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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcastiser.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nikki. Hello, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: It's me.

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Speaker 4: It's Nicky Glazers Sneaky Glazer Podcast Today. Let's just get

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Speaker 4: right to it. We have a special guest. We never

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Speaker 4: have guests on the show. You know that regularly with

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Speaker 4: us is on your Marina Brian Frangie Noah, but also

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Speaker 4: with us today is one of my favorite people. Comedian

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Speaker 4: podcaster also on the Big Money Players podcast network with

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Speaker 4: his new podcast called Bombing with Eric Andre. It's Eric andreter.

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Speaker 2: Know, don't tell me, but doing out there?

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Speaker 5: Who are you hiding from? You were like, nobody knows

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Speaker 5: I'm out here.

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Speaker 2: You know what does that mean? Well, it's because the industry.

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Speaker 2: Well let's unback it.

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Speaker 4: Because the industry if they think that you're not in

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Speaker 4: LA or New York, like you won't get as much work,

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Speaker 4: that that something happened to you, that you've you've given

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Speaker 4: up in some way, And so everyone in LA thinks

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Speaker 4: I'm in New York, and everyone in New York thinks

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Speaker 4: I'm in LA. I kind of like to keep it

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Speaker 4: that way. And I'm doing like the Na Bargatzi thing.

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Speaker 4: I guess he's the only the Chappelle thing where you

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Speaker 4: just like live somewhere else and you have like a

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Speaker 4: normal life outside of this biz, and.

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Speaker 5: You want to be what you want a healthy life.

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Speaker 5: You want a healthy, fulfilled life.

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Speaker 2: It's hard. I have nuts.

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Speaker 5: You picked a life in comedy, dude, that's behind heart.

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Speaker 4: I was just in couples therapy today talking about my

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Speaker 4: boyfriend's you're a boyfriend. Yeah, so he lives here and

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Speaker 4: we've been together.

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Speaker 5: For how long?

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Speaker 2: Really well off and on for ten years.

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Speaker 5: Isn't your stand up like, yeah, whatever, I fuck whoever,

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Speaker 5: I fucking do whatever that fucked I want.

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Speaker 4: You haven't seen a special for a while, but yeah, no,

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Speaker 4: Actually that is kind of what my stand up's about.

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Speaker 2: You're not wrong. It is like, what does your boyfriend

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Speaker 2: feel about your set?

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Speaker 5: You're like, I just fucked this.

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Speaker 2: Guy right before I got on stage. Fuck you.

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Speaker 4: He's that guy, Jordan, his name is Yeah, No, he's

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Speaker 4: he's He's okay with all my past stuff.

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Speaker 2: He's very comfortable.

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Speaker 4: It's hard to find someone who's secure enough to listen

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Speaker 4: to me say all this stuff. And then the stuff

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Speaker 4: I talk about about us always is I presented as

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Speaker 4: my ex boyfriend so that he's not implicated, but it's

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Speaker 4: also true because we've broken up.

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Speaker 2: A bunch, so he is my ex.

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Speaker 4: But we were just in couples therapy and the thing

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Speaker 4: that he brought up for us to talk about, which

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Speaker 4: is was our biggest fight last week, was he brought up, hey,

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Speaker 4: you're taping a special coming up, You've got a huge

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Speaker 4: tour and everything. Let's talk about where you should go

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Speaker 4: on vacation at the end of the special, and I

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Speaker 4: started almost crying and saying, I don't want to go

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Speaker 4: on vacation. Vacations don't make me comfortable. I don't know

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Speaker 4: even how to do them. And we're fighting about how

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Speaker 4: I don't like to relax, and so, yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 4: Being a comedian takes a certain type of you have

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Speaker 4: to be sick in the head. That's what I was

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Speaker 4: crying about in therapy is that I don't want to

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Speaker 4: go on vacation with my a. You don't like vacation, no,

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Speaker 4: because I feel guilty that I'm not getting anything done

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Speaker 2: I feel like the fact that we get to do

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Speaker 4: Do is already such a gift, Like I get paid

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Speaker 4: so much money to be an idiot on stage.

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Speaker 5: To you, that will help me because I go through

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Speaker 5: that too. I actually think that your vacation is more

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Speaker 5: productive for your work and your creativity and your writing

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Speaker 5: then not going on vacation, stepping away from the pen

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Speaker 5: and the pad or write. I would say that you would,

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Speaker 5: you would be you would be filled with inspiration. You

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Speaker 5: take your boyfriend to Greece.

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Speaker 1: What's the last vacation, Eric?

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Speaker 5: I just did two months. I did a month in

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Speaker 5: Africa and a month in Africa, so long?

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Speaker 1: What did you do?

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Speaker 5: There's the longest vacation I ever did. I did Morocco

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Speaker 5: and these two little equatorial islands called Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And do you feel amazing? Do you feel you have

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Speaker 4: new material? Do you feel have new inspiration.

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Speaker 2: New inspiration, feel refreshed?

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Speaker 5: No new material? I don't know anymore?

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Speaker 6: Did you.

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Speaker 5: Actually maybe this is why you have ten?

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Speaker 1: I had won that, did you Moroccan?

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Speaker 2: Rub thought? No, this is why I bought Eric.

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Speaker 4: The reason that you like I was I'm obsessed with

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Speaker 4: your special. For your your Netflix special from two, I

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Speaker 4: forget what it was. I watched it during COVID was

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Speaker 4: twenty from three. You say in the special that it's

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Speaker 4: two thousand and six, as a joke and my boyfriend

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Speaker 4: I were watching it the other night so I could

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Speaker 4: have a little refresher and he was like, was this shot?

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, this was, but it was because

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Speaker 4: at some point it does seem the same. But no,

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Speaker 4: your special is so funny, the bit that I'm I

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Speaker 4: love more than anything. And I have played it for

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Speaker 4: so many people, including Brian, who this was before we

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Speaker 4: even knew you were coming on the show. And I

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Speaker 4: was like, you, we were hanging out a lot recently,

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Speaker 4: watch the best people's, the best jokes of people. So

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Speaker 4: I was like, you need to see this little trinket

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, that thing you didn't This thing you picked.

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Speaker 4: Up at a like I guess you just picked it.

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Speaker 5: Up at a little you know they have all those

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Speaker 5: goes dumb suff It's like, yeah, my friend always says

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Speaker 5: y're My friend just takes that. He picks it up

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Speaker 5: and goes this goes into landfill, and this goes in

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Speaker 4: That's all I see when I go to targets is

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Speaker 4: just all of this is going to be in a landfill.

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Speaker 4: Just look at the just thousands of products and within

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Speaker 4: two years most of it landfill. Insane, But that inspired

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Speaker 4: one of my favorite bits ever. If you want to

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Speaker 4: find it, it's about halfway through Eric special called Legalize Everything,

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Speaker 4: and it's on Netflix and he's holding up this I

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Speaker 2: There's like dangling spoons from it. You'll see it when

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Speaker 5: There's like wooden kitchen chokes that your grandma has. It's

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Speaker 5: like life's a beach or whatever. Yeah, live, laugh, love

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Speaker 4: It inspired one of my favorite bits of all time

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Speaker 4: and a special and then you go, it's your specials

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Speaker 4: just packed to the brim with amazing stuff and I

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Speaker 4: just loved it so much so. But now you're doing

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Speaker 4: a podcast about bombing on stage, which I've really never

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Speaker 2: Well, but because you did it.

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Speaker 5: I did it the other day at the Slipper Room

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Speaker 2: Oh God, yeah, that r what happened. Were you doing

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Speaker 5: I was doing my friend Sandy show, and I just like,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, I gotta get back on the horse and

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Speaker 5: try new stuff. And then like I did, and I bombed.

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Speaker 5: I was like, no, I don't standing.

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Speaker 5: You're like a terminator, dude. You were so good at it.

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Speaker 5: You write so much, you have so many like logged hours,

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Speaker 5: so much killer material. You're a crusher.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Where you get the fucking energy?

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Speaker 4: It's so fucking My initials are energy, so it starts

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Speaker 5: But that's what I thought it was.

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Speaker 4: The energy comes from the feeling like it's I think

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Speaker 4: it's the only thing that I've ever been good at,

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Speaker 4: and so I better just keep doing it. And also,

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Speaker 4: so whether you're good at it or not, like if

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Speaker 2: The muscle like it is an exercise. It is, you know,

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Speaker 4: Are you someone that like sits down with what's your

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Speaker 2: There's that pressure.

