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Speaker 3: You know it's crazy?

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Speaker 1: Is I like made sure that my voice was low enough.

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Speaker 3: Because every time I scream on Zoom episodes, it like

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Speaker 1: So I just hit a new octave, Like I just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really crazy. What's up, girl? It's been

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Speaker 2: a couple of days since we've seen each other.

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Speaker 3: I know, it's so awkward. It's like we're meeting for

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Speaker 4: You look good?

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Speaker 2: Should we go on a date? Thank you? You don't?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I think I'm gonna wait, let's just cosplay

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Speaker 1: the date. Okay, okay, Well what'd you get up to today?

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Speaker 2: I fingered myself.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I think I'm gonna get a drink.

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Speaker 1: Do what drink are you gonna gets?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'd be down for shots after we eat. Maybe, like, if.

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Speaker 2: Things go better, you're gonna eat food. You need more food.

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Speaker 3: I haven't eaten all day.

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Speaker 2: I've been like, you can get like a little house

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Speaker 2: salad or something, but I'm not paying for that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I need to ask for you to pay for

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Speaker 1: my food. I like can pay for my own food. Well,

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Speaker 1: you seem like you would know a lot about not

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Speaker 2: So data i've ever been on it, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: It's my fault. I think it's your fault. Like I

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Speaker 1: and not only saying what restaurant I went to tagging

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Speaker 3: And you're gone.

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Speaker 2: So are we gonna do us or not?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't plan on hooking up with you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you. I don't know at what point.

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Speaker 2: Rude and scene scene And that's.

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Speaker 1: Me For all the people who think me and Drew

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Speaker 1: should actually date, that's what it would go like.

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Speaker 2: That's what every single one of my dates look like,

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Speaker 2: every one of them.

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Speaker 3: Were you playing someone else or yourself? No?

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Speaker 2: I was. That's how I act on dates.

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Speaker 2: That is that's is you said, Holy shit? R Like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised you don't have a baddie in bed every week, but.

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Speaker 1: If I found out you actually ever acted like that

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Speaker 2: Like I have to talk to him. Not only did

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Speaker 2: I have to teach him how to wipe his ass,

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Speaker 1: That I don't get like, because somehow that would be

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Speaker 3: Every time we are on.

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Speaker 1: A zoom call like episode, no matter what, you will

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Speaker 2: It's just I hate my body. Like, do y'all ever

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I look cute.

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Speaker 2: Y'all ever, just like pull the sides of your face

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Speaker 3: Oh not much changes for me because I'm pretty perfect.

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Speaker 2: But that's because you have like literally the most perfect

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Speaker 2: You do look really pretty today. Every time I get

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Speaker 2: Gag. Like that's something I wanted to talk about today.

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Speaker 2: I saw someone made a video talking about mirrors, and like, duh,

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Speaker 1: What I feel like even that is like exactly exactly

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Speaker 2: But like the real ty that no one's talking about

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Speaker 2: is like mirrors are fucking scary, Like they're actually demonic

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Speaker 2: and witchcraft Like I'm not even kidding, they're like purely magical.

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Speaker 2: But like, what the hell was that? What was that?

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Speaker 3: I'm back on the wagon, y'all. I got a new

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 3: It's a flu Actually it's a harmonica.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, dude, that matches your baba your hamster

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Speaker 2: water bottle? So well? Do you have the hamster bottle

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Speaker 2: with you underbal Literally those two are like imagine made

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the GQ ten Essentials on my first

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Speaker 2: But no mirrors are evil, demonic witchcraft, Like I genuine

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Speaker 2: believe that, because like, really, you're gonna tell me? That's

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Speaker 2: like another thing, like the creators that be, Like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: there's a few things I need to talk about, and

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Speaker 2: the powers that be.

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Speaker 3: Have been you right now, by the way.

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Speaker 2: Way too close to the fucking suns right tree.

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Speaker 3: You think you just.

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Speaker 2: Fell out of a coconut tree.

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Speaker 3: In the context, do.

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Speaker 2: You know that you live and what came before you

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Speaker 2: here is that's not you?

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 2: Of all that you would list you've been.

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Speaker 3: All in which you have lived, and what came before you.

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Speaker 3: That was Kamala Harris.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I love I literally love Kamala Harris

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Speaker 2: cringe compilations. Those are a great video to deep dive on,

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Speaker 2: and Kamala Harris iconic pop culture moment.

