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Speaker 1: Jubils. Dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Remember texting four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: secret to tell us, you can tell us anything. Nobody

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Speaker 1: will know who you are. You're free to say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake nickname when they call

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Speaker 1: in and on the phone. Right now, Taco Bell hot Sauce.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dangerous, I know, I know. Yeah, talk about

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Speaker 1: hot sauce is called up a couple times. Apparently I

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Speaker 1: want Taco Bell anyway, Taco Bell, hot Sauce. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty well. How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Hungry obviously for Taco Bell. But you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret to tell us? Oh my gosh, boy, do

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Speaker 1: I well? Then? Do you? You got me thinking about

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell? Now? Is that what your secret is about? Oh? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I wish that would be easy. Okay. So my husband

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Speaker 1: has this like mug that he's like obsessed with. You know,

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Speaker 1: so we've been married about but what is this eight

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Speaker 1: years this year and he's like totally obsessed with this mug.

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Speaker 1: And I happen to like, yeah, coffee mug, coffee runk,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I'm like, I'm the designated coffee maker.

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Speaker 1: So he said, has he had this mug for like

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Speaker 1: a long time and it's his favorite mug and he

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Speaker 1: always has to drink out of it every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like obsessed with it. I mean, like if we

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Speaker 1: go on a trip, he wants to take it with us.

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Speaker 1: I mean he doesn't, you know, he doesn't let it

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Speaker 1: out of his sight. I mean it's just this goofy

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Speaker 1: mug with a camel on it. I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what the camel's for, you know, like I've

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Speaker 1: never been to like the desert, so I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Maybe he's a fan of hump Day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah maybe maybe, but um anyway, I'm just like paranoid,

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Speaker 1: you know about like breaking it, because I tend to

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Speaker 1: break a lot of things, you know, your clumsy person,

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Speaker 1: like on accident or out of anger. No one accident.

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Speaker 1: I can't even do it if I'm angry because would

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Speaker 1: nobody would notice since I'm breaking stuff all the time.

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Speaker 1: So you're paranoid about breaking his favorite mug? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I decided, you know, just to safeguard myself. So

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Speaker 1: I was looking on eBay and I found the same mug.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like this ugly mug with the camel. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe somebody else had it, and so I bought

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Speaker 1: it and I stashed it in my office and I

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Speaker 1: keep it there just in case I ever like break

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Speaker 1: the mug, because I know eventually I'm going to do it,

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Speaker 1: and I have a backup. Okay, awesome, us break one

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Speaker 1: of them for fun. Oh no, because then I need

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Speaker 1: a backup for the backup. I mean, you know, she

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Speaker 1: really doesn't want her husband to get upset about his mug. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's the good wife. No idea how but he

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Speaker 1: gets about this mug. He could if it's not clean.

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Speaker 1: I mean like it's like, I don't know. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think she don't want to put somebody off. He is

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Speaker 1: he an angry man? Do we need to cool someone

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Speaker 1: like twice if you're okay, no, no, but he could.

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Speaker 1: He does a lot of whining. That's almost worse. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy, dirty little secret. Yeah, they're about having a

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Speaker 1: backup mug in case you break that. Hopefully you hit

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Speaker 1: it in a good place where he'll never find it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, I know I'll never find it.

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Speaker 1: I have this like secret place where I put like,

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Speaker 1: you know, cigarettes and all my adult toys and and

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Speaker 1: stuff and what did you just say? I said, I

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Speaker 1: hid it in a secret place that he'll never find

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Speaker 1: because I put it there with my cigarettes and my

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Speaker 1: adult toys and my wits and stuff, and he'll never think.

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Speaker 1: Did you say you don't? You don't? Okay, See, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know that you smoke or that you have these toys, Like,

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Speaker 1: why aren't you using them with him? Oh? No, No,

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Speaker 1: these are just for me and my imagination. What okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think we found the real secret. Where do you

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Speaker 1: hide them? It's in a call space in a in

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Speaker 1: a black cell with box like, yeah, it's pretty cool

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Speaker 1: because when I touch it, it's pretty cool. Okay, God,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's pretty crazy that you got two mugs. Huh.

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Speaker 1: And I found this identical mug too. Isn't that something

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Speaker 1: that is something that's the juice of this one? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks by. I don't think she understood that the other

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Speaker 1: stuff in that was way more shocking than the mug.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she should have started with that. Yeah, what's your

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