WEBVTT - The Dave Pasch Podcast - Frank Caliendo

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<v Speaker 1>Hey everybody. Once again, this is Dave Pash ESPN, an

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona Cardinals played by play announcer, bringing you another edition

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<v Speaker 1>of the Dave Pash Podcast. It was a very disappointing

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<v Speaker 1>season for the Arizona Cardinals, so we thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>after this year and all the downs of twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>which included a lot of injuries and obviously a change

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<v Speaker 1>with the general manager and the head coach, let's have

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<v Speaker 1>a little fun as we close out the season by

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<v Speaker 1>bringing in the great Frank Caliendo. We did this with

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<v Speaker 1>Frank last year, and it was when the Cardinals were

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<v Speaker 1>playing really well. We have Frank come in and read

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<v Speaker 1>some highlights from actual radio calls from Wolf and me,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had him do it in a variety of

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<v Speaker 1>voices from Morgan Freeman to Al Pacino, to Jack Nicholson

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<v Speaker 1>to Robert Downey Junior, Charles Barkley Shack. So we figured

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<v Speaker 1>we would select some of the highlights of this past

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<v Speaker 1>season and have Frank come back in and do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Three receivers, Judy right back to ripping hit and sacked

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely mulled by J. J. Watt at the forty eight

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<v Speaker 1>yard line. That's like turning around and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>Joss is there ready to swallowed you up. There weren't

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of things to choose from, but the Raiders

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<v Speaker 1>game which the Cardinals one week two was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most exciting wins by any team in the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>this season, and plus the great career of JJ Watt

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<v Speaker 1>coming to a close, we wanted to bring you some

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<v Speaker 1>of the highlights from one of Watt's biggest games of

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<v Speaker 1>this past season. We are presented by Hila River Resorts

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<v Speaker 1>imagine if you've heard Frank before, I don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of words in. But this is all about

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<v Speaker 1>Frank and about many voices and characters, bringing you the

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<v Speaker 1>highlights and best moments from this past Arizona Cardinals season.

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<v Speaker 1>So here he is actor and comedian and Arizona Cardinals fan,

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<v Speaker 1>Frank Caliendo. So Frank here, we are ready to go

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<v Speaker 1>in Swarow the character Swarrow. What am I even talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea? Why are you even here? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would they name this pod pash pod if that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it is? Other than the alliteration that is sitting before us.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I sit here and wonder by the way I

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<v Speaker 1>was listening to I was listening to Bill the other night.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was without you. I think he was

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<v Speaker 1>cheating on you a little bit, which game because because

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<v Speaker 1>we had usc UCLA together. No, maybe it was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was that you just didn't get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to talk. Probably, but it's he sounds a little older now,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sounds like his teeth are new or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I can attest his teeth have been the exact same.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they They're fake? Okay, but that's what they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not They're not. What it is is I can

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<v Speaker 1>hear that they're not as secured as they once were,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're in danger of falling out of his mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>and they what is going on here? And we're using

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<v Speaker 1>my tongue to maintain the stress that is these teeth

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<v Speaker 1>in here. He'll be now, he'll be glad to know

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<v Speaker 1>that when I when I tell him, because he's never

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<v Speaker 1>listened to this, even though he was on one now,

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<v Speaker 1>he's never listened to anything but other than the grateful debt,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. But I'll let him know that. You notice

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<v Speaker 1>that his teeth are not in his So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that I thought they were cemented in Well's. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got that little thing my dad has it. You get

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<v Speaker 1>to a certain age and I don't think. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>that your mouth doesn't work as well anymore, which would

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<v Speaker 1>be great for you in the broadcast with it, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's something about where you just I couldn't. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>put my finger on it, which would be good in

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<v Speaker 1>these days of COVID and whatnot. But it's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those types of things where I can't figure out what

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<v Speaker 1>it is exactly, but I feel like it's dentures or

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<v Speaker 1>teeth or something, and being very careful that everything, like

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<v Speaker 1>as you articulate, you make sure that the teeth are

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<v Speaker 1>not coming out. And there is a way that's a

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Walton whispers. We're all very quiet here to sleepover,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure that's Bill Walton as a kid, although

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<v Speaker 1>I know he had a stutter. We're gonna just go

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<v Speaker 1>over there, He's like, here we are in the sleepover,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go. We're camping in the swarrows around us,

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<v Speaker 1>rattlesnakes everywhere. As I tell the story of this, I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to think of something that wouldn't get us canceled.

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<v Speaker 1>It was going to be like some type of slim

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<v Speaker 1>Man or something like that slender man. Look out. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we say that bleep it out? I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 1>depends on the part of the country you're in. So

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<v Speaker 1>you say that I was on Doctor Phil just years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You say that Walton and Wolfley are the same, like,

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<v Speaker 1>here's something similar, there's something similar to build. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem is when they are close, it's hard because

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<v Speaker 1>they'll it'll go back and forth between between them. So

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<v Speaker 1>run run Wolflee. Are you talking to me? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's a little It's Boulder and I've done

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<v Speaker 1>so much Walton right there is like, oh, Dave da,

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<v Speaker 1>what is going gone here? But then I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>joshually the body Ventura, it's not even that far off.

