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Speaker 2: The Whole Show got into a discussion about this the

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Speaker 2: other day. One of the best feelings in the world

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Speaker 2: is when the airline tells you they've upgraded your seats

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Speaker 2: for free please, and then for that entire three hour

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Speaker 2: flight you get to experience the joy of feeling better

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Speaker 2: than everyone else in coach.

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Speaker 3: Superiority that it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Well, today we call a woman who's leaving on a

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Speaker 2: trip to Europe tomorrow and we let her know she's

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Speaker 2: been upgraded.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's so exciting.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely not the upgrade that she was hoping for.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 4: It's another on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, my name is Tommy Sazarak. I'm calling from Airlines.

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Speaker 2: Oh Hi, Hi is this julian This is she Hi, Julianne,

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Speaker 2: how are you doing today.

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Speaker 4: I'm really good. How are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing great. The reason for my call is there's

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Speaker 2: been a slight change in your outbound flight tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: And oh no, okay, so I see.

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Speaker 2: That you're traveling from New York to Paris.

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Speaker 4: Pretty exciting.

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Speaker 2: Well great. The good news is the time of your

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Speaker 2: flight is staying the same.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, okay, good, and you'll be on.

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Speaker 2: The same plane too. It's just that the airlines reclassified

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Speaker 2: you into the vertical zone.

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Speaker 4: What does that mean? Oh?

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Speaker 2: So, let me explain. The vertical zone is an area

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Speaker 2: where we took out fifteen rows of seats entirely, and

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Speaker 2: instead of being so cramped up and unhappy, you're going

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Speaker 2: to get the opportunity to fly vertical.

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Speaker 4: You mean like standing up bingo, No.

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Speaker 2: More germ filled seat pockets, no broken seat belts. You

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Speaker 2: are free to stand whenever you want, wherever you want

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Speaker 2: the vertical zone and just let those legs stretch. Pretty cool.

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Speaker 4: Huh, I'm confused. So I'm going I'm flying from New

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Speaker 4: York to Paris, right.

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Speaker 2: And for your entire seven hour and forty seven minute flight,

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Speaker 2: you're going to be much more comfortable holding a plastic strap.

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Speaker 2: You're kind of like a subway handle.

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Speaker 4: What No, I need a seat before. I want to

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Speaker 4: have one of the seat man.

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Speaker 2: But before you rush to judgment here, I haven't even

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Speaker 2: told you the best part of being a passenger in

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Speaker 2: the vertical zone.

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Speaker 4: Yet there's a better part than standing for like over

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Speaker 4: eight hours.

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Speaker 2: How does unlimited snacks sound.

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Speaker 4: I actually don't care about the snacks. I want a seat. Okay,

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Speaker 4: someone else I want to.

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Speaker 2: Have to just hear me out. You can choose from pretzels, cookies, crackers.

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Speaker 2: We'll just leave a big pile in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Well, hold on, I have planned this trip for over

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Speaker 4: a year. You can't call me the day before or

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Speaker 4: I'm getting out a flight and tell me that I'm

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Speaker 4: going to stand the incenter way. Well listen, I'm totally

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Speaker 4: unsafe and also ridiculous. I am not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Look. I know I might be crossing a boundary here, but.

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Speaker 4: Definitely you're crossing a boundary. Hold on, the boundary has

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Speaker 4: been crossed.

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Speaker 2: I did notice that you are in a solo seat,

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Speaker 2: not traveling with anyone excuse, which actually could be good

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Speaker 2: news because if you're single, this is a great chance

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Speaker 2: for you to walk around and meet some people.

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Speaker 4: I did not sign up for a dating service. I

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Speaker 4: sign up for a flight.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, qutie, what's your name?

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Speaker 4: My god, did you.

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Speaker 2: Come over to this side of the plane?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Who is on the line right now? What is happening?

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Speaker 2: That's just an example of what could happen up in

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Speaker 2: the air.

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Speaker 4: I would like to speak to someone else's place. This

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Speaker 4: isn't absolutely hold on, There is no way you can

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Speaker 4: even convince me that this is safe.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, actually it is extremely safe, because let's say

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Speaker 2: there's turbulence and it gets kind of bad. You just

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Speaker 2: hold the handle above with two hands instead of one one.

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Speaker 2: And we haven't had one fatal incident yet. Fatal Well,

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Speaker 2: there's no okay, to be fair, there are a few

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Speaker 2: people in the ICU, but the airline is crossing our

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Speaker 2: fingers that they're gonna pull through.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I believe I need I need to

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Speaker 4: I need to change air. This is not working for me. No, No,

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Speaker 4: I need a seat. I want the situation that I

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Speaker 4: say for Please.

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Speaker 2: Well, that is disappointing to hear, but let me see

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Speaker 2: what we can do.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I need a seat.

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Speaker 2: I understand, man, I am sorry, but it seems the

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Speaker 2: seats are all full. But what well, just for one

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Speaker 2: hundred and twenty five dollars extra, we can upgrade you

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Speaker 2: to vertical plus, which is even better because you're also

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Speaker 2: gonna get bathroom privileges. What you're gonna have to hold

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Speaker 2: it for the seven hour flights.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're trying to unperstell me so that I can

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Speaker 4: use some bathroom.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a positive to me.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's a good thing. You want to use the bathroom? Correct?

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Speaker 4: Okay, when I bought my ticket, none of this was

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Speaker 4: part of the deal, and I don't even This is.

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Speaker 2: Just I'm yeah, And that's funny because when I called you,

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Speaker 2: none of this was actually real. What it's a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call? You're on the radio right now. Wait, your

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Speaker 2: sister Samantha set you up for it.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. She said that you were going to

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Speaker 2: be traveling tomorrow and she wanted to play a joke

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Speaker 2: on you.

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Speaker 4: That's an apple like aub.

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Speaker 2: I think it sounds fun.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hody, you got your sexypjs on for this flood?

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Speaker 3: Huh damn girl, let's share it back of Doritos and me.

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Speaker 4: Weake up every morning. Was damn weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 4: brooking Jeffrey in the morning