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Speaker 1: kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

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Speaker 1: with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 2: a good meet and greet.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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Speaker 3: for free.

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Speaker 1: That a beautiful word, my love, look at me. Com uh.

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Speaker 2: Como is always followed by some foulship. Nobody ever says

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Speaker 2: com s good faith.

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Speaker 1: You just want to do something, Violet Mad, what are

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Speaker 1: you saying?

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Speaker 4: Are y'all?

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Speaker 2: Colmos in DJA the place where I came to get pills.

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Speaker 1: Chips in your.

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Speaker 3: Quality.

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Speaker 1: Bears are racists.

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Speaker 3: Money and turning stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Oh, we are livinging single in

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Speaker 1: a nineties kind of world. I'm glad I got my girl.

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Speaker 2: There.

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Speaker 1: It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 1: And we finally work to prove that Tyler Perry's wigs

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Speaker 1: are the reason that we are losing the coral reefs.

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Speaker 1: He is extracting resources from this planet and combing them

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Speaker 1: together to make awful coral looking wigs that are literally

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Speaker 1: bleaching our our sweet bottom dweller units below. I'm like, Saikermel,

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Speaker 1: I'm David Boording.

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Speaker 2: I didn't fully get it. Yeah, yeah, no, you don't

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Speaker 2: buy it toxic. Yeah, I don't know enough about the

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Speaker 2: reefs I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that what he's putting on human heads doesn't

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Speaker 1: look at all to be of this part of the planet.

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Speaker 2: Like it shouldn't be put on human hair.

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Speaker 1: It's not for it's not even meant to pretend to

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Speaker 5: See, it does seem like a crazy place to not

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Speaker 5: that's where you're cutting the corners.

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Speaker 1: It's wild. And maybe maybe this is how you become

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Speaker 1: a billionaire, right is you have to understand it's not.

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Speaker 2: What you make, it's what you say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we're looking at it and like hair glue,

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Speaker 1: how much could that cost? And he's like, I'm paying

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Speaker 1: for hair glue? Come on, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Fifty k a month? Lick that down, slap it.

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Speaker 2: We got a movie today.

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Speaker 1: Do it in one shot and you got nothing to

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Speaker 1: worry about. Coral reefs is where I'm.

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Speaker 2: Coral reefs, protect our protect ours?

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you want us to protect?

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, man, I did too much edible

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Speaker 2: last night and it's bled over into today.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, my man, is weird high?

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Speaker 2: Exactly that exactly that I was trying to hold it

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Speaker 2: together during the last one. Yeah, you'd be making these

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Speaker 2: these shirts like it's like you could only say you

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Speaker 1: Dude in the room on your shirt.

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Speaker 2: Right, It's it's like it tops out, man, what if

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Speaker 1: We start to get more not that our guests haven't

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like if we get

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Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the plan.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, thank god, it's wrong.

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Speaker 1: It certainly isn't what I aimed for. But there there

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Speaker 1: I'd like to come, uh be silly with you. But

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Speaker 2: So I think if if you come in and we

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Speaker 4: In your book, that things are complicated in this realm. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Tell me more, it would be a good play. That

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Speaker 2: Mean, You can't help it, because what do you have

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Speaker 2: a lot of game time decisions. If you sit across

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Speaker 1: This is gonna beautiful because he would only come if

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Speaker 5: You you're gonna presume you start a footback, because you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and probably your team told you this is a

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Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, I could have a that'd be

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Speaker 1: exciting to have a conspiracy theory conversation with black men

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Speaker 1: He's just sitting there like, God, if they have matching backpacks,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna call my agent and fire them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's so maybe we keep the shirts for that,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right out the gate. They won't. They won't think

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Speaker 1: They got no idea what this is, but they know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, thank you for extending the shelf life of

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Speaker 1: I think these shirts are a permanent fixture in our lives.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be like that guy with the vest.

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Speaker 1: Let's go d Ray, Yeah that guy. Yeah. We have

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Speaker 1: a conspiracy that you and I talked about. Yes today,

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Speaker 1: we were brainstorming earlier a little bit and we landed

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Speaker 1: But we said, my mama told me we are eating

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Speaker 5: I mean, I've always heard rumors about things, right, Like

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Speaker 5: it is meat. Yeah, you know what I mean. And

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Speaker 5: you hear these things and sometimes I mean, especially like

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, Like a fish stick, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Right, So you're saying, you do believe we're consuming a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think I think.

