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Speaker 1: I wanted to take a special moment to give our

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Speaker 1: parent company here at the radio station a heartfelt thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. It's over the years

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Speaker 1: of housing our show, providing heat to the studio, sometimes

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Speaker 1: at unbearable levels, providing us air conditioning after we wait

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Speaker 1: multiple weeks for a rare Russian mechanical part to be

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Speaker 1: shipped for an HVAC system built in the nineteen eighties. Today,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, jeff you did it again.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: I applaud you because never in my lifetime have I

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Speaker 1: dreamed I'd go into a restroom and use zero ply

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Speaker 1: toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Wait, is this the bathroom where the light switch doesn't

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Speaker 4: work and instead of actually being able to turn on

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Speaker 4: and off light, they just literally took the switch out

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Speaker 4: and the light is on twenty four seven.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the saw bathroom as we like to call it now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was out of soap for eight weeks, and

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 2: I thought I put a thing. It's used.

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Speaker 1: Somebody wropped that soapro it's been stolen, and I have

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Speaker 1: the zero ply toilet paper right here.

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Speaker 5: You can you can hold it if you want.

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Speaker 2: But you can't see it.

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Speaker 1: Careful if you touch it, it might crumble in your fingers.

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Speaker 1: It is by far the cheapest toilet paper on the planet.

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Speaker 1: People in Uganda have better toilet paper than we do,

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Speaker 1: and they don't even have toilets.

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Speaker 4: But they're stilling the imprint of a flower and a

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Speaker 4: butterfly on it. This isn't a used piece that you

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Speaker 4: gave me.

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Speaker 5: No, that's that's a clean one.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank god.

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Speaker 1: But I want to say thank you from the bottom

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Speaker 1: of our hearts to our parent company for really truly

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Speaker 1: caring about your employees.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I have to just grab the whole

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Speaker 4: roll and use that as well. No, I don't need

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Speaker 4: to be more worried about the soap everybody.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna need to wipe the blood off of my

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Speaker 1: seat when I leave the studio today. But hey, nobody

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Speaker 1: said radio was an easy business to get in.

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Speaker 2: That hurts, It's gonna tell you, just to imagine.

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Speaker 5: How it felt for me.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's move on and get.

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Speaker 5: Into the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be bleeding from our hearts after we hear

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Speaker 1: today's trivia question.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully Jake don't let us down.

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Speaker 3: Today is the birthday of legendary American cyclist Lance Armstrong.

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Speaker 3: He famously beat cancer, then hopped on his bicycle and

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Speaker 3: won the Tour de France seven straight years in a row.

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Speaker 4: We're not gonna mention the as on this one.

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Speaker 3: And in terms of celebrities through the years, he may

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Speaker 3: have had the number one lie when he publicly stated

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Speaker 3: I never doped before they discovered he had been using

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Speaker 3: performance in handing drafts practically his entire career.

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Speaker 2: He's truly an American here.

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Speaker 3: That's why today, in honor of Lance, we're doing a

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Speaker 3: special name that celebrity liar edition of.

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Speaker 2: Up to Went.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to name that performance in handing drum.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you the quote of a famous celebrity lie,

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Speaker 2: Who said it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's fun.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who heard me say lying

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Speaker 3: and with and celebrities and started daydreaming.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis. Alexis.

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Speaker 3: In two thousand and one, this female TV personality said, quote,

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Speaker 3: I did not trade stock based on insider information? Who

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Speaker 3: made that lie? I can give you a hint, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: She's not a singer or a movie access I think.

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Speaker 4: It is when you hear this namead is like a

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Speaker 3: Suck.

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Speaker 2: Ellen Degenerous. Incorrect. It was Martha Stewart. She was convinced

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Speaker 2: insider trading and went to prison. Let's go over to Brook, yeah. Brook.

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Speaker 3: In the year two thousand, a celebrity couple said quote,

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, maybe both the names who said that?