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Speaker 4: There's that moment where that you start to feel them

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Speaker 4: doubt you, and it's do or die, and you're like,

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Speaker 4: it's it's this. It's like the strength that women summon

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Speaker 4: Like I just have those moments where I.

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Speaker 4: Something is going to happen to get this so that

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Speaker 2: I can't let them down.

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Speaker 5: That pressure, it's that awkwardness, the pressure.

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Speaker 2: I don't get anything done without pressure.

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Speaker 5: I don't readiness.

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Speaker 4: I write so many jokes on my way to shows

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Speaker 4: while I'm walking on stage, like it has to be uh,

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Speaker 4: there has to be some kind of accountability and yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean I.

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Speaker 5: Now you're on Now, You're on the set of Kids

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Speaker 5: in Corporation, You're on the set of Double Dare you

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Speaker 5: know what I'm talking about? You know the pressure?

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Speaker 2: If you don't know, my studio does look.

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Speaker 5: Like the Colorado Clarissa explains it all. I'm familiar.

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Speaker 4: Listen, nineties throwback was in when we designed the studio,

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Speaker 4: and it's.

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Speaker 5: A little when you're plugging your own show with your

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Speaker 5: hat like merch.

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Speaker 2: From your.

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Speaker 4: Boy Island baby coming out October sixteenth, Why.

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Speaker 5: Do you get me on f Boy Island?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would love to have you on that.

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Speaker 5: Are you singing, why don't I just do what I'm

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Speaker 5: single right now? And I would go on there, but

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Speaker 4: Life is going to keep throwing bullshit at you, and

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Speaker 4: There will be times on stage where it's so awkward,

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Speaker 2: Know that's in my future. It's going to probably happen

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Speaker 1: Like thing you do is you bomb, You're dying is

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Speaker 1: Or you go, oh my god, Like that's like the

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Speaker 7: Everything stops yet it's so embarrassed. God, you gain pounds

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Speaker 7: before when they draw the chalk out line, it's like

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Speaker 2: That's so true. The one death that looks like so hot?

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Speaker 4: Did you ever see one of the women in like

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Speaker 3: Mickey has watched all nine to eleven footage. She's obsessed

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Speaker 5: You're morbid fascinating.

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Speaker 4: I don't watch like beheadings, I don't watch. I don't

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Speaker 5: Falling Columbine and nine to eleven.

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Speaker 4: It already happened, and I just I don't want to

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Speaker 2: Actually hitting the ground and stuff, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's all like you.

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Speaker 5: You know, they're remaking nine to eleven with all female ters.

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Speaker 2: They should have done it a while ago. It's about time.

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Speaker 5: It's Leslie Jones. Leslie Jones is the star.

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Speaker 4: Uh what have you been up to, Eric, besides the pod?

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Speaker 2: So you're getting battle off the road? Yeah, I went

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Monday, I'm going to Peru to do ayahuasca and

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Speaker 5: climbata beat you, and then I go away from Peru

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Speaker 2: No, that's a great segue. Wait, just like it.

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Speaker 4: You're have you you as people call it aya. I

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Speaker 2: Never done it, never done it? One No way, I

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Speaker 2: haven't either. Are you scared? Nervous? Excited? What's what? What

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Speaker 5: In, Uh, you know the usual.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, clear some stuff out. Look at some rooms in

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Speaker 5: You got it yet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm into that. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I'm vomiting, vomit a purge, purge it.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to come out a little dinner. Sign me up.

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Speaker 5: No, people, most people have told me they go, I

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Speaker 2: Okay, and you're child, guess I'm coming with you. We

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Speaker 2: Are you going to do this solo? Solo?

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Speaker 5: I know no one? Ah, a group of strangers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: And are you worried you'll be recognized or does that even.

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Speaker 5: Now now, I'm not worry about it. I don't think

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Speaker 2: Of crowdy crowd. Do you do burning man?

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Speaker 5: I was actually gonna do it this year. I always

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Speaker 5: it's hard to get to you gotta build ship, yawn,

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Speaker 5: and then like barter, I'm like, huh, there's rules. Nothing

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it. And then I conn't. I had

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Speaker 5: I want to. I'll do it. I'll do it just

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Speaker 5: do it for the experience. And I'll do like the

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Speaker 2: Uh glad to hear that. Yeah, I'll do that because

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Speaker 5: The No, no burning man, I'm not. I'm sleeping on

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Speaker 4: No, because you like. I will say one thing about you.

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Speaker 4: We met I probably fifteen years ago or something, probably longer.

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Speaker 1: Than that.

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Speaker 2: Chat Roulette specifically, I forget.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess we met through Amy for through Schumer,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you started, you started on the scene. Maybe we

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Speaker 4: I've never once been able to go, but I always

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Speaker 5: No, it's sincere. It is like it's iconic. It's but

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Speaker 5: And I would get like camels and talkies. I would

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Speaker 5: Yeah now it's like now it's burning man. Yeah, now

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Speaker 5: it's like now it's like gathering the juggle.

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Speaker 2: Wa Wait, what are you looking for in a partner?

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Speaker 4: Because I wait, well, let's figure that out when we way,

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Speaker 4: let's get that's that's a great, great question we'll find

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Speaker 4: we're back, Eric, expect that, Eric, what are you looking for?

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Speaker 4: And what are you looking for in a partner? Anya

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Speaker 5: Usual polyamorous with like big old titties and a big

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Speaker 4: Are you really looking for someone, Polly? Are you into

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Speaker 4: that lifestyle?

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Speaker 2: Have you tried it?

445
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,640
Speaker 5: I am looking I am looking for somebody. I used

446
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 5: to not really date with purpose. I never really cared

447
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,879
Speaker 5: about long term relationships until recently, very recently, and I

448
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:42,840
Speaker 5: would say that I am looking for uh someone, This

449
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,000
Speaker 5: is it's all hack and cliche. What I'm aout to say.

450
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,480
Speaker 5: I'm going to say someone with the sense of humor,

451
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,199
Speaker 5: because and somebody who's a critical thinker, but sense of humor.

452
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,680
Speaker 5: I realized it all trickles down from there. Schumer said

453
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 5: to me, she goes, you need somebody that has the

454
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 5: ability to finish your jokes. Were you in with you?

455
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 5: And I was like, that's totally true because sense of humor,

456
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 5: if you guys can lock in on that, it tells

457
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 5: you about the person's worldview, about their like ethics, about

458
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:22,120
Speaker 5: their personality. It really is, it really is. It really

459
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 5: is the top ingredient because it informs all the other ingredients.

460
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Speaker 2: So true, it is true, and it's like, it's not just.

461
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask what part of the world should

462
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 3: we think this personnel?

463
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:44,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so cliche to say sense of humor. And

464
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,359
Speaker 4: I think I roll my eyes when men say that

465
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,119
Speaker 4: most of the time because I used to. I had

466
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 4: a bit about it and my act about how and

467
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,919
Speaker 4: it was true. They did studies that say men and

468
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 4: women both look for sense of humor in the opposite sex.

469
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 4: That's the number one thing they say they look for.

470
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,080
Speaker 4: But women define and women and men define some of

471
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,360
Speaker 4: humor differently. Women define sense of humor and a man

472
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 4: is someone who makes them laugh, and men define sense

473
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 4: of humor and a woman as a woman who laughs

474
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 4: at their jokes. So it's like it's just a different

475
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 4: but it doesn't sound like that's what you mean. But

476
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 4: it can be as long as they get as long

477
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 4: as they get should laugh.

478
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 5: It should be both. It should be like laugh at

479
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 5: your jokes but also joke together and be able to

480
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,199
Speaker 5: like add to each other's jokes. Yes, tells you about everything.

481
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,239
Speaker 5: It tells you about their personality, their worldview. So when

482
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 5: you get back to the poly thing, I would think

483
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 5: that critical thinker is.

484
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Speaker 2: You want to date an improv true.

485
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: Improp No.

486
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 5: I think it's like it's like I want somebody who

487
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:43,239
Speaker 5: looks at the institutions of the world and challenges the

488
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 5: institutions of the world, whether we like decide to act

489
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 5: on each experiment with each institution. Some institutions are there,

490
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 5: so there's no absolutes in nature. Some have their reasons.

