Speaker 1: Hey everybody. Once again, this is Dave Pash ESPN, an
Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals played by play announcer, bringing you another edition
Speaker 1: of the Dave Pash Podcast. It was a very disappointing
Speaker 1: season for the Arizona Cardinals, so we thought, you know,
Speaker 1: after this year and all the downs of twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: which included a lot of injuries and obviously a change
Speaker 1: with the general manager and the head coach, let's have
Speaker 1: a little fun as we close out the season by
Speaker 1: bringing in the great Frank Caliendo. We did this with
Speaker 1: Frank last year, and it was when the Cardinals were
Speaker 1: playing really well. We have Frank come in and read
Speaker 1: some highlights from actual radio calls from Wolf and me,
Speaker 1: and we had him do it in a variety of
Speaker 1: voices from Morgan Freeman to Al Pacino, to Jack Nicholson
Speaker 1: to Robert Downey Junior, Charles Barkley Shack. So we figured
Speaker 1: we would select some of the highlights of this past
Speaker 1: season and have Frank come back in and do it again.
Speaker 1: Three receivers, Judy right back to ripping hit and sacked
Speaker 1: absolutely mulled by J. J. Watt at the forty eight
Speaker 1: yard line. That's like turning around and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Joss is there ready to swallowed you up. There weren't
Speaker 1: a ton of things to choose from, but the Raiders
Speaker 1: game which the Cardinals one week two was one of
Speaker 1: the most exciting wins by any team in the NFL
Speaker 1: this season, and plus the great career of JJ Watt
Speaker 1: coming to a close, we wanted to bring you some
Speaker 1: of the highlights from one of Watt's biggest games of
Speaker 1: this past season. We are presented by Hila River Resorts
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Speaker 1: imagine if you've heard Frank before, I don't get a
Speaker 1: whole lot of words in. But this is all about
Speaker 1: Frank and about many voices and characters, bringing you the
Speaker 1: highlights and best moments from this past Arizona Cardinals season.
Speaker 1: So here he is actor and comedian and Arizona Cardinals fan,
Speaker 1: Frank Caliendo. So Frank here, we are ready to go
Speaker 1: in Swarow the character Swarrow. What am I even talking about?
Speaker 1: I have no idea? Why are you even here? Why
Speaker 1: would they name this pod pash pod if that's what
Speaker 1: it is? Other than the alliteration that is sitting before us.
Speaker 1: Because I sit here and wonder by the way I
Speaker 1: was listening to I was listening to Bill the other night.
Speaker 1: I think it was without you. I think he was
Speaker 1: cheating on you a little bit, which game because because
Speaker 1: we had usc UCLA together. No, maybe it was that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was that you just didn't get a chance
Speaker 1: to talk. Probably, but it's he sounds a little older now,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like his teeth are new or something.
Speaker 1: I can attest his teeth have been the exact same.
Speaker 1: Are they They're fake? Okay, but that's what they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not They're not. What it is is I can
Speaker 1: hear that they're not as secured as they once were,
Speaker 1: and they're in danger of falling out of his mouth,
Speaker 1: and they what is going on here? And we're using
Speaker 1: my tongue to maintain the stress that is these teeth
Speaker 1: in here. He'll be now, he'll be glad to know
Speaker 1: that when I when I tell him, because he's never
Speaker 1: listened to this, even though he was on one now,
Speaker 1: he's never listened to anything but other than the grateful debt,
Speaker 1: of course. But I'll let him know that. You notice
Speaker 1: that his teeth are not in his So yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that I thought they were cemented in Well's. It's
Speaker 1: got that little thing my dad has it. You get
Speaker 1: to a certain age and I don't think. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: that your mouth doesn't work as well anymore, which would
Speaker 1: be great for you in the broadcast with it, but
Speaker 1: there's something about where you just I couldn't. I can't
Speaker 1: put my finger on it, which would be good in
Speaker 1: these days of COVID and whatnot. But it's one of
Speaker 1: those types of things where I can't figure out what
Speaker 1: it is exactly, but I feel like it's dentures or
Speaker 1: teeth or something, and being very careful that everything, like
Speaker 1: as you articulate, you make sure that the teeth are
Speaker 1: not coming out. And there is a way that's a
Speaker 1: Bill Walton whispers. We're all very quiet here to sleepover,
Speaker 1: trying to figure that's Bill Walton as a kid, although
Speaker 1: I know he had a stutter. We're gonna just go
Speaker 1: over there, He's like, here we are in the sleepover,
Speaker 1: ready to go. We're camping in the swarrows around us,
Speaker 1: rattlesnakes everywhere. As I tell the story of this, I
Speaker 1: was trying to think of something that wouldn't get us canceled.
Speaker 1: It was going to be like some type of slim
Speaker 1: Man or something like that slender man. Look out. Can
Speaker 1: we say that bleep it out? I don't know. It
Speaker 1: depends on the part of the country you're in. So
Speaker 1: you say that I was on Doctor Phil just years ago.
Speaker 1: You say that Walton and Wolfley are the same, like,
Speaker 1: here's something similar, there's something similar to build. And that's
Speaker 1: the problem is when they are close, it's hard because
Speaker 1: they'll it'll go back and forth between between them. So
Speaker 1: run run Wolflee. Are you talking to me? You know?
Speaker 1: So it's it's a little It's Boulder and I've done
Speaker 1: so much Walton right there is like, oh, Dave da,
Speaker 1: what is going gone here? But then I realized that
Speaker 1: joshually the body Ventura, it's not even that far off.