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Speaker 1: it's actually more of that abomination that you're speaking of.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that is that's the worry right that I'm

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Speaker 5: I think that the processed foods are like highly processed.

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Speaker 5: I don't remember that those like soy chips, they were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not it's not good. Wow.

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Speaker 1: because no, they're all funny. In this way, we're hearing

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Speaker 1: Alestra is the name of the oil that was giving

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Speaker 1: It's like the essence of egg. But we're so played that,

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Speaker 2: We got apples in this apples, so yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: Look, man, these gushers are made with real fruit juice,

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Speaker 1: and that's that didn't.

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Speaker 2: vata chemicals. But I said, as it's a black bear.

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Speaker 1: A little be juice in there, kids, funny kids, half

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Speaker 2: They give you. That was the Saltbey juice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's uh cutting your product.

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Speaker 1: That's what the processing is for. But on the flip side,

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Speaker 1: No, Because truly apples are juicy. If I want some juice,

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Speaker 2: They got all everything's got all the stuff in it.

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Speaker 1: And they were like, nah, but if we put like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a super apple.

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Speaker 1: You don't want that apple.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes apple juice is objectively better than an apple.

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Speaker 2: Apple juice is divine. Apple juice tastes like it doesn't

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Speaker 2: No, they had to make that up.

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Speaker 1: They had to make that the fuck up. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: ain't a Granny Smith that ain't a red delicious that

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Speaker 2: They're really they're coming after everything if they won't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is something I learned not too long ago.

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Speaker 1: that said the banana flavor. The reason that people often

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Speaker 2: And davies is an ancient flavor that no longer exists.

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Speaker 1: Dog, It's like an old breed a banana that like

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Speaker 5: That's crazy because then that makes me think about I

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, that's what That's what GMOs are, right,

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Speaker 1: right that, Like there's a reason that Granny Smith is

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Speaker 2: That's so interesting. But I mean, it's also fucked because

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Speaker 2: I think some stuff it made healthier than it was before.

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Speaker 1: So much so that the Bible really concentrated time on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah exactly, Like, hey, bro, dude, not eat shrimp.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the diarrhea that that author had before

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Speaker 7: And the only reason that is is because God needed

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Speaker 2: Put it down. Please. Oh man, it was fucked. I

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Speaker 2: We are back discussing foods.

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Speaker 1: Is that real? WHOA, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: We gotta come in with segments.

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Speaker 1: M hmm. Yeah, you really locked it off there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I saw something pretty recently that disturbed me in relating

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Speaker 1: I saw a video claiming that the cashews that we

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Speaker 1: I was like, if you could know what was in

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Speaker 2: I was like, just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: It was going so good, just don't do it. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck do you want for me?

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Speaker 2: Man? Ah? Man, I know, I know it was a

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Speaker 1: Well, what do you want me to do? I'm I'm telling.

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Speaker 2: You that I also did not want that to happen.

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Speaker 1: Fuck man, fuck well, have a big meeting after this. Yeah, uh,

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Speaker 1: I know they're they're claiming that these these cashoots are

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Speaker 1: They're what they're were told they are is is that

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Speaker 1: fruit called the cashew apple. Oh wow. Yeah, So like these.

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Speaker 8: Look like yeah, and so they basically like have to

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Speaker 1: You know, uh into what we present as these big

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Speaker 5: If that's what if that's what the price is. But

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Speaker 1: there's towns that run on businesses like that, right yeah,

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Speaker 1: But if they're towns internationally, do they give a fuck?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, if it's a town in the Philippines that is

442
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Speaker 1: serving us cashew apples, you think America is going to

443
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Speaker 1: be like, no, we got to keep that industry afloat right, right,

444
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: it's dark ship. Yeah that really, it's not, it's not.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if real cashews

446
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Speaker 2: are better than fake cashews. Yeah.

447
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Speaker 1: And I don't know if I believe in a company's

448
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Speaker 1: goodness to at least like keep the slaves that they have, right.

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Speaker 2: That, No, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I think that if there was a way that they

451
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Speaker 5: didn't have to do it, they would not do it,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they would happily turn it into machines,

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Speaker 1: which then brings me back to this question of a

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Speaker 1: sheet of dough being you know, cut into little cashew

456
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Speaker 1: shapes and served up to us as if it's real. Right,

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Speaker 1: It starts to make me believe that more, I guess

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Speaker 1: would be the argument that I have, right, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, I think there's a lot of trickery that goes

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Speaker 5: with food because it's kind of one of those things

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Speaker 5: that it regenerates m you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 5: it's easy to sell shitty food and just I'm okay,

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Speaker 5: I had to I uh, but I agree.

