Speaker 1: And that.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 3: You know it's crazy?
Speaker 1: Is I like made sure that my voice was low enough.
Speaker 3: Because every time I scream on Zoom episodes, it like
Speaker 3: blocks me out.
Speaker 1: So I just hit a new octave, Like I just
Speaker 1: unlocked a new sound humans can make by doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really crazy. What's up, girl? It's been
Speaker 2: a couple of days since we've seen each other.
Speaker 3: I know, it's so awkward. It's like we're meeting for
Speaker 3: the first time. I'm nervous.
Speaker 4: You look good?
Speaker 2: Should we go on a date? Thank you? You don't?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, well I think I'm gonna wait, let's just cosplay
Speaker 1: the date. Okay, okay, Well what'd you get up to today?
Speaker 2: I fingered myself.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I think I'm gonna get a drink.
Speaker 1: Do what drink are you gonna gets?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm I'd be down for shots after we eat. Maybe, like, if.
Speaker 2: Things go better, you're gonna eat food. You need more food.
Speaker 3: I haven't eaten all day.
Speaker 2: I've been like, you can get like a little house
Speaker 2: salad or something, but I'm not paying for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to ask for you to pay for
Speaker 1: my food. I like can pay for my own food. Well,
Speaker 1: you seem like you would know a lot about not
Speaker 1: loving yourself and nourishing yourself.
Speaker 2: So data i've ever been on it, I don't think.
Speaker 1: It's my fault. I think it's your fault. Like I
Speaker 1: think you're very weird. And I plan on going home
Speaker 1: and not only saying what restaurant I went to tagging
Speaker 1: my location and making sure I give a good enough
Speaker 1: description that people could find out who you are.
Speaker 3: And you're gone.
Speaker 2: So are we gonna do us or not?
Speaker 1: No, I don't plan on hooking up with you. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you. I don't know at what point.
Speaker 2: Rude and scene scene And that's.
Speaker 1: Me For all the people who think me and Drew
Speaker 1: should actually date, that's what it would go like.
Speaker 2: That's what every single one of my dates look like,
Speaker 2: every one of them.
Speaker 3: Were you playing someone else or yourself? No?
Speaker 2: I was. That's how I act on dates.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. We should probably have a
Speaker 1: conversation about that.
Speaker 2: That is that's is you said, Holy shit? R Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you don't have a baddie in bed every week, but.
Speaker 3: That is No.
Speaker 1: If I found out you actually ever acted like that
Speaker 1: on a date, I'd be so pissed, I'd be like, bro,
Speaker 1: are you serious?
Speaker 2: Like I have to talk to him. Not only did
Speaker 2: I have to teach him how to wipe his ass,
Speaker 2: but now I have to teach him at a.
Speaker 3: Date how to be a normal person on dates also so.
Speaker 1: That I don't get like, because somehow that would be
Speaker 1: my fault if it became public knowledge that you acted
Speaker 1: like that. They be like, I can't believe any letson
Speaker 1: do that? Like I could see it being my fault. WHOA.
Speaker 3: Every time we are on.
Speaker 1: A zoom call like episode, no matter what, you will
Speaker 1: be looking at yourself and seeing what face you can make.
Speaker 2: It's just I hate my body. Like, do y'all ever
Speaker 2: do this? Like, hold on, let me pull these back? Wait,
Speaker 2: I look cute like this?
Speaker 4: Hold on, I look cute.
Speaker 2: Y'all ever, just like pull the sides of your face
Speaker 2: up and be like, oh, that's good. Like y'all ever
Speaker 2: go like that's good? Oh like not that's what I
Speaker 2: should look like. I need to get a plastic searcher
Speaker 2: to look like that.
Speaker 3: Oh not much changes for me because I'm pretty perfect.
Speaker 2: But that's because you have like literally the most perfect
Speaker 2: face shape ever.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: You do look really pretty today. Every time I get
Speaker 2: on zoom, I'm like, wow, and he is beautiful. You
Speaker 2: only look pretty over phone calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't look pretty in person. In person, I'm
Speaker 1: really jarring and scary to look at. I actually you
Speaker 1: only think the opposite. Like I see myself in videos
Speaker 1: all the times. I'm like, y'all, please, that's all what
Speaker 1: I look like, like that I look better in person,
Speaker 1: I swear, even though I've literally never seen myself in person.
Speaker 1: But I don't believe cameras show who you really are.
Speaker 2: Gag. Like that's something I wanted to talk about today.
Speaker 2: I saw someone made a video talking about mirrors, and like, duh,
Speaker 2: everybody knows, like mirrors are inverted, so like you haven't
Speaker 2: like actually seen yourself unless you like use the inverted
Speaker 2: filter on TikTok or like.
Speaker 1: What I feel like even that is like exactly exactly
Speaker 1: sorting you.
Speaker 2: But like the real ty that no one's talking about
Speaker 2: is like mirrors are fucking scary, Like they're actually demonic
Speaker 2: and witchcraft Like I'm not even kidding, they're like purely magical.
Speaker 2: Like I understand it's a piece of glass with like
Speaker 2: this coding on it, so you can see a reflection,
Speaker 2: But like, what the hell was that? What was that?
Speaker 3: I'm back on the wagon, y'all. I got a new
Speaker 3: buff bar.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: It's a flu Actually it's a harmonica.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, dude, that matches your baba your hamster
Speaker 2: water bottle? So well? Do you have the hamster bottle
Speaker 2: with you underbal Literally those two are like imagine made
Speaker 2: in heaven.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the GQ ten Essentials on my first
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 2: But no mirrors are evil, demonic witchcraft, Like I genuine
Speaker 2: believe that, because like, really, you're gonna tell me? That's
Speaker 2: like another thing, like the creators that be, Like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's a few things I need to talk about, and
Speaker 2: I'll like kind of list them off and then we
Speaker 2: can like react to them together. Okay, the simulation creators,
Speaker 2: the powers that be.
Speaker 3: Have been you right now, by the way.
Speaker 2: Way too close to the fucking suns right tree.
Speaker 3: You think you just.
Speaker 2: Fell out of a coconut tree.
Speaker 3: In the context, do.
Speaker 2: You know that you live and what came before you
Speaker 2: here is that's not you?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: Of all that you would list you've been.
Speaker 3: All in which you have lived, and what came before you.
Speaker 3: That was Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2: By the way, I love I literally love Kamala Harris
Speaker 2: cringe compilations. Those are a great video to deep dive on,
Speaker 2: and Kamala Harris iconic pop culture moment.
Speaker 1: I think she has definitely been microdosing every day of
Speaker 1: her life since the moment she became vice president.
Speaker 2: You've been microdosing adrenochrome and baby stem cells, and she
Speaker 2: needs to give some to Joe. Literally, Joe, here's your
Speaker 2: little stem cell. You want some stem cells. Well, what
Speaker 2: I was saying is that the simulation creators have been
Speaker 2: flying too close to the sun recently, and you know
Speaker 2: what tipped me off that they're like trying a little
Speaker 2: like too hard to like like make the future happened.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, babe, just let it happen naturally like
Speaker 2: it will. You don't have to force it, bitch. Neuralink
Speaker 2: is like I know, I talk about it all the time,
Speaker 2: but the more I think about it, that shit is
Speaker 2: fake as dust and I'm not buying it. And the
Speaker 2: simulation creators tried some new shit with me and it's
Speaker 2: just not happening. I'm not letting it happen.
Speaker 3: I was working for a second though they got.
Speaker 2: You know, they had me ring like they had me
Speaker 2: in for a second, but then I thought about it.
Speaker 2: It is like no, Like it freaks me out. It
Speaker 2: freaks me out. It's like thirty two different connections. It's
Speaker 2: like they plug it into your brain and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden you're allowed to play like SIEV six
Speaker 2: when you're paralyzed. Like no, like I'm not. I'm literally
Speaker 2: not buying that. You're not selling that to me, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not buying that, Like put it in my brain
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you if it works for real, for
Speaker 2: real the yay.
Speaker 5: So what you're saying is you were the only reliable
Speaker 5: source for neuralink, and that's why they need to give
Speaker 5: it to you.
Speaker 2: No, dead ass, Like I'm a narcissist, Like I won't
Speaker 2: believe it works until it happens to me, Like I.
Speaker 3: Think, like not that I don't believe that it can
Speaker 3: do something.
Speaker 1: I just don't when something is useless to me, I
Speaker 1: just don't think it should exist. Like that provides no
Speaker 1: knowledge for me. It does not like expand my mind.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm seeing the universe from a
Speaker 1: new fucking selective narrative or anything. It does nothing for me,
Speaker 1: and I actually I still don't know what the neurallink
Speaker 1: is for. Like I know it could be used to
Speaker 1: help like brain chemistry and shit.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's to control computers basically, like you like
Speaker 2: can if you can't use a mouse and eye tracking
Speaker 2: is doesn't work for a long time because you have
Speaker 2: to sit completely still and like look around and like
Speaker 2: you can't like move around. They put this chip in
Speaker 2: your brain so you can control a mouse, so you
Speaker 2: can live a more normal life. Also, he was playing
Speaker 2: the neuralink creator or the first neuralink patient was playing
Speaker 2: Mario Kart within like two days of it, and he
Speaker 2: was controlling it all with his fucking mind, like all
Speaker 2: the buttons like the go, the stop, the reverse, the
Speaker 2: throw the green shell. He threw a green shell, a
Speaker 2: green shell at another car and aimed it and threw
Speaker 2: it perfect timing. Like yeah, fucking right, No, I'm not
Speaker 2: buying it, y'all aren't getting.
