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Speaker 2: solo recorder laos and then let's just say yes Lamosella

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Speaker 2: runs you.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.

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Speaker 2: I'm Erica and I'm Mila.

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Speaker 3: Happy Wednesday. Hey, it's Wednesday, beach.

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Speaker 2: We need a Wednesday song day day had pop up

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Speaker 2: busy pa pa, pop it on a Wednesday, papping on Thursday.

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Speaker 3: If you're listening, it's Friday. Pop up pussy on a Friday.

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Speaker 3: These fucking planes.

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Speaker 4: One day, you guys all move any far away from

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Speaker 4: the air and you won't have to hear airplanes going

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Speaker 4: over my home.

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Speaker 3: But in the meantime, let it remind you to take

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Speaker 3: a vacation. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, speaking of planes, what's the opposite of ad? Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is an anti ad. I fucking made the fucking

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Speaker 2: mistake of taking the spirits. Yes, it was the only today,

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Speaker 2: it was the only flight today.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear the story. It's your fault.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Every time I knew it. I'm like, this is my fault.

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Speaker 2: I know what it's literally soul plane.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: First of all, Erica, they serve noodles and noodles they serve.

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Speaker 3: On the plane. I got me one.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure actually kind of like a couple of littles,

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Speaker 4: But I I'm mad at that. If it was on

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Speaker 4: a plane, I kind of be happy. I was actually happy, but.

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Speaker 2: I was also like, this is ghetto as ship, this

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Speaker 2: is sole plane, because I ain't no Delta's America's nobody's

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Speaker 2: putting fucking cup of noodles.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. But I thoroughly enjoyed the cup of noodles.

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Speaker 3: That was the only thing I enjoyed. Because you're you're

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Speaker 3: also sitting in lawn chairs.

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Speaker 2: You're sitting in lawn chairs, like literally, like the arm

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Speaker 3: They're like slippers.

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Speaker 2: They're like slippers. The guys this guy's elbow, Like I

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Speaker 2: was in the window seat, but he kept like fucking

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Speaker 2: till he's falling asleep, and his elbow was like slipping off,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, if this niggas elbow touches me

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Speaker 2: one more time, it's getting so irritated.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, don't ever, no matter how much you think

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Speaker 2: you're gonna say, if you're not gonna save, because you're

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Speaker 2: gonna have to pay for your purse, two.

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Speaker 3: Cups of water, your purse.

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Speaker 2: They literally charge you for like a personal item, like

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Speaker 2: they charged me fifty dollars for my carry on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's how they get you at the end.

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Speaker 2: You guy.

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Speaker 3: You buy that cheap ticket and they charge you for

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Speaker 3: every fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: And then it irritated me because I notice is like

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Speaker 2: a lot of minorities on the plane.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is so plane.

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Speaker 2: This is bullshit taking advantage of their bullshit secret prices.

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Speaker 3: God, anyway, I'm really irritated by that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry experienced that I do it like once a year,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dat.

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Speaker 3: How's your trip? It was good? That's it.

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm I'm relaxed right now, like I'm really

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Speaker 3: I hope maybe did you have sex in Atlanta? Note?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow? I intentionally avoided it.

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Speaker 2: My friend was like, let's go to the sex club,

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I want to have sex, and

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Speaker 2: I go to the sex club for sure, and then

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Speaker 2: it's like my period came.

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's God speaking to me. I just

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Speaker 3: how to act honestly. Well, I was hoping that in

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Speaker 3: Value in Atlanta, you'd see sugar.

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Speaker 2: Well did you ever ask him if did you ever

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Speaker 2: confirm that you knew that he bought your laf Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, launched from posh part Yeah what did he say?

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Speaker 3: He said, Yeah, he sent me a nice pot afterwards

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Speaker 3: of my box and him, Okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Need more details, like him in the laundry him like

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Speaker 3: To him, Like, what the fuck do you mean? His

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Speaker 4: So when I went to deliver the box. Okay, so guys,

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Speaker 3: I don't. I think he sometimes listens.

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Speaker 4: But so you know, ever since my marriage, like I'm

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Speaker 4: to that, you should for sure listen to that episode.

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Speaker 3: It's wow, it's very dramatic.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, ever since then, like I've been very hesitant

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Speaker 4: about really connecting, especially with a lot like not hesitant,

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Speaker 3: Any of them.

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Speaker 4: You know sometimes, you know, we get really intimate with

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Speaker 4: Like we talk about intimate things.

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Speaker 3: We share intimate things, and that includes you know, new pictures.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes if we ask for nude sometimes we return them.

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Speaker 4: So this guy is someone that's like sent good moms

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I actually met him at our Atlanta show, and

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Speaker 4: I recently launched a Poshmark. But I with that said,

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Speaker 4: a Poshmark launched. I launched a Poshmark, big launched, big launch.

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Speaker 4: And one of the items in my Poshmark was like

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Speaker 3: I already know. You know, he's a little freaky and

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Speaker 2: So then like I talked Jamila, I was like, oh

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Speaker 4: And so I messaged him and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 4: And so he was like, I was hoping that you'd like, whear,

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Speaker 2: As is right, Yeah, samellar cook thing about it.

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Speaker 4: It's not it's a slip, so there's no kouchi. But

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Speaker 4: like I it's not like a I also like never

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Speaker 4: I sent I get like a five star rating on Poshmark.

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Speaker 4: Second of all, And then he was like, so then

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Speaker 2: So he's basically like coming on you in lingerie form.

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Speaker 3: Kind of. I don't know. I kind of was into it.

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Speaker 3: If anybody else wants to do anymore if our lingerie's.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, lots of also, guys, if you want

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Speaker 3: There, so if you you know, light lightly worn clothes

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Speaker 2: He's definitely cute, and his penis is good huge This

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Speaker 3: But no, I just also don't trust anyone ever again,

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Speaker 3: So I know, but penis is so distracting.

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Speaker 2: Even when I was in Atlanta, I was remember the

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Speaker 2: we're cool people. I've done him for like a long time.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, damn, should hit him up because

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Speaker 4: It's too much live it on hinge. I'm like why then, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to go because there's like a bunch of

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm not getting in the jacuzzie. I've done

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Speaker 1: I probably weren't tell it, I know, And I guess

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Speaker 2: He's like, I follow you guys. You guys have a

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Speaker 4: No, right, just that really turned me off. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: They have a Jju and Gwinetta and Atlanta. They have

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Speaker 2: Those Koreans know how to squall like low key.

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Speaker 3: I was like, they poured milk on my body. Oh

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Speaker 4: I still really like him, but yeah, that's not gonna

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Speaker 4: shout out to Doc Johnson, honestly the best sex toys

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Speaker 3: One broke in like three seconds. It was the womanizer

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Speaker 2: Is not up to nowhere near us? Up to par

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Speaker 3: No, no, DoD Johnson's bomb.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, in our next episode, we're interviewing

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Speaker 3: His name is Chad and he's basically like the King

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439
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Speaker 4: Well nothing's the King of kings, the king.

440
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the.

441
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Speaker 4: King of the sex toy industry. They are the biggest

442
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Speaker 4: sex toy manufacturer in America. I had no idea.

443
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Speaker 3: And their offices are in North Hollywood in Los Angeles, and.

444
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Speaker 2: We like did a whole tour of their facility.

