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Speaker 1: I lied on my resume to start my career.

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Speaker 2: Did you you exaggerated?

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Speaker 1: I never exaggerated anything. Never where It's like you had

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Speaker 1: a job at Subway. I facilitated the organization of key

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Speaker 3: How much you get a job when all you've done

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Speaker 3: is pull out some lettuce and ham.

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Speaker 1: Pulling out is an art? Never this woman. Oh, also

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Speaker 1: welcome Arianna. John's out this week. So Arianna is subbing in.

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Speaker 1: This is my girlfriend. Please be nice to her and

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Speaker 1: don't tell her anything that I've said on the show.

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Speaker 3: Please comment below everything he said below. Do not What

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Speaker 3: have you been keeping from me that you don't want them?

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Speaker 2: Comment?

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Speaker 1: Every my double life by my baby Mama's my children

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Speaker 1: spread throughout the US. I'm also a sperm donor and

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Speaker 1: have over a thousand children.

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Speaker 2: How would you How would you feel if I was

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Speaker 2: an egg donor?

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Speaker 1: So I was twenty four years old and basically a

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Speaker 1: loser at least self aware? Who would you rather fuck?

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Speaker 1: A self aware loser or a not self ware loser.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing about self aware losers. They're self deprecating,

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Speaker 3: so it's actually pretty unattractive.

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Speaker 1: Well, you should have said, well, I actually, I guess

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Speaker 1: I do a self aware losern loser.

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Speaker 2: Hey stop, be nice, good stand up for yourself.

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Speaker 1: At eighteen, I got an inheritance for my grandparents and

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Speaker 1: stupidly blew it all over the course of four years

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, at least he was a rich,

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Speaker 3: self aware loser, but now he's back to being broke.

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Speaker 1: This makes him even more of a loser because not

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Speaker 1: only was he a loser with nothing, he got so

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Speaker 1: much and then lost it all, which means he's like infinite.

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Speaker 1: He's like he's like the definition of a loser. He

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Speaker 1: is someone who loses things, loses money respect. I didn't

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Speaker 1: graduate high school.

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Speaker 2: Oh pee man, I'm just really revealing himself on here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a ged I dropped out of college twice.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't hold down a job because the inheritance money

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Speaker 1: made me jaded as ever, so I had about eight

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Speaker 1: to ten jobs that were all around three to six months,

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Speaker 1: and I never put in two weeks or got fired.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't show up. So there went all the references.

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Speaker 2: Yeah loser for no sympathy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I was just like, oh, yeah, loser, if you

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Speaker 1: don't know all you were user whatever, major loser. When

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Speaker 1: I spent all my money, I slowly lost everything getting

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Speaker 1: it back. I would sell everything I had and in

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Speaker 1: your soul even your body. Ooh, going out at eleven

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Speaker 1: pm on the street corner, trying to swing this hot

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Speaker 1: piece of meat to anyone that will take bite.

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Speaker 3: Maybe there's a kink for like loser on the internet.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's basically like most of the like that's

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Speaker 2: Sex work is real work?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, but like like usually in in scenarios, they're

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Speaker 1: all like, I'm go shut mard, losure whatever. And then

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Speaker 1: and then it's like this hot lady comes in.

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Speaker 2: Somehow saves the day. It's like reverse Prince Charming.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's instead of a day.

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Speaker 2: It makes a man out of him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, teachers of the ropes by stroking his rope. I

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Speaker 1: would sell everything I had and ended up living at

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a car, my license was suspended, and

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Speaker 1: I had nothing. Life was miserable. Oh, we can't catch

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Speaker 2: Can't catch a break? What are his parents thinking? Probably

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Speaker 2: that is where did we go wrong?

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Speaker 1: I started working as a server at a local restaurant

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Speaker 1: and decided that it was here where I would start

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Speaker 1: my better life, making a stand, making a stand better

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Speaker 1: late than ever, Right, I just couldn't live like that

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Speaker 1: anymore and needed something stable, So I sought after an

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Speaker 1: IT career, which I guess is what you do when

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Speaker 1: you had the clothes on your back and a laptop.

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Speaker 2: Is that what going it?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that most IT people are losers?

