WEBVTT - Drew and Enya went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>And that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Is I like made sure that my voice was low enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Because every time I scream on Zoom episodes, it like

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<v Speaker 3>blocks me out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just hit a new octave, Like I just

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<v Speaker 1>unlocked a new sound humans can make by doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was really crazy. What's up, girl? It's been

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of days since we've seen each other.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, it's so awkward. It's like we're meeting for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time. I'm nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>You look good?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we go on a date? Thank you? You don't?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I think I'm gonna wait, let's just cosplay

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<v Speaker 1>the date. Okay, okay, Well what'd you get up to today?

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<v Speaker 2>I fingered myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I think I'm gonna get a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Do what drink are you gonna gets?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'd be down for shots after we eat. Maybe, like, if.

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<v Speaker 2>Things go better, you're gonna eat food. You need more food.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't eaten all day.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been like, you can get like a little house

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<v Speaker 2>salad or something, but I'm not paying for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I need to ask for you to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>my food. I like can pay for my own food. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you seem like you would know a lot about not

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<v Speaker 1>loving yourself and nourishing yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>So data i've ever been on it, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my fault. I think it's your fault. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're very weird. And I plan on going home

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<v Speaker 1>and not only saying what restaurant I went to tagging

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<v Speaker 1>my location and making sure I give a good enough

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<v Speaker 1>description that people could find out who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're gone.

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<v Speaker 2>So are we gonna do us or not?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't plan on hooking up with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why you. I don't know at what point.

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<v Speaker 2>Rude and scene scene And that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Me For all the people who think me and Drew

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<v Speaker 1>should actually date, that's what it would go like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what every single one of my dates look like,

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<v Speaker 2>every one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you playing someone else or yourself? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I was. That's how I act on dates.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I didn't know that. We should probably have a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that's is you said, Holy shit? R Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised you don't have a baddie in bed every week, but.

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<v Speaker 3>That is No.

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<v Speaker 1>If I found out you actually ever acted like that

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<v Speaker 1>on a date, I'd be so pissed, I'd be like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I have to talk to him. Not only did

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<v Speaker 2>I have to teach him how to wipe his ass,

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<v Speaker 2>but now I have to teach him at a.

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<v Speaker 3>Date how to be a normal person on dates also so.

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<v Speaker 1>That I don't get like, because somehow that would be

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<v Speaker 1>my fault if it became public knowledge that you acted

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<v Speaker 1>like that. They be like, I can't believe any letson

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Like I could see it being my fault. WHOA.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time we are on.

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<v Speaker 1>A zoom call like episode, no matter what, you will

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<v Speaker 1>be looking at yourself and seeing what face you can make.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I hate my body. Like, do y'all ever

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<v Speaker 2>do this? Like, hold on, let me pull these back? Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I look cute like this?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, I look cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all ever, just like pull the sides of your face

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<v Speaker 2>up and be like, oh, that's good. Like y'all ever

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<v Speaker 2>go like that's good? Oh like not that's what I

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<v Speaker 2>should look like. I need to get a plastic searcher

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<v Speaker 2>to look like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh not much changes for me because I'm pretty perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's because you have like literally the most perfect

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<v Speaker 2>face shape ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>You do look really pretty today. Every time I get

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<v Speaker 2>on zoom, I'm like, wow, and he is beautiful. You

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<v Speaker 2>only look pretty over phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't look pretty in person. In person, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really jarring and scary to look at. I actually you

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<v Speaker 1>only think the opposite. Like I see myself in videos

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<v Speaker 1>all the times. I'm like, y'all, please, that's all what

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<v Speaker 1>I look like, like that I look better in person,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear, even though I've literally never seen myself in person.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't believe cameras show who you really are.

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<v Speaker 2>Gag. Like that's something I wanted to talk about today.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw someone made a video talking about mirrors, and like, duh,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody knows, like mirrors are inverted, so like you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>like actually seen yourself unless you like use the inverted

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<v Speaker 2>filter on TikTok or like.

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<v Speaker 1>What I feel like even that is like exactly exactly

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<v Speaker 1>sorting you.

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<v Speaker 2>But like the real ty that no one's talking about

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<v Speaker 2>is like mirrors are fucking scary, Like they're actually demonic

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<v Speaker 2>and witchcraft Like I'm not even kidding, they're like purely magical.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I understand it's a piece of glass with like

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<v Speaker 2>this coding on it, so you can see a reflection,

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<v Speaker 2>But like, what the hell was that? What was that?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm back on the wagon, y'all. I got a new

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<v Speaker 3>buff bar.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a flu Actually it's a harmonica.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, okay, dude, that matches your baba your hamster

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<v Speaker 2>water bottle? So well? Do you have the hamster bottle

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<v Speaker 2>with you underbal Literally those two are like imagine made

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<v Speaker 2>in heaven.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do the GQ ten Essentials on my first

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>But no mirrors are evil, demonic witchcraft, Like I genuine

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<v Speaker 2>believe that, because like, really, you're gonna tell me? That's

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<v Speaker 2>like another thing, like the creators that be, Like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a few things I need to talk about, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll like kind of list them off and then we

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<v Speaker 2>can like react to them together. Okay, the simulation creators,

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<v Speaker 2>the powers that be.

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<v Speaker 3>Have been you right now, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Way too close to the fucking suns right tree.

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<v Speaker 3>You think you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Fell out of a coconut tree.

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<v Speaker 3>In the context, do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that you live and what came before you

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<v Speaker 2>here is that's not you?

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<v Speaker 3>Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Of all that you would list you've been.

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<v Speaker 3>All in which you have lived, and what came before you.

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<v Speaker 3>That was Kamala Harris.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I love I literally love Kamala Harris

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<v Speaker 2>cringe compilations. Those are a great video to deep dive on,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kamala Harris iconic pop culture moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she has definitely been microdosing every day of

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<v Speaker 1>her life since the moment she became vice president.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been microdosing adrenochrome and baby stem cells, and she

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<v Speaker 2>needs to give some to Joe. Literally, Joe, here's your

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<v Speaker 2>little stem cell. You want some stem cells. Well, what

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying is that the simulation creators have been

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<v Speaker 2>flying too close to the sun recently, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what tipped me off that they're like trying a little

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<v Speaker 2>like too hard to like like make the future happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, babe, just let it happen naturally like

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<v Speaker 2>it will. You don't have to force it, bitch. Neuralink

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<v Speaker 2>is like I know, I talk about it all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>but the more I think about it, that shit is

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<v Speaker 2>fake as dust and I'm not buying it. And the

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<v Speaker 2>simulation creators tried some new shit with me and it's

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<v Speaker 2>just not happening. I'm not letting it happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I was working for a second though they got.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they had me ring like they had me

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<v Speaker 2>in for a second, but then I thought about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like no, Like it freaks me out. It

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<v Speaker 2>freaks me out. It's like thirty two different connections. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like they plug it into your brain and then all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you're allowed to play like SIEV six

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<v Speaker 2>when you're paralyzed. Like no, like I'm not. I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>not buying that. You're not selling that to me, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying that, Like put it in my brain

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll tell you if it works for real, for

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<v Speaker 2>real the yay.

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<v Speaker 5>So what you're saying is you were the only reliable

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<v Speaker 5>source for neuralink, and that's why they need to give

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<v Speaker 5>it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, dead ass, Like I'm a narcissist, Like I won't

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<v Speaker 2>believe it works until it happens to me, Like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think, like not that I don't believe that it can

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<v Speaker 3>do something.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't when something is useless to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't think it should exist. Like that provides no

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<v Speaker 1>knowledge for me. It does not like expand my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like I'm seeing the universe from a

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<v Speaker 1>new fucking selective narrative or anything. It does nothing for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I actually I still don't know what the neurallink

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<v Speaker 1>is for. Like I know it could be used to

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<v Speaker 1>help like brain chemistry and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, it's to control computers basically, like you like

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<v Speaker 2>can if you can't use a mouse and eye tracking

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<v Speaker 2>is doesn't work for a long time because you have

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<v Speaker 2>to sit completely still and like look around and like

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<v Speaker 2>you can't like move around. They put this chip in

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<v Speaker 2>your brain so you can control a mouse, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can live a more normal life. Also, he was playing

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<v Speaker 2>the neuralink creator or the first neuralink patient was playing

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<v Speaker 2>Mario Kart within like two days of it, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was controlling it all with his fucking mind, like all

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<v Speaker 2>the buttons like the go, the stop, the reverse, the

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<v Speaker 2>throw the green shell. He threw a green shell, a

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<v Speaker 2>green shell at another car and aimed it and threw

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<v Speaker 2>it perfect timing. Like yeah, fucking right, No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>buying it, y'all aren't getting.

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<v Speaker 1>For some reason for the first time, I like do

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<v Speaker 1>believe that, but only because that study that I saw

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<v Speaker 1>on I'm stop getting my sources from TikTok because this

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<v Speaker 1>shit could be fucking bullshit and not real. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna look it up because I actually can even

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck about science. Sorry, everything science had to teach me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's taught me already.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like magic and wonder and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>know why things happen work.

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<v Speaker 2>But your pH balance and your beajenie is a little off.

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<v Speaker 2>You need science for that. No, you need Jesus for that.

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<v Speaker 2>You need Jesus for that. Odor.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the wonders of my body and the calcified water

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<v Speaker 1>of New York City will heel me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the calcified fetus that's been in your gut

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<v Speaker 2>for the last seven years, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Turned floating around in my gut?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, bruh is it the older lady?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, fucking fetus inside of her uterus for like seventy

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<v Speaker 2>years and it just turned a fucking stone in her

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<v Speaker 2>and she like went in for like a routine checkup,

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<v Speaker 2>and it fucking was just in her gut. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>telling you that. I was telling the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>people that didn't know. But what the fuck were you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Body is tea? Miss? Body is tea?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Because of that thing that they had, like the

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<v Speaker 1>fetuses and like baby brains they were building in a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lab.

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<v Speaker 3>Like how humans are just obsessed with.