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<v Speaker 1>You just articulate the whole thing is a conspiracy. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you done the because you've done actually started turning more

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<v Speaker 1>into wolf there that did Have you done? Because you've

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<v Speaker 1>done the dueling Walton's when you were on Mike and Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>when Bill called in, it was Bill. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>you came and did the game with us at Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>State where Bill was Bill and you were Bill and

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<v Speaker 1>we did like ten minutes. Have you ever done the

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<v Speaker 1>dueling wolf LEAs where you call into wolf Show and

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<v Speaker 1>I go back. I think I did. I surprised him

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<v Speaker 1>as a fake wolf Lee as himself one time, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>just I was supposed to start talking all and every

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<v Speaker 1>time somebody else would start talking, is like A just

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<v Speaker 1>interrupted him, like he like you did me to start this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get you on to have fun because

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a season that has not been fun at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't noticed, you know. I I looked for the positives. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I wanted to get you on so we

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<v Speaker 1>can laugh. I haven't laughed in a while. We were

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<v Speaker 1>the other before. Because I do want to get your

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<v Speaker 1>taken the Cardinals, because I know you're Ardinal's fan. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are the other imitations you do that are really similar

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<v Speaker 1>where it comes from the same place. Oh, there's a there.

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<v Speaker 1>There are quite a few of those. I just realized this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you go to John c Riley, that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like it starts with Kermit the Frog and then

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<v Speaker 1>you put it back your throat a little bit becomes

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<v Speaker 1>John c Riley, did you touch my drum set that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a thing. You're gonna have to call me dragon.

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<v Speaker 1>And then if you bring it in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>your throat more and you put some air, it becomes

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Ruffalo. I see this as an absolute win. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what that is. And this, this voice right here, this

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<v Speaker 1>voice right here, I figured out if you I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do it. A little bit, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of California. Now just listen closely, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's here, it's here, it's here, it's right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers is in here. It's I

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<v Speaker 1>can't get it exactly, but Aaron Aaron Aaron Rodgers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have it yet, but that's what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is it's I know where that voice is. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>out in the life because it's muppety, right, it is muppet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a oh you saw them. It's it's more towards

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<v Speaker 1>a moopit than a Muppet movie. What did you see

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<v Speaker 1>the Muppet movie? If you saw them Uppet movie, the

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<v Speaker 1>the Muppets were like the evil evil Muppets. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've that's a long Is that a recent thing that's

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<v Speaker 1>ten years twelve. So there was okay because I maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Adams was in that one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I know what that one is. Didn't you say

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<v Speaker 1>that Schefter and Rappaport are similar, Queen, my sources, Adam

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<v Speaker 1>Schefter is right in here, but if you give him

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a cold, he becomes Ian Rappaport.

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<v Speaker 1>That's and I've been tested. I do not have COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just your ordinary cold. But it's not even

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<v Speaker 1>a cold when it's Ian Rappaport. But bait coming back

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<v Speaker 1>to Adam Schefter, and now this is Adam Schefter, helium

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<v Speaker 1>a queen. He hates it when I did when when

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<v Speaker 1>Schefter see a thing about Schefter is and I might

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<v Speaker 1>have told you this before, stop me if I hand,

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<v Speaker 1>but um I can't stop laughing. I'm not gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>able to stop. It's uh Schefter. Here's the that there

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<v Speaker 1>are problems in impressions. Like when you heard the Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Rodgers and you've the first thing you went through is

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<v Speaker 1>the things that weren't right about it, right, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can hear I listen for the things that I find

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<v Speaker 1>first that are right, and then I go from that

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<v Speaker 1>and build on that. But what people normally hear is

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong. So Schefter here is to get the sound.

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<v Speaker 1>For Adam Schefter, the eshes have to change. And he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have this. He doesn't say his eshes are very

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<v Speaker 1>well articulated. They're good esses. But he hears this. But

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do that to put my jaw and

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<v Speaker 1>throw it in the right position to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>get that voice. Um, And that's that's what happens sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>I just started going Burman, eat meat, mate, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just that's just morse code beating meat, maye beating meat.

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<v Speaker 1>People share what you will with Nobody struggles the wagons,

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<v Speaker 1>the get him shift in a point of the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>Um as a cardinal fan of somebody that lives in

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<v Speaker 1>the valley relatively close to the facility. I won't give

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<v Speaker 1>the address right, but you live, you live in the area.

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<v Speaker 1>I live in the parking lot. Um, what what do

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<v Speaker 1>you make of what has happened here in the last

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times? Oh, Dave, you put me in

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<v Speaker 1>a tough position in the building. Uh, listen, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's ups and downs. When things get off the tracks.

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<v Speaker 1>They can really get off the tracks. They're just off

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<v Speaker 1>the tracks. Is time for a reset? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do? You can sit here and complain, which is

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<v Speaker 1>probably what your partner does. But uh yeah, I just look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be tough stretch here, Um, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it'll be interesting to see. I always look

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<v Speaker 1>for the positive. I just want it to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think there's no way but up right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the way I look at it. Um. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was tough, was it? You know? Every nobody's gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you it was a great when the highlight of the

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<v Speaker 1>season is JJ Watt's last game, you know, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing you're looking for, is Um, that's a tough spot. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And is it true that you were involved than JJ Wat?

