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Speaker 3: Here it is snails on meth have sharper memories.

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Speaker 1: Now that is a perfect bananas opener. Well, let's slide

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Speaker 4: World.

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Speaker 5: Would you mind sillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Baas, guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I

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Speaker 3: am Kurt Brown Owlner.

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Speaker 2: I am banana Boy number two Scotty Landis.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever.

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Speaker 1: Was Kurt's coming off an annoying pitch, but is suddenly

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm ready to I'm ready to have fun.

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Speaker 3: And you guys remember if you guys like to have

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Speaker 1: Maybe definitely talk about it. It's just I'm waiting to

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, our guests, but today, our guests today

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Speaker 3: We've also known that I've known them for I don't

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Speaker 3: They're advice podcast Adulting, which is now back after a

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, what is this the Oscars?

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Speaker 5: Do I have?

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Speaker 6: Twenty four?

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 6: Is this the Black Girl rebook called The Dolphin?

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Speaker 2: What I'd watch that movie?

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Speaker 4: I went to, Hi, guys, Hello, welcome, welcome, gents.

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Speaker 1: Good never better. Honestly, I'm having fun. I like when

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Speaker 1: it turns off comedians and actors are good at talking.

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Speaker 2: To each other, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we also get to talk to people

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Speaker 7: You could also get your job done and be an asshole,

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Speaker 3: On bottops free Life of Piet, Life of Piet with assholes.

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Speaker 3: A bunch of snails were in water that had was

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Speaker 4: What the fuck is this?

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Speaker 6: How comfortable do you have to be? You grown fucking babies?

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Speaker 1: What a perfect person to pick you up and drive

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Speaker 5: And it's like, that's not That's not how mama was.

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Speaker 5: Is not how it began.

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Speaker 5: And the rest of them. This is not gonna in

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Speaker 3: I'm very I'm very down for Barack Obama to explain

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Speaker 1: You could make a.

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Speaker 6: Harry and Megan.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Spider Man, Spider Man.

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Speaker 3: The little ones on, Yeah, this isn't one that my

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Speaker 1: I read I wrote Pikachu scenes throughout that movie to

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Speaker 1: Right, here's another one for you guys, since your all

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Speaker 1: this podcast with Kurt over the Great Choir, when you

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Dan Fink. You always send good stories. We

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Speaker 2: Wa.

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Speaker 1: So this is it started so in as this was

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Speaker 1: It's an older story so it's been documented. And Kurt,

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty three, two teenagers in the US came

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Speaker 1: who was seventeen and his mate Bruce McAllister needed to

447
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Speaker 1: come up with an idea for a science Fair project,

448
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Speaker 1: and after putting their heads together, they decided they wanted

449
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Speaker 1: to beat the world record for staying awake.

450
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Speaker 2: Okay, god, this was just a time.

451
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Speaker 1: The record was held by a DJ in Honolulu who

452
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Speaker 1: had stayed up for staggering two hundred and sixty hours.

453
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Speaker 1: For those doing the math at home, that's just under

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Speaker 1: eleven days.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: What ho my yes.

457
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Speaker 1: Got Their aim was simple. They wanted to figure out

458
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Speaker 1: what happens to our brains when we don't sleep.

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Speaker 5: Quote.

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Speaker 1: We were idiots, We were young idiots. McAllister told the BBC.

461
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: The first version of it was just to explore the

462
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Speaker 1: effect of sleeplessness on paranormal abilities. Sure, I made a

463
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: volcano out of vinegar and baking soda. These guys are

464
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Speaker 1: looking at the effects of sleeplessness on paranormal abilities. We

465
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 1: realized there was no way we could do that, so

466
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Speaker 1: we decided on the effect of sleep deprivation on cognitive abilities,

467
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Speaker 1: performance on the basketball court, whatever we could come up with.

468
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: So basically, we're going to stay up and beat this

469
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Speaker 1: DJ in Honolulu and then we're going to see how

470
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Speaker 1: it affects us and maybe, like try shooting baskets on

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Speaker 1: a basketball court. Luckily for mccolister, they did a coin

472
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Speaker 1: toss and a coin toss, and he was not the

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Speaker 1: one picked to do it. Gardener had to stay awake

474
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Speaker 1: for as long as possible. Oh man, this is awful,

475
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: and so bananas I stayed awake with him to monitor him.

476
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: But after three nights of sleeplessness myself, I woke up

477
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Speaker 1: against the wall of sleep, writing notes on the wall itself.

478
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Speaker 1: So this is the guy that doesn't do it for

479
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Speaker 1: a little.

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Speaker 2: God, were they doing drugs?

481
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Speaker 1: Like, no, you're doing drugs.

482
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Speaker 2: They're just saying, I don't even understand how you do that.

483
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Speaker 1: Realizing this was harder than it looked, the pair quickly

484
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Speaker 1: enlisted the help of another man, and soon a sleep

485
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Speaker 1: researcher named William Dement from Stanford University came on board.

486
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: So now it's getting real real Randy's parents. Randy's parents

487
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Speaker 1: were worried that this might be something that would really

488
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Speaker 1: be harmful to him. Yes, because the question was still

489
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Speaker 1: unresolved whether or not if you go without sleep long

490
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Speaker 1: enough you will die. Dement said, wait here was this?

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Speaker 2: How old are these peoples? Three?