Speaker 1: You just articulate the whole thing is a conspiracy. Have
Speaker 1: you done the because you've done actually started turning more
Speaker 1: into wolf there that did Have you done? Because you've
Speaker 1: done the dueling Walton's when you were on Mike and Mike,
Speaker 1: when Bill called in, it was Bill. And then when
Speaker 1: you came and did the game with us at Arizona
Speaker 1: State where Bill was Bill and you were Bill and
Speaker 1: we did like ten minutes. Have you ever done the
Speaker 1: dueling wolf LEAs where you call into wolf Show and
Speaker 1: I go back. I think I did. I surprised him
Speaker 1: as a fake wolf Lee as himself one time, and uh,
Speaker 1: just I was supposed to start talking all and every
Speaker 1: time somebody else would start talking, is like A just
Speaker 1: interrupted him, like he like you did me to start this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get you on to have fun because
Speaker 1: it's been a season that has not been fun at all.
Speaker 1: I hadn't noticed, you know. I I looked for the positives. Really,
Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to get you on so we
Speaker 1: can laugh. I haven't laughed in a while. We were
Speaker 1: the other before. Because I do want to get your
Speaker 1: taken the Cardinals, because I know you're Ardinal's fan. Who
Speaker 1: are the other imitations you do that are really similar
Speaker 1: where it comes from the same place. Oh, there's a there.
Speaker 1: There are quite a few of those. I just realized this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if you go to John c Riley, that kind
Speaker 1: of like it starts with Kermit the Frog and then
Speaker 1: you put it back your throat a little bit becomes
Speaker 1: John c Riley, did you touch my drum set that
Speaker 1: kind of a thing. You're gonna have to call me dragon.
Speaker 1: And then if you bring it in the back of
Speaker 1: your throat more and you put some air, it becomes
Speaker 1: Mark Ruffalo. I see this as an absolute win. That's
Speaker 1: what that is. And this, this voice right here, this
Speaker 1: voice right here, I figured out if you I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do it. A little bit, we had
Speaker 1: a little bit of California. Now just listen closely, because
Speaker 1: it's it's here, it's here, it's here, it's right there.
Speaker 1: It's Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers is in here. It's I
Speaker 1: can't get it exactly, but Aaron Aaron Aaron Rodgers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have it yet, but that's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is it's I know where that voice is. I figured
Speaker 1: out in the life because it's muppety, right, it is muppet.
Speaker 1: It's a oh you saw them. It's it's more towards
Speaker 1: a moopit than a Muppet movie. What did you see
Speaker 1: the Muppet movie? If you saw them Uppet movie, the
Speaker 1: the Muppets were like the evil evil Muppets. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've that's a long Is that a recent thing that's
Speaker 1: ten years twelve. So there was okay because I maybe
Speaker 1: Adams was in that one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know I know what that one is. Didn't you say
Speaker 1: that Schefter and Rappaport are similar, Queen, my sources, Adam
Speaker 1: Schefter is right in here, but if you give him
Speaker 1: a little bit of a cold, he becomes Ian Rappaport.
Speaker 1: That's and I've been tested. I do not have COVID.
Speaker 1: This is just your ordinary cold. But it's not even
Speaker 1: a cold when it's Ian Rappaport. But bait coming back
Speaker 1: to Adam Schefter, and now this is Adam Schefter, helium
Speaker 1: a queen. He hates it when I did when when
Speaker 1: Schefter see a thing about Schefter is and I might
Speaker 1: have told you this before, stop me if I hand,
Speaker 1: but um I can't stop laughing. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to stop. It's uh Schefter. Here's the that there
Speaker 1: are problems in impressions. Like when you heard the Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers and you've the first thing you went through is
Speaker 1: the things that weren't right about it, right, so you
Speaker 1: can hear I listen for the things that I find
Speaker 1: first that are right, and then I go from that
Speaker 1: and build on that. But what people normally hear is
Speaker 1: what's wrong. So Schefter here is to get the sound.
Speaker 1: For Adam Schefter, the eshes have to change. And he
Speaker 1: doesn't have this. He doesn't say his eshes are very
Speaker 1: well articulated. They're good esses. But he hears this. But
Speaker 1: I have to do that to put my jaw and
Speaker 1: throw it in the right position to be able to
Speaker 1: get that voice. Um, And that's that's what happens sometimes.
Speaker 1: I just started going Burman, eat meat, mate, And that's
Speaker 1: just that's just morse code beating meat, maye beating meat.
Speaker 1: People share what you will with Nobody struggles the wagons,
Speaker 1: the get him shift in a point of the camera.
Speaker 1: Um as a cardinal fan of somebody that lives in
Speaker 1: the valley relatively close to the facility. I won't give
Speaker 1: the address right, but you live, you live in the area.
Speaker 1: I live in the parking lot. Um, what what do
Speaker 1: you make of what has happened here in the last
Speaker 1: a couple of times? Oh, Dave, you put me in
Speaker 1: a tough position in the building. Uh, listen, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's ups and downs. When things get off the tracks.
Speaker 1: They can really get off the tracks. They're just off
Speaker 1: the tracks. Is time for a reset? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? You can sit here and complain, which is
Speaker 1: probably what your partner does. But uh yeah, I just look,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be tough stretch here, Um, but
Speaker 1: I think it'll be interesting to see. I always look
Speaker 1: for the positive. I just want it to be good.
