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Speaker 1: Here we is, right it? Sam on long Crack. What's up? Shell?

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Speaker 1: Hello Steve, it's here we are. Hello, Lea's here we are.

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Speaker 1: ver action continue Steve, go ahead, uh Carlin for real,

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Speaker 1: good morning here we is here, we are Thank you, Carlin,

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Speaker 1: thank you, man, oh man, oh man, Ladi, and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the junior morning unc is here? We is, Carl, Yes,

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Speaker 1: good morning, it's yeah, that's what it is. Tuesday. Huh. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Jay Junior, tell me it's none of your business. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: You want you see things Shirley from time to time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You see you know, tissing me off now. So I'm

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Speaker 1: worried about the damn thing. No, check this out. You

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Speaker 1: got the wrong number, but you got the right. But

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Speaker 1: see what it is plaim. See how I try to

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Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional. But

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Speaker 1: come down there. Beat you. That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon

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Speaker 1: as I get off from work. You better not bring

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Speaker 1: it down there. You bet you ain't got to worry

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Speaker 1: about me. I ain't your name. What's your name? You? You? You?

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Speaker 1: You gotta be in the paper? I remember your name?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? My name? Tommy? Tell me what because

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got Frank what? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: this is a nephew timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your boy Richard got me to play for call you

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Speaker 1: d You know what, y'all, you gonna got my damn

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Speaker 1: pressure up. Man, y'all some steak I'm gonna I'm gonna get.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get both of y'all time, y'all, cause y'all

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Speaker 1: ain't right. Man. You got me houling in the day.

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Speaker 1: I'm dealing my employees looking at me. Man, he ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna be me act like this. I'm gonna hill talking

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Speaker 1: about a meeting so we can get out of company

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Speaker 1: Christmas party together. Man, And you got me here, y'all. Man,

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Speaker 1: ain't kiddy, man, I gotta I gotta ask you though, Baby,

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, what is what's the baddest that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? This show? Man,

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Speaker 1: Hey Man, Heysten, take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm scared to go down the matter. It might they

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Speaker 1: might be scared to go with me. It might be

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Speaker 1: a good sain of it. They're gonna be pulling out

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Speaker 1: they kills nine. We got it, man, y'all got me.

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Speaker 1: Y'all coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment

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Speaker 1: and national news that's coming up right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so guys,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about job increases. Now, hush, The medical field

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Speaker 1: is seeing the biggest increases in job raises. Didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: While jobs in the medical industry have rising incomes, most

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Speaker 1: required an advanced degree that comes with high debt, shrinking

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Speaker 1: job wages and positions due to automation like computers and

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Speaker 1: robots taking them over. So I gotta ask you, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, guys, and then I'll ask you

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Speaker 1: a question. Which jobs made the list for best salary increases.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Steve, These are just for regular people, now, okay,

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Speaker 1: regular people with regular paying jobs by the same okay.

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Speaker 1: Number one, Family and general practitioners. Okay, all right, they

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Speaker 1: make the best salary increases. Compensation and benefits managers that's two.

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Speaker 1: Surgeons came in, number three, Number four psychiatrists interesting, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Five airline pilots, co pilots and flight engineers. That's five

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Speaker 1: that saw an increased personal financial advisors. Number six, anesthesiologists

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Speaker 1: number seven, Yeah, they make money, they make good money.

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Speaker 1: And number eight orthodonis. Exactly. I said these are regular people, now,

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Speaker 1: not true. I could do that. Ansteeology I can put

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Speaker 1: you put your butt under. I canna do that? Really

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Speaker 1: now you can't. Yeah, you're just hold that man's cuff

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Speaker 1: on the monk and they found dog dog. That's a

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Speaker 1: hard job right there. That the most important job because

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Speaker 1: you have to be precise. You can't have given you

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Speaker 1: got all of that. You gotta know exactly what you're doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta know what you're doing. You still think you

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Speaker 1: can do it, I can do it. Put you have

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Speaker 1: been put under. Yeah, I've been put on. Man. It's

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Speaker 1: the most amazing thing. You wake up, you feel like

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Speaker 1: you've been going like five minutes, yeah, twelve, I know.

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Speaker 1: I went in to get all four of my wisdom

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Speaker 1: feel out and you wake up. Was like, we done,

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Speaker 1: You're done. Did you do it? And the teeth nothing.

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Speaker 1: I got put under because I had four wisdom teeth

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Speaker 1: taken out. Ye one time and two screw implants in

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Speaker 1: my job, all in one operation. Because I told you

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Speaker 1: us to look, I'm not coming back in it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: one time. But to take too much me. He put

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Speaker 1: me out, he said during the surgery. He said, first

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Speaker 1: time in his life. He said, you came to mister

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Speaker 1: Harvey and said I'm gonna need some more drugs. You know,

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Speaker 1: feel it. I wish there was a way I could

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Speaker 1: under my head and leave it at the dnist office

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Speaker 1: and come back and pick it up. So what Steve,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't You said you couldn't feel it. No, the

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Speaker 1: dentist told me that's what I did. Wow said the

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Speaker 1: request more. Wow, like you just a doctor, and I

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Speaker 1: just said, man, I gotta get this guy more because

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Speaker 1: he's conscious. And then you went right back and then

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Speaker 1: woke up and you were fine. He said, first I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen it him drugs. Man, I had an nsdgias.