Speaker 1: For some reason for the first time, I like do
Speaker 1: believe that, but only because that study that I saw
Speaker 1: on I'm stop getting my sources from TikTok because this
Speaker 1: shit could be fucking bullshit and not real. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna look it up because I actually can even
Speaker 1: a fuck about science. Sorry, everything science had to teach me,
Speaker 1: it's taught me already.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I like magic and wonder and I don't want to
Speaker 1: know why things happen work.
Speaker 2: But your pH balance and your beajenie is a little off.
Speaker 2: You need science for that. No, you need Jesus for that.
Speaker 2: You need Jesus for that. Odor.
Speaker 1: No, the wonders of my body and the calcified water
Speaker 1: of New York City will heel me.
Speaker 2: I think the calcified fetus that's been in your gut
Speaker 2: for the last seven years, that.
Speaker 3: Turned floating around in my gut?
Speaker 2: Have you seen that?
Speaker 3: No, bruh is it the older lady?
Speaker 2: Yes, fucking fetus inside of her uterus for like seventy
Speaker 2: years and it just turned a fucking stone in her
Speaker 2: and she like went in for like a routine checkup,
Speaker 2: and it fucking was just in her gut. I wasn't
Speaker 2: telling you that. I was telling the rest of the
Speaker 2: people that didn't know. But what the fuck were you saying?
Speaker 2: Body is tea? Miss? Body is tea?
Speaker 1: Oh? Because of that thing that they had, like the
Speaker 1: fetuses and like baby brains they were building in a
Speaker 1: fucking lab.
Speaker 3: Like how humans are just obsessed with.
Speaker 1: Cloning and we need to get the fuck over ourselves
Speaker 1: because also humans are not that great, like.
Speaker 3: We don't need more of them, were good whatever, we.
Speaker 1: Don't need to make them in a lab like bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't need to insta cart a baby anytime soon,
Speaker 1: like we don't need.
Speaker 2: What if they can change the code to make them superhuman?
Speaker 3: I would be so fucking annoyed?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? My baby came out like extremely
Speaker 1: smart and I was just like kind of like useless.
Speaker 1: But no, literally, if babies came out perfect, every other
Speaker 1: human living would be obsolete and they would probably kill us.
Speaker 1: And I don't I think babies are meant to be
Speaker 1: stupid at perth. I don't want to fucking super baby.
Speaker 1: I don't want a baby who could decide to sing
Speaker 1: one day and just like change its fucking like lung
Speaker 1: placement or whatever the fuck makes human sing normally, Which
Speaker 1: that's another thing that could uses the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: Is it's crazy that you can't teach yourself to sing?
Speaker 1: Look at James Charles, all those thinging.
Speaker 2: Classes, No get me, look at me. I did.
Speaker 3: I let's hear, let's hear a song?
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, give me what is that.
Speaker 1: Dude that's doing something to them that there's voices in
Speaker 1: your singing.
Speaker 2: Like voice is the fucking voice?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, what's the Roy Orbson song? I'm crying, whrying, whah.
Speaker 3: We actually need this idea for American idol. I'd be
Speaker 3: so happy if I got on god ticket.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, take the million dollars.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could somehow get past maybe we
Speaker 1: could find a song, because I feel like the biggest
Speaker 1: flaw with American idol and things like that is I
Speaker 1: genuinely do believe there is a song for everyone, that
Speaker 1: everyone can sing at least one song.
Speaker 2: Well, ye dubai rift, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's yours mine. No, mine is not fair because I'm
Speaker 1: a really good singer.
Speaker 3: So it's just like you haven't.
Speaker 1: I actually did Hello It's Me by Todd Rundgren at karaoke,
Speaker 1: and I talk about a vibe no one would be
Speaker 1: and they.
Speaker 2: Did not with it. I don't work. We need to
Speaker 2: insert the York video.
Speaker 3: You do sound good? I guess it.
Speaker 2: I got the New York which song was it throw
Speaker 2: things off the mountainside.
Speaker 3: Sensuality. No, that's not it.
Speaker 2: It was sometimes I look over the mountain side and
Speaker 2: throw little things off and close my if my if
Speaker 2: I hit the ground, will my eyes be closed or open?
Speaker 2: Those are the lyrics, but I don't know what song
Speaker 2: that day is. I'm looking it up closed my eyes
Speaker 2: closed or open?
Speaker 3: Hyperballad?
Speaker 2: Yes, hyper ballad. That's my ship, that's my one song.
Speaker 2: I can sing.
Speaker 1: Mountains right, Yeah, that would make sense that the only
Speaker 1: one you can do is like a scary little voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just do thepin.
Speaker 3: It's not reading well over.
Speaker 4: Before you wake up?
Speaker 3: Happiness be fucking.
Speaker 2: That song is about me and you and you by
Speaker 2: the way, but us or no, I think it just
Speaker 2: pertains to our life mainly. But every morning before I
Speaker 2: wake up, I think about offing myself. Every morning, and
Speaker 2: while you're asleep or no, no, sorry, every morning while
Speaker 2: you're asleep, when I'm awake, I'm thinking about offing myself.
Speaker 2: And then I go through all that before you wake up,
Speaker 2: so I can be a happier, better version of myself
Speaker 2: for you. Probably get help, Yeah, yeah, I honestly should.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be there for you, though, because that's
Speaker 3: not like a lot for me.
Speaker 2: Am I getting actor right now?
Speaker 3: No? What do you what do you think you're doing?
Speaker 3: Someone's in the door.
Speaker 1: What I'm having one of those days where I don't
Speaker 1: want to do anything but use my phone. Like some mornings,
Speaker 1: my phone just calls to me, and it's like we
Speaker 1: need to work together, Like you've been off of it
Speaker 1: too long.
Speaker 3: Like my screen time was like, actually, I want to see.
Speaker 1: My screen time was really low the past few days
Speaker 1: because I'm in New York and I'm seeing my friends,
Speaker 1: I'm doing all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Organo, Oh, you don't want to know kind of things
Speaker 2: that I know that I know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my average screen time since I've been.
Speaker 1: Here is like four to five hours. Gorgeous because a
Speaker 1: lot of that also is like me looking at fucking
Speaker 1: Google maps and like trying to figure out where I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get ho because I'm addicted to right now. I
Speaker 1: blame it on Rain because if y'all don't know who is,
Speaker 1: she's a fucking freakingly gorgeous model, but she's obsessed with
Speaker 1: teas and shit and making little concoctions. And I had one,
Speaker 1: and you know what it is. I had the thing
Speaker 1: where I have a drink and then I have like
Speaker 1: the best day ever mentally, And when I got to
Speaker 1: New York, I went to the like Toast the cutes
Speaker 1: Toast spot, which you still haven't been to, which is
Speaker 1: kind of insane, but I had a hojicha there, and
Speaker 1: then I continue to have the best day ever. So
Speaker 1: now I need it every day because that's how I
Speaker 1: checked my brain into having a good time. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're tasting this. Remember how good you felt when you
Speaker 1: taste this.
Speaker 2: Psychologically makes a lot of freaking sense.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just having one of those days where
Speaker 1: I woke up and I was like, I need my phone,
Speaker 1: Like I need to be with my phone. I've been
Speaker 1: just kind of like distant and now giving my phone
Speaker 1: the attention and love it deserves.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, I'm like the complete opposite,
Speaker 2: I'm smothering my phone, and she's like, actually, step, she
Speaker 2: turned off.
Speaker 3: My na is.
Speaker 1: When Drew's phone dies, he just uses it as a
Speaker 1: like notion from the universe to take a nap because
Speaker 1: he's too.
Speaker 3: Lazy to get up, Like you literally just turn over and.
Speaker 2: Go to sleep. I'm good to sleep, and then I
Speaker 2: wake up and I'm like, why is my phone dead?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Notes that I have sure.
Speaker 3: Also, Kai is not dead. He's here somewhere in the
Speaker 3: zoom universe.
Speaker 4: Can I join? Can I join?
Speaker 3: If you have a hand over your face?
Speaker 2: Yes? Sorry, I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, cover that fucking mug, bitch.
Speaker 4: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Well, you just asked to join.
Speaker 3: You turned on your own camera. No one turned it
Speaker 3: on for you. Okay, how do I let's see I
Speaker 3: fixed it?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: There's some boys fucking voice voice he's.
Speaker 3: Bad, facing in and out of existence.
Speaker 2: We're working, bro, What do you mean we're.
Speaker 3: Doing the podcast?
Speaker 4: Like hello, I'm just trying to tap in.
Speaker 3: We don't talk to you for fun. This is work.
Speaker 4: Come on, I'm just chilling. What's Drew?
Speaker 3: You look?
Speaker 4: You look good?
Speaker 2: No, I look puggy and you can say that.
Speaker 4: No, you look good. I I swear to you. Got
Speaker 4: to keep looking.
Speaker 3: At you, dude.
Speaker 1: For Drew's birthday, when I was looking through all the photos,
Speaker 1: I realized almost all of my photos of Drew that
Speaker 1: have on my phone or him doing that fucking smile.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so fucking ugly, y'all, I'm literally you.