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Speaker 1: I think she has definitely been microdosing every day of

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Speaker 2: You've been microdosing adrenochrome and baby stem cells, and she

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Speaker 2: needs to give some to Joe. Literally, Joe, here's your

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Speaker 2: little stem cell. You want some stem cells. Well, what

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Speaker 2: I was saying is that the simulation creators have been

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, babe, just let it happen naturally like

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Speaker 2: it will. You don't have to force it, bitch. Neuralink

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Speaker 2: but the more I think about it, that shit is

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Speaker 2: fake as dust and I'm not buying it. And the

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Speaker 2: simulation creators tried some new shit with me and it's

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Speaker 3: I was working for a second though they got.

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Speaker 2: You know, they had me ring like they had me

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Speaker 2: in for a second, but then I thought about it.

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Speaker 2: It is like no, Like it freaks me out. It

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Speaker 2: freaks me out. It's like thirty two different connections. It's

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Speaker 2: like they plug it into your brain and then all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden you're allowed to play like SIEV six

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Speaker 2: when you're paralyzed. Like no, like I'm not. I'm literally

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Speaker 2: not buying that. You're not selling that to me, Like

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Speaker 2: I'm not buying that, Like put it in my brain

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Speaker 2: and I'll tell you if it works for real, for

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Speaker 5: So what you're saying is you were the only reliable

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Speaker 2: No, dead ass, Like I'm a narcissist, Like I won't

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Speaker 2: believe it works until it happens to me, Like I.

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Speaker 3: Think, like not that I don't believe that it can

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Speaker 1: I just don't when something is useless to me, I

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm seeing the universe from a

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Speaker 1: and I actually I still don't know what the neurallink

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's to control computers basically, like you like

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Speaker 2: can live a more normal life. Also, he was playing

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Speaker 2: the buttons like the go, the stop, the reverse, the

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Speaker 2: throw the green shell. He threw a green shell, a

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Speaker 2: it perfect timing. Like yeah, fucking right, No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: For some reason for the first time, I like do

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Speaker 1: believe that, but only because that study that I saw

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Speaker 1: on I'm stop getting my sources from TikTok because this

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Speaker 1: shit could be fucking bullshit and not real. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna look it up because I actually can even

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Speaker 1: a fuck about science. Sorry, everything science had to teach me,

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Speaker 1: it's taught me already.

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Speaker 3: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I like magic and wonder and I don't want to

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Speaker 2: But your pH balance and your beajenie is a little off.

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Speaker 2: You need science for that. No, you need Jesus for that.

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Speaker 2: You need Jesus for that. Odor.

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Speaker 1: No, the wonders of my body and the calcified water

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Speaker 1: of New York City will heel me.

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Speaker 2: I think the calcified fetus that's been in your gut

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Speaker 2: for the last seven years, that.

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Speaker 3: Turned floating around in my gut?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen that?

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Speaker 3: No, bruh is it the older lady?

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Speaker 2: Yes, fucking fetus inside of her uterus for like seventy

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Speaker 2: years and it just turned a fucking stone in her

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Speaker 2: and she like went in for like a routine checkup,

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Speaker 2: and it fucking was just in her gut. I wasn't

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Speaker 2: telling you that. I was telling the rest of the

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Speaker 2: people that didn't know. But what the fuck were you saying?

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Speaker 2: Body is tea? Miss? Body is tea?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Because of that thing that they had, like the

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Speaker 1: fetuses and like baby brains they were building in a

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Speaker 3: Like how humans are just obsessed with.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? My baby came out like extremely

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Speaker 1: Is it's crazy that you can't teach yourself to sing?

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Speaker 2: Classes, No get me, look at me. I did.

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Speaker 3: I let's hear, let's hear a song?

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Speaker 1: Dude that's doing something to them that there's voices in

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Speaker 2: Like voice is the fucking voice?

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Speaker 2: No, no, what's the Roy Orbson song? I'm crying, whrying, whah.

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Speaker 3: We actually need this idea for American idol. I'd be

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Speaker 1: I wonder if you could somehow get past maybe we

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Speaker 2: Well, ye dubai rift, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's yours mine. No, mine is not fair because I'm

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Speaker 3: So it's just like you haven't.

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Speaker 2: Did not with it. I don't work. We need to

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Speaker 3: You do sound good? I guess it.

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Speaker 3: Sensuality. No, that's not it.

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Speaker 2: It was sometimes I look over the mountain side and

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Speaker 3: Hyperballad?

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Speaker 2: Yes, hyper ballad. That's my ship, that's my one song.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just do thepin.

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Speaker 3: It's not reading well over.