Speaker 1: So I think there's no way but up right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the way I look at it. Um. But it
Speaker 1: was tough, was it? You know? Every nobody's gonna tell
Speaker 1: you it was a great when the highlight of the
Speaker 1: season is JJ Watt's last game, you know, and that's
Speaker 1: the thing you're looking for, is Um, that's a tough spot. Um.
Speaker 1: And is it true that you were involved than JJ Wat?
Speaker 1: It's kind of it was kind of fake. But I've
Speaker 1: known JJ for a long time because I texted him
Speaker 1: you should come here, and I'm sorry no, Uh but
Speaker 1: it was one of those things where, um, yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: known him and I texted him you should come here,
Speaker 1: and uh. Then I just claimed that it was why
Speaker 1: he came in. A lot of people ran with that,
Speaker 1: like you know, like Yahoo Sports or something like. People
Speaker 1: just start saying things like that, or it might have
Speaker 1: been on Dan Patrick and lied and said I actually
Speaker 1: was the reason I did a little bit of lying,
Speaker 1: and then people just go at the lies. Um. And
Speaker 1: I used to not I used to like, can't say
Speaker 1: that these I used to like, right after I said
Speaker 1: a lie, I'd be like, oh no, no, I'm just
Speaker 1: kidding about it. Now. I just let it go and
Speaker 1: then deal with it a few days later. The Wisconsin Connect. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he I think it might have been from Mike
Speaker 1: and Mike and he'd probably listened to Mike and Mike
Speaker 1: or something like that, or he knew me from being
Speaker 1: from Wisconsin. He and his brothers all came out to
Speaker 1: a show at the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee. And it
Speaker 1: was funny because it was him, him, t J or
Speaker 1: h Yeah TJ and and Derek and uh and they
Speaker 1: It's sneaking those guys into a theater in Wisconsin not
Speaker 1: easy because they're all massive human beings. Um. But they
Speaker 1: came to a show and they got there right in
Speaker 1: the last second, and I brought him in backstage. We
Speaker 1: you know, did a bunch of pictures. Funny because nobody
Speaker 1: really knew TJ yet. Yeah, or Derek um and uh
Speaker 1: I wikipediat him. I you know, I took a look
Speaker 1: at looked up all the info about the brothers and
Speaker 1: uh JJ called me on somebody was on Wikipedia'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I better believe I was. I wanted to be prepared.
Speaker 1: I'm Dave Pash, That's who I am. First time, I well,
Speaker 1: i'd met JJ doing games at Wisconsin when he was
Speaker 1: playing there. But when he got here, we did a
Speaker 1: sit down interview with him and he remembered. He said,
Speaker 1: you're from Madison, right, and I said, yeah, oh, he remembered.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about people don't understand a lot of
Speaker 1: these players, especially the elite players. The mind is at
Speaker 1: such an elite level to Aaron Rodgers can do that.
Speaker 1: You know, he can remember things. The first time when
Speaker 1: I met Aaron Rodgers, it was at the NBC Tahoe
Speaker 1: Golf tournament, that celebrity golferman. I wasn't. I wasn't a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I was the entertainment. Barkley was in the you know,
Speaker 1: in singing in karaoke because the thriller Thriller that those
Speaker 1: zombies going to eat you lookout San Antonio. You know.
Speaker 1: So um, I just watched a club at him talk
Speaker 1: about san Antonio on so uh so uh so. I
Speaker 1: remember Rogers comes up to me and he goes, and
Speaker 1: I don't have the voice yet, so I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it as John c Riley playing. He goes really the
Speaker 1: kiddie table and I was like, what are you what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? In that skit? You put me
Speaker 1: at the kiddie table. I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I did. It was a Thanksgiving sketch and it was five.
Speaker 1: Was at the adult table and we had Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: look alike and he was at the kiddie table not
Speaker 1: getting to play. I was like yeah, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't really care, you know it, didn't really care
Speaker 1: about it, but I think and I told some other
Speaker 1: guys about that lay He's like, oh yeah, that bugged him,
Speaker 1: like everything bugs him, like everything, that's what drives him?
Speaker 1: Is it stuff like that? I'm like, all right, but
Speaker 1: I can't believe he cares about like something like somebody
Speaker 1: like me would say. And he's like, oh, They're like no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, they don't. Um My son is calling
Speaker 1: me during the pashpod. Do you need to talk to him? Uh?
Speaker 1: Let me do that real quick. Just make sure he's alive. Hello.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm with Dave pass right now. It's much
Speaker 1: more important than Chipotle. Up hung up? Bumm me, he
Speaker 1: hung up on me. I'm sorry. I thought it might
Speaker 1: be an emergency, but he was probably driving something cool.
Speaker 1: He asked me if I wanted Chipotle and uh not today, man,
Speaker 1: not today. This is not a day. No, it's a
Speaker 1: it is a sponsor. Careful. Um, all right, Any current
Speaker 1: players that you can uh No, I don't really think so.
Speaker 1: The players are usually harder because they're younger. Older people
Speaker 1: are usually a lot easier because they've become caricatures of
Speaker 1: themselves at that point. Um, So I don't think there's
Speaker 1: really any current players if I really try. There's also
Speaker 1: very few places you can use that. So if you're
Speaker 1: doing any there are some players that are you know,
Speaker 1: national and international, like a Tom Brady or something like that. Um,
Speaker 1: but he's pretty regular and um. But in terms of
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, not a lot, because it's it's
Speaker 1: an and to me, part of it's just there. What's
Speaker 1: the there's no usage, there's no where. What am I
Speaker 1: gonna get? I'm not gonna get anything out of it
Speaker 1: on stand up maybe local social media, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spend it because it takes a lot of
Speaker 1: time to work on these things. So to to get
Speaker 1: some to try and get somebody, that would be like
Speaker 1: doing it. And I don't want to mean to downplay
Speaker 1: at the but like doing a local weather person. What's
Speaker 1: great if you can just knock it out and you
Speaker 1: can do it. But people, if I do that and
Speaker 1: a local weather person from the weather man here from
Speaker 1: Phoenix in uh, Massachusetts, they're not gonna get you know,
Speaker 1: They're just not gonna kill it. They're not gonna get it.