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Speaker 1: One time I was having a third to Redonda procedure

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Speaker 1: done and they'd be so happy though, they'd the happiest

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Speaker 1: people in the room. He came in blasted, I know

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Speaker 1: you won't to leave me, but if you read thought,

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Speaker 1: you will go if I have to. Man, he was

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Speaker 1: so funny, and they know I was gone. You gott

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Speaker 1: and they talked to you like where would you like

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Speaker 1: to go on vacation? And yeah, like that question. You

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Speaker 1: never Yeah, you drifted off and you wake up and

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Speaker 1: it's all over. Yeah, it is. It's a very RESTful sleep,

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, all right, Steve. Time for today's headline,

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne trip. Thank you, Steve. Good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody. This is a trip. The focus in Washington

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Speaker 1: yesterday was on the House Judiciary Committee, as lawyers for

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Speaker 1: both Democratic and Republican legislators made their case for either

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Speaker 1: impeaching or not impeaching President Donald Trump. Daniel Goldman represents

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Speaker 1: the Democrats. The GOP's attorney with Stephen Castor, the President

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Speaker 1: placed his personal interests above the nation's interests in order

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Speaker 1: to help his own reelection efforts. Democrats seek to impeach

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Speaker 1: President Trump not because they have evidence of high crimes

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Speaker 1: or misdemeanors, but because they disagree with this policy. So

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Speaker 1: that's their positions. President Trump continues to refuse to participate

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Speaker 1: in any way, dismissing the House in Korea as partisan sham,

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Speaker 1: but Trump says he's willing to cooperate with the process

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Speaker 1: once the lands in the Republican dominated US Senate. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: official articles of impeachment are expected to be announced by

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Speaker 1: the House Judiciary Committee this morning, maybe as early as

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Speaker 1: nine o'clock Eastern time. One is expected to concern abusive

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Speaker 1: power as it relates to his alleged arm twisting of

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Speaker 1: Ukrainian officials to investigate Joe Biden, and another is expected

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Speaker 1: to be obstruction of Congress, referring to the Trump administration's

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Speaker 1: continued refusal to cooperate or honor Congressional subpoenas. Trump was

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Speaker 1: on the receiving end of some disappointing news yesterday. For

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Speaker 1: months of Trump administrations claimed that the Russian election meddling

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Speaker 1: pro was the deep state hoax designed to destroy the president,

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Speaker 1: that Trump was persecuted by form president Obama, and that

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Speaker 1: the real traders are going to be found out and

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Speaker 1: locked up well. The report by the Justice Departments in

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Speaker 1: partial watchdog on why the FBI began looking into Russia

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Speaker 1: in the first places found that there were some mistakes

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Speaker 1: made in the process, but that they were all minor,

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Speaker 1: not in violation of any laws, and not politically partisan.

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Speaker 1: The Washington Post says, get this. Three White House administrations

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Speaker 1: have made the eighteen year old war in Afghanistan look

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Speaker 1: winnable to the American people when it really isn't. The

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Speaker 1: Pentagon says it never meant to mislead anyone about that

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Speaker 1: the World Anti Doping Agency has banned Russia from all

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Speaker 1: global sporting events for four years over alleged chemical cheating.

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Speaker 1: Sad news from the World of Entertainment. Two notes. By

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Speaker 1: the way, the puppeteer who worked inside two of the

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Speaker 1: sesame seats most popular characters has died. Carol Spiney was

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Speaker 1: the man inside Big Bird and the Cookie Monster. That's right,

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Speaker 1: he was Cookie Monster. He was eighty five years old. Also,

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Speaker 1: actor Renee Albougnois also has passed. Albujnois was perhaps remembered

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Speaker 1: the best is Robert Gillam's tall, skinny immediate Boss and

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Speaker 1: Benson I Wish You Want was seventy nine years old.

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Speaker 1: He also started the Star Trek, one of the Redos.

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Speaker 1: He was like the Monster and some other kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for comedy Roulette

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Speaker 1: guys Jayson. Yeah, each week we could tested with a

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Speaker 1: comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put him on a wheel,

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Speaker 1: Spin the wheel, wed stop what you got? All right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? All right? Number one. Every time you

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Speaker 1: say something, they try to top. That's a good steps.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you say. Here's number two. Number two, why

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Speaker 1: is your kids so fat? We do that, We do that.

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Speaker 1: Number three people who go from zero to sixty's Tommy? Four?

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Speaker 1: Big girls with little men? Yeah? God. Number five broke

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Speaker 1: people who you don't know are broke until the check comes.

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Speaker 1: Who's that send the wheel? Cats in the wheel? Oh

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Speaker 1: here it is. It is with you guy. People who

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Speaker 1: go from zero to sixty. My god. Working with somebody

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Speaker 1: like this, let me tell you it is a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: And then they're from Houston. That's all I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: ain't talking about the name they're from. Using everything is

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Speaker 1: a damn argument. Not that your voice with a high voice.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? High voice, argument about nursing. Zero.

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Speaker 1: We're talking I think you know any full blown hunting man.

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Speaker 1: Good day, get dame? Wow, do you have one, Steve.

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Speaker 1: A person doesn't have to be somebody you work with

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Speaker 1: zero on the sixty. Okay, Well, since we're talking about

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Speaker 1: people we worked with, I think Sherley, I think go

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Speaker 1: from zero sixty. Every time I turn around, she man

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Speaker 1: by someone that bulls always correcting you. You can't say

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Speaker 1: nothing wrong. Isn't it ain't this isn't I means soon?

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Speaker 1: Did you take something like she right there, like we

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Speaker 1: got to deal with that? Do you say something to it?

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Speaker 1: And she just started drawing. She started drawing right now

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and we're making a flower. It

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Speaker 1: don't really look like a flower. Dam flowers that look

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Speaker 1: like that anyway. Here on the sixty not only not

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Speaker 1: only zero to six, and once they reached sixty, they

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Speaker 1: shut down. They got nothing down that. Now, let's say

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Speaker 1: they quiet shut it down then after that, so you're okay,

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Speaker 1: we cool, No, we cool, No, no we all no,

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Speaker 1: hell no, let's just move on. No no, let's just

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Speaker 1: move No no, no, no no, let's just going to

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Speaker 1: do the show because that's comment right there. No no,

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Speaker 1: hell no, you get the attitude now, no no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no here here fit it's always me. All right. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now

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Speaker 1: it is time for broke people. Jay tell us what

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Speaker 1: this segment it's all about. Please, Steve is gonna let

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Speaker 1: us know some things and brook people need to know

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Speaker 1: that should know about being broke, just just the way

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Speaker 1: they care stuff as Amber broke person. Yeah, as a

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Speaker 1: former well you know, with more expertise at broken. My

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Speaker 1: life was spent person. So yeah, the advast majority of

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Speaker 1: my life was spent as broke. So you know the

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Speaker 1: dudes announce I know all of them many, you know,

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Speaker 1: like first and foremost. You know, if we're getting ready

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Speaker 1: to go somewhere, just say you ain't got it. Just

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Speaker 1: let me know off the top. Don't don't wait till

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Speaker 1: after we're in the car and we at breakfast and

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Speaker 1: you didn't order, you didn't order it already, and you

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00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: know you ain't got no money. Just tell me up front,

631
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: A man, I ain't. I ain't got nothing. They wait

632
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: to the chick come, ain't scared because they didn't have

633
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: helped me know what I need to order. Yeah, you

634
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: in that order like you got it. So I'm in

635
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: here ordering like I got it because I got it.