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Speaker 4: Before you wake up?

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Speaker 3: Happiness be fucking.

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Speaker 2: That song is about me and you and you by

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Speaker 2: And then I go through all that before you wake up,

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Speaker 2: so I can be a happier, better version of myself

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Speaker 2: for you. Probably get help, Yeah, yeah, I honestly should.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be there for you, though, because that's

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Speaker 2: Am I getting actor right now?

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Speaker 3: No? What do you what do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 3: Someone's in the door.

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Speaker 1: What I'm having one of those days where I don't

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Speaker 3: Like my screen time was like, actually, I want to see.

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Speaker 1: My screen time was really low the past few days

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Speaker 2: Organo, Oh, you don't want to know kind of things

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my average screen time since I've been.

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Speaker 1: Here is like four to five hours. Gorgeous because a

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Speaker 1: gonna get ho because I'm addicted to right now. I

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Speaker 1: blame it on Rain because if y'all don't know who is,

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Speaker 1: she's a fucking freakingly gorgeous model, but she's obsessed with

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Speaker 2: Psychologically makes a lot of freaking sense.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just having one of those days where

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Speaker 1: Like I need to be with my phone. I've been

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Speaker 2: I was about to say, I'm like the complete opposite,

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Speaker 2: I'm smothering my phone, and she's like, actually, step, she

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Speaker 2: turned off.

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Speaker 3: My na is.

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Speaker 1: When Drew's phone dies, he just uses it as a

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Speaker 1: like notion from the universe to take a nap because

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Speaker 3: Lazy to get up, Like you literally just turn over and.

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Speaker 2: Go to sleep. I'm good to sleep, and then I

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Notes that I have sure.

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Speaker 3: Also, Kai is not dead. He's here somewhere in the

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Speaker 3: zoom universe.

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Speaker 4: Can I join? Can I join?

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Speaker 3: If you have a hand over your face?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, cover that fucking mug, bitch.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: Well, you just asked to join.

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Speaker 3: You turned on your own camera. No one turned it

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Speaker 3: on for you. Okay, how do I let's see I

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Speaker 3: fixed it?

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Speaker 4: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: There's some boys fucking voice voice he's.

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Speaker 3: Bad, facing in and out of existence.

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Speaker 2: We're working, bro, What do you mean we're.

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Speaker 3: Doing the podcast?

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Speaker 4: Like hello, I'm just trying to tap in.

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Speaker 3: We don't talk to you for fun. This is work.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I'm just chilling. What's Drew?

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Speaker 3: You look?

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Speaker 4: You look good?

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Speaker 2: No, I look puggy and you can say that.

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Speaker 4: No, you look good. I I swear to you. Got

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Speaker 4: to keep looking.

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Speaker 3: At you, dude.

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Speaker 1: For Drew's birthday, when I was looking through all the photos,

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Speaker 1: I realized almost all of my photos of Drew that

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so fucking ugly, y'all, I'm literally you.

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Speaker 3: Can't make yourself look ugly, and they'd be like, oh.

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Speaker 2: No, no no, just even outside of that, like like.

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Speaker 1: This, I'm not gonna shower you in compliments because you

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Speaker 1: do this thing where you like search for compliments by

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Speaker 1: calling yourself ugly, and then when somebody gives you the

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Speaker 1: commplat you're looking for, you.

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Speaker 3: Just go, I know, I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Bit I know.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm balding, like I'm actually balding. I'm about

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Speaker 3: to like join No, I'm not kidding. I'm like balding

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Speaker 3: right here, like my hair is thinning.

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Speaker 2: If a girl takes Finash stride, will they like implode?

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Speaker 4: I think your ovaries fall out.

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Speaker 2: That's too bad, though, honestly, more words, it's like not bad.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, periods.

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Speaker 1: Why can't you just say, oh my god, why you're

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Speaker 1: not even hiding?

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Speaker 3: I can still see you.

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Speaker 4: Wait, did we talk about when me and Drew saw

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Speaker 4: Dune and he kept screaming Dune pilled whenever?

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Speaker 2: And then then know, really what happened is you screamed

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Speaker 2: it was beautiful, but every moment of silent was extra silent.

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Speaker 2: Zindaiya and Timothy just got finished doing s on the

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Speaker 2: screen and Kaya out loud was like Zindia's writing, Timothy's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then wedge laugh, huge laugh from.

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Speaker 2: Like no, there was no there wasn't a single around us.