491
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 5: Some are they're typically sexist and home phobic and racist,

492
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 5: but like, but like, most institutions of the world are

493
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 5: tools of control. Uh So you know, marriage was based

494
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 5: on a property transaction. So I think that just having

495
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 5: somebody who is smart means they have a sense of humor.

496
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 5: If they're smart, they're going to share a worldview with

497
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 5: me where we look at each institution and really question

498
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 5: of like is there like are we just following biological protocol?

499
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 5: Should we as above biological protocol? Should we? Or are

500
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 5: these A lot of them, A lot of institutions of

501
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 5: older from Abrahamic religions, and they're just trying to control you,

502
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 5: control happiness and your spirit and your ear.

503
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 3: Is that hard to find someone that's like because I'm

504
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: already like my brain is like, I'm thinking of so

505
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 3: many girls I've met that are so much like you.

506
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: But then they might not.

507
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 3: Check every box, but they're like check check check, Polly

508
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 3: funny big titties, not Brasilian.

509
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 5: Big titties, pussy, but yeah, diarrhea.

510
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe not. It's I'm sorry, Nicky's edgy.

511
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 5: So I try to like keep up with the edge,

512
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 5: but I don't know, so like.

513
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 7: I feel like, yeah, haven diarrhea, trying to be like

514
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 7: I'm still agi too, You're not the only one.

515
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 2: And then you guys are like, dude, inappropriate, No, you

516
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: had us a penis quief?

517
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 3: What was That's hard to find a woman who's like

518
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 3: funny and hot and like holly and like like.

519
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 2: They're not on riyah. Yeah, I think I think intelligent.

520
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 2: I mean.

521
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that, Like there's no such thing as

522
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 5: like Dan Savage has this quad.

523
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: He goes, there's no such thing as the one.

524
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 5: There's the at best, the zero point six y five,

525
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 5: and you round that motherfucker up to one, so fucking perfect.

526
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,439
Speaker 5: Nobody is. Everybody's annoying eventually, I'm fucking annoying. Everybody's annoying eventually.

527
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 5: And everybody you get, you get like close, but nobody

528
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 5: is checks every single box. I don't even know if

529
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 5: that's what it's about. Like, no, but everybody's gonna get

530
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 5: on your nerves.

531
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Speaker 4: Yeah about like we all and my girlfriends read this

532
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 4: book about you know, how to attract a man and

533
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 4: how to like just kind of teaching you how to settle,

534
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 4: because what you're saying is we're always looking for the one,

535
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 4: and it's like stop that there's no one. And it's

536
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 4: I think the percentage that we always talk about with

537
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 4: Noah and Anya and I is if they're fifty one

538
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 4: percent good, like that's how little, because then keep them

539
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 4: because it's so hard to find someone that is even that,

540
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 4: And I.

541
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 2: Think that's true.

542
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 4: It's like just it's I have a bit about I

543
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 4: hate to keep quoting my own fucking stupid act, but

544
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 4: like people say, you should never settle, but that's what

545
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 4: we all have to do eventually. You can't just keep

546
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 4: looking forever because you're eventually going to get to a

547
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 4: place where like no one really wants you if you

548
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 4: keep waiting, and we can't. We don't ever have to

549
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 4: settle because there are so many options all the time.

550
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 5: Do you feel like you're saying too many options?

551
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 4: And the poly thing, man, I'm on board with it too,

552
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 4: Like I there are two people Brian and Anya just

553
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 4: got married this summer, and Noah's engaged and not each other,

554
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 4: but they're already.

555
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: In separate cities, different coasts. But it's like I I tried.

556
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 4: I'm always like supportive when my friends start doing this,

557
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 4: and I have a lot of friends that are starting

558
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 4: to have kids, and I just I suspect that they're

559
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 4: all having kids because they're just kind of bored and

560
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 4: that's just the next thing you do as And I'm

561
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 4: trying to get at the meat of like, why do

562
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 4: you actually want a kid? Is it because you actually

563
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 4: this is the first I'm hearing you want one is

564
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 4: in the last year, And it has nothing to do

565
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: with the fact that you might be kind of bored

566
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 4: or like I'm suspecting those things. I'm learning that there

567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 4: is much more to it than that, but marriage, for instance,

568
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 4: Like I just I also am I'm of the same

569
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 4: mind as you about that, and I look at and

570
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 4: I don't talk about this a lot on my podcast,

571
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 4: but you kind of brought up something about just the

572
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 4: poly lifestyle.

573
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: I think that.

574
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 4: I'm more into that than most people are because I

575
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 4: don't look at if if my boyfriend does not take

576
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 4: me up on this, but I'm open to him having

577
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 4: sexual relations with other people because I don't and.

578
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 2: He's not open to me doing it. So it's not

579
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: two ways. You could he wanted to.

580
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 5: He comes out from underneath my table.

581
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: You're just here, babe.

582
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a because I just I look at sex

583
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 4: kind of like, I don't know.

584
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 2: People are like, how could he ever?

585
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes, but I just look at it like

586
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 4: if he were to eat someone else's food, Like I

587
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 4: cook you dinner every night, and you're going to get

588
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 4: some food cooked by another woman, Like, I just don't

589
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 4: see it as as long as I'm not going to

590
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 4: get a disease from what he does, I just don't

591
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 4: have it. I'm not trying to be a cool girl.

592
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to make people feel bad about monogamy.

593
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 4: I just don't care.

594
00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 5: And that's how I always feel. But I'm in the minority.

595
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 5: We're in the minority. Yeah, that people equate love with

596
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 5: sexual exclusivity, and I think, yes, finding a partner and

597
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 5: building a relationship is about building a life together and

598
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 5: a home together, not about sexual long term sexual exclusivity.

599
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 5: I think long term sexual exclusivity is is unnatural and

600
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 5: we're not built to do it. But it's so beat

601
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 5: into us societally that people people are encouraged to give

602
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 5: into their jealousy instead of like turning down their jealousy.

603
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 5: And jealousy is a selfish emotion. It's a natural emotion.

604
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 5: We all experience it, and it is and I don't know,

605
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 5: but you know, I don't know. I don't know. I

606
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 5: don't know what the answer is.

607
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: I don't know what the answer is either.

608
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 4: But I think it's a lot of pressure to be

609
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: someone's sole sexual partner forever. I think maybe that's why

610
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 4: I'm into it, because I'm like, this is a lot

611
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 4: of you know, I've said before years.

612
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 5: The pressure, I think it relieved about whatever you want

613
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 5: to call it, polyamory or being monogamoush or whatever. Relieves

614
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 5: the pressure in a long term if you've liked it,

615
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 5: because I'm talking like ten twenty years, if you've I

616
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 5: think you have to establish a trust. I think you

617
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 5: have to establish a foundation of trust, and you have

618
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 5: to be I have a best friendship. And then.

619
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 2: Once you've kind.

620
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 4: Of I don't know, I just why do we get

621
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: to have friends, Like there's why do we get to

622
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 4: have multiple children? Why do we get to have multiple friends?

623
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 4: Why do we get to every other part of our

624
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 4: life where we have love in it. We get to

625
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 4: have so many different ways to fulfill that, but when

626
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 4: it comes to a relationship, it's one and done and

627
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 4: there's supposed to be everything for you, and if they aren't,

628
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 4: there's something wrong with you.

629
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: That's I don't get that.

630
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 5: Like my bestars a bullshit thing. It was the sexist thing.

631
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 5: So basically it's a quote Dan Savage again, please do

632
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 5: I love him? He said that men have never been

633
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 5: monogamous for all of recorded him human history. They've had whatever,

634
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 5: prostitutes and concubines and then they fucked their assistants and

635
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 5: all that shit, fuck their secretary. And then sixty years

636
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 5: ago when we gave when marriages became egalitarian relationships, instead

637
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 5: of giving women the same freedom men always had, we

638
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 5: gave men the same limitations women always had. And that's

639
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 5: why the majority of marriages and a divorce and to

640
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 5: you know, the average marriage the last two to three

641
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 5: years and yeah, yeah, yeah, So instead of and we equate, because.

642
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: Women didn't want to go out and fuck as much?

643
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: Is that it? Like, why why didn't it go the

644
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: other way way?

645
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 4: Because men became women were too jealous to handle that.

646
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 4: They wanted it for the sexism.

647
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 5: Women were property like a dowry. A guy would pay,

648
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 5: like the woman's father a dowry and he would like

649
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 5: inherit like half his farm and shit like that.

