes on Tomatoes last week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be a pair of episodes that that

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<v Speaker 1>that are going to get into some real weirdness. It's

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<v Speaker 1>and and so I urge you to stick with us,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you think, oh, fingernails, I have those. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear two episodes about it. But really,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think you do. And I think a

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<v Speaker 1>great place to start would be just to just touch

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<v Speaker 1>on sort of the the obvious, weird aspects of our fingernails.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about this today because they're they're obviously living.

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<v Speaker 1>They are, you know, they're part of our body, and

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<v Speaker 1>yet they're not living in a way right there, like

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<v Speaker 1>these things these like little uh you know, almost like

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<v Speaker 1>like stones that come out of our our fingers, right, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we think of ourselves as non clawed animals.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is a pretty common intuitive grouping of

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<v Speaker 1>animals that people make, is like the kind with teeth

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<v Speaker 1>and claws and the kind without, And a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them have teeth and claws because you got to it's

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<v Speaker 1>a hard world out there. But humans, you know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got tools, and we've got social relationships and we've got

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<v Speaker 1>language and all that, so we don't really need claws,

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<v Speaker 1>but we kind of do, because we kind of do

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<v Speaker 1>have claws, and nails are not super formidable in a

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<v Speaker 1>claw sense, but they're kind of claw like. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about how they're define Our nails are definitely functional,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get into a lot of those functions as

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<v Speaker 1>we progress here. They do play a very real role

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<v Speaker 1>in our lives and yet on the same time, at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time, they're very ornamental, so that their condition

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<v Speaker 1>and their upkeep inevitably communicate something about ourselves to the world.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, um, we we can't help but think about

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<v Speaker 1>our own nails at times when we're encountering other people,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it or not, you're gonna notice other people's nails.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they Are they all done up? Are they bright

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<v Speaker 1>and colorful? Are they? Are they really making a statement?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they? Are they kind of grimy? Are they you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they spotted with paint? Did they show where? And tear? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>These are these are some of the things that are

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<v Speaker 1>nails communicate and and it's it's it's like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>having a bad hair day or your hair is weird

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason, you know, you can put on a

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<v Speaker 1>cap and that's in many circumstances, and you know you

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<v Speaker 1>can kind of get by. But a bad nail day

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<v Speaker 1>or bad bad nail days or months or what have you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's often kind of difficult to ignore, but on both sides, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you can wear gloves everywhere, but that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>communicate something else entirely. You're gonna look like you're ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do some strangling a Bond villain or something, right,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, there actually is another type of nail

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't get to that has always stood out

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind ever since I saw this movie when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little kid, Which are the cyborg nails

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<v Speaker 1>in Paul Verehoven's Total Recall. Do you remember the lady

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<v Speaker 1>who has nails that she's like touching with the stylist

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<v Speaker 1>from her computer, And wouldn't they invent that? Yeah? And

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<v Speaker 1>for for the time being, we're just left with with paints, right, um.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll get into the use of paints and other

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<v Speaker 1>ornamental techniques on our nails as well in these episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>because ultimately, yeah, these these nails that we have, um,

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<v Speaker 1>are kind of at this intersection of so many different

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<v Speaker 1>aspects of the human condition. And if you look close enough,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you go far back into prehistory or or

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<v Speaker 1>look around the world at different cultural treatments of nails, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's far more strangeness and magic and religious significance than

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<v Speaker 1>than people might expect, especially if you're just an American

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<v Speaker 1>who just kind of clips them into the trash can.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we should start with a quick look at

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<v Speaker 1>the anatomy of a nail. And now we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to go super deep on this, but the simple version

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<v Speaker 1>is that you've got the hard part of the nail.

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<v Speaker 1>This plays to fingernails and to nails. The hard part

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<v Speaker 1>of the nail is known as the nail plate, and

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<v Speaker 1>the nail plate is made out of these compressed layers

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<v Speaker 1>of former epidermal skin cells that have been caratonized. Caratonized

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<v Speaker 1>as kind of it's your body doing two skin cells

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<v Speaker 1>what Medusa does to people who invade her garden of rocks. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's it's filling the cells with keratin, which

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<v Speaker 1>is this tough, fibrous protective protein that makes up not

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<v Speaker 1>only the nails but also the hair and uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>keratin is found in living skin cells as well. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the keratinized cells in the nail plate make it

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<v Speaker 1>not only tough, but relatively flexible and translucent. And the

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<v Speaker 1>translucent quality of the nails is I think it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most interesting things about them. If you look close,

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<v Speaker 1>you can kind of see through it to the flesh underneath,

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<v Speaker 1>and then to the capillary blood flow under that. If

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it long enough, it might start to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little creepy. Yeah, because because there's the sense

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<v Speaker 1>that the nail is strong. We know the nail is

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<v Speaker 1>is strong, and yet the flesh that we see through

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<v Speaker 1>that nail window looks very you know, soft and delicate

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<v Speaker 1>and and and we all often know from experience that

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<v Speaker 1>it is very sensitive under there. Absolutely, it's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a window through your skin, but like a frosted

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<v Speaker 1>glass window, you know, not exactly a transparent, but translucent.

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<v Speaker 1>But so where does the nail plate come from. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it comes from the nail matrix, which is found at

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<v Speaker 1>the base of the nail, and this is sort of

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<v Speaker 1>the cellular factory. It turns out new nail plate through

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<v Speaker 1>cell division over time, and as new cells form at

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<v Speaker 1>the base of the nail, it pushes the old nail

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<v Speaker 1>out from the root, which is why nails grow. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting to note that there are nails are actually

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<v Speaker 1>composed of three layers of that fibrous composite keratin, and

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<v Speaker 1>and this is of course a fibrous protein like we

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<v Speaker 1>said it's found in hair and feathers and hoofs, claws

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<v Speaker 1>and horns. Uh. But I was looking a little deeper

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<v Speaker 1>into just the with the structural integrity of the nail,

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<v Speaker 1>and I read an article from back in two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>four that was published an Experimental Biology by fairn at

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<v Speaker 1>All in which the researchers quote examine the structure and

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<v Speaker 1>fracture properties of human fingernails to determine how they resist

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<v Speaker 1>bending forces while preventing fractors running longitudinally in the nail bed.