445
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Speaker 3: It's actually really dope. It was so dope, and we

446
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Speaker 3: recorded it.

447
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Speaker 2: Were we putting that on Patreon on our stories.

448
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Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll let you know next week when

449
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Speaker 3: it comes out, you'll know.

450
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, it was really cool to see how

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Speaker 4: sex toys are made. Like they had this woman literally

452
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Speaker 4: like sculpting a dick. It was art like she was

453
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Speaker 4: literally an artist like sculpting put And I've never seen

454
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Speaker 4: so many dicks in my life, to be honest. At once,

455
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Speaker 4: it was great. And so many different variations.

456
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Speaker 3: Curved, choed, small, micro big butt plugs. It's great. Anyway,

457
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Speaker 3: they gave me one of their.

458
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Speaker 4: They give us one of our their their vibrators, and

459
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Speaker 4: actually I used both at once. I used the little

460
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461
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Speaker 4: I used the eye.

462
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Speaker 3: Rock, which is the one that like basically bucks you. Oh,

463
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Speaker 3: I've never seen before.

464
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Speaker 4: I don't I've ever seen a sex toy that actually

465
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Speaker 4: like moves like it like it like, I don't know,

466
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

467
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Speaker 3: How to describe it. When did you go get it?

468
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Speaker 3: Where is it? It's in my room? Should I get it?

469
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Speaker 3: You can see it. I washed it today.

470
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Speaker 2: I've masturbated my obsidian wand from self ceremony recently, and

471
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Speaker 2: you know, it's been like it's you know I'm not

472
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Speaker 2: a huge masturbator, guys, so I've been making a conscious

473
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Speaker 2: effort since I'm not having sex with humans. Well, I

474
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Speaker 2: don't know if lesbian sex counts. In my mind, it doesn't.

475
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Speaker 2: I haven't had lesbian sex. But if I do, I

476
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Speaker 2: don't think it counts. But the obsidian one, what you're

477
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Speaker 2: so tough, I can't.

478
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Speaker 3: It absolutely counts.

479
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Speaker 2: Just mind your business. I don't have a problem with

480
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Speaker 2: like over sex and lesbians and a problem with over

481
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Speaker 2: not minding my business. Second of all, you can't decide

482
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Speaker 2: what is sex and what isn't. That's convenient for your

483
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Speaker 2: own That's just convenient for you.

484
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Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense why it's my vagina. Okay, bitch, Well,

485
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Speaker 3: then don't say you're don't say you haven't had sex.

486
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Speaker 3: Well I haven't. I haven't had I didn't have sex

487
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Speaker 3: with any woman.

488
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if it comes up, I wasn't good.

489
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Speaker 4: But I'm just saying, well, then don't call yourself a lesbian.

490
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Speaker 4: Then don't don't why because because if a girl and

491
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Speaker 4: a girl had sex, they'd say I had sex.

492
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Speaker 3: But for some reason, when you fuck a girl, it

493
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Speaker 3: doesn't count. I said, I'm on a Dick talks. That

494
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Speaker 3: is what I said. Anyway, this is so this is

495
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Speaker 3: the I didn't get the eye rock. That one looks

496
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Speaker 3: pretty and she fell asleep with it. That was probably okay.

497
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 4: So yeah, basically I watched some porn that really wasn't

498
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 4: doing it for me, and then I just had this

499
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Speaker 4: really intense fantasy that I played out in my head

500
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,120
Speaker 4: was going to do with double penetration, because we keep

501
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 4: getting all these messages about double penetration, and like I

502
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 4: just thought about like two guys that I would want

503
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Speaker 4: to do that with, and it was just really intense.

504
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 4: I'm not going to share that, but I'll let you

505
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Speaker 4: know later.

506
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Speaker 3: So you can hear that, guys.

507
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Speaker 2: Patreon.

508
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Speaker 3: Look, if you want to go on Patreon to see

509
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Speaker 3: what this thing looks like, it's literally fucking you. So

510
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Speaker 3: this is for the clip. That's for the clip, but

511
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Speaker 3: I don't I like that thing and it's good, but

512
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Speaker 3: when you pair it with this, yeah, I like that one,

513
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Speaker 3: and and it charges really cool and one of these

514
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Speaker 3: oh oh.

515
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Speaker 2: Camera, so you're getting a double cliptoral.

516
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like you just hold it like that and

517
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Speaker 4: it does a little a little bouncing. It has twenty

518
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Speaker 4: different speed like Yeah, there's a lot of the speeds there,

519
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Speaker 4: and it's so cute, like it's different speeds, not speeds,

520
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Speaker 4: but like variations, and the variations are really interesting.

521
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Speaker 3: I've really gone into the like unexpected variations, like it's.

522
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Speaker 1: Like this.

523
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Speaker 3: Is okay, let me turn these off.

524
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Speaker 2: So fucking distracting on a podcast.

525
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Speaker 3: Vibr vibrators.

526
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, I was telling the peoples when

527
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Speaker 2: you went to get your vibrators that I traveled this

528
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Speaker 2: weekend and I just had an obsidian wand and my

529
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Speaker 2: I vibe No, not my vibe.

530
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Speaker 3: Is this a cock ring? I don't know. I didn't

531
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Speaker 3: read that instructions like it could go on him and

532
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Speaker 3: then like no, yeah I could. Or is it a

533
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Speaker 3: key chain? I don't know. I was doing like one

534
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Speaker 3: of these.

535
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Speaker 2: Yeah that's where you hold it.

536
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Speaker 3: This thing here, I'm taking this on a trip with me. Yeah,

537
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Speaker 3: this is that's why it's nice. This is like the

538
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Speaker 3: home one and this is like the travel one. It's

539
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Speaker 3: this ship you guys. I'm telling you this.

540
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Speaker 4: I vibe shit here like I don't even need Like

541
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Speaker 4: that's what I thought. After I came last night, I

542
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 4: was like, do I need a man?

543
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Speaker 3: I thought you fell asleep.

544
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: Well, I thought about it first. I thought about, wow,

545
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 4: that was amazing. I don't even need those men that

546
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 4: I was fantasizing it, and then it passed out. Woke

547
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Speaker 4: up with both my vibrators in either hand. They were

548
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: not vibrating, but I was just and like was naked

549
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Speaker 4: on my couch.

550
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Speaker 3: It was great. It's great, but also embarrassing. I'm glad

551
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 3: no one was there to win. Way too wake up,

552
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Speaker 3: just wake too up and say hey, okay.

553
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Speaker 2: Get your ass off the couch, vibrators and your legs

554
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Speaker 2: spread open. I did some I did some masturbation manifestation.

555
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Speaker 3: I was like doing something and I'm like, I need

556
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Speaker 3: I need to like cover what I'm doing.

557
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 2: And I masturbated and I had like good thoughts and

558
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Speaker 2: I came and I was like, Okay, that's I feel

559
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Speaker 2: much better about it.

560
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Speaker 3: Okay, well good, that's what it's that's what it's there for.

561
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Speaker 4: But speaking of sex and horror and course coming and vibrators,

562
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Speaker 4: this week's episode, we wanted to highlight some of our

563
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Speaker 4: favorite hories whose stories we asked you guys to send

564
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Speaker 4: in hories and you delivered. You know, I don't know

565
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Speaker 4: if there's been like I don't know if it's like

566
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Speaker 4: the end of the year. Everyone was trying to get

567
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Speaker 4: all their host shit out before January first, you.