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of it was kind of fake. But I've

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<v Speaker 1>known JJ for a long time because I texted him

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<v Speaker 1>you should come here, and I'm sorry no, Uh but

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<v Speaker 1>it was one of those things where, um, yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>known him and I texted him you should come here,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh. Then I just claimed that it was why

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<v Speaker 1>he came in. A lot of people ran with that,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, like Yahoo Sports or something like. People

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<v Speaker 1>just start saying things like that, or it might have

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<v Speaker 1>been on Dan Patrick and lied and said I actually

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<v Speaker 1>was the reason I did a little bit of lying,

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<v Speaker 1>and then people just go at the lies. Um. And

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<v Speaker 1>I used to not I used to like, can't say

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<v Speaker 1>that these I used to like, right after I said

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<v Speaker 1>a lie, I'd be like, oh no, no, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>kidding about it. Now. I just let it go and

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<v Speaker 1>then deal with it a few days later. The Wisconsin Connect. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because he I think it might have been from Mike

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike and he'd probably listened to Mike and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that, or he knew me from being

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<v Speaker 1>from Wisconsin. He and his brothers all came out to

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<v Speaker 1>a show at the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was funny because it was him, him, t J or

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<v Speaker 1>h Yeah TJ and and Derek and uh and they

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<v Speaker 1>It's sneaking those guys into a theater in Wisconsin not

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<v Speaker 1>easy because they're all massive human beings. Um. But they

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<v Speaker 1>came to a show and they got there right in

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<v Speaker 1>the last second, and I brought him in backstage. We

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<v Speaker 1>you know, did a bunch of pictures. Funny because nobody

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<v Speaker 1>really knew TJ yet. Yeah, or Derek um and uh

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<v Speaker 1>I wikipediat him. I you know, I took a look

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<v Speaker 1>at looked up all the info about the brothers and

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<v Speaker 1>uh JJ called me on somebody was on Wikipedia'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I better believe I was. I wanted to be prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dave Pash, That's who I am. First time, I well,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd met JJ doing games at Wisconsin when he was

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<v Speaker 1>playing there. But when he got here, we did a

0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.760
<v Speaker 1>sit down interview with him and he remembered. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're from Madison, right, and I said, yeah, oh, he remembered.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing about people don't understand a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>these players, especially the elite players. The mind is at

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<v Speaker 1>such an elite level to Aaron Rodgers can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he can remember things. The first time when

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<v Speaker 1>I met Aaron Rodgers, it was at the NBC Tahoe

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<v Speaker 1>Golf tournament, that celebrity golferman. I wasn't. I wasn't a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the entertainment. Barkley was in the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in singing in karaoke because the thriller Thriller that those

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<v Speaker 1>zombies going to eat you lookout San Antonio. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>So um, I just watched a club at him talk

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<v Speaker 1>about san Antonio on so uh so uh so. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember Rogers comes up to me and he goes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the voice yet, so I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>it as John c Riley playing. He goes really the

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<v Speaker 1>kiddie table and I was like, what are you what

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? In that skit? You put me

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<v Speaker 1>at the kiddie table. I was like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. It was a Thanksgiving sketch and it was five.

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<v Speaker 1>Was at the adult table and we had Aaron Rodgers

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<v Speaker 1>look alike and he was at the kiddie table not

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<v Speaker 1>getting to play. I was like yeah, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care, you know it, didn't really care

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<v Speaker 1>about it, but I think and I told some other

0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.719
<v Speaker 1>guys about that lay He's like, oh yeah, that bugged him,

0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.400
<v Speaker 1>like everything bugs him, like everything, that's what drives him?

0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Is it stuff like that? I'm like, all right, but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe he cares about like something like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>like me would say. And he's like, oh, They're like no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, they don't. Um My son is calling

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<v Speaker 1>me during the pashpod. Do you need to talk to him? Uh?

0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Let me do that real quick. Just make sure he's alive. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, I'm with Dave pass right now. It's much

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<v Speaker 1>more important than Chipotle. Up hung up? Bumm me, he

0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:43.040
<v Speaker 1>hung up on me. I'm sorry. I thought it might

0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.560
<v Speaker 1>be an emergency, but he was probably driving something cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He asked me if I wanted Chipotle and uh not today, man,

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<v Speaker 1>not today. This is not a day. No, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it is a sponsor. Careful. Um, all right, Any current

0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:04.000
<v Speaker 1>players that you can uh No, I don't really think so.

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<v Speaker 1>The players are usually harder because they're younger. Older people

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<v Speaker 1>are usually a lot easier because they've become caricatures of

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<v Speaker 1>themselves at that point. Um, So I don't think there's

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<v Speaker 1>really any current players if I really try. There's also

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<v Speaker 1>very few places you can use that. So if you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing any there are some players that are you know,

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<v Speaker 1>national and international, like a Tom Brady or something like that. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's pretty regular and um. But in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff, not a lot, because it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>an and to me, part of it's just there. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the there's no usage, there's no where. What am I

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get? I'm not gonna get anything out of it

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<v Speaker 1>on stand up maybe local social media, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to spend it because it takes a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time to work on these things. So to to get

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<v Speaker 1>some to try and get somebody, that would be like

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. And I don't want to mean to downplay

0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.040
<v Speaker 1>at the but like doing a local weather person. What's

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<v Speaker 1>great if you can just knock it out and you

0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.960
<v Speaker 1>can do it. But people, if I do that and

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<v Speaker 1>a local weather person from the weather man here from

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<v Speaker 1>Phoenix in uh, Massachusetts, they're not gonna get you know,

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<v Speaker 1>They're just not gonna kill it. They're not gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you do? Because I know you've done Barkley

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<v Speaker 1>and you're a huge basketball fan. Are there any other

0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:27.960
<v Speaker 1>basketball guys, uh other than Barkley? Well, there's they're Shack

0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Shack is gonna be. But all I can do is

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<v Speaker 1>Ernie is uh Arnie Johnson along with Shaquille O'Neil. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I could do. It's actually not that it's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I heard that, Oh I Hearnie Jomps along with

0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Shaquille O'Neil. Uh. Yeah, it's which isn't that far off

0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:49.200
<v Speaker 1>from Marvelbert from downtown. Yes, we need to get you

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<v Speaker 1>need to have you study Van Gundy. Okay, so Van Gundy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it sounds like he's just getting punch his stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>Why what is why? What these refs shouldn't even be

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<v Speaker 1>part of this game right now? Are they even watching what?