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<v Speaker 1>Cloning and we need to get the fuck over ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>because also humans are not that great, like.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't need more of them, were good whatever, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't need to make them in a lab like bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to insta cart a baby anytime soon,

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<v Speaker 1>like we don't need.

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<v Speaker 2>What if they can change the code to make them superhuman?

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<v Speaker 3>I would be so fucking annoyed?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? My baby came out like extremely

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<v Speaker 1>smart and I was just like kind of like useless.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, literally, if babies came out perfect, every other

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<v Speaker 1>human living would be obsolete and they would probably kill us.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't I think babies are meant to be

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<v Speaker 1>stupid at perth. I don't want to fucking super baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want a baby who could decide to sing

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<v Speaker 1>one day and just like change its fucking like lung

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<v Speaker 1>placement or whatever the fuck makes human sing normally, Which

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<v Speaker 1>that's another thing that could uses the fuck out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it's crazy that you can't teach yourself to sing?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at James Charles, all those thinging.

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<v Speaker 2>Classes, No get me, look at me. I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I let's hear, let's hear a song?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, hold on, give me what is that.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude that's doing something to them that there's voices in

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<v Speaker 1>your singing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like voice is the fucking voice?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, what's the Roy Orbson song? I'm crying, whrying, whah.

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<v Speaker 3>We actually need this idea for American idol. I'd be

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<v Speaker 3>so happy if I got on god ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know what, take the million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you could somehow get past maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>could find a song, because I feel like the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>flaw with American idol and things like that is I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely do believe there is a song for everyone, that

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<v Speaker 1>everyone can sing at least one song.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, ye dubai rift, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's yours mine. No, mine is not fair because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a really good singer.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just like you haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually did Hello It's Me by Todd Rundgren at karaoke,

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<v Speaker 1>and I talk about a vibe no one would be

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<v Speaker 1>and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Did not with it. I don't work. We need to

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<v Speaker 2>insert the York video.

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<v Speaker 3>You do sound good? I guess it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the New York which song was it throw

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<v Speaker 2>things off the mountainside.

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<v Speaker 3>Sensuality. No, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was sometimes I look over the mountain side and

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<v Speaker 2>throw little things off and close my if my if

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<v Speaker 2>I hit the ground, will my eyes be closed or open?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the lyrics, but I don't know what song

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<v Speaker 2>that day is. I'm looking it up closed my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>closed or open?

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<v Speaker 3>Hyperballad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hyper ballad. That's my ship, that's my one song.

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<v Speaker 2>I can sing.

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<v Speaker 1>Mountains right, Yeah, that would make sense that the only

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<v Speaker 1>one you can do is like a scary little voice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just do thepin.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not reading well over.

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<v Speaker 4>Before you wake up?

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<v Speaker 3>Happiness be fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>That song is about me and you and you by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, but us or no, I think it just

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<v Speaker 2>pertains to our life mainly. But every morning before I

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<v Speaker 2>wake up, I think about offing myself. Every morning, and

0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.320
<v Speaker 2>while you're asleep or no, no, sorry, every morning while

0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.440
<v Speaker 2>you're asleep, when I'm awake, I'm thinking about offing myself.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I go through all that before you wake up,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can be a happier, better version of myself

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<v Speaker 2>for you. Probably get help, Yeah, yeah, I honestly should.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna be there for you, though, because that's

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<v Speaker 3>not like a lot for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I getting actor right now?

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<v Speaker 3>No? What do you what do you think you're doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's in the door.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm having one of those days where I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do anything but use my phone. Like some mornings,

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<v Speaker 1>my phone just calls to me, and it's like we

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<v Speaker 1>need to work together, Like you've been off of it

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<v Speaker 1>too long.

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<v Speaker 3>Like my screen time was like, actually, I want to see.

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<v Speaker 1>My screen time was really low the past few days

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm in New York and I'm seeing my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Organo, Oh, you don't want to know kind of things

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<v Speaker 2>that I know that I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, my average screen time since I've been.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is like four to five hours. Gorgeous because a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of that also is like me looking at fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Google maps and like trying to figure out where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get ho because I'm addicted to right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>blame it on Rain because if y'all don't know who is,

0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.720
<v Speaker 1>she's a fucking freakingly gorgeous model, but she's obsessed with

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<v Speaker 1>teas and shit and making little concoctions. And I had one,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what it is. I had the thing

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<v Speaker 1>where I have a drink and then I have like

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<v Speaker 1>the best day ever mentally, And when I got to

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<v Speaker 1>New York, I went to the like Toast the cutes

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<v Speaker 1>Toast spot, which you still haven't been to, which is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of insane, but I had a hojicha there, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I continue to have the best day ever. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I need it every day because that's how I

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<v Speaker 1>checked my brain into having a good time. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're tasting this. Remember how good you felt when you

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<v Speaker 1>taste this.

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<v Speaker 2>Psychologically makes a lot of freaking sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I'm just having one of those days where

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up and I was like, I need my phone,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need to be with my phone. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of like distant and now giving my phone

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<v Speaker 1>the attention and love it deserves.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, I'm like the complete opposite,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm smothering my phone, and she's like, actually, step, she

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<v Speaker 2>turned off.

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<v Speaker 3>My na is.

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<v Speaker 1>When Drew's phone dies, he just uses it as a

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<v Speaker 1>like notion from the universe to take a nap because

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<v Speaker 1>he's too.

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<v Speaker 3>Lazy to get up, Like you literally just turn over and.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to sleep. I'm good to sleep, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>wake up and I'm like, why is my phone dead?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Notes that I have sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Kai is not dead. He's here somewhere in the

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<v Speaker 3>zoom universe.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I join? Can I join?

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<v Speaker 3>If you have a hand over your face?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, cover that fucking mug, bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you just asked to join.

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<v Speaker 3>You turned on your own camera. No one turned it

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<v Speaker 3>on for you. Okay, how do I let's see I

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<v Speaker 3>fixed it?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:10.080
<v Speaker 2>There's some boys fucking voice voice he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad, facing in and out of existence.

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<v Speaker 2>We're working, bro, What do you mean we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing the podcast?

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<v Speaker 4>Like hello, I'm just trying to tap in.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't talk to you for fun. This is work.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, I'm just chilling. What's Drew?

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<v Speaker 3>You look?

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<v Speaker 4>You look good?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I look puggy and you can say that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you look good. I I swear to you. Got

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<v Speaker 4>to keep looking.

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<v Speaker 3>At you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>For Drew's birthday, when I was looking through all the photos,

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<v Speaker 1>I realized almost all of my photos of Drew that

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<v Speaker 1>have on my phone or him doing that fucking smile.

0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm so fucking ugly, y'all, I'm literally you.

0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Can't make yourself look ugly, and they'd be like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no no, just even outside of that, like like.

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<v Speaker 1>This, I'm not gonna shower you in compliments because you

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<v Speaker 1>do this thing where you like search for compliments by

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<v Speaker 1>calling yourself ugly, and then when somebody gives you the

0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:10.080
<v Speaker 1>commplat you're looking for, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just go, I know, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I'm balding, like I'm actually balding. I'm about

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<v Speaker 3>to like join No, I'm not kidding. I'm like balding

0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:24.720
<v Speaker 3>right here, like my hair is thinning.

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<v Speaker 2>If a girl takes Finash stride, will they like implode?

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<v Speaker 4>I think your ovaries fall out.

0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:39.040
<v Speaker 2>That's too bad, though, honestly, more words, it's like not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, periods.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just say, oh my god, why you're

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<v Speaker 1>not even hiding?

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<v Speaker 3>I can still see you.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, did we talk about when me and Drew saw

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<v Speaker 4>Dune and he kept screaming Dune pilled whenever?

0:19:56.440 --> 0:20:00.000
<v Speaker 2>And then then know, really what happened is you screamed

0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.399
<v Speaker 2>while it was silent. It was dead silent. We were

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:07.840
<v Speaker 2>at the TLC Chinese Theater, biggest screen, loudest theater ever,

0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 2>it was beautiful, but every moment of silent was extra silent.

0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Zindaiya and Timothy just got finished doing s on the

0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:20.200
<v Speaker 2>screen and Kaya out loud was like Zindia's writing, Timothy's

0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.120
<v Speaker 2>worm big worm.

0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:27.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then wedge laugh, huge laugh from.

0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Like no, there was no there wasn't a single around us.

0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Rewriting history right now, He's like, and then the theater

0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.879
<v Speaker 1>erupted and laughter, and everybody stood up and carried me

0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and set me down to the front, like carried you

0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:46.000
<v Speaker 1>what's it called crowdsurping down to the front where people

0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:48.560
<v Speaker 1>stand for like Q and A's and they gave you

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<v Speaker 1>a mic and put a spotlight on you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, dude, I don't know.

0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:53.800
<v Speaker 1>The joke just came naturally, Like I'm so happy that

0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.879
<v Speaker 1>you guys enjoyed that, like publishing.

0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:58.880
<v Speaker 2>It did have that as a note for a couple

0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:01.800
<v Speaker 2>episodes ago, but I forgot to talk about it, so

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for bringing it up. But yeah, Kai and

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<v Speaker 2>I were dune pilled this fuck universe. That's something I've

0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:11.440
<v Speaker 2>been working on. I've been shopping it around and every

0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:14.119
<v Speaker 2>time someone's heard me say duniverse, they were like gag,

0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.159
<v Speaker 2>like that's actually sick like, so if you want to

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:18.360
<v Speaker 2>use it, I give you permission.

0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna probably put it on a T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and like throw that on red bubble, make a couple

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dough make.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple bands out lonely. Okay, So our toilets, it's

0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:38.200
<v Speaker 2>clogged boots as fuck. It was cool you.

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<v Speaker 6>Were clogging the fuck out of the toilets at the

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<v Speaker 6>crib because Drew doesn't ship for like three weeks at

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<v Speaker 6>a time, and then when he does, he unleashes the

0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:47.680
<v Speaker 6>fucking cracking from his asshole and blows up the toilet

0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.800
<v Speaker 6>and destroys it, and then our landlord always has.

