Speaker 1: Ay, let me flow real quick. Hey, sucking on someome
Speaker 1: dick for fun?
Speaker 2: Immediately like no, wow, that was a really really shocking
Speaker 2: and like disturbing way to start this episode of Emergency Intercom. Literally,
Speaker 2: all I can think about is all the people who
Speaker 2: start episodes with their parents and they're like Okay, they're.
Speaker 1: Like in the kamm or with their therapists. We need
Speaker 1: more people watching the podcast.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about that on the Patreon episode?
Speaker 3: Where do we talk about that? Yeah, y'all are weird
Speaker 3: for that?
Speaker 2: I don't, but I guess I never went into a
Speaker 2: conversation where I was showing my therapist what I watched.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're not weird, but like, I
Speaker 2: just can't imagine. I say that as if I haven't
Speaker 2: had to like email my therapist a very long letter
Speaker 2: I received from people and that I was sending back
Speaker 2: and we had to use a secret like email, Like
Speaker 2: she didn't want me to send it through any of
Speaker 2: my emails because it was like super personal. It was
Speaker 2: a super personal letter and she was like, we can't
Speaker 2: send it through it. It was not even that it
Speaker 2: was embarrassing as fun.
Speaker 1: Never detail, never that. It's like I'm going to go
Speaker 1: through your email, like I've gone through your email and
Speaker 1: like texts and ship like a bunch, just like because
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to see what you're saying about me.
Speaker 1: But like I like, like.
Speaker 3: I would do that, you've gone through my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like even reading your like journals and diaries and.
Speaker 2: Ship that is a complete invasion of privacy. You don't
Speaker 2: do that, you know.
Speaker 1: It's because that's how I get to know you and
Speaker 1: how I can get to.
Speaker 3: Tell you things I would tell you. I write really
Speaker 3: like I write.
Speaker 1: I know you write really evil shit in there, and
Speaker 1: that's how I know. That's how I know how to
Speaker 1: manipulate you.
Speaker 3: Oh you have gotten really good at it?
Speaker 2: Did you just recently started?
Speaker 1: That's why we're such good friends. Oh Okay, No.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I guess I would have traded that
Speaker 2: for our friendships exactly.
Speaker 1: I was talking to Oryan the other day, just like
Speaker 1: talking about like past journal entries and how like in
Speaker 1: the moment when I'm like writing in my journal or
Speaker 1: writing in my notes, app like something super emotional and
Speaker 1: like really like just like cathartic and letting it all out,
Speaker 1: like I'll read it back, like even eight hours later, Like, granted,
Speaker 1: I'm in the most suicidal moment of my life. Anytime
Speaker 1: I journal, I'm like fighting off the demons which are
Speaker 1: praying for my downfall constantly. These bitches are praying for
Speaker 1: my downfall. Like that's the craziest thing they want me.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, that is I have been noticing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want me to feel really bad. But I
Speaker 1: was just saying, how like after eight hours even, I
Speaker 1: go back and read it, and it's the most appalling, embarrassing,
Speaker 1: like shitty writing ever. And I literally think I'm like
Speaker 1: slaying down, Like I think I'm eating fucking boots.
Speaker 3: Literally you you.
Speaker 2: Were literally giving like I'm writing the next A twenty four. No, literally,
Speaker 2: they're gonna find this.
Speaker 1: I just say that they're gonna find this.
Speaker 2: Shit, Like I need to be a back to the
Speaker 2: position in my life where I'm getting the e like
Speaker 2: the A twenty four monologue in my text. I need that.
Speaker 2: I need that back. But maybe I don't, but I
Speaker 2: think I do.
Speaker 3: But yeah I don't.
Speaker 2: I haven't write any of my journals, but even when
Speaker 2: I see the writing I've like publicly shared, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, girl, like get a fucking grip, but
Speaker 2: I still do it. I still like write down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, nobody knows my brain is so good.
Speaker 1: I like, really love the way you see the world.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Like I love the way you're.
Speaker 2: Seeing the world through negative one five exactly exactly, you're
Speaker 2: so blurred blur.
Speaker 1: Well, what should we do get.
Speaker 2: Let's save that because we're on a good role. Let's
Speaker 2: save the seriousness for later. I'm going to insert a
Speaker 2: photo of the man's bare feet next to me on
Speaker 2: the fucking flight.
Speaker 3: For once, I went out of my way.
Speaker 2: I've been like out of la for a long time.
Speaker 2: I got the option to upgrade. It was actually the
Speaker 2: best deal ever, because I thought I was.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna even change it to tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And then they.
Speaker 3: Asked to triple the right.
Speaker 2: Me. I was like, you are finding that way too funny,
Speaker 2: you fucking.
Speaker 1: I hit your foot so hard it didn't hurt, but
Speaker 1: it genuinely didn't hurt, like I swear, but it was
Speaker 1: it like wet.
Speaker 2: No, it was just like the weirdest thing ever, Like
Speaker 2: I like, because usually with your socks.
Speaker 1: On, it's like saying, is it wet? Is my wet?
Speaker 1: I just I just knew that was gonna but.
Speaker 2: I finally was like, you know what, I'm gonna treat
Speaker 2: myself like I haven't been feeling my best. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take this fucking upgrade. Bitch, tell me why the man
Speaker 2: next to me had his bear fucking feet out. I
Speaker 2: didn't even show you. I'm gonna show you them. I
Speaker 2: accidentally deleted it because I was making an uh an,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's literally what they did to me
Speaker 2: in Paris, and it made me actually want to fucking stand.
Speaker 2: Remember at TSA. I don't think I said it on
Speaker 2: the podcast Who I Was?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I always forget that you can't film TSA, which is bullshit,
Speaker 2: and yeah, because I'm like also like and I don't
Speaker 2: film people faces like I film like the tables and
Speaker 2: stuff because it looks cool.
Speaker 3: It's so weird, like.
Speaker 2: Seeing all my stuff through an X ray, Like, that's
Speaker 2: what I want a picture of. I don't want video
Speaker 2: or picture of your fucking ugly, stinky ass because you've
Speaker 2: literally been standing in the room with everybody's bare feet
Speaker 2: for three hours and you actually smell.
Speaker 3: Like mildew soup, So fuck you. It's not about you.
Speaker 2: I want pictures and videos of the gear and the
Speaker 2: X rays because it's so weird to me and it's
Speaker 2: also fake. But that's a different story.
Speaker 3: But we were I was at.
Speaker 2: Fucking leaving France and they always go through my ship.
Speaker 1: So for my blog, John Mayer documentary on TSA, like
Speaker 1: you know, filming with John Mayer.
Speaker 2: No, what did that mean?
Speaker 1: The documentarian on the scaffold sometimes it feels.
Speaker 3: Like your brain like shuffles through words and just says that.
Speaker 1: The scaffolding guy in New York, I don't know what, Oh, documentary, Wilson.
Speaker 2: Documentary now, John Mayer.
Speaker 1: I literally knew that that was literally.
Speaker 2: But I just wanted to film them going through my
Speaker 2: bag because like their hands. Again, I don't film strangers,
Speaker 2: but I wanted. I got like a video of my
Speaker 2: bag laid out, and I didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 2: It's like six am and I'm super tired except for
Speaker 2: like two hours whatever. The woman hadn't spoken to me,
Speaker 2: like the only tontionman.
Speaker 1: Was too stunned to speak, but she the only thing.
Speaker 2: She had said to me was she like in broken English.
Speaker 2: Was obviously we had a language barrier. She was like,
Speaker 2: oh is this a candle? Like in my bag, and
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it is whatever, and she's like okay,
Speaker 2: and very kind, very nice. I did that and then
Speaker 2: like I'm waiting for them to put it back, and
Speaker 2: she just looks at me and goes, give me your phone,
Speaker 2: and to which I said, the fuck, Like I literally
Speaker 2: yet that back because she she first of all, she
Speaker 2: switched on me so fucking fast. She was so nice
Speaker 2: and like a girl around my age. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is like whatever I enjoy when I'm interacting with
Speaker 2: people who live, uh not psychological warfare lives like we do.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is awesome, Like we're the same age,
Speaker 2: Like I like interacting with people my age out in
Speaker 2: public exactly how they get fucking slick with me because
Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, now we're on the same playing grounds,
Speaker 2: and I will jump over this X ray machine and
Speaker 2: beat the fuck out of you because why are you
Speaker 2: yelling at me? So she like she screamed at me,
Speaker 2: which was also humiliating because I'm like standing there, she
Speaker 2: goes give me your phone because and I was just stunned.