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<v Speaker 1>That's when I was coaching, none of this would happen

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<v Speaker 1>because I would punch them in the stomach. Doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>every day like he like he talks in those tiny

0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.800
<v Speaker 1>little it's like somebody's oh and that's what what is

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<v Speaker 1>happening here? How about Mark Jackson? Mark, Mark's got a

0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.520
<v Speaker 1>little bit of that New York, New York, New York

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing. Again, you'd have to probably yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the we just had him on If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to listen to the episode, you can. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually I've actually dabbled in working on that Mark Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes because of the I can get the last of

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<v Speaker 1>the Van Gundi because it's not perfect obviously, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he does like pretty good when he when

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<v Speaker 1>he goes into it. It's it's the joke of it too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that that punched in the stomach thing you

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<v Speaker 1>can visualize and a lot of people want to punch

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<v Speaker 1>Van Gundi in the stomach. He's fantastic, but he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>really great. But he just he says things. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>afraid to piss people. That's what's great about That's what

0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.440
<v Speaker 1>makes these guys great, as they don't care correct that

0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:07.320
<v Speaker 1>they're going to get the backlash from the stuff. Yeah,

0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.600
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, Jeff definitely does not care. Not He'll say

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<v Speaker 1>what he'll say whatever's on his mind. Nothing, Nothing bothers me,

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<v Speaker 1>not even this guy's shooting this cannon into my stomach

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I'm gonna I gotta text him after and

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<v Speaker 1>tell him that your impression of him is as if

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting punched in the stomach every time he talks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too good, all right. So we did this last

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<v Speaker 1>year and it was, first of all, hilarious, as you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell, I find you funny, since I've been laughing

0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:40.520
<v Speaker 1>throughout here. Find me somebody ten minutes of this. And

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<v Speaker 1>this was of all the things we've done, is probably

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<v Speaker 1>we had our most engagement in terms of retweets. And

0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.640
<v Speaker 1>you're usually the one that retweets everything, so actually actually

0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:54.840
<v Speaker 1>actually others are retweeted. You're doing the highlights from last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this year, we don't have as much to choose from,

0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:02.040
<v Speaker 1>so we picked a handful. Couple are from the Raiders game,

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<v Speaker 1>which was Week two. I don't know if you remember

0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.560
<v Speaker 1>that game. I don't. Cardinals were down twenty to nothing

0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:13.000
<v Speaker 1>at halftime. Came yeah, yeah, so well there's a two

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<v Speaker 1>point conversion. So basically, what Frank's gonna do, folks, is

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<v Speaker 1>he is going to immitate. We have the script here

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<v Speaker 1>of exactly what I said and calling the play, and

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<v Speaker 1>then what Wolf says after, and so Frank is going

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<v Speaker 1>to in a variety of voices. Yeah, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>read it. I'm gonna read the script because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to figure out the play and do it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're gonna call it names for me to

0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:40.000
<v Speaker 1>change during them. So, but I want you to, like,

0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.399
<v Speaker 1>I guess as like to give people a taste, like

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<v Speaker 1>pick one voice for the first one, and then we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go back and do it again. Uh yeah, just give

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<v Speaker 1>me one. I'll just started out, all right, let's start

0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:54.720
<v Speaker 1>it out with Robert Downey Jr. All right, So here's

0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a deal empty set now for Murray. Three receivers. Right,

0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:02.880
<v Speaker 1>of course, it is snap to Kyler looking right now

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<v Speaker 1>back to the middle. Now runs to the right, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of right here. Three right turns brings you back

0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to the same place, I believe, being chased. Imagine that

0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:18.600
<v Speaker 1>backing up of the twenty, backing up so far that

0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:21.760
<v Speaker 1>you can't even see him anymore. That's the difficulty about Kyler's.

0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.600
<v Speaker 1>The further he way he gets, the tinier he gets

0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.640
<v Speaker 1>sure changing the script. I didn't say any that I think,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, though, feel free, how you know how I feel?

0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.399
<v Speaker 1>He never sticks to the script, all right, du Morgan Freeman.

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<v Speaker 1>Then from here on out, looking still dancing around, pointing,

0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:44.320
<v Speaker 1>still holding the ball like a street ball in the backyard.

0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:49.040
<v Speaker 1>He still got it. Runs right to the ten, cuts

0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:53.600
<v Speaker 1>left to the five, and he's gonna score, all right, dude, DeNiro. Now,

0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:57.920
<v Speaker 1>oh my goodness, ha ha, Kyler murray on that play,

0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:00.840
<v Speaker 1>on a play that took about a minute. Somehow get

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<v Speaker 1>to the end zone for two points, h boy, old point.

0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:07.000
<v Speaker 1>It's very good by Kyler. Ha ha. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment capital of the world. I don't think you said this.

0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:13.399
<v Speaker 1>This is the entertainment capital world. That's what you said, okay, okay,

0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I hear you. Pause it right now, because there wouldn't

0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.000
<v Speaker 1>be enough time in this play. This is the entertainment

0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:19.760
<v Speaker 1>capital of the world. And I don't think I've ever

0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:22.520
<v Speaker 1>seen the two point play is entertaining his end? Huh?

0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:25.800
<v Speaker 1>All right now? With Wolfley stepping in here to mel Kiper,

0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:29.639
<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about I have never seen that before in

0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.600
<v Speaker 1>my life, and I'll tremendously long life. Somebody tell me

0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:38.440
<v Speaker 1>how long that play is. You don't let Kyler sit

0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:43.600
<v Speaker 1>down and do the yoda right now, because that is unbelievable.

