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Speaker 1: Concession. I can't take that earl arms. Speaker.

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Speaker 2: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of The Mass Speaker

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Speaker 2: where the confessions are not only love themed, but as

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Speaker 2: a special treat, everyone in studio is dressed head to

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Speaker 2: toe in their latex onesies.

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Speaker 3: So the first time, I'm glad that it's cold in

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Speaker 3: this room.

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Speaker 2: It's the most comfortable I've ever been on this show.

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Speaker 2: But we have a romantic man on the line who

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Speaker 2: wants to come clean about his love life. He's going

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Speaker 2: by Blake today. So, Blake, are you wearing your latex

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Speaker 2: pjs too?

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Speaker 1: Part?

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Speaker 3: You're speaking Jefferys like.

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Speaker 2: We're just gonna guess which half of you. Meanwhile, voice Changer,

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Speaker 2: it's really a good day now to you. Let's get

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Speaker 2: Voice Changers on. You are the Mass Speaker, Blake. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: So when I was, you know, young and pretty poor,

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Speaker 1: I started dating my current wife. Ah, yeah it was

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Speaker 1: it was good.

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Speaker 3: And was good, I hope, So you married her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least you know that. He's like I

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Speaker 2: needed to split rent.

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Speaker 1: Guys, come on, yeah, it was my honey. It was

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Speaker 1: really broke and on our one year anniversary, like it

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Speaker 1: was coming up, and I kept thinking, like what can

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Speaker 1: I do impressor? But I didn't have the money to

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Speaker 1: impress her, Like I wanted to impress her.

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Speaker 3: Oh and one here's a big deal too, right, it's

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Speaker 3: like we're going to do it, We're not anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta go big because it's all downhill

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Speaker 2: from that.

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Speaker 1: So what do you do? Yeah? I wanted to take

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Speaker 1: her to Night's dinner, but I knew it was going

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Speaker 1: to be like so expensive. But then I had a

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Speaker 1: Eureka moment. There was this really nice Italian restaurant near

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Speaker 1: where we lived, and they had one of those food challenges,

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Speaker 1: you know, where you have to eat a bunch of

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Speaker 1: food and amount of time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, talk about a romantic night.

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Speaker 3: Can't go to a high end place if you can't

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Speaker 3: eat five pounds.

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Speaker 1: See, they had this food challenge where if you ate

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Speaker 1: like their eight pound Titanic chicken parmesan sandwich.

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Speaker 3: Then you'd get a free meal or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you ate it under an hour, you'd get

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Speaker 1: it for free, plus a fifty dollars gift card.

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Speaker 2: Okay, knowing most Russians, it'd be like and you get

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Speaker 2: a free dessert.

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Speaker 1: I don't want dessert.

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Speaker 3: So did you do it? Did you go by yourself?

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing is is I cut it way too close.

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Speaker 1: So I had to take the challenge the day of

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Speaker 1: our anniversary.

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Speaker 3: The day like while you're while you're on the date.

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Speaker 1: No. No, I went like right when they opened for

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Speaker 1: lunch before the date, before the date. It was the

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Speaker 1: nice for play for sure, and I would.

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Speaker 3: Like your sweating like chicken, and you're blowing.

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Speaker 2: So you took the challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I took the challenge. I said, give me that

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Speaker 1: Titanic sandwich, and you do, like thirty five minutes in

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Speaker 1: my eyes felt like they were bulging with parmesan. I

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Speaker 1: felt like I had the flu.

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Speaker 3: Did you finish it? What if you didn't finish and

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Speaker 3: then you had to pay for it and you didn't

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Speaker 3: have a plan for dinner that night.

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Speaker 2: This is where you dig deep for the woman that

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Speaker 2: you love and you finish that second four pounds of meat.

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Speaker 1: I dug deep and I polished the whole thing off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did it in time.

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Speaker 3: But can you imagine going back to the restaurant the

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Speaker 3: same night and actually ordering again that.

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Speaker 1: A few hours later? So I was I was still

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Speaker 1: full and the whole meal was comped. But I spent

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Speaker 1: most of the night in and out of the.

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Speaker 2: Restroom, bodies process and everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, going to the bathroom or sometimes I just sort

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Speaker 1: of have to lay there to take a break. I

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Speaker 1: was the sickest maybe I've ever been.

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Speaker 2: That's quite an image, somebody lying on the floor of

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Speaker 2: an Italian restaurant on Valentine's.

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Speaker 3: Day and she didn't know something was up. There's no

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Speaker 3: way she didn't realize you were in the least sick right.

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Speaker 1: Well, the third time I told her that I needed

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Speaker 1: to use the restroom, she goes, hey, I know what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. It's okay. And I was like, what am

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Speaker 1: I doing? And she says, you're going to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: because you're nervous. You're trying to build up the courage

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Speaker 1: to propose to me. Whoa a minute, No, not at all.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: It was like too much pressure, too much stress, And

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Speaker 1: I threw up all over the table. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: leaving the restaurant dead white table cloths.

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Speaker 3: Oh horrific. Does she still not know why you vomited?

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Speaker 1: Well? No, because I then proposed to her in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot without a ring? You why without a ring?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Brush off of throwing up inside of the restaurant. You

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Speaker 2: got down on one knee as soon as you left

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Speaker 2: the door.

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Speaker 1: Well I was on two knees.

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Speaker 3: But yes, she said, yes, no ring with vomit breath, please.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me you kiss after she felt guilty maybe

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Speaker 1: or she felt very bad, so she she did say yes,

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Speaker 1: you know, with without a ring. So that was that

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Speaker 1: was when I knew she was the one.

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Speaker 2: And why you've never told your your wife now the

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Speaker 2: true story of what happened that day?

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Speaker 1: I haven't because she like thinks I loved her so

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Speaker 1: much and I was nervous to repose, and I would

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Speaker 1: rather have that be the story.

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Speaker 3: It's much grosser if you tell her the truth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, I still can't eat Italian food, so whatever

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Speaker 1: she suggests it, I have to get like a salad

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Speaker 1: or just something.

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Speaker 2: The salad eating challenge, though, that one should be pretty easy.

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Speaker 3: If there is a woman out there that deserves a

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Speaker 3: ring upgrade, it's your white And so.

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Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, how long have you and your wife been together?

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Speaker 1: Now? We've been together for eight years?

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow?

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Speaker 2: One year for every pound of meat that wow? Well,

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Speaker 2: that's a beautiful story. Sort of Happy Valentine's Day, everyone

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Speaker 2: text in seven eighty five nine two. If you have

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Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, will hid your identity,

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Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker

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Speaker 2: phoneap's coming up next.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,