Speaker 1: So do you do? Because I know you've done Barkley
Speaker 1: and you're a huge basketball fan. Are there any other
Speaker 1: basketball guys, uh other than Barkley? Well, there's they're Shack
Speaker 1: Shack is gonna be. But all I can do is
Speaker 1: Ernie is uh Arnie Johnson along with Shaquille O'Neil. That's
Speaker 1: all I could do. It's actually not that it's in there.
Speaker 1: Actually I heard that, Oh I Hearnie Jomps along with
Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neil. Uh. Yeah, it's which isn't that far off
Speaker 1: from Marvelbert from downtown. Yes, we need to get you
Speaker 1: need to have you study Van Gundy. Okay, so Van Gundy.
Speaker 1: Oh it sounds like he's just getting punch his stomach.
Speaker 1: Why what is why? What these refs shouldn't even be
Speaker 1: part of this game right now? Are they even watching what?
Speaker 1: That's when I was coaching, none of this would happen
Speaker 1: because I would punch them in the stomach. Doesn't like
Speaker 1: every day like he like he talks in those tiny
Speaker 1: little it's like somebody's oh and that's what what is
Speaker 1: happening here? How about Mark Jackson? Mark, Mark's got a
Speaker 1: little bit of that New York, New York, New York
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Again, you'd have to probably yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to the we just had him on If you
Speaker 1: want to listen to the episode, you can. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: actually I've actually dabbled in working on that Mark Jackson
Speaker 1: sometimes because of the I can get the last of
Speaker 1: the Van Gundi because it's not perfect obviously, but it's
Speaker 1: that's what he does like pretty good when he when
Speaker 1: he goes into it. It's it's the joke of it too.
Speaker 1: It's just that that punched in the stomach thing you
Speaker 1: can visualize and a lot of people want to punch
Speaker 1: Van Gundi in the stomach. He's fantastic, but he's he's
Speaker 1: really great. But he just he says things. He's not
Speaker 1: afraid to piss people. That's what's great about That's what
Speaker 1: makes these guys great, as they don't care correct that
Speaker 1: they're going to get the backlash from the stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, Jeff definitely does not care. Not He'll say
Speaker 1: what he'll say whatever's on his mind. Nothing, Nothing bothers me,
Speaker 1: not even this guy's shooting this cannon into my stomach
Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna I gotta text him after and
Speaker 1: tell him that your impression of him is as if
Speaker 1: he's getting punched in the stomach every time he talks.
Speaker 1: That's too good, all right. So we did this last
Speaker 1: year and it was, first of all, hilarious, as you
Speaker 1: can tell, I find you funny, since I've been laughing
Speaker 1: throughout here. Find me somebody ten minutes of this. And
Speaker 1: this was of all the things we've done, is probably
Speaker 1: we had our most engagement in terms of retweets. And
Speaker 1: you're usually the one that retweets everything, so actually actually
Speaker 1: actually others are retweeted. You're doing the highlights from last year.
Speaker 1: Now this year, we don't have as much to choose from,
Speaker 1: so we picked a handful. Couple are from the Raiders game,
Speaker 1: which was Week two. I don't know if you remember
Speaker 1: that game. I don't. Cardinals were down twenty to nothing
Speaker 1: at halftime. Came yeah, yeah, so well there's a two
Speaker 1: point conversion. So basically, what Frank's gonna do, folks, is
Speaker 1: he is going to immitate. We have the script here
Speaker 1: of exactly what I said and calling the play, and
Speaker 1: then what Wolf says after, and so Frank is going
Speaker 1: to in a variety of voices. Yeah, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: read it. I'm gonna read the script because I don't
Speaker 1: have to figure out the play and do it myself.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna call it names for me to
Speaker 1: change during them. So, but I want you to, like,
Speaker 1: I guess as like to give people a taste, like
Speaker 1: pick one voice for the first one, and then we'll
Speaker 1: go back and do it again. Uh yeah, just give
Speaker 1: me one. I'll just started out, all right, let's start
Speaker 1: it out with Robert Downey Jr. All right, So here's
Speaker 1: a deal empty set now for Murray. Three receivers. Right,
Speaker 1: of course, it is snap to Kyler looking right now
Speaker 1: back to the middle. Now runs to the right, a
Speaker 1: lot of right here. Three right turns brings you back
Speaker 1: to the same place, I believe, being chased. Imagine that
Speaker 1: backing up of the twenty, backing up so far that
Speaker 1: you can't even see him anymore. That's the difficulty about Kyler's.
Speaker 1: The further he way he gets, the tinier he gets
Speaker 1: sure changing the script. I didn't say any that I think,
Speaker 1: go ahead, though, feel free, how you know how I feel?
Speaker 1: He never sticks to the script, all right, du Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: Then from here on out, looking still dancing around, pointing,
Speaker 1: still holding the ball like a street ball in the backyard.