650
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 3: Still is that way with weddings, Like why did my

651
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: dad hey for.

652
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: My for our wedding or he became his dad is dead.

653
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 5: It's all sexism. It's like it is it's it's it's

654
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 5: because the property. Yeah yeah, and oh, thank you for passing.

655
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 5: Like the dad passing the daughter off to the husband

656
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 5: as a wedding ritual is like weird, it's creepy, like TikTok.

657
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 4: The other day of this this dad dancing with his

658
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 4: little daughter and it was like an adorable moment.

659
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: She's like three and he's spinning around.

660
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 4: She's like daddy, daddy, And the whole thing was caption

661
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 4: and he put it out there.

662
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: I can't wait to play this on her wedding day.

663
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 4: It was like everything in this little girl's life is

664
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 4: leading to her wedding day, Like why are we even

665
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 4: referencing that, Like and and you know he's gonna be

666
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: one of those dads. It's like, well, you got to

667
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 4: get through me to get to her. Like it's just

668
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 4: it's gross that we are all set up.

669
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 2: To have to get married.

670
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 4: People talk about it as soon as we're we it's

671
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 4: one of you know, women start planning their weddings and

672
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 4: being prepared to be mothers as children, and it's I

673
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 4: remember being I remember being a child and feeling like

674
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 4: this pressure like oh God, someday I got to be

675
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 4: a mom and a wife, like I'm gonna have to

676
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 4: do that, and just being like I don't want to

677
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 4: get fucked by ment, you know, like it was just like, look,

678
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 4: there there was this felt this weight in this pressure

679
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 4: even back then. And and I think that's probably why

680
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 4: I've rebelled against it for so long, because it just

681
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 4: felt like I don't like being told what to do.

682
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: And maybe that's keeping me.

683
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 4: From pursuing marriage or pursuing children because it's I don't

684
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 4: I'm trying to rebel against it. It may it might

685
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 4: be something I really like, and I'm just trying to

686
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 4: be obstinate.

687
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

688
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 4: I don't really know the answer, but I I can't imagine.

689
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 4: I'm so scared that someone's telling me I can't fuck

690
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 4: anyone the rest of my life, even.

691
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,959
Speaker 2: Though I'm not in it.

692
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 4: I don't want to fuck anyone else, Like I'm happy

693
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 4: with my boy.

694
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: I don't want to be told I can't.

695
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the principle of being like you can only

696
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 5: have pepsi the rest of your life. You can never

697
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 5: have a coke or Yeah, but it's a pretty good one.

698
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 3: You much.

699
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: So well, you'll figure this all out in Peru, figure

700
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 4: it all out, pus all out into a bucket, and

701
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 4: then you'll see it in the your bucket.

702
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: Appeal cubistential fears that you're trying to resolve with ayahuasca.

703
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 5: I don't want to go into it too academically, so

704
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 5: I don't want to be like I have my list

705
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 5: of existential fears and I have to That's what I

706
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 5: would think your way out, you got to feel your

707
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 5: way out. So I want to go in with not

708
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 5: too much. I mean even it was like a little

709
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 5: bit reluctant to talk about it here, just because I

710
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 5: don't want the pressure of being like, OK, I got

711
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 5: to figure this out and that I just want to

712
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 5: kind of like have.

713
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 2: You ever.

714
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: Do you hike a lot? Is I mean, you didn't

715
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: like burning man camping? Do you hike? Because is Machu

716
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: Pachu like a pretty significant hike.

717
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say hiking Machu Peachu is like camping at

718
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 5: burning Man.

719
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: That is a false But it's a significant hike, is

720
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

721
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a tour guy, you.

722
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: Got some new boots.

723
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: Trip to Peru?

724
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: Have you done d MT?

725
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 5: I did toad venom, which is a DMT derivative five

726
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: d MT?

727
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Was that bad? What have your trips been?

728
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 4: I've never tripped, and I really want to and I'm

729
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 4: terrified of it. But have you had bad trips though?

730
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 4: And was it like the worst thing ever?

731
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 5: Okay, bad? The only thing that gives me a bad

732
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 5: trip is edible weed. Yeah, mushrooms are the best. I've

733
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 5: only had good times on acid mushrooms, toad venom.

734
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you go to therapy constantly?

735
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 5: Did you start taking to the point where I think

736
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 5: my therapist is like sick of me. They're like they're like,

737
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, just like.

738
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a never ending process. And uh yeah, I

739
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 4: think that's the compulsion to go on stage, is to

740
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 4: like or to work all the time, is just not

741
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 4: having to be alone with my thoughts.

742
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: But it's like it's so bad in there. I don't

743
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 2: really know. I think someone said it.

744
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 4: I was listening to Malaney on Conan's podcast, and he

745
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 4: was saying that Conan like he's like the real Conan,

746
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 4: You're like a mean person.

747
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 2: And I think one of.

748
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 4: Conan's his assistant Sona was saying, yeah, Conan's actually mean.

749
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 4: People don't know this about him, and John was saying, yeah,

750
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 4: all comedians are like kind of pieces of shit, like

751
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 4: when there's but I don't I don't think we all are.

752
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 2: I think I'm a fairly the.

753
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 5: Nicest guy I've ever What are they talking about?

754
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,479
Speaker 4: But you know what I'm saying, He's what he's talking

755
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: about is John said that we went on his show

756
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 4: to do stand up early on in his career and

757
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 4: Conan would talk shit about the other guest being duds,

758
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: and he really appreciated that Conan's a shit talker.

759
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: What I think he means.

760
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: Is like we all have, we're all kind of piece

761
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 4: I guess what I am getting at is that I

762
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 4: secretly think I'm a piece of shit, Like I always

763
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 4: think like someone's gonna find out that I'm really a

764
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 4: sociopath and I'm really like selfish and a bad person.

765
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 4: I think that's my biggest fear in life. Do you

766
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 4: ever do you have that? Or do you know you're

767
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 4: a good person?

768
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 5: I think I'm okay. I don't know. I don't I

769
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 5: don't really know what you're talking What are you talking about?

770
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 4: What I'm talking about is I think my biggest fear

771
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,479
Speaker 4: that I yeah, like my biggest fear.

772
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 5: I think why I'm never think that? Can I go a.

773
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 4: Step further, Eric and say that the fact that I'm

774
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 4: saying I'm worried I'm a sociopath is my sociopathic brain

775
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 4: trying to mislead people into thinking I'm not one by

776
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 4: saying that or something. Yeah, but I'm crazy. Then I

777
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 4: guess there's no point in me being in there. Sometimes

778
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 4: I wonder what I do have a dark streak.

779
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 2: I think that's what you're saying.

780
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 5: Well, John was also, you can make a broad generalization.

781
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 5: I think some comedians do and some comedians don't. But

782
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 5: they're like, it's hard to make a broad generalization.

783
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 4: You have a stock answer for why you're a comedian

784
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 4: lined up, like what the formative thing in your life

785
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 4: is that made you one?

786
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: I think fran Lebowitz said the best.

787
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 5: Quote.

788
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 2: She goes.

789
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 5: Talent is just the universe throwing random sprinkles across humanity,

790
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 5: and it's just like you're good at basketball, you're good

791
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 5: at ballet, you're good at piano, you're good at comedy.

792
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 5: I can be like, oh, I can pathologize everything, Oh

793
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 5: my dad didn't hug me enough and all that shit.

794
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 5: But there's people who are depressed and anxious and their

795
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 5: dad didn't hug them enough, and they're not funny at all.

796
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally not funny at all.

797
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 5: I just did Neil Brennan's podcast and he actually said

798
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 5: John Mulaney, who you just brought up, said the same thing.

799
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 5: People are like, oh, you're depressive, that's why you're a comedian,

800
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 5: and he goes, I know, depressed people who aren't funny

801
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 5: at all. Totally Milanney said that. So I don't know.

802
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 5: I think it's more of the fran Lebowitz thing, where

803
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 5: like talent is just like random sprinkles.

804
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: Across the enemy. Yeah.

805
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,959
Speaker 1: I think it's just the ni's language.

806
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: You are because I like.

807
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 5: Making everything bad. Oh god, it's because it's because you know,

808
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 5: my mom never fucking took me to my kinsignia or whatever.

809
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 5: The fuck.