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Speaker 1: Rewriting history right now, He's like, and then the theater

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Speaker 1: and set me down to the front, like carried you

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Speaker 1: what's it called crowdsurping down to the front where people

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Speaker 1: stand for like Q and A's and they gave you

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Speaker 3: You're like, dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The joke just came naturally, Like I'm so happy that

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Speaker 1: you guys enjoyed that, like publishing.

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Speaker 2: It did have that as a note for a couple

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Speaker 2: episodes ago, but I forgot to talk about it, so

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Speaker 2: I were dune pilled this fuck universe. That's something I've

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Speaker 2: been working on. I've been shopping it around and every

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Speaker 2: time someone's heard me say duniverse, they were like gag,

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Speaker 2: like that's actually sick like, so if you want to

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Speaker 2: use it, I give you permission.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna probably put it on a T shirt

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Speaker 1: and like throw that on red bubble, make a couple

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Speaker 1: hundred dough make.

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Speaker 2: A couple bands out lonely. Okay, So our toilets, it's

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Speaker 2: clogged boots as fuck. It was cool you.

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Speaker 6: Were clogging the fuck out of the toilets at the

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Speaker 6: crib because Drew doesn't ship for like three weeks at

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Speaker 6: a time, and then when he does, he unleashes the

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Speaker 6: and destroys it, and then our landlord always has.

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Speaker 3: Something to say about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was clogged boots. And I called our

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Speaker 2: my own dime, because I was like, this is probably

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Speaker 2: and I don't want to go through landlord because it

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Speaker 2: always takes too long. So I scheduled one and then

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Speaker 2: I called them and I was like, it's an older home,

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Speaker 2: and then I got really anxious and that he was

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Speaker 2: fucking home. So I called the stain, So I called

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00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: Minky our landlord.

447
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 3: No, we have to.

448
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: Explain that because like the way we always talk about

449
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 1: our landlord not saying our name right, but her name

450
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,679
Speaker 1: is Mickey, and we have gone from like Nicky to

451
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,199
Speaker 1: Mick to mink to mink stain because there was a

452
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: time where we didn't fuck with her because she would

453
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: just come into our house.

454
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,880
Speaker 3: You would just like come inside and be like hello.

455
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,239
Speaker 2: Helloa arm yeah and like yell for us.

456
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: We were like, bro, the mink stain is literally fucking

457
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 1: coming into our house.

458
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now what nicknames is the stain? Which I like,

459
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 3: it does not. I love her.

460
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: I love her. I love her. I just need that

461
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: to be known. But anyways, I was on the phone

462
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 2: with her talking about and it was like six people

463
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: in the car and I was on the phone and

464
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 2: I had her on speaker, and I was like, yeah,

465
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 2: our toilet's clogged. Like I thought that was gonna be

466
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: the end of the conversation. No, I mean six different

467
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 2: times she was like, is someone constipated? Like are you constipated? Philip,

468
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 2: Like it's someone is Josh constipated? Are you constipated? Like

469
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: are you making big poop in my landlord just kept

470
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: talking to me about like my bowel movements, and I

471
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,479
Speaker 2: was just like no. And then she got into this

472
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: like funny, flirty conversation with me where she was like, Philip,

473
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: you're so funny and real like you like you're just

474
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 2: like just authentic, and that's why I like you. That's

475
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 2: literally why I like you. And she's like kind of

476
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 2: flirty with me, and I just was like, yeah, like

477
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,959
Speaker 2: I am real, like I know you know that. And uh,

478
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: then she like we were playing around because I always

479
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: send rent like a week late because I forget, and

480
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: I was just like text me, Mink, like just text me,

481
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: like if you really want the rent me and she

482
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: texted me on the first she remembered.

483
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you like her because she flirts with.

484
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: You because she's like she's a Oh we only like

485
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: her as a landlord because she's like an older lady

486
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: and we've now known her for almost six years, so

487
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: she's like sweet in my eyes, but she is like

488
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: classic landlord. I got a light fixture changed, or I

489
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: tried to get a light picture in our house changed,

490
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: and the wiring was so fucking old and untouched that

491
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: it was a fire hazard, and the guy who was

492
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: doing it was like, Oh, I don't think I should

493
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,239
Speaker 1: touch this anymore, because it's a miracle your house has

494
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: it burst on fire every time you've turned this light on,

495
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 1: because all of the wiring was like old enough that

496
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: it is like caught and covered and it's like all burnt.

497
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 3: All of the wiring was like burnt to a crisp.