Speaker 3: So I just go the.
Speaker 2: Fuck and I just look at her and I'm like no,
Speaker 2: And I walked down to.
Speaker 1: Go get my shirt, and I'm like, this is Anya
Speaker 1: literally got tackled insa. She's gonna ignore that fact. She
Speaker 1: got tackled to the ground with her pants around her ankle.
Speaker 2: Jumped over grab my bag, Sumo slammed it onto my head.
Speaker 2: I hit the floor and if you know anything about
Speaker 2: hitting your head on.
Speaker 3: The floor, you get a concussion.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know anything about that.
Speaker 2: But she like yelled at me, and then her other
Speaker 2: friend came over and they started laughing and talking together,
Speaker 2: and then he looks at me and it's like, give
Speaker 2: me the phone and they're yelling at me.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, they love the power.
Speaker 2: They love it, and I'm like, which, I will break
Speaker 2: your plastic badge with my fucking teeth.
Speaker 1: Like eat it.
Speaker 2: And then I'm just like what And I already knew
Speaker 2: then it clicked to my head.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm not allowed to film them.
Speaker 2: I always forget, so I deleted it and they're like,
Speaker 2: go to photos, and I'm like, I just show them
Speaker 2: my photo roll. They grabbed my phone out of my hand,
Speaker 2: which immediately pisses me off. My iPhone fourteen pro bacs.
Speaker 1: I'm not and android.
Speaker 3: I do not touch my phone.
Speaker 2: So he grabs my phone and without asking me, starts
Speaker 2: going through it, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 2: In any other case scenario, if there wasn't a language
Speaker 2: barrier and it was a five AM, I actually would
Speaker 2: have freaked the fuck out and become like the worst
Speaker 2: person in the air poor and cause the scene and
Speaker 2: been like manager, bitch, because why are you touching my iPhone?
Speaker 2: I know legally you cannot touch my fucking iPhone.
Speaker 3: That's one thing about That's one thing about this great
Speaker 3: country is you cannot.
Speaker 1: Touch my eyes.
Speaker 2: Not in America, but I wasn't in our country.
Speaker 1: Our great country.
Speaker 2: But yeah, basically, he like then goes to recently deleted
Speaker 2: and goes like this to show my face and bitch,
Speaker 2: what are you going through my text?
Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck is happening? Why do you meet
Speaker 3: my face code?
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's going through my recently deleted So
Speaker 2: I snatched my phone, go and delete it and don't
Speaker 2: give my phone back, and I'm like it's gone.
Speaker 3: And then they just laugh at me because they think
Speaker 3: it's so fun.
Speaker 2: And then I became the worst person in the world
Speaker 2: because I was so fucking mad. So I started slamming
Speaker 2: everything in that back and I did break Ryan's like
Speaker 2: candletopper by doing that, because I was slamming.
Speaker 1: My candle topper that I got for my candle just naturally,
Speaker 1: so it is so fragile.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I became the worst person ever, and like
Speaker 2: all the bags were piling up, but like they had
Speaker 2: gone through all my ship and tore it up.
Speaker 1: To find what girl. That shit would never happen to me.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let that shit happen. It would never happen
Speaker 1: to me in the first first place because this face
Speaker 1: card never declines, so like they would literally never attempt.
Speaker 2: It with me just because I look yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he looks so fucking good like.
Speaker 1: These cards in debt.
Speaker 3: It's a fish. But yeah, I don't know what. Oh
Speaker 3: hey your wake up low, Oh that's you.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, you use that me twelve twenty alarm.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was just somebody being really fucking rude
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: And I got stopped again yesterday.
Speaker 2: I think that candle was just getting me stopped, and
Speaker 2: I think it was the mic.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: The mic in my bag got stopped, So I think
Speaker 2: it's the mic and the candle, but they never touched
Speaker 2: the mic. They go to the candle and they're like,
Speaker 2: what is this. I'm like, bitch, it's a fucking candle.
Speaker 1: Smile. What was the other that you started that story? Oh?
Speaker 3: Because the man with his feet out?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how we got there.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: But then I did get stopped again before I got
Speaker 2: on the plane, and they went through my ship again
Speaker 2: and they were being so fucking me. He was like,
Speaker 2: are you not happy to be here? And I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 2: am I not happy to be at the TSA before
Speaker 2: my fucking boarding when I'm about to get on a
Speaker 2: twelve hour economy flight? No, no, I am not happy.
Speaker 3: And I didn't say all that. I just looked at
Speaker 3: him and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, they did that because you were slamming your
Speaker 1: shit around they got there.
Speaker 2: I had an orange sticker on my thing from the
Speaker 2: moment she got my pass when I first entered the airport,
Speaker 2: and I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 3: And it was like get to gate.
Speaker 2: An hour before boarding, and I was like what. Like,
Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, I know, I know how planes
Speaker 2: were like, but it was literally they looked at it
Speaker 2: and they were like, oh, this sticker means you were chosen,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, just for one, and they're like,
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Harassed again, get germs all over your ship.
Speaker 2: To have to stand barefoot at the dirtiest place in
Speaker 2: the world. That fuckings get the fuck out of me.
Speaker 2: You need to start with that ship.
Speaker 1: I don't play with that ship.
Speaker 2: What is it's so loud? Where did you get that?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: All I can think about it is like me when
Speaker 2: y'all try to chase me with that double a battery,
Speaker 2: taste her from she and its just a guy shaking
Speaker 2: and taking.
Speaker 1: The fry pepper. I got it from uh, this like
Speaker 1: flea market in downtown. But I went with this perfect segue.
Speaker 1: I went to this flea market to get a bunch
Speaker 1: of like Bernie oils because you can buy a bunch
Speaker 1: of them for really cheap, and they have like dupes
Speaker 1: of like Lei Labo and like all this shit, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go get that because
Speaker 1: I want to put like son Tall thirty four on
Speaker 1: these dryer balls that we got, because if you put
Speaker 1: the oil on there, the perfume oil, it's like a
Speaker 1: lint roller or a lint sheet or a dryer sheet,
Speaker 1: and it like infects the clothes with that smell. But
Speaker 1: I was like, here I go buying Son Tall thirty
Speaker 1: four for five hundred dollars to spray it on there,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not doing that, so I'm gonna buy this exactly.
Speaker 1: So I went and bought all that shit. It was nice.
Speaker 1: I used it. It works my bed someme like salt
Speaker 1: and tall. Now it was genius. Dare I say, and
Speaker 1: you shot when you didn't make it up? But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I made up the song Tall thirty four of it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But I was laying in bed after I
Speaker 1: had just put my laundry in the dryer. I mean
Speaker 1: a zul were like chilling hard, and I think the
Speaker 1: worst ten minutes of my life occurred, Like genuinely, the
Speaker 1: worst ten minutes of my life occurred, so many traumatic
Speaker 1: events back to back to back. So I hear like
Speaker 1: a sound on my carpet, and I just got new
Speaker 1: carpets in my room. They're really cute and kind of
Speaker 1: like chrisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent, like they give whatever
Speaker 1: their Azola loves playing on them. And he was like
Speaker 1: running around and like eating the corners of my carpet.
Speaker 1: And like when Azul eats the corners of carpets, they
Speaker 1: curl up or curl.
Speaker 3: Over it, and she likes to pull them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So there's like nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 1: Once it's done, Like it's done, like it's curled like
Speaker 1: that forever.
Speaker 2: You can't like one of them curled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two corners are curled, the one you walk into
Speaker 1: the room. And so I was like, god damn it.
Speaker 1: And he had like ripped one of them to shreds
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 2: Head the next three mono.
Speaker 1: I know, literally, And so I was pissed about that.
Speaker 2: So like, I mean me, when you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Man, you're gonna chip in your room. But I like
Speaker 1: am like fed up. So I chased a zoo out
Speaker 1: of my room. I'm like, get shoot, get out. You're
Speaker 1: not playing in here anymore. You're in time out. Go
Speaker 1: to your room, like I'm done, Like I'm not dealing
Speaker 1: with this. And so I get up and I'm walking
Speaker 1: through the kitchen to get some shit, and I heard
Speaker 1: some shit going on in the hallway and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that. I walk out and I
Speaker 1: see a massive pile of cat vomit, Like I've never
Speaker 1: seen this much cat vomit in my entire life. I
Speaker 1: was going to take a picture to show you guys,
Speaker 1: but I was like, yeah, here I go posting cat
Speaker 1: vomit in a podcast, Like that's too far. So I
Speaker 1: see it, and this is like seconds after a zul
Speaker 1: destroyed my carpets. So I see it and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking dealing with this shit, Like I'm literally not.