810
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do think it's random sprinkles, but the

811
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 4: randomness for which you receive this urge to want to

812
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 4: make people like you on stage there, I would say,

813
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,959
Speaker 4: that's a random sprinkle that you got.

814
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: You got a sprinkle of wanting to be like.

815
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 5: Plenty of But there's plenty of people that want to

816
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 5: be liked. Everyone wants to be liked. That is a

817
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 5: human need. You want to be loved everyone, if everyone,

818
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 5: every human on earth wants to be love unless it's

819
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 5: like a fucking different.

820
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 4: But they don't like, they don't want it as much

821
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 4: as we do, because they would have, they would have

822
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 4: found some way to get it, like we do all

823
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 4: the time doing.

824
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 5: A podcast everything they do. No, maybe they do, and

825
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 5: they're just not good at comedy. I do think, sure,

826
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 5: we do want the validation of strangers. We're like, stand

827
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 5: up is very stand up is insane. It's like we go,

828
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 5: it's it's super anxiety provoking and stressful. And I have

829
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 5: been like shaking in my boots back stated before I go.

830
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 5: Last night, I was shaking in my boots before I went.

831
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 5: And it is insane that we do it. But I

832
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 5: don't think what's the term causation with that correlation. I

833
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 5: don't think like I don't think like, oh, we want

834
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 5: to be loved by strangers and that's why we're going

835
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 5: at comedy. It's like everybody wants to be loved. I

836
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 5: don't know if everybody wants in different in what amount

837
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 5: and how to measure that amount.

838
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: But some people are satisfied.

839
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 4: But the love that they get from a couple, like

840
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 4: people in their lives, close to them on the daily,

841
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 4: on their dog, on the couch, that like satisfies them

842
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 4: enough that they don't need to get it elsewhere. I'm

843
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 4: I don't like any comedians who like, go, oh my god,

844
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: I'm so depressed and so interesting and my parents didn't

845
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 4: love me enough.

846
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't like.

847
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 4: I don't like to pathologize it that way either, but

848
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 4: I do think that there is something. Let me ask

849
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 4: you this, when someone's mad at you, are you able

850
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 4: to handle that?

851
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 5: No a mess? Need them to like me? And then

852
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm stewing on it forever.

853
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 4: Even if you're right, like, let's talk about something its

854
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 4: It depends.

855
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 5: It depends on the person in the situation. It's like

856
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 5: if they are if it's like road rage, somebody cuts

857
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 5: me off, be like goop. I'm like, fuck go you know,

858
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 5: like that's not I'm not so invested in that, but

859
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 5: that comes up in weird ways. I really need a

860
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 5: bartender to like me. It's got to be that's got

861
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 5: to be like the alcohol making me depressed or something. Yeah,

862
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 5: like I really really need the bartender to like me

863
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 5: for some reason. Yeah, the bartender doesn't. If the bartenders

864
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 5: doesn't like me or they're having a bad day.

865
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: It's cool and they have authority and they have the

866
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: power to give you something you want.

867
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are so cool and they can just totally

868
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 4: ignore you so effortlesslessly, and there's nothing you can do

869
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 4: about There's no one to go, there's no manager to

870
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 4: go talk to.

871
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: They're they're the end all be all.

872
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 4: And yeah, they have the peripheral vision of someone working

873
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 4: at a delta desk too, where they can just pretend

874
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 4: like they don't see you and you're right there. It's

875
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 4: a it is that getting them to like you is

876
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 4: thing that I don't drink anymore, but I really relate

877
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 4: to that when.

878
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: I used to it.

879
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 5: When did you stop drinking?

880
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 4: I was twenty seven, so a couple of years ago, No, uh,

881
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 4: ten years ago. Uh no, and now it's been yeah,

882
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: twenty eleven. So whenever that was, yeah, were you just

883
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 4: drinking too much?

884
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 5: Yeah?

885
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 4: I was like blacking out every time, you know, Like

886
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 4: to quote Malaney again, he had this joke that really

887
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 4: resonated with me where I was like he was blackout

888
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 4: after like two drinks and his doctor said, yeah, your

889
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 4: brain just is like we know where this is going.

890
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 4: Let's let's close down early. And so my brain just

891
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 4: like knew this girl isn't gonna stop. Let's just we

892
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 4: know where this is headed. And it was just getting embarrassing,

893
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 4: like just yeah. But the real reason was the next

894
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 4: day retelling stories to people and them going, Nikki, you

895
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 4: told me this last night. And I wasn't like a

896
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 4: sloppy drunk at least I didn't think so, because people

897
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 4: would say, but you weren't drunk when you told me this,

898
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: Like this is crazy. And then so eric I just

899
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 4: started not telling people's stories because I was so scared

900
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 4: of having someone go you told me this last night.

901
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 2: So it was just it was just embarrassing.

902
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 4: And I kind of was at a point in my

903
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 4: career where I was like, oh, this is like I

904
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 4: got a pilot at MTV. This is my first chance

905
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 4: to like make it, and I don't want the reason

906
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 4: I don't to be like I was hungover or whatever.

907
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 2: So I stopped and then, you know, I started to drink.

908
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, every night, because you do sets every night, and

909
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 4: that's that's how.

910
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 5: You St Louis.

911
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: I'm from sure, Yeah yeah, So.

912
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 5: Is that like a Saint Louis thing? Like you drink

913
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 5: every night, then you go to the steel mill in your.

914
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 4: But you know, I left Saint Louis as soon as

915
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 4: I graduated high school and then I never came back

916
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: until COVID. So it wasn't like I grew up drinking

917
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 4: Saint Louis. I think it was just like you to

918
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 4: come back.

919
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 5: What are you doing out there? Come back?

920
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 4: I'll probably come back when I get a show or

921
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 4: when you know, I'll get a place there. You know,

922
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: we're just I'm nomadic, so I'll keep a place here

923
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 4: and I'll come back there and I'll come back forgerous.

924
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: What are you going to do for these birthdays?

925
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: Let me just ask you about this, the burden of

926
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 4: your birthday every fucking year, Like do you now feel like,

927
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 4: oh I gotta have a party or do you look

928
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 4: forward to it is there As you're getting older, is

929
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 4: your like tolerance for partying? Is it becoming harder to

930
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 4: you know, get it up to last all night and

931
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 4: have camels and fucking flamethrowers.

932
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

933
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 5: I was trying to make it till like the sun rose,

934
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 5: the sun rose. I was trying to make a sunrise

935
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 5: this last birthday and like three thirty am rolled around

936
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 5: and I snuck out of my own birthday.

937
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a new bird.

938
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 5: I went to bed.

939
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you didn't have it at your house.

940
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,959
Speaker 5: I even texted my friend. I lie to my friend.

941
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm going to the after party. I

942
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 5: think my friend caught me like trying to leave and

943
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm taking the over to the after party.

944
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 5: They were like, where is it? I was like save.

945
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 4: Yourself that I well, is this a part of you

946
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 4: that like you feel like you got to keep up?

947
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 5: Like?

948
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 2: Is it?

949
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 4: Like you know, I always think about Bert Kreischer with

950
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 4: taking his shirt off on stage and at some point

951
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 4: he's like, oh, person about this.

952
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 5: Before because I always say I always scream for the mountaintops,

953
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 5: that I'm like a boring suburban nerd and I'm in bed. Yeah,

954
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,879
Speaker 5: like ten thirty pm every.

955
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: Night you are You're like you have that side to yourself.

956
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, that's like the ID. You know, I

957
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 5: access like the fun child like.

958
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 2: But you're not doing it out of pressure.

959
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: No, I'm doing it out of like real joy.

960
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 4: Wait when we're talking about that, you getting wanting people

961
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 4: to be just like joy?

962
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 2: What's that? Marriage is all? She knows?

963
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 4: When you get like when you feel like you're scared

964
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 4: of people being mad at you, how can you do pranks? Then?

965
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: Like is that a different part of sense?

966
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 5: Nothing makes sense because I suffer from anxiety. Yeah, yet

967
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 5: I do pranks until people people have pulled out knives

968
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 5: on me. Yeah, I was prankant a guy that had

969
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,919
Speaker 5: like a loaded gun on him. So like, I'll put

970
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 5: myself in these like extreme anxiety provoking situations. But like

971
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 5: I hear the slightest creak at night when I'm home alone,

972
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 5: and I'm like a burglar and it's like an eggcorn

973
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 5: falling on my roof, you know, So I don't know,

974
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 5: I don't make any sense.