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<v Speaker 1>So we we've all cracked a nail before. I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a fingernail than a toe nail. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>quick thing for me. Yeah, um, and it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know it's it's a wonderful thing that we

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<v Speaker 1>tend to see far more latitudinal cracks uh than the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>In other words, cracks tend to be more or less

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<v Speaker 1>parallel to the edge of the nail as opposed to

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<v Speaker 1>straight up the middle, which would obviously be far more traumatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to say it doesn't occur, but um, but generally

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have one that's going across the nail. So

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<v Speaker 1>that means that our nails are an isotropic, meaning the

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<v Speaker 1>material has a different value when measured in different directions.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is much like wood, you know, which is

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<v Speaker 1>stronger along the grain, or like meat, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>direction in which you slice a piece of meat makes

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<v Speaker 1>a difference in how tender it is. Uh. The same

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<v Speaker 1>thing would probably be true of your nails, right, Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly what they ended up doing in this experiment,

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<v Speaker 1>like tested like cutting on nails, uh, not living the nails.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe they were. They were trimmings that they used

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<v Speaker 1>in the experiment. But basically there are long, narrow cells

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<v Speaker 1>in the thick intermediate layer, while tile like cells in

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<v Speaker 1>the thinner dorsal and ventral layers increase bending strength and

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<v Speaker 1>prevents cracking from forming. Well, that's very nice, and really

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<v Speaker 1>all this lines up with just the way that we

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<v Speaker 1>tend to use our nails, uh, scraping, prying, tweezing. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever tried to use your fingernails as a screwdriver,

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<v Speaker 1>you've hit up on some of the design limitations, but

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<v Speaker 1>also some of the flexibility of the nail. You'll find

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<v Speaker 1>that uh, yeah, if you're just pressing on something, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to like dig something out of your own skin,

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<v Speaker 1>And you probably shouldn't do that, but if you are,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll find that you have a fair amount of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>um of pressure you can exert on that nail. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you start trying to go side to side

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<v Speaker 1>with a with the head of a screw, you're gonna find, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really rigid enough to turn the screw. But fortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, um, it's not so brittle that

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<v Speaker 1>I just ripped my nail to pieces when I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>and failing to do that. Oh. I've never thought to

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<v Speaker 1>put it into words like that, but you're absolutely right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like twisting pressure on the nail does not feel as

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<v Speaker 1>as comfortable and easy as regular like tweezing or pressing

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<v Speaker 1>pressure is. Yeah, I mean not to say you can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn a nail. I mean turn a screw a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit with your nail. But I think you'll find that

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<v Speaker 1>if when it gets to the nitty gritty of trying

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<v Speaker 1>to actually put some force into the rotation of the screw,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to realize that you should probably stop what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing and get an actual screwdriver. Now, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting contradiction a sort of psychological contradiction that comes

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<v Speaker 1>with the nails, which is that they're the parts of

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<v Speaker 1>our body that should be the toughest, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>ones we would put out front as as defensive parts,

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<v Speaker 1>the teeth, the nails. There there are defense mechanism. But

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<v Speaker 1>one thing you've noticed if you if you ever tried

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<v Speaker 1>to trim a dog's toe nails, is that they generally

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<v Speaker 1>do not like this at all. They do not want

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<v Speaker 1>their toe nails to be messed with, even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>the hardest part of their body. You can mess around

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<v Speaker 1>with the soft parts of their body. They're usually fine

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<v Speaker 1>with it, but you start going in for the nails

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<v Speaker 1>and they get all squirmy and say, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>clatter around on the floor forever. Uh, And you will

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<v Speaker 1>not get a chance to do this. And there's actually

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<v Speaker 1>a similar kind of contradiction I think that goes on

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<v Speaker 1>in human psychology because think about all of the horrifying

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<v Speaker 1>images that people You know, they occur in movies, of course, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they're practiced in reality, and they all probably just

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<v Speaker 1>occur to us naturally. When you imagine something bad happening

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<v Speaker 1>to your nails or your teeth, it's like a particular

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<v Speaker 1>kind of vulnerability obsession. Yeah, and and I should add,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't want to hear about any of this,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, feel free to skip, like maybe you know,

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<v Speaker 1>ten fifteen, twenty seconds. But we're not gonna dwell on

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<v Speaker 1>this long or in great detail. But but yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>should be noted that fingernail based torture goes back quite

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<v Speaker 1>a ways given the delicacy. And certainly there are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of nerves in our fingers and the nail actually

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<v Speaker 1>makes our finger more sensitive, which is something that that

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't really thought about before, but this was pointed

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<v Speaker 1>out by Evan Writer, assistant professor in the Ronald O.

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<v Speaker 1>Pearlman Department of Dermatology, n y U langon health, quoted

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<v Speaker 1>in a Mental Floss article by Jordan Rosenfeld from two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand eighteen. Yeah, the way I've read it put is

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<v Speaker 1>that the by providing a counter pressure to your fingertip,

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<v Speaker 1>it gives you special sensitivity in the skin cells in

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<v Speaker 1>your fingertip that wouldn't be there otherwise. Yeah, which is

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<v Speaker 1>something to keep in mind the next time you have

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of issue with your nails where you find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself asking that question, why do I have these What

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<v Speaker 1>is what good are these nails doing me when they're

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<v Speaker 1>causing me so much discomfort right now? UM I know,

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<v Speaker 1>for for my own part, I in the past had

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<v Speaker 1>ingrown toenails on both of my my big toes and

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<v Speaker 1>uh and had to have the thing where the the

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<v Speaker 1>the pediatrists goes in and like removes a section of

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<v Speaker 1>the toenail and kills the nail bed underneath it, um

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<v Speaker 1>to to prevent that kind of thing from happening. And

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of get the impression that this is not

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<v Speaker 1>all that uncommon because I have other friends who we

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<v Speaker 1>we've compared toes and we're like, oh, yeah, you had

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing done. Well, I'm sorry you had to

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<v Speaker 1>endure that, Robert. But I also do find it quite

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<v Speaker 1>amusing that you have you have toe parties with your friends. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I have to say that the procedure is

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<v Speaker 1>far preferable to an ingrown toenail. Uh. So if if

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<v Speaker 1>you uh, you know, if you're having issues like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should definitely try and get some some help

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<v Speaker 1>with it. That is not yourself toying around and trying

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<v Speaker 1>to perform some sort of amateur surgery on yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, because that's only going to result in more pain. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of which, I have to admit that I did

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<v Speaker 1>not have the stomach to really dive into this topic

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<v Speaker 1>of of nail torture in depth. I know there's a book,

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<v Speaker 1>famous book by George Riley Scott, The History of Torture

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the Ages, and I skimmed that a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and quickly realized that my eyes were a little bigger

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<v Speaker 1>than my stomach on that one. Um. But basically you

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of accounts of de nailing in there,

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<v Speaker 1>either by just pulling the nails out or by first

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<v Speaker 1>using the insertion of a red hot nail beneath the

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<v Speaker 1>fingernail is a precursor to de nailing. George Riley Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, also wrote a history of prostitution in

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<v Speaker 1>the early twentieth century that I understand was one of

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<v Speaker 1>one of, if not the first histories of prostitution that

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<v Speaker 1>was not like, it was not coming from a super

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<v Speaker 1>judgmental standpoint, like a moralizing standpoint. Uh. Well, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're done with the nail torture that others inflict

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<v Speaker 1>on us, I think at this point. But let's come

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<v Speaker 1>back to that other form of sort of nail punishment

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<v Speaker 1>that we sometimes do it to ourselves nail biting. Oh yeah, So,

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<v Speaker 1>as I said before, I am not a habitual nail biter,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have observed a bunch of it up close

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<v Speaker 1>over the years, and so I don't know, I've I've

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like mused on it for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>So habitual nail biting is known clinically as on ecophagia,

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<v Speaker 1>and and studies have found somewhere between maybe twenty to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty percent of people in total do it, though it

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<v Speaker 1>varies a lot by age. UM. So the twenty to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty percent figure comes from a study published in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen and the Journal of Dermatological Treatment by Pierre Halte

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<v Speaker 1>at All. But according to some sources, nail biding peaks

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<v Speaker 1>in early years, especially in teenage years, with some estimates

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<v Speaker 1>as high as forty five percent of teenagers doing it regularly,