568
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Speaker 3: Know, like because like they're going to start new.

569
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Speaker 4: Are people getting freak here for the year, because I

570
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Speaker 4: think some of them are like from the past, well

571
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Speaker 4: one was more recent.

572
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Speaker 3: But yeah, like we got like we got an influx

573
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Speaker 3: of some good ones.

574
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Speaker 2: We did, because usually you guys have be giving us

575
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Speaker 2: some mediocre Actually yeah, and.

576
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Speaker 3: I'll be thinking, like, am I crazy now, I'm like,

577
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Speaker 3: how is it right? I'm like this is too much?

578
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Speaker 4: So yeah, we wanted to read a few of our

579
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Speaker 4: favorite horse that were submitted anonymously by you guys and.

580
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Speaker 3: Take it away, Tamila number one, number one. And this

581
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Speaker 3: is not in any particular order of best or worse.

582
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Speaker 4: And if you guys are just tuning in and you

583
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Speaker 4: don't know what a horror story is, a horror story

584
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Speaker 4: is a highly horrific hotel. So it could be very

585
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Speaker 4: horrorsh it could be kind of embarrassing, scary, hilarious. Usually

586
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Speaker 4: you know things you would tell your best friend or maybe.

587
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Speaker 2: Not so just tell us out of the ordinary sexual

588
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Speaker 2: experiences that maybe you're not a non traditional.

589
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Speaker 3: Okay, hey ladies.

590
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Speaker 2: My horror story is titled Slurping by.

591
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Speaker 3: The Cemetery La fet loud.

592
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Speaker 2: That's a good title. I met my first sugar daddy

593
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Speaker 2: at twenty two. I met him at a bar. He

594
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Speaker 2: was nice, hard working, well put together, and definitely enjoyed

595
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 2: spending his money in time with me. Her Da, sex

596
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: wasn't really a conversation. He just told me when you

597
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 2: when you were you just sex wasn't really a conversation.

598
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: He just told me, when you're ready. So his freak

599
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 2: level I was definitely unsure of until wait, he just

600
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: told her when you're ready, so she was unsure of

601
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: his freak level. I was definitely unsure of it until

602
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 2: one night we went to the club.

603
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Speaker 3: We had a blast.

604
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: We danced and drank all night. By the time it

605
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 2: was time to leave, I was pissy drunk, like not

606
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: really able to walk type drunk. So he's driving me home.

607
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 2: While he's driving, the alcohol is now ready to come

608
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Speaker 2: out of me.

609
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: So now I have to pee.

610
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: So I asked him to pull the car over so

611
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 2: I can pee in the middle of the residential area.

612
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: I didn't give a damn who saw me. I had

613
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: to go, so I opened the car door and began

614
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,959
Speaker 2: to squat and pee. All of a sudden, I hear

615
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: slurping noises. I looked between my legs. This man was

616
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: slurping my pee and talking about yes more. Then, when

617
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: I looked, already in confusion, I realized not only did

618
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: he pull over in front of someone home and someone's home,

619
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: we were also across the street from a cemetery. This

620
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: never happened to me before, so I sober up quickly

621
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 2: and told him to take me home as soon as possible.

622
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: The next day we spoke about it, and he said,

623
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Speaker 2: you remember what I did. I said yeah, he said,

624
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. I'm like, yeah, bye, sir, glad I

625
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: got all the coins out of him.

626
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 3: I did.

627
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: I need to know how he got from the from

628
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: the driver's seat so quick, yeah, to like he was like,

629
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: I'm taking this pee tonight, Like like how did he

630
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: like pull put it in park and just climb over

631
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: the sea and like just caught his head.

632
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 4: I want the plant afterwards, like just to have the

633
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 4: pee all over your faith. Did you have water or

634
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 4: guzzle like to wash it down? Is there a napkin?

635
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know but I actually was

636
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: watching porn over the week and I came across a

637
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 2: porn we're at the end, she's just like peeing on him.

638
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: Like first of all, look in the house, and.

639
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: Then suddenly they're outside and she's just peeing on it

640
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: and he's like open his mouth.

641
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: Also, like your.

642
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 4: Peas goes through different phases, Like even today, like I

643
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 4: pee and I was like, oh, I need drink more water.

644
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a little orange. I was like, oh,

645
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 3: who would want to drink this pea? I haven't, like,

646
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: could you pee? Could you let?

647
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: Okay, could you pee on someone? I could pee on someone,

648
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 2: but I don't.

649
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 3: I could, but I don't think I would turn me on.

650
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: And I don't want to pee in your mouth. I

651
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 3: just don't because then I never gonna want you to

652
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 3: put your mouth. I don't see it turning me on.

653
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of weird shit that I'd be

654
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: down to do, but peeing just I just don't.

655
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: It's not one of those things. I think now I

656
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: guess I'm open to it. I tried to pee on someone,

657
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: but I couldn't get it together. Also, like if someone

658
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: really wanted to pee on me, and like I really

659
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: like them.

660
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: Maybe like in the shower, I wouldn't care.

661
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 4: I mean, my friend said that she let some guy

662
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 4: pe on her the other day. Oh yeah, I was like,

663
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: and then she gave me better details too. It wasn't

664
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 4: in the shower.

665
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 3: She was peeing on the toilet and then he whipped

666
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: it out and peed on her, went down her boot

667
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: while she was peeing. Yeah, Okay, I don't know. I

668
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 3: don't get it.

669
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I just know myf and I probably would

670
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: and say no. I'm just like, Okay, let's try it

671
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: one time. Except I have no desire for any I

672
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: feel like I would try it, but I kind of

673
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: already know I'm not. Yeah, like, I don't think. I

674
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: don't think it would do anything for me, except I

675
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: would tell all.

676
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 3: My friends that's a good thing. So number two, Horey.

677
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 4: Number two, I volunteer with a very handsome older man

678
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 4: with an equally handsome son. After an event, we both

679
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 4: were feeling each other. He asked me to meet him

680
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 4: at his place, so I do. We had the most

681
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 4: amazing sex. His son stopped right and I was walking out.

682
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 4: We had small talk and then he asked for my number,

683
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 4: so I gave it to him that night he hit me.

684
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 4: We met for drugs and then I had sex with him.

685
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 3: His daddy was better.

686
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: That's a good one that makes me want to fuckus.

687
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: Would you do that? I would? I actually, I ever found.

688
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: Out all I generally have a rule about friends and relatives.

689
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: I don't do homies. I don't do relatives, like relatives

690
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: of the person I'm fucking. Okay, I would rather not

691
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: be like a cousin or a brother. But like the

692
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: older I get, you know, she happens. I also realized

693
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fetish for like older men, like something

694
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: about like I don't know older men.

695
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: Okay.

696
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 4: So this next Horri was one that was submitted like

697
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 4: a girl messages or like maybe a few weeks ago,

698
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 4: told us that she lives in she works at a

699
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 4: casino in Vegas, that she like met some guy.

700
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 3: At her job. They had sex, like amazing sex, and

701
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 3: when she left, she left her phone in his room.

702
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: And I'm just.