0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:45.800
<v Speaker 1>And listen, there a lot of things in my life,

0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:48.080
<v Speaker 1>but what the world is do the yoda? I mean,

0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:55.399
<v Speaker 1>talk about a guy sometimes. Why does mel get upset

0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:57.520
<v Speaker 1>when you do him? When you because he does. He

0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get upset. He likes it. But he always wants

0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:01.640
<v Speaker 1>me to do like Todd or Somebody's like, you can't

0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:03.680
<v Speaker 1>do somebody else on the show. It's like, like, I

0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:06.280
<v Speaker 1>love when you do me, but he's you know it

0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:09.960
<v Speaker 1>be I just appreciated that he could do somebody else

0:21:10.040 --> 0:21:12.080
<v Speaker 1>in the show as well. I'm like, well, you're kind

0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:15.000
<v Speaker 1>of the big cartoon character. That's what's funny. I told

0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:16.960
<v Speaker 1>his wife that he came to a show in Baltimore

0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:18.720
<v Speaker 1>one time, and I told his wife, I go, I go,

0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.560
<v Speaker 1>he's so normal. What happens when he gets on TV?

0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:24.399
<v Speaker 1>She's like I know, And he's like, well, it's working

0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:27.199
<v Speaker 1>in the basement like a millions of dollars at the

0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 1>end of the day. Where do you get the trail off?

0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Where he just mumbles, where did you get that from?

0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:38.359
<v Speaker 1>I just kind of make it up to get a laugh.

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's one of those things that works. But

0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:42.600
<v Speaker 1>he does this, He kind of does that, but I

0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:46.040
<v Speaker 1>just turned it into it like it's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Like, yeah,

0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I got to the Jopp's milk Iyper Junior in an

0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:54.159
<v Speaker 1>action movie. I got a camouflage all over my body

0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:56.920
<v Speaker 1>and face. Can't see me if I'm in some type

0:21:56.920 --> 0:21:59.199
<v Speaker 1>of feeling, you're you're trying to aim at me. At

0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:00.960
<v Speaker 1>the end of the day, the guys who are to

0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:03.440
<v Speaker 1>the camouflage aren't gonna make it all right. So let's

0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:06.080
<v Speaker 1>do this play again and do the whole thing as

0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:08.720
<v Speaker 1>nance and romo too. My nance is a good enough,

0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing is my nance? Yeah, nace my nance.

0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:14.600
<v Speaker 1>And I told Jim nance this like that's why I

0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:19.680
<v Speaker 1>only say Tony Jim nance slung see it and after

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.439
<v Speaker 1>doing all this talking it's hard. It's it's amazing that

0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:26.040
<v Speaker 1>you can adjustice quickly. Nance like there's golf nance Jim nance.

0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:31.320
<v Speaker 1>So how would Jim nance? How would romo Jim. I've

0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:33.160
<v Speaker 1>never seen a play like that before in my life.

0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:37.080
<v Speaker 1>It's incredible and amazing and amazingly incredible. Somebody tell me, Jim,

0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.040
<v Speaker 1>you gotta tell me how long that play is? Hey,

0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.520
<v Speaker 1>you know what, Kyler, sit down and do the Yoda

0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:47.719
<v Speaker 1>right now, because that is unbelievable. Jim today, have you

0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:51.120
<v Speaker 1>have you done Aikman yet? No, he's he's hard because

0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:54.240
<v Speaker 1>he's very nasal. Uh, he's got there, there's something in

0:22:54.359 --> 0:22:56.520
<v Speaker 1>his Uh. I used to I was working on a

0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Buck for a while too. I'm starting to get Joe Buck.

0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:01.720
<v Speaker 1>I did it for Joe and he's like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that. I was like, And he's a very people

0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:06.440
<v Speaker 1>don't understand Joe Buck's a very funny guy and very

0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:10.280
<v Speaker 1>self deprecating. You don't see that on TV because that's

0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:13.879
<v Speaker 1>not his job. But nobody can put themselves down better

0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:17.160
<v Speaker 1>than Joe Buck. But that that's not usually what he does.

0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:18.879
<v Speaker 1>And tell you, but he was he was. It was

0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 1>one of those again where I wasn't there all the

0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:24.000
<v Speaker 1>way and uh then I just got a little shy,

0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:27.560
<v Speaker 1>all right. Um so that was the crazy run for

0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 1>the two point. Because the Cardinals win the game in

0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:36.359
<v Speaker 1>overtime on a fifty nine yard fumble return in it's

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Byron Murphy that okay, so do this. Give give me

0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.000
<v Speaker 1>the names a little faster and we'll go into the

0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 1>The voice is a little bit faster this time. Morgan

0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Freeman to start second to ten for the Raiders at

0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:52.639
<v Speaker 1>the Cardinal thirty nine. Four receivers two right, two left,

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:56.600
<v Speaker 1>car waiting for the shotgun snap Al Pacino. He's got

0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.639
<v Speaker 1>the ball, quick throw left side. Renfro with the catch

0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and he breaks one tackle and the ball comes out Madden,

0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's loose, and it's picked up by the

0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Cardinals had been field. I mean it's picked up by

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Byron Murphy. Summer at the forty at the thirty the

0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:20.920
<v Speaker 1>twenty the ten ball game, Belichick from Byron Murphy picks

0:24:21.000 --> 0:24:25.119
<v Speaker 1>up the ball midfield returns as a touchdown whatever, and

0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:28.359
<v Speaker 1>the Cardinals win. That's an unbelievable finish here in Vegas.