Speaker 1: He still got it. Runs right to the ten, cuts
Speaker 1: left to the five, and he's gonna score, all right, dude, DeNiro. Now,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, ha ha, Kyler murray on that play,
Speaker 1: on a play that took about a minute. Somehow get
Speaker 1: to the end zone for two points, h boy, old point.
Speaker 1: It's very good by Kyler. Ha ha. This is the
Speaker 1: entertainment capital of the world. I don't think you said this.
Speaker 1: This is the entertainment capital world. That's what you said, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I hear you. Pause it right now, because there wouldn't
Speaker 1: be enough time in this play. This is the entertainment
Speaker 1: capital of the world. And I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: seen the two point play is entertaining his end? Huh?
Speaker 1: All right now? With Wolfley stepping in here to mel Kiper,
Speaker 1: I'll talk about I have never seen that before in
Speaker 1: my life, and I'll tremendously long life. Somebody tell me
Speaker 1: how long that play is. You don't let Kyler sit
Speaker 1: down and do the yoda right now, because that is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And listen, there a lot of things in my life,
Speaker 1: but what the world is do the yoda? I mean,
Speaker 1: talk about a guy sometimes. Why does mel get upset
Speaker 1: when you do him? When you because he does. He
Speaker 1: doesn't get upset. He likes it. But he always wants
Speaker 1: me to do like Todd or Somebody's like, you can't
Speaker 1: do somebody else on the show. It's like, like, I
Speaker 1: love when you do me, but he's you know it
Speaker 1: be I just appreciated that he could do somebody else
Speaker 1: in the show as well. I'm like, well, you're kind
Speaker 1: of the big cartoon character. That's what's funny. I told
Speaker 1: his wife that he came to a show in Baltimore
Speaker 1: one time, and I told his wife, I go, I go,
Speaker 1: he's so normal. What happens when he gets on TV?
Speaker 1: She's like I know, And he's like, well, it's working
Speaker 1: in the basement like a millions of dollars at the
Speaker 1: end of the day. Where do you get the trail off?
Speaker 1: Where he just mumbles, where did you get that from?
Speaker 1: I just kind of make it up to get a laugh.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of those things that works. But
Speaker 1: he does this, He kind of does that, but I
Speaker 1: just turned it into it like it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to the Jopp's milk Iyper Junior in an
Speaker 1: action movie. I got a camouflage all over my body
Speaker 1: and face. Can't see me if I'm in some type
Speaker 1: of feeling, you're you're trying to aim at me. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day, the guys who are to
Speaker 1: the camouflage aren't gonna make it all right. So let's
Speaker 1: do this play again and do the whole thing as
Speaker 1: nance and romo too. My nance is a good enough,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is my nance? Yeah, nace my nance.
Speaker 1: And I told Jim nance this like that's why I
Speaker 1: only say Tony Jim nance slung see it and after
Speaker 1: doing all this talking it's hard. It's it's amazing that
Speaker 1: you can adjustice quickly. Nance like there's golf nance Jim nance.
Speaker 1: So how would Jim nance? How would romo Jim. I've
Speaker 1: never seen a play like that before in my life.
Speaker 1: It's incredible and amazing and amazingly incredible. Somebody tell me, Jim,
Speaker 1: you gotta tell me how long that play is? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, Kyler, sit down and do the Yoda
Speaker 1: right now, because that is unbelievable. Jim today, have you
Speaker 1: have you done Aikman yet? No, he's he's hard because
Speaker 1: he's very nasal. Uh, he's got there, there's something in
Speaker 1: his Uh. I used to I was working on a
Speaker 1: Buck for a while too. I'm starting to get Joe Buck.
Speaker 1: I did it for Joe and he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. I was like, And he's a very people
Speaker 1: don't understand Joe Buck's a very funny guy and very
Speaker 1: self deprecating. You don't see that on TV because that's
Speaker 1: not his job. But nobody can put themselves down better
Speaker 1: than Joe Buck. But that that's not usually what he does.
Speaker 1: And tell you, but he was he was. It was
Speaker 1: one of those again where I wasn't there all the
Speaker 1: way and uh then I just got a little shy,
Speaker 1: all right. Um so that was the crazy run for
Speaker 1: the two point. Because the Cardinals win the game in
Speaker 1: overtime on a fifty nine yard fumble return in it's
Speaker 1: Byron Murphy that okay, so do this. Give give me
Speaker 1: the names a little faster and we'll go into the
Speaker 1: The voice is a little bit faster this time. Morgan
Speaker 1: Freeman to start second to ten for the Raiders at
Speaker 1: the Cardinal thirty nine. Four receivers two right, two left,
Speaker 1: car waiting for the shotgun snap Al Pacino. He's got
Speaker 1: the ball, quick throw left side. Renfro with the catch
Speaker 1: and he breaks one tackle and the ball comes out Madden,
Speaker 1: I mean it's loose, and it's picked up by the
Speaker 1: Cardinals had been field. I mean it's picked up by
Speaker 1: Byron Murphy. Summer at the forty at the thirty the
Speaker 1: twenty the ten ball game, Belichick from Byron Murphy picks
Speaker 1: up the ball midfield returns as a touchdown whatever, and
Speaker 1: the Cardinals win. That's an unbelievable finish here in Vegas.
Speaker 1: And I'm just ecstatic. Chris Berman shot what you will,
Speaker 1: but no face paint for that guy. Eater. All right,
Speaker 1: let me let me tell you what that's from. So, yes,
Speaker 1: there was a touchdown at the end of the game,
Speaker 1: Cardinals win, and I say, no face paint for this guy.