703
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 4: Recapping this one because this is the next Hori is

704
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 4: an updated version. So she had sex, she left his

705
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 4: phone in his room. She couldn't get like, she couldn't

706
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 4: get a hold of him to get the phone out

707
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 4: of his room. Eventually, somehow she got in touch with

708
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 4: someone and someone was coming down to bring her phone

709
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 4: and it was a girl, and so she was like

710
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 4: very confused, like is this his girlfriend?

711
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 3: Like this girl?

712
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 4: Either way, she got her phone bomb sex the end okay.

713
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 4: So that Horri was like, all right, that was cute.

714
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: Okay.

715
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 4: So then she wrote us back and said, Hi, the

716
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 4: phone is still broken, so it's easier to send here.

717
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 4: I guess her phone was broken from the last encounter.

718
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 4: Oh the guy happened to be Indian by the way.

719
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 4: So Sexy Indian Bay came back to snowboard and called me,

720
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 4: invited me to spend the night. Cool cool, So we're

721
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: getting it on, and his cousin calls, wait, snowboard, but

722
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 4: she's in Vegas. Maybe it's not in Vegas, okay, okay,

723
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: was like likeake Tahoe, okay whatever I.

724
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: Think she said it Arizona. I don't know. Pretty flat there, right,

725
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 3: So sexy.

726
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 4: So sexy Indian Bank came back to snowboard and called me,

727
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 4: invited me to spend the night.

728
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: Cool cool.

729
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 4: So we're getting it on, and his cousin calls because

730
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 4: the girl he was supposed to stay with fell asleep.

731
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 4: While he was ubering over there and didn't answer her door.

732
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 4: I was fine with it, but told him I wasn't

733
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 4: gonna fuck in front of his cousin. So that was

734
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: the end of that, and we got dressed. Cousin shows

735
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 4: up and is feign like what the actual perfect coin,

736
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 4: perfect teeth, total thick ums, workout, daddy, olive skin tall,

737
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 4: just like where did you come from?

738
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 3: Hello? Yes?

739
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 4: Side note, it was his little chick that brought me

740
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 4: my phone when I left it before the girl.

741
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 3: Cousins li chick.

742
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so as fine as cousin rolls a blunt.

743
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 4: Oh wait so six Sexy Indian Man sex. Sexy Indian

744
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 4: Bay gets a call and has to run downstairs, leaving

745
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 4: me all alone with fine cousin. Fine cousin rolls a

746
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 4: blunt and we're just chatting when he tells me he

747
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: thinks I'm really pretty and he was bummed his girl flaked,

748
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 4: but at least he was getting to hang out with us.

749
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah.

750
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 4: Sexy Indian Bay comes back. We all hang out for

751
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 4: a while. Cool, Cool, decide we are going to sleep

752
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 4: and lights and the lights go out. Sexy Indian Bay

753
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 4: immediately starts to try to get in my pants and

754
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 4: I'm and I'm like middle school.

755
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: No, it's weird.

756
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 4: So he looks me in the eyes and says, want

757
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 4: to have fun. I'm like, what kind of fun? Sexy

758
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 4: Indian Bay, which I'm so she called. She rebreviates his

759
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 4: name Sib and.

760
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: The fact that she knew that, you know, it took

761
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 3: me like five minutes, Sib.

762
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 4: Sexy Indian Bay calls fine cousin's name, and Fine Cousin

763
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 4: literally fucking jumped off the bed from the other bed.

764
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 4: At this point, I'd already been thinking about it anyway,

765
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 4: so I said, first time for everything, you guys, I'm ruined.

766
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 4: It was the actual best few hours of my life.

767
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 4: And now I feel like I can never have sex

768
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 4: again unless it's with no physically not possible, but I'm.

769
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 3: A true whorn now, like porn stopped. Like porn isn't

770
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: even appealing to me right now. It's all I can

771
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: think about.

772
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 4: They were both so precious to me during and after,

773
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 4: and no, they didn't do anything to each other because

774
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 4: which is fine with me. Sexy Indian Bay was still

775
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 4: up on me after and kissed me by told me

776
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,959
Speaker 4: he'd see me in a few weeks, and the last

777
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 4: thing I thought when I left was I hope I

778
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 4: see both of you. I hope I see both of you.

779
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 4: So I had some follow up questions and I needed

780
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 4: a little bit of clarity.

781
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 3: I am so happy that.

782
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 2: We're getting these This is changing my whole outlook something.

783
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 4: And then she goes, oh my god, I forgot some

784
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 4: of the best details. I've been sitting here blazing and crying,

785
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 4: laughing at myself. They both had beautiful, thick, big dicks.

786
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 4: I had no idea Indian men were part of the

787
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 4: big dick club, but I'm here for it.

788
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: Neither did I needed did ice.

789
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 4: They both had condoms on and there was no bullshit

790
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 4: when it came to that. Once I told them no

791
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 4: butt or vadge. They were super cute and changed condoms constantly.

792
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 4: It was so crazy, guys, like a manifestation about good

793
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 4: sex came true. But I manifested too well, and now

794
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 4: I'm ruined. So great, lights off, but bathroom and I

795
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 4: asked her if the lights were on. She wrote, lights off,

796
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 4: but bathroom light was on and window opened, so casino

797
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 4: lights were coming in and could definitely see each other,

798
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 4: and it was so passionate.

799
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: I mean, come on.

800
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 4: There were points when one was in the back and

801
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 4: one was in the front under me, and then one

802
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 4: at a time, points where it was rough, like getting slapped,

803
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 4: one kissing me, complimenting me.

804
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,479
Speaker 3: Fuck. That was another thing. They both kept complimenting me during,

805
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 3: telling me how beautiful I was, how nice my asses,

806
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 3: bomb head it was. I was a fucking goddess. I'm ruined.

807
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 3: It's your guy's fault.

808
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: Sounds like a dream. It seems like a fucking dream, honestly,

809
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 2: like it might be like the who like the celebration.

810
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: I think it's the goal. I think it is the goal.

811
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 3: I don't know it is penetration. Shouldn't get twenty twenty

812
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: double penetration doing it? Oh my god. No.

813
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 4: When I read this, I would email back and forth

814
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 4: a few times and I was like, wait, I need

815
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 4: more details because I'm jealous.

816
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 3: I am jealous. I was like, did it hurt? Was

817
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 3: it good? Was it okay? She was like, no, it

818
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 3: was great.

819
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,240
Speaker 2: And well I think that no one's ever like open

820
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 2: to say they want to do it, because you can't

821
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 2: imagine it in a space where people are like just

822
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,959
Speaker 2: loving on you and everything's about you and like because

823
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: you always.

824
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 4: Think it's like gonna be this vulgar like intense, like

825
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,959
Speaker 4: crapey porn act and that's just not the case.

826
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: If you find two respectful, wonderful, endowed Indian men, Indian men.

827
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's another thing. Oh you know, when I

828
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 3: started looking up on porn, tantric sex, every so, what

829
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 3: is it? What's going on?

830
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 4: I had a lot of massaging, but like intense like

831
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 4: clatoral massage that like there was this one video I'm

832
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 4: decided to you.

833
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 2: It was like super close up but like I was like,

834
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: oh my god, and it was like edging but like

835
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: close up, like I'm just watching it happen and not

836
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: in like a porny way.