498
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 2: Oh, which, our ceiling is leaking again. It's leaking, and

499
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 2: it leaked all over my Nogucci fucking lamp, all over

500
00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: my fucking Nogucci lamp. I'm pissed. Yeah, yeah, this house

501
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: is fucking falling apart.

502
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: And then she had the audacity to come to the house.

503
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: She got on my ascid. She was like, why would

504
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 1: you get a random electrician to do this? Why wouldn't

505
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: you tell me? And I was like, because this is

506
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: a normal thing people do, Like I was going to

507
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: replace it back what.

508
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 3: And then she was like, okay, I can fix it.

509
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: It's just gonna cost you eight hundred dollars and I'm

510
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: gonna have to break through all the walls and de

511
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: shore the kitchen.

512
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: And I was just like, why, you're just costing me money.

513
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't own this apartment with the fuck So she

514
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: is classic landlord scammer. But we love her and Drew

515
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: likes her because she flirts with Drew.

516
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that's my girl. But anyways, so the toilet was

517
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 2: clogged and then at the same time, the sink and

518
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: the tub clogged because me and Nya have long, voluptuous,

519
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: thick hair that's falling out and we're bald, and so

520
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: it clogs all the drains. And someone shaving in the sink,

521
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 2: and ya, it is not me. I shave my face

522
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: over the floor in vacuument. Later. I don't know who

523
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 2: is shaving in the sink, but someone is clogging the

524
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 2: fucking sink.

525
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: Probably, And Josie he has to wake up and chave

526
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: his beard every day so that the Bold Glamour filter

527
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: stays looking good. Yeah.

528
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: Literally, But I uh decided to take things in my

529
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 2: own hands, because babes, I'm a man, I can do things.

530
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 2: I'm a strong boy.

531
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 3: Well what did you do?

532
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: I grabbed some draino some lye and I poured it

533
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 2: in the sink and I poured a bunch in there.

534
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 2: And as I was pouring it, the lie splashed all

535
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 2: over my hands. It said wear gloves, where eye protection,

536
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,199
Speaker 2: wear respirator. Bitch, I'm not doing all that shit. I

537
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 2: just grabbed the plastic bag, held it around it and

538
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: poured it. But I was pouring it and it was

539
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 2: squirting out weird, and it sprayed into the sink bowl

540
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 2: and splashed back all over my fucking hand. Um, I

541
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: freaked out. I immediately freaked out. I was like, my

542
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: hand is gonna melt off. So I dropped the lie

543
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 2: and I ran to the sink in the kitchen and

544
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: washed it off. It was literally like a like within

545
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: five seconds, it was already burning my skin like it

546
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 2: like Josh was there he could attest. I had like

547
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: red patches all over the back of my hand. It's

548
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 2: healed now, But then I remember that's what they used

549
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: to fucking melt that body and breaking bad. So I

550
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: was literally decomposing my skin and rotting my flesh off,

551
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 2: like burning, literally burning my flesh off.

552
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 4: Flight Club in that scene where he like tortures him,

553
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 4: what you cut out? Do you only make soap and

554
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 4: fight Club?

555
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the same shit, Yeah, the same shit.

556
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: Bruh.

557
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: I've never seen fight Club and I never plan on

558
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: seeing fight Club. That's a movie I started when I

559
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: was fifteen, and I was like, snooze best, I'm turning this.

560
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 2: Ah, well, you don't like fight Club? About Wolf of

561
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 2: wall Street?

562
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that either.

563
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 2: Do you like Wolf of wall Street?

564
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that movie. That's another movie.

565
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: I actually saw the first five seconds of Oh Great Gatsby.

566
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: Is cut and America American Psycho. I feel like I've

567
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: been taking a lot of cold showers.

568
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 4: Why it's good your testosterone. I can tell your testosterone

569
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 4: is really high. Your ore is crazy.

570
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 2: I need eyebrow. I need thicker eyebrows.

571
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: I need somebody to make a compilation of every time

572
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: we've been on a Zoom episode and how often you

573
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: talked about its appearance, and like the searchery I need.

574
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: I need botox and my master muscles. I really think

575
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 2: that would fix everything. I just have a very strong jaw,

576
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: masculine jaw. I need to cut out sugar for thirty

577
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: days to depuff my face and I'd be good. You'd

578
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: be Look, Max Goat.

579
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 4: I've been telling you this, well, you need to do

580
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 4: no fap.

581
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: Hell no.

582
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 3: Hell, no way that changes the way you look.

583
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 4: Does you should have seen me before.

584
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: No fab Kai was eight thousand pounds and covered in

585
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: boils before my three day streak.