Speaker 1: The reason I said that is I had Damian Lillard
Speaker 1: on the podcast. He's a Raiders fan, so we had
Speaker 1: a gentlemanly bet. If the Cardinals one, he would have
Speaker 1: to wear Kyler Murray jersey into the arena one night.
Speaker 1: If the Raiders won, I had to, according to him,
Speaker 1: paint my face and get in black hole gear like
Speaker 1: I had to wear all the Raiders gear black silver paint.
Speaker 1: So that's why the uh yeah, it's good, it's good. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, So let's start back with it's picked up
Speaker 1: by Byron Murphy. Since we um, and let's do Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1: Byron Murphy picks up the ball in midfield, returns it
Speaker 1: for a touchdown. That's crazy, and the Cardinals win. What
Speaker 1: unbelievable finish here in Vegas? All right? Now, just do
Speaker 1: this next one as wolf crazy. I can't It's gonna
Speaker 1: be Baulton. Now are you talking about? I can't I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't get into it. Crazy Coral. Coral is here
Speaker 1: for the Arizona Cardinals. Crazy Carl. I can't get it today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about Jeff Goldman? Crazy Carl? Who is ah is here?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it? Carzy Color? Crazy call? Because so
Speaker 1: it's a wolf lys Um. He calls, like if something
Speaker 1: mild happens that no one could predict. It's according to him,
Speaker 1: crazy car Crazy Carl is here for the Arizona Cardinal Zoo.
Speaker 1: Crazy Carl. I'll show it up on the field shoes
Speaker 1: and then I jump in at the end here with
Speaker 1: let's let's do this one as let's do Schefter. According
Speaker 1: to my sources at this particular time, Isaiah Simmons forced
Speaker 1: the fumble and Byron Murphy picked it up and took
Speaker 1: it to the house to win the game in overtime
Speaker 1: twenty nine to twenty three. And you wonder why hates
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like the voice all of a
Speaker 1: sudden gets really high. It is. It's just there. It's
Speaker 1: not very technically accurate, but in my head, it's just
Speaker 1: Schefter on helium. Okay, she had a children's party one time.
Speaker 1: How did this come about? It was at a children's party.
Speaker 1: One of the balloons had a slight leak. I wanted
Speaker 1: to save the children for being over heliumized. I took
Speaker 1: in the helium. I floated to the top, not unlike
Speaker 1: Grandpa and Charlie and who I walk in the chocolate factory,
Speaker 1: and then I belched my way down to save the universe.
Speaker 1: I can picture scheft or belching articulating the way that
Speaker 1: they make the equilibrium in my body. Come back and
Speaker 1: we will all be fine, all right. So with this
Speaker 1: next one, it's it's J. J. Watt. He had three
Speaker 1: sacks at Denver, the guy that you brought to Arizona
Speaker 1: to finish his career. So from my call here you
Speaker 1: want who else do you want me to bring you?
Speaker 1: I mean to bring in anybody else. Uh, give me
Speaker 1: some time, Yeah, carefully, come up, give me the list
Speaker 1: of free agents. Want? Okay, um, give me the list
Speaker 1: of free agents. Well we'll see who you know who
Speaker 1: you can text? All right, So for my call, do
Speaker 1: that as Jack Nicholson. And then when you get to
Speaker 1: Wolf stephen A. Smith, Oh there you go. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: have me as Jack Nicholson and then Wolf as Stephen a.
Speaker 1: Three receivers Judy, you're right back to throw, ripping hit
Speaker 1: and sacked absolutely mulled by J. J. Watt at the
Speaker 1: forty eight yard line. That's like turning around and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden Jaws is there ready to swallow you
Speaker 1: up like I just did right there? Who is the Stephen?
Speaker 1: I have to sound him and understand what's going on?
Speaker 1: Right here? Jack Nicholson almost inhaled me, which probably has
Speaker 1: been said before. How about that right there? J. J.
Speaker 1: Watt gets turned loose by the right tackle, the Cordinals
Speaker 1: bringing in all sorts of gas right there, and J. J.
Speaker 1: Watt the apparent benefactor. I feel like we've done everybody.
Speaker 1: Who are you okay? So there's this guy David Attenborough
Speaker 1: who I don't know, who's David Attenbury? How would he say?
Speaker 1: What Wolf just said? J J. Watt? How about that
Speaker 1: right there? Jay Jay what gets turned loose to the
Speaker 1: right tackle, the Cardinals bringing all sorts of gas right there?
Speaker 1: And J J what the benefactor? This would be a
Speaker 1: good one too by Morgan Freeman. H. J. J. Watt
Speaker 1: gets turned loose by the right tackle, the Cardinals bringing
Speaker 1: all sorts of gas right there, and J. J. Watt
Speaker 1: the benefactor. Truth is, we knew it was going to
Speaker 1: be him zin Wanta Nahouh. I have like twenty guys
Speaker 1: on this list here, we've done everything. Just just go
Speaker 1: through them again, and go through them faster. Just give
Speaker 1: every line, all right, Liam Neeson Arie in an empty set,
Speaker 1: you want to set it up? Go ahead? All right?
Speaker 1: So this is Hollywood who you are? Twenty five yard
Speaker 1: touchdown that you want catching run against the Eagles. Go ahead?
Speaker 1: So yeah, start with Liam Neeson Murray in an empty set,
Speaker 1: in shotgun takes that you're supposed to be giving me
Speaker 1: the voice of Alpaccino takes the snap three that drop,
Speaker 1: looks over the middle, throws and it's cart Bye Brown
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman first down, makes a man miss at the fifteen.