975
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: What do you treat yourself to? Like, what's what's like?

976
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 7: You know?

977
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: Eric? And like really no, don't like the classic I

978
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 2: I I've had.

979
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 5: I was a little kid. But the vacation, the big

980
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 5: vacation was a big, big.

981
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: Where was it luxury?

982
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 6: Like?

983
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: Do you stay the nicest places? Do you do yourself?

984
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 5: The entire spectrum. I would do, like the real posh place,

985
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 5: and then I would like sleep on a floor at

986
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 5: my friend's house. Just a hashtag stay humble, y'all.

987
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got and no because I.

988
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 5: Was running out of money and my my business manager

989
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 5: was like what are you doing? And then and then

990
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 5: SAG went on strike when I was out there and

991
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 5: I had to like cancel my comic Kong gig that

992
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 5: was like a big pay day and I was going

993
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 5: to do a.

994
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: Movie and I had to Kisos.

995
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 4: I was like, shit, yeah, are you a big spender?

996
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,479
Speaker 2: Like do you Is that like a problem for you ever?

997
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 2: Sorry to know, not until recently.

998
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 5: I've been trying. I'm trying to do the bi coastal

999
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: thing and like to La and New York and that's

1000
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 5: like a very expensive venture. And then everybody went on

1001
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 5: strike and I was.

1002
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 4: Like, oh, and then you're now you're getting back out

1003
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 4: on the road.

1004
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I'm like playing Possum Ridge, Arkansas, coyote bladder, Mississippi.

1005
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: Boring question alert on you make the noise. Do you

1006
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: do you enjoy the road? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Do

1007
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 2: you bring friends?

1008
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that is a big, big part of surviving it, yea,

1009
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 5: because like I have done it where I'm just alone

1010
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 5: and you're in like Des Moines for like five days

1011
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 5: in a La Quinta dude, that's yeah, oh yeah, and

1012
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 5: you're like you are just like there's something sad about

1013
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 5: Like I'm just I'm just like a single guy in

1014
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 5: al Quinta and des Moin Like during the day, I'm

1015
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 5: just like sitting with my Jimmy John's sub and MYS

1016
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 5: salt and vinegar chips. I have refreshing my email. That's

1017
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 5: like not I'm like what am I doing? Who am I?

1018
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 5: It's something really depressing about that. So yeah, if I

1019
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 5: can bring friends on a tour, I do.

1020
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 4: And then uh, and do you get nervous before shows?

1021
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 4: Like is it not a fun experience for you in

1022
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 4: terms of like anxiety or is there a streak that

1023
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 4: you hit after you feel like you've you've got it back,

1024
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 4: you know, where you're like, Okay, I don't have to

1025
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 4: like are you pacing around backstage or are you someone who can.

1026
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 5: Like just yeah. It depends on the night. Like last night,

1027
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 5: I was pacing. I was really like a real nervous

1028
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 5: before and it came out of nowhere. I was like,

1029
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 5: I was totally fine all day and then I got

1030
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 5: real nervous right before I went on. Then the show

1031
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 5: is great. It's a little bit like psychedelics, Like you're

1032
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 5: real nervous before you take second and even when they

1033
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 5: kick in, you're like, ah, should I.

1034
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: Have done that?

1035
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 5: And then you're like, fuck, that was a mistake, and

1036
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 5: then you you kind of cross over to the other

1037
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 5: side and you're like, oh, this is the best decision

1038
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 5: I fucking ever made, Like.

1039
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 4: I yeah, that's I mean, being on stage is a

1040
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: wild thing that not many of our listeners probably relate to.

1041
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: But it the fact that I'm never sure that if

1042
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 4: it's going to go well. I don't really get nervous anymore,

1043
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: and I should because things don't go well a lot

1044
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 4: of times, and I don't really have a plan, and

1045
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 4: I think being nervous gives you kind of a moment

1046
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 4: to come up with a plan and to actually focus.

1047
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 4: And I think I distract myself all day so that

1048
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 4: I don't have to think about what could go wrong.

1049
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 4: So I'll be in like a conversation right until they

1050
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 4: call my name, and then I'll go I'll finish that

1051
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 4: thought right now. And then I walk up on stage

1052
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 4: and people are always like, how does she do it?

1053
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 4: She can have this conversation. It doesn't seem she doesn't

1054
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 4: have to meditate before, and it's like, no, I'm fighting

1055
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 4: the fear that I feel constantly about what I'm about

1056
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 4: to do, because if I think about it too much,

1057
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 4: it freaks me out. But I will say about bombing, like,

1058
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 4: the most interesting thing that happens to me when I'm

1059
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 4: bombing is that the flop sweat happens instantly, but it happens.

1060
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 2: This has happened to me my whole life.

1061
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: I feel a trickle of a beat of sweat start

1062
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: on my lower back and then it starts its forms

1063
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 4: almost immediately when the bomb starts, like when it starts

1064
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: to just like the audience does not connect with me

1065
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 4: and they're questioning me and they're worried about me. The

1066
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 4: beat of sweat starts and then I have until the

1067
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 4: beat of sweat hits my ass crack.

1068
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: That's all.

1069
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 4: That's the time, I have to save it and to

1070
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: turn around. But if it hits my ass crack, that

1071
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: means I'll be crying off the stage.

1072
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: It's always that way. It's me. It's crazy.

1073
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 4: I've forms so quickly, and it's I remember figuring this

1074
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 4: out probably when I just started, like a year in.

1075
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 4: I was like, there's always that beat of sweat. Thank god,

1076
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 4: it doesn't happen on my brow. I'm not like wiping it,

1077
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 4: but it's right back there. And just recently that same

1078
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 4: thing happened and I had to I had to just

1079
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 4: fight for my not to hit my ass crack, and

1080
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 4: then I can I can dig out of it. It

1081
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 4: feels so good, though, when you are able to gain

1082
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 4: the trust back from the audience because the bomb is happening,

1083
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 4: because they are worried that you're about to crash the

1084
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 4: plane and that you don't know how to fly, and that.

1085
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: They got any tips for or have you guys found

1086
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: as comedians, have you found ways of getting out of

1087
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 3: that tailspin or nose dive that work? General tips?

1088
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 5: Testing new material is much harder than like relying on

1089
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 5: old materials. So if it's like you're testing new materials,

1090
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 5: sometimes you just have to bomb to figure.

1091
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: Also just acknowledge you're doing. Acknowledge what's happening.

1092
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, acknowledge it. Be like, well that sucked or whatever. Yeah,

1093
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 5: sometimes that kills harder than any jog your Yeah, it's

1094
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 5: just it. Or do a little crowd work to get

1095
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 5: your sea legs back.

1096
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 2: But don't. This is what I've learned.

1097
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 5: When I start bombing, I can kind of start disassociating

1098
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 5: and looking up above their heads because I subconsciously conscious

1099
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 5: like I don't want to be here anymore. What it

1100
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 5: coming to me a long time agother Like, don't lean

1101
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 5: back and look up, like lean in and make keep

1102
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 5: making eye contact with them, keep connecting with them and

1103
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 5: making eye contact, and shove those jokes down their fucking throats.

1104
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: Don't give up.

1105
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 5: Don't give up because if they see you getting like

1106
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 5: a little weak in the knees, they're gonna feel stressed

1107
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 5: out and nervous. So really good tipt So keep making

1108
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 5: eye contact with them and lean in, like physically lean

1109
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 5: your head forward and into their faces. Just just like

1110
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 5: stay connected to them and stay stay in the room.

1111
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 5: Don't disassociate, stay stay.

1112
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 2: Lean into it.

1113
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 4: Like try to make make more of a connection when

1114
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 4: everything in your body is telling you to get the

1115
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 4: fuck out into flee.

1116
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 2: Do the opposite. That's that's actually a really good advice.

1117
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 5: All right, it helps. And then and then you can

1118
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 5: just start riffing and doing crowd work to kind of

1119
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 5: get your your shimmy.

1120
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 2: Back and then get them back. Yeah.

1121
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 4: I usually just start shitting on myself and doing almost

1122
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 4: the Gaffigan style, like what they are thinking, Like, man,

1123
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 4: she's funnier on YouTube. I wish you would just do

1124
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 4: her roast jokes. I paid this much money for this.

1125
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 2: We got it.

1126
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 4: We have a babysitter at home, Like I just start trying,

1127
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 4: you know, you just tell them what, Yeah, all of it.

