1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Feel like every single person, not 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: every single person, but every single person has a bunch 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: of these in one of their kitchen drawers. What is it? 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: And it's just on the phone for a dirty little 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: secret right now? I remember text in four one or 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: six one. If you want to tell us a dirty 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything. We keep everybody 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: anonymous because we give you a fake anonymous nickname. I 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. And on the 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: phone right now, Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets, what's up 11 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: top of belt hot sauce packets? Hey, you know it's weird. 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: A lot of people call me that already. Shoot, I 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: use your real name on accident. I guess. You know. 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: The good thing about those are the odds packets. They 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: never go out of date, No they don't. You use 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: them forever, and they're delicious. All right. Well, Taco bellt 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: hot sauce packet, you got a dirty little secret? Okay. 18 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: So um, when I was in high school, I had 19 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: like one of those classic classic events where my parents 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: were gone for the weekend. Okay, so I just read 21 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: some books, did some schoolwork. Yeah exactly. I studied really 22 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: hard and good for you. I have what I'm going 23 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: to call a small get together? Was it really a 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: small get together though, you know, as get togethers go. Um, No, 25 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: I'm guessing your parents didn't want you to have a 26 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: get together at all. You were in high school and 27 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: they were gone and you were at home by yourself. No, okay, 28 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: actually pretty explicitly so too to not do that. But 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: I figured, you know, I'm I'm chill, my friends are chill. 30 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: I figured it would be fine, right, Um, but we 31 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: did want to drink at this party. So, um. One 32 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: of my friends knew this guy, Jason, and he was 33 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: a little bit older. And even though he was a 34 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: little bit older than us, he also looked like like 35 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: thirty five. Um, Like, I don't know what he went 36 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: through in high school. Guys in high school, you're like, man, here, 37 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: you look like you're going through a midlife crisis right now. Exactly. Well, anyway, 38 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: so he was able to get us alcohol. But because 39 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: of that, we also had to invite him to the party. 40 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: It was like, hey, get it, so you can hang 41 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,119 Speaker 1: with us, even though we don't know you super well. 42 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 1: But I forged he was my buddy's friend. I figured 43 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: it would be fine. None of us were very used 44 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: to alcohol, so when we drank large amounts of it, 45 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: we passed out. I think that's what a lot of 46 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: people do that they call blackout. Yeah, which, Frank, I mean, 47 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: that was pretty much the goal. So, uh, the main 48 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: reason this is a dirty secret is in the morning, 49 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,519 Speaker 1: we all woke up and we were after this is 50 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: after your party, yeah, this is this is after the evening, 51 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: and we thought the worst thing was just that we 52 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: were hung hungover. But also Jason was gone. Yes that's 53 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: the that's the older guy. Yeah, older car, Yes, still 54 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: a guy. My mom's car was gone. Okay, we never 55 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: saw him again again. So are you saying that he 56 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: stole your mom's car? Uh, well, my mom's car was 57 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: stolen and he was nowhere to be found, so probably yes. Wow, 58 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: oh my god. What kind of car did your mom have? 59 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: It was to say it was a two thousand and 60 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: three Subaru outback. Who oh yeah, and he's probably still 61 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: rolling that thing around booming sound system. Minute. Yeah, did 62 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: you tell your mom immediately? No? I panicked for a 63 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: solid day. It was stolen out of the garage, so 64 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: I really couldn't blame anyone else. Someone who so yeah, 65 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: I was like in an insane amount of trouble and 66 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: I was definitely able to have a party. Yeah yeah. 67 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a bunch of people were 68 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: in one of them still is your mom's car, usually 69 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: that'll put it into any other parties that you might 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: have real quick. Yeah. So, um my parents still will 71 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: tease me about it, but let me live it down. 72 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thanks for your dirty little secret. 73 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: Thank you. Guys. What's your dirty little secret?