Speaker 1: Call it what it is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille
Speaker 1: Luddington an iHeartRadio podcast. Well Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: Short and Sweet, Shorty and Sweetie, it's harder sweating.
Speaker 3: Hello, call it Crewe we have another episode for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, just the Short and Sweet again. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just I'm just get letting you into my musical taste.
Speaker 1: That's Sabrina Carpenter album now that it's dropped. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, love it, love it. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: share with you, share. I'm gonna share with you the
Speaker 1: little thing that I want to say. Sabrina, you are
Speaker 1: fucking great. I love you, I love it. I actually
Speaker 1: I can't tell you. Last time then an album came
Speaker 1: out and I loved as many songs on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe Tyler.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I have children that are eight, twelve, and thirteen, Sabrines.
Speaker 1: Can we can we talk about your lyrics? So I
Speaker 1: do mean, I love that you're so horny and yes,
Speaker 1: girls scream that from their rooftops.
Speaker 3: Well I guess really, this isn't.
Speaker 1: For you, Sabrines. This is for me. I need to check.
Speaker 1: I need to get a clean version.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the problem is is the non clean versions are better.
Speaker 1: Of course they are because they're naughty and spicy.
Speaker 4: I know I've played Please Please Please in the Car
Speaker 4: with Hayden a few times and there's the whole part
Speaker 4: that's like the mother the girl, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just on that part, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well
Speaker 1: there's a there's a refrain that is just like explative
Speaker 1: after explative after explative, and it's like, really truly, I
Speaker 1: think it's like like it's got like a four repeat situation.
Speaker 1: And by the time we got to the third when
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: Okyokie, I can't You're like a long all right, I.
Speaker 1: Can't sneeze my way through this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need the BBS album for the school run.
Speaker 1: Which and by the way, the hero song for me
Speaker 1: right now is Taste, And I think that if you
Speaker 1: use your imagination you can think about what taste might mean.
Speaker 1: Not of your cherry Coca cola, not a little.
Speaker 5: Siy you sound so old out of your cherry Coca cola,
Speaker 5: which was shocking to me.
Speaker 3: I was very confused.
Speaker 1: It's not just a little lock of your lollipoo.
Speaker 3: Well, I was, what is happening? It's not a ring pop.
Speaker 1: Gosh, this is These are the times when it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like a job to talk to you, Kimilla. I
Speaker 1: know sense that there's a job situation happening. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I love this topic so so so much because it's
Speaker 1: actually it has imparted a phrase that is one of
Speaker 1: my favorites to use in conversation and actually very effectively
Speaker 1: into disagreement, which is, what are the tiny hills that
Speaker 1: we will die on?
Speaker 3: Die protect?
Speaker 1: What are the things that you were like, I am
Speaker 1: willing to die on this hill rather than let you
Speaker 1: do this, stay over, do this.
Speaker 4: Stay over do this thing. The call It Crew we
Speaker 4: have been peeing our pants a little bit because the
Speaker 4: call It crew send us the best submissions for this,
Speaker 4: and so we're just going to get it.
Speaker 3: We're going to get into it because I have opinions
Speaker 3: on some of these myself that you guys sent in. Okay,
Speaker 3: so let's take it one by one.
Speaker 4: Great you start, Okay, I'm glad I'm reading this one
Speaker 4: because I have my own feelings. I know this is
Speaker 4: controversial and I need your lady's thoughts, but pineapple does
Speaker 4: belong on pizza one Ella.
Speaker 3: I agree. I don't know why it's controversial.
Speaker 1: I don't either actually, but to me, I've only ever
Speaker 1: seen it represented as hand in hand with ham. Right,
Speaker 1: it's pineapple and ham.
Speaker 4: It's so good because it doesn't love that combo a
Speaker 4: little sweet.
Speaker 1: Like ketchup on your taco.
Speaker 3: It's a git. I know. Jess is already the plugging
Speaker 3: the brand that's about to be released.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a hot tickets.
Speaker 1: Our next emission comes from someone who shall remain nameless.
Speaker 3: Okay, anonymous.
Speaker 1: If you and your significant other are on a break,
Speaker 1: you're allowed to hook up with other people during that time. Again,
Speaker 1: I love it when you're anonymous. It's so obvious why
Speaker 1: you're anonymous.