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Speaker 1: I think like even thinking about the the FDA, right,

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Speaker 1: and the FDA, is the Food and Drug Administration their

466
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Speaker 1: sole purpose or at least what we are presented their

467
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Speaker 1: purposes is the verification of like the quality of our food, right, Like,

468
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Speaker 1: they assure us that this food meets a certain standard.

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Speaker 1: But on the flip side, there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: things that are able to be sold that are not

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Speaker 1: FDA approved, right that that don't have to follow that standard.

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Speaker 1: And even the things that pass FDA inspections are often

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Speaker 1: proved to be toxic are often proved to be not

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Speaker 1: what they claim to be, in part because the FDA

475
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Speaker 1: is a government agency that has its own agenda the

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Speaker 1: same way we all do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that the thing about the FA FDA

478
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Speaker 2: is like if people can buy it non FDA, then

479
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Speaker 2: what does it really matter, right, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's not like if it's just like if it's just

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Speaker 2: like an idea, it seems like a waste of time

482
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Speaker 2: kind of. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's expecting a lot of people, right exactly,

484
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Speaker 1: to be like, no, I trust, I trust that this

485
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Speaker 1: is only the best if it's FDA approved, and if

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Speaker 1: it's not, I won't have it. And that's not how

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Speaker 1: people are at all at all at all. You you

488
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Speaker 1: drink so much blue stuff, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Relax do I have a blue day every now and again. Yeah, uh,

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Speaker 2: but I don't think I don't think it's crazy that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: people don't make that discernment. So it's like, what is

492
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Speaker 2: even this thing? Yeah? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 2: And if they're if there's such a terrible vet of stuff,

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Speaker 2: why would we why would we ever rely on them?

496
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Speaker 2: It's just like seems like you're on your own out here.

497
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Speaker 2: It's all going to be bad.

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Speaker 1: And then you look at the things that are FDA

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Speaker 1: approved and you go, well, that's crazy, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like fucking Mountain dew is FDA approved?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what what is this?

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Speaker 1: Who did you pay? Yeah it's not there's no way.

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Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, this covers all the basis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they shot and were like put it in you. Yeah, sure,

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00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: put it in you. Yeah it looks like coolant.

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Speaker 1: Every like six months, I'll watch a video of like

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Speaker 1: somebody showing all the things you can do with a

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Speaker 1: can of Coca cola. Oh yeah, like cleaning shit. You

509
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: get like clean things in there for a while and

510
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Speaker 1: then it like de rusts your car.

511
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you can put like your battery housings

512
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Speaker 2: or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just fucking nuts, Like the crazy scientific like

514
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Speaker 1: things that are possible with this product. There's no way

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Speaker 1: that anyone should approved that for human consumption.

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Speaker 2: Yah. So it's like, what is the FDA. You're not

517
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Speaker 2: on our.

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Speaker 1: Side, You're not working, You're not working for the people

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Speaker 1: by any means. All Right, we're gonna take a break.

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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 1: We made a lot of people said we wouldn't come back.

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Speaker 1: They said we wouldn't gonna make it. They were banging

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Speaker 1: on that door and they say, boys, get the fuck

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Speaker 1: out of here. He said, your dream is dead, your

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Speaker 1: shirt is stupid. We said no, we still got one

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Speaker 1: more break to do. We got we got one more

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Speaker 1: I guess the the the bigger question we're talking about

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Speaker 1: whether or not our food is real, The bigger question

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Speaker 1: that this all kind of makes me feel, is do

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Speaker 1: you think there's any chance we'll ever do something about it?

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00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: That is the worry.

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Speaker 2: I And this is where I think my pessimism comes on,

551
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Speaker 2: because I always think that everything is gonna get so

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00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 2: overbloated and terrible that it'll just collapse and then something

553
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: new will come into its place. I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: see its course correcting a ton of shit.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know what I mean. But I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Maybe, man, if something really happens, it forces the hand.

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Speaker 1: But I mean there's like I don't know I think

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Speaker 1: it's I think the only way we ever do something

559
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Speaker 1: about it is if it starts to shorten our lifespans.