837
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: Where like someone's squirts and it was just like he

838
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 3: was like focusing. It was like an art form. He

839
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: was doing real work here, okay the fingers. Yeah, Like

840
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 3: that had been like massaging around. Then I saw, oh

841
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 3: my god, there was this beautif Oh my god, I

842
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 3: just remember that was so high last night, like semi drunk.

843
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 3: I found like the most beautiful porn. It was this

844
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 3: like gorgeous black man giving this girl a massage and

845
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 3: it was a central massage so there wasn't even like

846
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 3: really any big touching for like a while, but it

847
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: was like this miss massaging and I'm gonna I'm gonna,

848
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm gonna share the link on our

849
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 3: Patreon because this this porn was next level.

850
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: That was all under Tantric.

851
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 3: I didn't even mean to find it. But then I

852
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 3: went down a tantric rabbit hole after that and I

853
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 3: found they're all old.

854
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 2: Though.

855
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: Then someone needs to like do some new tantric sex videos.

856
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 4: Someone needs to do that, because yeah, the videos I

857
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 4: found were pretty old, and I.

858
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: Want We didn't find a Tantric specialist.

859
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 3: To come on the show.

860
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 5: I would love that.

861
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: I want to know more. I want to know more.

862
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 2: I want to learn more about like I'm gonna going

863
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: the energy Amie too.

864
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 3: I would definitely love to do that. I have so

865
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: many questions. Okay, So Rory, next, Torry, what was this

866
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: number three? Corey? Number three?

867
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 5: So?

868
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 3: I was around twenty years old and I met a

869
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: girl who said we could get money if we did

870
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: private girl on girl shows. She had some clients already.

871
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: I just needed to show up. I was down. We

872
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 3: went to one man's house. He was white.

873
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 4: We changed into something sexy and started canoodling a bit.

874
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 4: After a while, he states that he liked the taste

875
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: of his own come and asks if he could jack

876
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 4: off onto my breasts.

877
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 3: I'd never heard of this before, and I was intrigued.

878
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 3: I said, okay. He said he wanted me to tell

879
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 3: him not to come and make him build up for

880
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: a while. Sure thing. I laid on my back and

881
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 3: he knelt over me, and I let him go on

882
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: for a few until I was ready to see what

883
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 3: this was about. I told him to go for it.

884
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 4: Hot com shot onto my tits and I looked at him.

885
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,479
Speaker 4: He proceeded to bend down, open his mouth, and lap

886
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 4: up his own come. I was amazed that someone would

887
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 4: do that. He must have said it was salty or something,

888
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 4: but he sounded pleased with that and washed off and

889
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 4: dressed up. We collected our cash and we headed out.

890
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 4: And then she wrote another story is when I smoked

891
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 4: and us A strapped a strap on on him. I

892
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 4: can detail that one later.

893
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 3: But did she not do that one?

894
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: She did?

895
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so good. First of all, like the

896
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: com you know, I've heard of that. I've heard of

897
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: some a man getting off on the taste of his income.

898
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: What do you think that's about? Like, is it like

899
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 3: a is it just like a like a I wonder

900
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: if it's like some sort of straight like weird. I mean,

901
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 3: obviously it's a kink, but like I'm curious if it's

902
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 3: like connected to something like makes them feel like masculine

903
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 3: or like different cases, different things.

904
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: Maybe they tasted their own come at an early age

905
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 2: and like now they're I don't know, maybe it is

906
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 2: a thing.

907
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, don't we all kind of

908
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: do that anyway A little bit? Yeah, that's like very intentional.

909
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like I would definitely like it turns

910
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: me on. Guess just someone eats met and that turns

911
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: me on, Like I want you to come up so

912
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 2: I can taste my Okay, so I guess it's the same.

913
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, But I'm not judging at all.

914
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 4: I'm just curious to know, like what's what's like that's

915
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 4: more intentional, That's what I mean. Like he's actually like

916
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 4: coming on before the purpose of liking it up.

917
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, and male com is not delicious, but

918
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: is it again, I don't know.

919
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: I've had some my fact, but mostly not like delicious,

920
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: but I've had like, fine, it's sweet.

921
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 4: I've had some speeder ones. I've definitely had Oh my god,

922
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 4: I'll never forget. When I was in high school, I

923
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 4: had this ex boyfriend and like I think, like he

924
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 4: was maybe like the second person I ever gave had

925
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 4: to anyway, I gave head to him in the back

926
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 4: of a movie theater at the Howard Hughes Center over

927
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: by Lax and I just remember he came in my

928
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 4: mouth and it tasting so bitter, and I like immediately

929
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: was like grown I've even had before, and I knew

930
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 4: that wasn't how it was supposed to taste it.

931
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: I was like, what is wrong with your come Like, yeah,

932
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 3: you ain't eaten right.

933
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: Okay, You're obviously traumatized.

934
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 3: That's why I'm vegan. It's all because of you.

935
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 4: So this is the continuation of that story with the

936
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 4: same white man part two. So the next story was

937
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 4: the same white guy he told me had a smoking fetish. Again,

938
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 4: not something I've heard of. I didn't even smoke yet.

939
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 4: There I was twenty years old and be willing to

940
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 4: do something strange for some change. I showed up to

941
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 4: the hotel alone this time because he told me privately

942
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 4: that he enjoyed his cum eating. He enjoyed his because

943
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 4: he told me privately that he enjoyed his com eating

944
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 4: time and wanted to do something alone. The girl I

945
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 4: was usually with knew him for a while, so I

946
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 4: felt comfortable.

947
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 3: I go into the room.

948
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 4: He pulls out a paper bag. I had no idea

949
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 4: what was in it. It's a strap on. It's not

950
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 4: even the literal belted belted one. It's a latex panty

951
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: that you step into.

952
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 3: With a dick on the front. Oh yeah, I heard that.

953
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, uh, I thought we were feeding you your

954
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: own cum. This is getting weird. I thought we were

955
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 3: feeding you.

956
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 4: Your own cum babies again. But okay, he goes, He goes,

957
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 4: I want you to use this on me. I also

958
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 4: want you to smoke while you do it. This motherfucker

959
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 4: hit me with a two four. Never wanted to back down.

960
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 4: I'm acting like it's a regular eating activity. Okay, me

961
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 4: like a h She pulls out cigarettes and a lighter,

962
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 4: then helps me get into my dick panties.

963
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, how the fuck do I do this?

964
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 4: I turn away, cover my mouth to light the cigarette

965
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 4: because that's what people do while he and while he undresses,

966
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 4: he lays his ass down, face up at the edge

967
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 4: of the bed. Picture me, cigarette hanging on the side

968
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 4: of my mouth and knees bent to stoop down. I

969
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: must have looked like I was trying to change his

970
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 4: fucking alternator.

971
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 3: At any rate. He puts them legs up and puts

972
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 3: lube on his bootyhole, and I'm off. I figure if

973
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: I just press with a steady force, so we'll go in.

974
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: I love your logic.

975
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 6: It does this steady, I I can imagine, because like

976
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 6: that that first you're putting a strap on, I'm putting

977
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 6: a dick in someone else's ask.

978
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 3: You probably I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

979
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 3: What is it supposed to feel like?

980
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: Doing this? Right?

981
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

982
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 3: The details? I appreciate the storytelling.