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<v Speaker 1>which sounds very high. But then again, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what teenagers do. I do have to come

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<v Speaker 1>back to um the name of the habitual nail biding though,

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<v Speaker 1>because the uh, the actual meaning of that is is

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<v Speaker 1>the eating of of fingernails, right, I mean it, which

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<v Speaker 1>is not actually what's going on right, at least not

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<v Speaker 1>in most cases. I don't know, maybe who knows what

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<v Speaker 1>some people swallow, but yeah, phagia, that's you know, that's

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<v Speaker 1>used in the terms for the eating of all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of things. Into phagia is the eating of insects and

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<v Speaker 1>so forth, copper phage. We don't need to get into

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<v Speaker 1>hog eating of hogs, of great sandwiches. But even if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not swallowing the nails own, acophagia can have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of negative consequences. For one thing, that your nails

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<v Speaker 1>are very dirty. They are sort of a hot spot

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<v Speaker 1>for bacteria on your body, and uh, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>was reading several articles about this. One thing I was

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<v Speaker 1>reading was an article in The Verge by Alessandra Potenza,

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<v Speaker 1>and the author here pointed out that nail biding can

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<v Speaker 1>also have dental consequences. So she pointed to some dental

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<v Speaker 1>health blogs that I was looking at. Several of these

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<v Speaker 1>had dentists citing an estimate from the Academy of General

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<v Speaker 1>Dentistry that quote, nail biding can result in up to

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand dollars in additional dental bills over one lifetime

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<v Speaker 1>because there are a number of reasons. But apparently it's

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<v Speaker 1>not good for your teeth to be chewing too much

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<v Speaker 1>in any case, and it's especially not good to be

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<v Speaker 1>always putting chewing pressure down with your front teeth. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it, that's not normally how you chew. Normally,

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<v Speaker 1>you chew kind of like with the pressing of your

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<v Speaker 1>back teeth, But when you're biting with your nails, you're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of aligning your jaw in a strange way to

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<v Speaker 1>bring your front teeth together and turn them into clippers.

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<v Speaker 1>But beyond that, there's also just the the exchange of

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria from one place to the other and it and

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<v Speaker 1>it actually does go both ways. So you're getting bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>from under your fingernails and your fingertips into your mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're also getting bacteria from your mouth under your fingernails,

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<v Speaker 1>which can cause infections there. And apparently it can be

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<v Speaker 1>bad both ways. Yeah, so there's really no upside to

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. Um, obviously just stopping is easier said than done.

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<v Speaker 1>But but but yeah, from from a purely health standpoint, um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's best to stay away from it. But that leads

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<v Speaker 1>to the interesting question of why we bite our nails

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<v Speaker 1>in the first place, and why some people, especially in

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<v Speaker 1>engage in oh nicophagia like the the habitual repetitive biting

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<v Speaker 1>of the nails. I was reading an interesting article about

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<v Speaker 1>this in Fox by the science writer Joseph Stromberg, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he cites that there were several early theories on

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<v Speaker 1>nail biting, of course, before we had modern psychology. One

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<v Speaker 1>of course was Freud, and Freud grouped nail biting as

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<v Speaker 1>one of the obsessions that fell under the oral receptive personality.

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<v Speaker 1>And in Freudian theory, the idea was that if a

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<v Speaker 1>if a child nursed too much during infancy, they would

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<v Speaker 1>grow up to have this oral fixation, the oral receptive fixation,

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<v Speaker 1>which caused them to always like chew on their nails

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<v Speaker 1>and like put objects in their mouth. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of people who are always like putting a stick

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<v Speaker 1>in their mouth or something. But again, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Freudian is um. There's no real evidence for this,

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<v Speaker 1>and as far as I could tell, there's never been

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<v Speaker 1>any evidence that's turned up that there's any connection whatsoever

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<v Speaker 1>between nursing in early childhood and and so called oral fixations.

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<v Speaker 1>Did seems to be another one of those things that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Freud kind of said it, but there's no

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<v Speaker 1>reason to believe it's true unless you're one of those

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<v Speaker 1>people that has one of those bumper stickers that says

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<v Speaker 1>Freud said it, I believe it. That settled it. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>More recently, nail biting has been listed in the d

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<v Speaker 1>s M as a form of o c D of

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<v Speaker 1>obsessive compulsive disorder, but not all experts agreed that this

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<v Speaker 1>is the best categorization for it, as not all forms

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<v Speaker 1>of nail biting or universally considered really obsessive um. And

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<v Speaker 1>so another theory has emerged that nail biting is sort

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<v Speaker 1>of a form of emotion regulation. Just one example of

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<v Speaker 1>this is a study from published in the Journal of

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<v Speaker 1>Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry by Sarah Roberts at All

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<v Speaker 1>called the Impact of Emotions on Body focused Repetitive Behaviors

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<v Speaker 1>Evidence from a non treatment seeking sample. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>a whole class of behaviors that body focused repetitive behaviors

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<v Speaker 1>that can involve nail biting, hair pulling, you know, various

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<v Speaker 1>things that were sort of often grooming related, skin picking,

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. And so in this study they

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<v Speaker 1>tested people in several different kinds of scenarios that we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to elicit certain emotional reactions. One was a frustration situation,

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<v Speaker 1>in which subjects would be given a difficult job to

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<v Speaker 1>do that that could not possibly be done in the

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<v Speaker 1>time they were given to do it. Um. Another one

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<v Speaker 1>was a boredom scenario where people were left in a

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<v Speaker 1>room with nothing to do. Another one was an anxiety

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<v Speaker 1>scenario where they were asked to watch an extremely terrifying

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<v Speaker 1>movie scene. I think it was a plane crash scene

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<v Speaker 1>from the movie Alive. I've never seen it. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the one where the soccer players give resort to cannibalism? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one based on true occurrences, But but certainly

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<v Speaker 1>is notable for having just a very terrifying and at

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<v Speaker 1>least at the time, very convincing airplane crash scene. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure how it holds up today, but I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>it holds up pretty well. And then finally, there was

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<v Speaker 1>a relaxation condition where they're watching a video. They're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in a nice comfy chair and they're watching video of

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<v Speaker 1>a pleasant beach scene. That's nice too. I like that

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<v Speaker 1>movie a lot. What makes you wonder I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the video, Like, how exactly relaxing is

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<v Speaker 1>the speech? What if you're looking at the beach and

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<v Speaker 1>thinking like, Ooh, I don't know, sharks. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you could, um it certainly remind there are these wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>videos called moving Art that you can find on I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're on Netflix, and they're basically that kind of vibe,

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<v Speaker 1>like really soothing ambient music. Um and then these just

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful scenes of things like beaches or mountains and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>wildlife depending on what the theme of the episode is.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's some great nap timefair Oh nice. Uh well

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, so the results of the study were basically

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<v Speaker 1>that observed behaviors in reported desire to bite the nails

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<v Speaker 1>and engage in these repetitive body focused behaviors. It singled

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<v Speaker 1>out to sit stuations especially which were stress and boredom

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<v Speaker 1>and uh. In Stromberg's article, he quotes Fred Penzel, who's

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<v Speaker 1>a psychologist who helps patients who deal with nail biting,

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<v Speaker 1>and Penzel says of people in these conditions, quote, when