560
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Speaker 1: Right like, right now, we keep getting older, despite all

561
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Speaker 1: the sort of like complaints of like the awful things

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Speaker 1: we're obviously doing to the planet, obviously doing to our

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Speaker 1: own bodies. There's a fair amount of evidence that like,

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Speaker 1: you know, like sperm production in men has gone down

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Speaker 1: like ten times compared or one hundred. It's something insane

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Speaker 1: compared to like what our grandfathers used to make, and

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Speaker 1: that has to be a reflection of something happening in

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Speaker 1: our society. It's not just that men ain't men, no

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Speaker 1: more like we're eating something, we're breathing something. Something bad

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Speaker 1: is happening to our physical form. That said, I live

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Speaker 1: longer than my grandfather did. I look younger than my

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Speaker 1: grandfather did at his you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 1: historically we are becoming a more successful species. And so

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Speaker 1: until it starts to shrink where like everybody gets sick

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Speaker 1: early and everybody dies, I don't think we have a

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Speaker 1: chance to really need to address it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair. I don't think it's ever going

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Speaker 2: to get to that point where every maybe but you

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Speaker 2: think it's like rich people that's like a major thing

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Speaker 2: that they have access to.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, But even then, like it's how many people

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Speaker 1: in like that elite population are truly like living by

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, how may I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of rich people who eat like absolute garbage?

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Speaker 1: They just eat more of it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I don't think every rich person is like when it's Paltrow.

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Speaker 1: I think a whole bunch of them are Tracy Morgan

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Speaker 1: and my boy, my boy ain't reading about No Night.

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Speaker 5: I think that we're both. I think we're both circling

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Speaker 5: around the same thing in that catastrophe is the only

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Speaker 5: thing we think is gonna get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right one way or another. We think things have

593
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Speaker 2: to go terribly wrong, but for this for them to

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Speaker 2: fix the problem. And that's really how I feel about

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Speaker 2: most everything. I think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're gonna I think the day after

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow hits and then and then people start getting their

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Speaker 1: ship together about like what they put in their bodies.

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Speaker 1: But otherwise it's it's more an elite few. Yeah, damn well,

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Speaker 1: heartwarming ending to a heartwarming episode.

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Speaker 2: You know, just uh, we really we really seek to uplift.

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Speaker 1: That's when we say little boys and little girls listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast, we want to inspire them to go

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Speaker 1: out in the world and be great. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: how all our food is poisoned and only the zombie

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Speaker 1: apocalypse will make us change that.

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Speaker 2: But also could be some kind of a sickness that

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Speaker 2: doesn't make zombies.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just real bad diarrhea. I'm listening old school diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: Old school diarrhea. Well, you start making new Bibles and

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Speaker 1: you kind of spoke to God.

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Speaker 4: He told me that hot cheetos a sin.

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Speaker 1: Oh man.

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Speaker 2: It's also funny to think, I mean, I guess we

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Speaker 2: know that that happens with religion, but it's funny to

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Speaker 2: think that at some point in all, in a lot

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Speaker 2: of these things, there was just a guy. It was

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Speaker 2: probably a guy who was just like, no, not anymore.

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Speaker 2: The King James Bible. He was just like, but make

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Speaker 2: it mine.

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Speaker 1: I want my own. He was like, but I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: talk like that. Put a couple. Now, now that's meat.

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Speaker 1: That's meat. That's me.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy though, because it's like and now that's just

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Speaker 2: that's the that's the one that's the go to.

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Speaker 1: You think the King James is the go to.

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Speaker 2: Do you think like the NIV?

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Speaker 1: I bet it's closer to U Kamala Trump split, then.

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Speaker 2: I think it's James.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I bet half the people like King James

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Speaker 1: and then the other half are like nine fucking with

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Speaker 1: that King James New International Version.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mostly say those two because those the only two

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Speaker 5: that come to my head immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I always considered it just like the non denominational

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Speaker 1: versus the King James. But maybe they're NIV sounds far more.

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Speaker 2: Correct than International. Yeah, it's its own thing, yeah, which

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Speaker 2: I I think the point is they just made it

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Speaker 2: easier to read, is what they said. But I mean, god,

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Speaker 2: I hope so.

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Speaker 1: Because people are having a hell of a time interpreting you.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's why it's such a good book. You take

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Speaker 2: from it whatever you need.

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Speaker 1: I think that's why it's the most violent book on

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Speaker 1: the planet. The rest I think that's what makes it

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Speaker 1: truly the weapon of choice for so many people is

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Speaker 1: that you can just make shit up and people are like,

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Speaker 1: I guess it kind of says that I don't, I

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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: Rather heartwarming and my Mama toy book.

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Speaker 1: You want to tell the people where they can find

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