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<v Speaker 3>Something to say about it.

0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:54.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it was clogged boots. And I called our

0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:58.760
<v Speaker 2>landlord because I was gonna have a plumber come on

0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:00.840
<v Speaker 2>my own dime, because I was like, this is probably

0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:03.199
<v Speaker 2>my fault. I am probably gonna end up paying for it,

0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.040
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to go through landlord because it

0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:08.119
<v Speaker 2>always takes too long. So I scheduled one and then

0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:10.119
<v Speaker 2>I called them and I was like, it's an older home,

0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:13.080
<v Speaker 2>and then I got really anxious and that he was

0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:15.000
<v Speaker 2>going to destroy the pipes because it is an old

0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:20.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking home. So I called the stain, So I called

0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 2>Minky our landlord.

0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:26.359
<v Speaker 3>No, we have to.

0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Explain that because like the way we always talk about

0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:32.440
<v Speaker 1>our landlord not saying our name right, but her name

0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:36.679
<v Speaker 1>is Mickey, and we have gone from like Nicky to

0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Mick to mink to mink stain because there was a

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<v Speaker 1>time where we didn't fuck with her because she would

0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:43.639
<v Speaker 1>just come into our house.

0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:47.880
<v Speaker 3>You would just like come inside and be like hello.

0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Helloa arm yeah and like yell for us.

0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:53.600
<v Speaker 1>We were like, bro, the mink stain is literally fucking

0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:54.639
<v Speaker 1>coming into our house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but now what nicknames is the stain? Which I like,

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:00.560
<v Speaker 3>it does not. I love her.

0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I love her. I love her. I just need that

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:05.320
<v Speaker 2>to be known. But anyways, I was on the phone

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 2>with her talking about and it was like six people

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:11.359
<v Speaker 2>in the car and I was on the phone and

0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I had her on speaker, and I was like, yeah,

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.359
<v Speaker 2>our toilet's clogged. Like I thought that was gonna be

0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:20.040
<v Speaker 2>the end of the conversation. No, I mean six different

0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:25.200
<v Speaker 2>times she was like, is someone constipated? Like are you constipated? Philip,

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Like it's someone is Josh constipated? Are you constipated? Like

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:31.960
<v Speaker 2>are you making big poop in my landlord just kept

0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 2>talking to me about like my bowel movements, and I

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:37.479
<v Speaker 2>was just like no. And then she got into this

0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:40.000
<v Speaker 2>like funny, flirty conversation with me where she was like, Philip,

0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:42.880
<v Speaker 2>you're so funny and real like you like you're just

0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:45.440
<v Speaker 2>like just authentic, and that's why I like you. That's

0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:47.240
<v Speaker 2>literally why I like you. And she's like kind of

0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:49.719
<v Speaker 2>flirty with me, and I just was like, yeah, like

0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:52.959
<v Speaker 2>I am real, like I know you know that. And uh,

0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 2>then she like we were playing around because I always

0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.520
<v Speaker 2>send rent like a week late because I forget, and

0:23:57.600 --> 0:23:59.920
<v Speaker 2>I was just like text me, Mink, like just text me,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you really want the rent me and she

0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:05.600
<v Speaker 2>texted me on the first she remembered.

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why you like her because she flirts with.

0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>You because she's like she's a Oh we only like

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:14.639
<v Speaker 1>her as a landlord because she's like an older lady

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and we've now known her for almost six years, so

0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 1>she's like sweet in my eyes, but she is like

0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:25.119
<v Speaker 1>classic landlord. I got a light fixture changed, or I

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.320
<v Speaker 1>tried to get a light picture in our house changed,

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.560
<v Speaker 1>and the wiring was so fucking old and untouched that

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 1>it was a fire hazard, and the guy who was

0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:35.119
<v Speaker 1>doing it was like, Oh, I don't think I should

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:38.239
<v Speaker 1>touch this anymore, because it's a miracle your house has

0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:40.879
<v Speaker 1>it burst on fire every time you've turned this light on,

0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:44.159
<v Speaker 1>because all of the wiring was like old enough that

0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.159
<v Speaker 1>it is like caught and covered and it's like all burnt.

0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:49.399
<v Speaker 3>All of the wiring was like burnt to a crisp.

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:52.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh, which, our ceiling is leaking again. It's leaking, and

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.680
<v Speaker 2>it leaked all over my Nogucci fucking lamp, all over

0:24:55.760 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 2>my fucking Nogucci lamp. I'm pissed. Yeah, yeah, this house

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 2>is fucking falling apart.

0:25:04.520 --> 0:25:06.680
<v Speaker 1>And then she had the audacity to come to the house.

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:08.640
<v Speaker 1>She got on my ascid. She was like, why would

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:11.439
<v Speaker 1>you get a random electrician to do this? Why wouldn't

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.679
<v Speaker 1>you tell me? And I was like, because this is

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:15.840
<v Speaker 1>a normal thing people do, Like I was going to

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 1>replace it back what.

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 3>And then she was like, okay, I can fix it.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>It's just gonna cost you eight hundred dollars and I'm

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to break through all the walls and de

0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:23.240
<v Speaker 1>shore the kitchen.

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:25.200
<v Speaker 3>And I was just like, why, you're just costing me money.

0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't own this apartment with the fuck So she

0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 1>is classic landlord scammer. But we love her and Drew

0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:34.880
<v Speaker 1>likes her because she flirts with Drew.

0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's my girl. But anyways, so the toilet was

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:39.919
<v Speaker 2>clogged and then at the same time, the sink and

0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 2>the tub clogged because me and Nya have long, voluptuous,

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:47.480
<v Speaker 2>thick hair that's falling out and we're bald, and so

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 2>it clogs all the drains. And someone shaving in the sink,

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:54.080
<v Speaker 2>and ya, it is not me. I shave my face

0:25:54.400 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 2>over the floor in vacuument. Later. I don't know who

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:00.439
<v Speaker 2>is shaving in the sink, but someone is clogging the

0:26:00.440 --> 0:26:01.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking sink.

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Probably, And Josie he has to wake up and chave

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>his beard every day so that the Bold Glamour filter

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:10.359
<v Speaker 1>stays looking good. Yeah.

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Literally, But I uh decided to take things in my

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:20.119
<v Speaker 2>own hands, because babes, I'm a man, I can do things.

0:26:20.160 --> 0:26:21.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm a strong boy.

0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Well what did you do?

0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I grabbed some draino some lye and I poured it

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:30.640
<v Speaker 2>in the sink and I poured a bunch in there.

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:35.919
<v Speaker 2>And as I was pouring it, the lie splashed all

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:38.199
<v Speaker 2>over my hands. It said wear gloves, where eye protection,

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:41.199
<v Speaker 2>wear respirator. Bitch, I'm not doing all that shit. I

0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.199
<v Speaker 2>just grabbed the plastic bag, held it around it and

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 2>poured it. But I was pouring it and it was

0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.680
<v Speaker 2>squirting out weird, and it sprayed into the sink bowl

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:53.439
<v Speaker 2>and splashed back all over my fucking hand. Um, I

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 2>freaked out. I immediately freaked out. I was like, my

0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.240
<v Speaker 2>hand is gonna melt off. So I dropped the lie

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:02.000
<v Speaker 2>and I ran to the sink in the kitchen and

0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:05.480
<v Speaker 2>washed it off. It was literally like a like within

0:27:05.640 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 2>five seconds, it was already burning my skin like it

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 2>like Josh was there he could attest. I had like

0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>red patches all over the back of my hand. It's

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:17.679
<v Speaker 2>healed now, But then I remember that's what they used

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 2>to fucking melt that body and breaking bad. So I

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:26.000
<v Speaker 2>was literally decomposing my skin and rotting my flesh off,

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:27.880
<v Speaker 2>like burning, literally burning my flesh off.

0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 4>Flight Club in that scene where he like tortures him,

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:34.119
<v Speaker 4>what you cut out? Do you only make soap and

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 4>fight Club?

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the same shit, Yeah, the same shit.

0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 3>Bruh.

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen fight Club and I never plan on

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:43.720
<v Speaker 1>seeing fight Club. That's a movie I started when I

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:47.199
<v Speaker 1>was fifteen, and I was like, snooze best, I'm turning this.

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Ah, well, you don't like fight Club? About Wolf of

0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 2>wall Street?

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:52.640
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen that either.

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Do you like Wolf of wall Street?

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen that movie. That's another movie.

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 1>I actually saw the first five seconds of Oh Great Gatsby.

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Is cut and America American Psycho. I feel like I've

0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 2>been taking a lot of cold showers.

0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:16.880
<v Speaker 4>Why it's good your testosterone. I can tell your testosterone

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:19.120
<v Speaker 4>is really high. Your ore is crazy.

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:23.439
<v Speaker 2>I need eyebrow. I need thicker eyebrows.

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I need somebody to make a compilation of every time

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:27.919
<v Speaker 1>we've been on a Zoom episode and how often you

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:32.040
<v Speaker 1>talked about its appearance, and like the searchery I need.

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 2>I need botox and my master muscles. I really think

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 2>that would fix everything. I just have a very strong jaw,

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 2>masculine jaw. I need to cut out sugar for thirty

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 2>days to depuff my face and I'd be good. You'd

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:48.520
<v Speaker 2>be Look, Max Goat.

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 4>I've been telling you this, well, you need to do

0:28:50.960 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 4>no fap.

0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Hell no.

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 3>Hell, no way that changes the way you look.

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 4>Does you should have seen me before.

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 2>No fab Kai was eight thousand pounds and covered in

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.240
<v Speaker 2>boils before my three day streak.

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Wait, have you started yet? Because I'm confused because that

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 3>sounds like just like.

0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 4>A description of down no cooming for three days.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Hi, I don't think you understood what Enya just said?

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 4>What what did you say?

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 3>I said?

0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Have you started that journey? Or is Drew giving the

0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 1>current description of you now? Because that's what it sounds like.

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:35.959
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I'm like three days into my journey.

