WEBVTT - Generation Gap 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.880 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.600 With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared Haven, an 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:10.400 iHeartRadio podcast. Hello everyone, Welcome to an all new episode 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:14.400 of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? I am joined 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:17.280 by Dean Bell and Jared Haven. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:20.680 Is that legal? Is that legal now? Dean Bell? 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:22.560 No, Kalen Bell No. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.480 Once we figure out this house situation, then we'll change 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:26.840 our names. And then we have to make sure that 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.160 we're not traveling for a bit because we have to 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.560 change our passports and all that. So trebling. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.040 That's why I haven't changed my address on all my 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.519 billing for credit cards or banking information. It's still my parents' 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:42.600 house because if I change it, I have so much 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.559 direct the positive that comes out of there, for between 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:50.120 Audrey's and my business personal business. It's like I'm not 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.040 going to go through each and everything and then have 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.120 to change all of my billing address. So just you know, 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.760 I still get mail at my parents' house. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.520 That seems like the most five years old. But what 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.279 are you going to do when you moved to Virginia? 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:03.800 Who the hell knows? They'll probably still get mail. Then 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.520 my dad will mail it to me like a third party. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.640 I always wonder how much mail I'm still getting at 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.880 like my old house, like from that I lived in 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:12.560 like ten years ago. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:19.080 You know, do you ever have anxiety that you're getting 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.240 mail about how if you don't respond it's the irs 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:23.240 that you're gonna get arrested? 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:23.760 You know? I do? 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.320 Sometimes there's probably a Warren out for your arrest right now. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.280 I do sometimes get anxiety for that. But I'm like, 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.680 if it's really that important, they wouldn't be sending me mail. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:34.360 Mail the place. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.240 So if there's a worn out for your arrest, they 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.920 don't notify you, right like it's just a known thing 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.080 amongst cops because you had a Warren out once and 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:42.640 you didn't know. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.000 I think I did know. Oh, I think I did know, 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:49.960 But I don't. I think I had a feeling. It's 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.720 not like I knew. It's not like I was informed. Hey, 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:53.920 you have a Warren towse. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.880 You should be notified, right Yeah, unless that's like a 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.760 flight risk thing. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:00.000 Yeah that's good. That's a good point. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.360 But no, I don't, Jared, to answer your question, I 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:06.040 don't really get anxiety about that. I maybe to have before, 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:09.040 and it's actually kind of funny because the girl that 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.560 lives in the first house I lived in LA was 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:14.360 I think a guest on this podcast at one point 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.799 because she went on a reality show and she was 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.920 getting some big mail for me and she thought it 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.400 was like an IRS thing, and I was like, no, 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.760 this is this is pointless. Mail is so stupid. Mail 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:28.119 has no purpose mail. The only thing mail is good 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:32.760 for is wait, I'm sorry, there's nothing that mail is 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:36.200 good for. The only thing that mail is good for 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:37.720 I just got a new credit card and that came 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.560 in the mail yesterday. That's the only thing I could 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.519 think of that mail has served a purpose for. Like everything, 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.919 everything should be electronic, everything should be on email. 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:48.680 How do you get paid for this podcast? Bro? 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.720 Mail could be direct deposit. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.359 It should be direct deposit. We're living in the past. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.840 It's so it's and I'll go take this to the 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:01.880 grave because, like you said, Jared, if something incredibly important 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.440 is being sent to my house that I lived in 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.519 ten years ago, I would never know. And there were 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.400 times in my life where I was like, I wonder 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.959 if this is gonna sound so stupid. I wonder if 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.440 this envelope has like a transmitter and if I if 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.440 I open this letter, then this organization will know that 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.720 I open the letter, and then I'm more liable to 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.119 follow through the orders on it. Because there were times 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.680 where I was like, oh, like you know, whether it's 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.120 like a court order or whatever it is. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.240 That would be like the nineteen eighties version of having 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:31.919 read on your text messages. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.760 Yeah, exactly, Like, well I wonder I always wonder what 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.200 they would be. But no, I don't have stress about 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:38.960 that anymore. Because that's my argument. If I go to 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.720 court and they're like, we've been trying to reach you 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.880 for three years, four years, what's up, bro, I'd be like, Yeah, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.840 you've been trying to reach me via mail. What do 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.760 you expect me to do? Get my mail and open it? No, 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:51.360 thank you. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:55.040 It's so funny when you and Jerry go on these tangents. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.720 You sound like grumpy old men. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.960 Sometimes are either children or grumpy old men. I don't 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:02.520 really tell a. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.000 Difference how the grumpy old man complain about mail. If anything, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.320 I'd be complaining about email. True, do you want me to 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:08.280 click on something? 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.000 Why don't you just mail it. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:11.840 Over? 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:12.640 Fact? 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.880 You know what it's going to turn into email? Because 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.039 as the older generation dies off. It's not used to 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.480 email and used to mail. Now we're getting older, we're 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.640 used to email, and it's going to be something else. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.240 It's going to be like dms on Instagram, just DMB. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.960 I think we were very hard on gen Zers for 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.039 the longest time. I think gen Zers are going to 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:34.560 change the world. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.760 Is that the one below us? Yeah. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.960 I just think they're so aware of the world and 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.040 they want change to happen, and they're so I don't know. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.080 I think everyone was so hard on them. They're like 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.440 these stupid kids. They grew up with iPads. But I 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.039 think they're going to be the ones that change the world. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.839 Yeah. How much screen time do you give Dawson? Uh, 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:56.960 you know, there's a few. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.880 We try to limit it, but he definitely watches like 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:00.800 a couple Powers of TV. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.279 Yeah in there, Miss Rachel. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.080 I mean, what are we going to do. There's nothing 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.440 we can do. Yeah, it's just there. We grew up 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.880 on TV. He's gonna have TV a part of his life. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.440 He's gonna have phones a part of his life. We 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.839 try to reduce it. We try to interact while watching. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.920 I mean there's things that we supplement, but it's like 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.320 it's simple, what are we. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:17.880 Supposed to do? 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.760 Here's the difference, and that it doesn't exist. The biggest difference, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.240 and it probably isn't even that big of a difference. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.120 But when we were kids, we would have to like 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.120 once a week at seven pm, we would have to 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.880 sit in front of the TV at six fifty seven, 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:30.840 and you get excited for your TV show to come on. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.479 But now kids can just go on their iPad and 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.600 be like, I want this episode on right now, Boom 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:35.960 it's on. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.640 And you know, I wonder what that's going to. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.039 Do to them, not having to wait for their show. Yeah, 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.960 it's gonna having to sit through the commercials because if 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.240 you if you leave during the commercial you might come back. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.440 You're gonna give them so much entitlement because they're gonna 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.800 be like everything that I want, I get right then. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:52.680 Yeah, but too much. