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Speaker 1: And January I mean, still on the West side with Bazer,

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Speaker 1: siss in life, guys, over to you. Well, we're bringing

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Speaker 1: podcast Movie Mikes were like having a baby here, yeah,

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Speaker 1: our greatest episodes of this past year. Uh, Mike de

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Speaker 1: got how long did you get married? Mike? In June?

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Speaker 1: So how many months? Six months? Six months? Died by

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Speaker 1: days and a month? Count your knuckles or thirty square

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Speaker 1: recap of Mike Deed's wedding because Ray was an absolute

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Speaker 1: funny and the fact that he's trying to chug it

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00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,080
Speaker 1: and Bay is sitting there trying to help him. She's

425
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,959
Speaker 1: trying to lift the cup, and then she gives him

426
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 1: the smooth um and then I think about an hour

427
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 1: after that she was pissing him. But again, that's what

428
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,919
Speaker 1: happens when you're getting drunk. What ending I mean, there

429
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 1: is so much to talk about. I mean, there's the wedding,

430
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: the whole extravaganza, their sports, there's just life in general.

431
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,679
Speaker 1: I mean, what do we just start with the wedding.

432
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 1: Go start with the wedding Saturday. I mean, everybody pretty

433
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,080
Speaker 1: much already knows Julio Jones is going to the Titans. Yeah,

434
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 1: but there's still a lot to talk about with that.

435
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: Let's start on Saturday. You're picking up Ray. I'm picking

436
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: up Ray and so Fo and Austin's at the top

437
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 1: of the hill at four o'clock. We said we'll be

438
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 1: there at three forty five, and so the wife and

439
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: I roll up Hogg Hog Nothing. Okay, starting to worry. No,

440
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 1: it's cool. I mean I figured a couple of minutes,

441
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 1: five minutes, seven minutes later, seven minutes later, Ay, right,

442
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: we're outside. Maybe you didn't hear us hount. No, it

443
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: is outside Billy's house. Yeah, outside Billy's house. And then

444
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes later coming and here they come.

445
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 1: They come out the front door and Billy, Billy and

446
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 1: his fiance walk him out like their mom and dad

447
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 1: watching their kids. They stand up on the front boards

448
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 1: and they're wave. Billy is big brother, really he really is.

449
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: But they come out and they're waving, and here comes

450
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,359
Speaker 1: Bay and he has Billy has a steep driveway and

451
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: Bays down in her. I was it heels. I don't

452
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: know what she was wearing, but I look at Ray.

453
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 1: He didn't remember. She say half he's she got about

454
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: halfway down that hill. Hey, she got about halfway down

455
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 1: that hill, and she felt she almost went down and

456
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 1: she caught herself and my wife Els take off their shoes,

457
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: take off the ship. This is all before we even

458
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 1: got in the vehicle, before you even got in the vehicle.

459
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: And they both have their little like a like a

460
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,239
Speaker 1: cup holder from Sonic the four pack, and they got

461
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: little bottles on wine in there. I did see that

462
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: in your story. Yeah, I did see that. And so

463
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: they brought their roadies for the little trip up the

464
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: slate over Boston, which is about a thirty five minute drive.

465
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: That's short. And they are ready to go and they

466
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 1: get in the car and it's already okay coach, so

467
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 1: coach Ray. So what happened before that time? What time

468
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: did you guys start drinking? We started brunching eleven and

469
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: we go to this text Max places. What it was called.

470
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: There was a long line at some other it was

471
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 1: called cycling, and I is that one we go there.

472
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: First thing I see on the menu, Penny mimosas coach.

473
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what has happened since the economy and

474
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: the pandemic. Apparently our moneys are dollars a lot more powerful,

475
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: and he and Ray and people want to get rid

476
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: of the penny? Are they crazy? Which? I saw your

477
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,959
Speaker 1: story though, it was it was full price for the

478
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: first one, and then it was a penny penny refills. Well,

479
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: the first one you chug. How much is the first

480
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: one though? But that's where they get you. Yeah, you

481
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: pay up front and then next thing you know, I'm

482
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: putting down five and I've only spent five cents, guys,

483
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 1: Nickel coach, and they say nothing anymore. So you went

484
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: straight from Mimosa brunch to get ready. No, we're then

485
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: we went bar hopping. Okay, I did see unraised story

486
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: and people are walking by the bar and he's yelling

487
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: at him, Sissians back in the A t X. Scissians

488
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: back in the A t X. Couple of dudes. I'm like, hey,

489
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: you know who I am? They're like no, I'm like

490
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 1: Sissons back in a We don't give up who you are? Dude,

491
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: didn't know you? Dude yelled? Did you at least ten?

492
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: I might have been over ten. And then we were

493
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 1: getting the car and we're just talking and Raise Bay

494
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, right, raise a creeper. Ray. Ray stares

495
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: at people, and she goes when we were dating, yeah,

496
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: she was like, I always thought he was staring at

497
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: other girls, but now I just realized he just stares

498
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: at people. And it almost got him in trouble when

499
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: they were out of the brunch because he was staring

500
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: at some dude. There was there was a bro who

501
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 1: pulled an all nighter. He hadn't even gone to bed yet,

502
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 1: and he's got a couple of betties right next to him.

503
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 1: It's just him living life a t X probably a scene,

504
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 1: so he's got a couple of them. I believe the

505
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: girls were able to make it home, get some yoga

506
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: pants on. That dude still wearing his clothes from the

507
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 1: night out, so they're all sitting there. Dude, I must

508
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: have stared at them for I mean every instance. I

509
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I mean they were very interesting. Okay,

510
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: so I'm chugging my mosa. I'm just staring at him,

511
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: not not like looking at the girls, but I'm just

512
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: staring because it's hilarious situation. He's on his phone, he's

513
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: all over the place, and he's kind of he's a

514
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,239
Speaker 1: little bit drunk. So I'm able to get away with

515
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 1: staring at him. Not so fast as he's evening. He

516
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: walks up and comes up to me. He's like, dude,

517
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: I know you were staring at me the entire time.

518
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: He's like, but it's mad respect, mad respect, No worries

519
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: that you stared at me for that entire time. And

520
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: he goes, but in ten years, you don want to

521
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: be just like you guys. And then Billy's like, well,

522
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: what the what we look at that old dude. What

523
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: do we look like? We're like forty, but I don't know.

524
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: It almost got a little tents for a second. But

525
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: the dude gave me deaps. Thought he was a fan

526
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,959
Speaker 1: of the show. Nope, he just saw me staring at

527
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: him for twenty minutes, got straight up called out. And

528
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: it was in front of my wife, in front of

529
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: my buddies. Everything was good though, and then he called

530
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: us old and then he went out. So we're rolling

531
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: and they're drinking their wine, just talking. You know, it's great,

532
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 1: great car right up. We're all excited about Mike. They's

533
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: wedding and we're laughing and joking rolling to the wedding

534
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: get out and I'm thinking, okay, we're just going in,

535
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: not bas taking her wine with her, and she has

536
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: I was like, and then break convincit her. I just

537
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: leave it by the car. So we go in and

538
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: it starts right away when we get down there in

539
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: the white chairs where the ceremony is gonna start. Because

540
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: this is how I know I thought they were is buzzing.

541
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: This is how I know they were hammered, is because

542
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: they look at each other and they both closed their

543
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: eyes and they go in for a kiss, right, just

544
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: a little pet, right because love is in the air.

545
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: Love is in the air. You're caught up in the emotion.

546
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: You want to show your bride, your wife, Hey, I

547
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: love you. Let me give you a little. So they're

548
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: about to kiss. They're about to kiss, right, and they're

549
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: going for the lips. They're going for a pet because

550
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: they turned face to face and Ray kisses on the

551
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: top of her like the side of her nose, and

552
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: Bay kisses his chick. It was a total miss like

553
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: they didn't even kiss on the lift and then they

554
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: just pat each other on the hand like Oh, I

555
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: love you. That was great, and I was like, is

556
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: about to get interesting when they can't even kiss on

557
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: the lips for a little peck. We got a good

558
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: night ahead of us. And then you started capturing the

559
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: creepy hands can. Yes, then I had creepy hands cam

560
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: on Ray because I don't know if Ray does this

561
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: when he's sober, but as he's drinking, he starts taking

562
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: He's got weirdly long fingers and he's like rubbing all

563
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: up on Bay's back hair, going down the forearm like

564
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: like he just likes to move his hands all over

565
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: and that's all I can see from behind him. Dude,

566
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: I will give you props. The creepy hands cam hilarious.

567
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: What you definitely invented that. I've never seen somebody be

568
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: able to pull off the creepy hands can lunch box.

569
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: Did you know that eventually the creepy hands made it

570
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: to your wife? O, your wife didn't tell you about this? No,

571
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: she did not tell me. Creepy hands came to her

572
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: with the story might be to me. Keep going with

573
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: the story. When we get to creepy hands cam getting

574
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: to your wife, I will interject, so then we you

575
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: know the ceremony starts and here comes Mike d down

576
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: the aisle and Bay get so excited. She's thinking it

577
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: in her head, but it came out of her mouth

578
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh there he is, I mean loud

579
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: to where everyone heard it. It was like, and then

580
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: oh there he is. All right, great, then here comes

581
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 1: the bride and this is where my wife. My wife

582
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: lost it because there's an old man in the back row.

583
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: He's got his cowboy hat on. And when she text,

584
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: when couch you give nicknames of people, his name was.