1128
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 4: There's tricks to get out of it. But man, it's

1129
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 4: an uncomfortable feeling.

1130
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 7: I'm gonna let you go because you're leaving like microphone

1131
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 7: strawberry flavor.

1132
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 4: Oh I should not have done that, Eric, good you,

1133
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 4: Oh my god, hypnotic Eric, I will I just want

1134
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 4: to leave you with this. Is that actually licking this microphone,

1135
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 4: which is disgusting, reminds me of something that happened one

1136
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 4: time when I was It was we first both like

1137
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 4: popped on the scene. Was probably twenty thirteen, I was

1138
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 4: doing the red carpet at the MTV VMA's and you

1139
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 4: were on the red carpet as well, and I was

1140
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 4: so excited to see someone that I recognized that was

1141
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 4: my friend. It was like, oh, thank god you came

1142
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 4: through and you kissed me on the lips, and I

1143
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 4: was just like, it was really a funny moment.

1144
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 2: And then I realized and I saw a canceling. No,

1145
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 2: it was, and that's why she absolutely wanted it. But

1146
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: you're asking.

1147
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 4: I was wearing a dress and so right before that, though,

1148
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 4: I saw later in the evening you would like puked

1149
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 4: on the and then you like me like tongue kissed,

1150
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 4: and it was it was just one of those. It

1151
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 4: was a perfect Air Andre moment. I love you so much.

1152
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 4: Thank you for doing this podcast. Thank you for I'll

1153
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: do yours if you want to have me bombing.

1154
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:42,280
Speaker 5: With Airnre today. I'm like so funny, like we're starting

1155
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 5: in five four three.

1156
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I say that, Ah, well, I'll

1157
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 4: do yours next. I can't wait bombing with Air and Andre.

1158
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 4: Check it out Big Money Players Network. Thank you, Eric, Andre,

1159
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 4: have fun in Peru.

1160
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 5: Thank you, Niky, appreciate it.

1161
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 4: All right, we're back from break. That was really fun

1162
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 4: with Eric Andre. Did everyone enjoy it?

1163
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: I didn't get to tell him about the time he

1164
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: was at my house.

1165
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: I know that compelling one story that I have. Wait,

1166
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 2: did you tell that on the air? Did you tell

1167
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: it on the air?

1168
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 6: No?

1169
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just tell our listeners. When we found out.

1170
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 4: When we found out Eric Andre was coming on the show,

1171
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 4: Brian was very excited. He goes, I actually have an

1172
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 4: Eric Andre story to tell, and I was like, great,

1173
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 4: oh my god, this will be amazing.

1174
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 2: And we're like, what is it?

1175
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 4: So will you tell the story that the amazing Eric

1176
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 4: and story time.

1177
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 6: I was at my old apartment and I look out

1178
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 6: the window and in my own backyard is Eric Andrey.

1179
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 6: And I yelled to my girlfriend Allie, I go, look

1180
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 6: who's out there? She says that Eric Andrey and I go, yeah,

1181
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 6: Eric Andrey is in our yard.

1182
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 2: And then what happened?

1183
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: That's it.

1184
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 4: Captain Arcadillo or maybe that's why Win didn't come up

1185
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 4: on the show.

1186
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 6: Had to bring it up like, well, isn't it interesting

1187
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 6: that you were in my yard and and why were

1188
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 6: you there?

1189
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: And what were you doing there? Crazy o The world's connected.

1190
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 4: I did mean to bring it up. We just it

1191
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 4: never did come up. But I guessing what if he

1192
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 4: trips on ayahuasca and all of a sudden he connects

1193
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 4: where he remembers Brian from he remembers seeing.

1194
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: He didn't see me, He didn't saw him out the window.

1195
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 5: He was out there doing in the window.

1196
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: What are the odds Eric andre would have any recollection

1197
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: of that day.

1198
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 1: Dude, That's what I'm curious about.

1199
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna remember this podcast.

1200
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 3: He didn't remember kissing Niggy Glazer after vomiting on a red.

1201
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 4: Eric Andrey has led such an illustrious, insane life.

1202
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: That's why I really am. Like you know, we talk.

1203
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 4: I do a lot of ship talking about celebrities who

1204
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 4: suck and who you know and I, but I also

1205
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 4: praise people who have just been cool. And Eric Andrey

1206
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 4: is just a person that has never needed to be.

1207
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 2: Cool to me. But you can tell, like he just said,

1208
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 2: he takes.

1209
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 4: Like five days before his birthday in to message everyone individually.

1210
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 4: I knew. I knew that would take him so long

1211
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 4: to do because every time I get a text to go.

1212
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 4: We have not texted since the last time you invited

1213
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 4: me to this birthday party. It's amazing that you That's

1214
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 4: why I keep my old number. Yeah, I get like

1215
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 4: a million texts a day. I think my numbers for

1216
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 4: sale online because I just have people texting me high

1217
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 4: Nikki with like a winkie emoji, and I'm like, you

1218
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 4: paid ten dollars to do this. I'm blocking you right now.

1219
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 4: This is pointless. But I because of things like that,

1220
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 4: I would be so sad if I missed out on

1221
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 4: an opportunity to get an invite to and someday I'll

1222
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 4: go to that party and I'll bring you all with me.

1223
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 3: But he's a sweet, genuine, real warm guy. Sweetie, Yeah

1224
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 3: you want to hang out with them? I was thinking, like,

1225
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 3: I know, I know two girls that he would be

1226
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 3: like b ff with that are I don't know about dating,

1227
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 3: but like, for sure, he seemed you know, Alana Glazer

1228
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 3: from Broad City, Like I bet you, Like, they just

1229
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 3: seem like they would be best friends. Like they seem

1230
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 3: simpatico totally.

1231
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, and I love.

1232
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 3: Her and he's he seems like a doll.

1233
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just one of the real ones.

1234
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,479
Speaker 4: And I just want nothing but the best for that kid,

1235
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 4: but he I love. He's like he has no idea,

1236
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 4: he has no idea. I was in Saint Louis and

1237
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 4: now he's like, you.

1238
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 2: Got to get out of there.

1239
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 4: Everyone wants me to leave here so desperately, and I'm

1240
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not like staying here forever. Even though

1241
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 4: I was today just honored by Explore Saint Louis, which

1242
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 4: is a company that is does promotional stuff for you know,

1243
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 4: to bring tourism to Saint Louis. And I went to

1244
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 4: the I was asked to do this thing. It was

1245
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 4: supposed to happen tomorrow and I'm gonna be in Chicago

1246
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 4: tomorrow or tomorrow. We're recording this a week early. So

1247
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 4: I was in Chicago last week. They're supposed to have

1248
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 4: it on that day and they were like, can you

1249
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 4: shoot a video for us? And then they said, actually

1250
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 4: we're doing it Thursday, and I was like, I'm actually

1251
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 4: in town. So I went to this thing at eleven

1252
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 4: o'clock today. It went till one point thirty. It was

1253
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 4: honoring all like people in Saint Louis who like, you know,

1254
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 4: helped tour in Saint Louis.

1255
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 2: This big, huge event.

1256
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 4: My brother in law and my mom went, we got

1257
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 4: like a free luncheon, and I had to give a

1258
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 4: little speech. I fucking killed because it was really otherwise

1259
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 4: a very dull Yeah, a dull affair going down.

1260
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 2: It's going down.

1261
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 4: But I had some good lines that my brother in

1262
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 4: law and my boyfriend helped me with. Yeah, I said,

1263
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 4: I'm so glad we had such a good year for

1264
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 4: tourism in Saint Louis, despite the fact that Taylor Swift

1265
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 4: didn't come here. I was like, but we did get

1266
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 4: Hoobastank and that helped immensely. I just did a classic

1267
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 4: Hooba stank lines, threw them under the bus, there's a

1268
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 4: new nickelback, or maybe the nickelback was them. And then

1269
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,959
Speaker 4: I said, oh, there was this one thing, like, there's

1270
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 4: this video that throughout the show, like throughout the awards,

1271
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 4: this they would they played this video and it kept

1272
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 4: like popping up accidentally, and then they tossed to it

1273
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 4: and go, oh wait, we already played the marketing video.

1274
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 4: So right before my speech, I'd liked, I was like,

1275
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 4: before I speak, I'd like to toss to the marketing

1276
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 4: video again, and I go, wait, We've already seen it

1277
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: nine times.