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:56.040 What I'm saying is people are so critical of gen 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.960 z ors for that reason, and I think they're not 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.560 as bad as people think they're going to be. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:05.720 I was looking up dating for gen Zers because jen 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:07.400 Alf is too young as of right now, and I 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.440 was trying to see if there's any gen z like, 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.039 if there's anything in the dating world of gen Z 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.520 that is repetitive or we can kind of talk about. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.800 But the problem is the biggest thing. It's said that 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.000 gen Z is getting rid of dating apps. They're not 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.239 going on dating apps as much anymore, and they're trying 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.479 to They said that they'd rather There is a poll 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.520 that said they'd rather clean a toilet than go back 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:30.840 on a dating app because it's. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:31.320 Too much work. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.200 It's like a hard time job. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.440 I know, so dramatic, but my point being is that 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.640 it's hard to take anything from that because gen Z 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:40.800 is still so young. What is gen Z like in 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.760 the late twenties at best? Of course, you don't have 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.280 to be on a dating app because it's not like 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:46.960 you're thirty five and being like, Okay, I really want 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:48.760 to meet someone. So's I'm on the. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.080 Twenty eight so I think. 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.560 They are eleven, so they'd be twenty six. It's the oldest. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.360 The oldest gen Z is twenty six. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.159 Yeah. But also they're like they're so cool. I don't 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.000 want to put that in quotations, because they actually are cool. 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.640 They're very cool, and they just don't care about anything 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:09.400 and anything that is was like cool for us. They 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.920 are anti so if we love dating apps, they're gonna 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:14.800 hate them. They're like the antithesis of us. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.000 Well, it's like you ever see the movie twenty one 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:22.280 Jump Street Yeah, with uh Channing Yeah and Jonah Hill 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.760 hilarious movie, And then did you ever see twenty two 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.520 Jump Street, Yeah, which is even Wait no, I think 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:29.440 twenty one Jump Street is the movie where they go 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.240 back to school, right, and then it's flip. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.800 Flops, like two is de Franco, right, yeah? 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.600 Right, so twenty two right, they go back and then 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.720 it flip flops like Jonah is the cool kid because 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.960 he exactly exactly establishment. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.920 Right, right, So that's no, he's not anti establishment, he's 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.160 not cool, which makes him cool. 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.640 Well yeah, but exactly. But then he like rents in 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:49.000 the track me and they're like, oh, I love how 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:50.000 you messed up that track me. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:51.280 You know, I don't remember that. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.000 Like they made a point. 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:56.320 It's really good that in the nineties when they were 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.000 growing up, it was the high school jo was the 0:07:59.000 --> 0:07:59.480 cool kid. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:07:59.720 Right. 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.640 There's even a scene in that movie that I remember 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.240 when they first go back to school. Channing Tatum has 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.040 his backpack on, he has one strap on his shoulder, 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:11.000 and Jonah has both strap over his shoulders, and Channing's like, 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.400 bro get rid of the one strap. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:13.720 No, no, no, no, it's not cool. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.640 You can't do that anymore. And he's like, but everybody 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:16.360 else has two straps. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.320 It doesn't matter. No, no, it's not cool. It's not cool. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.560 And then the coolest kid played by Dave Franco comes 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.760 up to Jonah and he's also wearing the two straps 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.160 because they so that in the nineties the cool kids 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.160 wore one strap, but now the cool kids are the 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.320 smartpet ones who wear both straps. They just are also 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.920 drug dealers in that movie, right. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:32.720 It's a dream boat. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.199 And then he pulls up in his muscle car and 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.040 he's like, how many miles pre on you getting that thing? 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.600 Like five? And he's like, try four. What about you? 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.640 He goes, oh, this runs off of the recycled grease 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.400 from the Chinese restaurant down the street. It's like, okay, 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.959 a man, all right, let's talk about Bachelor. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.400 Great movie, let's talk about Bachelor. We are all Jared, 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:52.800 are you flying out today or tomorrow? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:55.199 Flying out tonight? 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.360 No? Well it's not right eye because seven thirty LA 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.600 is three hours for yer. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:03.680 So we land at eleven. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:04.600 That's great. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.880 We did that because we're hoping Dawson sleeps. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:08.000 On the flight. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.040 You're bringing Dawson hours. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.320 Oh yeah, we're bringing Dawson. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.160 Oh great, and he's coming to the mansion. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:15.960 The mansion, I believe. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.480 So, so you guys are going to meet Dawson. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.400 Well, I've met him at iHeart Studios. Remember we were 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.920 recording the podcast and actually brought him up. Yeah, we both, 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:29.640 we all were there. The relaunch of the podcast. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.360 Was that like a year and a half ago. 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.480 February I joined, so almost a year. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.319 I'm excited for him to call me Unky. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:38.760 I can't wait to see him. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.560 He's gonna look at me and he goes, go uncle Deany, 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.240 Uncle Dean. Well we'll practice on the plane. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:45.360 Yeah. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.080 I mean he's he's awesome right now. Yeah, he's in. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:49.160 He's just the best. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.280 He's he's prime Dawson. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.480 And you've flown with him quite a bit to Virginia. Yeah. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.800 We usually do like hour flights. It's the cross country 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.000 ones that just suck because an hour you can get 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.360 through because even if it's bad, it's only bad for 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.160 like twenty minutes. So you just got to like figure 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.000 it out. Six hours that's why we went late, because 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.360 it's like, please sleep, because he just gets restless. It's 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.280 like moving left and right and he's kicking the seat 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.240 and he just wants to get up and he's like 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.600 flaring his body and then he gets tired of the 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.840 phone because he just wants he wants to run around. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.319 I have a question for you. Have you seen those 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:23.760 tiktoks where like a girl or a guy someone a 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.120 baby's crying and someone will pick up the baby next 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.720 to them on the plane and like walk them around. 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.520 What if a stranger took Dawson? How would you feel? 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.320 No, strangers aren't picking up children and walking them around the airplane. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:34.840 Yeah, I've seen this happen all over TikTok. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:35.760 I would be so mad. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:40.040 Well, if the baby's screaming, the mom is stressed, is stressed. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.480 I would like if I was on an airplane. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.240 And you looked over at me and you're like, can 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:43.720 I help you? 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.520 Oh yeah, yeah yeah, if they asked, of. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.240 Course, they're not just gonna snatch the baby. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:48.640 Well you didn't. You didn't clarify. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.040 I thought that was implied because I would do that. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.679 I would walk a baby around on an airplane if 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.480 the mother snatching the baby. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.040 No, no, no, just being like, hey, can I help 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.559 you out, and like walking the baby up and down 0:10:58.559 --> 0:10:59.960 the aisles. Would you be cool with that? 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.920 Yeah, I mean they're not going I would be staring 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.000 at them, but also at the same time, I'd be 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.800 able to sit down and breathe for a second, So 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:10.600 that's really nice. 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.520 I don't think I wouldn't even if I was a parent. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.440 I don't think I would because baby his head off, 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.280 because it's kind of my job to make the baby 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.800 stop screaming. That's some random stranger. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.120 Stranger picks up Hunter and he's like new face, and 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.880 then he's intrigued and stops crying for a second. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:29.200 Bro, wait till Hunter is alive, screaming hours on end, 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.880 and you're just like, I love you so much. Please 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.800 someone take him away from me. Someone take him away 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.320 from me, because it's just natural. Bro, Like, I mean, 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:42.120 as much as you're gonna love your kid, they're tough, 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.280 they're going they don't like they're they torture your life, 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.800 not intentionally, but because they're a baby, they don't know 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:48.520 what the hell's going on. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:49.920 They're gonna scream or they're gonna hit you. 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.760 Or they're gonna bite you and they're gonna laugh, and 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:55.120 then they're gonna ooop in your hand and you're just 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.920 gonna be like I need like I just need a minute, guys, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.200 I need a minute. You know, it's just natural alse 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.280 you're going to lose your goddamn mind. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.560 When does the crying and screaming phase pass? Is that four? 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.280 I mean he's I don't know, I mean he's he 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:13.320 throws tantrums now sometimes really depends, like he'll throw himself 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.199 on the floor now and just scream and you're like oh, 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.640 and then of course he hits his head on the 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.880 floor like he'll he'll not hard, but like when he goes, 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.360 he'll like knock his head and then he'll scream more 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:26.960 and it's like, broh, just relax. I don't know when 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:28.920 the screen face stops. But you know what my pet 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.600 peeve is and we talked about on the podcast before, 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.880 especially on plane traveling with the kid, it's the people 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:39.440 that get pissed off when Dawson's crying and they, like 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.280 you can tell they keep like looking back and like 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.880 roll their eyes or like I remember one time we 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.240 had Dawson and he was like flaring his body a 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.600 little bit because he wanted to get up. And this 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.480 was like forty five minutes into the flight, and he 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.800 kept kicking the chair in front of us, and we 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.760 were trying to stop him, but he's like wrestling out 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.520 of our arms. And it happened like three or four times, 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.280 and the person in front of us is like whipped 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.120 his head back and just kind of looked at us, 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.520 and it's like, bro, turn your head around. Don't look 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:09.720 at me. Like it's so annoyance because you, oh, sometimes 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:10.440 I look around. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:11.120 That's you. 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:12.880 I would never like you're like. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.640 That child is being so loud on the airplane. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.719 Five year old kicking my chair. Yeah, I'm going to 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:18.120 be pissed. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.720 That's different when we have a baby in our lap 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.559 who's very clearly uncomfortable, trying to get out of our arms. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.040 We're just trying to relax him. Are they so? 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.600 Like? I remember people talking about how like, oh, we 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.120 should be we should be aware if we're sitting next 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.280 to a baby on the flight, and it's like, everyone 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.920 chill out. This is why if you don't bring headphones 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.160 on the plane, it's nobody's fault but your own. If 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.560 you're listening to my crying kid get headphones. Like, guess 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.200 what you get to do when you leave the plane. 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.000 Guess what you get to do. You get to walk 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.360 off and you get to go to the bathroom. You don't 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.160 have to worry about anything. You go find your car, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.240 You get to breathe, you get to you could stop 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.400 and you could look at magazines for a minute if 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.400 you want to your stand. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.439 Stand up in the plane and be like, I don't 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.360 want him to be trying. You think I want this, 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.880 which reminds me of I know we were on a trip. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:05.960 It goes to my head. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.600 Semi recently with a friend and someone asked for a 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:14.720 photo and this friend he kept getting bombarded with photos 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:17.679 and he's like blocking the view of the show we 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.400 were watching. It was so funny. And this woman was 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.720 like again, like the fifth person came up to ask 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.640 for a photo, get out of my way, please, She's like, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.560 are you serious? And he was so sassy. He was like, 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:28.400 you think I want this? 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.120 You think I want to be here taking these pictures 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.120 with these people, And like He's. 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:38.480 Like in the nicest way, in the nicest to which 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.360 I could see you just standing up there and being 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.000 like you think you want this. Do you think I 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:42.520 want this? 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:43.320 Yeah? 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.760 Yeah, it's you know what it is. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:46.480 It's just people. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:47.760 And oh he's talked. 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:48.360 About it on the podcast. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:52.440 I will keep okay, okay, okay, and let the mysterious 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:57.600 the mystery live on. I it's annoying because people. What 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:03.160 I find is that people just are human beings and 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.520 they're looking for things to complain about. I don't know, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.400 I just from working in hospitality where I've worked with 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.520 many people, I've waited on many people, and being a 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.080 part of the Bachelor and being able to talk to 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:19.760 many people. Just people say things, and people do things 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.960 that they don't even necessarily believe, but they just say 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.360 and do them because for some reason, like in their reaction, 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.600 they just they say things and there's no rhyme or reason. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:33.480 Yeah, but you're just negative. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:37.000 But also like it's just like it's it's amazing how 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:41.440 people just say things. I know that sounds so vague, 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:44.400 but I wish I could explain it better, But they 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.920 just do and say things that they don't even like 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:52.080 necessarily mean. But still it's just like I don't get it. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.840 But I guess being a human. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.000 It's like the equivalent to being a child that's screaming. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.160 Loud humans as adults just blurt out the first thing 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.880 that they think. I guess, or they just serve so reactionary. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.680 But I was going to say too about back to 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:07.480 the plane, thing about the loud children. What really makes 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:11.560 me angry in those situations is when the parent is 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.400 not doing anything to help ease the situation for the child, 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.120 Like if they like if if Dawson's kicking in the 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.200 back of the seat in front of him, and I 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.800 look back and the parents are just like sitting there, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.680 zoning off into their own world. I'm like, hey, parent, 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.600 this is your job to like mend at the situation 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:28.800 with your child, like calm him. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.040 Down, like she's like scrolling on their phone. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.560 Here's something, because your child is making everyone else's your 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.480 experience here worse. And if I look back at you 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:38.720 and you're not trying to fix the situation, I'm going 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:39.560 to be mad at the parent. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.640 And if there's a parent like stressed and doing everything 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.680 they can, like totally understand babies are uncontrollable. So that's 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:49.160 right word. Uh So, yeah, I agree, I agree with that. 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.160 Yeah that's my that's my peeve with that. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.600 But I was going to say, I'm really excited to 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:59.080 see Dawson in The Bachelor. Yeah, in the Bachelor mansion 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.880 where you guys didn't meet there, but it's the beginning 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:04.159 of your love story in a direct. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.560 Better bring a tuxedo for him to wear on the 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.000 front steps of the mansion. 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.440 Hold a little rose. We've thought about this. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.960 You've better, you better do it. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:18.480 We'll just like we'll like pour water on the steps, 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:20.240 so glistening night one. 