585
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,719
Speaker 1: When he makes the sheep makes the turn down the aisle,

586
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 1: this old gentleman takes his cowboy hat, places it over

587
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: his house and bows to My wife thought that was

588
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: the most the sweetest thing she'd ever seen. It was

589
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: also pregnant, well, I think, and immediately she just started

590
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, did you see that card bow

591
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: to her with the cowboy And I was like, yeah,

592
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: I saw it. She was like, oh that that just

593
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: got me. And I was like, oh boy, we're in

594
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: and we're in a long evening with you. This is

595
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: gonna get on. The note to self, though, he might

596
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: need to pull up the old cowboy head in another

597
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: web thing and do the old bow to the heart

598
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: whenever the come down women, I mean big text had

599
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: it down. He knew what he was doing, he knew

600
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: the women were gonna love that he was getting laid.

601
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: So then the ceremony, creepy hands made it to his

602
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: wife too. I'll get to that, We'll get deep tease.

603
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: We'll get to that later, great deep tease. And good

604
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: news is deep Throat is gone. Excuse me, deep throat

605
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: is gone? Do I sound better? Way better, Coach than

606
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: the artists formerly known as deep Throat. So the ceremony

607
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: starts and all of a sudden, Ray starts wiping his

608
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: eyes raise, balling his eyes out. Coach, there was a

609
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: little bit of I don't know if it what it was. Yes,

610
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: we were in a very tree, waterfall, shrubbery and a

611
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: lot of that stuff around, But it also was emotional.

612
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: I go back fifteen years with Mike Dee. We're all

613
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: interns together. You guys don't share that bond that I

614
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: had with the groom. So I'll hang up and listen

615
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: on that one. Was there another intern that was part

616
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,239
Speaker 1: of the wedding to Coach that you he was? I

617
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: was shocked because it was that moment where we all

618
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: three were interns at the exact same time give or

619
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: to you a couple of months and the other intern unfortunately,

620
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: he got left behind and he never made it to

621
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: the big show. What's he doing now, Coach. He's working

622
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: for h GB down in Houston. Yeah, corporate headquarters. I

623
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: don't know. His wife a teaching job in Houston. So

624
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: he moved. He he's in the cash here. He's in

625
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: the meat department, so slice meat, slice one, two, three,

626
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: And I hadn't seen him and since we left eight

627
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: years ago, and so that was a little bit emotional

628
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: for me as well. He was in the wedding. It

629
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: was so cool that bond is interns. It can't be unbroken.

630
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up on that, guys. So then we

631
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: go in and we start the cocktail hour. I thought

632
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: it started. Uh, no, Coach, we didn't start the cocktail hour.

633
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: Ray and Bass started the cocktail hour. They were the

634
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: ones leading the group to the bar, which is fine,

635
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: which is great. We need a leader because I don't

636
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: think anyone knew. We didn't. We didn't quite understand. They

637
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: were like, oh, enjoy happy hour, and we're like, no

638
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: one was moving and we weren't sure if we were

639
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: allowed to go in the venue or not. And we

640
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: were like thank god that Ray and Bay were like

641
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: follow us. They were they were Nickel Mimosa's in, so

642
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: they had no fear about going into the venue. They

643
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: charged right in and we're like, hey, that works. So

644
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: we went in and they got drinks and we got drinks.

645
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: And the next thing I know, Bay is sitting in

646
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: a chair and Ray is grinding on her through the chair.

647
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh creepy hands turned into a grind. Yeah, grind with

648
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: creepy hands all over the arm, like I mean he like,

649
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: she's sitting in the chair and he's grinding up and

650
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: down the back of the chair. That sounds like a

651
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: dance party to me. It was awesome. So and then

652
00:31:53,480 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: oh no, we forgot right when we got there. Grandma

653
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: Pat Pat, the granny I think her name is Mimi

654
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: is what they call her. She comes up, it's like

655
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: talking about oh yeah, I want to meet lunch Boxing, right,

656
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: that's me m Lunchbox and has a ten minute conversation

657
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: with grandma. Mr still your girl, Mr Still your girls

658
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: out there and talk to Pat and Pat was like,

659
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: it's just so nice to meet you. I've heard so

660
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: much about creepy hands get anywhere, not not not at

661
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: this point. He didn't get creepy hand with Pat at

662
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: this point, thank you. And then later on the evening,

663
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: she came up to him and goes, you lied to me.

664
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: You're not lunch box. Pat was pissed. Pat was not happening, right.

665
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: I was having a little fun with Nana. What do

666
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: you want from me? Yeah? I mean, I think shortly

667
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: after that is when Ray started telling Nana that she

668
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: was going to go back to the hotel room with him. Hey,

669
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: and I heard through Mike d that Nana can neither

670
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: confirm nor deny that I did say that, and that

671
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: because I was there. She's a she's a scholar, and

672
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: she's a great woman. At I'll quote him directly. I

673
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: think he said something like, come on, come on, Nana,

674
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: you're coming with me in the hotel room to night.

675
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: It was great because I talked to Pat later in

676
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: the night and she was like that, right. He was

677
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: a good old time. He was the funny dude. We

678
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: can't clearance for all these people to throw their names

679
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: all over the place. We've named big Text. Are you

680
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: guys cool with us? Saying all your names on the podcast.

681
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: I have to shut the podcast down eventually every time

682
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: I say Pat, just bleeper. Okay, So I don't know

683
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: where right anywhere? I mean it just it got. I mean,

684
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: do you want to go straight to the dance floor

685
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: and the dance floor Ray, I mean, listen, he got

686
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: it started. He got the dancing started, like there was

687
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: a few people on the dance floor. The coach, hold up,

688
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: hold up, the wedding starts. I mean, Mike and his

689
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: groom and his and his bride. Mike and his bride started,

690
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: and when they come walking in, Ray is trying to

691
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: get the perfect shot. Okay. I don't know if you

692
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: saw this. Ray went down all the way to his stomach.

693
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta do that for a good on the floor.

694
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: I think he fell, which is why he did not.

695
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: He and Tony and I was acting like I was

696
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: doing a better job than the photographer, and I was

697
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: getting a better angle. And I'm an Instagram husband, so

698
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: I know sometimes you got to get on the ground

699
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: for that best picture. It really was, and the photography

700
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: even goes. I appreciate your effort. Credit because he did,

701
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: and I will give way credit even he's good at

702
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: the angled picture. He does a good job of turning

703
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: the camera just slightly so it's not a straight on

704
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 1: picture just because he's drunk in the camera, naturally crooked.

705
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: He's very good at the self. He didn't notice the

706
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: whole body was. I was impressed with his his picture

707
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: taking skill, which I was a leaning tower of pieces.

708
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: Except the only problem is we would be in pictures

709
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: with him and he would only tag the females in

710
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: the picture. That's creepy hands for you, like it is

711
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: me him, Morgan number two, Morgan one. He tags them,

712
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: not me. If I could go back in time, I'll

713
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: get you that tag. So after the first dance and

714
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: the and the daughter daddy dance or whatever, all as

715
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: soon as that's over, then it's like all right then

716
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: Ray time, Ray comes out starts dancing by himself. Okay, hey,

717
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes guys at my at my wedding, I

718
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 1: wish there would have been at me at my wedding.

719
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: My wedding, and multiple times was on life support. And

720
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: so what my job is at a wedding is to

721
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: go in there and bring it back to life. And

722
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: so that and that's exactly what I did. At times

723
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: I was down there given CPR to people that were

724
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: trying to be too boring. I said to get on

725
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: over here. I'm you know what, we're right now in

726
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: the emergency room and I'm bringing this party to life.

727
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: Right I would rather have a hundred years then a

728
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: hundred sit in the chairsh people at the wedding like

729
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: I you are your what weddings need. That's what weddings are.

730
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: Force for people to get out there and just be

731
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: crazy and have fun. That's the whole point is. You

732
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: want people on the dance floor. The Ray though, he

733
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean he's the first, the first dance. He brings

734
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: mamal out to the dance floor. He gets her out

735
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: there and the Hotel Mama, Hotel Mama. He's dancing with

736
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 1: her and spinning her around, and I'm like, this lady

737
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: is going to break a hip, Like like, I mean,

738
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: she's in here. I mean she might be eighty, I

739
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: don't know, she's old. Hips don't lie. And Ray is

740
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: shaking her around and Joscelyn her and I'm going, oh

741
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: my gosh, what's gonna happen if she grows down? But

742
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 1: she loved it. She had a smile, from ear didn't

743
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: go down, but other people did go down. Yes, ear

744
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: to ear, she had it, and then she went and

745
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: sat down listen. So then Ray turned his fine, those

746
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 1: hips don't so he's done with her and he moves

747
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: on to ponytail guy. Yes, so Nana wasn't having it,

748
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: so so he's like, let me try Ponytail. Once somebody

749
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: denied my friendship advances, then I went on to another person.

750
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: Now I cannot confirm nor deny if drunken Ray thought

751
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: he would a girl or a guy, not because the

752
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: pony had long hair. Maybe Ray was like, oh, that

753
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: has to be because after a while it didn't matter guy, girl, whatever.

754
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: Ray was grinding with you, he was all upon this.