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<v Speaker 1>they're under stimulated, the behavior provides stimulation, and when they're

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<v Speaker 1>over stimulated, it actually helps them calm down and he

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<v Speaker 1>compares it to nicotine actually, with the idea that the

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<v Speaker 1>nicotine and cigarettes can sort of be a stimulant when

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<v Speaker 1>you are under stimulated, and it can be a relaxant

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<v Speaker 1>when you are over stimulated. Uh So, another question is

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<v Speaker 1>how do you quit if you if you're a nail

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<v Speaker 1>biter and you want to stop. I've read several ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>One of course, is just trying to replace nail biting

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<v Speaker 1>with an incompatible alternative activity. So in situations where you

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<v Speaker 1>might find yourself biting your nails, have something that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing with your hands that you know you can't bite

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<v Speaker 1>your nails at the same time, or alternately, I've read

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<v Speaker 1>people say, hey, just work of or put tape over

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<v Speaker 1>the ends of your fingers. There's even there are even

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<v Speaker 1>companies that make especially tailored, nasty tasting, clear nail polish

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<v Speaker 1>so that if you put your fingers in your mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>that is disgusting. All right, on that note, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a quick break, but we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank Alright, we're back. So we're talking about nails. And

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<v Speaker 1>one question that I find myself thinking about when when

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'm bored or idle and I start staring at

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<v Speaker 1>my own nails is how fast exactly do these suckers grow? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there is an answer to this, and it varies from

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<v Speaker 1>not not only from person to person, but throughout a

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<v Speaker 1>person's lifetime. But an average figure that's often cited is

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<v Speaker 1>that fingernails tend to grow about zero point one millimeters

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<v Speaker 1>per day one tenth of a millimeter per day. So

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<v Speaker 1>at this rate, if you wanted to grow nails as

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<v Speaker 1>long as a six meter saltwater crocodile, it would take

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<v Speaker 1>about sixty thousand days or about a hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 1>four years. But unfortunately, even if you could live that long,

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:06.680
<v Speaker 1>your nails would probably not keep growing at such a

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<v Speaker 1>dependable rate indefinitely. And one of the great studies in

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<v Speaker 1>the history of fingernail research is actually uh something that

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.400
<v Speaker 1>contributes to our understanding of this fact. And it's something

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:21.600
<v Speaker 1>that's also in the spirit of Albert Hofman with LSD

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>or Barry Marshall, the guy who put a Helicobacter pylori

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:27.639
<v Speaker 1>in his in his stomach to prove that it was

0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:30.440
<v Speaker 1>the cause of ulcers rather than say stress or acidic

0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 1>foods uh it. It is a bold act of self experimentation,

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and I will say, an astonishing feat of commitment over time.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the story of a doctor named William Bean.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, so, Dr William B. Bean was a

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<v Speaker 1>physician in a medical historian who lived from nineteen o

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<v Speaker 1>nine to nineteen eighty nine, and he taught medicine at

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the University of Iowa College of Medicine and the University

0:24:57.280 --> 0:25:01.360
<v Speaker 1>of Texas in Galveston. In a into his medical practice

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and his teaching and his research, William Bean was a

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 1>prolific writer, and I think it's worth saying that he

0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:11.440
<v Speaker 1>was also an unusually good writer. An example that I

0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 1>saw pointed out in a paper on Bean's life was

0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 1>a passage that I'm about to read, which which he

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 1>wrote simply praising the virtues of books for the dedication

0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>of a library. And I just thought this was so lovely. So, Robert,

0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 1>do you mind if I read this here? Bean wrote,

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Books remind us of friendship. They lead us to equanimity

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 1>and peace, at least peace of mind. They help us

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>maintain our individuality without the austere and crushing loneliness of

0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 1>those who love only themselves. The wisdom we gain from

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>books leads us to act as though we were building

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 1>our ideas for eternity, mindful that the nature of life

0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.959
<v Speaker 1>and death are so ordered that we and our works

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 1>are fleeting and falling grains of sand in the hour

0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 1>glass of time. If we can avoid the apathy of

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:02.639
<v Speaker 1>those who claim to know that nothing matters, and the

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>sheer folly of those who know that they personally matter immensely,

0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:10.600
<v Speaker 1>we shall have been worthy successors to that silent company

0:26:10.680 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 1>of physicians, our medical forebears, whose spirits watch over us here.

0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Through the careful and scholarly making and the wise use

0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 1>of books and libraries, they build our great tradition. By

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>following them, we must add to it, as physicians, wise

0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 1>and humble in the care, the comfort, and sometimes in

0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the cure of our fellows, in their sickness and in

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>their sorrow. Oh, that is beautiful. And he actually brings

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.919
<v Speaker 1>some of this uh, some of this thoughtful writing spirit

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 1>to his scientific papers. So this really remarkable self experiment

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>that William being carried out is revealed by the title

0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:50.040
<v Speaker 1>of a paper that he published in nineteen eighty and

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 1>the Archives of Internal Medicine called Nail Growth thirty five

0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:59.879
<v Speaker 1>years of observation. That is dedication. And yes, so that

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 1>is correct, You are understanding the title correctly. There William

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Being meticulously tracked the rate of his own nail growth

0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>for thirty five years, beginning sometime in the early nineteen forties,

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:16.159
<v Speaker 1>I think even as earliest nineteen forty one, and he

0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 1>published his findings in a series of scientific articles, the

0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 1>first of which appeared in nineteen fifty three and all

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:24.119
<v Speaker 1>the way up until nineteen eighty. I think the one

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.920
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty was the last one. So thinking about

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>this problem, I immediately would have a question, which is,

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:33.840
<v Speaker 1>how exactly do you track how much your nails grow? Right? Like,

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 1>you can look at your nail and I don't know,

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.679
<v Speaker 1>it looks this long today. But uh like if if

0:27:39.760 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 1>you clip them eventually or if something comes off of them,

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.000
<v Speaker 1>how do you know how much it has grown? Yeah?

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I know when when when you brought up this study, Like,

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 1>the first thing that comes to mind is some is

0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>like a bearded professor type who has one hand that

0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>has those big, long spiral fingernails up. No, he didn't

0:27:57.800 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 1>do that, uh he know, but he did find an

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.879
<v Speaker 1>interesting way. Being actually explains in this paper that there

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 1>are a number of ways to track the growth of

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:09.920
<v Speaker 1>your nails. Uh and this is his method quote. I

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 1>make an indentation with the little file commonly employed to

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 1>open small glass vials. On the first day of each month.

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I file a transverse groove just at the edge of

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>the free margin of the cuticle, being careful not to

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 1>push it back or interfere with it. Within a week

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 1>or two after marking the nail, the end is recorded

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 1>when the mark has just reached the free margin of

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:36.360
<v Speaker 1>the nail exactly one point four or five centimeters from

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>the start. Early in my observations, I measured nail clippings

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 1>by linear growth than by weight. With careful calculations, I

0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>found that anywhere from to more than fifty percent of

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 1>the nail had been used up by unnoticed attrition. Not

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 1>only does the length of the nail wear away, but

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 1>the dorsal surface also wears down. If a fingernail is

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:03.360
<v Speaker 1>trimmed with scissors and not filed, sharp angles can be felt.