586
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 3: Wait, have you started yet? Because I'm confused because that

587
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 3: sounds like just like.

588
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 4: A description of down no cooming for three days.

589
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: Hi, I don't think you understood what Enya just said?

590
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 4: What what did you say?

591
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: I said?

592
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: Have you started that journey? Or is Drew giving the

593
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: current description of you now? Because that's what it sounds like.

594
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm like three days into my journey.

595
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: So now, okay, I'm going to tell you what we're

596
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: going to do for both of you to improve your looks.

597
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 4: Okay, not much.

598
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get.

599
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: Both of you a full frontal lace twenty two inch

600
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: m wig. I'm thinking platinum blonde for the both of you.

601
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: Per you both need a little or Kai needs a

602
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: lip flip, Drew needs a lip filler and lip flop.

603
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: I guess we can get you guys some eyebrow threads.

604
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: I do not need to live filler, babe, dude, you

605
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: would flip puller would be fucking disgusting.

606
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 3: Also, all I can think about is how.

607
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: Badly I wanted lippiller when I moved to la.

608
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: It's like a rite of passage almost.

609
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 4: You guys think it would look good. If I got

610
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 4: my hairline lowered.

611
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: You would look disgusting. He'd be so scary.

612
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 2: An inch above that would look good.

613
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

614
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: Period. I melted off my skin with Lye and it

615
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: was really scary. Should I talk about how the narrative

616
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: around contemporary art has been freaking me out? M yeah, okay,

617
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: this idea that modern art is bad or contemporary art

618
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: is bad because it doesn't look good, or doesn't look real,

619
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: lists stick, or doesn't fucking have all the details in

620
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: the world. Oh it looks like my kid could do it, bitch,

621
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: then have your fucking kid do it. That's not the

622
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: fucking point. It's the the real point. The real tea

623
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: of it all is that we've already gone through we

624
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: have fucking cameras. Bruh. The reason art was good and

625
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: realistic to you was because they were fucking painting reality.

626
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: They weren't. They were literally just documenting history, and like,

627
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: that's the real tea. But now we have fucking cameras

628
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: and phones to take pictures, so we don't really need

629
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: to do that. So people got bored and wised up. Bitch,

630
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 2: look at that art and paint your own fucking story

631
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: and your mind challenge, like, really challenge yourself, bab because

632
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: like not everything has to fucking y'all. I watched this

633
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: art documentary and it was driving me fucking insane. It

634
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: was the comments were driving me.

635
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: Fucking like you weren't agreeing with it.

636
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 2: The documentary like was really like egotistical and evil and

637
00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: it was about this like art collector and like actually

638
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 2: was texting Ky while I was watching it. But like, literally,

639
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 2: art dealers are the most horrifying scary looking creatures. And

640
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: I use that word heavily. They're scary. I don't think

641
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: they're real. I think they're literally demons and evil and

642
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: like Kai even can attest like they have no souls,

643
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: like their their eyes are lifeless. But yeah, I was

644
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: just like looking at the comments and people were like, uh,

645
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: du art bad because duer it's three colors on a canvas.

646
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 2: Dr And I'm like, babe, like he gets to paint

647
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 2: three colors because he painted realistically for twenty five years. Whatever,

648
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: you don't gotta like it, you don't gotta like shit,

649
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: but at least be educated on your argument.

650
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Or her Well, I just like to go to the museum,

651
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: and if it has nothing to do with me, I

652
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: don't fucking like it. Like, if it's not about like

653
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: being a girl and being fun, I don't fucking like it.

654
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 3: I literally hate realism.

655
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: They piss me off if it's not eighteen hundred years old,

656
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: if it's some new shit and I see a realistically

657
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: painted iPhone, bitch, why don't you just take a fucking

658
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: picture of that with the iPhone? Because now you're pissing

659
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: me off like it. I agree with you so much.

660
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: It's so annoying. I don't want to see it. But

661
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: then there are some like photorealistic artists who I do like.

662
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: I think it really just depends it. Also, art is

663
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: so fucking subjective, y'all are so fucking annoying.

664
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 3: Some shit people like some shit people don't like.

665
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: It's like music, Like, am I gonna sit here and

666
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: talk the most shit about like a Taylor Swift? Like no,

667
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: because she has some songs I like, she has some

668
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: songs I don't like, and like is she might like

669
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: ends be all of music? No, but I fully understand

670
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: why people live and die by her, and that's the

671
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: end of that. And like it is such a bias

672
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: based argument, and it's so fucking stupid.