755
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: I believe you were slapping his ass. I mean, I'm

756
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: pretty sure I remember that going on. I think in

757
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: my head I was trying to get more people to

758
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: the dance floor, and I do remember grabbing a guy's

759
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: hand and bringing him to the dance floor, then slapping

760
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: his ass. Maybe I did that, I don't know, But

761
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: in in retrospect, yes, we can all say in hindsight

762
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: that what I did wasn't good. But in the moment,

763
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: I thought I was bringing people to the dance floor,

764
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: but you were. But I was really holding a dude's hand. Now, Coach,

765
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I was thinking, because I

766
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: was trying to get my buzz going with some Margarita's right,

767
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: and I'm watching all this go down, and I'm thinking,

768
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: but this is early in the in the wedding, I'm thinking,

769
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: once you grabbed long Hair's hand, I was like, all right,

770
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: at some point, I believe and I'm not sure, but

771
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm scared that Ray is gonna f with the wrong

772
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: uncle came to me, goes, dude, I think Ray's gonna

773
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 1: with the wrong one of those uncles that serve them. Yeah. Yeah,

774
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: one of those uncles that like, are you listen? But

775
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: you know what, that didn't happen. I was. I too,

776
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: was waiting for the one uncle that didn't think that

777
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: I was funny. And I thought it would be like, hey, listen,

778
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: this might be funny you guys a little song and

779
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: dance on a radio show for radio bits, But this

780
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: is my life, dude. I was worried that was gonna happen, coach,

781
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: But I'm glad to say it didn't. And I got

782
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: a concealed gun. This is Texas mother. You see big

783
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: texts over there. He taught me how to shoot. I

784
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: bet if you would have grabbed big text hand, he

785
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: would have kicked yours. There. There was a time when

786
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: it dude cross my head mind that I was gonna

787
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: grab the wrong mother or the uncle's wife, coach, either

788
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: or some I was worried something was gonna go down.

789
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: It was, I mean, and then he starts but booty

790
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: bumping everybody, everyone, every single girl, girl, didn't matter. Kids

791
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: and DJ, I mean, I mean, he was all he was. Yeah,

792
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: he was just turning his butt into people and just

793
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: but but but but you mentioned the DJ. I just

794
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: wanted to touch on this before we glossed over it.

795
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: The DJ saved the entire wedding. Jojo Jojo was great.

796
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if any well, this is what I'm

797
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: gonna say. He saved the wedding from me. So I

798
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: was trying to talk him in to letting me introduce

799
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: Mike and Kelsey as the first time being introduced together.

800
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: You know he was gonna let you, But why do

801
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: you want to do this? Okay, good, he goes, So

802
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: he saved the wedding by not letting me know you

803
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: guys know, I would have messed it up. Mike D

804
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: goes by Mike D. His real name apparently is like Miguel. Right, Yeah,

805
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: there's no way, in my drunken stupor, I was gonna

806
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: say his name perfectly, in her name perfect It was

807
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: great because you were we were sitting there talking to

808
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 1: him and you're like, oh, by the way, Mike wants

809
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: me to introduce him. And then was like, all right,

810
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: here's here's the mic. Just don't drop it because it's

811
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: the only Mike I have. And then that's where me

812
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: and Lunch coming like, he go, no, no, I mean

813
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: I can just confirm with D. And you're like, I

814
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: just talk to Mike Man, Michael tell you that he

815
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: wants me to introduce him. I was like, right, I

816
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: don't think there's a good idea, And you go, why

817
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: can't I have any fun that'll that'll make Mike D's night. Yeah,

818
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: you kept saying that that'll make my D's night. And

819
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: then we're like we're showing Mike D how much I can.

820
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna use the trump card here, Jojo, don't give

821
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: him the mic. Trust us on this. JoJo's like, you

822
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: might drop the Mike, buddy, that's the least year worries

823
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: me dropping the minkey, Like, what's about to go into

824
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: the mic is going to be disaster the words coming

825
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. Dude. Thank god you guys, I

826
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: it would have hijacked it temporarily. Thank you whoever stepped

827
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: in an interview. We're telling you who did right wait?

828
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: Wait did right here? Because listen after the fact, while

829
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: I was dancing on the dancel or just in my stupor,

830
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: I was like, that was awesome that they didn't let

831
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: me do that on the mike, because I would have

832
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: totally screwed up the whole night. I mean, I for

833
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: a minute, I thought you were going to do the

834
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: first dance with his bride. Okay, Coach, I stepped back

835
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: when it was time for the big moments to come. Well, okay,

836
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: So I want to flash forward to when he started

837
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: doing the split and couldn't get back up. No, no,

838
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: his move, his go to move, but he had it

839
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: was every time he would run out of moves, he

840
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: would trying to do the split. He splits legs right,

841
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: and he had these little butts on that were like

842
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: slippery at the heels, right, because those things were like

843
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: a slip and slide all night. So he would do that.

844
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: He would spread his legs apart and they would slowly

845
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: go down to a split I'm talking to where his

846
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: nuts were probably two feet from the ground, right. I

847
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: gotta give props to a couple of those uncles because

848
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: they helped me up. Not just one time, but it

849
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: was your go to move. I'm telling you, you would

850
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: start doing that and saying is people should have just

851
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: left me down there. There were some nice uncles that

852
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: kept lifting my drunk gass up when I would do

853
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: the splits and not be able to get back. If

854
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: it weren't for the uncle's coach, you would have been

855
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: stuck there all night. I mean, once the split got

856
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: down to nuts to a foot above the ground, he

857
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: wasn't moving, he wasn't there. I would call in for

858
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: the uncles. I was like, you gotta help, but but

859
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't the first time. I literally called them in

860
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: for help, probably five to ten times. And then when

861
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: did the guy jump on ray? Oh, I don't, I don't.

862
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know what point in the night and

863
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: that picture has surface like pictures did you tell? I

864
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you you were trying to do like

865
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: the dirty dancing move. Here's the thing that but he

866
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: was jumping over him. Well, so here's what were you playing?

867
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: Leap frog? I spend one. Do you have history with

868
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: that guy? No? I didn't just met him. Well, his

869
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: nuts were in your face. I believe that was the

870
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: move you guys are going for. I'm gonna put my

871
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: nuts in your face and you're gonna carry me. So

872
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: what I had believed is that my splits and my

873
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: slipping and sliding around wasn't as impressive enough. So I'm

874
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: starting to think of what can I do that's bigger

875
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: and better and outdo my previous move. And I look

876
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: over at one of the uncles and he gives me

877
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: the eye like I want to jump over you, mother.

878
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: And I give him the eye like, well, then let's go.

879
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna jump over me, mother. You gave him the

880
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: eye like I want your balls in my face. I

881
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: didn't know that's how it was gonna and resulted, all right.

882
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: So he goes to jump and his balls got about

883
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: halfway up my face and I took tea bag right

884
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: to the nose, and both of you guys went down,

885
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: and I crashed harder. There's a photo you need to

886
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: go see it Bobby Bones dot com. It is this

887
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: guy back is all over my forehead and I just

888
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: about face planet. Luckily I did a push up at

889
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: the last second and saved both me and you. T

890
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: bag to dude at Mike's wedding, No, heed whatever, coach,

891
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. He didn't even get close to

892
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: jumping over my head. But I mean, coach, Yeah, I mean,

893
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: for for real, like I definitely felt I felt he

894
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: hit me with a stick right in the face. Yeah,

895
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: I feel like. And I I felt like Ray was

896
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: really drawn to long haired dude. What's no, no, no,

897
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: Because Ray tried to do a spin on the ground

898
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: like break dance, and then long haired dude did the

899
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: worm forwards and backwards, and that's when Ray was like,

900
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: that's my guy. And that's when Ray started like he

901
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: attached to him the rest of the night. It was

902
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: the guy's worm skills. There was there was chemistry between

903
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: you two, and I do. I do remember him doing

904
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: the worm and he was definitely a dancer. He was good.

905
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: He upstaged me big time, which I'm fine with. Yes,

906
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: And Bray was he was the he was the drag

907
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: the aunt Betty out into the middle of the circle.

908
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: Like there'd be a circle on the dance floor and

909
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: Ray would get these gray haired old ladies and he'd

910
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: push them out there and they'd be like trying to

911
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: go no. And then I loved Ray. He would do

912
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: the butt back up, like oh, I'm leaving the dance floor,

913
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 1: and then he'd come running back in and slide across

914
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: the dance floor for a dramatic effect. It was great.

915
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh, Ray's gonna go take a break here,

916
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: everybody now. I do want to talk about the moment

917
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: when Ray called, um the bride's mom. Wait wait, wait wait,

918
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: we're not there yet. We're not there yet. We're not

919
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: there yet. I was hoping that that didn't actually happen.

920
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: One of my another favorite part is the taco trucks

921
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: outside and you wait in line to order. Ray went

922
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: out he did in line and in order and forgot

923
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: to order. And then he comes out there and he's

924
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: standing there and he's like, man, my order is not coming.

925
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: And whoever was whoever was behind him in line goes, well, yeah,

926
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: because you left the line when it was your turn

927
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: to order, and he goes, oh, So then on screener,

928
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: Abby had to go back over there and order food

929
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: for Ray because he forgot to order and he was

930
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: saying to the line and the food truck threw me off.