492
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Speaker 1: And so they were seventeen years old back? Oh no,

493
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: so there are adults now.

494
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Speaker 5: So what were the.

495
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 4: Long lasting repercussions from grey sixty four hours?

496
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Speaker 1: Well, the first things were moodiness, concentration issues, and short

497
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Speaker 1: term memory loss. Then paranoia and even hallucinations began to

498
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: sit in. He was very physically fit the dement, said

499
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Speaker 1: the Stanford professor, So we could always get him going

500
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Speaker 1: by playing basketball or going bowling things like that. If

501
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: he closed his eyes, he would have been immediately asleep. Interestingly,

502
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Speaker 1: brain scans later found that Gardener's brain had been cat

503
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: mapping the entire time, where parts of it would be

504
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Speaker 1: asleep while the rest of it was awake, like ducks

505
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Speaker 1: and dolphins. So in yes, Allinois stayed awake for eleven days,

506
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Speaker 1: breaking the record at the time. Someone's broken it. Since then, why.

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Speaker 2: Stop banking this record? The person that broke it, I'll

508
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Speaker 2: jump to that just s's.

509
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Speaker 6: We're also say Michael Jackson.

510
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: It was Michael Jackson.

511
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Knew it, and I went how invented the moonwalk? He

512
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: invented the moonwalk After staying up for twelve days, soulated moonwalk.

513
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Speaker 1: So it was a man. I'll jump back to the

514
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: effects of it too, But the current record holder is

515
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Speaker 1: Robert McDonald, who stayed awake for four hundred and fifty

516
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Speaker 1: three hours and forty minutes, which, if you're doing the

517
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: math at home, eighteen days, twenty one hours and forty minutes.

518
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Speaker 1: What After that, the Guinness Book World Records stopped monitoring

519
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Speaker 1: it due to inherent dangers associated with sleep deprivation.

520
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: At eighteen days, they're like, oh, this is where we

521
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Speaker 3: think it gets dangerous.

522
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Speaker 5: At half a month, we gotta quit. Yeah, that's what

523
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Speaker 5: you was.

524
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Speaker 1: Saying eighty six. So nineteen eighty six they were like,

525
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: no more. And to their knowledge, nobody has broken it.

526
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: Sense it.

527
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 1: Please nobody listening. Don't try to do it. Do not

528
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: try to rite this. And then all the results were

529
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Speaker 1: After being taken to the naval hospital, the seventeen year

530
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: old slept for fourteen hours, impressively waking up naturally without

531
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Speaker 1: feeling too groggy.

532
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 2: I remember I woke up.

533
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: I wasn't groggy, but not any groggier than a normal person.

534
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: At first, Gardner seemed to have no major effects from

535
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: the ambitious project, but he later admitted to suffering from

536
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: decades of unbearable insomnia.

537
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 5: It was awful to be around.

538
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: Everything upset me, and it was like a continuation of

539
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,239
Speaker 1: what I had done fifty years ago. He said, it

540
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: was bag do you imagine? So, yeah, I'm sure you

541
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: guys have had some sleepless nights and things do get weird.

542
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 4: Sure, absolutely, Oh, my daddies, I've had like a weird

543
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 4: fever dream where like I was also watching.

544
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 6: The Walking Dead and I had like my fifteen pound dog.

545
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 7: At the end of my bed, and I had this

546
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 7: crazy dream after finally being able to fall asleep that

547
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 7: she was eating my foot like a zombie, and I

548
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 7: woke up and kicked her off the fucking bed. She

549
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 7: was just like she was just like licking my foot.

550
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 7: But I was like, no, that was like not sleeping,

551
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 7: like like a good night. Yeah, like a day like

552
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 7: beyond cranky, Like I thought people were trying.

553
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 5: To hurt me.

554
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 7: God, yeah, man, But I used to work overnights back

555
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 7: in the day when I would edit the news, and

556
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 7: that was that was fucking crazy that, like, I did

557
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 7: not sleep for six years. I always felt like it

558
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 7: was the same four hours of the day, which was

559
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 7: like nine to twelve for some reason, even though I

560
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 7: was like working through the night and sleeping like at

561
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 7: nine point thirty ten when I would get home only

562
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 7: Craig breakfas is food for the for that time, and

563
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 7: I felt fucking crazy, Like I felt the brain fog

564
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 7: people describe when they have COVID is kind of what

565
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 7: I felt working overnights where I'm like I couldn't tell

566
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 7: the difference between like the gas and the break if

567
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 7: I was at.

568
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 5: Tired driving yeah, yeah, Like I.

569
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 7: Really did see people walking in my peripheral. I'm just like,

570
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 7: there's no one there, like that shit is no fucking joke.

571
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 8: And it was.

572
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 7: It almost feels like inception. You're just like, what elevator

573
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 7: am I gonna get off? Is it seventh grade? Like

574
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 7: your body will take you to your mind will take

575
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 7: you to some weird, crazy fucking places. And I just

576
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 7: one day I was just like, look, I know sleep

577
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 7: makes you live longer. I've literally cut packages at three

578
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 7: am talking about how sleep makes you live longer. I

579
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 7: gotta fucking sleep, and I need to work in a

580
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 7: place with a window, Like I'm too cute not to

581
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 7: have windows like those poor editors.

582
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 5: I know windows, I think sleep deprivation may.