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Since scissors simply takes away bites without filing, these sharp

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>points disappear in a day or two from unnoticed wear

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and tear. Uh And I found this very interesting. So,

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 1>even apart from clipping being observes that somewhere between a

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 1>quarter and a half of the mass of the nail

0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>just vanishes over time through regular wear and tear. Yeah,

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it's we we easily take these these tools that

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:33.680
<v Speaker 1>are fingernails for granted, because we use them all the

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>time to varying degrees to interact with the world around us.

0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>But they are self replenishing, you know, unlike the various

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:47.320
<v Speaker 1>real tools we use on the on the on natural materials. Uh,

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 1>those we inevitably have to replace as they wear out. Yeah,

0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 1>it absolutely makes logical sense, but it's it's just hard

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>to square that with my experience because I feel like

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I never notice my my fingernails just being were in

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a way, but obviously it happens a lot. Yeah. I

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 1>mean it's like, like you say, if nothing else, you'll

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 1>notice that that the sharp edge will go away, Um,

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty quickly on its own, even if you

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 1>don't file them. Isn't that interesting? Yeah? Uh? And I

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 1>also want to note Bean's dedication to accuracy and control,

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>since he notes that at one point to make sure

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>that the cuticle itself was not advancing or receding unnoticed

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 1>of course, because you know, if the cuticle was moving,

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>that would change how his measurements were happening with the

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 1>with the file in the nail plate. Uh. Just to

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>make sure the cuticle wasn't moving, Being made a tattoo

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 1>in his thumbnail to use as a benchmark. What a

0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 1>little more on his on his method. This is a

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>quote from an earlier paper by Being, which was reproduced

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 1>in a Discover magazine article on him. I was reading

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:51.479
<v Speaker 1>so being wrights quote. When I first began to measure

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the rate of nail growth, I scored marks on all

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>my nails. Within a few months, I found that each

0:30:57.800 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 1>nail had its own pace. This was clearly distinguishable, even

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 1>by the rather crude method that I used. Some nails

0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 1>grew rapidly, some in an intermediate phase, less rapidly, and

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 1>some slowly. The differences were small, but regular. There was

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>consistency in the variation. So if I applied a ratio,

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I could tell by measuring one nail what the others

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 1>were doing. And this I did on several occasions. In

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 1>simple terms, toenails grew more slowly than nails of the hand,

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 1>and the nail of the middle finger grows more rapidly

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:37.200
<v Speaker 1>than the nails of either the thumb or the little finger.

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Or the other two middle fingers interact. So the middle

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 1>finger is the one that he found to uh to

0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>grow the fastest. Yes, and this is a finding that

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>has been reproduced in other studies that I'll mention in

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 1>a minute. It is surprisingly interesting. Yeah, I would have

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.960
<v Speaker 1>guessed the index finger just thinking about like the way

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>that I interact with things with my finger. Now, I

0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>would think, well, that's the one you're most likely. You know,

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 1>you see some sort of strange film on a window

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 1>or something, you need to scratch at it, You're going

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 1>to use your index surely. Uh So that's that's that's interesting. Yeah, yeah,

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it is um And we'll get to possible explanations for

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 1>this difference in in just a bit here, but I

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>want to read being summary of his paper from from night.

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 1>He says, quote, a thirty five year observation of the

0:32:20.760 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 1>growth of my nails indicates the slowing of growth with

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 1>increasing age. The average daily growth of the left thumbnail,

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 1>for instance, has varied from zero point one twenty three

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>millimeters a day during the first part of the study

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 1>when I was thirty two years of age, to zero

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 1>point zero nine five millimeters a day at the age

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 1>of sixty seven and uh, and pursuing that line of

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 1>thought a little further, he actually does get strangely thoughtful

0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and melancholy about it, or maybe not melancholy, at least

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>there there's a kind of haunting and beautiful passage, or

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>at least unusually so for a medical journal paper. And

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.680
<v Speaker 1>so this is my last quote from and he writes.

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<v Speaker 1>The kind of pleasure and understanding that I get from

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 1>studying natural history has long vanished from most contemporary teaching

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:12.840
<v Speaker 1>institutions that have become part of intensive care units, which

0:33:12.880 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>are supposed to save the residual intellectual machinery of medical students.

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.640
<v Speaker 1>The teeming mass of hope and pain, technical virtuosity, and

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>depersonalization called a health center delivers packets of what is

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 1>termed medical care. The capacity to look remains, but the

0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:36.000
<v Speaker 1>capacity to see has all but vanished. Teachers and students

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>forget that the ability to palpate is not the same

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>as the ability to feel. As a gentle countercurrent, I

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>set forth here this most recent five year installment of

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.000
<v Speaker 1>the observations of the growth of my left thumbnail. It

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 1>is a very long record of the growth of human

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 1>deciduous tissue. Its duration has little precedent in clinical medicine

0:33:57.200 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 1>or human natural history. Still, the nail provides a slowly

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>moving keratin chimograph that measures age on the inexorable absissa

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:11.879
<v Speaker 1>of time. So there's something actually strangely profound going on here,

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 1>which is by meticulously measuring the slowing of the growth

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 1>of his fingernails over time, he's actually watching his body

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:26.799
<v Speaker 1>become less cellularly productive every single year as the circulation

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 1>slows down. As that's one probable, at least partial explanation

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 1>for it. As the body grows older, it becomes less

0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 1>efficient at producing new cells. Uh, the fingernail growth just

0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:41.320
<v Speaker 1>slows and slows, and he's measuring it in such minute

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:44.240
<v Speaker 1>detail that he can see it happen month by month

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:47.239
<v Speaker 1>as the body says, all right, we are we're going

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:50.040
<v Speaker 1>to slow down on nail production, but we're all in

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:54.399
<v Speaker 1>on ear hair. My god, I would love to read

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 1>a William Bean study on his ear hair. I think

0:34:57.120 --> 0:35:00.160
<v Speaker 1>it would be so lovely. All right, So that was

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:02.400
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty, But we're gonna take a quick break. But

0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:05.319
<v Speaker 1>when we come back, we're going to consider what more

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 1>recent research has had to say about nails, and then

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 1>we'll get into some other nail related topics before we

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:14.080
<v Speaker 1>close out this first episode on on on the subject.

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you. Alright, we're back, all right. So

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:21.440
<v Speaker 1>in the last section we talked about the research of

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 1>a doctor named William Bean who very carefully studied the

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>rate of his own nail growth for thirty five years,

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>and he published that study in nineteen eighty. But I

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 1>was looking for more recent stuff about the rate of

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.360
<v Speaker 1>nail growth, and there was a New York Times Q

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 1>and A from eleven that addresses this by c Claiborne

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Ray and uh. The The author here interviews Jeffrey S. Dover,

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 1>an Associate clinical professor of dermatology at the Yale School

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 1>of Medicine, who reports the following. So, first of all,

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:57.319
<v Speaker 1>we still don't know all of the factors that influenced

0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 1>the rate of nail growth, but it's generally accepted that

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:05.840
<v Speaker 1>fingernails grow about three times as fast as to nails. Robert,

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>does this square with your experience? I don't know if

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 1>it squares with mine. I mean, I don't doubt their findings.

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 1>But prior to either but but but if you but

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>but but prior to this, hey, have you had quiz

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 1>me on this, I would have guessed that the rate

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 1>was more or less the same. I feel like you know,

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 1>just from when it is by observing my nail growth.