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>So now, okay, I'm going to tell you what we're

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>going to do for both of you to improve your looks.

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 4>Okay, not much.

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get.

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Both of you a full frontal lace twenty two inch

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:53.160
<v Speaker 1>m wig. I'm thinking platinum blonde for the both of you.

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Per you both need a little or Kai needs a

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>lip flip, Drew needs a lip filler and lip flop.

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 3>I guess we can get you guys some eyebrow threads.

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I do not need to live filler, babe, dude, you

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>would flip puller would be fucking disgusting.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Also, all I can think about is how.

0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Badly I wanted lippiller when I moved to la.

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 2>It's like a rite of passage almost.

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 4>You guys think it would look good. If I got

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 4>my hairline lowered.

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 3>You would look disgusting. He'd be so scary.

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 2>An inch above that would look good.

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Period. I melted off my skin with Lye and it

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:41.720
<v Speaker 2>was really scary. Should I talk about how the narrative

0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 2>around contemporary art has been freaking me out? M yeah, okay,

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 2>this idea that modern art is bad or contemporary art

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 2>is bad because it doesn't look good, or doesn't look real,

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 2>lists stick, or doesn't fucking have all the details in

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 2>the world. Oh it looks like my kid could do it, bitch,

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>then have your fucking kid do it. That's not the

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 2>fucking point. It's the the real point. The real tea

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>of it all is that we've already gone through we

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 2>have fucking cameras. Bruh. The reason art was good and

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:22.560
<v Speaker 2>realistic to you was because they were fucking painting reality.

0:31:22.720 --> 0:31:26.240
<v Speaker 2>They weren't. They were literally just documenting history, and like,

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 2>that's the real tea. But now we have fucking cameras

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:31.440
<v Speaker 2>and phones to take pictures, so we don't really need

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>to do that. So people got bored and wised up. Bitch,

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 2>look at that art and paint your own fucking story

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 2>and your mind challenge, like, really challenge yourself, bab because

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 2>like not everything has to fucking y'all. I watched this

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 2>art documentary and it was driving me fucking insane. It

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 2>was the comments were driving me.

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 3>Fucking like you weren't agreeing with it.

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 2>The documentary like was really like egotistical and evil and

0:31:54.680 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 2>it was about this like art collector and like actually

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 2>was texting Ky while I was watching it. But like, literally,

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:07.239
<v Speaker 2>art dealers are the most horrifying scary looking creatures. And

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I use that word heavily. They're scary. I don't think

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 2>they're real. I think they're literally demons and evil and

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 2>like Kai even can attest like they have no souls,

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 2>like their their eyes are lifeless. But yeah, I was

0:32:23.880 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 2>just like looking at the comments and people were like, uh,

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 2>du art bad because duer it's three colors on a canvas.

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Dr And I'm like, babe, like he gets to paint

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 2>three colors because he painted realistically for twenty five years. Whatever,

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:40.960
<v Speaker 2>you don't gotta like it, you don't gotta like shit,

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>but at least be educated on your argument.

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Or her Well, I just like to go to the museum,

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:50.680
<v Speaker 1>and if it has nothing to do with me, I

0:32:50.720 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 1>don't fucking like it. Like, if it's not about like

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 1>being a girl and being fun, I don't fucking like it.

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 3>I literally hate realism.

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 1>They piss me off if it's not eighteen hundred years old,

0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:05.640
<v Speaker 1>if it's some new shit and I see a realistically

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>painted iPhone, bitch, why don't you just take a fucking

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 1>picture of that with the iPhone? Because now you're pissing

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 1>me off like it. I agree with you so much.

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 1>It's so annoying. I don't want to see it. But

0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 1>then there are some like photorealistic artists who I do like.

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I think it really just depends it. Also, art is

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>so fucking subjective, y'all are so fucking annoying.

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 3>Some shit people like some shit people don't like.

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like music, Like, am I gonna sit here and

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 1>talk the most shit about like a Taylor Swift? Like no,

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:37.959
<v Speaker 1>because she has some songs I like, she has some

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.040
<v Speaker 1>songs I don't like, and like is she might like

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:42.880
<v Speaker 1>ends be all of music? No, but I fully understand

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 1>why people live and die by her, and that's the

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 1>end of that. And like it is such a bias

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:51.240
<v Speaker 1>based argument, and it's so fucking stupid.

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 3>And I think people in.

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:54.239
<v Speaker 1>The art world are so with their head up their

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 1>ass And you weren't loved in high school and you

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>just now have the money to collect things that hold

0:33:58.320 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>value to you and then you attest that value to

0:33:59.840 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 1>yourself when actually it doesn't make you a valuable person.

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 3>The art is what's.

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Valuable, exactly. I saw someone talking about uh, Cowboy Carter

0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:13.400
<v Speaker 2>and they were like, take out the context behind the

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:17.280
<v Speaker 2>album and listen to it. It's not a good album.

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:20.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not a good country album. Bitch, what are we

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>talking about? Take the fucking context out? What do you

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 2>what do you? Literally? What are you saying? That is

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Like the entire fucking point of art is contract I know.

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Also that's the entire point of music is the context

0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:35.359
<v Speaker 1>in which it lies. And the I mean, like, there's

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.560
<v Speaker 1>some music that doesn't necessarily have a message, it's just

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:41.280
<v Speaker 1>for shits and googles. But her whole shit has always

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:43.839
<v Speaker 1>been a part of a context, Like her whole discography

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.359
<v Speaker 1>very contextual with her life, the thing she's going through

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:48.280
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah.

0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Also, but she stands for Beyonce rock album confirmed, basically confirmed?

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 3>Wait by who?

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Act three is gonna be rock album? She like was

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 2>at the iHeart Music Awards the other night and on

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 2>stage she shouted out, this the first guitar like rock

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 2>electric guitar player ever. And Act one was like, whatever

0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>the hell you would call that gay music or whatever,

0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:23.320
<v Speaker 2>whatever the hell.

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 3>You would call that. You mean her ode to ball room,

0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, all that gay stuff was.

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:33.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't know no, And then Act two country, Act

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 2>three rock with some like I imagine if okay, this

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:40.200
<v Speaker 2>like would make me so sad, but this would be

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 2>the most iconic shit ever if Act three was like

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 2>like Sasha Fears almost and it was like her ode

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 2>to herself for like starting this like whole movement, but

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 2>like I can't, like she's the girl like I love her.

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Tell me why we low key knew Beyonce was releasing

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:02.280
<v Speaker 2>a country album four years ago. Yeah, me and Courses,

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 2>but we literally somehow knew, but we didn't believe it

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 2>at the time. We were like, yeah, fucking right, no

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 2>she's not, But like it turns out she was.

0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 1>I know, we had friend we have friends in the

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 1>music scene who were telling us about it and I

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, that sounds so random, and then when it

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.080
<v Speaker 1>actually got announced, I couldn't fucking believe it because I

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:26.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, damn, they were telling me the truth.

0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Why do I think everybody years ago?

0:36:29.200 --> 0:36:30.799
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I swear to god. I was thinking about

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:33.000
<v Speaker 2>that the other day because I was like, oh my god,

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 2>like I need to order something off of line or

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 2>off off off of line. I need to order something offline,

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 2>off the line, and I was thinking about, like, how

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 2>like I put a lot of trusts on these people

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:50.399
<v Speaker 2>to actually say they're shipping what I'm ordering, And then

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 2>it started making me spiral and I was like, I'm

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.879
<v Speaker 2>not buying that because like what if they don't send

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:55.960
<v Speaker 2>me shit? And I'm just like I was like, oh

0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:58.600
<v Speaker 2>my god, why can't I trust people? Like what is wrong?

0:36:59.000 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 5>That like makes you a little fucking crazy because that thing,

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 5>like because you're ordering from like a random, scary website.

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>That's like a thought you had in like twenty ten

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 1>and it.

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:10.719
<v Speaker 3>Made sense, But to have that thought in like twenty.

0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Twenty four so crazy, like what if they don't even

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 1>have this stuff at the place? And uh, but I

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 1>guess it's that irrational because it still happens like, I

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 1>literally I ordered a fucking record off of what is it?

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:25.759
<v Speaker 3>It's like hot Merch, bar Merch.

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 1>It's some fucking website that sells, like legitimately sells vinyls

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's poop.

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I never got my fucking record, and I should have

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 1>known it was too good to be true because it

0:37:36.120 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 1>was a.

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Rare ass record that was only being sold for thirty dollars.

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, eh, I Mitch, it never came

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 1>and it was supposed to come from fucking Kansas, and

0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 1>I know some fucking old ass motherfucker posted it and

0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:49.479
<v Speaker 1>then probably died because it's.

0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 2>How much was it?

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 3>It was like thirty dollars?

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that's not bad.

0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I want my money back.

0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 2>If it's too good to be true, it might be true.

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I don't think that's the saying.

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 2>That was beautiful, Thanks babe.

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh look at that?

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 3>What with that?

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh scared the ship out of me?

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Wait what happened?

0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 2>They have a ring camera in here and they just

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:25.080
<v Speaker 2>made the alarm system go off? Could you hear it?

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I heard like it sounded like screen sounded like an

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>RC car riding across the desk.

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it literally.

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 4>Does I wanted to go back to and you was saying,

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 4>like artists objective, and I totally agree, Like, oh, some

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 4>people like rothco some people like Jeff Coon's and like

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 4>I like stuff like this.

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 3>How many art is subjective?

0:38:49.640 --> 0:38:51.279
<v Speaker 5>Until I see that ship and I'm like, y'all are

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 5>fucking weird.

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like stuff like this.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 2>I literally saw Kay, this thought come into your head

0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 2>when you were talking when we were talking about it.

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.319
<v Speaker 2>I saw you smile and I was like, what is

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>he cooking up? Bruh?

0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 4>I know. I went to the board Ape store today.

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Like we've been a couple of times too, the we it's.