636
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: But now because you didn't order so much, I ain't

637
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: got it. Whish somebody that whispered, real like whispered, yeah, yeah, yeah,

638
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: just get it to me so I know then I

639
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: can whisper for my order to the way I ain't

640
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: got to be all live, Give me exchange over the yeah,

641
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: throw that, throw that on that extra extra sausage. It

642
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: don't matter. It don't matter if you it is paying

643
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: for your food, if somebody m if somebody else is

644
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: paying for you food, don't over. They don't need You

645
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: ain't been at least act like you can. You don't

646
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 1: the men you order stuff, you don't know nothing about.

647
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: What is that dessert over there that's on fire? I

648
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: like that? I like that? Can I had a dessert

649
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 1: to some fire? I like that? You know? What do

650
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: you mean? You know what? What are you referring to

651
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: the dessert that I saw him the five when I

652
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: first come in. Yeah, that's what I want. I like that.

653
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: But you ain't got no damn money. But you just

654
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: older on. Here's another thing broke people can't do. If

655
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: you ain't putting no money in m stop making suggestion

656
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: about daddy full yes and and the vertigo. I don't

657
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: if you that's your daddy anyway? Oh you know he tripping?

658
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: Come on, he like blew his cassket all to be

659
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: blue when he can't see the cat in it anyway,

660
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 1: He ain't gonna see the house saying that is so true. Man,

661
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: that was a moment for right there. Yeah. Man, Now

662
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: you ain't got no money, right you broke. Somebody invites

663
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: you just you know, we'll look. I got you. Let's

664
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: go to the nails salige. Just go in there and

665
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: get your nails. Just go get your nails done. By

666
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: saying nothing about doing your feet and the massage room.

667
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: You put looking back there after massage table, you're not

668
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: going back there. Get your damn nails done and put

669
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: some clothes, toe shoes on and going about your bills.

670
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: Have no money, knowlled of a sudden, you're getting massages

671
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: and back rubs and face shows and got your shoes off. You.

672
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: You getting two people on you at one time. I'm

673
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: sitting over here getting my nails done. You got two

674
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: people working on you at one time. Yeah, that makes sense. Man.

675
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 1: Your boy needs you to do him a favor because

676
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: he working. Right. He got a job. His girl that

677
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: came to town. He can't get off. He said, hey, man,

678
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: do me a favor. Take my girl to the airport

679
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: in your car. I know, man, I'm asking you big favor,

680
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: but higg on the gas car man, put some gas

681
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: in your tank. That's nice. Now you're back there filling

682
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: up your gas tank. And now and now you on

683
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: all chick tune up. You're not not not all of

684
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: a sudden, your car in the garage somewhere on a

685
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: lilt for one airports you're listening to show coming up

686
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes

687
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: after the hour. Get ready for today's strawberry letter. Of course,

688
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: up next, Tommy, what you got? The postman always rings twice.

689
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: The postman always rings twice, I said, exact same way.

690
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was Tommy. Stop. But Tommy's mouth wasn't moving,

691
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: and yours were the only thing that gave it away.

692
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it again. The postman always rings twice.

693
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 1: I make you sounded just like him that time. I'm running, Cat,

694
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: I'm not hearting this job. Let's go, Let's go, cat Doc. Hello, Hello,

695
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carlos. Said my name, Benny Man,

696
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 1: Benny Phipps. Hey you, I want to make sure I

697
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: got the right person. You You you worked for a

698
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay. Do you deliver mail

699
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: off of Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah, yeah, okay, I

700
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: live it. First of all, I wanted to make sure

701
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: I had the right postman. Nah, it's been brought to

702
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: my attention that there's a postman that has been shopping

703
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: by my house. And I'm what I'm not understanding is

704
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: why are you bringing mail to my door opposed to

705
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: just putting mail in the mailboxes on the street where

706
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: everybody got their mailboxes at What you say, is there again?

707
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: I live at Murphy Road, perfect road. Yeah, I deliver

708
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: over there. Uh, but he sain't delivering package at your house. No,

709
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: I said, you've been bringing mail to my house in

710
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: the poll. Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlod.

711
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.

712
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on

713
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: more than one occasion on a daily basis. You're coming

714
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: by there two three times, you know. But what I'm

715
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: understanding it ain't no mail being brought over that. I'm

716
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what are you doing at my house? Now?

717
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: What really didn't then brought all this to a head

718
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: because you already know what's going on. Let me go on,

719
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: let you know that, Carlod. I do know what's going on.

720
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: I picked up the clothes from the cleaners this morning,

721
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: and to my attention, it's a man's post office shirt

722
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: in my pack. What color was it? It's blue? Light blue?

723
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: And I got a ruiner. Okay, but explain this to me.

724
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: How your shirt get in my house? Do I have

725
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: my name on it? Because that can mean anybody's shirt. Okay,

726
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: So so oh, hold on what you're trying to say.

727
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: It's some it's mo post me and stopping by my humes. Yeah, man,

728
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes you know, uh, we do have different guys

729
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: in that in that neighborhood, you know, because I fear's

730
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: my problem man. My problem is this is that my

731
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: wife is at home all day every day. And my

732
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: understanding is that you stopping body bringing more than First

733
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: of all, you can call you can call the one

734
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: a hundred numbers, because how do you get my number? Do? Hey?