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:33.280
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just ecstatic. Chris Berman shot what you will,

0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 1>but no face paint for that guy. Eater. All right,

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:40.440
<v Speaker 1>let me let me tell you what that's from. So, yes,

0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:42.720
<v Speaker 1>there was a touchdown at the end of the game,

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Cardinals win, and I say, no face paint for this guy.

0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 1>The reason I said that is I had Damian Lillard

0:24:49.040 --> 0:24:51.520
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast. He's a Raiders fan, so we had

0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:55.840
<v Speaker 1>a gentlemanly bet. If the Cardinals one, he would have

0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to wear Kyler Murray jersey into the arena one night.

0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>If the Raiders won, I had to, according to him,

0:25:03.960 --> 0:25:06.919
<v Speaker 1>paint my face and get in black hole gear like

0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I had to wear all the Raiders gear black silver paint.

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 1>So that's why the uh yeah, it's good, it's good. Um,

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:16.879
<v Speaker 1>all right, So let's start back with it's picked up

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 1>by Byron Murphy. Since we um, and let's do Tracy Morgan.

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Byron Murphy picks up the ball in midfield, returns it

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:27.119
<v Speaker 1>for a touchdown. That's crazy, and the Cardinals win. What

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:30.399
<v Speaker 1>unbelievable finish here in Vegas? All right? Now, just do

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 1>this next one as wolf crazy. I can't It's gonna

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>be Baulton. Now are you talking about? I can't I can't.

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't get into it. Crazy Coral. Coral is here

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:48.680
<v Speaker 1>for the Arizona Cardinals. Crazy Carl. I can't get it today. Yeah,

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:54.280
<v Speaker 1>what about Jeff Goldman? Crazy Carl? Who is ah is here?

0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:57.399
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it? Carzy Color? Crazy call? Because so

0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a wolf lys Um. He calls, like if something

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:03.200
<v Speaker 1>mild happens that no one could predict. It's according to him,

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:07.840
<v Speaker 1>crazy car Crazy Carl is here for the Arizona Cardinal Zoo.

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:11.679
<v Speaker 1>Crazy Carl. I'll show it up on the field shoes

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and then I jump in at the end here with

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>let's let's do this one as let's do Schefter. According

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 1>to my sources at this particular time, Isaiah Simmons forced

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the fumble and Byron Murphy picked it up and took

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 1>it to the house to win the game in overtime

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty nine to twenty three. And you wonder why hates

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, like the voice all of a

0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 1>sudden gets really high. It is. It's just there. It's

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>not very technically accurate, but in my head, it's just

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Schefter on helium. Okay, she had a children's party one time.

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.200
<v Speaker 1>How did this come about? It was at a children's party.

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 1>One of the balloons had a slight leak. I wanted

0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 1>to save the children for being over heliumized. I took

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:06.199
<v Speaker 1>in the helium. I floated to the top, not unlike

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Grandpa and Charlie and who I walk in the chocolate factory,

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and then I belched my way down to save the universe.

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:22.399
<v Speaker 1>I can picture scheft or belching articulating the way that

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:26.160
<v Speaker 1>they make the equilibrium in my body. Come back and

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:29.399
<v Speaker 1>we will all be fine, all right. So with this

0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:31.680
<v Speaker 1>next one, it's it's J. J. Watt. He had three

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 1>sacks at Denver, the guy that you brought to Arizona

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>to finish his career. So from my call here you

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 1>want who else do you want me to bring you?

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:43.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean to bring in anybody else. Uh, give me

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>some time, Yeah, carefully, come up, give me the list

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 1>of free agents. Want? Okay, um, give me the list

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.199
<v Speaker 1>of free agents. Well we'll see who you know who

0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 1>you can text? All right, So for my call, do

0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.119
<v Speaker 1>that as Jack Nicholson. And then when you get to

0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Wolf stephen A. Smith, Oh there you go. Yeah, So

0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 1>have me as Jack Nicholson and then Wolf as Stephen a.

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Three receivers Judy, you're right back to throw, ripping hit

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 1>and sacked absolutely mulled by J. J. Watt at the

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>forty eight yard line. That's like turning around and all

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden Jaws is there ready to swallow you

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 1>up like I just did right there? Who is the Stephen?

0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I have to sound him and understand what's going on?

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Right here? Jack Nicholson almost inhaled me, which probably has

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 1>been said before. How about that right there? J. J.

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Watt gets turned loose by the right tackle, the Cordinals

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 1>bringing in all sorts of gas right there, and J. J.

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Watt the apparent benefactor. I feel like we've done everybody.

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Who are you okay? So there's this guy David Attenborough

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>who I don't know, who's David Attenbury? How would he say?

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 1>What Wolf just said? J J. Watt? How about that

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>right there? Jay Jay what gets turned loose to the

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>right tackle, the Cardinals bringing all sorts of gas right there?

0:29:06.800 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 1>And J J what the benefactor? This would be a

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 1>good one too by Morgan Freeman. H. J. J. Watt

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>gets turned loose by the right tackle, the Cardinals bringing

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>all sorts of gas right there, and J. J. Watt

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>the benefactor. Truth is, we knew it was going to

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>be him zin Wanta Nahouh. I have like twenty guys

0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:36.560
<v Speaker 1>on this list here, we've done everything. Just just go

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>through them again, and go through them faster. Just give

0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>every line, all right, Liam Neeson Arie in an empty set,

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to set it up? Go ahead? All right?

0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>So this is Hollywood who you are? Twenty five yard

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 1>touchdown that you want catching run against the Eagles. Go ahead?