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Down the street from where I get my lobotomy, and

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:20.359
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I need because I know that store

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:22.319
<v Speaker 4>is going to go out of business, like there's no

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 4>way that it exists. Yeah, two months and I was like,

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:28.680
<v Speaker 4>I need some ape water. But I walked up and

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 4>I kid you not, there's like a security guard there

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.440
<v Speaker 4>and he was just like you don't belong in here,

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.760
<v Speaker 4>and I was like you're around, and like walked away.

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Water. I have two of the ape waters. I like

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:41.400
<v Speaker 2>art like this.

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Or like this, Okay, that's the same picture.

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 3>The same picture's pansed us all.

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:57.120
<v Speaker 2>There's so many bad ones that I'm not gonna subject.

0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 4>I like your fan at it that you sent me.

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I collected all of those and then put

0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:06.720
<v Speaker 2>it into a video editor and then made a gift

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:10.319
<v Speaker 2>out of it and sent it to Kai. I think

0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 2>you can assume what happens.

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:14.480
<v Speaker 3>He takes his pats off and jerk's off.

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly wrong with you.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, he's a baddie. I agree.

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, the other night, I no.

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 2>This didn't happen. No, not one, not even one thing happened.

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:34.480
<v Speaker 2>How about that? Bye kay, get the fuck out of here,

0:40:34.600 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 2>leave now now now, hey, yo, oh this is true.

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Fuck that closet has been open the whole time. Guys,

0:40:48.480 --> 0:41:04.279
<v Speaker 2>watch this. I'm going to be in the closet the pride.

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, the other night I was freaking the fuck out

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 1>because if y'all don't know, I still don't have a

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:14.600
<v Speaker 1>car because I'm picky and I want a vintage car,

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:16.360
<v Speaker 1>but I'm too lazy and i'm just a girl, and

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust myself to actually be able to maintain

0:41:18.400 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 1>a vintage car. And one of my friends in New

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 1>York is a really nice vintage car and like the

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 1>cars of the Volvo, and a bunch of us got

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.439
<v Speaker 1>a ride from him, and I was standing outside of

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:32.839
<v Speaker 1>my friend's apartment with them and staring at the car,

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 1>and I had I was having the craziest moment where

0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at the car and I was like, bro,

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:39.919
<v Speaker 1>cars are literally not real.

0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 3>They are fucking gadgets.

0:41:42.480 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>No said, they are so weird, and like I wish

0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I was an animal to see the way humans move

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:51.759
<v Speaker 1>because I think I would be freaked out. Because I

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 1>was looking at that car and I was like, they

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 1>literally made toy versions of this car.

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 3>That's how much it's not a real car. Like you

0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 3>can't find a toy.

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Version of like a Toyota Camry from twenty ten unless

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:00.920
<v Speaker 1>you can.

0:42:00.960 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 3>And I just don't know, but like older cars are

0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:06.000
<v Speaker 3>such gadgets that they made toys out of them.

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Like if cars were clear, this is what we would

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:13.080
<v Speaker 2>look like, Wait, why do my forearms look huge right now?

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:20.320
<v Speaker 3>They don't, I guess I kind of do. Oh fuck,

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 3>that's like not impressive to me.

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh no, cars are actually horrifying. They're literally just

0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 2>in death traps.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the way they crumble bar, Like, are you

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:34.200
<v Speaker 3>fucking serious? Why do we get in those? But I

0:42:34.239 --> 0:42:35.359
<v Speaker 3>love driving? Oh my god.

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 1>Actually I was driving another friend's fucking car recently to

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 1>go meet up for coffee and I borrowed that friend's

0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:46.200
<v Speaker 1>car and I parked it and it's like a nice

0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 1>vintage car. So I park it and I'm walking and

0:42:49.280 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I like get past the sky, so like we're like

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:55.439
<v Speaker 1>this far apart, like we're like maybe like five feet apart.

0:42:55.440 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 3>I've already passed them.

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:59.120
<v Speaker 1>And I just here and I was like what and

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I turned I was like what, and then he was

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 1>like that's that's just a.

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Really cool car.

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:05.800
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, like thanks, and then he

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 1>go before I could like say what I was going

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to say, which is like, oh, it's not mine, I'm

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>borrowing it, he goes, but you probably just have a

0:43:12.040 --> 0:43:12.840
<v Speaker 1>really cool life.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 3>So and look down and.

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:16.839
<v Speaker 1>Then I like really bad.

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:21.000
<v Speaker 3>I was like that was like the most ever. And

0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.799
<v Speaker 3>then I just like turned out. I was like, oh yeah, and.

0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Do that risk? That's so kiris.

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:28.959
<v Speaker 4>What was the risk? Sorry? I was drinking.

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Drinking what alcohol? Oh my god? It is literally noon?

0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 4>What was the riz?

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the scene is you going to rehab and

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>asking for help.

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I'm in rehab.

0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 2>You literally do look good right now?

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:50.800
<v Speaker 4>Really?

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I actually do.

0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm not even the riz is.

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I was borrowing my friend's vintage, like nice car. I

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>parked it and I walked past this dude who was

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 1>just like standing on the sidewalk smoking. I got like

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:07.480
<v Speaker 1>five feet from him, and then I just heard it,

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:10.400
<v Speaker 1>and I was like what what happened? And then he

0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 1>was like that's a really cool car. And then before

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I got to say, like, oh, it's not my car,

0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:16.720
<v Speaker 1>he goes, but you probably just have like a really

0:44:16.760 --> 0:44:19.239
<v Speaker 1>cool life, and like looked down in a way from me,

0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:21.600
<v Speaker 1>and I was just like oh.

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 4>I was like, well it did it work though, But I.

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Don't wor oh bitch, because I was like, it's not

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 1>my car, it's my friend's car. And then he goes, oh, yeah,

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, because like it's so nice. I

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:34.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, it's definitely like my dream is to

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>have like a cool vintage car, but sadly it'saw mine,

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and they was like yeah yeah, and then.

0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:42.400
<v Speaker 3>We just said. Then I was like okay, I have

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 3>a good day.

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:44.919
<v Speaker 1>And then I just turned around and like walked away

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 1>really fast because I didn't want to have to keep

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>talking to him.

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, if I was a man in that situation, I

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:53.279
<v Speaker 2>simply would just not talk to the girl.

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 4>Can you. I just want to see if our hands

0:44:57.760 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 4>are the same.

0:45:02.680 --> 0:45:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, yeah, they are, like low key the same size.

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I mind a little small.

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Well that's Kai's riz.

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 1>He's still doing that middle school ship like wait, how

0:45:11.160 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>big are your hands?

0:45:12.239 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I sent me something today and it was where my

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:19.360
<v Speaker 2>hug at son? Or look how small my hands are? Daughter?

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Which one are you choosing?

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm still choosing look how small my hands are? Daughter?

0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Because I feel like she can grow out of that.

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, if you're aware is my hug at son?

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:30.160
<v Speaker 1>You will be that for the rest of your life.

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Where is my hug at son? Literally in seventh grade

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:38.520
<v Speaker 2>realized that they were a loser very early on, and

0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:40.480
<v Speaker 2>the only way they were going to be able to

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 2>touch boobs is by getting hugs, because your boobs. When

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:47.839
<v Speaker 2>get you hug us, we can feel your boobs?

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:49.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, like IM.

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking hot, hey side hugs only from now on,

0:45:57.560 --> 0:46:01.200
<v Speaker 2>right right? I get a boner every time I hug

0:46:01.200 --> 0:46:07.160
<v Speaker 2>in you guys our last episode, Yeah, we really don't.

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:11.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean a few times our last week less restricted.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and this one probably is too, because you're talking

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.839
<v Speaker 1>about jerking off to fucking up dad and y'all are.

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:25.319
<v Speaker 2>We're blurring that in. Yeah, it's inside out, but we're

0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:26.480
<v Speaker 2>blurring that. We're blurring that.

0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:30.000
<v Speaker 3>But okay, so we need to hug twice a day.

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 1>We need to hug in the morning and at night,

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 1>because didn't you see that thing that was like, oh,

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:34.560
<v Speaker 1>hugging makes you happier?

0:46:34.920 --> 0:46:36.279
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are jerking off to him.

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 2>That's my man, I see it. That's like one of

0:46:40.000 --> 0:46:46.680
<v Speaker 2>those like like ones that could work. No, goddamn, I

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:47.759
<v Speaker 2>can make that ship work.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Why would you though?

0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Because he's a sweet old man.

0:46:53.480 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 1>What does that have to do with you having sex

0:46:55.080 --> 0:47:00.000
<v Speaker 1>with him?

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:07.399
<v Speaker 2>Everything? So it doesn't.

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 7>Okay, m hm, Hello, Hello, my name is Drew.

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Hello, my name is Drew. Hello, my name is Drew.

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm like in a like you know

0:47:36.880 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 1>during COVID when people who had to go to like

0:47:39.000 --> 0:47:42.040
<v Speaker 1>rehab and ship had to do their apology calls over zoom.

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:46.359
<v Speaker 5>That's what I feel like, and you're like still not

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:47.800
<v Speaker 5>there to apologize yet.

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Just they just copied my laugh. Hello, my name is Drew.

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Who that doesn't sound like anything, does.

0:48:00.800 --> 0:48:01.880
<v Speaker 4>M all it?

0:48:02.480 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Hat?

0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Well? I was a karaoke bar with a bunch of

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:10.400
<v Speaker 1>friends and like we had been there all night. We

0:48:10.400 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 1>were the only people in there, and then this guy

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and girl came in together and like they were like sweet.

0:48:16.000 --> 0:48:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I just assumed they were a couple immediately, and the

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:22.040
<v Speaker 1>bartender was like, oh, there's only room for two more songs,

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:22.520
<v Speaker 1>and we're like, oh.

0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 3>We should give them the two songs. But one of

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 3>my friends was drunk and.

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Just like really trying to finish her song, and I

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, bruh, stop fucking singing.

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Give this couple of their songs.

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Because then one of our friends had spoken to them

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:35.040
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, oh, yeah, he lives in Colorado,

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:36.320
<v Speaker 1>he's going back tomorrow.