983
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 4: Okay, so it does. I excel some smoke and start

984
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 4: to thrust. He grabs his stick and starts jerking. I

985
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 4: must have been doing an alright job, because he ended

986
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 4: up coming. I pulled my plastic appendage out, and yes

987
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 4: it had some poo on it, because hey, he's a man.

988
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 4: I leave them dick panties right on the floor. I

989
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 4: can't recall when I put out my cigarette.

990
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 3: But that was done.

991
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 4: I got my cash and I skated. He wanted me

992
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 4: to do that once more, but that time I just

993
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 4: used a dildo in hand. I have I have a

994
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 4: sex I'm because this girl has. I have a sex

995
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 4: club story. That's definitely a recent one.

996
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: I was.

997
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 4: I was an observer dot dot dot Okay, girl, keep

998
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: sending us lease stories. If you're listening right now, you

999
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 4: know who you are, girl, You know who you were.

1000
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 3: Way to step up your game. Guys like I don't

1001
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: know the smoking and the like, wonder what the smoke is.

1002
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure there's there's specific names for all of

1003
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: those fetishes. Tasting your own come smoking, well fucking I'm

1004
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: sure there're all specific things. Yeah, I mean, I don't

1005
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: even know if we can follow up with anything. I think.

1006
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 3: Here's a horry. This is a baby horry. It's a

1007
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 3: minature horry. It's not that horrish. But you know, everyone

1008
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 3: deserves their highlighted.

1009
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be a little horrse, you deserve it

1010
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: to be highlighted. I feel like this is like a

1011
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 2: baby horry because like this happened to me around like

1012
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 2: young too. I feel like it's happened to many. You

1013
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 2: don't know your body, you're not already.

1014
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: Let me just shut you okay.

1015
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 4: The first time I went the first time a guy

1016
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 4: went down on me, I was a teenager and it

1017
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 4: was in a dark room. He sat up and said,

1018
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 4: hold up, something is not right. Hold on, holda is

1019
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 4: happening here. I turned the side lamp on and his

1020
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 4: entire face was covered in blood. Great time to get

1021
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 4: a tsunami period. I've kind of had that happened to me.

1022
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 2: I think if it happened to everybody, because sometimes it happens,

1023
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 2: but when you're younger, it's more. It seems more intense

1024
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: and more embarrassing, whereas and you're older, like like her

1025
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 2: other horri when she was like, you better be happy.

1026
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 3: You guys like you get this this pussy. Remember your

1027
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 3: grandma was home. Oh you're lucky. Oh this one's kind

1028
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 3: of long. Cory number five or six. So hey boo thangs.

1029
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 2: So I've been hesitanting about sending this, but yeah, y'all

1030
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: need stories, so.

1031
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 3: Laugh out loud.

1032
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: It's kind of long, but worth it. I'll try to

1033
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: keep it short. She did not try to keep it short,

1034
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna try and keep it short.

1035
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: Okay, fuck, where do I start? Okay?

1036
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: So my homegirl started talking to this guy she met

1037
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: on MySpace. This is like two thousand and eight. He

1038
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: was in a bike club motorcycles. So yeah, tongue emoji.

1039
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: We added that.

1040
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: We ended up going to one of their bike club

1041
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: parties they were hosting in North Jersey. Fly ass East

1042
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: Coast niggas with bikes. Yum yes please what that does?

1043
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 3: Sound cute? This sounds sexy. I was like, sign me up, bitch,

1044
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 3: sign me up. I'll be in New York tomorrow.

1045
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: She met up with him. Naturally, I went on the

1046
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 2: hunt for what I wanted. Found one, ended up being

1047
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 2: his best friend. Hit it off, made plans to see

1048
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: them again. It was bomb It was a bomb ass night.

1049
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: Fast forward a month later, me and her end up

1050
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: going back up there to spend the weekend with them.

1051
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: We were like twenty two, they were like thirty three,

1052
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 2: so definitely zaddie vibes. They had banging ash jobs contractor

1053
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 2: and construction engineer and military, so the money was there.

1054
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: We drove up Friday night. They took us to a

1055
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: bomb ass dinner. Don't judge. Free was banging and back

1056
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: to the crib. You know, I don't judge about the food. Boom,

1057
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: get that food, Get that food.

1058
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 3: Top dollar.

1059
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: This bass condo on the water in New York City

1060
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 2: was across the waterway lit.

1061
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 3: So we get upstairs. The introduced us to.

1062
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: Nuvo that pink champagne, and he just came out. So

1063
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: it was weird, dumb and pressed the bottle up, pressed like,

1064
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 2: oh yeah, bitch, we made it. I can about baby.

1065
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,959
Speaker 2: They got this bottom mass condo. I remember the Nuva

1066
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 2: bottle had like that sexy, the sexy shaped bottle. One

1067
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: thing turned to the next. My homegirl's fucking on the

1068
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: couch and me and homeboy are fucking in the shower.

1069
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm pretty small, meals sizish and he was a big,

1070
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: a pretty big guy six to one and eighty pounds.

1071
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 2: So he picks me up ow puts me on his

1072
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: shoulders and starts eating. We get out the shower, break

1073
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 2: the toilet, then make our way to the balcony overlooking

1074
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 2: break the toilet. I guess they broke the toilet, girl,

1075
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 2: I've broken the toilet before. Then got the balcony overlooking

1076
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 2: the city. We're still fucking.

1077
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 3: Then I have a vision.

1078
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 2: I know it sounds great. Then I have a vision

1079
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: of me getting fucked over the balcony and dying. So

1080
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 2: we moved that side because I can't do that to

1081
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: my mama, right, can you imagine? Like, never mind, let's

1082
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: go outside. So eventually we all pass out. Wake up

1083
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: Saturday morning with the maca. This is where it gets. Okay,

1084
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 2: let's read it. Wake up Saturday morning with the mindset

1085
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: of leaving that night, even even though we packed extra

1086
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: just in case. Her dude told us about a mall

1087
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: to go to in the meantime because he had to

1088
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: go to the office for a couple of hours. So

1089
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: we left, parked the car in some parking lot, walked

1090
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: over to the mall, went shopping, walked back and the

1091
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 2: car to the car.

1092
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: And my shit was gone, Wait what was gone? Her car?

1093
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 3: Her car was going, Yes, these pictures done. Parked it

1094
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 3: in some lot. Oh my god, she goes. Okay.

1095
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 2: Come to find out, we parked in a parking lot

1096
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: that was just specifically for that store, and they told

1097
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 2: my ship. We tried calling our dudes to tell them

1098
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 2: about what happened, and I'll answer they straight igdist So

1099
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 2: literally five hours later, trying to track down my car

1100
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: walking like seven damn miles phones died and pink about

1101
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 2: two hundred dra We finally got my car headed back

1102
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 2: to the condo, but like twenty different doors trying to

1103
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: get in so we can get our shit and leave.

1104
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 3: We finally get in.

1105
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 2: There's a note on the door saying that he was

1106
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: working off site so he wouldn't have his phone, but

1107
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: he left us money for dinner and asking us to

1108
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: say one more night airal. We were so tired, hungry,

1109
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 2: and the drive home would have been like almost two hours.

1110
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: We sent fuck it and stayed another night, which turned

1111
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: into one big all night orgie. Basically, my dude came back.