583
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 4: It may, like you know, there's so much that we

584
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 4: ignore in life, like my kids are all my son

585
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 4: is always talking to like people that aren't there and

586
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 4: things like that, and like anthropomorphosizing objects, and the older

587
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 4: you get, the more you ignore that. But I think

588
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 4: sleep deporation may in some way, like you open yourself up,

589
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 4: like because your brain can't have those blinkers on anymore.

590
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 4: It doesn't know those blinders on, and now you're seeing

591
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 4: things and now you're like, you know, because the normal

592
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 4: operating system is off man.

593
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the filters are down absolutely, So

594
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: why people.

595
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 6: Fall asleep at the wheel.

596
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 7: It's like your body will literally take what it needs,

597
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 7: so pull the fuck over. Walmart's up trying to make

598
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 7: your drivers drive twenty four hours.

599
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had one of those.

600
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kurt, did you have one of those where you

601
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: were like driving back from Boston or something, listening to

602
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: the same song or repeat it.

603
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

604
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 3: No, that was just like I was just like incredibly

605
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: tired and I started having a panic tech just from

606
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: just being tired, and watch the road, watch the road

607
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 3: just go like boo like double, and I was just like, oh,

608
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull over and just sleep at a hotel

609
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: when I had no money.

610
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: Oh, it was, Oh, you had to.

611
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 6: I've shared rooms with comedians on the road. I shared

612
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 6: a room with Baron Vaughan.

613
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 7: And if you guys don't know Baron, he's a hilarious comedian.

614
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 7: He also loves to be box even when he's like

615
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 7: brushing his teeth.

616
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 6: I'm like, dude, what the f this is? Be boxing?

617
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 7: Why you can't take a minute. And I also shared

618
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 7: a room with Shang Wang, who is amazing and lovely

619
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 7: and also has a special out on Netflix.

620
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: Good special, yeah as solid.

621
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 7: It's yeah, Cornucope or something. I don't know, but it's

622
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 7: fucking hilarious. And my luggage got lost and I had

623
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 7: no money and I had to go to like Walmart

624
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 7: to buy panties because I was like, what the fuck says?

625
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 7: And so he bought Domino's pizza with a coupon and

626
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 7: he like gave me the long space.

627
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

628
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 6: Oh, I will never forget that.

629
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: I watch a special. It might be called Cornucopia, but

630
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: it's it's sixty solid minutes of the.

631
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: Coolest jokes all the way through.

632
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

633
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 3: I remember staying once with my buddy Chris, who we

634
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: were at south By Southwest and I had a hotel room,

635
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: and so he crashed with us, and and Lauren, my

636
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: now wife, was in We were in the bed and

637
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: Chris was like sleeping at the foot of the bed

638
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 3: and Chris, Chris snores in a a comedically hilarious way

639
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 3: where it's just like.

640
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: It's a big deep inhale and then almost just like

641
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 2: a screaming exhale. Stop at a certain point. And Lord

642
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 2: was drunk.

643
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 3: And then in the middle of the night, I just

644
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: wake up to Lauren drunkenly going.

645
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 2: We get it, Chris, you snore, We get it.

646
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 6: No, wait, you have to do the snore for us.

647
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: What it's like.

648
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: It is a screaming exhale. There's like a screaming exhale.

649
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 3: He no longer does it. He no longer does it.

650
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: But at that time he's a cartoon.

651
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 4: Yes, this is like a feather go up and down.

652
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: But just Lord, King, we get it.

653
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: You snore?

654
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 5: All right?

655
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: To lead us out. I'll lead us out of a

656
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: break to a little commercial break.

657
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, alrighty here this is an easy, fun, fenhappy. One

658
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: dog develops unusual tail syndrome after happy day at the beach. Okay,

659
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: all right, we'll find out what that is.

660
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 2: When we come right. Remember name.

661
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 5: Shotted banana.

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Speaker 1: Folks.

663
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Speaker 3: We are back, gonna do some Scotty corner shout outs

664
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Speaker 3: before I have one shout out Scotty real quick, I

665
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 3: just want to shout out Alison Marx and her brother

666
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Speaker 3: Dave Marx. Dave Marx is a He designed snowboards at

667
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 3: Arbor and Allison reached out and said, hey, you guys

668
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Speaker 3: want to snowboard And I said, hell yeah, And they

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Speaker 3: sent us Dave's snowboard and it's beautiful and amazing.

670
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Speaker 2: And I haven't snowboard in ten years.

671
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Speaker 3: And now there's a there's a communal bananas snowboard Scottie.

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Speaker 3: All right, so anytime you want to. I don't even

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Speaker 3: know if you snowboard, do snowboard Scotti WHISKI.

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Speaker 1: I don't even do it anymore. I think I've aged

675
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: into like talk about adulting. I like, look at it now,

676
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, is the reward worth the soreness field tomorrow?

677
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 3: I'm gonna definitely take this one out next year, though,

678
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: I'm very excited. So thank you so much, guys. That

679
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 3: was a sweet, sweet gift.

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Speaker 1: Candella wants to shout out Marsin. After seven years at

681
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Speaker 1: the same company, he got a new job in a

682
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Speaker 1: more senior position with much bigger salary. So if you

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Speaker 1: see mar Sin out in public asking for some money,

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Speaker 1: I guess congratulations. But Amanda White is shouting out her

685
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Speaker 1: husband for graduating from the University of Indianapolis Nurse Practitioner Program.