735
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't worry about that. I find ways. It's how you?

736
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: How you how you getting my address? That you stopping

737
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: by that every morning? I just deliver what they give

738
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: me to deliver. And dude, I put another in a

739
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: box and this is a package. I don't get out.

740
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't do that. That wasn't me, dude,

741
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: I just this morning and pick up clothes. And it

742
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 1: is a post office shirt in there that belong ever done.

743
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: It belonged to a man. That's got to be it

744
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 1: must be yours. That's none of mine, man, that's not mine.

745
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what.

746
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: This is what we're gonna do, Carlos to Carlos, can

747
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: see what. Let me tell you something. I know you're lying,

748
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: see and what you're doing is you're delivering more than

749
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: mail at my house. And I know it. Carlos, you

750
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: understand me, So listen to excuse me. That's not me.

751
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: It came't to be men. Let me let me tell

752
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: you something. When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay,

753
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out there at them at the mailboxes,

754
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: waiting on you for what for what? What was me?

755
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: And you gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow

756
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: morning when you bring the mail. So when you bring

757
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: the mail, bring you too, Okay, Carlos, Hey, hold on,

758
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: can't you threatening me? I'm telling you, when you bring

759
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: the mail, bring you to dude, Dude, I didn't come

760
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 1: at you like that. You ain't gotta come to me

761
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: like that. Dude. Hey, man, you came up in my

762
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: house and I know you said office shirts in my house. Dude,

763
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: that's not me. I don't know where you live, I

764
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but you're threatening me. Dude, dude,

765
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the mailbox.

766
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: Bring your carlos. I'm out tomorrow, but I would come

767
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: to your house with playing clothes on it. Whoop, you'all

768
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 1: what you want for me? Hey? You it's own? Where

769
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: is me? Run the road? I won't set roads. Bring

770
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: your because what you're not gonna keep doing it's running

771
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: up in my house while I'm out at work trying

772
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: to earn a living for my family, and you up

773
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: in my house laying up and you're leaving your clothes.

774
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: I found some mason now, I guess that's what you

775
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: use when you spray on them. Dog. I found that too.

776
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring some extra mas. I'm gonna spring you

777
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: with that. Mad I will not killing out, so you're

778
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wanting Carlo. I can't wait till tomorrow.

779
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: Excuse me. I told you I wasn't the one. But

780
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: if you want to put me ron for real, okay, cool,

781
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm when I see you the morning office. When I

782
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, it's old. It's whatever are you sending

783
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: me all this? I tell you what. I will come

784
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: over there some playing clothes because you're not gonna make

785
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: me lose my job, dog my job. But whatever it's

786
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: got to be. I don't care if you if you're

787
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: in the post office uniform, I don't give a damn

788
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: off you and your pot Jomas Carlos. But when you

789
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: come to that mail box and I find you out

790
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: there a boy the mail boxing, that's your man. Because

791
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: I know you've been in my house. Carlos. I'm telling

792
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: you I'm there, okay, so be it there, so bear,

793
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing else. I want

794
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: to tell you when you before you get there, tell

795
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: me what you know. I recall me as you listening

796
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey

797
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your co worker?

798
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: Are you you? Ain't this a Ain't this a f

799
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: my road? Carlos? You are right man, A dude. I'm driving.

800
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: Put on to the side of the road. I'm hanging

801
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: out the trump I'm about to go, Cray. I will

802
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: my way to your house right now, hold on to

803
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: your house. I took God for work. Man. I got

804
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, man, what is what

805
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey

806
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: Morning Radio Stolf No doubt all the way doesn't been much?

807
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: That wasn't it? Oh? Man, Tom, you don't be nervous

808
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: and nothing. You don't think nobody be looking for you?

809
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't have people run upon me, Junior? Why

810
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: have you run upon me? What did that guy say

811
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: that one time to you? Were you in Starbucks or

812
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: something when a guy came up on the grocery stof

813
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: you don't remember that short? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I

814
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: thought you had another incident. But hurry up, we're running

815
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 1: out of time. But anyway, we was in the grocery

816
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: store and this and I'm at the Delhi and the

817
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: dude's say, hey, you're telling me it really is stupid.

818
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, when when I got through

819
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: cussing this dude that I cleared the whole Delhi. I

820
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: had lost it for about fifteen I mean completely lost

821
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: it for fifteen seconds. When I had Uncle Steve told me, hey, man,

822
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: you got your ass got to quit shripping all right,

823
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: coming up next the Strawberry Letter, This crazy show right here. Hellod,

824
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show all right

825
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you

826
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

827
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Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey f M

828
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Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your

829
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read

830
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: this one right here today. Okay, buckle up, hold on

831
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: tight here it is a Strawberry Letter. Subject my fiance

832
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: won't give me his password. Dear Steve and Shirley, My

833
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 1: fiance and I have been together for four years. When

834
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 1: we were dating, I would sneak and go through his

835
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: phone to see his text messages and call logs. He

836
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Speaker 1: didn't have a password on his phone at the time.

837
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 1: One day I went through his phone and I found

838
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: exactly what I was looking for. I saw that my

839
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: man had been texting his child's mom for a month

840
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: and the texas to her were sexually explicit. She had

841
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: sent him multiple pictures of herself and they called each

842
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: other baby on the messages without saying anything to him

843
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: Because I knew he would lie. I contacted his child's

844
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: mom and she confirmed that they were seeing each other

845
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: again but had not had sex. Shit. I broke up

846
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend immediately. A month later, after all of

847
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: his apologies and sweet gifts, he asked me to marry him.

848
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: Everything is going great now except for one thing. My

849
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: fiance has recently put a password on his phone. I

850
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: have asked him for his password numerous times, but he

851
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: won't give it to me. I have also tried to

852
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: figure out the password, but with no luck. I know

853
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm wrong for snooping, but I need that password. He

854
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: told me to just let it go and trust him.

855
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to marry a cheater. Please advise. Okay,

856
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 1: you're not ready. I mean really, you're already having trust

857
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: issues with this man before you've even walked down the aisle.