Speaker 3: Can't make yourself look ugly, and they'd be like, oh.
Speaker 2: No, no no, just even outside of that, like like.
Speaker 1: This, I'm not gonna shower you in compliments because you
Speaker 1: do this thing where you like search for compliments by
Speaker 1: calling yourself ugly, and then when somebody gives you the
Speaker 1: commplat you're looking for, you.
Speaker 3: Just go, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Bit I know.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm balding, like I'm actually balding. I'm about
Speaker 3: to like join No, I'm not kidding. I'm like balding
Speaker 3: right here, like my hair is thinning.
Speaker 2: If a girl takes Finash stride, will they like implode?
Speaker 4: I think your ovaries fall out.
Speaker 2: That's too bad, though, honestly, more words, it's like not bad.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, periods.
Speaker 1: Why can't you just say, oh my god, why you're
Speaker 1: not even hiding?
Speaker 3: I can still see you.
Speaker 4: Wait, did we talk about when me and Drew saw
Speaker 4: Dune and he kept screaming Dune pilled whenever?
Speaker 2: And then then know, really what happened is you screamed
Speaker 2: while it was silent. It was dead silent. We were
Speaker 2: at the TLC Chinese Theater, biggest screen, loudest theater ever,
Speaker 2: it was beautiful, but every moment of silent was extra silent.
Speaker 2: Zindaiya and Timothy just got finished doing s on the
Speaker 2: screen and Kaya out loud was like Zindia's writing, Timothy's
Speaker 2: worm big worm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then wedge laugh, huge laugh from.
Speaker 2: Like no, there was no there wasn't a single around us.
Speaker 1: Rewriting history right now, He's like, and then the theater
Speaker 1: erupted and laughter, and everybody stood up and carried me
Speaker 1: and set me down to the front, like carried you
Speaker 1: what's it called crowdsurping down to the front where people
Speaker 1: stand for like Q and A's and they gave you
Speaker 1: a mic and put a spotlight on you.
Speaker 3: You're like, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The joke just came naturally, Like I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: you guys enjoyed that, like publishing.
Speaker 2: It did have that as a note for a couple
Speaker 2: episodes ago, but I forgot to talk about it, so
Speaker 2: thank you for bringing it up. But yeah, Kai and
Speaker 2: I were dune pilled this fuck universe. That's something I've
Speaker 2: been working on. I've been shopping it around and every
Speaker 2: time someone's heard me say duniverse, they were like gag,
Speaker 2: like that's actually sick like, so if you want to
Speaker 2: use it, I give you permission.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna probably put it on a T shirt
Speaker 1: and like throw that on red bubble, make a couple
Speaker 1: hundred dough make.
Speaker 2: A couple bands out lonely. Okay, So our toilets, it's
Speaker 2: clogged boots as fuck. It was cool you.
Speaker 6: Were clogging the fuck out of the toilets at the
Speaker 6: crib because Drew doesn't ship for like three weeks at
Speaker 6: a time, and then when he does, he unleashes the
Speaker 6: fucking cracking from his asshole and blows up the toilet
Speaker 6: and destroys it, and then our landlord always has.
Speaker 3: Something to say about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was clogged boots. And I called our
Speaker 2: landlord because I was gonna have a plumber come on
Speaker 2: my own dime, because I was like, this is probably
Speaker 2: my fault. I am probably gonna end up paying for it,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to go through landlord because it
Speaker 2: always takes too long. So I scheduled one and then
Speaker 2: I called them and I was like, it's an older home,
Speaker 2: and then I got really anxious and that he was
Speaker 2: going to destroy the pipes because it is an old
Speaker 2: fucking home. So I called the stain, So I called
Speaker 2: Minky our landlord.
Speaker 3: No, we have to.
Speaker 1: Explain that because like the way we always talk about
Speaker 1: our landlord not saying our name right, but her name
Speaker 1: is Mickey, and we have gone from like Nicky to
Speaker 1: Mick to mink to mink stain because there was a
Speaker 1: time where we didn't fuck with her because she would
Speaker 1: just come into our house.
Speaker 3: You would just like come inside and be like hello.
Speaker 2: Helloa arm yeah and like yell for us.
Speaker 1: We were like, bro, the mink stain is literally fucking
Speaker 1: coming into our house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now what nicknames is the stain? Which I like,
Speaker 3: it does not. I love her.
Speaker 2: I love her. I love her. I just need that
Speaker 2: to be known. But anyways, I was on the phone
Speaker 2: with her talking about and it was like six people
Speaker 2: in the car and I was on the phone and
Speaker 2: I had her on speaker, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: our toilet's clogged. Like I thought that was gonna be
Speaker 2: the end of the conversation. No, I mean six different
Speaker 2: times she was like, is someone constipated? Like are you constipated? Philip,
Speaker 2: Like it's someone is Josh constipated? Are you constipated? Like
Speaker 2: are you making big poop in my landlord just kept
Speaker 2: talking to me about like my bowel movements, and I
Speaker 2: was just like no. And then she got into this
Speaker 2: like funny, flirty conversation with me where she was like, Philip,
Speaker 2: you're so funny and real like you like you're just
Speaker 2: like just authentic, and that's why I like you. That's
Speaker 2: literally why I like you. And she's like kind of
Speaker 2: flirty with me, and I just was like, yeah, like
Speaker 2: I am real, like I know you know that. And uh,
Speaker 2: then she like we were playing around because I always
Speaker 2: send rent like a week late because I forget, and
Speaker 2: I was just like text me, Mink, like just text me,
Speaker 2: like if you really want the rent me and she
Speaker 2: texted me on the first she remembered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you like her because she flirts with.
Speaker 1: You because she's like she's a Oh we only like
Speaker 1: her as a landlord because she's like an older lady
Speaker 1: and we've now known her for almost six years, so
Speaker 1: she's like sweet in my eyes, but she is like
Speaker 1: classic landlord. I got a light fixture changed, or I
Speaker 1: tried to get a light picture in our house changed,
Speaker 1: and the wiring was so fucking old and untouched that
Speaker 1: it was a fire hazard, and the guy who was
Speaker 1: doing it was like, Oh, I don't think I should
Speaker 1: touch this anymore, because it's a miracle your house has
Speaker 1: it burst on fire every time you've turned this light on,
Speaker 1: because all of the wiring was like old enough that
Speaker 1: it is like caught and covered and it's like all burnt.
Speaker 3: All of the wiring was like burnt to a crisp.
Speaker 2: Oh, which, our ceiling is leaking again. It's leaking, and
Speaker 2: it leaked all over my Nogucci fucking lamp, all over
Speaker 2: my fucking Nogucci lamp. I'm pissed. Yeah, yeah, this house
Speaker 2: is fucking falling apart.
Speaker 1: And then she had the audacity to come to the house.
Speaker 1: She got on my ascid. She was like, why would
Speaker 1: you get a random electrician to do this? Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you tell me? And I was like, because this is
Speaker 1: a normal thing people do, Like I was going to
Speaker 1: replace it back what.
Speaker 3: And then she was like, okay, I can fix it.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna cost you eight hundred dollars and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to break through all the walls and de
Speaker 1: shore the kitchen.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, why, you're just costing me money.
Speaker 1: I don't own this apartment with the fuck So she
Speaker 1: is classic landlord scammer. But we love her and Drew
Speaker 1: likes her because she flirts with Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's my girl. But anyways, so the toilet was
Speaker 2: clogged and then at the same time, the sink and
Speaker 2: the tub clogged because me and Nya have long, voluptuous,
Speaker 2: thick hair that's falling out and we're bald, and so
Speaker 2: it clogs all the drains. And someone shaving in the sink,
Speaker 2: and ya, it is not me. I shave my face
Speaker 2: over the floor in vacuument. Later. I don't know who
Speaker 2: is shaving in the sink, but someone is clogging the
Speaker 2: fucking sink.
Speaker 1: Probably, And Josie he has to wake up and chave
Speaker 1: his beard every day so that the Bold Glamour filter
Speaker 1: stays looking good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, But I uh decided to take things in my
Speaker 2: own hands, because babes, I'm a man, I can do things.
Speaker 2: I'm a strong boy.
Speaker 3: Well what did you do?
Speaker 2: I grabbed some draino some lye and I poured it
Speaker 2: in the sink and I poured a bunch in there.
Speaker 2: And as I was pouring it, the lie splashed all
Speaker 2: over my hands. It said wear gloves, where eye protection,
Speaker 2: wear respirator. Bitch, I'm not doing all that shit. I
Speaker 2: just grabbed the plastic bag, held it around it and
Speaker 2: poured it. But I was pouring it and it was
Speaker 2: squirting out weird, and it sprayed into the sink bowl
Speaker 2: and splashed back all over my fucking hand. Um, I
Speaker 2: freaked out. I immediately freaked out. I was like, my
Speaker 2: hand is gonna melt off. So I dropped the lie
Speaker 2: and I ran to the sink in the kitchen and
Speaker 2: washed it off. It was literally like a like within
Speaker 2: five seconds, it was already burning my skin like it
Speaker 2: like Josh was there he could attest. I had like
Speaker 2: red patches all over the back of my hand. It's
Speaker 2: healed now, But then I remember that's what they used
Speaker 2: to fucking melt that body and breaking bad. So I
Speaker 2: was literally decomposing my skin and rotting my flesh off,
Speaker 2: like burning, literally burning my flesh off.