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.760 Yeah, you should act as the producer, the behind the 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.960 scene producer who's watering down the driveway and then you're like, 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:26.639 he's pulling up, he's pulling up. You could do a 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:32.720 whole skit about it. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.960 There's somebody else coming. Maybe I forget who it is, 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.240 but I think that has a girl in the franchise, 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.399 like a child, because we were joking about how we 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:53.879 need to film like them in front of the mansion 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:58.880 together as if like baby Bachelor. Yeah, the baby Bachelor. 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.040 So I don't know who could be coming with the girl, 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.320 but we definitely thought about that. Oh yeah, we're gonna 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.399 get so much content of Dawson in the mansion. But 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:09.280 the thing is the mansion is definitely not as so 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.399 much content. It could be great. The mansion is not 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:17.280 as personal to us as Paradise is. Like I've been 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.800 to the mansion since night one, and it's cool being 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:24.240 back there, but I don't feel as nostalgic towards it 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.959 as when we go to Paradise and I'm like, holy 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:28.639 sh like this is bringing. 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:34.080 The mansion also looks different, right because the decoration team, 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.199 what do they called the that team comes and like 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:37.399 makes it completely different. 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:42.119 The art department, art department. Yeah, yeah, I mean right, 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.160 it's still like it does look different, I mean from 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:45.760 when we were there. 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:47.119 I don't know what's gonna look like tomorrow night. 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:48.760 I mean this was years ago when we were there, 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.480 probably like three years ago, I guess now. But there's 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.160 like in the Rose ceremony room, you know, it's pool 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.760 tables and tons of tables and chairs, so it doesn't 0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:00.240 look the same, but it's still cool, like because the 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.080 structure of the house is the exact same, you know, everything, 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.520 So it's still cool being back there, Like oh, this 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:08.480 is like this is the room we slept in, Like 0:19:08.480 --> 0:19:10.800 my bunk bed was over there, and and then this 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:12.560 is the pool in the hot tub, and you know 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.480 we used to hang out over here, and it's it's definitely, 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:16.240 it's really cool. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:17.400 Kaitlin's excited. 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:19.800 I am excited. I haven't been back since since we 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:20.840 lived in the mansion. 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:22.639 That's crazy. 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:23.200 Have you been back? 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:27.160 Of course not, I'm I'm not excited. I would rather 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:28.239 not go if I didn't have to. 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:29.600 But why are you so negative? 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.520 I just I don't. I don't care about it. 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:35.400 Oh, I think it'll be cool with all our friends there. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:37.679 It'll be fun to see our friends. But like we 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:39.560 could just go out to a restaurant or a bar 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.040 or something. I don't know. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:43.800 I just think it's such a guy thing, to be honest, 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:45.600 I think it's such a guy thing because I'm in 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:47.400 the exact same boat. Like I'm excited to go back, 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.520 Like it's cool being at the mansion, but if given 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:54.400 the choice, I'm staying home. Like I love you guys all. 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.880 It's just like that's so I don't feel like I'm 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.320 at too. I don't want to, But the same time, 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:01.399 I don't want to. I don't want to rain on 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.440 the parade of everyone's excitement, you know. But I think 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.400 it'll be fine, and once we're there, Once we're there, 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:09.240 I think we'll have a lot of fun. It's like 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.560 getting me there and then like, oh, okay, this is 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.240 actually fun. Yeah, but the thought of going, I'm like, 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:15.320 can I just I just. 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.600 I just want to chill. I don't want to go. Yeah. 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:21.640 And for the listeners who aren't aware, we are all 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:25.000 flying to La tomorrow, heading to the Bachelor mansion having 0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:27.119 dinner there. I think that's our only plan, right, just 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:27.560 have dinner. 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:29.159 We're having dinner at the mansion. 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.000 I have no idea. 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:33.199 I don't think anyone knows what we're doing. I heard dinner, 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:34.919 and that's all that I know. 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:37.960 I know Ashley's recording the podcast. 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.520 There, Okay, I figured there would be some podcasts recording. 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.679 I want Kayla and I to pull up to the bachi. 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:45.119 I want to Kayla and I to pull up to 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.560 the front doors on the of the mansion with my motorcycle. 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:49.639 But she said, I am you scared to ride in 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:50.080 the back back? 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:50.400 Yeah? 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:52.240 Do you know how wy do those roads are getting 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:54.439 up to Yeah, getting up to the mansion. 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:56.679 You could just you guys could no, no, no. What 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:00.159 you do is you drive to the mansion and then 0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:02.360 you know how like there's the gate before. 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:04.240 You go I'll do that driveway for sure. 0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:05.760 You just hop on the back of his bike and 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:07.600 make it look like you're riding up. 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:08.120 Oh yeah. 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:11.520 Or you could just do a whole skit guys, Kaitlin, 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:14.199 where you're the bachelorette and Dean's whole gimmick is that 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.240 he pulls up in the motorcycle looking all cool and stuff, 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:18.520 trying to win your heart, and then it. 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.080 Just whisks me away on his motorcycle. 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.200 Yeah, but you'd be too Scaredy you rode on the 0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:24.080 back of a motorcycle for ten hours when we did 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:24.840 rode to Hannah. 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.080 Shall we recap why I don't get on motorcycles anymore. 0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:31.000 We were in one accident and we both walked away unscathed. 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:33.960 If anything, that is still some confidence, that is. And 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:36.800 also that was because someone else was at fault and 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.159 there aren't gonna be many cars driving up. 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:41.760 That can such a scary drive, even in a car. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:43.960 Yeah, if you're driving, but not if I'm driving. 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:45.760 If anyone's driving, can get on my. 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:47.960 Freaking back and thank you can bring it two helmets, 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.760 so you're gonna you're gonna wear it and you're gonna. 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:52.960 Get go from the gate. It's the long driveway. 0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:54.679 You used to be so brave. What happens? 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:56.080 I got into a motorcycle accident. 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.480 It was one accident, and we both were fine. 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.680 And your handle up was crushed into your hand. 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:05.800 You're so dramatic. My hand was fine. 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:09.640 Thankfully, I had a what are those things at? Deep boy? 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:13.680 Oh my gosh, helmet. No, when you get into bag, 0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:16.639 thank you in air bag. Thankfully, I had an airbag, 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.240 which is your backag motorcycle. 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.440 My body observed the blow and she just fell into 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:24.320 me and she was totally fine, and so was I. 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:25.360 But what happened. 0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:30.480 I was a guy was turning left illegally through a 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:33.600 double yellow and I was in the right lane and 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:35.639 he or no, it was like so either like he 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:37.080 was in my lane and doing an illegal you turn 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.479 or turning left illegally either way illegal turn. Never saw me, 0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:42.520 never saw us on the motorcycle, I guess. And it 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:45.560 was a fifty year old motorcycle. Gosh, I love that motorcycle, 0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:47.240 and the brakes just had never been serviced and so 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.959 the stopping power wasn't very good, and so he turned 0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:52.199 and I like, I for five seconds, I was like, oh, 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:53.800 we're hitting him, We're hitting him. We're hitting him, and 0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:55.080 I'm just slaming the brakes the whole time. But the 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:56.320 breaks were so bad. I was like, we're hitting him more, 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:58.160 hitting him. I'm sy And so we were only going 0:22:58.200 --> 0:23:00.959 like fifteen or twenty five miles. 