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, start with Liam Neeson Murray in an empty set,

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 1>in shotgun takes that you're supposed to be giving me

0:29:57.360 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 1>the voice of Alpaccino takes the snap three that drop,

0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 1>looks over the middle, throws and it's cart Bye Brown

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Morgan Freeman first down, makes a man miss at the fifteen.

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Bill Belichick, the tenant. Brown is in the end zone

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 1>for the touchdown. I rappaport. That's just shifted with a cold.

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.600
<v Speaker 1>They head to think about it. Hollywood Brown has been

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:24.720
<v Speaker 1>spectacular Ley and he cuts the lead at half with

0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the gorgeous run after the catch Joe Walton for Wolfley. Okay,

0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 1>what an incredible playing by Hollywood Brown. Robert Downey Jr.

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Make the catch and run after the catch Robert de Niro,

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to talk about the red carpet high Tracy Morgan, So,

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Brown just walked down the red carpet here, stay

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>from stadium. That's crazy. That's very good, by the way,

0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>that's that's really Hard's pretty good. Like they should come

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:51.200
<v Speaker 1>up with a game show. Has anybody come up with

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.840
<v Speaker 1>a game show idea where like they bring on comedians

0:30:53.880 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 1>like yourself and do that, and like, whoever, I don't

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 1>like anything that's like because I don't like anything that's

0:30:59.560 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 1>like a challenge that people vote on or something like that,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>because then it's just a popularity contest. Like people always like,

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 1>how about you and Jay Farrere do an impression off?

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:10.720
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, how about we just do a sketch

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>together and have fun? Or unless I'm the judge of it,

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 1>or if I was the host of it, like make

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>people do things, then I wouldn't have a problem. All right,

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:20.840
<v Speaker 1>let's do that last one, the Hollywood Brown. Let's do

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>let's do my call. Let's start at as a Pat

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>summerroll Murray, empty set, shotgun Madden right there, it's taking

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>a snap, three steps, drop, it looks over the middle

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 1>and boom, he's throwing the caught by Hollywood Brown. First down,

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 1>a ray makes a man missed at the fifteen cuts

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>right right there, it's Attendant Brown's in the end zone. Touchdown.

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Brown is jocular and he constantly have what a

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 1>gorgeous runner over there? All right now it's wolfleet Bruce

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Arians That's what I'm talking Aboutdaddy. Wait wait, what incredible

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 1>play by Hollywood Brown. I mean you talk about dead

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.240
<v Speaker 1>dadd and made a catch right there to run after

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>catch it Chohnce, We'll talk about red carpet. Hollywood Brown.

0:32:03.600 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Just walk down the red carpet here at State Farm Stadium.

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Did you touch my carpet? Did you touch my red carpet? Um?

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>What all you have going on these days? Other than

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 1>being kind enough to come in here and do this again?

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 1>I just go to Cardinal's facilities and read scripts as

0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 1>people more famous than me. Now I'm gonna be in Phoenix, uh,

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 1>February fourth at CB Live comparably Yeah, people notice cblive

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 1>cblive dot com or Frank onstage dot com. Uh. CB

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Live is uh there in Desert Ridge. Really, it's actually

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 1>my favorite people who own the club's own all like

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>the three big clubs in the city. I don't there's

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 1>like ten clubs now or something like that. But Stand

0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Up Live there's the Improv and then CB Live. CB Live.

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why it's my favorite to do. I

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>think it's because it has such a big green room,

0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>which is stupid. But probably the ten improv is is

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.120
<v Speaker 1>like my home. It's just down the street from me,

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:06.680
<v Speaker 1>so that one I really love for that. But I

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know, I just really like performing in CB Live.

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:11.160
<v Speaker 1>So they asked me to do some other dates too,

0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:13.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I just do you know, just how

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 1>about the Saturday CB Live two shows? Any travel anything

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 1>out of town? Nothing? Right now. I do a lot

0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>of corporate shows, so that's that's why people don't see

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>me on the But no, I've kind of been the

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 1>just figuring out what I want to do. I've been

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>auditioning for some stuff still and uh maybe in the

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowls here I might be doing some more, you know,

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>guest appearances and stuff. It was hard last year. It

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>was funny because all the people I'd normally do that

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 1>shows guest spots on they were in LA so they

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>could get way better guests. Like so like if you

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.520
<v Speaker 1>could have gotten JJ Watt this week, then I wouldn't

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>have been here, you know. So it's it's not true

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 1>you're coming either way. I was coming either way you

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 1>were coming. Oh, But I mean you have to look

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>at things in reality. I remember being in radio row

0:33:57.000 --> 0:33:59.200
<v Speaker 1>at the Super Bowl years and years ago, and I

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>was always I was perfect because I'm the filler. I

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 1>like I could make a good content for people. I

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:08.960
<v Speaker 1>could have a good people could have good interviews and

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:15.040
<v Speaker 1>interesting in something different while they're waiting for somebody like uh,

0:34:15.080 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 1>you know Andrew Luck or somebody that the NFL is

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 1>parading through as one of their superstar ambassador people. So

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:26.520
<v Speaker 1>um and wouldn't be probably Andrew Luck anymore. But at

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>the time, I just remember him being one of the

0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:31.359
<v Speaker 1>big Tim Tebow was the funniest because Tim Tebow came

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>in everything shut down. It was during tebo Mania, right,

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 1>and there was a glow around him and you oh,

0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>like it literally that happened like like I'm not even

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.879
<v Speaker 1>making a lot of people embellished to say that there

0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 1>were actually angels. It was incredible. Can you do Tim? No?