858
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 1: You do not trust him. That's why you're snooping. That's

859
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: why you're upset that he got a password on his phone.

860
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: So how do you think this marriage is gonna work?

861
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you'll be constantly thinking about him and his

862
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: baby mama. What are they doing? Are they sleeping together?

863
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: And please believe me they are Okay? No, matter what

864
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: she said, they're sleeping together. He's got a password anyway, No,

865
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: they're not. She would have told him. You think the

866
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: woman would have told it. Oh, she would have told me,

867
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: she said, yet though, all right, you would be asking,

868
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: you know, has she sent any more pictures? Et cetera,

869
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,919
Speaker 1: et cetera. You just the trust issues are too great

870
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: right now. So your choices are marry him and always

871
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: be wondering, you know, and worried not having peace, or

872
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: not marry him and wait until you know you can rebuild,

873
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: or in this case, I think, builds some trust in

874
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: your relationship. He hit him. Apologizing and giving you sweet

875
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: gifts they're great, but his behavior needs to change. Actions

876
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: should go with those apologies and those gifts. He should

877
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: have done that before he proposed. Steve, Well, Shirley, you're

878
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: reading this letter from the standpoint of a woman who

879
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: has been hurt, and I understand, Okay, you are reading

880
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: this letter in an advisatory capacity, one woman to another

881
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: as her girlfriend guilty has charged. I'm gonna read this

882
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: letter as somebody totally disconnected from the dude at her

883
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna read the letter, and I am

884
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: I asked questions all the way through the letter You're

885
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: ready subject. My fiance won't give me his password. My

886
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: question is you still want to be his fiance? That's

887
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: the question. Okay, my fiance won't give me his password.

888
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: My question, do you hear? Do you still won't be

889
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: his fiance? If you want to be his fiance, could

890
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: ask her for that damn password? Thank you? Okay, let's go.

891
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: Did Stephen Sherley my fiance have been together for four years.

892
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: When we were dating, I was sneaking go through his

893
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: phone to see his text messages and call law. Here's

894
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: the question, why did you do that? All people say,

895
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: if you go looking for trouble, you're gonna find it now.

896
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: He didn't have a password on his phone at the time.

897
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: One day I went through his phone and found exactly

898
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: what I was looking for. You was looking for trouble.

899
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: You found it. Now it's gonna be a problem. I

900
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 1: saw that my man had been texting his child's mom

901
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: for a month, and the text to her was sexually explicit.

902
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: She had sent him several pictures of herself and they

903
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 1: called each other baby on the message. Without saying anything

904
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: to him because I knew he would lie I contacted

905
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: his child's mom. She confirmed that they were seeing each

906
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: other again, but had not had sex yet. I broke

907
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: up with my boyfriend immediately. Okay, Now, you went in

908
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: that looking for what you wanted to find. You found

909
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: exactly what you thought you'd find. Now you call the girl.

910
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: She confirmed that they had been talking but had not

911
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: had sex yet. You immediately went and broke up with

912
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: your boyfrid Okay, cool. Why why are we back at

913
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: this letter? Why is it motive this letter? Now? I'm

914
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why. Because a mom later, after all

915
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: his apologies and sweet gifts, he asked me to marry him.

916
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: But didn't you say yes? Did not you say yes?

917
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 1: That's why you all have become fiances, because you said yes.

918
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: After all you knew, and all you found and all

919
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: you heard. He asked you to marry him with some

920
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: sweet gifts and apologies, and you said yes. Where Everything

921
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: is going great now except for one thing. My fiance

922
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: has recently put a password on his phone, rightfulness, What

923
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: did you expect him? Do you know why he put

924
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: the password on the phone? Because everything is going great now?

925
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: Why would he allow it to not to continue to

926
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: go great? You already go through phones looking for stuff.

927
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: So now he didn't put a password on his phone.

928
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: And you know why I put the password on this

929
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: because everything going great? Now, Well that part two of

930
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour

931
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, come on, Steve, let's go

932
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: with your part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters,

933
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: subject my fiance won't give me his password. My fiance

934
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: won't give me his password. The question I have for

935
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: you is do you still won't be his fiance? If

936
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: you do, you got could ask you for this pas

937
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: because the last time you went through his phone, you

938
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: said you find what you was looking for. He was

939
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: talking to his child, baby mama. Him and the baby

940
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: mama been a shade of bisons, called each other baby baby,

941
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: and they've been talking sexually. Explosion. But the woman you

942
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: call huck and you knew he was gonna lie. Anybody's

943
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: gonna sit him telling like, yeah, I'm calling huh, that's

944
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: a lie. Anybody gladly tail. So she said you hadn't

945
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: had it, so you're just hadn't sex. So you broke

946
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: up immediately. Now after a bunch of sweet gifts and

947
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: some apologies and talking nice. He asked you to marry him.

948
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: You said, yes, that's how y'all, fiance, m Everything is

949
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: going great now except for one thing. My fiance has

950
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: recently put a password on the phone. Like I said

951
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: before the break, the reason he put the password on

952
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: the phone is cause everything is going great and your

953
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: nose ass ain't gonna leave it at that. Now I

954
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: have asked him for his password numerous times, but he

955
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: won't give it to me. Why would he give you

956
00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: this password? So you start calling people? Now you all

957
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: down on this job? Was was Larry at work Friday?

958
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: See you? You see it? Once you called one person,

959
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: your fiance gotta figure you could call anyway? Who is

960
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: Bishop Anita? Bishop Anita is in the soul saving biss

961
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: and you should leave it at that. So now I

962
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: have tried to figure out the password, but with no luck.

963
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: You got a lot of time. Now let me tell

964
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: you why you're not gonna figure this pass word out,

965
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: Because once our password is complicated, once we've been busted.

966
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: Ain't my birthdays? Oh that ain't that? Ain't You ain't

967
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: gonna get the birthday. You ain't gonna get so security.

968
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: But last foe. You know you ain't gonna get you

969
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: know you ain't. I number change when I was out

970
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: there playing my every day, my pass word changed. Whatever

971
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: the lottery number was the night before, that was my password.