0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:03.160 But it was in Brentwood and there's like those crazy 0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:05.720 curved roads in Brentwood, so we were coming around a 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:08.440 big bend and we remember it's so crazy. Obviously you 0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:09.920 were in the front, so you remember it better than me, 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:13.040 but we remember it so differently. I remember him pulling 0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:16.800 out in like I guess making a U turn of sorts, 0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:18.720 but like backing out of a driveway and like doing 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:22.120 something crazy right by this turn, so like nobody could 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.199 see him coming, and he was, you know, illegally blocking 0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:25.680 this drive. 0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:28.000 Yeah, and it was just a fifty year old motorcycle 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.920 with bad breaks. This is now a twenty twenty one 0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:34.040 with fancy new breaks. I even got a nice little 0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:36.639 seat on the back for you, a little backbar to 0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:37.280 lean back on. 0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:41.639 Dane put in a seat for me one time. Was 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:45.399 it this motorcycle And I am walking out through the 0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:47.520 neighborhood and I just see the seat bar lying in 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:48.200 the road, I'm. 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:50.480 Like, oh, oh no, that was a I ordered a 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:53.920 little suction cup seat before I saved the permanent seat, 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:55.760 and then the suction cup just fell off. 0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:57.760 I even took off the exhaust. You know how hard 0:23:57.760 --> 0:23:58.800 it is to take off an exhaust. 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:02.080 I took off the exhaust and added footpegs for you 0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:03.920 and a big sissy bar for you to just leak. 0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:06.040 You can literally sit on the bike and lean back like. 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:07.960 You can lean back like that. We can't hear you, 0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:10.400 I know, but that's just doing it to prove my point. 0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:13.159 And and I put footpegs on there for you and 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:15.200 to see and a little lean back sessions. 0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:17.520 I'll think about it. But honestly, that was traumatizing for me, 0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:19.720 and you need to recognize that that was traumatizing. 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:22.280 Okay, but if I'm the source of that trauma, like, 0:24:22.359 --> 0:24:24.119 let me fix it, and you're not letting me fix. 0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:25.679 It, I don't think that's how it works. 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:28.240 Yes, stop being traumatic. 0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:30.320 Just don't do it, Kal, I mean, this is how 0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:30.920 this works. 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:32.440 Don't do it. Don't do what. 0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:33.840 Get on the motorcycle. 0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:36.760 Go on the motorcycle. No, Jared, you're a swissy. On 0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:38.040 my side here, I have. 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:39.560 A photo of the two of you. You Jared on 0:24:39.600 --> 0:24:41.800 the back of his dirt bike going when we first 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.840 started dating in Tahoe. Yeah, did you ride it or 0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:45.919 did you just take a photo? 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:48.360 I think it was just. 0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:50.879 He definitely didn't ride it. 0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:51.440 I don't remember. 0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:52.680 I don't remember riding a dirt bike. 0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.440 It was like it was also an older dirtbike, and 0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:57.439 it was at elevation, so it was having a hard. 0:24:57.320 --> 0:24:57.720 Time to start. 0:24:57.920 --> 0:24:59.800 Wells, I think you peeled off with Wells and you 0:24:59.840 --> 0:25:00.960 and else drove back together. 0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:01.240 Yeah. 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.320 Probably well is brave, and also Wells rides motorcycle, so 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:06.359 he understands how safe they actually are. 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:08.920 It's not that I actually want to learn how to 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:10.200 ride a motorcycle. I can teach you. 0:25:10.440 --> 0:25:11.399 I would never want to go on the back of 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:12.400 somebody else's motorcycle. 0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:13.439 I'll teach you at the mansion. 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:15.280 I know, I hate being on the I rode on 0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:18.000 the back of my brother's motorcycle and I was like twelve, 0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:20.840 and he'd rode like a bat out of hell. It's 0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:22.879 scared the crap out of me. And I was like, 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.119 I'll never sit on the back of the motorcycle again. 0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:27.680 And then you travel to like the Southeast Asian countries 0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:29.959 and like that's how they get around. Is like if 0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:32.200 you order a taxi, a guy pulls up on a motorcycle, 0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:34.200 you have to jump on the back. And then it's 0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.159 a stranger. You're like, do I wrap my arms around him? 0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:37.879 What do I do? And you have all this like 0:25:38.119 --> 0:25:39.560 how close are we going to get here? And I 0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:42.199 hate it because you're so you have I have a 0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:45.280 control freak. You have no control, and you're just like 0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:47.280 at the mercy of this guy that's driving that you've 0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:49.200 ever met before and he's driving like a maniac, because 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:52.200 that's just how everyone drives out there. So yeah, I 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:55.680 personally would never get on the back, but Kaylin, like 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:57.960 that's where you belong, not that you belong on the. 0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:01.000 Back, but like you you're perfectly back there. 0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:06.880 I'll feel safer in Colorado because people drive less dangerous. 0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:10.920 People drive so safely in Colorado. They're just like slow drivers. 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.200 That's not entirely true though. 0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:14.520 Okay, then I won't get on your motorcycle. 0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:17.280 That's just you have this notion in your mind where 0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:19.520 everyone in La drives like an idiot and everyone in 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:20.480 Colorado drives like. 0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:21.840 Yeah, like a saint. 0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:26.040 Yes, and in Vegas. Vegas is so scary. La is 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:27.680 so scary, so I'll feel better In Colorado. 0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:29.800 Vegas is scary because it's like you could be driving 0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:33.040 at six pm and there might be a drunk driver, 0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.880 like driving barely down the street or something. 0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:36.000 Sir, everyone here is drunk. 0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:38.480 That's what I'm always worried about. So anyways, Yeah, back 0:26:38.480 --> 0:26:39.040 to the mansion. 0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:40.240 Back to the mansion. 0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:55.760 Well, I want to talk about a different mansion. Uh, 0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:58.080 what's going on with the house in Colorado? The last 0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:01.360 time they're talking to you guys on the podcast, was 0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:04.840 you were actually getting a phone call from your realtor. 0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:09.000 Yes, we got the counter offer. It was they took 0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.680 a tiny, tiny bit off of the asking price, which 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:12.760 we accepted. 0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:14.160 We should have played harder ball. 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:17.680 Harder ball, we didn't. We love it and we close 0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:23.480 in a couple of weeks. Yeah, so we're under contract. 0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.960 Well, congratulations, you guys are new homeowners. Hopefully we're waiting 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:30.000 till we close. We've been under contract now three times. 0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.880 Granted we haven't seen the previous two homes and we've 0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:36.320 seen this one. We're pretty much there in terms of 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:40.720 like closing, So I can't wait. I'm not allowing myself 0:27:40.720 --> 0:27:43.719 to get excited until the date we have actually closed, 0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:43.919 you know. 0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:47.920 And I also feel like homes homes are like kids 0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:50.440 because this is your second that you guys were owning. 0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:52.920 Yeah, so it's like not. 0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:55.120 As cool as the first one now in terms of like, hey, 0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:57.600 my god, congratulations, you guys bought a house, you know, 0:27:57.760 --> 0:28:00.720 like with Dawson, everybody's like, oh, oh my god, you're 0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:02.800 having a kid. That's so exciting. Holy crap, your life 0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:05.359 can change, blah blah blah. And then you know, hopefully 0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:08.640 when we have a second people are like, oh, that's great, 0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:11.320 like congrats, what else is new? And then the third 0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:13.400 you guys, Oh my god, you guys have a new house. 0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:14.000 That's awesome. 0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:16.680 Yeah, it's more so the move. And I was thinking 0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:20.280 about this yesterday. We've had like four people visit us 0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.120 in Vegas. Not very many people come, but I think 0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:24.639 a lot more people are going to come visit us 0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:25.040 in Aspen. 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:26.399 I wouldn't count on it. 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:26.880 I do. 0:28:27.040 --> 0:28:29.159 I think I think a lot more people people like 0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:31.800 Vegas is fun, whatever, but we live in the suburbs 0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:34.200 of Vegas. If people want to come to Vegas, they're 0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:36.720 not going to stay here. And I feel like people 0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:38.560 love our friends, love DISKI especially. 0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:40.440 But I just say I wouldn't bank on getting excited 0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:42.760 about people coming to visit, because then if people don't 0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:43.800 come to visit, then you're sad. 0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:45.920 Oh if they don't come, it's fine. I love being alone. 