Speaker 1: I was going to the bathroom to have like an
Speaker 1: existential meltdown because it's my say's face. I love going
Speaker 1: in there and like freaking out and pondering. I literally
Speaker 1: ponder and come up with theories in the bathroom, like
Speaker 1: where do I take these theories? Like for real, I girl, you.
Speaker 3: Flushed them down the toilet before you leave.
Speaker 1: The literal, So I love that as you were delivering
Speaker 1: that you realize this sucks.
Speaker 2: No, Like I wanted to say something good, but I
Speaker 2: was like, there's nothing good to say.
Speaker 1: I knew that was yeah. So I am sitting in there,
Speaker 1: I have my meltdown, and I'm like, I'm gonna deal
Speaker 1: with this moment afterwards. Does my breastink or some shit?
Speaker 2: No? I was smelling this jacket because I I can't
Speaker 2: remember the last time I washed it, but I know
Speaker 2: I washed it because the sleeves are small. Shit.
Speaker 1: But I step out of the bathroom and I completely
Speaker 1: forget the vomits there and I kicked There was a
Speaker 1: mound of it, and I kick it across the hall.
Speaker 1: It splatters on the wall. Then there's like a giant
Speaker 1: puddle that was leaking away and I slip in it,
Speaker 1: so I hit it with both of my fucking socked feet,
Speaker 1: which like, thank god I had socks on, but literally nightmare.
Speaker 1: And then seconds after that happened the dryer. I had
Speaker 1: just bought these new vials of really nice joke perfume oil,
Speaker 1: and the dryer threw one of them off and it
Speaker 1: exploded everywhere, and like just was glass everywhere, like fucking
Speaker 1: oil every where. It was so bad. And then I
Speaker 1: took my socks off, went to my bedroom, impowdered for
Speaker 1: another like five minutes, and came out there and cleaned
Speaker 1: up the oil and the cat vomit at the same time.
Speaker 1: And then that happens.
Speaker 2: Do you think, like, I'm literally gonna leave the frind
Speaker 2: you need to clean when you.
Speaker 1: Get I did think about it, but I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: here I go, leaving this giant mount of vomit for
Speaker 1: four days in the middle of the hallway, and like
Speaker 1: I'm also like I'm taking care of him right now,
Speaker 1: so like it's like kind of my job. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fucking terrible, the worst vibe in the world. Upsetting.
Speaker 1: Couldn't believe that was going on. But yeah, I fucking
Speaker 1: slipped in vomit.
Speaker 2: Well, to make you feel better, here's the picture of
Speaker 2: the man's feet.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to smell those. Is that weird?
Speaker 2: They smell really bad.
Speaker 1: They smell that is fucking terrible.
Speaker 2: And he was old and he had four drinks.
Speaker 1: How old was he?
Speaker 3: Maybe like sixty?
Speaker 1: Those are like decent feet for a sixty year old man.
Speaker 2: No, they look like he wasn't like he wasn't like
Speaker 2: my I know, he wasn't like a working class person.
Speaker 2: Like he's not like someone like my dad who's like
Speaker 2: outside like working on his feet. So why do they
Speaker 2: look like that? Maybe that is what happens when you
Speaker 2: sit to it.
Speaker 1: He might have loki have diabetes because those they are
Speaker 1: like swollen feet. Yeah, those are swollen diabetes.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but they stung, and he and you know what's
Speaker 2: word is he wasn't wearing shoes without socks. He was
Speaker 2: wearing shoes with socks, because when we were landing, he
Speaker 2: was putting his socks back on.
Speaker 1: Mm.
Speaker 2: Also, the woman next to me was rude. She asked
Speaker 2: for ice cream and espressed with her ice cream, which
Speaker 2: I did copy because like an avocado on the plane
Speaker 2: sounds fucking lit, even though they put apple sauce like
Speaker 2: an apple cream all over and it tasted sour as fuck.
Speaker 2: But that's a different story.
Speaker 1: But I think I had the same thing.
Speaker 2: She was like didn't have her trade down, and he
Speaker 2: was like, can you put it down so I could
Speaker 2: like put these things down? And she was like can
Speaker 2: I not just put it here in the middle thing?
Speaker 2: And he was like yeah, okay, And then she like
Speaker 2: wasn't helping put everything down? Everything like operations operations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like Hella operations.
Speaker 2: Do you think do you mean op?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you got ops like Hella operations. No, that's
Speaker 1: not what that like like so many Feds, but I'm
Speaker 1: literally federal as fuck, Like I'm a fed. I will
Speaker 1: tell them I have.
Speaker 3: To get rid of my car because that's the car
Speaker 3: in New York. That's the new NYPD car.
Speaker 2: And I was watching a bunch of like, you're literally
Speaker 2: yp get into that car, and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's how we look getting into that car.
Speaker 2: They were nerds and it was really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But well, we don't have to do that anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, because Drew has a car.
Speaker 1: I got a car, people.
Speaker 2: Which I got a sane I was thinking about that day.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, Drew can like go somewhere, which,
Speaker 2: granted I don't think you will.
Speaker 1: I forgot. I had a car for two days. The
Speaker 1: two days after I drove it around all day, I
Speaker 1: completely forgot I got it and I stayed inside for
Speaker 1: two and a half days. And then the only reason
Speaker 1: I left was to get a zul food and litter yesterday.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I'm not paying you back for that shit, bro.
Speaker 1: It was honestly not as expensive as I thought. I
Speaker 1: got a big ass box of litter because they didn't
Speaker 1: have the normal when you normally get. They just had
Speaker 1: twenty nine pound fucking bag boxes of a litter. It
Speaker 1: was like crazy, and it actually like hurt my fingers, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: like pinched like underneath like the nerves and ship. It
Speaker 1: was crazy. But yeah, and then what else did I do? Oh?
Speaker 1: I got a car freshener from dip teek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're literally so bored.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's so powerful you can smell it when
Speaker 1: you walk up to my car.
Speaker 2: Actually, I am jealous of that. Well, I just don't
Speaker 2: like my car. But that car is now for my parents.
Speaker 2: I'm a good kid, guys, good for you, a good kid.
Speaker 2: I'm getting my carrots a car because their cars literally
Speaker 2: don't work.
Speaker 3: My parents have never had a car that works.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that is true. Like every time, ever,
Speaker 1: every year I've met you's been a car problem for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like my parents just like we could never afford
Speaker 2: a car, a new car, so every car they've ever gone,
Speaker 2: it's like shit. I was on my way to work
Speaker 2: and two minutes away from that, if I had a
Speaker 2: dollar for every time my parents said, dude.
Speaker 3: Y'all are so bro you Oh my god, what the fuck? Like,
Speaker 3: why don't they fucking work?
Speaker 1: Like literally, people should work for their things.
Speaker 2: That's why. I mean, that's what they try to do.
Speaker 2: But then the car breaks down on the way there.
Speaker 2: I was saying, if I had a dollar for every
Speaker 2: time they've been like, you'll never believe this. I'm on
Speaker 2: my way to work, I don't even get on the
Speaker 2: highway and it's done. The car's off and they have
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. I think I've heard that at
Speaker 2: least thirty times in my lifetime and it's always the
Speaker 2: same time. Yeah, so I could. I couldn't find insurance
Speaker 2: on a nineteen sixty two Honda.
Speaker 1: I gonna say you could also buy a steak casadilla
Speaker 1: and a veggie burrito bowl from and a large Coca
Speaker 1: cola from Chipotle over twenty six bucks.
Speaker 2: Is that? Damn?
Speaker 3: That's all you had?
Speaker 1: All that I didn't eat. I got one to eat
Speaker 1: and then one to eat later.
Speaker 2: You are a nasty, vile woman. Oh I I'm scared
Speaker 2: of microwaves and I'm so glad we don't have one,
Speaker 2: because I was heating up my milk in somebody's microwave
Speaker 2: and I was like, why can that do that in
Speaker 2: ten seconds?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. It's evil. It's literally radiation. We
Speaker 1: have radiation in our house, just like obliterating our food.
Speaker 1: Like it's not chill and normal. Like, I'm so anti microwave.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Me when I'm Superman.