Speaker 4: You're clearly this person is already it's in the middle
Speaker 4: of a hookup on a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, writing this with their right hand the back of
Speaker 1: someone else's head.
Speaker 3: This is fine, Oh man, I have. This is a
Speaker 3: tough one. This is a toughie.
Speaker 1: It's so situational, I think. I mean, if you're going black,
Speaker 1: if you're going black and white, like just right wrong,
Speaker 1: I feel like I would land on. Oh, you're right,
Speaker 1: it is tough.
Speaker 4: Here's what I think, here's what I think. You can't
Speaker 4: I go on a break and like two days later.
Speaker 4: If you're in a serious relationship just lasts a long time,
Speaker 4: you can't go on a break and like the next
Speaker 4: day hook up. There has to be a period of time,
Speaker 4: like a buffer on your break that doesn't feel like
Speaker 4: you're just like out at your cruising bone Town the
Speaker 4: moment the relationships ended, like you're in the bone Town
Speaker 4: convertible and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, who's up? Like can we just can we sit
Speaker 3: on the porch for a second. That's what I reel like.
Speaker 1: Watching the bones go by.
Speaker 4: Just let the bones go by and then you can
Speaker 4: find them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that there's a buffer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that feels right. That feels right.
Speaker 4: It also has to be like a very clear agreement
Speaker 4: if you go on to break, like what's okay and
Speaker 4: what's not?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait, I mean, but maybe I want
Speaker 1: to say this, Maybe I want to say that I
Speaker 1: don't I think you don't hook up when you're on
Speaker 1: a break. I think you hook up when you've decided
Speaker 1: that you're broken, like we're done. There's no because also
Speaker 1: just think about it. Okay, let's say you get that
Speaker 1: convertible and you put the top down. In your head
Speaker 1: into Bonetown and something happens and you bone someone else,
Speaker 1: and then you get back together with the one that
Speaker 1: you were just on a break with. Do you have
Speaker 1: to by the way, okay, here's another question.
Speaker 3: Do you do you have to vuld that? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I do think that you don't. Here's what I think.
Speaker 4: This is a hill I will die on. I think
Speaker 4: that if you break up with someone, you don't owe
Speaker 4: it to necessarily.
Speaker 3: Tell them what happened during that breakup time. But if
Speaker 3: they ask, I think that you have a right to be, like,
Speaker 3: you know what, we were broken up.
Speaker 4: But I know if you've like gone I mean, if
Speaker 4: you've gone banged other people like I think you owe
Speaker 4: them a clean bill of health moving forward. But otherwise
Speaker 4: I don't think you have to list the names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go to what Richard has written in,
Speaker 1: which is speakerphone and FaceTime are not meant for use
Speaker 1: in public. Richard, you and I are from the same tribe. No,
Speaker 1: of course, these people that walk around in the aisles
Speaker 1: of Target on full volume speaker are out of their minds.
Speaker 4: I you disagree, I've done a speakers.
Speaker 1: Camela Letting, Gene you're walking down the aisles.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I've done a speaker.
Speaker 1: I can take your phone.
Speaker 3: Stop it. Sometimes it's easier for my hands to do
Speaker 3: a speaker.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. Sometimes I need I know, hill,
Speaker 4: I will die on but I and yet I do
Speaker 4: it to you. Is you can't just FaceTime someone out
Speaker 4: of the blue.
Speaker 1: I think you're wrong on this one, but.
Speaker 3: I will still. I will continue to do it to you.
Speaker 1: No, and I love when you do it to me.
Speaker 1: And here's FaceTime I do and I because guess what again,
Speaker 1: you have choice, the other person has choice. You can
Speaker 1: FaceTime someone randomly out of nowhere, and a person can
Speaker 1: look at the call coming in and accept or decline.
Speaker 1: It's very consensual. It's set up to be that way.
Speaker 4: It's only like a very small handful of people I
Speaker 4: would accept it from, And there's other people that I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, what in the are you doing? How dare you?
Speaker 1: That's how the kids feel about voicemails, by the way,
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, yeah, if you leave them a voicemail. Truly,
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm surprised. I don't even actually think
Speaker 1: that they understand how the function works, like they something
Speaker 1: pops up and they're like, what the fuck is this
Speaker 1: a voicemail? Someone left a message? Yeah, because they just
Speaker 1: send each other voice memos, which we did the other day.