972
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: And you do not have voicemail for not a matter

973
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: of fact. My my, my passwords so complicated. I used

974
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: the V number on my damn car, damn twenty seven

975
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: numbers you got damn that had a registration in your

976
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: hand to get in my phone when I was out

977
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: there working. Come on, man, my my damn password has

978
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: actually been the key to the vote at Folk Knocks.

979
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: Come on, man, mom, my password has actually been the

980
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: birthday or the folk Chicks I was dating. Come on,

981
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: hill bar that my hard I come on, give me

982
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: some more. My password has actually been my social curiting

983
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: number minus the Einstein equation Newton's law of m season. Yeah, man, yeah,

984
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:29,439
Speaker 1: you had to know something. My last password I had

985
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: two thousand and five was the middle of you know

986
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: that three sided ruler you had in school. The middle

987
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: feathered two digits on that ruler was yeah, yeah, And dude,

988
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: I had a password one time that was the circumference

989
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: of the third watermelon on the first role at the

990
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: produce sex. Come on, boy, that's how hard? So you're

991
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: not gonna guess his password now? Then she says, I

992
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: know I'm wrong for snooping, but I need that password. No,

993
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: you don't. Surely told you right. You need to be

994
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: in a loving, trusting relationship, but you're not. You need

995
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: that password for what? Because you know what You're gonna

996
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 1: find it now? Same thing you let him have him pictures?

997
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you just say that. Why would he say it?

998
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: Because why would he say it? Because that sounds natural.

999
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: He told me to just let it go and trust him.

1000
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to marry a cheetah. Please vibe. Listen

1001
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: to me. He's telling you, right, let it go and

1002
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: trust him, and then what you think go have listen

1003
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: to me? Or you could just say, hey, loo, by

1004
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: next Friday or this Friday. Okay, that's Friday, give me

1005
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: your phone that to give him three four days clean

1006
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: that Friday? Okay. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter

1007
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook, and don't

1008
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: forgot to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.

1009
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: We'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey

1010
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: Morning Show Right after this, you're listening to the Steve

1011
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here to murder yet another hit. Jay,

1012
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:47,919
Speaker 1: what do you have for U? And in mind y'all

1013
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,439
Speaker 1: check it out on the Steve Harry Morning. The sun

1014
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: goes out to George Wallace, My Road, Ulp Van, Samuel L. Jackson,

1015
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: L L. Cool, James, Jane, Missy Elliott, last but not least,

1016
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: Lebron James James. You tak me back to another place

1017
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: in time when I had a heline. Time will law

1018
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: with Jane, but you keep me the same My canno,

1019
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh game, you're my cann whoacka stounds like mine? People

1020
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: say out of Dame need to I really need to dress.

1021
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: That's a young one, mormaids. They're all wrong because I'm

1022
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: the cool in my kid. Um oh um, I can't

1023
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 1: let go come only Kingo's a nice head and George

1024
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:39,919
Speaker 1: yours is way too small. Too small, dude, it's way

1025
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: too damn song. Come on, man, Nobody White is gonna

1026
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: tell you this. That song is pretty much dedicated Dammond

1027
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: Jackson still wears one, so it is can't go but

1028
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: dedicated to George one who wears one, who needs a

1029
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: larger size. The one he wears is just way too small,

1030
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: way too small. It looks like a yamica on. He

1031
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 1: just refused to get a new one. Yeah, you know,

1032
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's got to see that as small.

1033
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's cutting up the circulation to his brain.

1034
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 1: I know you feel that. Yeah, you guys know, yeah

1035
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: he got I don't know how he got to owner head.

1036
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: But it's way too small. Yeah, yeah, it's stretched out.

1037
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: It's just it's very Yeah. All right, we'll be back.

1038
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Here we go. This segment is

1039
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 1: called things you say to yourself to keep you from

1040
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 1: flapping the beep out of someone on your job or anywhere. Really,

1041
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:59,240
Speaker 1: let me listen anywhere you need come on, Steve. You

1042
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 1: need to know old things that can calm your nerves.

1043
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: Ye see, that's what a lot of people don't know.

1044
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: You need calm. And now all this ain't for everybody,

1045
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 1: but I'm sure out of the ten or so that

1046
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen, you can come up with something that

1047
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 1: fits you. These are just I'm gonna just give you

1048
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 1: some little woo saw moments that you can kind of

1049
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: say to yourself to cleep from slapping the sugar honey

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01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: iced tea out of somebody down your damn job. You'll

1051
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 1: be walking to down at your job. This is for

1052
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: those of you that work a job and you wants

1053
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: to really slap the sugar honey iced tea out of

1054
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: somebody down at your job. These are some things you

1055
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 1: can say to yourself to just keep you from slapping

1056
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: them and then losing your job. You're gonna just go

1057
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 1: down the list I created. You say these to yourself.

1058
01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: I got two kids in college. Yeah, you need that,

1059
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: keep kids, keep your job. Here, got another one right here.

1060
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: Already got two strikes home out three for life. Here's

1061
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: another you can use right here. I just got this job. Yeah,

1062
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: I just got to and I was got to work

1063
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:35,640
Speaker 1: for eight months. I just got this job. But he

1064
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: got a bout one more time to say something on

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01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna slap the sugar honey. But I just

1066
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: got the job. Yeah. Yeah, Oh I'm closer retirement. I ain't.

1067
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: I got one more year in his ralay right in

1068
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 1: one year, you're gonna get a pension. Turkey. Go watch

1069
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:04,759
Speaker 1: just hanging there, man, nothing watch the turkey. Here's another

1070
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 1: one right here. Let it go, yea from Frozen. Yeah,

1071
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,840
Speaker 1: let here go another one right here for a lot

1072
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: of y'aller And I'm gonna just go and sit in

1073
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: my car smoker joint. I'm gonna just go sit in

1074
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: my car smoker everywhere. I know it's not legal, but

1075
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: you're just trying to keep your job, because I tell

1076
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: you what ain't legally if you slapped the sugar honey

1077
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: iced tea. Sugar scares me every time you say every time, Yeah,

1078
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:53,479
Speaker 1: come on, just sing a song to yourself, or you

1079
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: can just try to nothing but the blood the blood, amen,

1080
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 1: or just make up a lord, hold my hands, put

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01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: them deep into my pocket. O my hand, put them

1082
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 1: deep into my podast my hand, put them deep into

1083
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: my pockets. For I slap the sugar honey iced tea

1084
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:32,680
Speaker 1: out of him. Here's the woman to keep you from

1085
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 1: slapping the sugar honey iced tea out of Lord knows.