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick, the tenant. Brown is in the end zone
Speaker 1: for the touchdown. I rappaport. That's just shifted with a cold.
Speaker 1: They head to think about it. Hollywood Brown has been
Speaker 1: spectacular Ley and he cuts the lead at half with
Speaker 1: the gorgeous run after the catch Joe Walton for Wolfley. Okay,
Speaker 1: what an incredible playing by Hollywood Brown. Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: Make the catch and run after the catch Robert de Niro,
Speaker 1: you want to talk about the red carpet high Tracy Morgan, So,
Speaker 1: Hollywood Brown just walked down the red carpet here, stay
Speaker 1: from stadium. That's crazy. That's very good, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's that's really Hard's pretty good. Like they should come
Speaker 1: up with a game show. Has anybody come up with
Speaker 1: a game show idea where like they bring on comedians
Speaker 1: like yourself and do that, and like, whoever, I don't
Speaker 1: like anything that's like because I don't like anything that's
Speaker 1: like a challenge that people vote on or something like that,
Speaker 1: because then it's just a popularity contest. Like people always like,
Speaker 1: how about you and Jay Farrere do an impression off?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how about we just do a sketch
Speaker 1: together and have fun? Or unless I'm the judge of it,
Speaker 1: or if I was the host of it, like make
Speaker 1: people do things, then I wouldn't have a problem. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do that last one, the Hollywood Brown. Let's do
Speaker 1: let's do my call. Let's start at as a Pat
Speaker 1: summerroll Murray, empty set, shotgun Madden right there, it's taking
Speaker 1: a snap, three steps, drop, it looks over the middle
Speaker 1: and boom, he's throwing the caught by Hollywood Brown. First down,
Speaker 1: a ray makes a man missed at the fifteen cuts
Speaker 1: right right there, it's Attendant Brown's in the end zone. Touchdown.
Speaker 1: Hollywood Brown is jocular and he constantly have what a
Speaker 1: gorgeous runner over there? All right now it's wolfleet Bruce
Speaker 1: Arians That's what I'm talking Aboutdaddy. Wait wait, what incredible
Speaker 1: play by Hollywood Brown. I mean you talk about dead
Speaker 1: dadd and made a catch right there to run after
Speaker 1: catch it Chohnce, We'll talk about red carpet. Hollywood Brown.
Speaker 1: Just walk down the red carpet here at State Farm Stadium.
Speaker 1: Did you touch my carpet? Did you touch my red carpet? Um?
Speaker 1: What all you have going on these days? Other than
Speaker 1: being kind enough to come in here and do this again?
Speaker 1: I just go to Cardinal's facilities and read scripts as
Speaker 1: people more famous than me. Now I'm gonna be in Phoenix, uh,
Speaker 1: February fourth at CB Live comparably Yeah, people notice cblive
Speaker 1: cblive dot com or Frank onstage dot com. Uh. CB
Speaker 1: Live is uh there in Desert Ridge. Really, it's actually
Speaker 1: my favorite people who own the club's own all like
Speaker 1: the three big clubs in the city. I don't there's
Speaker 1: like ten clubs now or something like that. But Stand
Speaker 1: Up Live there's the Improv and then CB Live. CB Live.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's my favorite to do. I
Speaker 1: think it's because it has such a big green room,
Speaker 1: which is stupid. But probably the ten improv is is
Speaker 1: like my home. It's just down the street from me,
Speaker 1: so that one I really love for that. But I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just really like performing in CB Live.
Speaker 1: So they asked me to do some other dates too,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just do you know, just how
Speaker 1: about the Saturday CB Live two shows? Any travel anything
Speaker 1: out of town? Nothing? Right now. I do a lot
Speaker 1: of corporate shows, so that's that's why people don't see
Speaker 1: me on the But no, I've kind of been the
Speaker 1: just figuring out what I want to do. I've been
Speaker 1: auditioning for some stuff still and uh maybe in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowls here I might be doing some more, you know,
Speaker 1: guest appearances and stuff. It was hard last year. It
Speaker 1: was funny because all the people I'd normally do that
Speaker 1: shows guest spots on they were in LA so they
Speaker 1: could get way better guests. Like so like if you
Speaker 1: could have gotten JJ Watt this week, then I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been here, you know. So it's it's not true
Speaker 1: you're coming either way. I was coming either way you
Speaker 1: were coming. Oh, But I mean you have to look
Speaker 1: at things in reality. I remember being in radio row
Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl years and years ago, and I
Speaker 1: was always I was perfect because I'm the filler. I
Speaker 1: like I could make a good content for people. I
Speaker 1: could have a good people could have good interviews and
Speaker 1: interesting in something different while they're waiting for somebody like uh,
Speaker 1: you know Andrew Luck or somebody that the NFL is
Speaker 1: parading through as one of their superstar ambassador people. So
Speaker 1: um and wouldn't be probably Andrew Luck anymore. But at
Speaker 1: the time, I just remember him being one of the
Speaker 1: big Tim Tebow was the funniest because Tim Tebow came
Speaker 1: in everything shut down. It was during tebo Mania, right,
Speaker 1: and there was a glow around him and you oh,
Speaker 1: like it literally that happened like like I'm not even
Speaker 1: making a lot of people embellished to say that there
Speaker 1: were actually angels. It was incredible. Can you do Tim? No?
Speaker 1: But I think he is because he's an over enunciator
Speaker 1: and he's He's got a delicate voice for being such
Speaker 1: a big guy. He's a gentle giant type of person.