Speaker 1: My chest just hurts really bad, and literally mean when
Speaker 1: I'm Superman, supremn supre Man. Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, Bro, Like, you get those? Did
Speaker 2: you buy those?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I Dover. Why don't it sound like I'm crying.
Speaker 1: I bought them at Dover because.
Speaker 2: You're so happy, You're full of joy.
Speaker 1: It was a gift from my friend Julian. And you
Speaker 1: know I said earlier on the podcast, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna buy a fake one, Like I'm literally
Speaker 1: like you can screenprint this ship at home, Like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna buy a fake one, but this one's actually real.
Speaker 3: So don't I think it's fake?
Speaker 2: Like? Why do I feel like it's fake?
Speaker 1: It's from my Panda by Hall, My my five kilogram
Speaker 1: panda by Hall.
Speaker 3: Kilograms a lot. It's five kilograms a lot.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's insane. How I don't know
Speaker 1: the imperial system at all? Neither are we the imperial system.
Speaker 2: I think imperial, but I don't know the difference.
Speaker 1: I gotta look this up. Well, I just recently.
Speaker 2: Find out that there's British people who are lying. There's
Speaker 2: British people who could speak Spanish so they speak like.
Speaker 1: Oh, British Spanish.
Speaker 3: But they don't sound British when they speak.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, oh, said my pennis, I'm just sounding
Speaker 4: like a pirate or some ship.
Speaker 1: Like well, British people are literally nasty as.
Speaker 2: But they just sound they sound and then they sound
Speaker 2: the way they do when they speak English, so.
Speaker 1: They're not think of anything to say British.
Speaker 3: Oh telly, do it?
Speaker 2: You sound like a Victorian person who just like got transported.
Speaker 1: Back I Michael waves or is she fucking problem with fish?
Speaker 1: Or if she fucking pressure trunk? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eat the words when you do it.
Speaker 1: I like scrunched my face.
Speaker 2: Oh. We are so obsessed with like Victorian and Wardian era.
Speaker 1: Like like Edward Yeah, but I know.
Speaker 2: They stunk like they had plumbing, but it was like
Speaker 2: the plumbing that was really really poorly done, so you know.
Speaker 3: They smelled like shit.
Speaker 2: And they wore Hella layers, so you know that era smelled.
Speaker 1: So sorry to completely three sixty the conversation.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I know they stunk.
Speaker 1: I just came to like a really crazy realization. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know how there's like Edward girls, and then there's
Speaker 1: what's the other one Jacob, Jacob, Edward and Jacob, and
Speaker 1: it was like Edward, it's like this ema like vampire,
Speaker 1: and then Jacob is like this masculine, like strong, normal,
Speaker 1: normal person. Okay, uh, your brain. So Edward, if you
Speaker 1: were an Edward Gurley, you're more likely to be a liberal,
Speaker 1: Like you're a liberal person, abnormal in liberal as of I.
Speaker 1: And if you were a Jacob Gurley, you're a Republican. Huh,
Speaker 1: because it's like the norm, like like middle of America,
Speaker 1: like corn fed, like big man, big big Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know anybody, but I was.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, I was like into Jacob more
Speaker 2: than Edward when I was growing up. But I guess
Speaker 2: that would Yeah that hey, that that's the reaction you
Speaker 2: had for that thought. You literally acted like you just
Speaker 2: thought of something that nobody I haven't heard that theory,
Speaker 2: but you you said it like it was the most
Speaker 2: insane thought ever in terms.
Speaker 1: Of like intellectual proved me wrong.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I guess I.
Speaker 2: Could, but I would have to do like a charting
Speaker 2: of like who liked to But I guess I don't
Speaker 2: see like the delray of Jacob.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot to be said.
Speaker 5: Theresa album Coming I'm Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming all
Speaker 5: over him was.
Speaker 2: Also I I decided.
Speaker 1: Why did I say that? What was the joke of
Speaker 1: like the call of dude.
Speaker 2: He's coming, He's coming on my back, He's coming all
Speaker 2: over us. Well, I decided men are not allowed to
Speaker 2: be on swing sets anymore. You have no business moving
Speaker 2: your legs like that.
Speaker 1: That's true, like like.
Speaker 2: Big grown ass man getting on.
Speaker 1: And like, who did you see?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I saw a TikTok of somebody like on like
Speaker 2: a I don't actually remember. I just saw a swing
Speaker 2: set and then it was like it was supposed to
Speaker 2: be sweet.
Speaker 3: It was like a dad and his daughter.
Speaker 2: I was like, get him off of that.
Speaker 1: That is very fami.
Speaker 3: Him off of their Like why are you on there?
Speaker 3: You need to get down.
Speaker 2: It's just like why are you using your feet to
Speaker 2: like throw yourself around in a playful, joyful manner. Like
Speaker 2: you you build the swing set, we get on. That
Speaker 2: is the way it works.
Speaker 1: Literally, Like I just realized how it's it recording still,
Speaker 1: just making sure. I just realized how like insane are
Speaker 1: like topics are in like in our episode, it's like
Speaker 1: if you think about it, Like we go from talking
Speaker 1: about TSA to men not being allowed to swing on
Speaker 1: like and it's like one stream of consciousness. And don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I fucking love it and I would
Speaker 1: never change it. But like, and that's like the thing,
Speaker 1: but it really is like a feat that like is
Speaker 1: it makes.
Speaker 3: No sense, but if you think about it, it does
Speaker 3: make sense.
Speaker 2: Because why is TSA so nasty, disgusting and miserable because
Speaker 2: it's a bunch of predominantly men running around thinking they
Speaker 2: have power? And why are men on swing sets so
Speaker 2: disgusting because you're a nasty man, And why are you
Speaker 2: enjoying yourself and throwing yourself around? You're disgusting and annoying around?
Speaker 2: Which should like actually, the two like don't intersect because
Speaker 2: if there's a commentary on masculinity, me commentating on the
Speaker 2: lack of masculinity, like it should like that's just me,
Speaker 2: Like I'm justly different, Like I draw my lines in
Speaker 2: the sand where I want.
Speaker 1: We should ban masculinity.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, how would you ban that? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know, don't fucking ask me. I just preposeal
Speaker 1: we are literally living in satanic panic two point zero.
Speaker 2: You know Satanic Panic?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2: I need that on a shirt that's like nineteen eighties,
Speaker 2: that's like Ted Bundy, like Friday.
Speaker 1: Or that one guy from Stranger Things? Is it Ted Bunny?
Speaker 2: Okay, No, don't do that.
Speaker 1: You know that one?
Speaker 2: I know the clip Eddie I think?
Speaker 3: Is his name Eddie Burbank?
Speaker 1: Is that name Eddie bare Back?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: What did I say?
Speaker 1: I literally love Eddie bear Back's YouTube video so much.
Speaker 3: Wait, Who's Eddy? Is Eddie Burbank a person?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He's a YouTuber?
Speaker 3: Oh so that last name is a real last name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but literally a city like like.
Speaker 1: His videos are fucking buyer.
Speaker 2: My name is yet North, Miami.
Speaker 1: My name is Enya. Yeah, I'm thinking with Miami. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Satanic? So the original Satanic Panic was like nineteen eighties,
Speaker 1: early nineteen nineties, and it was literally just a bunch
Speaker 1: of people terrified that like Satanism was taking over and
Speaker 1: it was just a big conspiracy that like every visual
Speaker 1: like it was all from like music and movies and
Speaker 1: all that shit, and people were just like scared of
Speaker 1: like Satanism, like and how everyone is selling their soul
Speaker 1: and shit, literally look at like all of the conversations
Speaker 1: happening right now, and it's all like Illuminati, and like
Speaker 1: why is Little Yachty dancing in front of a demon
Speaker 1: on stage? Or like why is Playboy Cardi acting like
Speaker 1: a demon and acting like that, like they sold their
Speaker 1: souls Satanic Panic two point zero early twenty twenties, Boom
Speaker 1: might drop. Don't have anything else to add to that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I literally just itched my head and
Speaker 1: like fucking flicks fell out. It was nasty.
Speaker 2: Your skin is crumbling. We need to get shirts that
Speaker 2: Satanic Panic though, Like there has to be those shirts because.
Speaker 1: Manic Panic hair dye. We should die hair.
Speaker 2: Manic Panic at the disco, Satanic Panic at the mannic
Speaker 2: at the disco.
Speaker 1: I see you. But yeah, and then what else was
Speaker 1: I gonna say?