Speaker 4: Flight Club in that scene where he like tortures him,
Speaker 4: what you cut out? Do you only make soap and
Speaker 4: fight Club?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the same shit, Yeah, the same shit.
Speaker 3: Bruh.
Speaker 1: I've never seen fight Club and I never plan on
Speaker 1: seeing fight Club. That's a movie I started when I
Speaker 1: was fifteen, and I was like, snooze best, I'm turning this.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, you don't like fight Club? About Wolf of
Speaker 2: wall Street?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that either.
Speaker 2: Do you like Wolf of wall Street?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that movie. That's another movie.
Speaker 1: I actually saw the first five seconds of Oh Great Gatsby.
Speaker 2: Is cut and America American Psycho. I feel like I've
Speaker 2: been taking a lot of cold showers.
Speaker 4: Why it's good your testosterone. I can tell your testosterone
Speaker 4: is really high. Your ore is crazy.
Speaker 2: I need eyebrow. I need thicker eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I need somebody to make a compilation of every time
Speaker 1: we've been on a Zoom episode and how often you
Speaker 1: talked about its appearance, and like the searchery I need.
Speaker 2: I need botox and my master muscles. I really think
Speaker 2: that would fix everything. I just have a very strong jaw,
Speaker 2: masculine jaw. I need to cut out sugar for thirty
Speaker 2: days to depuff my face and I'd be good. You'd
Speaker 2: be Look, Max Goat.
Speaker 4: I've been telling you this, well, you need to do
Speaker 4: no fap.
Speaker 1: Hell no.
Speaker 3: Hell, no way that changes the way you look.
Speaker 4: Does you should have seen me before.
Speaker 2: No fab Kai was eight thousand pounds and covered in
Speaker 2: boils before my three day streak.
Speaker 3: Wait, have you started yet? Because I'm confused because that
Speaker 3: sounds like just like.
Speaker 4: A description of down no cooming for three days.
Speaker 2: Hi, I don't think you understood what Enya just said?
Speaker 4: What what did you say?
Speaker 3: I said?
Speaker 1: Have you started that journey? Or is Drew giving the
Speaker 1: current description of you now? Because that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm like three days into my journey.
Speaker 1: So now, okay, I'm going to tell you what we're
Speaker 1: going to do for both of you to improve your looks.
Speaker 4: Okay, not much.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: Both of you a full frontal lace twenty two inch
Speaker 1: m wig. I'm thinking platinum blonde for the both of you.
Speaker 1: Per you both need a little or Kai needs a
Speaker 1: lip flip, Drew needs a lip filler and lip flop.
Speaker 3: I guess we can get you guys some eyebrow threads.
Speaker 1: I do not need to live filler, babe, dude, you
Speaker 1: would flip puller would be fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3: Also, all I can think about is how.
Speaker 1: Badly I wanted lippiller when I moved to la.
Speaker 2: It's like a rite of passage almost.
Speaker 4: You guys think it would look good. If I got
Speaker 4: my hairline lowered.
Speaker 3: You would look disgusting. He'd be so scary.
Speaker 2: An inch above that would look good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Period. I melted off my skin with Lye and it
Speaker 2: was really scary. Should I talk about how the narrative
Speaker 2: around contemporary art has been freaking me out? M yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: this idea that modern art is bad or contemporary art
Speaker 2: is bad because it doesn't look good, or doesn't look real,
Speaker 2: lists stick, or doesn't fucking have all the details in
Speaker 2: the world. Oh it looks like my kid could do it, bitch,
Speaker 2: then have your fucking kid do it. That's not the
Speaker 2: fucking point. It's the the real point. The real tea
Speaker 2: of it all is that we've already gone through we
Speaker 2: have fucking cameras. Bruh. The reason art was good and
Speaker 2: realistic to you was because they were fucking painting reality.
Speaker 2: They weren't. They were literally just documenting history, and like,
Speaker 2: that's the real tea. But now we have fucking cameras
Speaker 2: and phones to take pictures, so we don't really need
Speaker 2: to do that. So people got bored and wised up. Bitch,
Speaker 2: look at that art and paint your own fucking story
Speaker 2: and your mind challenge, like, really challenge yourself, bab because
Speaker 2: like not everything has to fucking y'all. I watched this
Speaker 2: art documentary and it was driving me fucking insane. It
Speaker 2: was the comments were driving me.
Speaker 3: Fucking like you weren't agreeing with it.
Speaker 2: The documentary like was really like egotistical and evil and
Speaker 2: it was about this like art collector and like actually
Speaker 2: was texting Ky while I was watching it. But like, literally,
Speaker 2: art dealers are the most horrifying scary looking creatures. And
Speaker 2: I use that word heavily. They're scary. I don't think
Speaker 2: they're real. I think they're literally demons and evil and
Speaker 2: like Kai even can attest like they have no souls,
Speaker 2: like their their eyes are lifeless. But yeah, I was
Speaker 2: just like looking at the comments and people were like, uh,
Speaker 2: du art bad because duer it's three colors on a canvas.
Speaker 2: Dr And I'm like, babe, like he gets to paint
Speaker 2: three colors because he painted realistically for twenty five years. Whatever,
Speaker 2: you don't gotta like it, you don't gotta like shit,
Speaker 2: but at least be educated on your argument.
Speaker 1: Or her Well, I just like to go to the museum,
Speaker 1: and if it has nothing to do with me, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking like it. Like, if it's not about like
Speaker 1: being a girl and being fun, I don't fucking like it.
Speaker 3: I literally hate realism.
Speaker 1: They piss me off if it's not eighteen hundred years old,
Speaker 1: if it's some new shit and I see a realistically
Speaker 1: painted iPhone, bitch, why don't you just take a fucking
Speaker 1: picture of that with the iPhone? Because now you're pissing
Speaker 1: me off like it. I agree with you so much.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying. I don't want to see it. But
Speaker 1: then there are some like photorealistic artists who I do like.
Speaker 1: I think it really just depends it. Also, art is
Speaker 1: so fucking subjective, y'all are so fucking annoying.
Speaker 3: Some shit people like some shit people don't like.
Speaker 1: It's like music, Like, am I gonna sit here and
Speaker 1: talk the most shit about like a Taylor Swift? Like no,
Speaker 1: because she has some songs I like, she has some
Speaker 1: songs I don't like, and like is she might like
Speaker 1: ends be all of music? No, but I fully understand
Speaker 1: why people live and die by her, and that's the
Speaker 1: end of that. And like it is such a bias
Speaker 1: based argument, and it's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: And I think people in.
Speaker 1: The art world are so with their head up their
Speaker 1: ass And you weren't loved in high school and you
Speaker 1: just now have the money to collect things that hold
Speaker 1: value to you and then you attest that value to
Speaker 1: yourself when actually it doesn't make you a valuable person.
Speaker 3: The art is what's.
Speaker 2: Valuable, exactly. I saw someone talking about uh, Cowboy Carter
Speaker 2: and they were like, take out the context behind the
Speaker 2: album and listen to it. It's not a good album.
Speaker 2: It's not a good country album. Bitch, what are we
Speaker 2: talking about? Take the fucking context out? What do you
Speaker 2: what do you? Literally? What are you saying? That is
Speaker 2: Like the entire fucking point of art is contract I know.
Speaker 1: Also that's the entire point of music is the context
Speaker 1: in which it lies. And the I mean, like, there's
Speaker 1: some music that doesn't necessarily have a message, it's just
Speaker 1: for shits and googles. But her whole shit has always
Speaker 1: been a part of a context, Like her whole discography
Speaker 1: very contextual with her life, the thing she's going through
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Also, but she stands for Beyonce rock album confirmed, basically confirmed?
Speaker 3: Wait by who?
Speaker 2: Act three is gonna be rock album? She like was
Speaker 2: at the iHeart Music Awards the other night and on
Speaker 2: stage she shouted out, this the first guitar like rock
Speaker 2: electric guitar player ever. And Act one was like, whatever
Speaker 2: the hell you would call that gay music or whatever,
Speaker 2: whatever the hell.
Speaker 3: You would call that. You mean her ode to ball room,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, all that gay stuff was.
Speaker 2: I don't know no, And then Act two country, Act
Speaker 2: three rock with some like I imagine if okay, this
Speaker 2: like would make me so sad, but this would be
Speaker 2: the most iconic shit ever if Act three was like
Speaker 2: like Sasha Fears almost and it was like her ode
Speaker 2: to herself for like starting this like whole movement, but
Speaker 2: like I can't, like she's the girl like I love her.
Speaker 2: Tell me why we low key knew Beyonce was releasing
Speaker 2: a country album four years ago. Yeah, me and Courses,
Speaker 2: but we literally somehow knew, but we didn't believe it
Speaker 2: at the time. We were like, yeah, fucking right, no
Speaker 2: she's not, But like it turns out she was.
Speaker 1: I know, we had friend we have friends in the
Speaker 1: music scene who were telling us about it and I
Speaker 1: was like, that sounds so random, and then when it
Speaker 1: actually got announced, I couldn't fucking believe it because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, they were telling me the truth.