1112
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 2: We all eventually passed out, wake up Sunday morning. He

1113
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 2: leaves us money again for breakfast and goes to the office.

1114
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 2: Instead of leaving, we decided to stay in the condo

1115
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 2: and just chill.

1116
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 3: While chilling, we got.

1117
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 2: Nosy and started running some shit. Lo and behold we

1118
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 2: found a hidden camera.

1119
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 3: Bitch, I hit in camera.

1120
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 2: We were being recorded. What so we sit down, watch

1121
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: the video and find out it's a video full of

1122
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: different girls.

1123
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a poor story. This is scary.

1124
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: When I tell you we were sick bitch. We were sick,

1125
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 2: so being the smart ass young bitches that we were,

1126
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: we decided to run the tape all the way back

1127
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 2: to the beginning. We recorded ourselves talking hell is shit,

1128
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 2: wearing their bike club vets about how they were fucking

1129
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 2: wat and how they should have told us that we

1130
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: were being recorded, because we would have really showed We

1131
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 2: really wouldn't. We would have really showed out for the camera,

1132
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 2: like just talk just talking reckless. After we were done

1133
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 2: our rant, we put the camera back, put the lens

1134
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: cap on, and let it finish recording until it ran out.

1135
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: So basically everything and everyone was erased. Good, oh my god,

1136
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 2: you guys as this real superhero. Right after we were

1137
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: done on a rant, we put the camera back, put

1138
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 2: the lens cap on, everything and everyone was erased.

1139
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 3: He raided the fridge.

1140
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: We raided the fridge and cabinets packed our ship headed home.

1141
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 3: We get should I do all that shit all the cereals?

1142
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 5: Give them this metal?

1143
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 3: Can them? Maybe?

1144
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: Like a week later, we get a phone call from them.

1145
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: They decided to watch the video they thought they recorded,

1146
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 2: but instead they got our message. All in all, they

1147
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:10,479
Speaker 2: were laughing like damn Okay, y'all got us right, fair,

1148
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 2: good game. They apologize, tip their hats, and long story short,

1149
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: I'm cool with the dude.

1150
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 3: Ah fucking it's cool with the dude.

1151
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 2: No until this very day.

1152
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 3: Once in a while we'll laugh about it. But shit

1153
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 3: was crazy. Love you ladies. Just know you ain't the

1154
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 3: last You weren't the last one.

1155
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like because I could see myself

1156
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: saying like tiga and being like whatever about it, But

1157
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 2: then in the bigger scheme of things.

1158
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 3: Like that's very.

1159
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 2: Right, and then late my privacy, you and your homide,

1160
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 2: what are you guys watching it together?

1161
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like what fuck? No answer me questions like as

1162
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 3: you know, like twenty two, you're probably like whatever.

1163
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's funny and I like this story,

1164
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 4: but I wouldn't the part about them still being cool.

1165
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 3: Girl, You might not. You might need to take a better,

1166
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 3: better look. But that shit, I mean, that was great.

1167
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 3: She got fed, she got fucked.

1168
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 2: Until she was didn't know she was secretly being recorded.

1169
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 2: She would have ultimately had a great time. Yeah, sneaky

1170
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 2: weirdo niggas, it would have been fine. But now I

1171
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: know this fetish were secretly recording bitches, and I'm concerned

1172
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 2: for your healthy.

1173
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: You're healthy, You're healthy. I'm concerned. I think you're healthy.

1174
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 3: Do we have any other ones? Baby hory, baby horri.

1175
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 2: Literally so the very first Sinder day I went on

1176
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 2: after separating from my ex husband with a goal of

1177
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 2: just having a one night stand.

1178
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 3: I'm not with this guy.

1179
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 2: He had a really good time. Actually went back to

1180
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 2: his place. We were making out, et cetera, et cetera.

1181
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 2: Get into his bedroom and everything is going great. I

1182
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: undo his pants and he is the smallest dick I

1183
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 2: have ever seen, like microscopping. So I make a game

1184
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 2: time decision.

1185
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 3: And blow him. You're g How do you do it?

1186
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 3: You're fucking g.

1187
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 2: It was the easiest hello ever. Never saw him again.

1188
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 2: His many attempts to make dinner for me on his

1189
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 2: boat or whatever. He got to do a lot of

1190
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: shit with that little bit.

1191
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The whole gourmet meals right, gives gourmet head.

1192
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 3: The whole time.

1193
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: My ex is at my house watching our son and

1194
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 2: calling me to see where I'm at because he wants

1195
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 2: to leave, like must do something out the house. Oh

1196
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: my god, have you ever been in like a situation

1197
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 2: where you're just like you have to like just walk

1198
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: away because it's not up to park, like in the

1199
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 2: middle of it or right before, right before, and you're like, oh,

1200
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.

1201
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 4: I've been yeah, but not not like that, you know,

1202
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 4: I heard to be honest, though, unfortunately I probably done

1203
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 4: went ahead with it more with more things that I

1204
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 4: didn't want to do than said no, because I didn't

1205
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 4: feel like strong enough or impowered enough to say I'm.

1206
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: Good, like actually I've changed my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1207
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 2: that's very true.

1208
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 3: Unfortunately. Well, the rumor is that Donald Trump actually has

1209
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 3: a microscopic. It's not a rumor, it's confirmed.

1210
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1211
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 3: Right. I met someone who confirmed it for me. She

1212
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: actually had sex with him and told me. And I said,

1213
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 3: are you just saying that because you don't like because

1214
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 3: he's so like hated and he's a fucking terrible person. No,

1215
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 3: micro micro dick. You heard it. You heard it here first, guys.

1216
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 2: Donald confirmed Donald Trump suffers from micro penis.

1217
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 3: Tell everyone make sure you tag us confirm breaking news,

1218
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: because oh my god, I should be the name of

1219
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 3: this episode.

1220
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 2: Yes, Donald Trump has confirmed.

1221
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my god, do you have any horries

1222
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 3: to share?

1223
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 2: I can forget, you know, I don't have good memory,

1224
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 2: and how much ones I've shared and much ones I haven't.

1225
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think I haven't had any. I haven't

1226
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 3: had any. Like, no, did I tell them about my

1227
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 3: wife when I don't have the family? Oh, I do

1228
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 3: have my couple one in my intu loom mhmm.

1229
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,959
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I want to tell the people she didn't

1230
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 2: really say shit about Talom when it was.

1231
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 3: Happening, Like, oh, I just like, Okay, is it a horry?

1232
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's not that it's kind of

1233
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 3: a baby horry a baby. I guess it's a medium.

1234
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 3: I saw my birthday. I went to Tu Loom and

1235
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 3: with a group of people and friends, and there were

1236
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 3: some couples there and.

1237
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 4: Basically one there was one of the So the fiance,

1238
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 4: the female female.

1239
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not gonna be hard to figure

1240
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 3: this out. And just look on my Instagram see our trip.

1241
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 3: I knew that she like, she's told me I'm her

1242
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 3: girl crush before I know she likes girls like. I

1243
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 3: knew that hooking up with her could be a possibility.

1244
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 3: And so and then I have another friend who's.

1245
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: Like a little like I think she wants to explore

1246
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 2: with girls more than she like puts on puts on, and.

1247
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 3: I feel like, I don't know, I've never been one

1248
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 3: to fuck my friends, you know what I mean, But

1249
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,959
Speaker 3: I don't know. I alcohol well do things.