0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:29.000
<v Speaker 1>When it is time to trim my fingernails, it's probably

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>time to trim my toenails. Though, now now that I

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>think about it, maybe fingernails do seem to require trimming

0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a little more frequently. But I would don't know. I

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 1>would have guessed at this particular rate that it would

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.359
<v Speaker 1>be three times as fast as toenails. Yeah, I don't

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:46.799
<v Speaker 1>think I would have naturally come to this conclusion either,

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 1>but this seems to be a pretty consistent finding. Fingernails

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.799
<v Speaker 1>grow a lot faster, and three times the rate does

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>seem to be the average of the findings. Um uh.

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>They also, of course, they confirm what William being discovered,

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 1>which is that nails tend to grow more slowly as

0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 1>you get older. And uh, let's see. And then speaking

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 1>to Bruce Robinson, a clinical instructor of dermatology at Lennox

0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Hill and Mount Sinai Hospitals in Manhattan, fingernail growth apparently

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>peaks in your teens and your twenties and then declines afterwards,

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 1>and then there's another very strange fact, handedness, as in

0:37:21.560 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 1>left handed or right handed, appears to affect the rate

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 1>of fingernail growth. So if you're left handed, the nails

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 1>on your left hand will tend to grow a bit faster,

0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>and vice versa. And the rate also tends to increase

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 1>in summer and decrease in winter. And it tends to

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit faster in men than in women,

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and tends to be a little bit faster in women

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>during pregnancy. Well, I mean, on the handedness side of that, Uh,

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 1>it would certainly be meeting the demand because you'd be

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>more likely to to use that hand for you know,

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 1>scratching at things, manipulating things with your fingernails and therefore

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>wearing them down. Yeah, but I mean it makes you wonder, like,

0:38:01.760 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 1>what's the mechanism There is there some genetic kind of

0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>coding for handedness that says, okay, I know you know.

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Do your genes say okay, I know that you're left handed,

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.880
<v Speaker 1>so let's make the nails on the left hand grow faster.

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Or is there something else at work? Is it more

0:38:16.719 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 1>kind of an adaptation to use of the hand, And

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.879
<v Speaker 1>so as an illustration of the explanation of this question. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there there was a study that I came across because

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a reference to it in a Wired article

0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 1>by Nick Stockton. But the study was by this British

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:39.000
<v Speaker 1>dermatologist named Rodney Dauber who worked at Churchill Hospital in Oxford,

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 1>and I think he sometimes lectured in dermatology at Oxford

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:44.920
<v Speaker 1>University as well. I couldn't actually find if Dauber is

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>still alive, so I'm not sure, but I hope he is.

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.399
<v Speaker 1>But so, around the year nineteen eighty or eighty one,

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Dauber suffered what he described as quote a mallet finger

0:38:55.440 --> 0:39:00.360
<v Speaker 1>deformity of the left ring finger whilst playing rugby, and

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>so basically this means his finger got jammed. This usually

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 1>happens when something strikes you hard on the fingertip and

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 1>it bends the finger by force, and in doing so

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:15.320
<v Speaker 1>damages the tendon that you normally used to straighten your finger.

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I've read that this can also be called baseball finger,

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 1>but that that I don't know that sounds like that

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.439
<v Speaker 1>should mean something else, like the tip of your finger

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 1>is swelling to baseball size. But with this injury, Dauber

0:39:25.960 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 1>saw an opportunity to test a theory about why the

0:39:29.040 --> 0:39:32.160
<v Speaker 1>fingernails grow at different rates, and he so so in

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 1>the spirit of William Bean. Also he performed this experiment

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:38.360
<v Speaker 1>on himself and he published the results in Clinical and

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Experimental Dermatology in nineteen eighty one. Study was called the

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Effect of Immobilization on Fingernail Growth. So Dauber notes that

0:39:46.760 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 1>there had been some other theories to explain the observed

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:53.560
<v Speaker 1>difference in nail growth, and some of these differences where,

0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 1>for example, the nails on our longest fingers tend to

0:39:57.880 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 1>grow the fastest. So remember we mentioned earlier beans finding

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 1>that the middle finger has the fastest growing nail, and

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 1>so maybe this is an evolutionary adaptation. Since the middle

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 1>finger is usually a person's longest finger and likely to

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.279
<v Speaker 1>be the first one to come into contact with an

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:18.680
<v Speaker 1>object if you just sort of extend your whole hand,

0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:22.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe we have a genetic predisposition to have a fast

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>growing middle fingernail, and so maybe the differential growth is

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:32.040
<v Speaker 1>programmed in the genetic level. Another explanation was possibly people

0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>whose fingers are immobilized due to hemi parisis or neuropathy

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>tend to show decreased fingernail growth as well, and so

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>perhaps the lack of nerve supply slows the growth of

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:47.600
<v Speaker 1>the fingernail. But finally, there was another theory which is

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 1>known as terminal trauma, which I should have checked to

0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 1>see if they ever made that into like a uh,

0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Michael Doodakov movie or something. But but the the terminal

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 1>trauma theory is that the nail as on some fingers

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 1>grow faster because those fingertips are used more often. And

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:10.320
<v Speaker 1>under this idea, the more fingertip encounters pressure or damage,

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the faster it's nail grows. And this theory would be

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 1>consistent with with observations by a Legro, Clark, and Buckston

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:22.800
<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen thirties that both nail biters and manual

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>workers have more rapid nail growth. So yeah, that's a finding.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 1>If you bite your nails or if you tend to

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 1>do you know, hard work with your hands, your nails

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:36.000
<v Speaker 1>grow faster than in people who don't do these things. Interesting,

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>so just supply meeting demand exactly. So Daubert decided to

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>test this by comparing the growth of the nails on

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:46.200
<v Speaker 1>both of his ring fingers, both while his finger was

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 1>splinted to help it heal from the rugby jam and

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 1>while it was unsplinted and in normal use, and his

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:56.800
<v Speaker 1>results supported the terminal trauma theory. In general, the nails

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:59.799
<v Speaker 1>on his left hand grew slower than on his right hand,

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:03.760
<v Speaker 1>but the left ring finger, which was in the splint

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 1>that nail grew even more slowly while it was splinted

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>and thus immobilized, and once he could use his finger again,

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:14.720
<v Speaker 1>the nail grew faster. An also interesting note in general

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:18.240
<v Speaker 1>the so if you're if you're right handed, the left

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>hand nails tend to grow more slowly than than your

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 1>right hand. But no matter how your handedness breaks down,

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 1>toe nails tend to grow at the same speed on

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:30.440
<v Speaker 1>the left and right. So this might be a result

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 1>of handedness being more important for you know, what you

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>do with your limbs than footedness. Now, something that comes

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to mind on that point, and this would this would

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:42.120
<v Speaker 1>have to be something. This would actually be a kind

0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:44.080
<v Speaker 1>of topic that I would I would love to look

0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 1>at in the future, is what what affects shoes have

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:51.200
<v Speaker 1>on this because because of course we so many of

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 1>us wear shoes, of great number of us and certainly

0:42:55.040 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I think individuals more likely to be heading up or

0:42:59.239 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 1>participating in study of this sword. And we know from

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the shoes change like the shape of our foot. You

0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:11.760
<v Speaker 1>know that these are these are not natural um sheaths

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>that we're putting our our feet into. And I wonder

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>if if our shoes would be serving to apply more

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:21.920
<v Speaker 1>of a constant and sustained pressure on the nails. Um,

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's kind of an open question for me. Well, yeah,

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I wonder I wondered about exactly that kind of thing.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 1>So why did the toenails grow slower than the fingernails?