Speaker 3: Why do I think everybody years ago?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I swear to god. I was thinking about
Speaker 2: that the other day because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like I need to order something off of line or
Speaker 2: off off off of line. I need to order something offline,
Speaker 2: off the line, and I was thinking about, like, how
Speaker 2: like I put a lot of trusts on these people
Speaker 2: to actually say they're shipping what I'm ordering, And then
Speaker 2: it started making me spiral and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not buying that because like what if they don't send
Speaker 2: me shit? And I'm just like I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, why can't I trust people? Like what is wrong?
Speaker 5: That like makes you a little fucking crazy because that thing,
Speaker 5: like because you're ordering from like a random, scary website.
Speaker 1: That's like a thought you had in like twenty ten
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 3: Made sense, But to have that thought in like twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty four so crazy, like what if they don't even
Speaker 1: have this stuff at the place? And uh, but I
Speaker 1: guess it's that irrational because it still happens like, I
Speaker 1: literally I ordered a fucking record off of what is it?
Speaker 3: It's like hot Merch, bar Merch.
Speaker 1: It's some fucking website that sells, like legitimately sells vinyls
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's poop.
Speaker 1: I never got my fucking record, and I should have
Speaker 1: known it was too good to be true because it
Speaker 1: was a.
Speaker 3: Rare ass record that was only being sold for thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: And I was like, eh, I Mitch, it never came
Speaker 1: and it was supposed to come from fucking Kansas, and
Speaker 1: I know some fucking old ass motherfucker posted it and
Speaker 1: then probably died because it's.
Speaker 2: How much was it?
Speaker 3: It was like thirty dollars?
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's not bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I want my money back.
Speaker 2: If it's too good to be true, it might be true.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't think that's the saying.
Speaker 2: That was beautiful, Thanks babe.
Speaker 4: Oh look at that?
Speaker 3: What with that?
Speaker 2: Oh scared the ship out of me?
Speaker 3: Wait what happened?
Speaker 2: They have a ring camera in here and they just
Speaker 2: made the alarm system go off? Could you hear it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I heard like it sounded like screen sounded like an
Speaker 1: RC car riding across the desk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it literally.
Speaker 4: Does I wanted to go back to and you was saying,
Speaker 4: like artists objective, and I totally agree, Like, oh, some
Speaker 4: people like rothco some people like Jeff Coon's and like
Speaker 4: I like stuff like this.
Speaker 3: How many art is subjective?
Speaker 5: Until I see that ship and I'm like, y'all are
Speaker 5: fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like stuff like this.
Speaker 2: I literally saw Kay, this thought come into your head
Speaker 2: when you were talking when we were talking about it.
Speaker 2: I saw you smile and I was like, what is
Speaker 2: he cooking up? Bruh?
Speaker 4: I know. I went to the board Ape store today.
Speaker 2: Like we've been a couple of times too, the we it's.
Speaker 4: Down the street from where I get my lobotomy, and
Speaker 4: I was like, I need because I know that store
Speaker 4: is going to go out of business, like there's no
Speaker 4: way that it exists. Yeah, two months and I was like,
Speaker 4: I need some ape water. But I walked up and
Speaker 4: I kid you not, there's like a security guard there
Speaker 4: and he was just like you don't belong in here,
Speaker 4: and I was like you're around, and like walked away.
Speaker 2: Water. I have two of the ape waters. I like
Speaker 2: art like this.
Speaker 4: Or like this, Okay, that's the same picture.
Speaker 3: The same picture's pansed us all.
Speaker 2: There's so many bad ones that I'm not gonna subject.
Speaker 4: I like your fan at it that you sent me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I collected all of those and then put
Speaker 2: it into a video editor and then made a gift
Speaker 2: out of it and sent it to Kai. I think
Speaker 2: you can assume what happens.
Speaker 3: He takes his pats off and jerk's off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly wrong with you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he's a baddie. I agree.
Speaker 3: Well, the other night, I no.
Speaker 2: This didn't happen. No, not one, not even one thing happened.
Speaker 2: How about that? Bye kay, get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 2: leave now now now, hey, yo, oh this is true.
Speaker 2: Fuck that closet has been open the whole time. Guys,
Speaker 2: watch this. I'm going to be in the closet the pride.
Speaker 1: Well, the other night I was freaking the fuck out
Speaker 1: because if y'all don't know, I still don't have a
Speaker 1: car because I'm picky and I want a vintage car,
Speaker 1: but I'm too lazy and i'm just a girl, and
Speaker 1: I don't trust myself to actually be able to maintain
Speaker 1: a vintage car. And one of my friends in New
Speaker 1: York is a really nice vintage car and like the
Speaker 1: cars of the Volvo, and a bunch of us got
Speaker 1: a ride from him, and I was standing outside of
Speaker 1: my friend's apartment with them and staring at the car,
Speaker 1: and I had I was having the craziest moment where
Speaker 1: I was looking at the car and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: cars are literally not real.
Speaker 3: They are fucking gadgets.
Speaker 1: No said, they are so weird, and like I wish
Speaker 1: I was an animal to see the way humans move
Speaker 1: because I think I would be freaked out. Because I
Speaker 1: was looking at that car and I was like, they
Speaker 1: literally made toy versions of this car.
Speaker 3: That's how much it's not a real car. Like you
Speaker 3: can't find a toy.
Speaker 1: Version of like a Toyota Camry from twenty ten unless
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 3: And I just don't know, but like older cars are
Speaker 3: such gadgets that they made toys out of them.
Speaker 2: Like if cars were clear, this is what we would
Speaker 2: look like, Wait, why do my forearms look huge right now?
Speaker 3: They don't, I guess I kind of do. Oh fuck,
Speaker 3: that's like not impressive to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh no, cars are actually horrifying. They're literally just
Speaker 2: in death traps.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the way they crumble bar, Like, are you
Speaker 3: fucking serious? Why do we get in those? But I
Speaker 3: love driving? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Actually I was driving another friend's fucking car recently to
Speaker 1: go meet up for coffee and I borrowed that friend's
Speaker 1: car and I parked it and it's like a nice
Speaker 1: vintage car. So I park it and I'm walking and
Speaker 1: I like get past the sky, so like we're like
Speaker 1: this far apart, like we're like maybe like five feet apart.
Speaker 3: I've already passed them.
Speaker 1: And I just here and I was like what and
Speaker 1: I turned I was like what, and then he was
Speaker 1: like that's that's just a.
Speaker 3: Really cool car.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like thanks, and then he
Speaker 1: go before I could like say what I was going
Speaker 1: to say, which is like, oh, it's not mine, I'm
Speaker 1: borrowing it, he goes, but you probably just have a
Speaker 1: really cool life.
Speaker 3: So and look down and.
Speaker 1: Then I like really bad.
Speaker 3: I was like that was like the most ever. And
Speaker 3: then I just like turned out. I was like, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Do that risk? That's so kiris.
Speaker 4: What was the risk? Sorry? I was drinking.
Speaker 2: Drinking what alcohol? Oh my god? It is literally noon?
Speaker 4: What was the riz?
Speaker 2: Okay, so the scene is you going to rehab and
Speaker 2: asking for help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm in rehab.
Speaker 2: You literally do look good right now?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I actually do.
Speaker 3: I'm not even the riz is.
Speaker 1: I was borrowing my friend's vintage, like nice car. I
Speaker 1: parked it and I walked past this dude who was
Speaker 1: just like standing on the sidewalk smoking. I got like
Speaker 1: five feet from him, and then I just heard it,
Speaker 1: and I was like what what happened? And then he
Speaker 1: was like that's a really cool car. And then before
Speaker 1: I got to say, like, oh, it's not my car,
Speaker 1: he goes, but you probably just have like a really
Speaker 1: cool life, and like looked down in a way from me,
Speaker 1: and I was just like oh.
Speaker 4: I was like, well it did it work though, But I.
Speaker 1: Don't wor oh bitch, because I was like, it's not
Speaker 1: my car, it's my friend's car. And then he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because like it's so nice. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's definitely like my dream is to
Speaker 1: have like a cool vintage car, but sadly it'saw mine,
Speaker 1: and they was like yeah yeah, and then.
Speaker 3: We just said. Then I was like okay, I have
Speaker 3: a good day.
Speaker 1: And then I just turned around and like walked away
Speaker 1: really fast because I didn't want to have to keep
Speaker 1: talking to him.
Speaker 2: Okay, if I was a man in that situation, I
Speaker 2: simply would just not talk to the girl.
Speaker 4: Can you. I just want to see if our hands
Speaker 4: are the same.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, they are, like low key the same size.
Speaker 2: I mind a little small.
Speaker 3: Well that's Kai's riz.
Speaker 1: He's still doing that middle school ship like wait, how
Speaker 1: big are your hands?
Speaker 2: I sent me something today and it was where my
Speaker 2: hug at son? Or look how small my hands are? Daughter?
Speaker 2: Which one are you choosing?
Speaker 3: I'm still choosing look how small my hands are? Daughter?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like she can grow out of that.
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're aware is my hug at son?
Speaker 1: You will be that for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where is my hug at son? Literally in seventh grade
Speaker 2: realized that they were a loser very early on, and
Speaker 2: the only way they were going to be able to
Speaker 2: touch boobs is by getting hugs, because your boobs. When
Speaker 2: get you hug us, we can feel your boobs?
Speaker 3: Okay, like IM.
Speaker 2: It's fucking hot, hey side hugs only from now on,
Speaker 2: right right? I get a boner every time I hug
Speaker 2: in you guys our last episode, Yeah, we really don't.