1278
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 2: So that did well.

1279
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 4: And then I was also honored with Jackie Joyner Cursey

1280
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 4: for like our celebrity status of bringing attention to Saint Louis.

1281
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 4: It was really a lovely thing to receive because all

1282
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 4: I've ever wanted is to be acknowledged by, you know,

1283
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: the people I went to high school.

1284
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 2: You know, like you want to.

1285
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 4: The reason a lot of people get famous is this

1286
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 4: deep desire for all the people that didn't think you

1287
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 4: headed in you to like be successful, the hometown success,

1288
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 4: like Garden State. You want to go back and everyone

1289
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 4: to like love you. And I've always felt that from

1290
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 4: Saint Louis. But there's no reason. Saint Louis is a

1291
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 4: pretty conservative town in terms of like sense of humor,

1292
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 4: like entertainment. It's wholesome, it's about the cardinals, it's about sports,

1293
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 4: it's about Catholicism. So for them to embrace me, a

1294
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 4: dirty comedian who has made my money talking about my

1295
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 4: vagina and doing roast jokes that people would never even

1296
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 4: can imagine anyone would ever say, is pretty lovely of

1297
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 4: this town and shows kind of like the progress it's made,

1298
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 4: and it just makes it warms my heart. So it

1299
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 4: was me and Jackie Joyner Cursey or the two celebrities there,

1300
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 4: and I said, it was such an honor to share

1301
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 4: a table with her and share be at this lunch

1302
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 4: with her. And I have to say that, you know,

1303
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 4: but I want to say I did eat faster than her.

1304
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 4: And then final thought, yeah, I said, what was the

1305
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 4: other thing I said? I Oh, I said that, you know,

1306
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 4: because of Explore Saint Louis this, you know, Brandy, they

1307
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 4: got me to be able to sing the national anthem

1308
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 4: at the Thanksgiving Day parade and I was able to

1309
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 4: throw the first pitch at the Cardinals game, and I

1310
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 4: was like, you know, I thought they wanted people to

1311
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 4: come to Saint Louis because of those two events, thousands fled.

1312
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 2: And then they also, oh, I got to watch two.

1313
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 4: I got to watch Diana DeGarmo and Ace Young, two

1314
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 4: American Idol finalists, performed and opened the show with a

1315
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 4: whole song like you know that song that's like and

1316
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 4: the sunshine, then the sun shine, the sun whatever. So

1317
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 4: they saying that they were amazing, and so they opened

1318
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 4: the event with this like Broadway tune and then my mom.

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01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 4: At one point they were like, everyone sing with us

1320
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 4: the sunshine and we're all singing and they see my

1321
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 4: mom singing. Ace Young, this like hot American Idol guy

1322
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 4: sees my mom singing and he's like, I'm coming to you.

1323
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 4: You're gonna sing with me, and so my mom, oh

1324
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 4: god no. And he came up and he put the

1325
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 4: mic in her face and they sang together and that

1326
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 4: was exciting. And then they at the end of it,

1327
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 4: they were they kind of gave to start the whole performance.

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01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 2: They gave like their story.

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01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 4: About them being a couple and how they didn't meet

1330
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 4: on American Idol, but they met on Broadway and they

1331
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 4: fell in love and they've been married for ten years

1332
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 4: and all this they've been together for ten years, married

1333
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 4: however long. And and I just whispered in Chris's ear

1334
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 4: because they're both like they're both like performers and they're

1335
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 4: both like singing, Like I don't know. I just was like,

1336
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 4: imagine how fucking toxic this relationship was, Like I just

1337
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 4: quietly because I just picture these two Broadway like I'm

1338
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 4: a star, No, I'm a star, and they're oh, it's

1339
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 4: like fighting with their vibranos, and I just pictured like

1340
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 4: this has gotta be fucking nuts, you know. And then

1341
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 4: Chris leaves the presentation early, right, and I've been like

1342
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 4: snarky little like, I don't imagine how toxic their relationship is.

1343
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 4: He leaves early because he has to go to something,

1344
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 4: and he goes. Look what I just witnessed. They walked

1345
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 4: the whole way this way, hand in hand, walking out

1346
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 4: and walked down this giant hallway down like they had

1347
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 4: like a mile walk that Chris walked with them back

1348
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 4: to the parking structure.

1349
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 2: And they held hands the entire time. So I had

1350
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:34,959
Speaker 2: them so wrong.

1351
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 4: Not that that's a sign that everything's okay, but you

1352
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 4: can't do that if you're in a toxic relationship, you

1353
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 4: do not hold hands the entire time as a young

1354
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 4: couple that's been together for ten years. So I'm sorry

1355
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 4: I ever questioned your love, Diana DeGarmo, and as young,

1356
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 4: you were amazing today at the show, you like it

1357
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 4: was the best part of the whole show. Not to

1358
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 4: you know, I don't think anyone would be hurt by

1359
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 4: me saying that it was just so, but it was

1360
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 4: just funny for me to be like, there's no toxic

1361
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 4: and then they're holding hands the whole time, and that's

1362
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 4: your dream, Yeah, to like sing and then hold, well,

1363
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 4: not hold hands because Chris and I goes, Chris goes.

1364
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 2: They held hands longer in that walk than we have

1365
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: our entire.

1366
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,959
Speaker 4: I'm glad you acknowledge it too, but like we both

1367
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 4: are not handholders.

1368
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 2: And I was on the show like that I want to.

1369
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 4: It's like me with hiking, like I don't want to,

1370
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 4: but I want to be someone who does it right.

1371
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 4: I want to want to. So it was really cute

1372
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 4: and had to love the little day. And today is

1373
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 4: my brother in law's birthday and he came with us too,

1374
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 4: and he's one of my favorite people in the world,

1375
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 4: and so I'm going over to celebrate his birthday right

1376
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 4: now with my family. I wanted to get the niece

1377
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 4: and nephews some presents because whenever I show up and

1378
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 4: I haven't seen them for two months because I was

1379
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 4: in LA and so this will be my first time

1380
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 4: seeing them.

1381
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 2: So I asked my sister, like, what what do the

1382
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 2: kids want?

1383
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 4: And she and Forrest is one and a half and

1384
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 4: the other kids are like five and six, right, and

1385
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 4: so I was like, she goes, oh, poppies into princess stuff.

1386
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:07,439
Speaker 4: Arlow is obsessed with Halloween decorations and Forrest is really

1387
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 4: into trucks, and I was like, I'm not getting Forest

1388
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 4: a gift. He's not gonna remember, like I just I

1389
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 4: get gifts for to get like it was funny that

1390
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 4: you me, I forget about for it. Yeah, for like

1391
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 4: conscious beings now. But so I went to Target yesterday

1392
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 4: and got Forrest a truck, and I got Poppy a

1393
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 4: princess thing. And then I went to the Halloween section

1394
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 4: because I was like, this is awesome that like Arlow

1395
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 4: doesn't want just like a classic boy toy, Like he

1396
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 4: wants some fucked up Halloween like the weirder the better.

1397
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 4: So I got him this gigantic life size skeleton. But

1398
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 4: it's a pumpkin skeleton. It's uh and I'm so excited.

1399
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 4: I put it in the trunk like a dead body,

1400
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna ask him. I'm gonna be like, Arlow,

1401
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 4: I forgot to get you a gift, or did I

1402
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 4: Let's go check the trunk of ma of Grandma's car

1403
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 4: because I could drive my mom's car. And so we'll

1404
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 4: go out there and I can't wait for him to

1405
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 4: pop it open and it's gonna be wearing this hoodie

1406
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 4: that I also got him that has a skeleton hood,

1407
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 4: and I'm so excited that he likes fucked up things.

1408
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 2: And uh, yeah he's really into death. Yeah, he's into

1409
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 2: death and morbidity.

1410
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 4: And what a good an he's gonna be. I can't

1411
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 4: wait to bring him to Columbine.

1412
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 2: It's good.

1413
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 4: I'll film his reaction, uh for the podcast and stuff.

1414
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 2: But we gotta go. Thank you to Eric Andre, Thank

1415
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 2: you to Diana DeGarmo.

1416
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 4: And and your ever lasting love.

1417
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast.

1418
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 4: Thank you guys for listening dopica And did did you

1419
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 4: just go into ayahuasca with no intentions?

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01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 6: Man,