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:48.400 But I think more people are going to come visit us. 0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:51.840 I'm not excited as much. I'm not as excited as 0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:52.960 Kalen for many reasons. 0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:53.720 Of the house. 0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:55.880 Yeah, ah, be excited. 0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.600 We're like out of this house, and like moving is 0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:00.120 just so sucky. 0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:01.800 Yeah. 0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:05.560 Yeah, that's moving to a different state. Yeah, moving to 0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:08.240 a different state, like a thousand miles away. We have 0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:10.600 to pack up all our junk. And you've got a 0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:11.640 lot of junk, honey. 0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:13.040 I've been already started packing. 0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:16.680 Well, good, because you got a lot of junk, honey. 0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:19.240 It's just it's going to be such a pain in 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.280 the butt. And then like you're not once you get there, 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:22.959 you're still not done because then you have to unpack, 0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:24.320 and then you're still not done because then you have 0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:26.160 to organize, and you're still not done because then you 0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:27.160 have to buy more sites. 0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.320 All sound like great things to me. I don't see 0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:36.280 a problem in it. Yeah, it's just it's just be positive. 0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:37.360 Ski. 0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:40.400 The day that we move and Kaylin. 0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:42.560 I was gonna I was gonna be critical in a way, 0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:43.400 but I can't remember what it was. 0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:44.960 Of course you're so negative. 0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:49.080 Come on, sorry, there is critical and negative the same thing. 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:50.720 No oh, I remember. 0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:52.400 Now. We were looking houses and it. 0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:53.720 Was like we would found a house that was like 0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:55.400 three hundred thousand dollars cheaper. I'd be like, ooh, this 0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.120 looks awesome and we can like redo things in it. 0:29:58.280 --> 0:29:59.600 And she's like, no, do you have an idea? How 0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:01.280 much is gon cost to redo the kitchen? It's going 0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:03.440 to be five hundred thousand dollars And I'd be like, 0:30:03.480 --> 0:30:05.640 it's not going to cost that much, and then we 0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:07.360 end up buying a house that's that much more expensive. 0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:09.840 Anyways, it's just stressful. 0:30:11.040 --> 0:30:12.240 Tell us more negative things. 0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:14.960 Am I being negative? I'm just being critical. I'm being 0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:18.880 real real because I'm stressed. It's it's it's a big 0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:20.800 it's a lot, it's a big move. What are you 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:21.440 stressed about? 0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:21.920 The big move? 0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:24.960 Just the move or the moving. The price is a 0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:27.160 lot of money. It's the more money than I've ever 0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:28.600 seen in my entire life. 0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:31.240 And just the move. I think the move is the 0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:32.360 big part of it. Like, what are we going to do? 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:34.600 Hire movers to drive our stuff out to Colorado for us, 0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:35.920 because there's no way we can fit all this in 0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:36.520 any of our car. 0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.040 Yeah, of course we're gonna hire movers. 0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:38.800 It's expensive. 0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:42.160 Yeah, yeah, well you wanted this. 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:45.080 I don't you say that, but you wanted it. 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:47.400 We both want it. Yeah, you want it more than. 0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:50.000 We that's not necessarily true. I'd say it's fifty to fifty. 0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:51.040 All right. 0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:52.680 Well, I'm excited about the house. I don't care if 0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:53.240 you're that's good. 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:55.880 That means that your excitement can temper my non excitement. 0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:57.800 Now that I'm not excited, I just I just know 0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:00.160 that there's a lot of steps to get there. And 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.280 that's what I think about when we're talking about moving, 0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:02.800 all the steps. 0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:04.320 I don't think it as many steps as you think 0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:04.600 it is. 0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:08.920 I just I hate packing and I hate unpacking. I 0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:11.640 just hate it so much. And if we ever, I 0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:13.080 don't think we're I don't think I ever want to 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:15.120 move again. After we live in Colorado. 0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:16.320 We probably won't. 0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:18.320 I think you could also hire the movers to like 0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:20.240 disassemble furniture and assemble it. 0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:22.600 While I can do all those things, I feel weird 0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:26.280 paying someone to do them for me, you know, like 0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:26.560 if I. 0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.080 Can do something I don't want to. I mean, that's 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:32.080 the service you're paying for. Yeah, I don't know, So 0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:33.280 don't feel guilty. That's their job. 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.400 They want to make more money unless you could tip them. 0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:36.120 That's true. 0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:38.440 I just I feel weird paying someone to do something 0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:41.840 that I can do. And I also think that like 0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:46.280 people don't they are not as careful with belongings as 0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:47.960 they are with their own possessions. 0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:50.200 And so it's like, well, if you get insurance, they 0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:52.200 will be because if they if you get insurance on it, 0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:54.200 you can get insurance on things on movers. 0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:55.120 That's what we did. 0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:58.840 And so if anything breaks, they you know, they come. 0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.280 They like inspect all the furniture to make sure, like, oh, 0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:03.200 there's a ding here, so that's not us, it's gone. 0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.520 The same thing when trading in a car, and then uh, 0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:09.080 you know, then if you get back and you're like, hey, 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.640 this bedpost is broken, they're. 0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:15.320 Like, oh, well you got any good You got any 0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:18.840 good recommendations for moving companies for us? 0:32:18.040 --> 0:32:18.120 Ye? 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:18.960 Do? 0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:20.760 I can talk to you all of it. I can 0:32:20.800 --> 0:32:22.280 talk to you off air about it if you want. 0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:23.920 Well, just drop a name real quick. Maybe we'll get 0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:24.520 a new sponsor. 0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:29.479 Mayflower, Mayflower, Mayflower is the way to go. 0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:31.800 It's a good that's a good classic American. 0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:35.080 My friend moved from LA across the country and she 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.920 has a lot of vehicles. So they loaded up her vehicles, 0:32:38.960 --> 0:32:41.480 went to drive across country. Got a mile down the road, 0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:45.280 a rock hit their Tesla windshield shattered it a mile, 0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:48.680 a mile into cross insurance. Yeah, it was fixed, but 0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:51.240 could you imagine I'd be mile in. 0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:54.200 That's what I'm saying. That's why my excitement is tempered 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:55.240 because of things like that. 0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:56.160 Rocks. 0:32:56.680 --> 0:33:01.040 Yeah, I feel like there's covered covered trailers that you 0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:01.840 could get. 0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:05.200 Like yeah, probably, Like what am I gonna do with 0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:05.880 my motorcycle? 0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:09.800 I have to drive it, ship it. I'm not gonna 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:14.520 ship it. That sounds so you can just throw them, bro. 0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:17.920 It's the same when I shipped my car from Rhode 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:19.880 Island to l A. I think it costs me like, 0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:24.120 I don't know, like thirteen dollars something like that, something 0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:27.800 right around there. Dude, think of how much you're going 0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:30.400 to pay in gas you're not saving that much money 0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:31.160 if you drive it. 0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:31.640 True. 0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:35.600 Yeah, I guess, I guess. It's just those are the 0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:36.440 things that are stressing you. 0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:37.640 Can you say something positive? 0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:43.200 Mm? Bananas? I like bananas, like the way they taste. 0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.960 That house is going to be awesome. You're gonna love 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:46.640 living in it. 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:50.720 Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to ski. We'll see how that 0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:53.440 all goes. I got an MRI on my what's your timeline? Oh, 0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:53.960 to move? 0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:57.200 Yeah, like when are you guys planning on getting out 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:57.480 of there? 0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.000 That's another thing too, well, so we'd probably be there 0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:01.760 early January. But then we have to like rent this 0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:03.920 house out. That's a big undertaking. 