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 1>But I think he is because he's an over enunciator

0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:52.759
<v Speaker 1>and he's He's got a delicate voice for being such

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:55.800
<v Speaker 1>a big guy. He's a gentle giant type of person.

0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:59.320
<v Speaker 1>So I think there is something, um, but I couldn't

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 1>tell you what it it is exactly. But again, that's

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.239
<v Speaker 1>another person that's gonna be very specific. So if you

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.920
<v Speaker 1>work on that, it's gonna kill. In Florida, in a

0:35:06.920 --> 0:35:10.480
<v Speaker 1>certain part of Florida and some of the college you know,

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:14.240
<v Speaker 1>college football fans. Do you get recognized when you're around

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 1>in Arizona? Do you have to like wear a hat

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:17.320
<v Speaker 1>all the time so people don't come up to you

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>and say, hey, oh it's Frank Kelly. Hey can you imitate?

0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Not really because they think I'm gonna be way taller, um,

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:27.400
<v Speaker 1>But uh yeah, sometimes it depends. I was followed around.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I was the grocery store today and people are following here.

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:31.799
<v Speaker 1>I could see people, some people taking pictures of me

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>to see if I'm really me. They don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Frank Caliendo or like a guy they went to

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<v Speaker 1>school with, or if I was there gym coach or

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>something like that. I was. There's another one and this

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<v Speaker 1>is another one that I do a lot of workshopping

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<v Speaker 1>here today. But I know how to do Pat McAfee.

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<v Speaker 1>The Pat McAfee is that he's like, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>winner right here. That's the way it's going to happen. Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and that right mind what because he does that

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<v Speaker 1>thing where he's counting it down. We see what you

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<v Speaker 1>just saw. So I did a game with Pat and

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<v Speaker 1>kirkhurb Street. I did way second. Kirk hurb Street does

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<v Speaker 1>um football games. I didn't know that. So but between

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:20.360
<v Speaker 1>you and him, yeah right, I mean your season probably

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<v Speaker 1>what he gets in a game, But I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>was he's in so many different player and he's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Herbie's a great guy and he's awesome. He's I judge

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<v Speaker 1>people if they've come out to see me live, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>You're done the ranks. You're in the basement, Um, Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Walton come to see me three times? Are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to stop doing it? Like during the season and a weason?

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<v Speaker 1>What season you're in? All the seasons in the summer,

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<v Speaker 1>never a season in the summer and you're in Italy

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<v Speaker 1>fair not the whole time. Oh, speaking of that, have

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<v Speaker 1>you made your plans yet to go back to your

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<v Speaker 1>to your homeland. Yeah, we're gonna we're heading out to

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<v Speaker 1>Italy this summer ourselves. Yeah, your wife has family there. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're both I'm watered down Italian, she's she's much more Italian. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, but definitely, Um, we're gonna take a look

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<v Speaker 1>at some of those uh, some of the beginnings of

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 1>our families and stuff like that. But it's we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do Rome, We're gonna do Venice, We're gonna do We're going.

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<v Speaker 1>We're there for like two weeks. I tried to make

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<v Speaker 1>it ten days, but she won. So we have a

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:24.359
<v Speaker 1>tour guide and I've just spent the don it. It's

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.800
<v Speaker 1>spent way too much. But tour guide has no idea

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:29.080
<v Speaker 1>what he or she is in for with you, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't care because you don't in other countries, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think there are a lot of First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not a lot of comedians. But they're also not

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of comedians that do impressions of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you start doing impressions of famous people, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like the Morgan Freeman might work, you know. Ah, yes,

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:48.560
<v Speaker 1>as we see here that is leaning uh yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know like William Nison or Pacino, you know,

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>and that's always good to be in another country going

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who you are, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you want. Where's my daughter? Listen? Man, it's been great

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<v Speaker 1>having you. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate you doing this

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<v Speaker 1>again because I know Cardinal fans needed to laugh. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>for the season and this is a This is a

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<v Speaker 1>great way to finish the year. Only one way up, guys, Yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>next man up, Daddy, That's what I'm talking about. Make

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<v Speaker 1>it happen. Thanks, Bell wreck me. Well, as you could tell,

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed more than I spoke during that forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>For Frank Caliendo, so talented, so fun to be around.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great to have Frank come in studio and

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<v Speaker 1>relive some of the great moments from this past season,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it was Kyler Murray's two point conversion, that crazy

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<v Speaker 1>play against the Raiders, or JJ Watt's big game against

0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>the Denver Broncos leading up to his retirement, finishing his

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<v Speaker 1>career as an Arrozona Cardinal. If you want to see

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Frank in person live, you can do that coming up Saturday,

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:53.919
<v Speaker 1>February fourth at CB Live. That's also Copper Blues Live.

0:38:54.280 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 1>It's located in Desert Ridge, against Saturday Feb four, CB Live.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get tickets to see Frank in person. You'd

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<v Speaker 1>also catch up on all that Frank is doing, whether

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:08.880
<v Speaker 1>it's locally or nationally, by visiting his website Frank Onstage

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. That's Frank Onstage dot Com. Frank is also

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<v Speaker 1>very active on social media. He'll put out videos from

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 1>time to time, whether it's on Twitter or Instagram, so

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<v Speaker 1>make sure you check them out there. We also promise

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<v Speaker 1>as we go along here in the Cardinals offseason, to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to bring you Cardinals related guests. As Arizona gets

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<v Speaker 1>closer to naming a general manager and head coach, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring you news and hopefully guests that are related to that,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as some guests that have nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the Cardinals, like we've done recently, whether it was

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