1086
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: I can't go back to jail. I can't go back

1087
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: to jail. I just couldn't stand it down. Now, I

1088
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: just couldn't stand it down. Oh, I can't go back

1089
01:11:54,160 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: to jail. Oh, but I want to do something. I

1090
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: beat and does something. I'm sorry you know, on the

1091
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: show but I can't go back to Jay or realization

1092
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:14,640
Speaker 1: right there? You saying, so those are things that you

1093
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: can use on your job. Seeing you say to yourself

1094
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: if you from slapping the sugar honey iced tea, how

1095
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: your co worker let it go? You're listening. I want

1096
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,839
Speaker 1: to ask you guys this, what is the one OCD

1097
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: thing you do every single day? We all have our

1098
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: OCD moments, you know we do. But what's the one

1099
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 1: thing you never miss even if it's the silliest little thing? Uh?

1100
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta touch something, you gotta taste something,

1101
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:48,000
Speaker 1: smells something, or hoard something every day or you don't

1102
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,600
Speaker 1: feel right? What's yours? Jay? I bite my lip. It

1103
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: looks like I'm geeking. It looks like I'm on something.

1104
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: But I'm like, people look at me like, what is

1105
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 1: What's wrong with him? Why is he doing that? I'm

1106
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: a lip fighter? Okay, a lip fighter? What about your junior?

1107
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,560
Speaker 1: I have to put things in in the middle of it.

1108
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: Can't have you sent in the in the middle. Yeah

1109
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 1: he does yeah stuff all the time. Y'alln't even notice it.

1110
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 1: But I moved stuff all the time. It just said

1111
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,760
Speaker 1: it just didn't look when we were working together. I

1112
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 1: never want it in my office because in the middle

1113
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,720
Speaker 1: step in your own damn Like my phone has to

1114
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 1: sit right in front of me. What about you, nephew,

1115
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,280
Speaker 1: y'all gonna think I'm crazy. I can't No, no, we

1116
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 1: would never. I can't. I can't go to the bathroom

1117
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: without taking a shower afterwards. I have to, Okay, have to. Okay,

1118
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,600
Speaker 1: this is some things, a lot of information. I'm just

1119
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: to work though. Yeah, go home. So like if you

1120
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 1: had the studio, you go all the way at home.

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01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going. I'm not going bathroom at work. That's

1122
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: a lot of scrub a day work. We'll be back

1123
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 1: this morning with ignorant. Right after this, you're listening to

1124
01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: Stey Morning Show. Time for comedy Roulette, guys, Jason down. Yeah.

1125
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: Each week we could test it with a comedy ability.

1126
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spind

1127
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,640
Speaker 1: the wheel, wed step We let it go. What you

1128
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: got all right? Here? We go? All right. Number one,

1129
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 1: every time you say something, they try to talk. That's

1130
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: a good sub that's here's what you say. Code Number two,

1131
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 1: why is your kids so fat? We can do that.

1132
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: We can do that. Number three, people who go from

1133
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: zero to sixty Tommy for big girls with little men. Yeah,

1134
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:08,679
Speaker 1: number five broke. People who you don't know are broke

1135
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:15,519
Speaker 1: until the check comes. Who's that tend the wheel? Cats

1136
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 1: tend the wheel? Oh? Here it is? Look you guy.

1137
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: People who go from zero to six? Y my god.

1138
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:32,560
Speaker 1: Working with somebody like this, let me tell you it

1139
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: is a nightmare. And then there from Houston. That's all

1140
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Ain't talking about the name. They're from Houston.

1141
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: Everything is a damn argument. Not as your boys with

1142
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 1: a high boys. You know what I'm talking about. Boys

1143
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:53,880
Speaker 1: argument about nothing zero we're talking, I say, you know,

1144
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:58,720
Speaker 1: in the full blown argument. Good day, he dang o?

1145
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:04,680
Speaker 1: Good about the day? That who is? Wow? Do you

1146
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,639
Speaker 1: have one, Steve? A person doesn't have to be somebody

1147
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 1: you work with, people from zero to sixty. Okay, well,

1148
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 1: since we're talking about people we worked with, I think Shirley.

1149
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: I think she go from zero sixty. Every time I

1150
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:25,519
Speaker 1: turn around, she mad by someone that bulls always correcting you.

1151
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: You can't say nothing wrong, isn't it? Ain't this isn't

1152
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 1: I mean as soon as you say something like she

1153
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: like that, like we got to deal with that? Do

1154
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,920
Speaker 1: you say something to it is. She just started drawing.

1155
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:41,040
Speaker 1: She started drawing right now, all of a sudden, we do.

1156
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: We're making a flower that don't really look like a flower.

1157
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: Flowers that look like way here the sixty not only

1158
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: not only did they go zero to sixty, once they

1159
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 1: reached sixty, they shut down. They got enough down that.

1160
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 1: Now let's say they quiet. That's what her day down

1161
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: then after that, so you're okay, we cool? No we cool?

1162
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: No no, well, no, hell no, let's just move on.

1163
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, let's just going

1164
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,080
Speaker 1: to do the show. Listen to it right there, No, no,

1165
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:21,560
Speaker 1: hell no. All right, we're coming back with more of

1166
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact,

1167
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:26,639
Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks.

1168
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. It's been a good day.