Speaker 2: I mean a few times our last week less restricted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this one probably is too, because you're talking
Speaker 1: about jerking off to fucking up dad and y'all are.
Speaker 2: We're blurring that in. Yeah, it's inside out, but we're
Speaker 2: blurring that. We're blurring that.
Speaker 3: But okay, so we need to hug twice a day.
Speaker 1: We need to hug in the morning and at night,
Speaker 1: because didn't you see that thing that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: hugging makes you happier?
Speaker 3: Y'all are jerking off to him.
Speaker 2: That's my man, I see it. That's like one of
Speaker 2: those like like ones that could work. No, goddamn, I
Speaker 2: can make that ship work.
Speaker 3: Why would you though?
Speaker 2: Because he's a sweet old man.
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you having sex
Speaker 1: with him?
Speaker 2: Everything? So it doesn't.
Speaker 7: Okay, m hm, Hello, Hello, my name is Drew.
Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Drew. Hello, my name is Drew.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like in a like you know
Speaker 1: during COVID when people who had to go to like
Speaker 1: rehab and ship had to do their apology calls over zoom.
Speaker 5: That's what I feel like, and you're like still not
Speaker 5: there to apologize yet.
Speaker 2: Just they just copied my laugh. Hello, my name is Drew.
Speaker 3: Who that doesn't sound like anything, does.
Speaker 4: M all it?
Speaker 2: Hat?
Speaker 1: Well? I was a karaoke bar with a bunch of
Speaker 1: friends and like we had been there all night. We
Speaker 1: were the only people in there, and then this guy
Speaker 1: and girl came in together and like they were like sweet.
Speaker 1: I just assumed they were a couple immediately, and the
Speaker 1: bartender was like, oh, there's only room for two more songs,
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh.
Speaker 3: We should give them the two songs. But one of
Speaker 3: my friends was drunk and.
Speaker 1: Just like really trying to finish her song, and I
Speaker 1: was like, bruh, stop fucking singing.
Speaker 3: Give this couple of their songs.
Speaker 1: Because then one of our friends had spoken to them
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, yeah, he lives in Colorado,
Speaker 1: he's going back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's our last night together.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, this is so sad,
Speaker 1: Like give her the fucking song, which tell me why
Speaker 1: they got a song? And he picked Joline, and in
Speaker 1: that moment, I was like, oh, it's there, not a
Speaker 1: fucking baby.
Speaker 3: Like he was balthy. All of us were like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this sweet couple. And then he did Jolene
Speaker 3: and then she did.
Speaker 1: Innocence by Avri Levine and we were like, bro, they're
Speaker 1: the gayest people I've ever seen in my life. And
Speaker 1: then we spoke to them and they were like, definitely
Speaker 1: not dating.
Speaker 3: And that just goes to show not to judge a
Speaker 3: book by its cover. That's my story.
Speaker 2: A lot of people would see us and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: Drew's gay, she's scary. But no, we're together and it's scary.
Speaker 3: We can date even though you're gay. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying hypothetically, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: You literally are the nice person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm super nice and chill, like.
Speaker 2: Okay, so and yah, there's some I don't know what
Speaker 2: type of news this is. It might be good or bad.
Speaker 2: I'm curious to see the way you react to it,
Speaker 2: because I had a very mixed reaction the movie that
Speaker 2: we auditioned for that got canceled got made really coming
Speaker 2: out soon?
Speaker 3: Did you tell that too?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Because you said this has gotten a mixed reaction?
Speaker 2: No, No, I meant internally like, my oh.
Speaker 3: Wow, and I really will never forget us leaving that.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be like, when was that like years ago?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like two years ago.
Speaker 2: Pandemi levado. Yeah, I don't know, say that it's like
Speaker 2: pandemic pandemic pandemmi levado, dimmi levado is panned.
Speaker 3: You said, why don't people say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ate, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the movie just is gonna be good
Speaker 1: because they didn't cast us and they didn't even say
Speaker 1: anything to us about our tape.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go to the screening the premiere
Speaker 2: and take a bunch of fintanel.
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna be like that Madison Beer clip where
Speaker 1: she's like I was supposed to be video that I
Speaker 1: was supposed.
Speaker 3: To be in the movie, Like I was.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be there, but.
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, we were busy doing podcasts in college shows,
Speaker 1: so we couldn't like make.
Speaker 2: It the thing with that clip like of Madison Beer saying, oh,
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be in it, Like I believe
Speaker 2: her like she she was supposed to be in it,
Speaker 2: and this narrative has spread that she's just made that up.
Speaker 2: But no, Madison Beer is that girl and has always
Speaker 2: been that girl. She was probably supposed to be yea,
Speaker 2: I believe she was going to be in it, But
Speaker 2: it's still one of the best fings ever A narrative
Speaker 2: that did spread made it ten times better. Like that,
Speaker 2: It's like one of the funniest ever thinking about someone
Speaker 2: just lying that they were going to be in an
Speaker 2: ari on a video.
Speaker 3: That's me. Damn. Time flies when you're talking to your girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, time flies when you're catching.
Speaker 1: Up about the big hat. Like, I'm not kidding, I like,
Speaker 1: I love the big hat. I can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Elsie the same this clip because she
Speaker 1: sent me the clip from the day we bought the
Speaker 1: Big Hat and Kai you're in it because we facetimed
Speaker 1: you to show you the big hat. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask for it so we can insert it. I love
Speaker 1: the big hat, and I got myself a big hat.
Speaker 1: Like it's not a big hat, but it is my
Speaker 1: big Do you want to see it? You're you're the
Speaker 1: thing is You're gonna laugh at my big hat.
Speaker 3: But I think it's cute.
Speaker 2: No, Is it like the saline one?
Speaker 3: It's like a how big hat it is?
Speaker 4: Let me get it?
Speaker 2: Let me fucking see this ship? Thank God, it's just
Speaker 2: the boys. Should we crack a beer open?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll crack another one.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I forgot. I'm gonna crap myself. I'm gonna crap
Speaker 2: my pants. Really, I just I just can't stop crapping.
Speaker 4: Can you pull your wiener out? Just really quick?
Speaker 2: But yeah, we gotta go and I'm leaving.
Speaker 4: You can't even hear me. Drew, Drew, please come back.
Speaker 3: Y'all are gonna make fun of me. I'm scared to
Speaker 3: show my big hat. Wait, where's Drew?
Speaker 4: I said something in it like freaked him out, so
Speaker 4: he left.
Speaker 3: Ah, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I don't even know what I actually don't know what
Speaker 4: I said. I'm scared of y'all making beha Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yes what yes?
Speaker 4: Daddy?
Speaker 2: All right and youe let's see your big hat.
Speaker 1: I'm scared y'all are gonna make fun of me. Bro
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna make fun of my big hat.
Speaker 2: If it's county, I won't. But if it's not, Oh
Speaker 2: it's not big, it's like cute, It's like Parisian, like
Speaker 2: is it Margiella? It's giving Margiella, kind of like deconstruct did.
Speaker 3: The thing is? If I don't push it down, it's.
Speaker 2: Like really that Okay, that's big hat.
Speaker 3: I have to like sqush it down.
Speaker 2: And like giving like cook when you pull it up,
Speaker 2: or it's giving Maria for some reason. No, this is
Speaker 2: a cat that looks good. Yeah, what is it.
Speaker 3: Miss Jones? Oh, motherfucker Jones.
Speaker 1: On third, it's by Steven Jones, who's like an iconic.
Speaker 1: I had to look it up before I bought it
Speaker 1: because I was like, but I'm not about to spend
Speaker 1: money on a hat that's like stupid. But the designer
Speaker 1: is like an iconic designer who's helped like a lot
Speaker 1: of brands make all their big funky hats. So who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe he helped make the big hat that's made me happy.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, No, this is cute. It's like giving very
Speaker 2: like Russian like fur hat. Like it's not bad at all.
Speaker 2: I wanted it. I wanted to make fun of it,
Speaker 2: as you can tell, like I wanted to hate it.
Speaker 3: I was scared I was gonna wear it the whole episode.
Speaker 1: But that was like r if I get on and
Speaker 1: they saw make fun of my big fucking hem.
Speaker 2: Sad, No, I would never make your big hat.
Speaker 1: Well, I was at Dover Street Market and I saw
Speaker 1: a little Uzi vert and I felt like I was
Speaker 1: watching a cartoon character run around.
Speaker 2: Did you say hi?
Speaker 3: No, because I'm terrified of him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was really nice, like he was like
Speaker 1: saying hi to everybody. And then it was actually so funny.
Speaker 1: The employees were like, broh, he's been here three times
Speaker 1: this week and sometimes like he hasn't gotten anything, but
Speaker 1: he just comes and runs around for a second.
Speaker 3: That board, Like that sounds like the most.
Speaker 2: Little thing I've ever I want his fucking brain chemistry
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 2: I want Playboy Cardi's brain chemistry. I want little Uzi
Speaker 2: verts and tics. I want That's really all I need.
Speaker 4: Drew, have you seen his car?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 4: I feel like we were talking about this lit Uzi
Speaker 4: verts car. It's like a huge arm urage truck.
Speaker 2: It's a what truck.
Speaker 4: It's like a big armored truck, Like have you guys played?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like the three hundred it's like
Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a a militia truck.
Speaker 2: It's got like the M logo.