673
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 3: And I think people in.

674
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,239
Speaker 1: The art world are so with their head up their

675
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: ass And you weren't loved in high school and you

676
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: just now have the money to collect things that hold

677
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: value to you and then you attest that value to

678
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: yourself when actually it doesn't make you a valuable person.

679
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 3: The art is what's.

680
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: Valuable, exactly. I saw someone talking about uh, Cowboy Carter

681
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 2: and they were like, take out the context behind the

682
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 2: album and listen to it. It's not a good album.

683
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 2: It's not a good country album. Bitch, what are we

684
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: talking about? Take the fucking context out? What do you

685
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 2: what do you? Literally? What are you saying? That is

686
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: Like the entire fucking point of art is contract I know.

687
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Also that's the entire point of music is the context

688
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: in which it lies. And the I mean, like, there's

689
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: some music that doesn't necessarily have a message, it's just

690
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 1: for shits and googles. But her whole shit has always

691
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: been a part of a context, Like her whole discography

692
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: very contextual with her life, the thing she's going through

693
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.

694
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: Also, but she stands for Beyonce rock album confirmed, basically confirmed?

695
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 3: Wait by who?

696
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 2: Act three is gonna be rock album? She like was

697
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: at the iHeart Music Awards the other night and on

698
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: stage she shouted out, this the first guitar like rock

699
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: electric guitar player ever. And Act one was like, whatever

700
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: the hell you would call that gay music or whatever,

701
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 2: whatever the hell.

702
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 3: You would call that. You mean her ode to ball room,

703
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, all that gay stuff was.

704
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 2: I don't know no, And then Act two country, Act

705
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: three rock with some like I imagine if okay, this

706
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: like would make me so sad, but this would be

707
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: the most iconic shit ever if Act three was like

708
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: like Sasha Fears almost and it was like her ode

709
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 2: to herself for like starting this like whole movement, but

710
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: like I can't, like she's the girl like I love her.

711
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 2: Tell me why we low key knew Beyonce was releasing

712
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 2: a country album four years ago. Yeah, me and Courses,

713
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: but we literally somehow knew, but we didn't believe it

714
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 2: at the time. We were like, yeah, fucking right, no

715
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: she's not, But like it turns out she was.

716
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: I know, we had friend we have friends in the

717
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: music scene who were telling us about it and I

718
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: was like, that sounds so random, and then when it

719
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: actually got announced, I couldn't fucking believe it because I

720
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: was like, damn, they were telling me the truth.

721
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 3: Why do I think everybody years ago?

722
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: And yeah, I swear to god. I was thinking about

723
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: that the other day because I was like, oh my god,

724
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 2: like I need to order something off of line or

725
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: off off off of line. I need to order something offline,

726
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 2: off the line, and I was thinking about, like, how

727
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: like I put a lot of trusts on these people

728
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 2: to actually say they're shipping what I'm ordering, And then

729
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: it started making me spiral and I was like, I'm

730
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 2: not buying that because like what if they don't send

731
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: me shit? And I'm just like I was like, oh

732
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: my god, why can't I trust people? Like what is wrong?

733
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 5: That like makes you a little fucking crazy because that thing,

734
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 5: like because you're ordering from like a random, scary website.

735
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: That's like a thought you had in like twenty ten

736
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: and it.

737
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 3: Made sense, But to have that thought in like twenty.

738
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: Twenty four so crazy, like what if they don't even

739
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: have this stuff at the place? And uh, but I

740
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: guess it's that irrational because it still happens like, I

741
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: literally I ordered a fucking record off of what is it?

742
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 3: It's like hot Merch, bar Merch.

743
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: It's some fucking website that sells, like legitimately sells vinyls

744
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: and stuff.

745
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: Maybe it's poop.

746
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: I never got my fucking record, and I should have

747
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: known it was too good to be true because it

748
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: was a.

749
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 3: Rare ass record that was only being sold for thirty dollars.

750
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: And I was like, eh, I Mitch, it never came

751
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: and it was supposed to come from fucking Kansas, and

752
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: I know some fucking old ass motherfucker posted it and

753
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,479
Speaker 1: then probably died because it's.

754
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: How much was it?

755
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: It was like thirty dollars?

756
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's not bad.

757
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I want my money back.

758
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 2: If it's too good to be true, it might be true.

759
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't think that's the saying.

760
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 2: That was beautiful, Thanks babe.

761
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 4: Oh look at that?

762
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 3: What with that?

763
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 2: Oh scared the ship out of me?