1169
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine after the hour. Right

1170
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steven Show. All right, Steve, here

1171
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:40,800
Speaker 1: we are last break of the day. Time for your

1172
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 1: closing remarks. Surely sent me something, and it got me

1173
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 1: to thinking, I'm gonna share with you what she sent me,

1174
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:53,280
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna paraphrase it. So it's more of how

1175
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 1: I talk, because sometimes I get a little stumbled up

1176
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: and it doesn't sound like me if I try to

1177
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,920
Speaker 1: share directly with somebody with somebody sent me. So I

1178
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: just want to talk to you about it. I want

1179
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,440
Speaker 1: to just talk to you about this life of abundance

1180
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,920
Speaker 1: that we are all qualified for. I want to talk

1181
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:12,519
Speaker 1: to you about the life of abundance that God really

1182
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:16,759
Speaker 1: wants all of us to enjoy. If you're a righteous person,

1183
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: God will give you a life of abundance. I didn't

1184
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: say if you were a saved person, if you are

1185
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: a member of this denomination, if you go to this church,

1186
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 1: if this is your pastor if this is your faith.

1187
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that God has a life of abundance

1188
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: for you if you put your trust and your faith

1189
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,840
Speaker 1: in Him. I'm just telling you, and you have to

1190
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 1: understand that God has equipped you to have this life

1191
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 1: of abundance. All of you have a gift that was

1192
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 1: given to you by God at birth. Everyone has one.

1193
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,600
Speaker 1: Now you may not know what it is, but you

1194
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 1: have it. But because you've been so bent, so determined

1195
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:20,160
Speaker 1: to do something to please somebody else, your mother wants

1196
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,920
Speaker 1: you to go to school and get a degree in

1197
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,639
Speaker 1: this well. I told him I was gonna come down

1198
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,400
Speaker 1: here and get a degree in that. So now I'm

1199
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 1: gonna get a degree in that where my father went

1200
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,640
Speaker 1: to the army, So I'm going to the army. You

1201
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,600
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with the army. It's nothing wrong with

1202
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: going to the army. But if that ain't really what

1203
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:40,439
Speaker 1: you were created for, you've fend to waste a lot

1204
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:44,679
Speaker 1: of time. Man, you really really are because God really

1205
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 1: did equipped you for a life of abundance. When he

1206
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,640
Speaker 1: created you, he had a mission in mind for you.

1207
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: You had a mission in mind for me. He gave

1208
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: you a gift. Your gifts is a thing that you

1209
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.

1210
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 1: If you identify that gift, that's your greatest chance. Now

1211
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 1: here's a deal. When He prepared you for this life

1212
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 1: of abundance, and he gave you everything you need it

1213
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,320
Speaker 1: to put on every day and go out and make

1214
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: your dreams and your life come true. If you put

1215
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,320
Speaker 1: if you become passionate about your gift, you can be

1216
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 1: on your way to making your life happening and your

1217
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: dreams come true. He gives you everything you need to

1218
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:34,600
Speaker 1: wear to go out and fight it. But what we

1219
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:39,640
Speaker 1: do is we suit up, We suit up, and we

1220
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 1: settling in. Well, I got this job now, well out

1221
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 1: of our four years away from getting this another degree,

1222
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: I might as well go here. Well I got a promotion,

1223
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 1: now I might as well stay on here, well out

1224
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: of star ray start invested in my four O one K.

1225
01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 1: So you suit up, but you settle in, and then

1226
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 1: you know what you do. What we often do, and

1227
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:07,320
Speaker 1: I did it myself for a while, we resign ourselves

1228
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 1: to living a mediocre life because we won't suit up

1229
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 1: and go out here and do what God want us

1230
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 1: to do. So here's what I'm saying to you. If

1231
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 1: God then gave you all the scoopa get equipment you need,

1232
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,360
Speaker 1: he then gave you the air tanks, the mask, the flippers,

1233
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 1: the nozzles, the hoses or as supply, don't put all

1234
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: this stuff up on and then head to the bathtub.

1235
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:47,639
Speaker 1: What you're doing, you're settling in. Head out to the ocean.

1236
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:52,680
Speaker 1: Get out in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there

1237
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,360
Speaker 1: in some of that deep water, Go out there where

1238
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: God has equipped you to go. He then suited you up.

1239
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 1: He gave you everything you need. But we want to

1240
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:07,080
Speaker 1: go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,

1241
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 1: all of you have the gear to win, the gear

1242
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 1: to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,

1243
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:20,960
Speaker 1: the gear to be happy. You have the gear. You

1244
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,160
Speaker 1: about to get out. You got to get out that

1245
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: bathtub and go out there in that ocean, out in

1246
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:29,840
Speaker 1: that deep water, because out in the ocean, it's the opportunity.

1247
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. You got to go

1248
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:38,599
Speaker 1: out there in that ocean of opportunity and experience all

1249
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:41,200
Speaker 1: the God got for you. Some of it. You gonna

1250
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 1: get tested. You're gonna feel like you're going down. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna get a sinking feeling. But you're gonna be fine.

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Speaker 1: You know why, because you got to give You have

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Speaker 1: what it takes. You got the gear. It's up to

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Speaker 1: you to jump in. If you don't ever jump in

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Speaker 1: the ocean, and you ain't gonna really know if you

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Speaker 1: can handle deep water or not. I got you scared

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Speaker 1: of the deep water. I got sometime that deep water.

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Speaker 1: Look rough out there. I know you've seen some purpose.

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Speaker 1: People try to acquire fame and prosperity and happiness and

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Speaker 1: go out on their own and I know you've seen

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Speaker 1: them out that sinking in the water look rough. So

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Speaker 1: now you want to stay over here in the bathtub.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. All your opportunities out

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Speaker 1: there in the ocean. There's just some sharks out there, yeah,

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Speaker 1: some bard coot out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some

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Speaker 1: whales out there. Yeah yeah yeah. All that's out there.

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Speaker 1: But what's to say you wanna be one, Get out

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Speaker 1: the bathtub with all this gilled God and gave you,

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Speaker 1: and jump in that ocean out there and swim like

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to swim around. You're gonna get the life

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Speaker 1: of your dreams, the life of abundance. That's all I

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Speaker 1: got to say. Thank you very much. Hope you got it.

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Speaker 1: Drop the dog. Yeah we're still got it. Thank you.

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