Speaker 3: We had a little voice memo situation the other day,
Speaker 3: me and you, my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, that was very funny, talk about the performers, and
Speaker 1: we had a full back and forth the voice memo
Speaker 1: situation where we played characters.
Speaker 3: We could have called each other, but we didn't.
Speaker 1: No, we played characters.
Speaker 3: We did, we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. Okay, hit me with your favorite
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go one up.
Speaker 4: Well, Mariam, summer is the best season, hands down, doesn't
Speaker 4: matter how hot it gets.
Speaker 3: We would never be friends, Miriam.
Speaker 4: We would never work out as friends because everyone knows
Speaker 4: the answer is fall.
Speaker 3: It's just a fact.
Speaker 6: Fall.
Speaker 1: And say more why Fall? I mean, I know.
Speaker 3: Because I do I need to?
Speaker 1: Well it does. You can say one word, say the
Speaker 1: one word that makes worth it.
Speaker 3: Halloween.
Speaker 4: But also but it's not just Halloween though. There's like coziness,
Speaker 4: there's magic in the air, like I'm I fully embrace
Speaker 4: my basic bitch and fall. I can love a pumpkin
Speaker 4: spice coffee situation. I love the coast, you know, it's
Speaker 4: like ninety degrees outside in La right now. I'm like,
Speaker 4: let's make a soup, you know.
Speaker 3: Like I'm I just love the whole feeling of it.
Speaker 3: M what do you feel you're during your well?
Speaker 1: Now that I've moved to the East Coast, I prefer
Speaker 1: my favorite My favorite seasons are fall and spring. Spring.
Speaker 1: Spring snuck up on me.
Speaker 3: Man, oh man, really I don't care for spring.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you don't live in these kinds on the
Speaker 1: East Coast. Literally, there's like dirt somewhere like one day
Speaker 1: and the next day there's a sing like beautiful green
Speaker 1: bush flower situation that you're like, where did that come from?
Speaker 1: And did magic make that happen? And then you realize
Speaker 1: it's no, it's nature. Nature made it happen.
Speaker 3: Nature made it happen.
Speaker 1: Random it all the time. Not you, but me.
Speaker 3: I am yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's okay, So okay this one.
Speaker 1: My kids and I get into real, real tussles over
Speaker 1: this one. Eden wrote it and said, movies in the
Speaker 1: theater should have subtitles. No, they should not, nor should
Speaker 1: all the screens that you're watching. Why are you all
Speaker 1: putting subtitles on? Because it drives me crazy, and I
Speaker 1: always look at the words instead of looking at the
Speaker 1: faces of the people that are performing in the thing.
Speaker 1: And so if you wanted to, if you wanted to
Speaker 1: read it, would then get a book.
Speaker 3: Go get a book.
Speaker 4: I think I'm so glad that your ears work perfectly, Jessica.
Speaker 3: Some of us don't have that oxious.
Speaker 1: Was I just behaving in a very man so.
Speaker 4: Obnoxious, No, I agree. I don't think they all need
Speaker 4: to have subtitles. I do agree that there should be
Speaker 4: an option for it, though I don't have. Gen Z
Speaker 4: does is known for loving subtitles and everything, and I
Speaker 4: don't think that they it's because of any sort of
Speaker 4: like heart of hearing hearing last situation. I like them
Speaker 4: on certain shows. There are times when everyone was whispering
Speaker 4: on Game of Throne when I would not have no
Speaker 4: like regular shows. I don't know what they're saying. They're like, no, well,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of whisper actors.
Speaker 3: There's whispers.
Speaker 4: But I do think that there should be an option
Speaker 4: in the movie theater, Yes, subtitle option. I would not
Speaker 4: take the option, but I imagine there are many people
Speaker 4: that would. Jamie, I will never do elf on the
Speaker 4: shelf for my kids. I will die on this small
Speaker 4: elfless hill.
Speaker 1: You know what good for you, Jamie, because you there's
Speaker 1: a particular terror that invades your life for the period
Speaker 1: of time that, as a parent, you are responsible for
Speaker 1: moving the shelf every night under.
Speaker 3: The cover of night.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, and the feeling you and you wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, I is not moving.
Speaker 1: I didn't move it or when and you're too late
Speaker 1: and they see it in the same place again and
Speaker 1: you spin some ridiculous lie.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so here's what I do.