931
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: He couldn't he for the love of him, he couldn't

932
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: figure out why his food was not coming. All these

933
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: people are getting food and he just goes, man, mine's

934
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: taking a long time. I freshman memory. Did he ever

935
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: mentioned like security told him not to do something but

936
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: there wasn't. Security goes, He goes, security told me they're

937
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: gonna remove me from this wedding, but no, there's no

938
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: security there. I get threatening to people. I was getting

939
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: bounced out. People are like, listen, there's no security. Stop

940
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: saying that. You came to me where like, hey, Loki,

941
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: do looky, I gotta chill securities like threatening. I'm like

942
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: what and look around there's no security anywhere. He's like, no, no,

943
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: he tells me. He goes, hey, man, I gotta just

944
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: be honest with you. Security just took me outside and

945
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: how to talk him Like, no, they didn't. He was like, hey, yeah,

946
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: we were We've been outside Like security was just like,

947
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: I just need to tone it down. A bit. What

948
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: was the beef with you in the thirteen year old?

949
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: That was just funny because we would do dance battles

950
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: in the middle. And then he was a basketball player,

951
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: and so me and him played air basketball one v

952
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: one outside every time they walk about how you guys

953
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: got a football, you guys got a basketball? Where we're

954
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: gonna shoot hoops? Well, and then he told him, he said,

955
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: hey boy, it was an eight year old and a

956
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: thirteen year old, I think, And he said, you guys

957
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: dating yet? What they're like? No, He's like, what are

958
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: you waiting for? Get on it, let's go. Come on,

959
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: get a woman, let's go. So then I tried to

960
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: hook the fourteen year and she wasn't having any of it.

961
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: He was out of her age range. And she's like,

962
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: you know, you tried to hook me up with him

963
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: like five times to the point that I was. Then

964
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: the thirteen year old pulls me aside and he goes, hey,

965
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: can you tell sissan to quit hitting on my grandma?

966
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: And I said, and I said, man, that's your grandma.

967
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: You gotta protect her. And he goes, no, man, he

968
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: keeps hitting on her. You gotta tell him to stop

969
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: hitting on Grandma, and I got defend Granny so then

970
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: we can smash cut to the end of the night.

971
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: You gotta, I mean, you gotta go to where he

972
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: called the bride's mama milf. Well, I mean well, also

973
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: the thing with Eddie said, there was a situation. Apparently

974
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: the margarit just weren't strong enough for Eddie. Coach. I

975
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: tried to catch up to you, like all night. I

976
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: drank about twenty margarita's. Then finally I'm like, screw it,

977
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: just give me shiner box and I was trying to

978
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: chuck him down fast. By that time the wedding was over. Boys, Well,

979
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The margarita machine, like it was getting

980
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: you so much, like it's stopped freezing because it was

981
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: just they would just pour the liquid on ice. Yes,

982
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: because everybody was just margarite after margharita after margarita. He

983
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: couldn't keeping too fast for the margarite were drinking. He

984
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: was drinking. Were watching you, coach saying we need to

985
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: catch up, and we could not get There was no

986
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: catching The margarita machine couldn't even catch up with you, dude.

987
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: Like it was just like God like slow down, like

988
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: we need time to freeze, like they would pour it

989
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: in and next thing you know, someone's order to Margarita

990
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: didn't have time to freeze. It's like it got to

991
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: a point at the bar. So the lady originally said

992
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: michelobaltra boom, she had it by the middle of the night.

993
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 1: I would over there and she would have it already

994
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: poured the exact beer I needed, and she's like, there

995
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: it is. It's in a cut for you. I saw

996
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: you coming from a mile away. I mean, dude, the

997
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 1: service was phenomenal. Zero. I told I was gonna venmore.

998
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: I took a picture of it. She had her Venmo

999
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: there on the counter. I took a picture of it.

1000
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: That just reminded me that, hey, you needed venmore right now.

1001
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: And just say the dancing sensation that she'll know who

1002
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: you are, no coach. I introduced her as Sisson and

1003
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: she's pretty sure you told her to come to your

1004
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: hotel room too, but my face because I didn't have

1005
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: a hotel room. That's also the funny thing. That's the

1006
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: best part. Another funny part is he let's get We'll

1007
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: get to the milth part, but we have to get

1008
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: But before we get to the milth part. We were

1009
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,720
Speaker 1: outside by the food truck and the bride's mom comes

1010
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: up and she's talking and he goes, wait a minute,

1011
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: you're the bride's mom. And she's like, yeah, you know,

1012
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: that's my daughter. And he was like, rock the world.

1013
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: You look like your thirty five coach. Because he compliments.

1014
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: He was blown. What did she say? She was like,

1015
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: that's my daughter. I mean, I don't know, it's probably awkward. Yeah,

1016
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how. I think it was

1017
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: something like the bride the bride's mom gets to cut

1018
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: the line or so, you know, because it's their wedding,

1019
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: so you get to come ahead of the front line.

1020
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: And that's when the food truck person said, bride's mom,

1021
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: you're up here. And I'm like what, Like, I thought

1022
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: the dude, the chick just got into the business world

1023
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: or something like that. I thought she was in Austin, Texas,

1024
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: Texas EXAs idea. So then at the very end of

1025
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: the wedding and he go ahead, oh, at the very

1026
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: end of the wedding, and he looked at and like, hey,

1027
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you year of milk. Okay, that

1028
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: was eight. That was the final thing I muttered before

1029
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: I thought he said. I thought he called her the

1030
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: milk of the year. Maybe it was. I'm pretty sure

1031
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: it was milk of her eyes. And she's like, look, look,

1032
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: we've all been there. I'm gonna like just pretend I

1033
00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: didn't hear that and like whatever. So then wait, I'm

1034
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: telling you though, at that same moment is when your

1035
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: wife starts screaming and I'm like, what happened to you?

1036
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: And lunch box and wife's like, oh my gosh, what

1037
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: are you doing? And raised creepy hands somehow made it

1038
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: to your wife's back and she goes, you're tickling me.

1039
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: And so Ray was standing there by your wife just

1040
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: tickling her back. I think there's a backstory to that.

1041
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: I believe. I saw she was a woman with a baby,

1042
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: she was of child, and I felt so bad for

1043
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: her all night having to carry on a baby. So

1044
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: that's when I gave her the back massage. I did

1045
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: a couple of times throughout the night come up from

1046
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: behind her and do my fingers and she she would

1047
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: freak out because she no she goes. At first, I'm like, oh,

1048
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: that's you, And then I thought, what if it's Ray creeping?

1049
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: She goes, what if it's creepy fingers and she would

1050
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: jump and then she'd be like, but I know who

1051
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: is you well, And then he goes to my wife

1052
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: somewhere in the middle of the ceremony and he just

1053
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 1: stares at her and then he does the little picture

1054
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: of things with his hands to her face. Girl. Wow. Wow.

1055
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: I think I told her I was taking mental pictures

1056
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: and she's like, you don't even have your camera, and

1057
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: I was like, mental pictures. And then he goes, can

1058
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: I just take a picture of you. I won't post it.

1059
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: I won't post it. I just want I want to

1060
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: picture of you. Get out of you there, comment take

1061
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: a picture of you. I won't post it. I gotta

1062
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,479
Speaker 1: drive right home. Yes. Oh wait, wait, wait, you gotta

1063
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: talk about where this guy starts throwing glow sticks at

1064
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: at Mike. I didn't even see the glow sticks throwing.

1065
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: So apparently you walk outside and there was just a

1066
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,919
Speaker 1: big pile of glow sticks. You snap them. I'm gonna

1067
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 1: be honest. I took some for the kids. Okay, great,

1068
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: but Ray took about fifty of them, so they were

1069
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: almost not enough glow sticks for everyone. That clean crew

1070
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: might still be cleaning those things up this morning. I

1071
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: threw them all over the ranch. Yeah. So then everyone

1072
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: that was walking out trying to form the line getting

1073
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: ready for Mike and his bride. I mean, he just

1074
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: starts nailing him with glow sticks and my you mat no, well,

1075
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: I think. Then I ran out of glow sticks, but

1076
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: I still had my empty cup starting that I believe

1077
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: I threw the cup and it hit the groom might

1078
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: de in the head. Somebody said it hit him as

1079
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: they were like walking out, But I was trying to

1080
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: do it cool for the video, and so that's when

1081
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: I ran out of the glow sticks. I was like, well,

1082
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: what's the next thing. I could throw my solo cup

1083
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: And so I launched it and there's a boulder. Let

1084
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: me throw that one. I knocked him out. He got

1085
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 1: a beer across the bag. The guy just got married.

1086
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: He took a freaking alter the nose. So I have

1087
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: to drive Ray home and I'm like, man, if this

1088
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: dude's gonna throw up in my car, no, I would

1089
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: have told you if I was going no. No. So

1090
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: I win got trash bags smart remember that from the bartender.

1091
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, he got trash bags, Like oh,

1092
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: and I was confused. I was like, where are we

1093
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: taking the body who were in the desert. I was like,

1094
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: give me the zip dies. One of my family's members like, oh, here,

1095
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: I'll help you clean off this table. I was like

1096
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, this for Ray in the car and

1097
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, I was gonna help you throw plates

1098
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: in it Like I was like, no, no no, no, I'm

1099
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: not trying to help clean up here. I know I'm out.

1100
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting out of here. They thought he was

1101
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: a super guy. So we're driving and the whole way

1102
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: home Ray, I mean, the the conversation Matineen Ray and

1103
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: his wife Ray, It's like I need food. No, we're

1104
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: going straight home. When did mam must stop loving dad? Dad?