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Speaker 1: We're going to make some enemies here, But what profession

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Speaker 3: You know, you probably do need to be pretty intelligent

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Speaker 3: for this, But like plumbing, stereotypically you think of the.

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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, you know what. Don't send any plumbers to

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Speaker 1: arian his house. Let it overflow, let the pipes burst.

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Speaker 2: What would you say?

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Speaker 1: Plumbers are the back crack of our carnation. Anyone who's

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Speaker 1: not pursuing their dreams? Yeah, how do you feel now? Huh? Act?

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Speaker 1: I was great at computers and technology and it was

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Speaker 2: So he was great at something?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just about finding your potential. I took

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Speaker 1: lack of experience and the incredibly large gap from high

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Speaker 1: school to now was a killer. So I need some help.

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Speaker 2: Who you're gonna call.

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Speaker 1: The lying men, the li lie liars.

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Speaker 2: The lying men, the lying men.

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Speaker 1: Lying men we're gonna call also known as lawyers.

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Speaker 4: Boh, justice is serge and lawyers are liars.

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Speaker 2: You're about to make some nim using Yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: Is anyone listening a lawyer? Can you put in the comments?

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Speaker 1: Just kidding? I wouldn't believe it if you said it anyway,

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Speaker 1: because you're a dirty liar, all right in this situation,

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Speaker 1: all right? And like, like how much? So you Ariana

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Speaker 1: admitted to lying on her resume? So employers please look,

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Speaker 1: you know, uh, do what needs to be done, But

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Speaker 1: how much would you lie in a resume? And also

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Speaker 1: before arian answers, I would love to know from all

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Speaker 1: of you guys, how much have you lied or what

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Speaker 1: have you lied about on your resume? But Ariana, do

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Speaker 2: I would I would want to.

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Speaker 3: I'm a bad liar. Let's let's get that out of

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Speaker 3: the way. My face turns red. And so if they

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Speaker 2: Had I seriously lied on my resume?

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Speaker 3: But just exaggerating maybe like the growth of certain things

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Speaker 3: that I had done.

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Speaker 1: Like what also is sick? Just kidding, she's in full health.

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Speaker 2: That was a lie, lawyered, lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Didn't even turn red. That's how you know I'm such

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Speaker 1: a good liar, A good liar. Yeah, what do you

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Speaker 1: want in a healthy, stable relationship A liar?

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Speaker 2: No, I would.

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Speaker 3: I would just exaggerate maybe some numbers of you know,

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Speaker 1: Or how much exaggerated? Yes?

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Speaker 2: How much are you exaggerate?

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Speaker 1: What are you looking at?

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Speaker 2: Madam?

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Speaker 1: But do you think I'm putting my penis size on

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Speaker 1: my resume?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and for for my only fans of Asia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've gone all these internet jobs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know what John and I do all

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Speaker 1: day in this room.

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Speaker 2: I thought that's what I was hearing for. Oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: I'll do any position.

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Speaker 2: Plumber.

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Speaker 1: This is this is plumber per job interview. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: do you just lied a little bit?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just minor exaggerations.

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Speaker 4: Okay, she's a felthy liar, breaked up with her broke up,

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Speaker 4: done done over. Just go online online. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I love you too. I found help in lying, but listen,

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Speaker 4: it was a major. Basically, when I was eighteen, I

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Speaker 4: worked at an Apple call center for six months. That

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Speaker 4: was my only technical experience. Well I needed that, but

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Speaker 4: I said I worked there from eighteen to twenty two

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Speaker 4: I just extended it by three and a half years.

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Speaker 4: I also said I moved up to tier two and

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Speaker 4: which was almost true. You either needed a business degree

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Speaker 4: set it out to boys employed.

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Speaker 2: Now let's go.

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Speaker 1: I want to help disposition within the month and worked

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Speaker 1: there for two years, then scratched off the call center.

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Speaker 1: Everything worked out in the end, and now I'm working

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Speaker 1: as as system admin, which goes to show you, kids,

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Speaker 1: if you want to succeed in life, lie your ass off.

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Speaker 2: Lying always serves.