Speaker 2: I was gonna yeah, I guess Also, I think that
Speaker 2: makes a lot of sense that why that's a conversation too,
Speaker 2: is because of like Catholicism becoming such a big pinpoint
Speaker 2: for fashion and aesthetic, which I hate saying that. And
Speaker 2: I saw something that yesterday. It was actually the worst
Speaker 2: TikTok I've ever seen. But that's a different story. But
Speaker 2: somebody said Catholicism era or like Catholic No Catholic core, bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm taking that word away. No more core, no more core,
Speaker 2: no more core. What you need to do is open
Speaker 2: up book and get to the core of it so
Speaker 2: you can expand your mind.
Speaker 1: What you need to do is get to the core
Speaker 1: of your mental issues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to get to the core. What the
Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with you? Unless it's truthcore hope core,
Speaker 2: Actually hope.
Speaker 1: Hope course kind of yeah, I love that, but truth
Speaker 1: core is probably cool.
Speaker 2: Truth course.
Speaker 1: Can y'all make a truth core edit someone? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know someone's out there that can do it.
Speaker 2: But all the comments were like, Catholicism is not some
Speaker 2: fucking esthetic, this is a religion, And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: That there was people who actually, like, are hardcore behind Catholicism,
Speaker 2: which obviously I know that because my family, not my
Speaker 2: immediate family though, but obviously there's still people who follow
Speaker 2: Catholicism religiously. But I didn't realize that there would ever
Speaker 2: be an overlap of people being upset at like the
Speaker 2: popularity of like using crosses and like super religious pieces
Speaker 2: and jewelry and on clothing and all these things. So
Speaker 2: then that would make sense that like that mix with
Speaker 2: people going super like off the written path of visuals again,
Speaker 2: those two intertwining would start, Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, rock Nation, No Illuminati, Illuminati.
Speaker 1: See the thing is, you're so I can sit here
Speaker 1: and say that I'm in the Illuminati and no one
Speaker 1: would believe it, And then in two years someone would
Speaker 1: clip it and be like it's been right in front
Speaker 1: of our faces the whole time.
Speaker 2: Like, well, that would mean you would have to like
Speaker 2: own a jet in two years.
Speaker 3: So maybe like in five.
Speaker 2: Years, yeah, you will get five years, but I don't
Speaker 2: know if in five years you'll have a jet.
Speaker 1: So well, I am in the Illuminati. I wish, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like literally I wish my life would.
Speaker 3: Be so l likely what it would be so lit.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I'm just like thinking about it, like what
Speaker 1: it would mean to in the Illuminati.
Speaker 2: I just don't know that I would mean.
Speaker 1: Much infinite chrome hearts. You can get a bunch of
Speaker 1: chrome hearts. You know what chrome hearts is? The modern
Speaker 1: day supreme? Dare I say?
Speaker 2: Dare I say? But it's been I think it's been
Speaker 2: a round longer.
Speaker 1: Than Yeah, it's been it's been here for ages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the popularity.
Speaker 2: Where it falls. It falls in the same circle as the.
Speaker 1: People who it's having its peak right now peak.
Speaker 2: And I'm peaking right now. Oh my god, water, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, No way.
Speaker 1: You're laying in that bed. Oh you're laying in a
Speaker 1: bed that ten men have laid in in the past year.
Speaker 1: I bet you feel real good about yourself. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Is it poetic to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it actually is, But like the connotation in context
Speaker 1: behind it is really dark. But like if you just
Speaker 1: said that to me, like without all of the evil
Speaker 1: shit behind it, it'd be really deep and beautiful.
Speaker 2: That deep.
Speaker 1: It's all her facial movements.
Speaker 3: I know, she's really good with her facial movements.
Speaker 2: I've never seen anybody scrunch their eyebrows as deeply as
Speaker 2: she can, Like she literally has eight million tiny muscles
Speaker 2: here that she has full control of. Well, we missed
Speaker 2: a vital sign. We always talk about how society has
Speaker 2: gone too far, things have gotten excessive and crazy, But
Speaker 2: you know what the first signs of that were, and
Speaker 2: we all just like glazed over it. Sugar factory. That
Speaker 2: was the first signs of the capitalism going.
Speaker 1: Too far, just like I've never been.
Speaker 3: Gluttoning me either, and we actually have to go.
Speaker 2: We should go this week.
Speaker 1: Are they still open or we should go before Sissa.
Speaker 2: Oh Butester's art show is right before I realized, so
Speaker 2: we do have to do that cruise, but we should
Speaker 2: fully go. Is there sugar factories, bitch, sugar factory Las Vegas?
Speaker 2: If there's oh no, it's called it's sugar. That's no
Speaker 2: it sugar is the candy store. There's no sugar factories.
Speaker 1: Oh wait wait wait, there's gotta be one, dude.
Speaker 3: No, they all permanently closed.
Speaker 1: Makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, Wait, is sugar factory out of business?
Speaker 2: I think sugar factory is like fully closed unless.
Speaker 1: We go to lost someone four car Burger on there
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 2: No, it's in Las Vegas. There's still a sugar factory
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas. So I guess we have to.
Speaker 1: Go to Vegas trip.
Speaker 3: But that is when things were going too far.
Speaker 2: The moment we stepped into the realm that waiters are
Speaker 2: doing performance art for us with a fucking like fifty
Speaker 2: dollars dessert, that's when it goes too far. I was
Speaker 2: at a restaurant and the dessert was like twenty four dollars,
Speaker 2: which is still way too much for what it was.
Speaker 2: It's so expensive. It was like an expensive restaurant. And
Speaker 2: the man very slowly and it was like way too theatrical,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck is happening? Like
Speaker 2: drizzling chocolate all over the thing and it felt almost sexually,
Speaker 2: like give me to back up, get the fuck like
Speaker 2: you're goin is close.
Speaker 1: The chocolate sauce.
Speaker 3: But no, he was actually.
Speaker 2: Very cool and like I didn't feel that crazy about it,
Speaker 2: but I was over analyzing. I was like, what does
Speaker 2: this mean? Like why? Like I could have done that
Speaker 2: and I would have enjoyed drizzling my own chocolate on
Speaker 2: my thing, but like he was like you ready and
Speaker 2: we were like yeah, and then he did it for
Speaker 2: us and it was really sudden. He was like, but
Speaker 2: then he left it behind. So I was like, so
Speaker 2: we could have done it, but whatever sugar factory that was.
Speaker 2: That was the moment that we went too far. It
Speaker 2: was too much. It was just so what, like why
Speaker 2: also let me?
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's like fun.
Speaker 3: I don't know, yeah, because what's but what?
Speaker 5: Like what about it fun getting pink burgers, pink berger,
Speaker 5: pink pretty patties.
Speaker 1: Witch. I would fuck up a pretty per I.
Speaker 2: Wish like we understood the the size of it, because
Speaker 2: in my head, the sugar factory cups are fucking fish fungus. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like humongous, but are they really that big?
Speaker 3: Like nobody needs to be eating this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I think Las Vegas
Speaker 1: is literally a dangerous place. Oh, that looks so fucking delicious.
Speaker 2: I hate that you think that was that.
Speaker 1: This looks disgusting, that looks seething's wrong with you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we need to go. But this was the
Speaker 3: moment that we went too far.
Speaker 2: It's literally called goblet, barblet, goblet.
Speaker 1: What's that one dude with the slit in his eyebrow
Speaker 1: that people say I kind of look like sometimes Drake? No,
Speaker 1: oh yeah I do look like Drake. See I didn't
Speaker 1: even have to say that, she said at that time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see I would fuck that up in a dangerous way.
Speaker 1: But no, no, like like John Mayer esque. He's a
Speaker 1: singer songwriter. He writes the songs of the summer. O
Speaker 1: can I watch this?
Speaker 2: Jank jack antson off?
Speaker 1: No, No, No, No writes the songs the Grubbies, I
Speaker 1: want my Grubbies.
Speaker 3: Charlie poop se the song of the Summer.
Speaker 2: Bit he is, he is the personification of that joke, Like, wait,
Speaker 2: why did I write no like that motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Like ate a little bit when he said grubbies, I
Speaker 1: will say, because it's in my vocabulary. Now, no, no,
Speaker 1: he says no, he says grubbies.
Speaker 3: He says grubbies.
Speaker 2: I thought he said something else like hung No, he
Speaker 2: said hung hunky head. I'm literally you know, hungies is
Speaker 2: in our vocabulary, though he did give that to us.