Speaker 1: So I think there is something, um, but I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you what it it is exactly. But again, that's
Speaker 1: another person that's gonna be very specific. So if you
Speaker 1: work on that, it's gonna kill. In Florida, in a
Speaker 1: certain part of Florida and some of the college you know,
Speaker 1: college football fans. Do you get recognized when you're around
Speaker 1: in Arizona? Do you have to like wear a hat
Speaker 1: all the time so people don't come up to you
Speaker 1: and say, hey, oh it's Frank Kelly. Hey can you imitate?
Speaker 1: Not really because they think I'm gonna be way taller, um,
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, sometimes it depends. I was followed around.
Speaker 1: I was the grocery store today and people are following here.
Speaker 1: I could see people, some people taking pictures of me
Speaker 1: to see if I'm really me. They don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm Frank Caliendo or like a guy they went to
Speaker 1: school with, or if I was there gym coach or
Speaker 1: something like that. I was. There's another one and this
Speaker 1: is another one that I do a lot of workshopping
Speaker 1: here today. But I know how to do Pat McAfee.
Speaker 1: The Pat McAfee is that he's like, we have a
Speaker 1: winner right here. That's the way it's going to happen. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Oh and that right mind what because he does that
Speaker 1: thing where he's counting it down. We see what you
Speaker 1: just saw. So I did a game with Pat and
Speaker 1: kirkhurb Street. I did way second. Kirk hurb Street does
Speaker 1: um football games. I didn't know that. So but between
Speaker 1: you and him, yeah right, I mean your season probably
Speaker 1: what he gets in a game, But I mean he
Speaker 1: was he's in so many different player and he's great.
Speaker 1: Herbie's a great guy and he's awesome. He's I judge
Speaker 1: people if they've come out to see me live, that's all.
Speaker 1: You're done the ranks. You're in the basement, Um, Bill
Speaker 1: Walton come to see me three times? Are you going
Speaker 1: to stop doing it? Like during the season and a weason?
Speaker 1: What season you're in? All the seasons in the summer,
Speaker 1: never a season in the summer and you're in Italy
Speaker 1: fair not the whole time. Oh, speaking of that, have
Speaker 1: you made your plans yet to go back to your
Speaker 1: to your homeland. Yeah, we're gonna we're heading out to
Speaker 1: Italy this summer ourselves. Yeah, your wife has family there. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're both I'm watered down Italian, she's she's much more Italian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but uh, but definitely, Um, we're gonna take a look
Speaker 1: at some of those uh, some of the beginnings of
Speaker 1: our families and stuff like that. But it's we're gonna
Speaker 1: do Rome, We're gonna do Venice, We're gonna do We're going.
Speaker 1: We're there for like two weeks. I tried to make
Speaker 1: it ten days, but she won. So we have a
Speaker 1: tour guide and I've just spent the don it. It's
Speaker 1: spent way too much. But tour guide has no idea
Speaker 1: what he or she is in for with you, Like, well,
Speaker 1: they don't care because you don't in other countries, I
Speaker 1: don't think there are a lot of First of all,
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of comedians. But they're also not
Speaker 1: a lot of comedians that do impressions of other people.
Speaker 1: So if you start doing impressions of famous people, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the Morgan Freeman might work, you know. Ah, yes,
Speaker 1: as we see here that is leaning uh yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't know like William Nison or Pacino, you know,
Speaker 1: and that's always good to be in another country going
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you want. Where's my daughter? Listen? Man, it's been great
Speaker 1: having you. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate you doing this
Speaker 1: again because I know Cardinal fans needed to laugh. Yeah
Speaker 1: for the season and this is a This is a
Speaker 1: great way to finish the year. Only one way up, guys, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: next man up, Daddy, That's what I'm talking about. Make
Speaker 1: it happen. Thanks, Bell wreck me. Well, as you could tell,
Speaker 1: I laughed more than I spoke during that forty minutes.
Speaker 1: For Frank Caliendo, so talented, so fun to be around.
Speaker 1: It was great to have Frank come in studio and
Speaker 1: relive some of the great moments from this past season,
Speaker 1: whether it was Kyler Murray's two point conversion, that crazy
Speaker 1: play against the Raiders, or JJ Watt's big game against
Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos leading up to his retirement, finishing his
Speaker 1: career as an Arrozona Cardinal. If you want to see
Speaker 1: Frank in person live, you can do that coming up Saturday,
Speaker 1: February fourth at CB Live. That's also Copper Blues Live.
Speaker 1: It's located in Desert Ridge, against Saturday Feb four, CB Live.
Speaker 1: You can get tickets to see Frank in person. You'd
Speaker 1: also catch up on all that Frank is doing, whether
Speaker 1: it's locally or nationally, by visiting his website Frank Onstage
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Frank Onstage dot Com. Frank is also
Speaker 1: very active on social media. He'll put out videos from
Speaker 1: time to time, whether it's on Twitter or Instagram, so
Speaker 1: make sure you check them out there. We also promise
Speaker 1: as we go along here in the Cardinals offseason, to
Speaker 1: continue to bring you Cardinals related guests. As Arizona gets
Speaker 1: closer to naming a general manager and head coach, we'll
Speaker 1: bring you news and hopefully guests that are related to that,
Speaker 1: as well as some guests that have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the Cardinals, like we've done recently, whether it was
Speaker 1: Arizona head coach Tommy Lloyd or Mark Jackson from ESPN.
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Speaker 1: Frank Caliendo for stopping by, and thanks again to you
Speaker 1: for listening to another edition of the Dave Pash Podcast