1250
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 4: We didn't have sex, but anyway, we were making out

1251
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 4: and then the other the fiance and her fiance.

1252
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 3: Was making up with your friend.

1253
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 4: And then so I made up with my friend because

1254
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 4: I was like, I think she wants to like explore,

1255
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: let me maybe I can like help pull.

1256
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's attractive and like whatever. So we did it.

1257
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 3: We have sexual chemistry.

1258
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 4: And because we made out, we went up to the

1259
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 4: jacuz This part I don't remember because actually I went

1260
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 4: to let brunch recently and the fiances reminded me detailed

1261
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 4: by detail of what.

1262
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 3: Actually happened, because a bitch was fucked up. We went

1263
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 3: upstairs and I was started making out with my friend

1264
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 3: and then like me and fiance, the female.

1265
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 5: Fiance, female fiance started like.

1266
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 4: Like coming on to my my other friend, and she

1267
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 4: got I could tell she got uncomfortable and so she

1268
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 4: got out of the jacuzzi, and then so she left and.

1269
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 3: It was just me and fiance and husband fiance. So

1270
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 3: me and her started making on and he came over

1271
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 3: and I was like, I guess we're doing this. So

1272
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 3: we just went for and then we went to But so,

1273
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 3: what I didn't know is that they had had like

1274
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 3: an argument before this happened or something. The fance were

1275
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 3: like not a place before this moment happened. I had

1276
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 3: no idea. I was just in my own world.

1277
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so once we got into the room, but

1278
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 4: I could now that I know that I could feel

1279
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 4: the dynamic.

1280
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 3: I felt the dynamic. You're ignoring it because it goes tequila.

1281
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 3: You're like, let's do this. It was great. I mean,

1282
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: and you know, female fiance went downtown extensively a vayvery

1283
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 3: long time. How like the longest I've ever had.

1284
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1285
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 3: Really, I was like, Wow, I didn't know, like not

1286
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 3: know this existed. Wow, I didn't know anyone did have

1287
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 3: these times, know.

1288
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 2: Like anyone's like like, yeah, she has mouthed stamina like

1289
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 2: an hour that's the thing. Yeah.

1290
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 3: He even commented on it when we were recounting it.

1291
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 4: By the way, when he came to talk about it,

1292
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 4: it was in front of my other friend at her

1293
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 4: birthday brunch.

1294
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 3: I love them. They're just like you know they're I mean,

1295
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 3: when you can find a partner you can be comfortable

1296
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 3: with and like, you know, share that with them, like

1297
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 3: that's that is the spinkle. And they did. They put

1298
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 3: in work. They were a team. I could tell there

1299
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 3: was like some issues happening on their team, but thinking

1300
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 3: probably still, you know what, it was a really true

1301
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 3: testament to how their marriage is going to be. Like

1302
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 3: they can be able to work through anything.

1303
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 2: I'm just saying for real, even in an argument.

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01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 4: But he knew this is like she wanted this to happen.

1305
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 4: You he needed to get over whatever the fun was

1306
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 4: going on. We're doing this, baby, get it together.

1307
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 3: And I respect that, so shout out to them. Yeah,

1308
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 3: I think I made up with her. Oh, but then

1309
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 3: in the middle of the hook up, I slightly remember this.

1310
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if this is actually true. All my

1311
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 3: friends are getting mad at me. She was actually true.

1312
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: I think like my friend that like I originally started

1313
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 4: working out with, like when she got out of the chacuzzi,

1314
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 4: because I think she felt uncomfortable when we married couple

1315
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 4: start married fiance couple.

1316
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 3: Started hooking up.

1317
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 4: I remember like looking over my shoulder through the hate

1318
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 4: of the chacuzzi in my hind. I felt like I

1319
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 4: saw him there.

1320
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 3: And then you just continued She like walked away. She

1321
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 3: like couldn't believe it, how much of a hoe. I

1322
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 3: was like, you were just making out with me and

1323
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 3: now you're engaged in a full threesome. What is happening? Wait?

1324
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 2: Did the full threesome like happened by the jacuzzi?

1325
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: I started there and then we went to my room.

1326
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 3: My room was by the chacuzzi was moving over. It

1327
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 3: was like boom three, a few steps over. What was

1328
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 3: he doing for the like very long head giving? He

1329
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 3: left for a while. She like kind of she was like,

1330
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 3: look I got this, I got this. Boom good, good

1331
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 3: for him. Canny came back. It was just yeah, it was,

1332
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 3: it was, it was. It was a good fun exchange.

1333
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 3: I was beside myself. Isn't it nice when it can

1334
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 3: just be like fun friendly?

1335
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1336
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 3: And then we had yeah, like fun and then life

1337
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 3: goes on. Yeah, and we're friends and they're happily married

1338
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 3: and get married. It's not a thing you It's only

1339
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 3: a thing if you make a thing, yeah, or you sneak,

1340
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: or if you're sneaky as motherfucker, you know, we don't.

1341
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 3: We don't do Yeah, neive a part of the crew.

1342
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 3: That's my hor That's a good one. That was actually

1343
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: very I think I was.

1344
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's more of a horry based on

1345
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 2: my friend's reaction because I felt like a hoe and.

1346
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 3: She came out of the face. I was like, oh wow, yep,

1347
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 3: this is happening. Yeah, I've moved on. Yes, I have,

1348
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 3: in fact move on. You left you, then you laught

1349
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 3: and they've gotten me. I'm sorry, I'm catching.

1350
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 5: More up the phone.

1351
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: Try again, smile, call you in the morning.

1352
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 5: Are great?

1353
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Yeah, did she ever say anything to

1354
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 7: you about it? No, we never really talked about it,

1355
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 7: which I think even more she thinks she said hearing

1356
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 7: me talk about it on here, Oh my god, you

1357
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 7: probably should call it before.

1358
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 3: This comes out. By the way, did that happen or

1359
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 3: was I high? Was I being a hope?

1360
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

1361
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 3: That is confirmed. Also, well, it was your birthday. You

1362
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 3: were out of the country, so I feel like it's

1363
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 3: pretty much a green light. Oh yeah, I feel like

1364
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:36,160
Speaker 3: green fucking light. I feel like, whoa you win? Sounds

1365
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 3: like you want. It was also her birthday too, though. Oh,

1366
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 3: it's like a double birthday. It was so many birthdays

1367
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 3: happening up there. But yes, it was an ideal trip.

1368
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 3: It was a great hot trip. Do you have any

1369
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 3: that you'd like to do? I have nothing to do,

1370
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 3: we have any That's it?

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01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: Right?

1372
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 3: Are we done with our hoes? We're done? All right?

1373
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 3: Thanks for tuning in. Well, we hope that you will,

1374
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 3: you know, share your horries with us. If you have

1375
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 3: no one to share your homeness with. Where are your people?

1376
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,760
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1377
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 3: you can see, it's anonymous. If but not. If you're

1378
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 3: my friend, then you're on the list. Then you're easily

1379
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: accessible through the Instagram, and we encourage you to explore

1380
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 3: sexually safely with with consent, with consent, and then share

1381
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 3: all your business with us. Yes, but anyway, we will

1382
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 3: catch you next week.

1383
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 5: Bye. Question.

1384
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 3: You're my last fe