Speaker 4: I think elf on the shelf is super annoying because
Speaker 4: they cannot touch the elves is technically the rule, right,
Speaker 4: and so it's just working sat there and then it's
Speaker 4: like your job. Are elves have ingested a certain magique
Speaker 4: that allows them to be touched, thrown, hugged.
Speaker 5: Talk about boundaryless behavior, They have no ur l's. We've
Speaker 5: got boundaryless elves sent to us, and I'm so grateful
Speaker 5: because the truth is is that when they come, the
Speaker 5: kids play with them non stop, so I actually like
Speaker 5: the elves. And when they don't move, then we know
Speaker 5: it's been a particularly snowy trip back to the North
Speaker 5: Pole and it would be dangerous to travel, and therefore
Speaker 5: that's why they haven't moved. Oh, that's why you can't
Speaker 5: travel and it's certain weather.
Speaker 3: Okay, next, next, next, Okay.
Speaker 1: So James wrote in and said accountability is not cancel culture.
Speaker 1: Holding someone accountable for their actions doesn't mean that they
Speaker 1: are canceled. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Agree, Yeah, that's not I think that's a hell that
Speaker 4: a lot of time. Jennifer said, Christmas needs to stay.
Speaker 3: It's lane.
Speaker 4: I don't need to be bombarded by Santa when I'm
Speaker 4: trying to enjoy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Jennifer, No, yeah, I'm okay with Santa Thanksgiving. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with Santa that like the actual literal day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I decorate. I decorate the the weekend after. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we get that treat. Yeah, I'm okay with this.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's okay with that too. She's not being specific.
Speaker 1: Just finish Thanksgiving and then you got and then you
Speaker 1: get Santy.
Speaker 3: Oh Justin, oh, Justin red Justin's oh oh.
Speaker 1: He says that a hot dog. Jackson says that a
Speaker 1: hot swag is a san.
Speaker 3: Dam Justin, You're wrong, it's not you're wrong with hot dog.
Speaker 3: It's a hot swag, Avery Jackson.
Speaker 4: Avery Avery said PDA is not cute, nor should it
Speaker 4: be acceptable anywhere. I like a little bit of PDA
Speaker 4: Sometimes I think it's totally a switch here in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smooth cheese are cute.
Speaker 3: We don't need to fall on you know, there's going
Speaker 3: to be grinding, But like.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but a little cute like tap on
Speaker 1: the bottom from someone who has said that that's an
Speaker 1: acceptable form of affection is a cute little thing to see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm laughing at that.
Speaker 1: Can I get you specific?
Speaker 3: No, I'm already laughing at Maxines. Okay, Maxines? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: Maxine wrote in and she said clapping at the end
Speaker 1: of a flight makes you a dork. I only speak
Speaker 1: the truth. I really thought about this one, probably for
Speaker 1: longer than I was probably necessary. Maxine. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I do. I agree with you. And I've thought of
Speaker 1: the times that I've ever clapped upon landing, which have
Speaker 1: been very few and far between. I remember them being
Speaker 1: a celebration of life because I've only ever clapped when
Speaker 1: it was like a rough landing and we got to
Speaker 1: the ground and I.
Speaker 3: Was like yes, we made it. Yeah, we made it.
Speaker 4: I remember this one like comment on this, so that's
Speaker 4: made me laugh. And it's like, why are we flying?
Speaker 4: It's that person's job to literally get us there safe,
Speaker 4: Like why are we Like, that's their job, do you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, but they don't control wind patterns, and sometimes
Speaker 1: it's a little you don't know.
Speaker 4: I yes, I listen. I you may see me on
Speaker 4: a flight clapping once in a while. Yeah, I hate flying.
Speaker 4: Wilson says, Tuna is good. Tuna sandwiches are good, Tuna
Speaker 4: salad is delicious.
Speaker 3: Agree. I love a tuna melk too.
Speaker 4: Sure, you know what, though it depends how it travels.
Speaker 4: You can't travel with a tuna.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Soggy tuna is an immediate experience.
Speaker 3: It's an immediate experience.
Speaker 1: Lenai, Oh, this is a good one. Cheating on someone
Speaker 1: emotionally is just as bad as cheating on them physically.
Speaker 4: I agree, you do, because I disagree, say more just
Speaker 4: as bad, you know what.
Speaker 1: I sorry, I just in just to see where I'm
Speaker 1: coming from. I put myself in the position of someone
Speaker 1: doing it to me.