1105
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: When did mam must stopped loving Dad Dad? She's like,

1106
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: shut up, I still love you. Oh, Mama was mad

1107
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: at dad. That Mama was mad at dad. That hey,

1108
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: And then she would say something. He'd be like what.

1109
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: She was like, don't say what again, and he'd be

1110
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: like what, I can't hear you. And she's like you're done,

1111
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: You're done. And then she would say something. He'd be like,

1112
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 1: that's your last comment, that's your last comment. You're driving,

1113
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm driving, I'm driving. Ray's wife is right shotgun And

1114
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: then Ray and my wife were in the back. You

1115
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: let your wife in the back with Ray? Wasn't there

1116
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: could have been a creepy hand attack, coach, And the

1117
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: conversations were just, so why did you separate him like that?

1118
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: They surpas themselves because Mama was that mad at that.

1119
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 1: Mama was mad at that. Mama didn't love that, like squirrel,

1120
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: I still love you. Stop it right, squirrel or squirrel?

1121
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: Why are you calling me squirrel? And then Gray would

1122
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: say something and she said what, and he goes, don't

1123
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 1: say what, don't say what. You're done, You're done. I mean,

1124
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: just the whole way back, the whole did you get food?

1125
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: That's because I wanted to get I wanted to get

1126
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: him food because there was plenty of drive throughs right

1127
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: on the way home. And she just kept saying, you

1128
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: don't need food. There's food at the house. And he's like,

1129
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: but taco bells right there. You don't need food, Dad,

1130
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: that's hungry. Mama doesn't love that that. I mean, just

1131
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: the whole freaking baby. Man, it was like, just they

1132
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: pay you for babysitting baby, anything for babysitting, but it

1133
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: was just anything they said. The other one was like, no, no,

1134
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: you that's your last comment. You're done. You're done, You're done.

1135
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: All I know is when we pulled off, that was

1136
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: a happy moment because I was like, good God, I

1137
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: just left a path of absolute destruction from you, like

1138
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: a tornado. Dumped out beers coach to the throwing of stuff,

1139
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: to anything, tea bag, The whole dance floor was sticky.

1140
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: Did you see did you see my story coach where

1141
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: you're doing the chug and there's a lady in the

1142
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: background just staring at you, like what hey, We're in

1143
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 1: a place of love and I'm doing a beer chug

1144
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: and she's like, Grandma, I'm gonna kill you. I gotta say, right,

1145
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: I have no problem with I thought it was awesome.

1146
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I nothing you did was wrong, harmful.

1147
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: It was all in fun and I think it was great.

1148
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: But I have to hand it to swore losers Nation.

1149
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: They followed along taking screenshots and they're posting them going, oh,

1150
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: look at the stage raising, and they're circling people in

1151
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: the background going look at how mad this person is.

1152
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: And they were taking they were placing bets on how

1153
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: long you were gonna last and if you were actually

1154
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:00,879
Speaker 1: gonna make the wedding it was it was it was over, Coach. Look, look,

1155
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: I don't care like I know you is all fun

1156
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: and everything, but I think that there are some people

1157
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: at weddings, like family members saying or even thinking like, hey,

1158
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm here to celebrate my daughter, my son whatever, and

1159
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 1: this jackass her daughter right right, So so you got

1160
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: all that going on, and I'm thinking at this time

1161
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: like there is no way that Ray is gonna do

1162
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: this at Bones's wedding because I'm thinking, like, Okay, is

1163
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: really going to do this at Bones's wedding. And then

1164
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: I asked you at the end of the night, Coach,

1165
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: and you know what you said, Hell, yeah, I am. Hey,

1166
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna burn that mother down, but I'm not Coach.

1167
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that right there was the quote of

1168
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: the night. I'm gonna burn left it. Some of these

1169
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: quotes you guys are giving me was on the way down,

1170
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: like it was, which when you got to the wedding,

1171
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: that was on the way down. No, but at with

1172
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: the glowstick situation, that was me on the backside of

1173
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: a very very dark dark place that I was in.

1174
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 1: So those last comments you guys are throwing at me,

1175
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: I mean they were last ditch efforts. I had nothing left.

1176
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: I was just about to pass out, and you guys

1177
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,439
Speaker 1: were getting the final thoughts in my head for the night.

1178
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: It was very memorable, a lot of so much great wedding.

1179
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was just a fun wedding.

1180
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you got married, but man it was.

1181
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember if they said I yes or no.

1182
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: Man right right, listen there The thing is, there's a

1183
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: dichotomy between the sacretity of the marriage in that moment,

1184
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: and it was special and everybody your wife cried, I

1185
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: shed a tear, Bay shed a tear. That's what I'm saying.

1186
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: Cowboy put his cowboy had over his heart and bowed. Okay,

1187
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: that was the sanctity of marriage. After that, there's a fine,

1188
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: very fine dichotomy of it is a party and we're

1189
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: celebrating this mother girl talk. Coach truck was legit. I

1190
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: was so good, like I've been dreaming of those Cassidias

1191
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: was good. The briska tacos were so good. As long

1192
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: as mine didn't We ordered and then we waited and

1193
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: then we got our food. You didn't even order. I

1194
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: missed the step of the ordering. Your boy over here.

1195
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: Lunchbox got three servants coaching. I did went back three times.

1196
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I love food and when it's

1197
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: good food, I'm gonna eat it. And I'm sorry lunch

1198
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: Box the number two. Okay, we got you. We got

1199
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: another briska taco. We got you, we got you. I'm

1200
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: gonna need two more briska tacos. Some beans rice. I mean,

1201
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: you guys, you eat all the beans because they ran

1202
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: out of beans. Beans. They because I went for seconds,

1203
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: and they're just like, yeah, we ran out of beans.

1204
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: Some guy came and got a lot of them. Well

1205
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of them. I just got

1206
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: the normal helping of on the plate and I got

1207
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: three plates, so whatever that is. If they were out

1208
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: of salsa, you can blame me. I definitely had four

1209
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: cups of the salsa. Can I possibly drink some of it?

1210
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: I like it that much. You guys have some of

1211
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: the Mexican sweetcorn. Oh, I didn't news to die for

1212
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: That might have saved me a couple more hours because

1213
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: after the wedding, I hadn't eaten or drank anything in

1214
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: about an hour. And so then I had that Mexican

1215
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: sweet corn and it went through my body and gave

1216
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: me an energy unlike any other coach. Did you get

1217
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: a cookie on the way out? I think that Mexican

1218
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: sweetcorn might have been made of Mexico and added with

1219
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: a little bit of something something, because I got some

1220
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: crazy energy from it. Boys, you mean like a little bit.

1221
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: It was laced. It was good boys. Uh. But speaking

1222
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: of Mexico USA, USA US, did you not see that

1223
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: game last night? No, coach, I don't watch soccer and

1224
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: listen as the World Cup. Oh my gosh, it was incredible.

1225
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: It was in Denver, USA Mexico championship match and I'm

1226
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what championship conka calf? Excuse me, some tournament.

1227
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: Don't ask me. They have all these tournaments well as

1228
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: conker calf. Is that an acronym for something? Let me

1229
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: tell you. I don't know. Many. It was intense. They

1230
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: go to extra time because a Reno playing he's too old. Yeah, yeah,

1231
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: he's old. So who's their star? Now? Um? There was

1232
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: one guy, Linez that came off the bench. I mean

1233
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: he looked like speedy Gonzalez out there, dude, because he's Mexican. No,

1234
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: you can look like the road runner. Well, the speedy

1235
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: Gonzalez is shifting road runner running straight. Okay, I thought

1236
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: we weren't good at soccer. Well, who are some American stars?

1237
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: What about Freddie a do No, what about um the

1238
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: guy with the Texas tattoo? And he was on the

1239
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: crew that sat at the table whatever you call him,

1240
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 1: the analysts that talk. No, he wasn't there. He didn't play,

1241
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: But I mean it was intense the whole match. A

1242
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: lot of trash talking, some you know, skirmishes, and we

1243
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: we fall down one nothing after seventy seconds. So Mexico's

1244
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: up one nothing. That's seventy seconds. And then Rain scores.

1245
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: He's Mexican, he's eighteen years old. Claudio Rain of Sun,

1246
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't know who he is. You may have lost

1247
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,919
Speaker 1: some of our truck drivers. No, guys, they're not tied

1248
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: to two D fourteen minute. Pulistic draws a p K.

1249
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: Excuse me, he draws a p K, buries it upper

1250
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: ninety and where does he? I mean up in the

1251
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: right corner for the two poles. Meat got it a

1252
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: crossbar in the because it's a nine degree upper right,

1253
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: ninety upper left up right if you're facing the goal,

1254
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: upper right. Got it? And he goes and where does

1255
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: he celebrate? Right in front of the Mexico fans, like

1256
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: all of them. He rips off his shirt. The whole

1257
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: team comes over there, and guess what comes raining down?

1258
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: It's raining bottles, it's ing. And all I could think

1259
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: about is I wonder if pisces in that, because Eddie

1260
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: told me that that's what the Mexican bands did was

1261
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: piston bottles and threw them on And I went to

1262
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: all those fans get suspended and never get to watch

1263
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: a soccer game. Dude, I don't know. I don't know how.

1264
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: There was like h and I mean Raina he had

1265
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: been subject, he got hit in the head, he went down.

1266
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say? You don't know how what.