0:48:36.320 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 3>It's our last night together.

0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god, this is so sad,

0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Like give her the fucking song, which tell me why

0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:45.719
<v Speaker 1>they got a song? And he picked Joline, and in

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:47.440
<v Speaker 1>that moment, I was like, oh, it's there, not a

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking baby.

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Like he was balthy. All of us were like, oh

0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:57.280
<v Speaker 3>my god, this sweet couple. And then he did Jolene

0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:58.320
<v Speaker 3>and then she did.

0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Innocence by Avri Levine and we were like, bro, they're

0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:02.319
<v Speaker 1>the gayest people I've ever seen in my life. And

0:49:02.360 --> 0:49:05.120
<v Speaker 1>then we spoke to them and they were like, definitely

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:05.680
<v Speaker 1>not dating.

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 3>And that just goes to show not to judge a

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 3>book by its cover. That's my story.

0:49:10.320 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people would see us and be like, oh,

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Drew's gay, she's scary. But no, we're together and it's scary.

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 3>We can date even though you're gay. I don't care.

0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying hypothetically, I wouldn't care.

0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:31.360
<v Speaker 2>You literally are the nice person.

0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm super nice and chill, like.

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so and yah, there's some I don't know what

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:43.840
<v Speaker 2>type of news this is. It might be good or bad.

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:47.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm curious to see the way you react to it,

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 2>because I had a very mixed reaction the movie that

0:49:53.080 --> 0:49:56.920
<v Speaker 2>we auditioned for that got canceled got made really coming

0:49:56.960 --> 0:49:57.439
<v Speaker 2>out soon?

0:50:00.200 --> 0:50:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Did you tell that too?

0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:02.680
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:50:03.600 --> 0:50:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Because you said this has gotten a mixed reaction?

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:08.600
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I meant internally like, my oh.

0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Wow, and I really will never forget us leaving that.

0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:18.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna be like, when was that like years ago?

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like two years ago.

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Pandemi levado. Yeah, I don't know, say that it's like

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 2>pandemic pandemic pandemmi levado, dimmi levado is panned.

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:35.759
<v Speaker 3>You said, why don't people say that?

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:38.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I ate, I don't know.

0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:42.879
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think the movie just is gonna be good

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:46.040
<v Speaker 1>because they didn't cast us and they didn't even say

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 1>anything to us about our tape.

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:50.400
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to go to the screening the premiere

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:52.400
<v Speaker 2>and take a bunch of fintanel.

0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>No, we're gonna be like that Madison Beer clip where

0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 1>she's like I was supposed to be video that I

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:00.239
<v Speaker 1>was supposed.

0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:01.080
<v Speaker 3>To be in the movie, Like I was.

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Supposed to be there, but.

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I was Yeah, we were busy doing podcasts in college shows,

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:07.840
<v Speaker 1>so we couldn't like make.

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 2>It the thing with that clip like of Madison Beer saying, oh,

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to be in it, Like I believe

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 2>her like she she was supposed to be in it,

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 2>and this narrative has spread that she's just made that up.

0:51:22.200 --> 0:51:25.760
<v Speaker 2>But no, Madison Beer is that girl and has always

0:51:25.840 --> 0:51:30.359
<v Speaker 2>been that girl. She was probably supposed to be yea,

0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:32.359
<v Speaker 2>I believe she was going to be in it, But

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 2>it's still one of the best fings ever A narrative

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:39.319
<v Speaker 2>that did spread made it ten times better. Like that,

0:51:39.480 --> 0:51:42.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like one of the funniest ever thinking about someone

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:44.680
<v Speaker 2>just lying that they were going to be in an

0:51:44.760 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 2>ari on a video.

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 3>That's me. Damn. Time flies when you're talking to your girls.

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, time flies when you're catching.

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Up about the big hat. Like, I'm not kidding, I like,

0:51:56.719 --> 0:51:58.759
<v Speaker 1>I love the big hat. I can't stop thinking about it.

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:00.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get Elsie the same this clip because she

0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:02.319
<v Speaker 1>sent me the clip from the day we bought the

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 1>Big Hat and Kai you're in it because we facetimed

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 1>you to show you the big hat. And I'm gonna

0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:08.759
<v Speaker 1>ask for it so we can insert it. I love

0:52:08.800 --> 0:52:10.799
<v Speaker 1>the big hat, and I got myself a big hat.

0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not a big hat, but it is my

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 1>big Do you want to see it? You're you're the

0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 1>thing is You're gonna laugh at my big hat.

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:18.560
<v Speaker 3>But I think it's cute.

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:20.600
<v Speaker 2>No, Is it like the saline one?

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.200
<v Speaker 3>It's like a how big hat it is?

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:25.439
<v Speaker 4>Let me get it?

0:52:25.640 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Let me fucking see this ship? Thank God, it's just

0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:33.400
<v Speaker 2>the boys. Should we crack a beer open?

0:52:34.800 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll crack another one.

0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I forgot. I'm gonna crap myself. I'm gonna crap

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:46.120
<v Speaker 2>my pants. Really, I just I just can't stop crapping.

0:52:48.640 --> 0:52:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Can you pull your wiener out? Just really quick?

0:52:51.120 --> 0:53:00.680
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we gotta go and I'm leaving.

0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:12.719
<v Speaker 4>You can't even hear me. Drew, Drew, please come back.

0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are gonna make fun of me. I'm scared to

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:20.200
<v Speaker 3>show my big hat. Wait, where's Drew?

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:24.799
<v Speaker 4>I said something in it like freaked him out, so

0:53:24.880 --> 0:53:25.320
<v Speaker 4>he left.

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Ah, what the fuck?

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:30.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what I actually don't know what

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 4>I said. I'm scared of y'all making beha Yes, I'm.

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:39.879
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Yes what yes?

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:41.800
<v Speaker 4>Daddy?

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:44.160
<v Speaker 2>All right and youe let's see your big hat.

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared y'all are gonna make fun of me. Bro

0:53:46.320 --> 0:53:47.719
<v Speaker 1>y'all are gonna make fun of my big hat.

0:53:48.520 --> 0:53:52.440
<v Speaker 2>If it's county, I won't. But if it's not, Oh

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:56.160
<v Speaker 2>it's not big, it's like cute, It's like Parisian, like

0:53:56.719 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 2>is it Margiella? It's giving Margiella, kind of like deconstruct did.

0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:03.800
<v Speaker 3>The thing is? If I don't push it down, it's.

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Like really that Okay, that's big hat.

0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:07.840
<v Speaker 3>I have to like sqush it down.

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:10.600
<v Speaker 2>And like giving like cook when you pull it up,

0:54:10.680 --> 0:54:13.560
<v Speaker 2>or it's giving Maria for some reason. No, this is

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:19.440
<v Speaker 2>a cat that looks good. Yeah, what is it.

0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Miss Jones? Oh, motherfucker Jones.

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:27.480
<v Speaker 1>On third, it's by Steven Jones, who's like an iconic.

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:28.839
<v Speaker 1>I had to look it up before I bought it

0:54:29.320 --> 0:54:30.880
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, but I'm not about to spend

0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:34.120
<v Speaker 1>money on a hat that's like stupid. But the designer

0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 1>is like an iconic designer who's helped like a lot

0:54:36.480 --> 0:54:39.839
<v Speaker 1>of brands make all their big funky hats. So who knows,

0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:42.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe he helped make the big hat that's made me happy.

0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, No, this is cute. It's like giving very

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:50.399
<v Speaker 2>like Russian like fur hat. Like it's not bad at all.

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I wanted it. I wanted to make fun of it,

0:54:54.040 --> 0:54:56.680
<v Speaker 2>as you can tell, like I wanted to hate it.

0:54:57.160 --> 0:54:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I was scared I was gonna wear it the whole episode.

0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:00.839
<v Speaker 1>But that was like r if I get on and

0:55:00.840 --> 0:55:06.240
<v Speaker 1>they saw make fun of my big fucking hem.

0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Sad, No, I would never make your big hat.

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:09.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was at Dover Street Market and I saw

0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:11.200
<v Speaker 1>a little Uzi vert and I felt like I was

0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:13.000
<v Speaker 1>watching a cartoon character run around.

0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Did you say hi?

0:55:14.280 --> 0:55:15.440
<v Speaker 3>No, because I'm terrified of him.

0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he was really nice, like he was like

0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:24.080
<v Speaker 1>saying hi to everybody. And then it was actually so funny.

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:26.080
<v Speaker 1>The employees were like, broh, he's been here three times

0:55:26.080 --> 0:55:28.239
<v Speaker 1>this week and sometimes like he hasn't gotten anything, but

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:30.240
<v Speaker 1>he just comes and runs around for a second.

0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:33.720
<v Speaker 3>That board, Like that sounds like the most.

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:36.759
<v Speaker 2>Little thing I've ever I want his fucking brain chemistry

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 2>so bad.

0:55:38.440 --> 0:55:38.799
<v Speaker 4>I want.

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 2>I want Playboy Cardi's brain chemistry. I want little Uzi

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:51.240
<v Speaker 2>verts and tics. I want That's really all I need.

0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 4>Drew, have you seen his car?

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Who?

0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 4>I feel like we were talking about this lit Uzi

0:55:57.239 --> 0:56:00.720
<v Speaker 4>verts car. It's like a huge arm urage truck.

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:03.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a what truck.

0:56:03.880 --> 0:56:06.200
<v Speaker 4>It's like a big armored truck, Like have you guys played?

0:56:06.239 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, it's like the three hundred it's like

0:56:08.160 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 2>three hundred thousand dollars.

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:12.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like a a militia truck.

0:56:13.080 --> 0:56:14.880
<v Speaker 2>It's got like the M logo.

0:56:15.640 --> 0:56:16.440
<v Speaker 4>It's bulletproof.

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, it can like blow smoke and like gas

0:56:20.760 --> 0:56:22.759
<v Speaker 2>out an area so it can escape and shit.