686
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Speaker 1: This is his sixth degree. Doug is now an MSN

687
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Speaker 1: dash FNP. That sounds very impressed. A lot of hard work.

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Speaker 5: That's en alphabet soup.

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Speaker 6: I hope he makes money.

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Speaker 5: Nurse practitioners got honey.

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Speaker 1: If you see him out in the world, nurse Doug

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Speaker 1: White asking for money, he's got it. Jessica Sebastian is

693
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 1: shouting herself out, which we're always happy to do, because

694
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Speaker 1: she has a new podcast that's called Not Till You're Married,

695
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: where she reads her old diaries from when she was

696
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: a Jesus loving boy, crazy horse girl.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty great, honestly, So check out Jessica Sebastian's Not

699
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: Till You're Married podcast and laf along. It's horrific, embarrassing

700
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: and hilarious. And this one. Katie Prendergrass sent this in

701
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Speaker 1: and it's kind of funny because when I was putting

702
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Speaker 1: this in my dock, I was listening to y'all's show

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00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, The Live Show, and you start by Michelle,

704
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: you yelled Happy Black History Month. So I actually typed

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Speaker 1: that in while I was typing this shout out. So

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Speaker 1: this is what I typed, and then I was laughing

707
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Speaker 1: at myself. Katie Preendergrass was let go from her job

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Speaker 1: out of the Blue, Happy Black History. They tried demoting her.

709
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: They tried demoting her at first, but she walked out instead.

710
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: She's feeling a little depressed, so let's cheer up. Hey,

711
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: it's the best thing that can happen to you. Change

712
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: like that is always shocking and scary right away, but

713
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: you will find a better gig and you will be happier.

714
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: You just didn't know what.

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Speaker 1: So thank you, Katie, and thanks everybody for sending in

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Speaker 1: their shout outs. And that's all I got, Curtie b

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Speaker 1: anything else.

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Speaker 3: No, we are, of course here with the fantastic hosts

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Speaker 3: of the podcast Adult Thing that you can watch listen

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00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 3: to right now on exactly right Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos.

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00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 2: Welcome back.

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Speaker 1: It's you guys give great advice because part of your

723
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: podcast is you take questions from your listeners, and but

724
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: you do legitimately give very good advice. I was listening

725
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: to the Trayvon free episode which for the ban Animals.

726
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: If you've never listened to Adulting, go to that one.

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Speaker 2: First.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was an awesome episode. Dope, thanks came

729
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: right off his oscar when I think.

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Speaker 5: Very recent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you guys gave great advice, and so yeah,

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Speaker 1: check it out. Sending questions they might answer and it

733
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: might set you straight in this world.

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Speaker 5: Do you want another advice? You want to hack for

735
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Speaker 5: this world? Yes?

736
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: Yes, please?

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Speaker 4: This is like a I don't know if this this

738
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Speaker 4: applies to every little city, but let's say you want

739
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 4: to do like parents' day out. You're taking your kids somewhere.

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00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 4: You want to give your spouse some free time, all right,

741
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 4: or you want to just spend a good good night

742
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 4: out with your with your with your person.

743
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: Here's what you do.

744
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 4: You're coming into the city, right, the big bad city, right.

745
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 4: And then you pull up to a meter, right, you

746
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 4: pull up to a meter. You got the apps now

747
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 4: for the meter.

748
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Speaker 5: Don't do that, dumb, dumb, don't.

749
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Speaker 4: Do that, don't back the meat, don't don't do the mate,

750
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Speaker 4: don't don't do it on your phone yet, don't use

751
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 4: the app on the phone yet.

752
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 5: Here's what you do.

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00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 4: First, you go get the paper ticket, right, you do

754
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: it old school. Get two hours on that boom, put

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Speaker 4: it on your dashboard. Then when you run out of

756
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Speaker 4: two hours, then you switch to the phone.

757
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 5: You've got four hours of parking. Now you didn't have

758
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Speaker 5: to go to a lot.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Oh I like that.

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Speaker 7: There is specific, very specific for people that can afford

762
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Speaker 7: a car in the five boroughs to go into the city.

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Speaker 5: People come into the from the suburbs, from the suburbs.

764
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Speaker 6: That's a lot of people in the Tri state area. Now,

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Speaker 6: I was about trust. Look, look, I watched the Today Show.

766
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Speaker 6: I'm trying to give you the illness.

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Speaker 4: And if you're living in la Let's let's say you're

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Speaker 4: you know, uh, if you're what is it the valley

769
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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 2: The valley right over the hill.

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Speaker 5: That's a place, okay, okay, So you're.

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Speaker 4: In the valley and then you take a highway of

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Speaker 4: sorts into your fair city, the bowl and such over

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Speaker 4: the mountain and such, the one and one, the four,

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Speaker 4: the four, O five to the nine to the yeah,

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Speaker 4: ten for sure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it was close.

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Speaker 4: And then and then you're in l a proper Thank

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Speaker 4: you very much. I watched Perry Mason, so yes, great

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Speaker 4: show and so there you go.

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Speaker 5: Are you welcome.

782
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Speaker 1: Paper to app?

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Speaker 5: Geta It should just be more than four.

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Speaker 3: Another version of that is also just to pay for

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Speaker 3: four hours on the app.