Speaker 4: I think, yes, yes, By the way, emotional cheating is
Speaker 4: really hard because it means that there's feelings there, right,
Speaker 4: and you could physically cheat and there not be like
Speaker 4: feelings there.
Speaker 3: However, I feel like physical cheating, I don't know, this
Speaker 3: is a hard one. I want to hear from you guys.
Speaker 4: I feel like physical cheating takes more effort.
Speaker 1: Almost physical cheating takes more effort. Maybe well yeah, because
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, physical cheating is cheating. It's just cheating,
Speaker 1: like you're like, you're not getting around the fact that
Speaker 1: you cheated. I just think that emotional cheating can be
Speaker 1: I think it. I think that people can say I
Speaker 1: didn't cheat because I didn't physically do anything, and yet
Speaker 1: there's still a piece of betrayal there. It may not
Speaker 1: be full.
Speaker 4: But her thing is, yes, for sure that I agree
Speaker 4: with that. But her thing is is it's just as bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I can say so. I had
Speaker 1: someone who I discovered it's like quintessential you discover texting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I was like, what the what? So
Speaker 1: it was over it was over messaging and I read
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and I can tell you that my
Speaker 1: feeling was at what absolutely felt like cheating. And then
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I didn't know yet, so I hadn't
Speaker 1: talked to them about it, So I just like was imagining,
Speaker 1: and my imagining was pretty bad. But I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: like I can remember like the lump in my throat
Speaker 1: and like I had a tightness in my chest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I read it, and I can tell you that
Speaker 1: it felt it felt like there would always be a before.
Speaker 1: I saw that and an after in our relationship. Like
Speaker 1: the betrayal was strong enough for me to feel like
Speaker 1: mm hmm ouch.
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, like deep deep deep ouch.
Speaker 1: So when it's like, is it as that, I mean again,
Speaker 1: it's a spectrum, right, obviously, right, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Cheating is Oh god, oh it's just the worst. It's
Speaker 3: the worst. Okay.
Speaker 4: I have another tiny hill I would die on is
Speaker 4: to do with decor. I don't think that you can
Speaker 4: hang on the wall like your entire wedding album, because it's.
Speaker 1: The wedding was like eighteen years ago.
Speaker 3: When the wedding was eight.
Speaker 4: I think you can have like a you know, a
Speaker 4: couple of pictures, but some people treat it like a
Speaker 4: Vogue spread that they need to blow up on a wall.
Speaker 4: I think there are some I think there's a difference
Speaker 4: between bedroom pictures and living room. You know, people walking
Speaker 4: around your house pictures. Yeah, I mean some stuff needs to.
Speaker 3: Be in the boudoir.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have one. Okay, go Christmas lights up after
Speaker 1: January first.
Speaker 4: Ooh, January first, Yeah, okay, January fifth.
Speaker 1: I'll give you five days take them down. Take them down, because,
Speaker 1: again speaking to our earlier tiny hill, if they're up
Speaker 1: the day after Thanksgiving, then they got to come down
Speaker 1: in January.
Speaker 4: I agree, I agree, and I do see some lights
Speaker 4: lingering close to February.
Speaker 1: Oh, my kids will tell you that.
Speaker 3: I get crazy.
Speaker 1: I get super annoyed driving through neighborhoods where there's still
Speaker 1: and I feel so bad. A friend of mine lives
Speaker 1: across the street, A front of mine lives across the
Speaker 1: street from from the house that has year round Christmas light.
Speaker 6: No, no, I don't know how she hasn't, under the
Speaker 6: cover of night, sneaky sneaked in there and cut some lines.
Speaker 3: Well, she's gonna know. Now if your light suddenly.
Speaker 1: A little snippy snip is what? Whatever? From me? Oh God?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 3: Okay, we are going to we should we should continue.
Speaker 3: This is I think this will make this a series. Hills,
Speaker 3: you will die on.
Speaker 4: Continue writing us, and every I know we have some
Speaker 4: of the series we want to do.
Speaker 3: Continue writing us because tell us fun and it's making
Speaker 3: us think of the Hills. We will die on, all right, Jessica,
Speaker 3: you call it this was fun?
Speaker 1: Yes, please, let's call it. The end of the episode,
Speaker 1: kid taking his seat and tapped in the street.