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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila on the twenties to I'm Moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five. Hello. Hi, this is Seth McElroy. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from airline's customer service. I was looking for a Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hi, this is she. Hi Michelle. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you? How are you? I'm well? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for asking. You submitted recently on our website that you

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Speaker 1: lost something on one of our planes. Yeah. I put

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Speaker 1: in a claim a couple of weeks ago. I lost

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Speaker 1: my iPad. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What kind

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Speaker 1: of iPad? Was it? Just an iPad? Like a white

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Speaker 1: iPad with a great cover. An Apple iPad? Yeah, an

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Speaker 1: Apple iPad. I think Apple's the only one that makes iPads.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Do you like those

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Speaker 1: the Apple iPad? Yeah? I love it. So I had

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Speaker 1: one because I was thinking about getting one and I

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Speaker 1: just wasn't sure. Oh yeah, totally. They're amazing. I care

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Speaker 1: mine everywhere. I was so bummed when I lost it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I've been working here

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Speaker 1: for ten years and I can tell you that we're

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Speaker 1: probably not going to find it. Okay, do you need

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Speaker 1: more information? Is that why you call Well, I'd like

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Speaker 1: to still help you out because we feel bad that

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Speaker 1: you lost your iPad on our plane. Okay, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. Do you like to surf? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What do you like to surf the web? No? I

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Speaker 1: mean out in the water Hawaii, surfing waves, that type

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Speaker 1: of thing. No? Why no? Why are you asking me that? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I did find a surfboard that has been left unclaimed,

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Speaker 1: if you'd like that. No, I don't want a surfboard.

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Speaker 1: I want my iPad. Yeah, but surf and some waves

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Speaker 1: would be pretty sweet. Right. If you can't surf the internet,

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Speaker 1: might as well surf some waves. I know, but it's

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Speaker 1: not my surfboard. I wouldn't take a surfboard that wasn't mine,

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Speaker 1: and I don't surf, and I didn't put a claim

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Speaker 1: in for a surfboard. I put a claiman from my iPad,

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Speaker 1: my white eyepad with a gray cover. How about this?

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Speaker 1: Do you have kids? No? I don't have kids. Well,

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Speaker 1: because I also have this doll house that somebody left

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Speaker 1: it's pink. No. I don't need a dollhouse. I need

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Speaker 1: my iPad. Are you an idiot? I don't understand what's

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Speaker 1: going on, I need my iPad. Yeah, but this you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen this dollhouse yet. It's got a working elevator.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe that I've never seen that before? It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a about a dollhouse with a working elevator.

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Speaker 1: I give a about my iPad. I understand that you

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Speaker 1: really want your iPad back. I don't think you understand

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Speaker 1: at all. In fact, I think you're completely lacking in

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Speaker 1: some serious brain cells because you're offering me a starth works,

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Speaker 1: you're offering me a dollhouse with a working elevor. I

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Speaker 1: don't what is wrong with you? Okay, so you stand.

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Speaker 1: You did hear the part about the working elevator. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did hear the part about the working elevator. I

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Speaker 1: don't give it about the working elevator. I just need

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Speaker 1: my iPad. Is this even legal? What you're doing giving

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Speaker 1: away other people? Is that? What happened is somebody else,

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Speaker 1: maybe somebody else, put a claim in for a dollhouse

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Speaker 1: with a working elevator, and you offered them my eyepad.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, it's it's all unclaimed items. Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. Did you really lose an iPad? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I really lost an iPad. Okay, well, I don't trust you,

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Speaker 1: because who doesn't like to surf? What? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to see doghouse with a working elevator and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to spad. Do you want a book? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? I am is wrong with you? I

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Speaker 1: found we found this book today while I was looking

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Speaker 1: for your iPad. It's called how to Win. It's called well, listen,

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Speaker 1: hear me out. It's called how to Win a fight

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Speaker 1: with a Liberal. And I think that could come in

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Speaker 1: very handy, unless, of course, you're a liberal. I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: I know about to have a heart attack here. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, does that mean you're diabetic? Am I diabetic? Yes?

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Speaker 1: That you ask me? It is because serious? Well, somebody

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Speaker 1: also left a bunch of insulin here, and I can

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Speaker 1: get you that right away. I don't need insulin. I

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Speaker 1: need my iPad. I'm done talking to you. Let me

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Speaker 1: see to your supervisor right now. What if I told

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Speaker 1: you you didn't lose your iPad? What are you talking about? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's really simple. Your boyfriend asked me to do a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. What this is jewel from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend set you up. He says that he's had

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Speaker 1: your iPad for the last two weeks. So wait, hold

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Speaker 1: on it. Say when did he take it from me?

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Speaker 1: He said, you dropped it or something at the airport

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Speaker 1: and grabbed it and instantly thought to do a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call on you. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Oh, I am gonna get him

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Speaker 1: that you did hear that that dollhouse has a working elevator, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure, Oh my god, week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jewil phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenty point five. Fallen away from me and say

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Speaker 1: so long to be the haultein on the