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Speaker 5: You can't. You could only pay for.

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Speaker 6: Two in New York. It's just two hours.

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Speaker 2: You could pay for two and then just re up

789
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Speaker 2: it and just do another two.

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Speaker 5: You can't do that, bab you can't do that.

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00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: They won't let you on the app.

792
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Speaker 5: I'll let you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, thanks everyone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, we're hacking.

795
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Speaker 1: After moving to New York, did you learn the phrase

796
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Speaker 1: bridge and tunnel crowd and hate them instantly?

797
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: Not know who they were?

798
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Speaker 3: And I was definitely the bridge and tunnel crowd because

799
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Speaker 3: I grew up in Jersey.

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Speaker 6: I grew up in Jersey too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in Jersey.

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Speaker 7: Oh honey, I'm like the Calisi of Jersey all over.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you do talk about you talk about the Cherry

804
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Speaker 4: Hill mall.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I was torn in Booten Parsiphoni and

806
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 7: was there until about seven, and then went to.

807
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: Do you say I did. That's where my grandmother lived

808
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: in Booten.

809
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 6: Oh what's her name?

810
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 2: Brown Oler?

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Speaker 7: I love, I love grandma names and that's adorable. And

812
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 7: then it was Trenton Hamilton Square because I was like

813
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 7: a proper Jersey latchkey kid. One parent worked in the city,

814
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 7: the other one worked in Philly. And then then senior

815
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 7: year of high school, both parents worked in Philly, so

816
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 7: I worked. I lived in South Jersey and worked at

817
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 7: Cherry Home Ball, which I talk about a lot because.

818
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 6: It's like when I really started.

819
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Speaker 7: Like smoking weed and like, yeah, Jersey bitches do.

820
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 6: But I'm so happy to be out of Jersey. But

821
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Speaker 6: I don't know when this is going to air, but

822
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Speaker 6: I am performing in Jersey.

823
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Speaker 2: At Pete want to come.

824
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Speaker 7: But like, yeah, it's I feel like there are a

825
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Speaker 7: handful of states that have like nationalities, you know what

826
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 7: I mean.

827
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Speaker 6: Jersey's one of them, Texas is one of them, Yeah

828
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 6: for sure, Florida.

829
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Speaker 7: That one of them.

830
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Speaker 2: America skin tag there.

831
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Speaker 4: It is, I think Washington, like like Oregon for sure. Yeah,

832
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 4: those are that's a that's a whole nother country.

833
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yea. It is when you up there. It's like, oh,

834
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Speaker 2: this is different. This is different from anywhere else I've

835
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 2: ever been.

836
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Speaker 6: For sure.

837
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 5: God, Maine is like that freaking maniacs.

838
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: We've do tons of main stories on our Instagram recently,

839
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Speaker 1: and to the point where I've had to stop posting

840
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: main stories because they're really good. They're not like Florida

841
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: man stories. They're not like, you know, meth Head stabs

842
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: other meth Head with pitchfork and road rage incident in

843
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: the sky and you're like, yes, that is that's Panama

844
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: City if I've ever heard it. Main stories are like

845
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: these small town weird things where you go, Yeah, there's

846
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Speaker 1: just not a lot of people there and there are

847
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: a lot of trees.

848
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

849
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Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, I love Maine. I can't wait to do

850
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Speaker 1: a show in main Kurt, we got to get that

851
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: set up.

852
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 2: Sounds good.

853
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: I'm down. You know, has such good food. Portland Maine

854
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 3: is amazing.

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Speaker 4: Yes every summer, I I you know, I will say

856
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 4: that I like New Jersey a lot.

857
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Speaker 2: I was just there.

858
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 4: I just I was just at Lambertville in Lambertville, right

859
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 4: right at Lambertville, New Hope.

860
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: I understand that area hour and a half away.

861
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Speaker 4: Bucks County people known New Yorkers doesn't even know there's

862
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 4: another hack.

863
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 5: Now go out of the city and.

864
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 6: You're not You've just iron your Kaki.

865
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Speaker 4: I iron my jeans and you know that I'm that

866
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 4: dead that iron. My dad used to get his jeans

867
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 4: like every week of the drag cleaning done the drive.

868
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 4: It would just it just boiled my blood that he

869
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Speaker 4: did that.

870
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 2: And they would be pressed. They would be pressed and

871
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Speaker 2: have a crease because.

872
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 5: He was like and now I'm the weekend guy.

873
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, my dad that you know what? My mom, this

874
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 6: is like the most frustrating thing with my mom right now.

875
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 7: And that and it's been a long list.

876
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 6: She still pays for her internet. She gets a see

877
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 6: like aol CD.

878
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh okay.

879
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 8: And she's like, but it's a good deal. And I'm like, mom,

880
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 8: it's free. And she's like, oh, it's it's really overwhelming.

881
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 8: And I'm like what, Yeah, that's really frustrating. And she

882
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 8: doesn't listened to me. And I turned into like a

883
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 8: twelve year old again.

884
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: At the mall, I live how you want to live.

885
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: Michelle's mom put that CD rom in that tower. There's

886
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: no that was still a thing in twenty twenty three,

887
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: so many questions and.

888
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 5: Or follow ups.

889
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 4: First of all, aol is still making CDs. How does

890
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 4: your mom have a CD rom drive?