Speaker 1: I'm hungies as fuck, and I'm looking for some grubby.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's ever heard somebody? He was like
Speaker 2: fucking on far and then like do you know no,
Speaker 2: you were flat, babe, you were flat that time. We
Speaker 2: gotta we gotta pump it up.
Speaker 1: Well, just be queathing after segs, especially after missionary.
Speaker 2: Something's like wrong with you.
Speaker 1: But mm hmm, yeah right right, but yeah, John Mayer vibes, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like dizzy John Mayer. Why the fuck is that
Speaker 1: in my head? I don't think I've ever heard of
Speaker 1: John Mayer song in my God, Dad, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think I give a single flying fuck about John Mayer.
Speaker 2: I've seen him in real life and literally, if you
Speaker 2: had a spike, if you had me connected to see
Speaker 2: like a lie detective test to see if like anything
Speaker 2: in my like rhythmic whatever, then is happening? My body changed. Literally,
Speaker 2: nothing happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could even recognize. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm but I'm bad with like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm almost too good at it, but I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: really good at faces and like, if I've met you
Speaker 2: or seen your face before, I will always remember you
Speaker 2: when I see you again. But I'm really bad with
Speaker 2: the names to the face. Like sometimes we'll see someone
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's from fucking not from the yeah, Survivor, Survivor, well.
Speaker 1: Jeff Probes from Survivors Lit, he's lit.
Speaker 2: I still haven't watched a season of Survivor.
Speaker 1: Once you watch one, you'll watch thirty. Like it's impossible
Speaker 1: not to just watch one season a Survivor.
Speaker 2: But like now I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think I shouldn't be saying that because I
Speaker 1: think he's got in trouble for something or no, I
Speaker 1: think the show did. Oh, he's a producer, he's like
Speaker 1: the host.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess mmmmm, let's see if he's gotten
Speaker 2: in trouble. Oh he's fine.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it was a show, or maybe that was Bachelor.
Speaker 2: I don't you're thinking of the Bachelor. The Bachelor host
Speaker 2: was like replaced and fired by it was because I
Speaker 2: don't watch that. We have to catch up on milf.
Speaker 1: Manor Milf Manner. Oh my god, I have been watching
Speaker 1: race so many shows, it's crazy. But yes, we need
Speaker 1: to watch Drag Race all the way through because it's
Speaker 1: about to be the finale and we're gonna get spoiled.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have to watch it. What do we
Speaker 2: have like five episodes to watch?
Speaker 1: I think like four maybe, no, probably five or six even,
Speaker 1: but which and this is like a decent season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so easy to binge because we binged like
Speaker 2: four episodes of one night and we were like, damn,
Speaker 2: is that really it?
Speaker 1: But I literally watched both seasons of Ted Lasso in
Speaker 1: one day, like literally in one night, like two seasons worth.
Speaker 1: And then I watched both seasons of Flea Bag the
Speaker 1: very next day. So I watched four seasons of a
Speaker 1: of two different shows in two days. That's insane, and
Speaker 1: then I watch Flea.
Speaker 2: Bag is so fucking good. I think. I also think
Speaker 2: I binged Fleabag in like two days.
Speaker 1: I like watched the first episode like when you first
Speaker 1: started watching it, and I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if if I fully would like this. I only watched
Speaker 1: like seven or eight minutes of it, and then I
Speaker 1: watched it again. I started in the bath and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh wow, this is genuinely a masterpiece.
Speaker 2: It is easily one of the best shows ever. I
Speaker 2: love good female driven and written shows or movies where
Speaker 2: it's actually a real fucking woman.
Speaker 1: And it's not some fucking like written by a man.
Speaker 3: I'm crazy, but I'm fun, but I'm deep.
Speaker 2: But I'm silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that Flea Bag is like genuinely a masterpiece.
Speaker 1: Like I'm so sad there's only two seasons. I know
Speaker 1: Ted Lasto is really good.
Speaker 2: I need to watch that, but I also need to
Speaker 2: finish Severance, like I we literally only watched one episode
Speaker 2: and I really liked it, but then I refuse to
Speaker 2: pay for Apple TV.
Speaker 1: But now I have Apple Apple TV.
Speaker 2: I have Apple TV because Timothy was in that commercial.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, like when we saw him. I
Speaker 2: was like it was literally so good it made us
Speaker 2: get Apple.
Speaker 1: TV Timothy's Apple TV commercials. I was like, damn, Like
Speaker 1: I miss being his friend.
Speaker 2: I miss seeing him as much as we used to.
Speaker 2: But that's normal within friendships to like have like super
Speaker 2: like intense times of maybe being close, and then both
Speaker 2: parties get caught up in work and life changes and
Speaker 2: you just keep it pushing. But you'll always have the
Speaker 2: memories we have with Timothy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it just ended on such a horrible note.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, but I mean with me personally, No, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I can see why from your end, it's like hard
Speaker 2: to imagine being friends with Yah.
Speaker 1: You just I shouldn't even tell that.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you should because I'm still friends
Speaker 2: with him. Don't like draw some weird like line in
Speaker 2: the sand.
Speaker 1: Also like I think pulled the knife on me.
Speaker 2: But I think that's a simple apology, like fix like
Speaker 2: he like he was a bit.
Speaker 1: Drunk, and like, no, he tried to kill me.
Speaker 2: Well, you did say some like evil things. You said
Speaker 2: some really like.
Speaker 1: Deep bicycle seat face, Like that's a funny joke.
Speaker 2: That everything that's like literally if you heard something about.
Speaker 1: It, Like people say that like, that's no.
Speaker 2: If you hear hears something all the time, it like
Speaker 2: becomes hurtful. And then to hear from your friends like
Speaker 2: he was vulnerable with you when he told you that
Speaker 2: that hurt is.
Speaker 1: Feeling he whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it was weird.
Speaker 3: It's something that needs to be discussed here.
Speaker 1: He just came at me with a fucking knife.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that big of an issue. Like me,
Speaker 2: me and Tim tam get along. Hella good. That's my
Speaker 2: nickname for him, by the way, to say, he.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't let me call him anything other than Tim o'tey.
Speaker 1: I don't think he ever wanted to be my friend.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can be friends with other men
Speaker 1: like I think he can only be friends with women.
Speaker 1: And it's like this weird like like almost maybe misogynistic
Speaker 1: or no.
Speaker 2: I oh yeah, he is missandres, but that makes him
Speaker 2: a slay in my books. And if he's not down
Speaker 2: for other men like I'm for me, that is amazing.
Speaker 1: Well, Tim Otay, Tim tamim Timmy Tam Tam Tam to
Speaker 1: be tamp tan. This is over, but all right, let's
Speaker 1: get onto the theorious and.
Speaker 2: Real, the reality, the reality of the realness.
Speaker 1: Should we do media first or just media?
Speaker 2: Let's do the media verse.
Speaker 1: So ted Lasso, flea Bag, watch flea Bag over its
Speaker 1: head Lasso, But like ted Lasso, the character that Jason
Speaker 1: Sideikis plays is literally just so wholesome and lovable and
Speaker 1: like it's such a different like take on that like
Speaker 1: idea of a show. And I think that's why I
Speaker 1: love it so much, is because it's like different, Like
Speaker 1: you normally see someone who's like an anti hero in
Speaker 1: that situation, but he's like a hero hero, which is
Speaker 1: really just cute and fun. And then Fleabag like and
Speaker 1: you just said, it's just like.
Speaker 2: It's such a like it's so such a believable.
Speaker 1: Story, Yeah, believable story. Like it's shaw dropping moments, like
Speaker 1: you'll laugh the hardest you've ever laughed at her show.
Speaker 1: I haven't laughed out loud at her show like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think ever in my life. You'll cry like
Speaker 1: you've never cried. I saw dude, and.
Speaker 3: I had where I felt she didn't watch us.
Speaker 2: I could rewatch it again with someone.
Speaker 1: There were moments where I felt the same anxiety that
Speaker 1: I felt in climax, like that edge of your seat,
Speaker 1: Like the moment when the big reveal happens and she's
Speaker 1: running through like the cages.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, and there was a moment with her makeup like
Speaker 1: running halfway down her face like and she's walking. Also
Speaker 1: her dude, her haircut, like the way they style her,
Speaker 1: like everything is just there's so much attention to the detail.
Speaker 1: That show is fucking perfect. It so bad.