Speaker 4: It's bulletproof.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it can like blow smoke and like gas
Speaker 2: out an area so it can escape and shit.
Speaker 4: It's literally an like a truck that they use in
Speaker 4: the army, but you can drive it on streets.
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, do I have aura like you have?
Speaker 1: Like a pheromone based aura that like kind of is disturbing,
Speaker 1: like some animals like send out a spray to scare
Speaker 1: other people or like animals that's.
Speaker 3: What you love?
Speaker 2: Yeah, spray ship out of my ass? No, like if
Speaker 2: you saw me, like, would you say like, oh, like
Speaker 2: he's a vibe or would you kind of be scared
Speaker 2: of me?
Speaker 4: You guys both have aura.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like kai you have aura?
Speaker 4: And yeah, do you agree?
Speaker 3: Yeah you have aura?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, wait, okay, guys, I'm gonna show y'all how
Speaker 2: to read your own aura color. I found out a
Speaker 2: new method and it actually is very easy. So grab
Speaker 2: your finger and hold it open like this. Okay, keep
Speaker 2: like open it more and then slowly so point it
Speaker 2: at the wall and now slowly close it but don't
Speaker 2: touch it and look between the gap. And then once
Speaker 2: you see white like once you see a white outline
Speaker 2: on your fingers, and it gets stronger and stronger. I
Speaker 2: forget what to do. Oh, you can whatever, but you
Speaker 2: can see the it's blue.
Speaker 1: I can tell when you learn something on TikTok, like
Speaker 1: I can just tell because it's not something you've done before,
Speaker 1: Like you haven't done this in your own time.
Speaker 3: You just saw the video and like trying to remember it.
Speaker 2: This is what I've always done. This is like I can,
Speaker 2: I literally can see my aura.
Speaker 3: Didn't we go and get our aura's red? Why did
Speaker 3: we do that?
Speaker 2: We got that picture where you put your hands on
Speaker 2: the pods and then it takes pictures of you with
Speaker 2: the color all around you, and it's just fake.
Speaker 3: Why did we do that?
Speaker 2: Because the pictures were pretty, they were like printed polaroids.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get that and then photoshop the colors
Speaker 1: to what my I want my aura to be. Mmm.
Speaker 2: But the thing is in those pictures in you we
Speaker 2: were eating down like we both know the.
Speaker 3: Fuck I wasn't. I looked like shit in that picture.
Speaker 3: That's why that shit never got posted.
Speaker 2: Really bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I looked like non good Like they didn't. They
Speaker 3: didn't give me a heads up.
Speaker 1: They didn't have that camera at the right angle. They
Speaker 1: shot kind of from below. I look really scary in
Speaker 1: that picture.
Speaker 2: Babe, You like look the best to me when you
Speaker 2: think you look the worst? What does that say about you?
Speaker 2: And what does that say about me.
Speaker 3: That says that your fucking try hard in your liar.
Speaker 2: Ummm, we have mold in our bathroom.
Speaker 3: Bruh, we don't have mold in our bathroom.
Speaker 2: I bet if we took the fucking bubbling out paint
Speaker 2: chip off the wall, we peeled it back and we
Speaker 2: looked back there, there would be mold growing. I get
Speaker 2: sick every time I go in there, every time.
Speaker 3: I already said this to Drew.
Speaker 1: But he gets sick when he goes in the bathroom
Speaker 1: because he lays flat in his bed for twelve hours
Speaker 1: a day and he can't eat till nighttime, so he's
Speaker 1: lightheaded and undernourished and hasn't had water, and then he
Speaker 1: finally gets up to go pee after holding it for
Speaker 1: eight hours.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you about that? Did I tell you
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What I told I? Okay, this is tea so long
Speaker 2: story short. I'll tell two things really quick and then
Speaker 2: we can wrap this episode up. But one thing, so
Speaker 2: you know my reusable straws. Yeah, well, I like didn't
Speaker 2: have a a straw with my wingstop, so I grabbed
Speaker 2: my reusable straw and I shoved it into my doctor
Speaker 2: pepper sucked up and it was globular and it was
Speaker 2: like puffy like that's the only way I can describe it.
Speaker 2: I spit it into this scene little straw and you
Speaker 2: had black mold growing in it, and I just sucked
Speaker 2: it up, and you know, it's crazier tastes like hella
Speaker 2: good bruh, And I spit it out and I like
Speaker 2: looked inside all of our plan our reusable straws, and
Speaker 2: I held them up to the light, black mold growing
Speaker 2: and every single one of them. So I went through
Speaker 2: and threw them all away because I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing I tried to clean them and it just
Speaker 2: was like stuck to the metal walls. I was not
Speaker 2: having it.
Speaker 1: You know what that probably is, It's from my smoothies
Speaker 1: that I've been having.
Speaker 2: Your smoothies, your smoothies. Okay. The other thing is the
Speaker 2: day before something big coming in about a month, I'm
Speaker 2: sure or you can offer what it was. I did
Speaker 2: it dolo like right when you left. Well, uh, the
Speaker 2: morning of I woke up like hella, hella early, like
Speaker 2: even early for like when I'm like normally up, and
Speaker 2: like I started I didn't even realize how early it was.
Speaker 2: And I started doing my routine, and I like, go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom. The first thing I do every morning
Speaker 2: is I take a big piss. I drop a big
Speaker 2: p load. And and I was so so tired. I
Speaker 2: was so tired that I sat down to pee this morning,
Speaker 2: because like, you know, that's a fucking vibe. Sometimes it's
Speaker 2: just like sitting and pissing in the dark, like I
Speaker 2: don't want my eyes to burn, Like it's a vibe,
Speaker 2: like we can live. Like I'm a man, and I like.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to like defend sitting and.
Speaker 2: Peeing because uh, like as a man, like.
Speaker 3: You know, hey, it's okay, I sit in pee too.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, kai, I only sit and pee. I never
Speaker 4: went through a standing phase here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is just a phase. It is more ergonomic,
Speaker 2: it makes more sense. But anyways, I got down to
Speaker 2: pee and like I'm peeing and I don't notice anything.
Speaker 2: And then I start thinking and I'm like, damn, this
Speaker 2: is like a big piss, Like this is like going
Speaker 2: on for a very very long time. And like I'm
Speaker 2: like now aware of it, and I'm like whoa, Like
Speaker 2: I am peeing like a lot, like more than I
Speaker 2: have ever peed ever in my life. Like it went
Speaker 2: on for like three minutes like it was. It was
Speaker 2: a long, big pee like it was, it was forever,
Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa, this is crazy, and I
Speaker 2: like got up and started texting Josiah because I was
Speaker 2: like it's funny. Like I was like, I took a
Speaker 2: big piss like whatever. And I stand up and I
Speaker 2: don't pull my pants up yet, and I immediately like
Speaker 2: have the worst like standing up too fast feeling I've
Speaker 2: ever had. And I stand up and I'm like whoa.
Speaker 2: When I go to start like washing my hands, and
Speaker 2: I'm out of it and I start literally losing consciousness,
Speaker 2: like you know when your body is like vibrating and
Speaker 2: like your vision starts tuggling. I started losing consciousness, and
Speaker 2: I was aware enough to not fall forward. I literally
Speaker 2: and you took a step back from the counter, collapsed
Speaker 2: back into the door, and rolled down on the wall
Speaker 2: with my pants around my ankle and I literally fell
Speaker 2: and I was like braced like this on the ground,
Speaker 2: and I was like, literally, I'm not kidding. My chest
Speaker 2: started like twitching, like my chest muscles like you know
Speaker 2: when people.
Speaker 3: Get me having like a mini stroke, dude.
Speaker 2: I literally think like when people get knocked unconscious, like
Speaker 2: their bodies twitching. My whole chest was twitching, and like
Speaker 2: I was fully caught, like not fully aware, but I
Speaker 2: was like conscious during it. And I like literally after
Speaker 2: it stopped and I started coming back to I just
Speaker 2: started like diabolically laughing because like the scene in my
Speaker 2: head was like a camera in the corner filming me,
Speaker 2: and I literally did the Wendy Williams thing where I
Speaker 2: just like dropped and my pants were around my ankle
Speaker 2: and my bare ass was on the floor and I
Speaker 2: was like switching. And then I was like really like
Speaker 2: contemplating going to the doctor or like going to the hospital,
Speaker 2: but I didn't because I had obligations and I wasn't
Speaker 2: about to back out of them because like, oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like, yeah, the thing you did.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I literally collapsed on the floor of the
Speaker 2: bathroom and like started fucking genuinely tweaking. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been in good health recently, so thank you
Speaker 1: for all your comments of people saying that may God
Speaker 1: take away all my bad illnesses and give them to Drew,
Speaker 1: because I can feel it happening, and I can feel
Speaker 1: myself being healthy and good and fun, and I can
Speaker 1: feel that Drew's health is deteriorating, which I needed those wishes,
Speaker 1: So thank you guys so much for that.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is crazy, you know, this is literally crazy
Speaker 2: that you would wish ill health on.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is between the two of us.
Speaker 1: If one of us is gonna be saying it might
Speaker 1: as well be you because you like enjoy it because
Speaker 1: something's wrong with you, and I just don't like it ill.