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Speaker 6: What she's got the computer? She's got a fax machine.

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Speaker 2: That's cool. I want a fax machine.

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00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, for a Christmas card? I send her a

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Speaker 6: three I you mean like where?

895
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Speaker 2: Wait you faxed it to her? You faxed her three raven.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

897
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Speaker 5: That which brings us back to owls. Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Then they don't have assholes, and there's no assholes in

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Speaker 4: this pod. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: What we're talking about, Kurt, Well, I'll tell you what

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00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 3: we what we got right before the break here it

902
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: is dog develops unusual tail syndrome after a happy day

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Speaker 3: at the beach.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Someone sent this in and they sent it in a

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Speaker 3: long time ago, and since my computer has erased their name,

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Speaker 3: and I apologize that this is. This is in the

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Speaker 3: Know parent in the Know dot com.

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Speaker 1: In the know.

910
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 3: I go there every day.

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Speaker 2: This is this article is by in the Know.

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Speaker 3: So in the self created this article this website. The

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Speaker 3: Twitter users shared the hilarious unexpected syndrome her dog developed

914
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Speaker 3: after an exciting date the beach. Not much like the

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Speaker 3: dog dead and bla ba some other shit. Emily Gaudette

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Speaker 3: is a Twitter user, writer and content creator who makes

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Speaker 3: social content for prime video content.

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Speaker 2: Here's what she said. Here's what she said.

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Speaker 3: We rushed our dog to the emergency twenty four hour

920
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 3: vet after a day at the beach because she was

921
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 3: acting skittish about her tail.

922
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Speaker 2: Was it broken?

923
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 3: One two am X ray later, and the vet says

924
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Speaker 3: she has happy tail syndrome, meaning she wagged it so

925
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Speaker 3: hard on her beach day that it was sore. Emily

926
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Speaker 3: shared the story in response to another tweet request, people

927
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Speaker 3: tell me about your most ridiculously funny emergency vet bill.

928
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Speaker 3: Emily responded, recalling the time she brought her dog. They're

929
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Speaker 3: just gonna say that the same things they're just saying

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Speaker 3: the tweet.

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Speaker 2: Um, yeah, so happy tail.

932
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Speaker 3: They handed us our dog doped up for anxiety about

933
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Speaker 3: the X ray and a pamphlet that said something like.

934
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Speaker 2: Too much fun over a photo of a dog with

935
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Speaker 2: a tail and a cast.

936
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Speaker 3: Emily's story at Twitter user cracking up wholesome content sounds

937
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Speaker 3: so sweet and expensive. I don't I thought it told

938
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Speaker 3: me how much money it costs to find out that

939
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Speaker 3: the dog just had a fucking great sore tale like.

940
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Speaker 6: Ski, such a wholesome story.

941
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Speaker 7: It's so hard not to be like sex sent me

942
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Speaker 7: to the er, you know what I mean, Like you

943
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 7: had such a good time, Like your dick broke, you

944
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Speaker 7: know what I mean? Like, is it the same thing?

945
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Speaker 2: I think it is the same thing. It's one hundred percent.

946
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Speaker 2: It's the dog version.

947
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Speaker 3: The dog fucked that beach and it's sore, now, do

948
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Yeah, the best time.

949
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Speaker 4: It's like what happened to Dennis Robin that time he

950
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Speaker 4: broke his own pin or twice?

951
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Speaker 2: Didn't twice?

952
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, twice on one time in Vegas. I think he

953
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Speaker 4: just he rocked his block. But there's good news because

954
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 4: there's a guy named mc colloch.

955
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 5: I love it.

956
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 4: I love this guy's bones and hands. He's in he's

957
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 4: in Cologne, Germany, and he's like he's like a doggy chiropractor.

958
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 4: His videos are amazing, you guys, you ever seen He's

959
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 4: just like cracks and necks of German shepherds.

960
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Speaker 1: It's real, the most German thing I've ever heard in

961
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Speaker 1: my entire life. Joy for me is cracking necks of

962
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Speaker 1: German shepherds.

963
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Speaker 5: But to see the.

964
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Speaker 4: Relief on the dogs faces they're just like they're just

965
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Speaker 4: so happy when he pops their tails. They've been going

966
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Speaker 4: around in their tails.

967
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Speaker 5: They just pop those tails.

968
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Speaker 3: I want it.

969
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Speaker 6: I want my tail pops. This is just I'm a

970
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Speaker 6: real get up and go kind of person, but like I.

971
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Speaker 5: Can't do it all for myself.

972
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Speaker 6: I want my tail pops.

973
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's you know, like self care is not selfish.

974
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 5: I want my tail pops.

975
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 4: Absolutely, from from the dotch in to the to the

976
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 4: Yorkie to the mastiff, like he does it all and

977
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Speaker 4: it's really it's really great. I don't know, there's something

978
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 4: and something about it just really it's it always ends.

979
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Speaker 5: There's always a happy ending.

980
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 3: Right, hands and bones jerks the dog off, That's.

981
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 2: How it all ends. Yes, right outside the cold.

982
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Speaker 5: That's that's his only fans. Okay, that's the only.

983
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 4: But it's I That's.

984
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: Why it's called hands and Bones.

985
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: Scottie, gimme and one more home to send us home,

986
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Speaker 3: and won't sent one.

987
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 2: Sorry, No, it's fine.