Speaker 2: I liked that show so much. I started it sitting
Speaker 2: up at my iMac and I binge the whole thing,
Speaker 2: sitting in a hard ass chair, just staring at my
Speaker 2: computer because I couldn't believe it. So watching on a
Speaker 2: TV might be nice. Well, I'm still watching the Sopranos.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start Succession tonight, I think, I think, But
Speaker 2: the new season literally comes out when I think this
Speaker 2: episode is out, so I'm just like to or it
Speaker 2: comes out to twenty six. So yeah, like by the
Speaker 2: time this comes out, it comes out on Saturday, so
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh my god, I won't be able
Speaker 2: to catch up. I know everybody in my life is
Speaker 2: going to be watching it, and I just want to
Speaker 2: watch it so that I can be a part of
Speaker 2: the conversation, and I know it's a really good show,
Speaker 2: but I have a hard time watching more than one
Speaker 2: show at a time, Like I can't do that. And
Speaker 2: I just got to the fourth season of The Sopranos.
Speaker 2: I love that show so much.
Speaker 1: Either shut the Sopranos and just I find.
Speaker 2: Out my story one time and like multiple like at
Speaker 2: least fifty, maybe even one hundred people.
Speaker 3: All the replies were, what show is this?
Speaker 2: What show is this? Which is insane because it really
Speaker 2: age is it? Because it started in ninety nine, so
Speaker 2: it's a twenty four year old show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's her name? Nurse Jackie? In real life,
Speaker 1: she's she's a nomadland she's not. But that's Francis McDorman.
Speaker 1: But they have the same vibe. And I literally said
Speaker 1: that exact same thing to Josh yesterday. Someone already is
Speaker 1: shouting it at us. Wait, yeah, it's but it's another
Speaker 1: she's a major act she's like literally one of my favorite.
Speaker 3: Actors, Eddie Falco like Pamella.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's one of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's Nurse Jackie.
Speaker 1: Yes, and no, I swear to god, that show will
Speaker 1: literally change your life in how you perceive certain things
Speaker 1: like it's really really really it's another masterpiece and it's
Speaker 1: another role like you were saying in Fleabag, where it's
Speaker 1: like a woman like experiencing like real things and not
Speaker 1: just being written by a man. It's fucking crazy. My god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I literally my body is numb because I can't
Speaker 2: believe I get to watch her act more. I love Carmela.
Speaker 3: Carmela is my mother, slay queen real.
Speaker 2: I need I need her to do certain things though,
Speaker 2: because like I couldn't be a carmelok. But she's so
Speaker 2: brave for being a Carmela, because in reality I would
Speaker 2: be a Tony. I would be a cheating, thieving, lying, fucking.
Speaker 1: Slash exactly. Coca Cola sla with her Coca Cola. Okay,
Speaker 1: And then I'll give you some songs. I've been on
Speaker 1: a really ambient vibe. Nothing in particular. I've just been
Speaker 1: listening to like my playlist, The Heart once, What she Wants.
Speaker 1: Another moment where I was like journaling and depressed and
Speaker 1: trying to kill myself, not trying to, but like thinking
Speaker 1: about it, and I thought I was literally serving with
Speaker 1: that name. But Creek By Heroshiyoshimira Anastashio one O two
Speaker 1: by a f X twin cross selling oval or Ovall
Speaker 1: Test The Test of the Machine two by the Test
Speaker 1: of the Machine two every Day The Field and port
Speaker 1: Gentle by Porter Ricks. Also, uh fuck, what's the title
Speaker 1: of the Dean Blunt song the new One? Is it
Speaker 1: the new one?
Speaker 2: I think he dropped like three singles recently.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's one of it's his most popular song.
Speaker 1: That song is like, wait, he dropped one.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Baby Father, which, if I'm correct, Dean
Speaker 2: blends a part of baby Father. Because I think Baby
Speaker 2: three people that that might be false information of all time. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: he Dean Blunt is baby Father.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I literally never knew that.
Speaker 2: Like, for some reason, I feel like that's wrong, and
Speaker 2: I'm scared of somebody fucking yelling at me and being
Speaker 2: a goddamn cunt about it. Dean Blunt of Hype Williams
Speaker 2: has shared a new track as baby Father. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that would make sense. I love Baby Father and I
Speaker 2: love Dean Blunt. And because I remember when I first
Speaker 2: started listening Baby Father, I was like.
Speaker 1: This sounds like Dean a baby Father arc was so crazy,
Speaker 1: I know, but.
Speaker 2: Super high school vibes, but in the best way well mine,
Speaker 2: my media is they long to be close to you.
Speaker 2: The Cranberrys cover, I just love it because I feel
Speaker 2: like toursinging that octave is really sweet, because it's like
Speaker 2: it's a very nice cover, but it's like not the
Speaker 2: best cover. I don't know. I was listening to it
Speaker 2: with a friend and they were like, you do like
Speaker 2: this cover, and I was like yeah, because it's like
Speaker 2: White Knights by Psychic TV is such a good fucking song.
Speaker 2: That album Dreams Less Sweet, so fucking good. Far Eastman
Speaker 2: by George Harrison is probably one of my favorite songs
Speaker 2: I've heard in a long time, and I've been listening
Speaker 2: to it a lot, a lot a lot recently. Cassilia
Speaker 2: by Finez Fines. I don't know how to spell that,
Speaker 2: and I'll give any Arthur Russell song, but the Deer
Speaker 2: in the Forest Part one is really good, and I'll
Speaker 2: give one more high Flying by I don't know who
Speaker 2: this is by. That's the problem is I can't read
Speaker 2: after song kiro Masa Suzuki.
Speaker 1: Do you remember all the songs that you just said?
Speaker 1: Because I made a playlist on my Spotify that I
Speaker 1: just added them to.
Speaker 2: Do I remember the song, Oh to share a playlist
Speaker 2: or just for you for me? Oh here there are
Speaker 2: right here. They long to be close to you. By
Speaker 2: the Cranberries, Oh White Nights by Psychic TV.
Speaker 1: Or the Cranberries or the Carpenters.
Speaker 2: No, it's the Cranberries cover so it's the Carpenters, But
Speaker 2: the Cranberries another the sea. We'll do this after, but well,
Speaker 2: now into the realism.
Speaker 1: Buckle up, y'all. It's about to be a ride.
Speaker 2: You won't be seeing us for a while. We're going away.
Speaker 2: We're leaving you.
Speaker 1: We're taking an indefinite break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know how long will be gone, but
Speaker 2: we will be back. Make sure you stay posted, make
Speaker 2: sure you keep up.
Speaker 1: Turn on your notification notifications on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Dot com, follow us. We'll definitely keep you guys posted.
Speaker 2: But you know, I'll mainly speak from my part because
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of it is me. I
Speaker 2: have not been my best.
Speaker 3: I hate having to be serious.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking annoying. Um, I haven't been feeling my best.
Speaker 2: It's been I think something that's been bubbling up inside
Speaker 2: of me for a while now. And as most of
Speaker 2: you know, I'm really good at being like ah, I
Speaker 2: just have cave maan brain. I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 2: but me thinks.
Speaker 3: I've been in a bit of a disassociative state.
Speaker 1: This is real. All the Fortnite is very telling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the fortnighting.
Speaker 2: I can't wake up at any reasonable time anymore. I
Speaker 2: can't sleep at any reasonable time anymore. I've been unhealthy
Speaker 2: in multiple ways in my life and avoidant and scared
Speaker 2: and pretty numb and just not my best and I
Speaker 2: just it's I think it's starting to reflect personally in
Speaker 2: my work on my end of things, and I just
Speaker 2: want to be the best version of myself if I'm
Speaker 2: going to be doing the things that I love, and
Speaker 2: I want to be loving the things that I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest and yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest thing right now is I'm not loving
Speaker 2: it doing this. And not to say I don't love
Speaker 2: doing the podcast. I love the podcast, but it's been
Speaker 2: bringing me a lot of unwarranted anxiety and like sadness
Speaker 2: for some reason. So I get on here and I
Speaker 2: just don't feel like I'm performing my best I feel
Speaker 2: like I could be giving a better performance.
Speaker 3: I feel like I could be a star, but I'm
Speaker 3: not a star. But I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: I really thought I was gonna cry, but I don't
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna because I'm just like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like we've all heard me cry.
Speaker 1: No cry. We need to make it a thumb nail
Speaker 1: and then make the title something big has come in.
Speaker 2: Something big is dying. But yeah, I just like haven't
Speaker 2: been happy and it doesn't really have to do with
Speaker 2: the podcast as much as it has to do with
Speaker 2: my own issues, and I guess I don't know. Part
Speaker 2: of me is like I don't know that it's like
Speaker 2: necessary to dive into them. But yeah, I just it's
Speaker 2: been a sadness.