1267
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how they that that many bottles. I

1268
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: don't know how they would control it. I don't know

1269
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: how they would pick out who unless they just kick

1270
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: out the whole section because there was just oh nailed.

1271
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: Raina went down. Yeah, he looked like he had a concussion. Dude.

1272
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: They came out and started doing the eye test. Everything

1273
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: because he got Clapper says Mexico fans hit their own

1274
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 1: player in the head with a bottle that was later

1275
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: in the game. It's just a bottle of pistolled him.

1276
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: He just about flopped, dude. So then Mexico our goalie

1277
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: gets hurt, so we have to bring it up Maola,

1278
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no no, so we bring up in

1279
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: a backup goalkeeper, right, and they draw a pek handball

1280
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: with an extra time after we already scored. We think

1281
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna win. Now they're gonna tie it up. We're

1282
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: gonna to go to Peak's and horn Bath hor Bath

1283
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: whatever his name is, puts out that right army boom

1284
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: plugs it with his right ar us us wait ware

1285
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: and this this is an experience veteran Mexican lad squad,

1286
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: and the USA is a bunch of young up and

1287
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: coming players, and that it was awesome. As part of

1288
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 1: concaff's anti discrimination protocol, the match has been temporarily suspended

1289
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: due to offensive chance in the stadium. Yeah, they had

1290
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: to take a time out because their fans were changing

1291
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 1: bad bad stuff. Like what I'm saying, I don't know.

1292
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear it. I thought I heard a mother

1293
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: in Spanish. I don't know. I couldn't hear this. I

1294
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: assume it was Spanish, and they because I couldn't understand

1295
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: it and I couldn't hear it, and so he was

1296
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 1: just like, okay, Well, so they all just gather at

1297
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: midfield until they stopped, and they took him a lot

1298
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: of stop. It took a couple of minutes. And then

1299
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: if they do it again, there's a they go back

1300
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: to the locker room for ten minutes, and if they

1301
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: do it again, the match is suspended until the next day.

1302
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: And no fans, Oh, that had been terrible. That's how

1303
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: terrible would that be? Why would they give us PTSD

1304
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: like that? It was awesome, It was a great, great game.

1305
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: You bet on it. No, I didn't bet on it.

1306
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 1: I just watched. I mean I didn't got with my heart.

1307
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: You see me, I'll bleed red and white and blue. Ah. Now,

1308
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: good news for ray though. Julio Jones is moving in

1309
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: right down the road. Julio Jones is moving in right

1310
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: down the road. In the podcast a month ago, I

1311
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: said that it was all over the news. I already

1312
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: got an apartment over there in the West. I told

1313
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: you guys, he's over he's overlooking the block, overlooking the river,

1314
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 1: he said. I said, he's friends with Derrick henerin he's

1315
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: gonna be coming here. And I said that inside info

1316
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: like two months ago. So what have I been telling people?

1317
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: You might as well give Nashville the ship already here.

1318
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: This is what I I just I think it's gonna

1319
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: be amazing. It's a good move because they didn't because

1320
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: it and I was asking for a first round pick,

1321
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,560
Speaker 1: and that's when I was saying, you can't give up

1322
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,959
Speaker 1: a first round pick for a thirty two year old,

1323
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: often injured wide receiver on the way down. But now

1324
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,160
Speaker 1: you only give up a second and I believe a

1325
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:16,919
Speaker 1: fourth words, no, no, right. And here's the thing, he's

1326
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: the third option on this offense. You have a J. Brown,

1327
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 1: you have Julio Jones, and you have Derrick Henry. He's

1328
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: never had a running game like Derrick Henry. They're not

1329
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: gonna be I mean, if they double team Julio, that

1330
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: leaves a J. Brown open. If they double a J.

1331
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: Julio Jones one on one coverage, oh wait, we gotta

1332
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: stack the box because we gotta stop Derrick Henry. Oh

1333
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: one on one coverage with Julio and A J. The

1334
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: offense is not the problem with the Titans. It's can

1335
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: their defense do anything? The defense would give up seventy

1336
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Their offense was good last year, but

1337
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,919
Speaker 1: I think this makes their offense better than last year.

1338
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: It's just can the defense. They retooled it. They went

1339
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,479
Speaker 1: out and got a lot of players. It all comes

1340
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: down they can they stopped someone, but they should be

1341
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: able to say or with the likes of Kansas City

1342
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,439
Speaker 1: now and guys, listen, this is gonna be a little

1343
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 1: deep for some. This maybe a little Nashville centric, but

1344
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: this is huge getting Julio Jones because now A J.

1345
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: Brown is going to be a receiver unlike we've ever

1346
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: seen before. Because of the attention being paid to Julio Jones,

1347
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 1: A J. Brown may become the best receiver in the

1348
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: entire league. He's never had an amazing guy. On the

1349
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: other side, this is huge for A J. Brown the Titans.

1350
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: You might as well go ahead and give us the ship.

1351
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: And you can tell brother Pitts that and I will

1352
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: hang up and listen, guys over to you. Like I said,

1353
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: I think I would double A J. Brown over Julio.

1354
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: So I think Julio. I don't think defenses earlier in

1355
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 1: the season are gonna do that though. I think they're

1356
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: gonna double Julio first and then they'll learn. I just

1357
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 1: I think thirty two year old Julio doesn't require I mean,

1358
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: they don't know though, right, But that's what I'm saying.

1359
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 1: It makes the offense, the Titans offenses should be just awesome.

1360
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: It should be awesome. It's just can the deep ends stop? Anybody? Um?

1361
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 1: Here's brother live reaction. They lost Super Bowl last year

1362
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: to Brady, that little crazy thing that happened there, and

1363
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:09,479
Speaker 1: then now Nashville mounting up to be quite the team. Uh.

1364
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: This is brother audio of brother. When he heard that news,

1365
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: he took a very deep, deep worried okay and worrying

1366
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: up and listening. Hey, it's exciting, boys, exciting for the

1367
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: time it is. It's it's really exciting. It should be.

1368
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be interesting, and hey, I'm here for it.

1369
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: Let's go. We're all You realize we're less than a

1370
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: hundred days away from NFL. Yeah, but that's still a

1371
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: long time? Is it? Days? A long? And I think

1372
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: it's double digits now it's like still in the nineties.

1373
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,479
Speaker 1: That's a long time. His PJ just landed is also

1374
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: what I saw a picture of it. So he's in town.

1375
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you got a unit at your apartment complex.

1376
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 1: Coach heard and he was like, hey, you want to

1377
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: come over. He heard about all the dental floss hanging

1378
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: out by coach. We got Pennou's views if he's interested.

1379
01:07:55,760 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 1: West Nashville was gorgeous. At the bluff you can hang

1380
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: you can hang with him at the at the be

1381
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 1: Dubs coach. Coach is, uh, coach, are you're gonna touch

1382
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 1: on the golf? Do you want to talk about John

1383
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: know you want to talk about it? I'm sorry he

1384
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: should have won one boy and seven. It's preposterous. No,

1385
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: it's absolutely not sorry, Bud, see you later. Dang. I

1386
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: mean he tested positive for COVID. That's the rules. I mean,

1387
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for him at all. Like it's

1388
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: weird because he had a six stroke stroke lead. He

1389
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,800
Speaker 1: was gonna win the tournament. There was no one that

1390
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: it was no chancing. He was gonna lose and the

1391
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: stroke lead and he got he got pulled on Saturday. Yeah,

1392
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: at the end of his chance he can lose. I mean,

1393
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's possible. I was what I'm telling you.

1394
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: I've seen it happen a six stroke lead, not with

1395
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: Ramy's such a good putter coach. I get it. The

1396
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: odds are no, he probably would have won, but it happens.

1397
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,479
Speaker 1: What did Cannily Finn? What in more cow Candly? I

1398
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,560
Speaker 1: don't know if there's anything that was Julio Landing? Sorry,

1399
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 1: oh Vrabel met him on the tarmac. Yeah, probably took

1400
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: the straight to his house for dinner. Cup. He probably

1401
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 1: put him in the spare bedroom like Antonio Brown with

1402
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Dude, they might be at William to a

1403
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: airport that is right next to crib. He probably let

1404
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,719
Speaker 1: him chill at the with his wife in her room.

1405
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: That was another guy with Sorry, what we're talking about?

1406
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:24,440
Speaker 1: What did Maricott? What did um can't Lee win? Uh?

1407
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: Minus third team? And what was he? What was Rama?

1408
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: He was minus eighteen? I think he was six strokes.

1409
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: I think that Ramy was set he was gonna win.