988
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: Once I was in Philly working on a music video,

989
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: and the woman's house that we were staying in had

990
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Speaker 1: she had a bulldog and older bulldog, and you know,

991
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: they're kind of loud and snory and everything, and so

992
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: everybody I was sleeping on a sofa, sleeping on a sofa,

993
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: and uh. The dog was named Dozer, and Dozer jumped

994
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: up onto it and then laid on my legs, face

995
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: towards my crotch and snort into my penis, like for hours. Yeah,

996
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: And so I was like, this can't happen. So I

997
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: get this heavy unit of a dog down to the

998
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Speaker 1: ground and then it starts like whining and it's like upset,

999
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: and everybody's like sleeping around the living room stuff, and

1000
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Speaker 1: they're like, what's going on with this dog? It has

1001
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Speaker 1: to pee or whatever. The dog was a woman named

1002
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Speaker 1: Span and she's like Spent.

1003
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: A woman a woman named Spent. Here we go, and he.

1004
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, he does that. He likes to sleep on

1005
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: people's legs. Just let him sleep on your legs. I

1006
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, And so Dozer climbs back up

1007
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: and snores into my crotch. For the rest of the night.

1008
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: Everybody else slept beautifully. I laid wide awake. I laid

1009
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Speaker 1: wide awake.

1010
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Speaker 5: And how were your How were your cognitive skills after that?

1011
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: Not good?

1012
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I feel like you're one of those snails

1013
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 7: that was forced him to. No one should force you

1014
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 7: into any of that just because now you're just there

1015
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 7: because you know the dog is comfortable that way. No, no, girl,

1016
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 7: it's space too.

1017
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: I crossed the street when I see a bulldog coming

1018
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: to this day.

1019
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 2: Melissa Z, I don't even know.

1020
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Speaker 6: I don't even know. I just don't even know anymore.

1021
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 7: That truly, And I don't want to be like, this

1022
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 7: is bananas, but you can't fucking help it.

1023
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay. I love that this is bananas. On

1024
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 3: the podcast, when we had Aaron Brockovich on, she said

1025
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 3: it someone counted two hundred times in sixty minutes.

1026
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 7: It was do you want to see you room to

1027
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 7: sweep up the name that Kurdie.

1028
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Speaker 5: Beach mister class action herself.

1029
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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, is that top titty meat is serving

1030
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 6: just as the baby.

1031
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 5: Roberts plat.

1032
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. But when we had Stevie Wonder.

1033
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: On a dope, that's pretty great. That was pretty great.

1034
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: I think she was like our fifth guest too. She

1035
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: came on you and she was like, I'll do it.

1036
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: She called in on her phone. It's our shortest episode ever,

1037
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: and yeah, she said, Banana's over. Like one hundred times

1038
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: in series. Yes great Instagram follow that Aaron Brockovish God

1039
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 1: bless her. Melissa Ze sent this in Thank you, Melissa Z.

1040
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: I know you've sent in stories before. We appreciate it.

1041
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: This was in the South China Morning Post, Kurt's favorite newspaper,

1042
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: wake Up Morning, Lee Lias Sue best in the biz. Uh,

1043
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: here's a great this is just a great headline. She

1044
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: ran off with thirty pigs man trends in China after

1045
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: revealing his living girlfriend of four years disappeared with livestock

1046
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: while he was in the hospital.

1047
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 2: Oh all thirty was did he have sixty? Was it

1048
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 2: just half? Or was it all his pigs?

1049
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: It was all his pigs. No better than all his pigs.

1050
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: Hashtag slug life a new story about a woman in

1051
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: China who made off with her boyfriend's heard of thirty

1052
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: pigs was in a hospital after breaking his legs.

1053
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 4: I have to say, he really she really, really really

1054
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 4: went whole.

1055
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 2: Hog, whole hog. Hi, Miell.

1056
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: Michelle is hanging herself. Shelle is taking a sheet and

1057
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: around her neck.

1058
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 4: I didn't change it because I was like, oh no,

1059
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 4: the lady was like he went she okay, it's fine, fantastic.

1060
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 5: Wait did he ever give it in China back? Never

1061
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 5: got him back?

1062
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: Great question. The man named surnamed Lou from the Shichuan

1063
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: Province in southwestern China had an emotional breakdown after discovering

1064
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: his living girl friend of four years had vanished with

1065
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: all his pigs very in a video with the News Uh.

1066
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: In the news report, Lou is shown with a blank expression,

1067
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: then signed heavily and shaking his head as he relays

1068
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: the details of the betrayal by his girlfriend. Surnamed I'm

1069
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: gonna guess it's geong okay to think of it.

1070
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 6: Oh, we got receipts.

1071
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, this is this is the

1072
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 4: Sheshwan province. Yes, okay, See I would expect this kind

1073
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 4: of thing in the Fukan province, but in the province.

1074
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 5: Now you're talking beats.

1075
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 2: Oh oh wow, Wow Wow.

1076
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: You could send any emails to the Bananas podcast subject

1077
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Speaker 1: Jordan Carlos.

1078
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 2: Wow, are exactly right, cousin Wow if you make.

1079
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 6: A fortune cookie joke, I'm just.

1080
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 4: I am not. I was at a layered, intricate understanding

1081
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 4: of China.

1082
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 5: And it's friend systems, okay, saying.