Speaker 3: It's the sadness lingering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel bad. I don't really have much to say,
Speaker 2: but I just haven't been very feeling very fulfilled in
Speaker 2: a lot of things. I'm lacking motivation, I am lacking satisfaction.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the last time I did something and
Speaker 2: I actually felt satisfaction out of it, which is upsetting
Speaker 2: because my life is super awesome, but I don't feel
Speaker 2: awesome at all. And I'm hoping that it just like
Speaker 2: kind of picks up and passes, and that if I
Speaker 2: just step away, and yeah, I just I want to
Speaker 2: feel good about the things I'm doing it. I feel
Speaker 2: really insecure in a lot of ways, not just visually,
Speaker 2: but I'm just not feeling my best and I want
Speaker 2: to like recoop and figure out like what makes me
Speaker 2: happy and like what satisfies me. And I think I
Speaker 2: just got a little bit lost because I haven't been
Speaker 2: doing a good job of up keeping my mental state
Speaker 2: and I've been definitely putting it off because I hate
Speaker 2: having to deal with this because at the fucking age
Speaker 2: of twenty four every year it's just annoying to know
Speaker 2: that like the feeling lingers, like.
Speaker 1: She comes back, it follows.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just the faces of it is, I
Speaker 2: just want to be happy, and I think that like
Speaker 2: when I am or not happy, because I don't think
Speaker 2: in this like whenever we come back, I don't think
Speaker 2: I'll it'll be like few.
Speaker 3: Like not short amount of time I turned my life around.
Speaker 2: But I just want to be able to make the
Speaker 2: steps to alleviate some of the feelings I've been having,
Speaker 2: and also we could take that time to like improve
Speaker 2: on things and just make this all around like a
Speaker 2: better experience for not only me, but you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like another thing is just I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you felt it. It's gotten repetitive and like it's
Speaker 1: gotten like just not boring because I don't think we're boring.
Speaker 1: I don't think anything we ever create will ever be boring.
Speaker 1: But it just doesn't have the same like energy it
Speaker 1: did in the beginning. So we're coming back in a
Speaker 1: few weeks and we're gonna like refresh it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: have a little facelift. It's not gonna change. Don't be afraid.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back, don't be afraid. But yeah, we're just.
Speaker 5: We just don't have an exact timeline, right, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 5: But yeah, we're just we're both feeling that way like.
Speaker 1: Something is up, something is brewing, and.
Speaker 2: Literally seasonal depression exactly.
Speaker 1: We're just lucky enough to be in a position where
Speaker 1: like we can step back, step back and be okay,
Speaker 1: and we hope, like you guys understand that, like that's
Speaker 1: just needed right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's so funny because our last back because
Speaker 2: like we're going to Japan, like fuck you bitches, we're
Speaker 2: here and now it's like I literally I was like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: his is so good, dude, he like whispers screams. But yeah,
Speaker 2: hoping I find joy in my life.
Speaker 3: Hoping I can wake up for one pm.
Speaker 2: Good today, you did good because I had to today,
Speaker 2: I like have work to do. But yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: other thing, dude. I know it's bad when I I
Speaker 2: literally like can't wake up and I'm I was in
Speaker 2: New York and I like to get up and move around,
Speaker 2: and I went there because I was like feeling like
Speaker 2: this in my head. I was just like, you know what,
Speaker 2: like maybe running around and doing the things I do
Speaker 2: here will make me happy. But I literally felt absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: And I just slept in most days till two pm
Speaker 2: and then couldn't even get ready to get out of
Speaker 2: the house before the sun was down. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is I've been here before. What's funny is I
Speaker 2: got a like you know how Instagram because you like
Speaker 2: the oh a year ago today? Is I literally posted
Speaker 2: a year ago today, but it was or it was
Speaker 2: like a year ago like in a month later, and
Speaker 2: it was like, uh, oh, here goes that pit in
Speaker 2: my soul that I don't know how to feel like.
Speaker 1: It's so so because we literally, like both of us
Speaker 1: experienced this every single year, and for some reason, a
Speaker 1: year passes and like by the time the years past,
Speaker 1: I've completely forgotten that I've just gone through this, and
Speaker 1: so I feel like it's this new experience that I'm
Speaker 1: experiencing and it feels new and it feels even scarier
Speaker 1: than it ever has, Like it's just anxiety, and it's
Speaker 1: just like I don't know how to process these emotions,
Speaker 1: especially when I'm like performing for all the time. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's something we literally deal with every year, and
Speaker 1: we just forget that we dealt with it last year
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also then like every year, there's it's easy
Speaker 2: to forget too because every year, during this time or
Speaker 2: during any time, there are things happening in your life
Speaker 2: that can cause anxiety, whether it be work related, relationship related,
Speaker 2: family related, all these things. So then because you're also
Speaker 2: facing a new set of problems, the feeling is so like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it feels new and foreign because it's like you're so
Speaker 2: convinced that the way you're feeling these things because of
Speaker 2: these problems, but then we always sit back and we're like,
Speaker 2: oh no, I literally.
Speaker 1: It's insane far because in three months I'll look back
Speaker 1: on this shit and I'll be like, I cannot believe
Speaker 1: that I felt that way, Like it's it's so funny,
Speaker 1: like it's so so weird that like I'm like, I
Speaker 1: feel the way I feel right now, but even it
Speaker 1: could even be a week, Like it's insane how like.
Speaker 2: I know, one day you just wake up and it's gone,
Speaker 2: and I'm hoping it leaves soon. But I think I
Speaker 2: also need to definitely make some movements to make that happen,
Speaker 2: because I've been getting a little comfortable in it. And
Speaker 2: again I do think me for like the past like
Speaker 2: three months being like I have nothing to say because
Speaker 2: I have had nothing, Like I have nothing in my head.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy breading ourselves thin, Like yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: moving too much. We've been like traveling a bunch, which like, yeah,
Speaker 1: is like a blessing. It's a blessing that we're able
Speaker 1: to do that. But like also like we were not
Speaker 1: designed as like literal like critters to do that. Like
Speaker 1: so I think for me at least, like I'm trying,
Speaker 1: like I said, at the beginning of the year. One
Speaker 1: of my resolutions is like my year of rest and relaxation,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to travel as much, Like I
Speaker 1: just want to be here and I've already traveled way
Speaker 1: too much and I already have too much travel planned.
Speaker 1: But I'm just that's like my fucking addiction. Like if
Speaker 1: it wasn't percocets, it's going to be travel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be like moving around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a plethora of things, but definitely I just
Speaker 2: need can I have a moment of silence, But then
Speaker 2: I think about it, I'm like, dude, that's literally January
Speaker 2: and February. I just sat in this house and what
Speaker 2: did I do?
Speaker 3: Like when I looked through my camera.
Speaker 2: It's actually disturbing because I had friends being like coming
Speaker 2: into town and like when I went into town, being like,
Speaker 2: what have you been up to? And I'm I just
Speaker 2: don't have an answer because I sat in the house
Speaker 2: and ate the same thing every day and shaped they're
Speaker 2: three weeks. But whatever, that's okay. I hope you guys
Speaker 2: can understand. You know, when we're back, maybe things will
Speaker 2: be a little different, but in good ways. Only good
Speaker 2: ways and yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's just say I won't be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just say I'll be back by survive. Just kidding,
Speaker 2: just kidding, just kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm quitting.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, you're gonna quit on me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow, okay, I'm first kind on you.
Speaker 2: So it's like everybody's just leaving me. All right. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you guys so much for watching. At least, I
Speaker 2: do feel like this was a good episode to leave
Speaker 2: off on, hopefully unless everybody thinks otherwise. But if you do,
Speaker 2: keep that to yourself, because I actually am nobody. I
Speaker 2: posted out my story and deleted it, and I saw
Speaker 2: somebody reposting and be like, girl, we know, or somebody
Speaker 2: replied it was like we know. Like in my DMS,
Speaker 2: I was like, nobody knows. I'm suffering through a mild
Speaker 2: depression right now. But yeah, all right, thank you guys
Speaker 2: so much for watching and listening, and I hope you
Speaker 2: have a fabulous, fabulous next few weeks.
Speaker 1: We'll see you sooner than later, fear not, because emergency
Speaker 1: in chacom will return.
Speaker 2: I'm getting no, I don't know. M