1410
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,680
Speaker 1: That guy, but what was he at total? That's what

1411
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:36,959
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I think he was minus sixteen or seventeen,

1412
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 1: and so he was already I mean, okay, he was

1413
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: assuming he would have parted. He was minus eighteen because

1414
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: he had a six shrot league and Candily went minus

1415
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 1: one yesterday, so he would have he probably would have won, sure,

1416
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 1: probably would have won. He found out he had COVID

1417
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: the same day Mike de got married. Did you guys

1418
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: know during the wedding that he was getting kicked out

1419
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: of the tournament? I didn't a new service, No, I mean,

1420
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 1: is that what it was? I had to walk up

1421
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,640
Speaker 1: a mountain just to post some of your videos of

1422
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: you chugging beers. Yeah, like your videos wouldn't post, and

1423
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, five of them would post

1424
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: it once and I'd get that little circle, and I

1425
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,599
Speaker 1: mean it was just weird and it was upsetting coach,

1426
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 1: because I knew people needed to see the video of you,

1427
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 1: but they needed to know what was going on. And

1428
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'm holding my head up, my phone

1429
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: up over my head, because that that does work, is

1430
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,640
Speaker 1: when you hold the phone up. Yeah, you always. I

1431
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,560
Speaker 1: love when people do that, Like if you hold it

1432
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 1: closer to the sky, that's when you get better reception. Hey,

1433
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 1: but your boy Jimmy Walker finishing six now Mayweather, the

1434
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: fight went down. Did you get it? Hell? No, Ray,

1435
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: did you get it? No? I got a link from

1436
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: a listener, but I was in bed. I was recovering

1437
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 1: from the hangover. I didn't get it. Eight rounds. How

1438
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: many punches did Floyd Mayweather land? Right? I mean I

1439
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: saw it? Okay, that's terrible. Really, they must have just

1440
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: danced for all the lot of time. What do they hug?

1441
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: Paul landed twenty eight punches the whole You should have

1442
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: put creepy hands in the touched him more than that.

1443
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 1: Paul pulled through all through two seventeen punches and landed

1444
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 1: twenty eight. Mayweather through a hundred seven punches the whole time. Yeah,

1445
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: people pay money for that. That's crazy. And there was

1446
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 1: no winner. What about Ocho Cinco? He got knocked down,

1447
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,800
Speaker 1: so he lost. No, there's no winner or loser. I

1448
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 1: don't know in any of them. I don't. I don't

1449
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: get it. I don't. I don't get it. That's great,

1450
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: good for him. They're making a lot of money for

1451
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: all them. They made a lot of money, and they

1452
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: made dumb people fell for it. But I wouldn't watching

1453
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: that crap. I just don't get I don't understand how

1454
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,800
Speaker 1: this is entertaining to have forty three landed punches the

1455
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 1: whole fight. That's it. I mean a lot of people

1456
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: went to it. It It wasn't a sanctioned fight. There was.

1457
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,920
Speaker 1: It was in South Beach, wasn't it was at a

1458
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: hard rock stage. I believe it was in Florida, but

1459
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,639
Speaker 1: kept going to take wait at the Miami Dolphins State Yeah,

1460
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: keptica got it, got booted out. Did kepca Nott playing

1461
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: this tournament? Did he roll his eyes? No? He was

1462
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:00,439
Speaker 1: at the fight, Brooks Kepico was at the fight. I

1463
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:01,720
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know who was at the fight.

1464
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the fight. I don't I didn't care.

1465
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 1: But they played in a stadium, pull it up. Maybe

1466
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: it's that the casino, hard rock casino. Maybe the casino. Coach,

1467
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: I don't see the stadium being sold out for something

1468
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 1: like this. I would imagine not eight rounds. It says

1469
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: hard rock stadium. Wow, Okay, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Hey,

1470
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: but coach, oh, it is the football stadium. There ain't

1471
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: no way they filled that thing. There's no one there.

1472
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: It's I think the consensus boys was that it was

1473
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,760
Speaker 1: just a flop like, no one felt like they got

1474
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: their money's worth watching this crap. But from what I

1475
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: see on but they paid for it, so people paid it,

1476
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,719
Speaker 1: Like I can't I get people paid for a freaking

1477
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 1: Tiger versus Phil Remember, Oh yeah, I do remember that.

1478
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean people pay for the dumbest things. Ever. When

1479
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: you say something is pay per view and you can't

1480
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 1: watch it unless you pay, people are like, a, screw it,

1481
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 1: let's just get it. See what we're missing out on?

1482
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,800
Speaker 1: They do it. They feel like they're missing out on something,

1483
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: so I gotta get it the fomo. Yeah, because everybody's

1484
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 1: like online, are you gonna get it? No? Why would

1485
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,639
Speaker 1: I get that crap? Hey? I don't like Mayweather because

1486
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 1: he's boring. He really he just dances the whole time.

1487
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: As you can see, he only threw a hundred punches

1488
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,720
Speaker 1: the whole fight. I mean, that's what I'm paying my

1489
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: money for. And this dude through two seventeen punches in

1490
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: landed twenty. I understand that's what Mayweather does. You can't

1491
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 1: hit him, but good god, that's let's see the MAVs lose.

1492
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 1: MAVs did lose. Good Get Luca out of here? Why

1493
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: watching Luca is. I mean, he is must watch TV.

1494
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 1: He's so good, like he didn't look like he can

1495
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: really play in my nephew agree, he's not that as

1496
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: good as people say that. What do you mean? What

1497
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: the hell do you mean? You just don't think he's

1498
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: gonna win a championship. He's not. One person can't win

1499
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: a championship. Yes they can, no, yes, no, name it

1500
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: Jordan and he had Rodman, he had Grant, he had beat.

1501
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean he had people around him, Lebron, Lebron had

1502
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: Kyrie and Kevin Love true. All right, I'll hang up

1503
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:05,679
Speaker 1: and listen. Did you think you're going to win that argument, coach?

1504
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: I mean it is really hard in the NBA to

1505
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: win by yourself. Luca is so freaking good. He is

1506
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 1: so good. They just need to get him a number two.

1507
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: I mean they pay Crystal, they pay him, but he

1508
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 1: is not he is his injury. He hasn't been good. No,

1509
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 1: two years two years ago. Yeah, but they need to

1510
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: get it. But he is so good to watch, and

1511
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna win a championship. I think Tim

1512
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 1: Hardaway is good, solid, he's a solid player. That's but

1513
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: I mean, bo Band, he's pretty badass shot stop stop,

1514
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: stop stops? So is he old? He's old, right, dude.

1515
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 1: He might be thirty, but he looks years old. But

1516
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: he moves like is it? I mean, poor guy? What

1517
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: is he? Is he a legit legally? Is he a

1518
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: legal giant? Yeah? I think so. I think he has

1519
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: that syndrome, that giant because he looks like a giant,

1520
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:00,639
Speaker 1: like a real giant. I don't know how he fits anywhere. Gosh,

1521
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: he's huge. He's a month And have you ever seen

1522
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: his wife? She little? She comes up like his hip.

1523
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,720
Speaker 1: Shut up, she's like five ft three. Get that, dude.

1524
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 1: That's crazy, not just just just how do they do it?

1525
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 1: Picture it? How how we're all the same height laying down? No, no, no,

1526
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: you're not. No, you're not You're not that. Would you

1527
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: tell yourself, coaches, your wife taller than you? Probably probably

1528
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 1: you would know. I mean in heels, she's definitely taller. Yeah,

1529
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,040
Speaker 1: what else do we need? I mean, she's there was

1530
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:35,599
Speaker 1: so much I think, Okay, I had others. Oh, can

1531
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 1: I tell you real quick about the cab had an hour? Yeah,

1532
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 1: this is hilarious. I heard some of this story in

1533
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and it's definitely worth repeating and retelling, so

1534
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,760
Speaker 1: I actually want to hear it. Well, I mean, I

1535
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,360
Speaker 1: never do this, but my wife found a cheap flight,

1536
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: and really it was kind of my only option to

1537
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,559
Speaker 1: get back to Nashville at midnight. Man, getting back at

1538
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 1: midnight on a Sunday night, a day before a live

1539
01:15:57,280 --> 01:16:00,160
Speaker 1: freaking radio show stresses me out. My wife is, but

1540
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 1: who does it all the time you travel somewhere. I

1541
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 1: am going to get every last minute out of my destination.

1542
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 1: I'm not going to I am not coach. So I'm like, great,

1543
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the eight am fly back. I'm taking

1544
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,960
Speaker 1: the late flight back. My worst nightmare is my flight

1545
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,640
Speaker 1: gets delayed. I don't give back to three in the

1546
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 1: morning or something, or they cancel it. You know, dude,

1547
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: you were stressed. I can you imagine me. I would

1548
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: never do that. I'm worried about parking airplanes. All right,

1549
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,639
Speaker 1: it's so anyway, it's delayed, but it's delayed by thirty minutes.

1550
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 1: I leave Dallas at about ten thirty at night. I

1551
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,560
Speaker 1: get to Nashville a little after midnight. I would have

1552
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 1: had cold sweats. Coach, Coach. I'm already like, oh my gosh.

1553
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,640
Speaker 1: Just after midnight. I gotta be at work, like in

1554
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: two hours. This is ridiculous. So then I go to

1555
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 1: the Uber place because I'm flying back. My family still

1556
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 1: in Dallas. So I go to the rides share line.

1557
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean, my app is just the wheel spinning. I

1558
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 1: cannot get an Uber. Everyone's look, everyone's looking at their phones.

1559
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,600
Speaker 1: No one is able to get an Uber. I go

1560
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: to lift, no lifts of it. I'm like, oh, how

1561
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:04,720
Speaker 1: am I getting home? There's one cab driving up, and

1562
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 1: I look at the cab line and there's probably about

1563
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 1: ten people at the cab line. I'm like, screw it.

1564
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep trying Uber, but I'm gonna get in

1565
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: the cab line just in case. So cabs start coming up.

1566
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: You're going to New New York. No, no, boys, they

1567
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: don't speak English, Like, none of these cab drivers speak English.