1083
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 4: That it's I would expect that and not with the

1084
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,720
Speaker 4: shesh one.

1085
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 5: Cut the fuck out here, Okay, can I.

1086
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 6: Can I actually say something?

1087
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 3: Really?

1088
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 7: That guy might not have known, but I'm sure. I'm

1089
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 7: sure his family or friends knew that that bitch was

1090
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 7: up to something and not to warn him because you don't.

1091
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 7: You don't have someone like that in your corner. You

1092
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 7: know that's your partner, and people could see shit that

1093
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 7: you can't. So sometimes when you are friends or your

1094
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 7: family are trying to tell you something about the person

1095
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 7: you're with, listen to them because you know, nine times

1096
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 7: out of ten four five then disapproved like that shit

1097
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 7: checks the fuck out.

1098
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 6: So I feel like, is this motherfucker surprised because she's

1099
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 6: all the pigs.

1100
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Speaker 7: She didn't just leave with two pigs, like all right,

1101
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 7: but she took all the pigs.

1102
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 6: I think I think his mama knew.

1103
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 7: Like a lot of people knew, that bitch will leave

1104
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 7: you when you're down and take all your and take.

1105
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 6: All your stuff.

1106
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 3: And also it's a like have good relationships with your neighbors,

1107
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 3: So say your neighbors, if you see thirty pigs leaving

1108
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 3: my proper without me, just let me know that thirty

1109
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 3: because it's a parade. It takes a while to get

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Speaker 3: them down the street.

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Speaker 1: The wrangling alone has the times is like.

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Speaker 6: A box of puppies. Can't even imagine thirty pigs.

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Speaker 2: Thirty pigs?

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Speaker 6: Big back up, bitch, this was a whole coup.

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Speaker 4: But let's let's look at it from this point of view. Okay,

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Speaker 4: did she actually take them or did they come with her?

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Speaker 5: You know, she leaving.

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Speaker 2: They liked well her, great question.

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Speaker 1: In July last year, the couple attained a bank loan

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Speaker 1: for eighty thousand one yan.

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Speaker 2: How do we say this? It's eleven thousand, six hundred.

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00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 1: It's eighty thousand, which is eleven thousand, six hundred American

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Speaker 1: US dollars uh to start a pig breeding business, and

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Speaker 1: they worked on it together. This all changed when Lou

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Speaker 1: broke his legs and had to stay in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: He said his partner did not visit him, and he

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Speaker 1: believes this was because she was busy running the farm.

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Speaker 1: But then he was suddenly unable to reach her and

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00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: knew something was wrong. She runs off with thirty pigs,

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Speaker 1: he said, Okay, wait.

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00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 6: A minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I just

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00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 6: got a feeling I just got the spirit just hit me.

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Speaker 5: What the fuck?

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00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 6: What the fuck was he not doing? Now, maybe he

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00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 6: was not the partner that she needed.

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Speaker 7: She said, I need a I need a good man

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Speaker 7: and a smart man and a solid man and run

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Speaker 7: this fucking business. I can't be doing it all myself,

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Speaker 7: because I know for a lot of my friends that

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Speaker 7: have kids, they're just like, wow, my husband or my wife,

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Speaker 7: They're like a false sense of security. It's like I'm

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00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 7: still doing all the work and you're just here, motherfucker.

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Speaker 6: How you break both your legs? How?

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00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 7: How the fuck you break both your legs? Are you

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00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 7: out doing some shitting not supposed to when you got

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Speaker 7: a pig farm business? Yeah, and he's probably not cleaning

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Speaker 7: up up anything in the kitchen or making the fucking bed.

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00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 7: See you gotta put the toilet seat down and clean

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Speaker 7: up the little dropless on the floor.

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Speaker 6: Now it's getting personal.

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Speaker 1: But the point is, maybe she broke his legs. You

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Speaker 1: know what you're describing, She got all.

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Speaker 6: Kathy Bates and misery.

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Speaker 5: We don't know, Paul pa my reporting.

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Speaker 6: I got very excited.

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Speaker 1: Well anyways, character.

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Speaker 5: So she hobbled him and then took the bigs, saying,

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Speaker 5: I love or the pigs.

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Speaker 3: It's also a pig breeding company that they're trying to run,

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Speaker 3: so there might have been some sort of pig fornication accident.

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Speaker 2: They cast him do it's broken and nobody's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Nobody talking.

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Speaker 5: Nobody said that.

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00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 4: But I will say this, No, I'm not here to

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00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 4: no vidyck you pick it happen with this man and

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Speaker 4: the pigs.

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Speaker 5: But but I will say, Kurt is gone. Kurt, you

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00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 5: may fight an interesting that pigs actually do have half

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Speaker 5: hour organic do you know?

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Speaker 4: So maybe I'm just saying you're perfect for this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Guys, thank you so much. Misette, Michelle Buteau, and Jordan Carlos.

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00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 3: Please go listen to their podcast Adulting.

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Speaker 7: Just come with therapy afterwards, Kurt, because I need I

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00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 7: need therapy after this podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm What you can do is you can get all

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Speaker 3: your plugs in right now if you'd like.

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Speaker 2: That's like one way to.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely let's plug plug plug.

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Speaker 4: You can listen to Adulting anytime anywhere you get podcasts.

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Speaker 6: It's fucking bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas, bananas peeled love It Bananas is an exactly media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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