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if that is natural among all people, no

0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>matter what you do with your feet, or if that

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>is more an artifact of shoe wearing. Like I wonder

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 1>if if you run around barefoot a lot or often

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 1>like kicking at things with your toes, would your toenails

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 1>grow faster? Right? Yeah, that's another good point. Yeah, Like

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:51.240
<v Speaker 1>because like I guess I think of like the beach

0:43:51.600 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 1>person who is going out barefoot in a lot. Like

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:56.839
<v Speaker 1>on one hand, you're not going to have the end

0:43:56.880 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>of your shoe um pushing against your toe nails or

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 1>restraining your feet, but perhaps you're you're more likely to

0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:06.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, to scratch around it things to use your

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:10.120
<v Speaker 1>toenails in a way that is more in keeping with uh,

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 1>their their evolved purpose. I guess yeah, I didn't find

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:17.160
<v Speaker 1>any evidence of whether anybody has studied this question, but

0:44:17.840 --> 0:44:21.479
<v Speaker 1>if you are a toenail fingernail researcher out there, maybe

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:25.399
<v Speaker 1>look into this. Does being a barefoot person make the difference? Yeah,

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:28.000
<v Speaker 1>but anyway to summarize it, so, I think it looks

0:44:28.040 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 1>like there's pretty good evidence that when fingertips are put

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:34.279
<v Speaker 1>to more work by touching things doing you know, just

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:38.600
<v Speaker 1>generally manipulating objects, putting pressure on the fingertips wear and tear,

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:42.400
<v Speaker 1>the nails grow faster. And this could explain part of

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>the difference in growth made by handedness and the differences

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>that are observed based on what we do with our hands,

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 1>such as if you're a manual worker. But that brings

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.000
<v Speaker 1>us to I guess the last thing I wanted to

0:44:55.040 --> 0:44:57.960
<v Speaker 1>talk about before we have to wrap up this first episode, um,

0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:01.399
<v Speaker 1>which is coming back to the idea of humans as

0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 1>a non clawed animal. Of course, you know, so we

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 1>we think about animals like big cats that have powerful

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:12.000
<v Speaker 1>teeth and claws, hard parts anchored in the bodies for

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 1>tearing the flesh. The flesh of other animals. And in contrast,

0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>humans don't have claws, so we have tools. We have

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:22.719
<v Speaker 1>a claw like hard tool power at our fingertips. But

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:25.720
<v Speaker 1>in a way, nails are still sort of like claws,

0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:28.600
<v Speaker 1>even if in diminished form. And what seems to be

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 1>definitely true is that nails evolved from organs that were

0:45:32.360 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 1>very claw like. Yeah, yeah, certainly when we looked at

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:40.719
<v Speaker 1>to other primates, we see, uh, we we see true

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.719
<v Speaker 1>claws and things more like like true claws versus our

0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 1>own fingernails, which are still useful. Again, Uh, these are

0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.759
<v Speaker 1>very useful to scratch, to scrape, and and and I

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>think a lot of us find this to be the case.

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:55.640
<v Speaker 1>To manipulate very small objects, uh, which you know, which

0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:58.080
<v Speaker 1>of course is is very much the domain of of

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:02.279
<v Speaker 1>of of human engineus. You know, even even those of

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>us who will have we're fortunate enough or or just

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>through the luck of our lives, are not doing a

0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:11.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of like like like intensive labor. You're still gonna

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:13.040
<v Speaker 1>have to pick up a pin off of the floor

0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:15.360
<v Speaker 1>at some point, right, You're still gonna have to occasionally

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.959
<v Speaker 1>engage in that kind of uh, you know, a fine

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 1>manipulation of small things and for that our nails are

0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:24.640
<v Speaker 1>are are perfect. Oh yeah, I mean I would say

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 1>probably the characteristic motor activities of human beings compared to

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:32.279
<v Speaker 1>other animals. One is what you do with your with

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:35.040
<v Speaker 1>your like throat and your mouth is language, of course,

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:39.279
<v Speaker 1>and the other is fine motor movements with the fingertips. Right.

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:42.399
<v Speaker 1>But of course we do have tools that that stand

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 1>in for a lot of these other uses. So we

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>don't need a great big old uh, you know, velociraptor

0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>type talent or anything, because we have other tools that

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>can stand in for that, that sort of claw and uh.

0:46:55.480 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>And so this is a thought by many data to

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:01.359
<v Speaker 1>to play a role in the changing shape of our

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:06.880
<v Speaker 1>fingers over a human evolution. Um. So basically, our our

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:09.960
<v Speaker 1>primate ancestors had something more like true Claus and it's

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 1>and we have the stunted, flattened versions of Clause. And

0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the reason here maybe because some two point five million

0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 1>years ago, you know, or or more, we started using tools,

0:47:20.800 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 1>and two things impacted the shape of our fingers and nails.

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 1>First of all, curved nails would have increasingly gotten in

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the way of tool manipulation. And then secondly, broader fingertips

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>allowed us to better grip uh stone tools. Oh, I see. Okay,

0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 1>So if you have more of a claw at your fingertip,

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:43.000
<v Speaker 1>it makes more sense for your finger to narrow more

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:46.000
<v Speaker 1>taper towards the end, Whereas if you don't have a

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 1>claw at the end, it makes more sense to have

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:50.920
<v Speaker 1>a flatter, broader finger tip that can probably more easily

0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:55.759
<v Speaker 1>close around an object and keep it steady. Yeah. I mean,

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>think of some of our clawed humanoid icons, uh, the

0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:03.279
<v Speaker 1>of Edwards as their hands or Freddy Krueger, or you know,

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 1>various sort of humanoid monsters that have long, tapering fingernails.

0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 1>You might sometimes wonder, well, all right, well, those claws

0:48:10.520 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 1>are great if your trim and hedges there, or or

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:16.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, harassing teenagers in their dreams. But what do

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:19.120
<v Speaker 1>you do when you need to manipulate another tool? Uh,

0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:21.640
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna kind of be uh you know, um up

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 1>the creek in that regard. Pumpkinhead can't play tennis. Yeah,

0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:28.239
<v Speaker 1>and then here's another interesting thing to think about, Um,

0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:32.839
<v Speaker 1>what about what what about? Yeah? Okay, obviously Edwards says

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.959
<v Speaker 1>their hands, Freddy Krueger, you know they have those impressive nails.

0:48:36.000 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 1>If they get in the fight. But could they throw

0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:41.280
<v Speaker 1>a punch? Could Freddie Krueger throw a punch? How about

0:48:41.360 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 1>these various like a lizard man creatures that show up

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:46.839
<v Speaker 1>in all the manner of sci fi and fantasy. Uh,

0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:49.160
<v Speaker 1>they just always have to slash and bite, right, I

0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:53.960
<v Speaker 1>mean they couldn't because when you have a clause you're

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:56.720
<v Speaker 1>not You're gonna probably gonna have a difficulty forming a fist.