0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.080 It's not as big as you think, but yeah. 0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:06.560 Would be. 0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:08.320 It's big. And then we have to be landlords. 0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:12.840 Oh my gosh, I mean I hate, I hate, hate, 0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:15.520 hate landlords and. 0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:17.279 Now I have to be a good one. 0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:18.319 Now I have to be one of them. 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:19.480 Well, now you hate yourself, bro. 0:34:20.560 --> 0:34:22.520 Yeah, you're right. It should be a happy about it work. 0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:25.279 But our timeline we close in a few weeks, and 0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.440 they keep asking if we're going to be there for closing. 0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:29.880 We thought we'd be in Tanzania, but we will actually 0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:31.960 be home so I don't know if like maybe we 0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:36.160 drive out there unpack some stuff during closing, or we 0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:38.239 do everything remotely. But then we have Christmas with his 0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:41.600 brother in Bozeman, so it'll probably be January. 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:43.680 Wait, yeah, that's a good point. I just saw his 0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:46.200 email this morning about being out there for closing. But 0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:47.880 we're going to be and we're gonna try and go 0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:49.839 to Boseman. So are we gonna be able to do that? 0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:51.400 Yeah? I was gonna talk to you off air. So 0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.040 there's a lot to discuss. 0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:54.440 It's just so much traveling. 0:34:55.520 --> 0:35:00.439 Where's Bozeman, That's Colorado, Montana. It's like it's on Tana. 0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.640 It's like a twelve hour drive from Colorado from Basalt 0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:04.480 at least. 0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.400 But what are you doing for Christmas. 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:07.880 In Rhode Island. 0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:09.560 I don't think Ashley's too happy about it. 0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:12.520 Oh well, what are you gonna do? The problem is 0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:14.120 is that her dad is working at the hospital the 0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:15.919 day after Christmas, so he can't go to Rhode Island 0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:21.280 for Christmas. Oh she too, I know, but my sister 0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:22.480 and her brother in law. 0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.080 I have to talk more to him. They're moving. 0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:27.840 He's in the Coast Guard and he just got he 0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.960 got a promotion, but he's getting assigned to a different location. 0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:34.239 So they're moving to New York, in upstate New York. 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:37.360 So it's like six hours away. So and that's supposed 0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:39.399 to be happening in June's So this is like their 0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:42.680 last Christmas in Rhode Island for a little while. So 0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:44.480 I don't know what we're gonna do. I don't know 0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:46.600 we're gonna figure it out. We're going to figure it out, Ashley, 0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:48.920 but plan is to stay in Rhode Island. 0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:52.640 Honestly, there's nothing better than being home for Christmas. Like, 0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.200 I'm so excited to go to Bozeman, but just waking up, 0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:58.160 going downstairs in your own living room is so nice. 0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:01.360 Not having to travel go to Virginia. No, I'm saying, like, 0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:04.359 when we have Christmas here and we're just like already here, 0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:05.520 it's nice to not travel. 0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:08.279 Yeah, but then it feels less like Christmas. Oh, but 0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.319 I guess if people are here with us. 0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:13.680 Yeah, pros and cons to both. 0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:19.840 So having Dawson, I'm very excited for when he probably 0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:21.840 next year. I'm excited for this year because it'll be 0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:23.880 fun seeing him open the toys and seeing all the 0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.480 presents and the colors, and he's gonna be like ooh, 0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:29.680 but when he is able to communicate more and have 0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:33.000 a better understanding of bro, there is a fat guy 0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:35.239 who comes down the chimney and he's gonna bring you 0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:39.320 so many toys. So you're gonna wake up Christmas morning 0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:42.319 and there's gonna be all these toys that weren't there 0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:45.719 the night before. And I'm so excited for that, and 0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:48.279 so I want to be home for those moments. So 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:52.520 this year, I'm a little bit more flexible because I like, 0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.800 I want to be home when he is fully aware 0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:57.560 of what's going on, and I feel like that starts 0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:00.239 next year. This year, it's more of like, you know, 0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:04.120 he's just colors and ripping things open and running around when. 0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:06.520 He opens gifts, is he like excited and he's aware 0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:07.400 that this is a present? 0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:09.960 Yeah, I don't think he knows. 0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:14.080 I think it's he's just he's just opening things and 0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:15.879 he knows that things are in there that he can 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:17.960 I think everything is a toy to him as of 0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.279 right now. So I guess he's a little he doesn't 0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:22.600 know the idea of gifting or presence, but he knows 0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:24.879 the idea of toys. But The problem is I think 0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:26.839 he thinks everything is a toy because he'll grab things 0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:28.759 and start throwing them and it's like, no, that's not. 0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:29.480 A toy, buddy. 0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:31.920 So if he like it, whether it be his a 0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.799 box or like, you know, because he has boxes in 0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:36.520 his room that we put his toys away in his 0:37:36.600 --> 0:37:38.319 chest and he knows that, like he opens it up 0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:39.160 and he grabs a toy. 0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:39.920 So I'm curious. 0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:41.960 I'm assuming it's the same thing with gifts, where like 0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:45.520 he you know, he likes just like ripping the paper, 0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:48.840 and he likes opening the boxes and just like grabbing 0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:51.320 what'sever in there. So I think he enjoys that element 0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:52.719 of it, which is a lot of fun for us 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:53.240 to watch. 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.080 Have you seen those tiktoks where the kids are gifted 0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:59.640 a potato or an avocado and some kids are so 0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:03.040 they like throw it and they're so angry, and then 0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:05.040 some kids are so sweet and they're like, thank you 0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:07.920 so much, Mom, I love you so much. But I 0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:09.719 guess he's not that age yet where you can where 0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:11.560 you can test it verbalized. 0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:14.560 But I plan on if we have kids, I'm going 0:38:14.600 --> 0:38:16.640 to be like, hey, Santa is not real. I'm giving 0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:18.719 you these gifts are from me. 0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:22.200 It's so magical for them to believe in something that's fake. 0:38:22.320 --> 0:38:24.080 I want all the credit. I want all the. 0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:28.600 Okay, that's fine, with all due respect, With all due 0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:31.920 respect to the parents out there who don't tell their 0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:34.640 kids the story of Santa Claus, who tried to, who 0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:36.560 say like they don't want a lot of their kids. 0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:39.879 I don't think I could. Just you and I don't 0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:41.640 have anything in common. That's what it really comes to. 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:45.520 It like magic. They get to believe in magic, but magic. 0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:46.960 Isn't real, So why would I want to instill that 0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:47.759 belief early on? 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.200 It's like it's it goes hand in hand with being 0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:54.520 a child and being just like so pure that you 0:38:54.560 --> 0:38:55.200 get to believe. 0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.080 I want the kids to know that I'm the reason 0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:57.960 he's getting presents. 0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:00.640 He will for the rest of his life now one day. 0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:02.960 I want to establish it early on. I need to 0:39:03.080 --> 0:39:04.040 drive it into his brain. 0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:05.720 Hey, that's selfish. 0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:07.239 Mom and dad are buying me these things, and that's 0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:09.000 some magical man that lives in the North Pole. 0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:12.640 That is selfish. I'll still sing the songs and then 0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:13.320 it's pointless. 0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:15.919 I'll get like one small present from Santa every every 0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:18.719 Christmas for him, and they'll be like, oh, Santa's gifts suck, 0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:20.800 but Dad and moms their gifts are awesome. 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.160 You'll give him a potato from Santa, so you'd be like, dude, 0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:24.960 Santa sucks. 0:39:25.120 --> 0:39:28.160 Yeah. I hope Santa doesn't even come this year. I 0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:29.239 don't even like potatoes. 0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:31.560 Yeah, get him out of here. 0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:32.439 Yeah. 0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:34.080 How old are you guys when you found out Santa 0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:34.480 wasn't real? 