0:56:23.280 --> 0:56:27.000
<v Speaker 4>It's literally an like a truck that they use in

0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:30.319
<v Speaker 4>the army, but you can drive it on streets.

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait, guys, do I have aura like you have?

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Like a pheromone based aura that like kind of is disturbing,

0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:42.840
<v Speaker 1>like some animals like send out a spray to scare

0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 1>other people or like animals that's.

0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:46.440
<v Speaker 3>What you love?

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, spray ship out of my ass? No, like if

0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:52.120
<v Speaker 2>you saw me, like, would you say like, oh, like

0:56:52.640 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 2>he's a vibe or would you kind of be scared

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 2>of me?

0:56:55.880 --> 0:56:56.920
<v Speaker 4>You guys both have aura.

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like kai you have aura?

0:57:03.360 --> 0:57:05.320
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, do you agree?

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you have aura?

0:57:06.800 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, wait, okay, guys, I'm gonna show y'all how

0:57:10.400 --> 0:57:12.680
<v Speaker 2>to read your own aura color. I found out a

0:57:12.719 --> 0:57:16.640
<v Speaker 2>new method and it actually is very easy. So grab

0:57:16.680 --> 0:57:22.280
<v Speaker 2>your finger and hold it open like this. Okay, keep

0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:26.400
<v Speaker 2>like open it more and then slowly so point it

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:30.840
<v Speaker 2>at the wall and now slowly close it but don't

0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 2>touch it and look between the gap. And then once

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:38.120
<v Speaker 2>you see white like once you see a white outline

0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:41.440
<v Speaker 2>on your fingers, and it gets stronger and stronger. I

0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 2>forget what to do. Oh, you can whatever, but you

0:57:45.680 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 2>can see the it's blue.

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I can tell when you learn something on TikTok, like

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I can just tell because it's not something you've done before,

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Like you haven't done this in your own time.

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:01.600
<v Speaker 3>You just saw the video and like trying to remember it.

0:58:01.960 --> 0:58:04.680
<v Speaker 2>This is what I've always done. This is like I can,

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I literally can see my aura.

0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Didn't we go and get our aura's red? Why did

0:58:09.920 --> 0:58:10.320
<v Speaker 3>we do that?

0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 2>We got that picture where you put your hands on

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the pods and then it takes pictures of you with

0:58:15.720 --> 0:58:17.520
<v Speaker 2>the color all around you, and it's just fake.

0:58:18.320 --> 0:58:19.240
<v Speaker 3>Why did we do that?

0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Because the pictures were pretty, they were like printed polaroids.

0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go get that and then photoshop the colors

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.560
<v Speaker 1>to what my I want my aura to be. Mmm.

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:30.360
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is in those pictures in you we

0:58:30.360 --> 0:58:32.520
<v Speaker 2>were eating down like we both know the.

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Fuck I wasn't. I looked like shit in that picture.

0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:36.080
<v Speaker 3>That's why that shit never got posted.

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<v Speaker 2>Really bad.

0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:41.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I looked like non good Like they didn't. They

0:58:41.440 --> 0:58:42.480
<v Speaker 3>didn't give me a heads up.

0:58:42.560 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>They didn't have that camera at the right angle. They

0:58:46.480 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 1>shot kind of from below. I look really scary in

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:49.000
<v Speaker 1>that picture.

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Babe, You like look the best to me when you

0:58:52.440 --> 0:58:54.840
<v Speaker 2>think you look the worst? What does that say about you?

0:58:54.920 --> 0:58:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And what does that say about me.

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:59.000
<v Speaker 3>That says that your fucking try hard in your liar.

0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Ummm, we have mold in our bathroom.

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Bruh, we don't have mold in our bathroom.

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:15.439
<v Speaker 2>I bet if we took the fucking bubbling out paint

0:59:15.520 --> 0:59:17.440
<v Speaker 2>chip off the wall, we peeled it back and we

0:59:17.480 --> 0:59:20.320
<v Speaker 2>looked back there, there would be mold growing. I get

0:59:20.400 --> 0:59:22.760
<v Speaker 2>sick every time I go in there, every time.

0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:24.480
<v Speaker 3>I already said this to Drew.

0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 1>But he gets sick when he goes in the bathroom

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 1>because he lays flat in his bed for twelve hours

0:59:28.720 --> 0:59:30.880
<v Speaker 1>a day and he can't eat till nighttime, so he's

0:59:30.960 --> 0:59:33.760
<v Speaker 1>lightheaded and undernourished and hasn't had water, and then he

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 1>finally gets up to go pee after holding it for

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:36.600
<v Speaker 1>eight hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I tell you about that? Did I tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about that?

0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:40.760
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:59:40.920 --> 0:59:46.760
<v Speaker 2>What I told I? Okay, this is tea so long

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:48.640
<v Speaker 2>story short. I'll tell two things really quick and then

0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:51.720
<v Speaker 2>we can wrap this episode up. But one thing, so

0:59:51.960 --> 0:59:59.200
<v Speaker 2>you know my reusable straws. Yeah, well, I like didn't

0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:02.840
<v Speaker 2>have a a straw with my wingstop, so I grabbed

1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:06.080
<v Speaker 2>my reusable straw and I shoved it into my doctor

1:00:06.080 --> 1:00:11.160
<v Speaker 2>pepper sucked up and it was globular and it was

1:00:11.280 --> 1:00:14.280
<v Speaker 2>like puffy like that's the only way I can describe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I spit it into this scene little straw and you

1:00:18.320 --> 1:00:21.200
<v Speaker 2>had black mold growing in it, and I just sucked

1:00:21.240 --> 1:00:26.960
<v Speaker 2>it up, and you know, it's crazier tastes like hella

1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:30.640
<v Speaker 2>good bruh, And I spit it out and I like

1:00:30.720 --> 1:00:33.400
<v Speaker 2>looked inside all of our plan our reusable straws, and

1:00:33.400 --> 1:00:36.440
<v Speaker 2>I held them up to the light, black mold growing

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<v Speaker 2>and every single one of them. So I went through

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<v Speaker 2>and threw them all away because I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not doing I tried to clean them and it just

1:00:42.880 --> 1:00:45.280
<v Speaker 2>was like stuck to the metal walls. I was not

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<v Speaker 2>having it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that probably is, It's from my smoothies

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<v Speaker 1>that I've been having.

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<v Speaker 2>Your smoothies, your smoothies. Okay. The other thing is the

1:00:55.880 --> 1:00:59.800
<v Speaker 2>day before something big coming in about a month, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure or you can offer what it was. I did

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<v Speaker 2>it dolo like right when you left. Well, uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>morning of I woke up like hella, hella early, like

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<v Speaker 2>even early for like when I'm like normally up, and

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<v Speaker 2>like I started I didn't even realize how early it was.

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<v Speaker 2>And I started doing my routine, and I like, go

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<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom. The first thing I do every morning

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<v Speaker 2>is I take a big piss. I drop a big

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<v Speaker 2>p load. And and I was so so tired. I

1:01:29.000 --> 1:01:32.080
<v Speaker 2>was so tired that I sat down to pee this morning,

1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:34.120
<v Speaker 2>because like, you know, that's a fucking vibe. Sometimes it's

1:01:34.120 --> 1:01:36.000
<v Speaker 2>just like sitting and pissing in the dark, like I

1:01:36.000 --> 1:01:38.040
<v Speaker 2>don't want my eyes to burn, Like it's a vibe,

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<v Speaker 2>like we can live. Like I'm a man, and I like.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you have to like defend sitting and.

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<v Speaker 2>Peeing because uh, like as a man, like.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, hey, it's okay, I sit in pee too.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, kai, I only sit and pee. I never

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<v Speaker 4>went through a standing phase here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is just a phase. It is more ergonomic,

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<v Speaker 2>it makes more sense. But anyways, I got down to

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<v Speaker 2>pee and like I'm peeing and I don't notice anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I start thinking and I'm like, damn, this

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<v Speaker 2>is like a big piss, Like this is like going

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<v Speaker 2>on for a very very long time. And like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like now aware of it, and I'm like whoa, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I am peeing like a lot, like more than I

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<v Speaker 2>have ever peed ever in my life. Like it went

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<v Speaker 2>on for like three minutes like it was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a long, big pee like it was, it was forever,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, whoa, this is crazy, and I

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<v Speaker 2>like got up and started texting Josiah because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like it's funny. Like I was like, I took a

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<v Speaker 2>big piss like whatever. And I stand up and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't pull my pants up yet, and I immediately like

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<v Speaker 2>have the worst like standing up too fast feeling I've

1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:04.480
<v Speaker 2>ever had. And I stand up and I'm like whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>When I go to start like washing my hands, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out of it and I start literally losing consciousness,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know when your body is like vibrating and

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<v Speaker 2>like your vision starts tuggling. I started losing consciousness, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was aware enough to not fall forward. I literally

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<v Speaker 2>and you took a step back from the counter, collapsed

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<v Speaker 2>back into the door, and rolled down on the wall

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<v Speaker 2>with my pants around my ankle and I literally fell

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like braced like this on the ground,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, literally, I'm not kidding. My chest

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<v Speaker 2>started like twitching, like my chest muscles like you know

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<v Speaker 2>when people.

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<v Speaker 3>Get me having like a mini stroke, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally think like when people get knocked unconscious, like

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<v Speaker 2>their bodies twitching. My whole chest was twitching, and like

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<v Speaker 2>I was fully caught, like not fully aware, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was like conscious during it. And I like literally after

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<v Speaker 2>it stopped and I started coming back to I just

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<v Speaker 2>started like diabolically laughing because like the scene in my

1:04:01.800 --> 1:04:03.920
<v Speaker 2>head was like a camera in the corner filming me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I literally did the Wendy Williams thing where I

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<v Speaker 2>just like dropped and my pants were around my ankle

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<v Speaker 2>and my bare ass was on the floor and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like switching. And then I was like really like

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<v Speaker 2>contemplating going to the doctor or like going to the hospital,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't because I had obligations and I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>about to back out of them because like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that makes sense. I was like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? Like, yeah, the thing you did.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I literally collapsed on the floor of the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom and like started fucking genuinely tweaking. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've been in good health recently, so thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for all your comments of people saying that may God

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<v Speaker 1>take away all my bad illnesses and give them to Drew,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can feel it happening, and I can feel

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<v Speaker 1>myself being healthy and good and fun, and I can

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<v Speaker 1>feel that Drew's health is deteriorating, which I needed those wishes,

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you guys so much for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is crazy, you know, this is literally crazy

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<v Speaker 2>that you would wish ill health on.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the thing is between the two of us.