Speaker 2: But all that is to say, the same thing happened
Speaker 2: to Josiah. I'm sure you'll know the story. He was
Speaker 2: at a he was on tour. He was laying on
Speaker 2: the floor of the van for a long time, and
Speaker 2: he got up and went to pi at the journal
Speaker 2: inside of a gas station and he like pissed the
Speaker 2: most pissy ever pissed in his life, and then walked
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom and fell into chip rack and
Speaker 2: flung chips everywhere, and Lucas was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: like too far, Josiah, like this isn't funny, And Josiah
Speaker 2: was just like literally fully unconscious on the ground and
Speaker 2: like he immediately hit up his doctor or a doctor
Speaker 2: and was like yo, like what just happened to me?
Speaker 2: And they said it's a vaso vaso vaguel episode, So
Speaker 2: I self diagnosed, and I think that's what happened to me.
Speaker 2: But there's so so calmon. They're normal.
Speaker 1: They're normally need to take the iPhone away from you,
Speaker 1: like you need your iPhone taken away from you, so
Speaker 1: that if you're really about diagnosing yourself, we need to
Speaker 1: see you go to a fucking public library and go
Speaker 1: start picking out books and start to like diagnose yourself
Speaker 1: like that because it's too easy on your phone.
Speaker 2: We'll look it up.
Speaker 3: Well, I still.
Speaker 1: Need to faint, like, but I need to faint in
Speaker 1: like fun way, like I need to be getting crazy
Speaker 1: news and there to just so happen to be like
Speaker 1: a gorgeous bed with fluffy dubets and pillows and stuff
Speaker 1: behind me, and I like faint and I like fall
Speaker 1: like this, like that's what I need. But I don't
Speaker 1: look very good when I'm sleeping, so I can only
Speaker 1: assume that when I'm knocked.
Speaker 3: Out, I'll be like a nasty mouth breathing like mess.
Speaker 3: So maybe I don't need to so maybe I knock out.
Speaker 2: No standing up too fast. I've decided is a blessing
Speaker 2: and I love it because it feels so good. It's
Speaker 2: like I get like high, like three times a day.
Speaker 1: No, I think you need like iron and nutrients so
Speaker 1: that that stops. Okay, Well, should we get into media
Speaker 1: media of the.
Speaker 2: I haven't been saying Drew and and yes me, d
Speaker 2: uh uh Drew and yes media media.
Speaker 3: Well did you just make that up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was actually really good, thank you.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is, Oh.
Speaker 2: I love it, playboy CARTI coming abeo sorry and then
Speaker 2: oh did I take it out of this fucking playlist? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell now I love always on my mind petch up boys.
Speaker 2: Oh y'all, I've been listening to so much Brazilian funk
Speaker 2: it's like actually becoming like my favorite genre of music
Speaker 2: of all time. Like I love Brazilian funk music. And
Speaker 2: our friend Violet made me a playlist on SoundCloud like
Speaker 2: a few years ago, and I revisited it, y'all. It's Goaded, Goaded, goateed,
Speaker 2: Goaded with us us, also Numbness, Mac Miller and Lana
Speaker 2: del Rey Uh deep Cut. It's on on SoundCloud.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: Well, mine is when I see scissors, I can't Help
Speaker 1: but Think of You by the Dead Texan Oh Louisiana
Speaker 1: by Chuck Berry, which is a song that Beyonce sampled
Speaker 1: in one of the like interlude songs I Want Your
Speaker 1: Love by she.
Speaker 2: I Want Your Stupid Love, Love, uh Love, I Don't
Speaker 2: Want You.
Speaker 1: Leaves that are Green, Simon and Our Funkeel and Sympathy
Speaker 1: for the Devil, the Rolling.
Speaker 2: Stones, The Rolling Stones.
Speaker 3: Oh, and Get It Right by Miley Cyrus. That song
Speaker 3: is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Like every year, I have just a moment where I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I need to do.
Speaker 3: I need to re listen to bangers.
Speaker 1: And I had that moment the other day, and like
Speaker 1: there were my go to songs on Bangers that I
Speaker 1: would always kind of go back to that were kind
Speaker 1: of just like more fun nostalgia.
Speaker 2: We go and away we go and away we go, damp.
Speaker 3: Down so good. Get it Right though.
Speaker 2: You know what another good one is is yeah smoke pot, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what is it? I don't care animals, but yeah, that
Speaker 2: mighty song. I have noticed you listening to it a
Speaker 2: lot more recently. If you scrolled down deep on my ig,
Speaker 2: I posted a picture of my playlist and it was
Speaker 2: all like m I A and Mi Lee Cyrus Bangers
Speaker 2: and I thought I fucking ate and like, honestly I did,
Speaker 2: and that's the tea.
Speaker 3: But that's it.
Speaker 1: And then I saw Poor Things?
Speaker 2: Was it not a vib or what?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: I think I had the same problem I have when
Speaker 1: I hear people talking about a movie too much. I
Speaker 1: really liked it, but I had my gripes about it,
Speaker 1: which I won't get into.
Speaker 3: But it was a good movie. I liked the movie.
Speaker 1: There were parts of it where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: a man did make this, Yes, a man was trying
Speaker 1: to be a feminist. I see, I see which whatever.
Speaker 1: It was like a really good movie. Loved the fantasy,
Speaker 1: the weirdness of it. But you know, there's something to
Speaker 1: be said about men making feminism movies. And the thing
Speaker 1: to be said is do don't, don't, don't play away.
Speaker 1: It is all honest. But I need to start dressing
Speaker 1: like her in that movie. I need my hair to
Speaker 1: be that long, thinking of just getting extremely long extensions,
Speaker 1: but because my hair is already like curly, I think
Speaker 1: it'll be a nightmare.
Speaker 3: And it's already heart one, y'all.
Speaker 2: I just got a fucking email and I've told this
Speaker 2: story a bunch and someone from the story just emailed
Speaker 2: me saying that they I'm not going to read the
Speaker 2: whole thing, but it was Foam and Glow the Rave
Speaker 2: concert in Texas that I went to, like obliterated.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I remember turning around while a blarrant was being passed
Speaker 2: around and lo and behold there you were, baby faced
Speaker 2: with your little rave glasses on, or with your little
Speaker 2: glasses on. Damn, that's so fucking funny. Wait. Someone said,
Speaker 2: walk a flock of flame? Yeah, wow, walk a flock
Speaker 2: of flame?
Speaker 1: Was at the Oh okay, you you have such a
Speaker 1: brow where you.
Speaker 3: Just say things because I was the girds. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Someone said, walk a flock of flame?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: He's acting like he has fucking burns or something at
Speaker 3: that fucking house. But she's all alone.
Speaker 4: There's no one there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no one there. You're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Luna is awake and my mom was knocking on the door. Well,
Speaker 2: April Fools just a regular ass day for me. I've
Speaker 2: been lying. I've stayed lying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh are you doing Drew sye op, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Drew sye up. I'm reading emails. That one was from
Speaker 2: who was this from Sydney? This is from Amari Horny Blind.
Speaker 2: People gotta have crazy imagination.
Speaker 3: I'll give one.
Speaker 1: Smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music.
Speaker 3: Way this made me laugh.
Speaker 1: Domb showed it to me at a dinner and I
Speaker 1: laughed so hard at that because remember last week when
Speaker 1: I was like, my fucking Discovery Weekly.
Speaker 3: Was so fucking good and I couldn't believe it. It's
Speaker 3: literally because I was. I just smoked and I was
Speaker 3: listening to fucking music.
Speaker 1: So smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music is
Speaker 1: a fucking vibe.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 1: If I seemed low energy this episode, it's because I
Speaker 1: don't have my bitches around me.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, what is that?
Speaker 3: I said?
Speaker 1: If I seemed low energy, it's because I don't have
Speaker 1: my bitches with me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you said flow energy.
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to have Violet on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Also, yes, that would be such a fun vibe. Okay,
Speaker 2: why tornadoes, Why don't tornadoes ever hit banks? Blow some
Speaker 2: money out that motherfucker. Yeah, I was flying in a tornado.
Speaker 2: A super cell that hit my hometown produced a tornado
Speaker 2: the town over, so I almost got to live out
Speaker 2: my tornado fantasy, but I was a little late. I'm
Speaker 2: so glad the music at the club is loud as
Speaker 2: fuck because I be farting in there. This is like
Speaker 2: me and Yen Kai together meeting for the first time.
Speaker 2: I kind of like people who trauma dump. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't care if I just met you thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Tell me why your mom lost custody of you. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: That's literally my vibe, Like it is rare that a
Speaker 1: trauma dumb ballers the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is tea Yeah, like your life is
Speaker 3: my tea. Cup up.
Speaker 2: Those were from Amy. Let's just search the one last
Speaker 2: time and see what happened.
Speaker 3: A female can't you do.
Speaker 1: Damp?
Speaker 3: What did she say? Dr fast about myself? And Miley
Speaker 3: says that In the.
Speaker 2: Song, Amaya says, you wiled this fun if you dookie
Speaker 2: with your coat onki sleeves. Ash says, girls shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up about zodiac science. How about you zode zok
Speaker 2: this dac mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: The girl shut?
Speaker 3: Was that?
Speaker 4: A Zark doc read?
Speaker 2: Yes, God, life is simpler when you're nonchalant. Soon as
Speaker 2: you start shalanting ship mm hmm.
Speaker 3: It's Okay, we had like two bangers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a couple of shout out ash all right,
Speaker 2: peace out, y'all.