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:37.840 I went snooping for Christmas presents and I looked and 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:39.919 then I told my siblings. I have a stepbrother who's 0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:42.880 the same age and my older sister and they were 0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:45.600 all conspiring. They all that both of them were conspiring 0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:48.280 in the basement. I think I was like ten or eleven, 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:53.400 maybe that's old, maybe younger. I don't know eight, but 0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:55.239 they were in the basement, so yeah, I must have 0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:58.040 it was before third grade because we moved third grade. 0:39:58.160 --> 0:39:59.600 And they were like, oh, we didn't want to tell you. 0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.480 We've known for years, and I was like, oh, now 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:02.280 I feel stupid. 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:06.200 So you just found out through them? 0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:10.160 No, Because I found Christmas presents that said to Kalin 0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.319 from Santa. They had like already wrapped them, right, And 0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:13.280 then I went down until. 0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:15.080 My siblings under the tree. They were like in the closet. 0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:18.200 Yeah, and my mom like threw sheet over them. So 0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:19.319 it was before third grade. 0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:20.120 Nice? 0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:23.560 What about you, I don't know, you never believed. 0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:28.200 I'm trying to remember when I probably had a similar situation. 0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:31.040 I would always sneak down around like two am to 0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.440 see how big the presents were. Maybe like steal a present, 0:40:34.480 --> 0:40:36.040 sneak went away and like open it in my room. 0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:36.720 That's awful. 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.600 And I think I think similar situation, Like one of 0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:42.080 those times I might have like seen someone under the 0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:43.240 tree putting a present. 0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.320 I can't remember. I can't remember. I don't want to 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:48.040 say anything because I don't know certainly when it was. 0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:53.200 Do you remember, Jared, Yeah, I was probably around eight 0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:54.879 eight or not, I guess. 0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:55.120 Yeah. 0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:59.080 So maybe that's the right age because you start here 0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:03.480 hearing rumble in school about Santa not being real. Those 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:07.359 losers who spread those rumors awful, I'm gonna. 0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.520 And it's their older siblings who earned it for them. 0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:12.279 I know, those jerks. My sister did a really good job. 0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:12.719 She knew. 0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:16.719 She didn't tell me, but then we were so I 0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:19.759 was always kind of speculating whether Santa was real or 0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:22.600 not at this point in my life. And then my parents. 0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:25.200 I'm sure you guys experienced this as well when they 0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.359 had gifts under the tree. Some said from mom and dad, 0:41:28.360 --> 0:41:32.440 and some said from Santa. So my dad got me 0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:35.319 this baseball contraption. I forget what it was, but it 0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:37.759 had something to do a sports and it said from 0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:40.080 Santa on there. But when I opened it, my dad 0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:41.959 was like, yeah, I saw this and I really wanted 0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:44.799 to get it for you, blah blah, bah blah. And 0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.759 I was like, but it said from Santa. And then 0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:51.160 he was like, oh. And then my mom and my 0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:53.200 now that I know my mom is an adult, like 0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:56.480 the most Nancy way possible, was like, you know, there's 0:41:56.480 --> 0:42:00.640 something we need to tell you. I like, my uncle 0:42:00.760 --> 0:42:02.759 just died, your dog died. She's just like, you know, 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:07.399 Sanna's Sanna's not real. Yeah, I found out Christmas morning. 0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:08.879 Don't most kids find out Christmas morning? 0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:11.200 Is that weird? I think that's weird. I mean, I 0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:15.320 don't know, I have no idea. 0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:18.400 I've always sort of like, your siblings just come together 0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:20.560 and you like whisper together, but you never tell your parents. 0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:20.799 You know. 0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:23.680 That is funny, though, One today, my mom was like, 0:42:23.719 --> 0:42:24.319 Sanna is not. 0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:27.080 Real, Jared, There's something we need to talk to you about. 0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:29.839 We're getting a no, I'm just kidding, Santa's not real. 0:42:30.840 --> 0:42:34.719 It's almost like like do you know looking at my 0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:37.759 sister and she's like, yeah, I've known for a little 0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:39.399 while now, and I'm like. 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:42.040 Oh my, how she found out? Like did your mom 0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:45.000 sit her down? And she's like, hey, Sanda's not real. 0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:49.919 Probably, my mom's so dramatic, that's amazing. I know she's 0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:54.319 just it's funny now, but you know, there's something we 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:56.560 need to tell you. I think I have a good 0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:58.000 idea of where this conversation is about to go. 0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:00.439 I think what happened for me was we were, uh, 0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:03.560 we were somewhere for Easter, and my mom would always 0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.279 hide Easter baskets around the house for us for us 0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:09.120 to find in the morning, like in complete separate locations. 0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:12.880 We were in Steamboat one Easter, and I think I 0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:15.399 found out that trip that the Easter Bunny wasn't real, 0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:20.439 which then fell into like is Santa reel or any 0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.920 of these things real? And then eventually that's when I 0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:24.120 found out all those things were fake. 0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:27.480 Is it's just Santa and the Easter Bunny. I guess leprens. 0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.400 Leprecauns aren't real leprechauns. 0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:33.520 I hate to break it too. Oh, I believed in 0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:34.960 lepre cons in like kindergarten. 0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:37.799 Yeah, for sure, I like you go from the I 0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:39.840 felt it like that was just such a big jump 0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:42.280 from like Santa the Easter Bunny. 0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:43.840 I guess almost things there. 0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:47.759 Are unicorn that's a good one. 0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:50.439 Yeah, yeah, but leper couns makes sense. I was thinking 0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:53.640 of like the horror of the leprechauns, like the gold 0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:54.839 at the pot of gold at. 0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.320 The end of the rain ferries are crazy that parents 0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:59.560 can just sneak in there, pull your tooth out from 0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:02.319 under your your pillow, your parent without you waking up. 0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:03.800 That's impressible. 0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:07.040 All hard to be sleep. Seriously, it's very impressive. I'm 0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:09.759 definitely waking up, Dawson, and then as I'm slipping like 0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:11.480 a dollar bill Underneathan trying to take his s. 0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:13.239 Just checking making sure. 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:15.279 I think my parents would like wake me up in 0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:17.040 the morning and they'd be like, how'd you sleep, And 0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:18.680 while they're like talking to me, they would slip their 0:44:18.680 --> 0:44:20.440 hand under the pillow and do the spot I had a. 0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:22.640 Little actually now that I remember, on my bedside table, 0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:25.359 I had a little tooth holder, so my tooth would 0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:26.960 go in the holder and then they'd replace. 0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:28.000 It with the But I think it's crazy that we 0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:31.319 would just used to lose teeth. Yeah, isn't that disgusting? 0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:34.320 And you get so excited when it wiggled. 0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:35.959 Oh, and it would hurt and then you would cry 0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:37.279 and then you would like put it back in your 0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:38.839 mouth and see if it would fill the cavity up 0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:40.640 with the new with the two that you just lost. 0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:41.759 That's gonna do it. 0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:46.200 For this week's episode of Help We Suck at Being Newlyweds, 0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:48.680 thank you guys for starting this episode because I just 0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:50.880 got out of bed five minutes before this started and 0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:53.040 I was not in a mood to talk, So thanks 0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:54.680 for thanks for knocking me out of that mood. 0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:56.879 Good time. 0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:58.680 Yeah, it was really more Kalin. She has to deal 0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:02.080 with you, Jared. We'll see it tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow. 0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:04.160 I have the safe flight, guys, you too, You have 0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:08.520 a safe flight as well, Kaylin. I'll see you tomorrow tomorrow. 0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:10.759 And thank you guys so much for listening to this 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.040 week's episode of Help We suck at being newlyweds. Be 0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:15.000 sure to tune in next week, where maybe we suck 0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:16.560 just a little bit less. 0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:19.360 Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:20.040 Suck at. 0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:23.960 Being Newlyweds and email us at Newlyweds at iHeartRadio dot com. 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.040 Make sure to write us a review and leave us 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:27.080 five stars. 0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:28.120 We'll see you next time.