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<v Speaker 1>If one of us is gonna be saying it might

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<v Speaker 1>as well be you because you like enjoy it because

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<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with you, and I just don't like it ill.

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<v Speaker 2>But all that is to say, the same thing happened

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<v Speaker 2>to Josiah. I'm sure you'll know the story. He was

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<v Speaker 2>at a he was on tour. He was laying on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor of the van for a long time, and

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<v Speaker 2>he got up and went to pi at the journal

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<v Speaker 2>inside of a gas station and he like pissed the

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<v Speaker 2>most pissy ever pissed in his life, and then walked

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bathroom and fell into chip rack and

1:05:36.000 --> 1:05:38.720
<v Speaker 2>flung chips everywhere, and Lucas was like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>like too far, Josiah, like this isn't funny, And Josiah

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<v Speaker 2>was just like literally fully unconscious on the ground and

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<v Speaker 2>like he immediately hit up his doctor or a doctor

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<v Speaker 2>and was like yo, like what just happened to me?

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<v Speaker 2>And they said it's a vaso vaso vaguel episode, So

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<v Speaker 2>I self diagnosed, and I think that's what happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's so so calmon. They're normal.

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<v Speaker 1>They're normally need to take the iPhone away from you,

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<v Speaker 1>like you need your iPhone taken away from you, so

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're really about diagnosing yourself, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>see you go to a fucking public library and go

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<v Speaker 1>start picking out books and start to like diagnose yourself

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<v Speaker 1>like that because it's too easy on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll look it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I still.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to faint, like, but I need to faint in

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<v Speaker 1>like fun way, like I need to be getting crazy

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<v Speaker 1>news and there to just so happen to be like

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<v Speaker 1>a gorgeous bed with fluffy dubets and pillows and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>behind me, and I like faint and I like fall

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<v Speaker 1>like this, like that's what I need. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>look very good when I'm sleeping, so I can only

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<v Speaker 1>assume that when I'm knocked.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, I'll be like a nasty mouth breathing like mess.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe I don't need to so maybe I knock out.

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<v Speaker 2>No standing up too fast. I've decided is a blessing

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<v Speaker 2>and I love it because it feels so good. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like I get like high, like three times a day.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you need like iron and nutrients so

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<v Speaker 1>that that stops. Okay, Well, should we get into media

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<v Speaker 1>media of the.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been saying Drew and and yes me, d

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<v Speaker 2>uh uh Drew and yes media media.

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<v Speaker 3>Well did you just make that up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I was actually really good, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, playboy CARTI coming abeo sorry and then

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<v Speaker 2>oh did I take it out of this fucking playlist? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell now I love always on my mind petch up boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh y'all, I've been listening to so much Brazilian funk

1:08:08.560 --> 1:08:12.720
<v Speaker 2>it's like actually becoming like my favorite genre of music

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<v Speaker 2>of all time. Like I love Brazilian funk music. And

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<v Speaker 2>our friend Violet made me a playlist on SoundCloud like

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<v Speaker 2>a few years ago, and I revisited it, y'all. It's Goaded, Goaded, goateed,

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<v Speaker 2>Goaded with us us, also Numbness, Mac Miller and Lana

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<v Speaker 2>del Rey Uh deep Cut. It's on on SoundCloud.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, mine is when I see scissors, I can't Help

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<v Speaker 1>but Think of You by the Dead Texan Oh Louisiana

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<v Speaker 1>by Chuck Berry, which is a song that Beyonce sampled

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<v Speaker 1>in one of the like interlude songs I Want Your

1:08:58.640 --> 1:08:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Love by she.

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<v Speaker 2>I Want Your Stupid Love, Love, uh Love, I Don't

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<v Speaker 2>Want You.

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<v Speaker 1>Leaves that are Green, Simon and Our Funkeel and Sympathy

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<v Speaker 1>for the Devil, the Rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>Stones, The Rolling Stones.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and Get It Right by Miley Cyrus. That song

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<v Speaker 3>is so fucking good.

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<v Speaker 1>Like every year, I have just a moment where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I need to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to re listen to bangers.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had that moment the other day, and like

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<v Speaker 1>there were my go to songs on Bangers that I

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<v Speaker 1>would always kind of go back to that were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of just like more fun nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 2>We go and away we go and away we go, damp.

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<v Speaker 3>Down so good. Get it Right though.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what another good one is is yeah smoke pot, Yeah,

1:10:00.600 --> 1:10:08.479
<v Speaker 2>what is it? I don't care animals, but yeah, that

1:10:08.800 --> 1:10:10.720
<v Speaker 2>mighty song. I have noticed you listening to it a

1:10:10.720 --> 1:10:13.639
<v Speaker 2>lot more recently. If you scrolled down deep on my ig,

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<v Speaker 2>I posted a picture of my playlist and it was

1:10:15.840 --> 1:10:18.160
<v Speaker 2>all like m I A and Mi Lee Cyrus Bangers

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought I fucking ate and like, honestly I did,

1:10:23.240 --> 1:10:24.519
<v Speaker 2>and that's the tea.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I saw Poor Things?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it not a vib or what?

1:10:33.160 --> 1:10:33.599
<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I had the same problem I have when

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<v Speaker 1>I hear people talking about a movie too much. I

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<v Speaker 1>really liked it, but I had my gripes about it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I won't get into.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was a good movie. I liked the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>There were parts of it where I was like, Okay,

1:10:50.360 --> 1:10:52.360
<v Speaker 1>a man did make this, Yes, a man was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be a feminist. I see, I see which whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a really good movie. Loved the fantasy,

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdness of it. But you know, there's something to

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<v Speaker 1>be said about men making feminism movies. And the thing

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<v Speaker 1>to be said is do don't, don't, don't play away.

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<v Speaker 1>It is all honest. But I need to start dressing

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<v Speaker 1>like her in that movie. I need my hair to

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<v Speaker 1>be that long, thinking of just getting extremely long extensions,

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<v Speaker 1>but because my hair is already like curly, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's already heart one, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got a fucking email and I've told this

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<v Speaker 2>story a bunch and someone from the story just emailed

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<v Speaker 2>me saying that they I'm not going to read the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing, but it was Foam and Glow the Rave

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<v Speaker 2>concert in Texas that I went to, like obliterated.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember turning around while a blarrant was being passed

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<v Speaker 2>around and lo and behold there you were, baby faced

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<v Speaker 2>with your little rave glasses on, or with your little

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<v Speaker 2>glasses on. Damn, that's so fucking funny. Wait. Someone said,

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<v Speaker 2>walk a flock of flame? Yeah, wow, walk a flock

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<v Speaker 2>of flame?

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<v Speaker 1>Was at the Oh okay, you you have such a

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<v Speaker 1>brow where you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just say things because I was the girds. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone said, walk a flock of flame?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>He's acting like he has fucking burns or something at

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<v Speaker 3>that fucking house. But she's all alone.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no one there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's no one there. You're fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Luna is awake and my mom was knocking on the door. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>April Fools just a regular ass day for me. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been lying. I've stayed lying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh are you doing Drew sye op, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew sye up. I'm reading emails. That one was from

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<v Speaker 2>who was this from Sydney? This is from Amari Horny Blind.

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<v Speaker 2>People gotta have crazy imagination.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give one.

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<v Speaker 1>Smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music.

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<v Speaker 3>Way this made me laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Domb showed it to me at a dinner and I

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<v Speaker 1>laughed so hard at that because remember last week when

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, my fucking Discovery Weekly.

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<v Speaker 3>Was so fucking good and I couldn't believe it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>literally because I was. I just smoked and I was

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<v Speaker 3>listening to fucking music.

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<v Speaker 1>So smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music is

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>This.

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<v Speaker 1>If I seemed low energy this episode, it's because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have my bitches around me.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wait, what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I said?

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<v Speaker 1>If I seemed low energy, it's because I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>my bitches with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you said flow energy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we need to have Violet on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, yes, that would be such a fun vibe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>why tornadoes, Why don't tornadoes ever hit banks? Blow some

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<v Speaker 2>money out that motherfucker. Yeah, I was flying in a tornado.

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<v Speaker 2>A super cell that hit my hometown produced a tornado

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<v Speaker 2>the town over, so I almost got to live out

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<v Speaker 2>my tornado fantasy, but I was a little late. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so glad the music at the club is loud as

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<v Speaker 2>fuck because I be farting in there. This is like

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<v Speaker 2>me and Yen Kai together meeting for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of like people who trauma dump. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if I just met you thirty minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me why your mom lost custody of you. I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally my vibe, Like it is rare that a

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<v Speaker 1>trauma dumb ballers the fuck out of me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this is tea Yeah, like your life is

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<v Speaker 3>my tea. Cup up.

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<v Speaker 2>Those were from Amy. Let's just search the one last

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<v Speaker 2>time and see what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>A female can't you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Damp?

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<v Speaker 3>What did she say? Dr fast about myself? And Miley

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<v Speaker 3>says that In the.

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<v Speaker 2>Song, Amaya says, you wiled this fun if you dookie

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<v Speaker 2>with your coat onki sleeves. Ash says, girls shut the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up about zodiac science. How about you zode zok

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<v Speaker 2>this dac mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>The girl shut?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that?

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<v Speaker 4>A Zark doc read?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, God, life is simpler when you're nonchalant. Soon as

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<v Speaker 2>you start shalanting ship mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Okay, we had like two bangers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had a couple of shout out ash all right,

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<v Speaker 2>peace out, y'all.