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Speaker 1: Lie? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Man, what a toss up because that was such a

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Speaker 4: time of purity rings and Jonas brothers. You know, like,

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Speaker 5: I was thinking they all waited till marriage, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, wait, I think I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. That is, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's correct. What Let's go to Jose Jose. In a

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Speaker 3: twenty thirteen interview, this female movie stars said quote, I've

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Speaker 3: only done cocaine four times. Who said that line here

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Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen That's when the interview happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I have to stereotype and go down

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Speaker 1: to who were my who are some cocaine us?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The first person was like, Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go with Lindsay Lohan. Jose said, Lindsay Lohan, that is

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Speaker 2: that is correct. That's a great guess from Jose.

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Speaker 1: I love that she thought just admitting four tides, it's

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Speaker 5: Not believable.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey thing, Okay, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: In two thousand and nine, it was a huge scandal

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Speaker 3: all over the news when this celebrity stepped to the

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Speaker 3: microphone and said, quote, I'm a family man, and who

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Speaker 3: said that? Lie?

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Speaker 5: Remember when was this.

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Speaker 2: Two thousand and nine?

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Speaker 5: So he was okay, not being faithful to his family? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: maybe something all right?

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Speaker 1: Was it?

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Speaker 5: Ronald McDonald's. Did he have that scandal happened famously?

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Speaker 4: Unmarried McDonald's Okay, I have an idea, but I don't

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Speaker 4: think it's like a TV or movie celebrity.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of what I'm thinking of an athlete that

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Speaker 1: had rough go for a while there with drinking and women.

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Speaker 5: Give me tiger woods also pills.

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Speaker 2: Jeff said, tiger woods.

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Speaker 3: That's correct. I mean, if we're gonna be historical, let's

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Speaker 3: get correct. He was found cheating with multiple women. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're back to brook Brook. In two thousand and six,

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Speaker 3: this person said quote, I invented the selfie who said

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Speaker 3: that line?

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Speaker 4: I am almost positive that this is Paris Hilton.

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Speaker 2: Paris Hilton. That's correct. Pretty sure she invented it on

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Speaker 2: the Simple Life. Yeah, Reality TV. I have an idea.

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Speaker 2: Turn the cameras around back to me. Speaking of back

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Speaker 2: to you, we're over to Jose. Jose.

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Speaker 3: This eighties pop duo came out and said, quote, we

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Speaker 3: sing live. Who said that lie?

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Speaker 2: Well, the only one I can think of is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they got caught live on tea dubbing their voices.

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Speaker 2: Millie Vanilli is correct. Jose's right.

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Speaker 3: They were exposed during a live show and their backtrack

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Speaker 3: malfunctioned and everyone saw they weren't really singing.

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Speaker 2: Everybody literally does that. Yeah, it's like normal.

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Speaker 3: We're running out of time. So Jeffrey, this is sudden

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Speaker 3: death for you. You get this right, you win if you

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Speaker 3: get it wrong. Brooke and Jose win. In twenty ten,

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Speaker 3: this person proudly proclaimed, quote, my butt is all natural.

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Speaker 2: Who said that lie? Name again? Oh yeah, I haven't

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Speaker 2: heard from her sex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we never hear about this person and like the

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Speaker 1: gossip sites or anything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, really, that's Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 3: Jeff said, Kim Kardashian, I was looking for Wilford Brimley.

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Jeffrey was correct. That's Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 3: She later been in too multiple cosmetic procedures, including butt injections,

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Speaker 3: and that means, Jeffrey, you've won today's edition of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, since I got since I got that

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Speaker 1: last one right against the choose who gets shocked, we're

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Speaker 1: going with the woman who's publicly claimed she's saving herself

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Speaker 1: for marriage, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just like Brittany a few times, been around that track,

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Speaker 4: So it's not just gonna happen like that today.

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Speaker 2: No Hall the black Girl, ain't no Hal the back girl.

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Speaker 5: Best one in a while.

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Speaker 2: Every time.

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Speaker 5: That's your Chack Colla question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: rookie Jeffrey in the morning,