0:48:57.520 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 1>So we know that that tool you seem to have

0:49:00.480 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 1>played a role in the evolution and form of our hand.

0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 1>And there have also been some interesting studies that look

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:08.480
<v Speaker 1>at how the ability to to to form a fist

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:12.040
<v Speaker 1>uh and essentially throw a punch may have played a

0:49:12.160 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 1>role in the form of our hand as well. Oh yeah,

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>that's an interesting hypothesis though, I mean I wonder, um,

0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I can wonder about the idea of of punching as

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>an adaptation just because it's so often results in the

0:49:25.280 --> 0:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>injury of one's own hand when you do it right. Well,

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 1>that is that is something that these studies have looked into,

0:49:31.280 --> 0:49:34.200
<v Speaker 1>and we have some path They may be many years

0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>old at this point, but I remember that was one

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.600
<v Speaker 1>of the factors that was considered, Like that sweet point

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:42.680
<v Speaker 1>um in the in the formation of the hand where

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<v Speaker 1>it can both potentially form a fist and land a

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<v Speaker 1>punch while also maintaining its integrity without damaging the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you need for tool manipulation. So it's doing a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a delicate balance there. But but this will

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<v Speaker 1>led to an interesting question that I've often had, uh an,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is, are sharpened nails useful in a in

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<v Speaker 1>say a stand up fight? Would they be an advantage?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh in a fight? And um, this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>these things It's kind of been like an idle speculation before.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I remember seeing like a music video or

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<v Speaker 1>a poster or Glenn Danzig, uh, the rock musician has

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<v Speaker 1>um like sharpened fingernails, and and trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>like what the limitations and or advantages of that would be. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I gotta say, if I were to imagine

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<v Speaker 1>going into a fight with with long, sharpened fingernails, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I would honestly be more worried about about trauma

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<v Speaker 1>to my fingernails in the fight than I would be

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<v Speaker 1>excited about my ability to use them as a weapon. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And this comes back to the duality we talked about earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>like our hard parts, like teeth and nails for some reason, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>even though they are the hard parts, we have kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like special years of trauma toward them. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you had long nails and a real scuffle, that just

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a real liability. Yeah, and that that seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be part of the consensus. I was looking around

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<v Speaker 1>it is I couldn't find any real studies on this,

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 1>but I was I found a lot of discussion about

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<v Speaker 1>this on martial arts boards. Um So, on one level,

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 1>people would say, Okay, in a stand up fight, if

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<v Speaker 1>you were someone who's after you at being able to

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<v Speaker 1>scratch someone with your nails is not a bad deterrent

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:31.640
<v Speaker 1>because you can irritate tissue. You can you know, you

0:51:31.719 --> 0:51:34.320
<v Speaker 1>can go for the eyes. And then also something that

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<v Speaker 1>worth keeping in mind is that your nails as they

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<v Speaker 1>scrape tissue, they collect tissue, which provides a genetic sample

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<v Speaker 1>of an attacker potentially. But others also point out, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this idea of sharpening your nails or having long nails

0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:52.360
<v Speaker 1>for you know, to benefit you in a fight. Ultimately,

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:55.239
<v Speaker 1>these are the these can end up bending backwards rather

0:51:55.360 --> 0:51:58.280
<v Speaker 1>than gouge in a you know, a high pressure situation.

0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:01.920
<v Speaker 1>And that also it might make forming a fist that

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<v Speaker 1>much harder to do. So, ultimately, it doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of evidence for the idea that that

0:52:08.760 --> 0:52:11.840
<v Speaker 1>our nails are are really a um, you know, that

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<v Speaker 1>much of a defensive benefit. Though obviously they can be

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 1>used to scratch and claw if neat be so they're not.

0:52:18.800 --> 0:52:22.680
<v Speaker 1>They're not completely useless in that regard, but it doesn't

0:52:22.719 --> 0:52:24.880
<v Speaker 1>seem like there are a lot of ways to really

0:52:26.320 --> 0:52:30.320
<v Speaker 1>encourage them back towards a more defensive claw purpose that

0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 1>we would find in other animals. Interesting. Uh So, so

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 1>his Danzig never commented on why he's got long fingernails.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't say anything about it. I do not know

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:43.799
<v Speaker 1>it's possible that he did, uh, and I'm just I'm

0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:45.839
<v Speaker 1>just not aware of it. I can't say that. I've

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:50.080
<v Speaker 1>read a lot of interviews with the man over the years. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>But I imagine that the case there was that he

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<v Speaker 1>did it because it looked cool and creepy, you know,

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 1>kind of like, uh, something out of a nos Ferato movie. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you see so many and so many different types

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<v Speaker 1>of vampires and ghouls and creeps that have have long nails,

0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:08.560
<v Speaker 1>long tapering nails, and it you know, it looks creepy

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:11.600
<v Speaker 1>and cool. I would say the ultimate example of that

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 1>for me is the way klaus Kinski looks in Werner

0:53:14.160 --> 0:53:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Hurtzog's knows Ferrat, where he's got long, creepy nails. Oh

0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:20.640
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's spine tingling. Oh yeah, those are some

0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Those are some wonderfully nasty fingernails. I do. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to reacquaint myself look up a picture of that. Has

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:28.200
<v Speaker 1>been a while since I've I've seen it, though, I

0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:31.280
<v Speaker 1>guess the the original Nosferatu also had some pretty creepy nails,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Willem Dafoe version also pretty gastly. Oh. Shadow

0:53:35.600 --> 0:53:38.080
<v Speaker 1>of a Vampire. Yeah, that's a great movie. Actually, I

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:41.160
<v Speaker 1>feel like that that is a sort of forgotten gym.

0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I need to revisit it or shadows. Did I say

0:53:44.200 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Shadow of of Vampire? Shadow of the Vampire? I can't

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 1>remember what the article is, but it's the one with

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Willem Dafoe as Max Shrek and it's it's fantastic. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say it's the same director who had

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<v Speaker 1>done that really weird art film to Gotten prior to that,

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:00.080
<v Speaker 1>which which I don't think there's really any compar are

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 1>some going to be made between the short film and

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:05.880
<v Speaker 1>in the vampire film, but I don't interesting. But of

0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>film trivia, nonetheless, I never saw that one. Well, Robert,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. We're here on vampires, and I know we're

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<v Speaker 1>out of time, so we gotta wrap up part one.

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<v Speaker 1>But Vampires is the perfect lead in to next time,

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<v Speaker 1>where we're gonna be talking about corpses and mythology and

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<v Speaker 1>magic and religion, all surrounding beliefs about nails. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>so be sure to uh tune back in. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>this will be Thursday. We will continue our discussion of

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<v Speaker 1>fingernails in the meantime, if you would like to get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with us, so we'd love to hear from you. Obviously,

0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:44.400
<v Speaker 1>you all have fingernails, or at least you've had them

0:54:44.440 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 1>at some point. Uh. The same goes for your toe nails.

0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:50.920
<v Speaker 1>You have a useful information about this topic, You have experiences,

0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:55.240
<v Speaker 1>you have you have injuries, uh, you have fighting experience, etcetera.

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<v Speaker 1>All these things that you might wish to share with us,

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0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:04.600
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0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:22.560
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