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Speaker 1: Lying always serves. That's why Ariana and I never teld

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Speaker 1: the truth to each.

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Speaker 2: Other, and like how in love we are so do

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Speaker 1: Op is an a hole for lying on his resume? First,

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Speaker 1: everyone listening and watching, what have you lied about? Please

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Speaker 1: saucy secrets. But do you think Op is the a

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing. He stated his job for two years.

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Speaker 3: It means that he actually was ready to turn his

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Speaker 1: He stated his job for six months.

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Speaker 2: No, the next one, the new one was two years.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, this year stated the new job for two years.

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Speaker 1: Once he got it after lying.

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Speaker 2: Once he got it after lying.

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Speaker 3: He did a good job enough, and they could have

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Speaker 3: fired him if he was underperforming.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. I view it does that big

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Speaker 2: of a deal.

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Speaker 1: So Ariana condones lying.

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Speaker 2: I condone lying. Spread it.

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Speaker 1: Spread those cheeks a little bit, afure. This camera turns

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Speaker 1: off right, not now, fade to black.

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Speaker 5: The others in my group project tried to force me

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Speaker 5: to do their parts. I submitted it anyway and risked

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Daughter, I'm jo and

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Speaker 1: hey guys, thanks for having me. A question for you,

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Speaker 1: Jamie jack Man, when have you been the closest to

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Speaker 1: failing a class or when have you actually failed a class?

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Speaker 5: I actually failed calculus two times freshman year of college

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Speaker 5: and switched majors. I also almost failed my Uh do

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Speaker 5: you guys have to do like a science fair?

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Speaker 1: For sure?

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Speaker 5: I get a real bad science fair. Grid seventh was

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Speaker 5: My project was titled what happened to My Apples? I'm serious?

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Speaker 1: Why is that so fair? And I was.

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Speaker 5: Measuring what capped apples pressure after they were sliced? Was

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Speaker 1: See? I was expecting the side for project to be

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Speaker 1: like you left a bushel of apples in your home

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Speaker 1: and then you just tracked like did someone did my

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Speaker 6: Just for the name alone? Like that was some some

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Speaker 6: great titling. But about you guys, I really started failing

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Speaker 6: So I was going to UC Santa Cruz go banana slugs.

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Speaker 6: But at the end of my senior year, I was

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Speaker 5: In my university, most of the lessons don't have an

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. No classes, that's right it.

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Speaker 5: After multiple projects which I had to do the other

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Speaker 1: All make like most of your grade dependent on a

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Speaker 5: The minimum grade. It's still a big deal since on

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Speaker 6: Bill Billy Bob is taking it every semester.

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Speaker 1: Here he's rubbing shoulders with the professor. He's gonna drink.

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Speaker 1: The Professor's like, Billy, come on past this class, and

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Speaker 1: Billy is like, but I miss you so much, professor.

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Speaker 5: We had two months to finish the project, and for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's when I met my most productive So in

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Speaker 1: Wow, leadership skills, stepping up a regular Barack Obama of

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Speaker 5: I finished my part on the project rather quickly, and

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Speaker 5: Come on, there was chaos. Oh, they were panicking and

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Speaker 1: Now? I love the person who's saying why did nobody

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Speaker 5: I was enjoying reading they're angry and desperate messages. You're

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Speaker 5: So I explained to them what they should do and

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Speaker 5: They tried to convince me to help, but every time

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Speaker 5: I said I would love to help, but inserted one

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Speaker 5: The last day of the dead sorry, banger, the last

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Speaker 1: I asked them to send.

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Speaker 6: It's like a face of salami when it's finished.

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Speaker 5: It's over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what you don't tell the doctor, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Thusday, a couple of year.

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Speaker 5: Now there's a ten percent punishment for each day past

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Speaker 5: They say, gave me a couple of days with zero.

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Speaker 5: F But luckily this didn't happen, and I actually got

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Speaker 6: Billy passed the group project. Oh us, we we just

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Speaker 6: we just completed a group project.

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Speaker 1: We did and you know what, you can always get

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Speaker 2: If you break your fingers, goodbye?

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Speaker 1: Did you okay? Have a good one,