1568
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: They're all from different countries. And they pull up in

1569
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:29,680
Speaker 1: their cab minivans and one guy goes in there. It's

1570
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,720
Speaker 1: like downtown, Oh, downtown. Who else is going downtown? Who

1571
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,840
Speaker 1: else is going downtown? Four or five guys put their

1572
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 1: hands up, all right, getting everybody get in, I'll take

1573
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 1: you downtown. Okay, alright? So you put them all in

1574
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: one cab. Five guys get in one cab and they

1575
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:44,599
Speaker 1: take off downtown. Next uber though, that means that means

1576
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,679
Speaker 1: there's less people in line for you, right, So next

1577
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,000
Speaker 1: to next taxi comes up and there's a guy not

1578
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: in line, just chilling over there. He walks right up

1579
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: to it and I'm like, well, well, well buddy, I'm

1580
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,280
Speaker 1: next in line. And the cab driver goes, wait, hold on,

1581
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: hold on, where are you going? Talks to the guy,

1582
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,599
Speaker 1: not me, the other guy. He's like, downtown, and then

1583
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: he talks to me. He's like, where are you going.

1584
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, South, I'm taking downtown. Guy. I'm like, whoa, whoa, buddy,

1585
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,680
Speaker 1: you gotta get in line, like I don't care. He's like, no,

1586
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: not he was first he gets in my cab. I'm like, dude,

1587
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,800
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Now you're getting a fight

1588
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,519
Speaker 1: with this guy now. Yeah. So cap drivers like get away,

1589
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 1: get away, I'm not taking I know why I get it, Yes,

1590
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:22,640
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna take away from business right what. I

1591
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,200
Speaker 1: don't care, Like, I gotta get home. I know you

1592
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,080
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. I gotta get home. And

1593
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: there's no rides so then the dude gets in the cabin,

1594
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: they take off. Finally another cab comes up and I'm like,

1595
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm jumping through the door. I start opening. He's like,

1596
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,600
Speaker 1: where are you going? Where are you going? Where are

1597
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 1: you going? I'm like, I'm coming with you. You're taking

1598
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,920
Speaker 1: me home? And he goes, where Where where too? I'm

1599
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 1: like South Nashville. Is like no, no, no, no, no

1600
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,280
Speaker 1: no no, I'm not going to South Nashville. Not going

1601
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,599
Speaker 1: to South Nashville. I'm like, yes, you are. You're taking

1602
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 1: me right now. He goes. He goes, come on, man,

1603
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:55,840
Speaker 1: what's your address? Like my address? He's like, that's that's

1604
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,800
Speaker 1: gonna be fifty dollars. Like, I got it, goes the

1605
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 1: door and let's go. I paid sixty dollars to get

1606
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: home last night. Good god, sixty that was my only option. Boys, well,

1607
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,559
Speaker 1: we paid thirty five by just leaving our vehicle at

1608
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,280
Speaker 1: the airport, so ours was the better option. I get that.

1609
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: Now I'm just gonna leave my if I know I'm

1610
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 1: gonna get home late, I'm just gonna leave my vehicle. Yeah.

1611
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 1: And there's an awesome thing we have with this company.

1612
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:21,960
Speaker 1: We have a deal with park and Fly. You valet

1613
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 1: that sucker with them. A bus picks you up, and

1614
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:27,679
Speaker 1: when you get back to their little facility, the car

1615
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 1: is their trunk, open, car running. You're ready to go.

1616
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 1: You don't have to walk more than ten steps, less

1617
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 1: than sixty dollars. Yeah, it's like it's cheaper than parking

1618
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 1: at the airport and it's covered. Valet. I gotta do

1619
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:43,679
Speaker 1: that next time. Les plug it's amazing. No, it's legit.

1620
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: They actually bottles of water waiting for you, exactly. And

1621
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,599
Speaker 1: then let me tell you about cabs. Boys. Now there's

1622
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: no meter anymore. They unplugged that meter and they named

1623
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: the price. There's no way to even ask him, like, well,

1624
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,760
Speaker 1: what's what him showing me the fair, He's like, I

1625
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 1: told you it's fifty dollars, and I'm like, show it

1626
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 1: to me. I'm telling you right now, it's fifty dollars.

1627
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,679
Speaker 1: Asked me again, it's gonna be fifty five dollars. No way,

1628
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: that's how they roll now, dude, dude, that's gangster style.

1629
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 1: It's crazy cabs. See that's the problem. And then I go, well,

1630
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,000
Speaker 1: I only have He's like, he's like, it's cash only.

1631
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, well, great, dude, I only got forty

1632
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: five bucks. I'll let you. I have venmo. Well you

1633
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,439
Speaker 1: at that point, you're already of your house, right, No, no, no, no,

1634
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 1: we're about to leave. Oh we're about to leave because

1635
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: I got to my house and said that and then

1636
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 1: be like, well, here's forty five you're gonna take him

1637
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,160
Speaker 1: to where you live and then stiff the dude. I

1638
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: don't think so. I didn't think about that. I'm gonna

1639
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: be real cheap right now. Now you know my home address,

1640
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:44,320
Speaker 1: Now you know where I'm sleeping, and that, Oh so

1641
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:48,080
Speaker 1: you could easily drive back here. I didn't about that. Yeah,

1642
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,400
Speaker 1: that's my bad. Didn't didn't I didn't put two and

1643
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: two together one hour in five minutes. Oh my gosh,

1644
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: that it? Yeah? I think that's it. Okay, oh wait

1645
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,599
Speaker 1: wait now I will do the email on Wednesday. Okay,

1646
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 1: you got a good one or what? Yeah? Yeah, boys,

1647
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: I think the way that you guys told that wedding story,

1648
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could have given that story

1649
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,480
Speaker 1: to a better storyteller. Duo. I think it was phenomenal.

1650
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 1: And you don't get a better recap of a wedding

1651
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:15,760
Speaker 1: from anybody, and you guys were just blessed to get

1652
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: that in your diesel trucks today, Coach did our storytelling

1653
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 1: and help you put the pieces together. Pieces were all there.

1654
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 1: It also made me look a tad bad. But no,

1655
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,400
Speaker 1: it didn't make you look I don't understand how it

1656
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: makes you look bad. At the risk of making a

1657
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 1: very funny show, I'm fine with it. I think it

1658
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 1: seem like you hit all the people. But but people

1659
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:35,800
Speaker 1: don't get I remember calling the one lady of milf.

1660
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 1: But that's just me being funny. Like I'm literally not

1661
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,680
Speaker 1: saying like you're like I want you hubba bubba. I

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01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 1: was literally just like you're a mouth. It's a funny comment.

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01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,599
Speaker 1: I'm all about react. You know what milf stands for, coach,

1664
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 1: but it's changed. Back in the day it stood for that.

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01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 1: Now it sounds for mother. I'd liked a friend. Oh,

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01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: thank you, coach, because I still thought it meant mother.

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01:21:56,640 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: I'd like mother. I'd like to be friends with no mother.

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01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 1: I'd like to Facebook, Oh FaceTime, FaceTime, Yeah, what about mother.

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01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,320
Speaker 1: I'd like to friend zone perfect mother. I'd like to

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01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: find mother. I'd like to frame sometime or the old

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01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 1: meaning mother. I'd like to mother mother, i'd like to friendship. No,

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01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know whether i'd like to forget. Oh there

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01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:30,960
Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, okay, all right, tell me this. Yeah.

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01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,519
Speaker 1: Was the woman that did the Was she was the preacher?

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01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:39,839
Speaker 1: Was she also at the wedding? Yes, that's what I thought,

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01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: her friend from college. You mean the one who sat

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01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: there and said, hey, we're friends, the whole story during

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01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: the wedding ceremony. But you probably don't remember, coach. Yeah,

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01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 1: So I assume she was going to be at the wedding.

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01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 1: Two because at the reception, because she was a friend

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01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: from friend, like her best friend. Because I thought I

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01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 1: recognized her was like the match game. I was like,

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01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: I remember that face being the preacher. And so then

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01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 1: she was also at the receptions. Got it? Yeah? And

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01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 1: I gotta say props to them for actually having a Mike,

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01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,160
Speaker 1: because usually they do that like, oh, we're gonna say

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01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,800
Speaker 1: and on an outdoor wedding and then Mike's and you

1688
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: can't hear any crap. And Mike nailed us with I mean,

1689
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 1: he made out loud, he goes. I even thought about

1690
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 1: getting on Grinder home run on his valves. Great job, dude.

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01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,960
Speaker 1: I got to give him props in the joke writing

1692
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 1: the moment when he goes, I almost gave up on love. Hell,

1693
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 1: I even thought about getting on grinder. He said he

1694
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 1: almost give up on life. I was looking bridge. That's

1695
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:30,960
Speaker 1: where I got really really that was a joke, right,

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01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:32,519
Speaker 1: I don't think so, He's like, I was looking for

1697
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,479
Speaker 1: a bridge. I almost went on Grinder. I mean, you

1698
01:23:34,479 --> 01:23:36,559
Speaker 1: don't even hear that stuff at Zane He's down the road.

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01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 1: When Chris Roxton town, that was funny and the older

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01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 1: the older people laughed at that, and I was like,

1701
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 1: do they know what grinder is? No, they just laughed

1702
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 1: at They just thought it was like another dating app. Okay,

1703
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,240
Speaker 1: I think I think. I think Mewhile was laughing at

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01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: that one, and I was like, I don't leave. I

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01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 1: don't know that's the dating app. Alright, alright, okay, I

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01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 1: have a great Monday. Good Bye everybody. Mm hm