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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone Frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is mister gun

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Speaker 1: Thrie calling from middle school. I was looking for Dominique's mommy, Leslie. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Leslie. Hi, this is mister gun Thrie. I'm

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Speaker 1: your son, Dominic's English teacher. How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Is everything okay? I am not too great? No,

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Speaker 1: and everything is not okay. I'm calling to alert you

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Speaker 1: to a little situation that we had happened to day

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Speaker 1: at school. Okay, what's going on? Well, I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you know this or not, but Dominic, your son

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Speaker 1: had homework lass night. Okay, and when I was asking

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Speaker 1: the kids to turn in the homework, guess who didn't

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Speaker 1: have it? I assume, based on this conversation on your

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Speaker 1: phone calls that you're saying dominicis nevers homework. Yes, well,

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Speaker 1: at least one person in the family gets questions right

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Speaker 1: on a quiz. Yes, he didn't have it, And I'm

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Speaker 1: calling to alert you that he's been sent to the

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Speaker 1: principal's office. Sent to the principal's office for not having

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Speaker 1: his homework for a single assignment. Well, no, it's because earlier,

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of the class, he told me that

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Speaker 1: he did it, he didn't have it, and that was

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Speaker 1: I think we both know a lie. Well, so first

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Speaker 1: you said that he said that he did the homework.

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Speaker 1: Now you're telling me he said he had the homework. Well,

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Speaker 1: he said that he did being inconsistent here, he said

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Speaker 1: that he did it, and then he didn't have it

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Speaker 1: with him. So I don't know if he did it

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Speaker 1: or not. All I do know is he lied to

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Speaker 1: me at the beginning of class. So I told the

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Speaker 1: principle that he punched me in the face, and I

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Speaker 1: sent him to the principal's office. I'm sorry, wait a second,

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Speaker 1: So you told the principle that he punched you in

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Speaker 1: the face. There is no way that my son punched you. No,

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Speaker 1: he did not. I lied. I wanted to teach him

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Speaker 1: a lesson about lying. So I sent him to the

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Speaker 1: principal's office and I told him that he came up

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Speaker 1: and punched me in the middle of class, which is

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Speaker 1: a big offense. The police are actually on their way

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Speaker 1: for assault charges. Maybe are you hidding me right now? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. Are you even allowed to be a teacher?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You know? And I know my

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Speaker 1: son's teachers me. What was your name again? Stir mister Gunthrie,

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Speaker 1: Mister Gunthrie, are you new I'm a substitute. Act I'm

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Speaker 1: a substitute. You are a substitute that explains everything. Well,

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Speaker 1: please know, mister gun Thrie, you will no longer be

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Speaker 1: a substitute teacher. By the time this is grew, I

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Speaker 1: will have your job. I think that I'm starting to

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Speaker 1: spot where his habit of lying comes from. Um, I

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Speaker 1: haven't lied to you at all. Yes, I know. But

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Speaker 1: the enabling behavior that I'm seeing right now, you know

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Speaker 1: it starts in the home. Wow. So let me ask you, sir.

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Speaker 1: Do you have children? I have, well, thirty two. I

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Speaker 1: have thirty two of them at least per class. When

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Speaker 1: I'm subbing as a substitute teacher. You spend what maybe

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Speaker 1: one day with them, and you think that you can

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Speaker 1: call them for children. One day can make a huge difference.

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Speaker 1: I mean, think of the lasting impact I'm going to

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Speaker 1: have on Dominiqu's life now, especially Yeah, you are going

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Speaker 1: to have the lasting impression on him, but not in

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Speaker 1: a good way. Do you understand what you are doing? Right?

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Speaker 1: Now I am getting in my car and I am

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Speaker 1: on my way down there. I will be there probably

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Speaker 1: before the police get there, because I'm right around the corner.

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Speaker 1: And if you want someone to really punch you in

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Speaker 1: the face, they can go ahead and rescue me, because

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm gonna do when I get down there.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you think you are, but you

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Speaker 1: are going to lose your job. Mama Bear's got the

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Speaker 1: clause out, doesn't she. Yeah, Mama Bear's going to come

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Speaker 1: down there, and Mama Bear is gonna maul you. Because

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Speaker 1: you are up. I can't even like I just cannot

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Speaker 1: even with you. Well, then how about I tell you

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Speaker 1: that this isn't actually the school. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your husband will set you up a serious it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. You have given me a hearttack, don't you

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Speaker 1: gave me a heart attack? I didn't want to be

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Speaker 1: mauled by Mama Bear. Oh my gosh, I am so good. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you guys really got me. I am so glad that

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Speaker 1: you're not actually a teacher, because I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: we all know why. It's a good thing. You're not

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Speaker 1: a teacher. The Jewel Show on demand