764
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 3: Wait what happened?

765
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 2: They have a ring camera in here and they just

766
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: made the alarm system go off? Could you hear it?

767
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

768
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: I heard like it sounded like screen sounded like an

769
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: RC car riding across the desk.

770
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it literally.

771
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 4: Does I wanted to go back to and you was saying,

772
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: like artists objective, and I totally agree, Like, oh, some

773
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 4: people like rothco some people like Jeff Coon's and like

774
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 4: I like stuff like this.

775
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 3: How many art is subjective?

776
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 5: Until I see that ship and I'm like, y'all are

777
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 5: fucking weird.

778
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like stuff like this.

779
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: I literally saw Kay, this thought come into your head

780
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: when you were talking when we were talking about it.

781
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 2: I saw you smile and I was like, what is

782
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 2: he cooking up? Bruh?

783
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 4: I know. I went to the board Ape store today.

784
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: Like we've been a couple of times too, the we it's.

785
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 4: Down the street from where I get my lobotomy, and

786
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 4: I was like, I need because I know that store

787
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 4: is going to go out of business, like there's no

788
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 4: way that it exists. Yeah, two months and I was like,

789
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 4: I need some ape water. But I walked up and

790
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: I kid you not, there's like a security guard there

791
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 4: and he was just like you don't belong in here,

792
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 4: and I was like you're around, and like walked away.

793
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: Water. I have two of the ape waters. I like

794
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 2: art like this.

795
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 4: Or like this, Okay, that's the same picture.

796
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: The same picture's pansed us all.

797
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: There's so many bad ones that I'm not gonna subject.

798
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 4: I like your fan at it that you sent me.

799
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I collected all of those and then put

800
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 2: it into a video editor and then made a gift

801
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 2: out of it and sent it to Kai. I think

802
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: you can assume what happens.

803
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: He takes his pats off and jerk's off.

804
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly wrong with you.

805
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he's a baddie. I agree.

806
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 3: Well, the other night, I no.

807
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: This didn't happen. No, not one, not even one thing happened.

808
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: How about that? Bye kay, get the fuck out of here,

809
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 2: leave now now now, hey, yo, oh this is true.

810
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 2: Fuck that closet has been open the whole time. Guys,

811
00:40:48,480 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: watch this. I'm going to be in the closet the pride.

812
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: Well, the other night I was freaking the fuck out

813
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: because if y'all don't know, I still don't have a

814
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: car because I'm picky and I want a vintage car,

815
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: but I'm too lazy and i'm just a girl, and

816
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't trust myself to actually be able to maintain

817
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: a vintage car. And one of my friends in New

818
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: York is a really nice vintage car and like the

819
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: cars of the Volvo, and a bunch of us got

820
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: a ride from him, and I was standing outside of

821
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: my friend's apartment with them and staring at the car,

822
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: and I had I was having the craziest moment where

823
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: I was looking at the car and I was like, bro,

824
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: cars are literally not real.

825
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: They are fucking gadgets.

826
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: No said, they are so weird, and like I wish

827
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: I was an animal to see the way humans move

828
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: because I think I would be freaked out. Because I

829
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: was looking at that car and I was like, they

830
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: literally made toy versions of this car.

831
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 3: That's how much it's not a real car. Like you

832
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 3: can't find a toy.

833
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: Version of like a Toyota Camry from twenty ten unless

834
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: you can.

835
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 3: And I just don't know, but like older cars are

836
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 3: such gadgets that they made toys out of them.

837
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 2: Like if cars were clear, this is what we would

838
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: look like, Wait, why do my forearms look huge right now?

839
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 3: They don't, I guess I kind of do. Oh fuck,

840
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: that's like not impressive to me.

841
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh no, cars are actually horrifying. They're literally just

842
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: in death traps.

843
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, the way they crumble bar, Like, are you

844
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 3: fucking serious? Why do we get in those? But I

845
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 3: love driving? Oh my god.

846
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: Actually I was driving another friend's fucking car recently to

847
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: go meet up for coffee and I borrowed that friend's

848
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: car and I parked it and it's like a nice

849
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: vintage car. So I park it and I'm walking and

850
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: I like get past the sky, so like we're like

851
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: this far apart, like we're like maybe like five feet apart.

852
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 3: I've already passed them.

853
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: And I just here and I was like what and

854
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: I turned I was like what, and then he was

855
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: like that's that's just a.

856
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 3: Really cool car.

857
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, like thanks, and then he

858
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: go before I could like say what I was going

859
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: to say, which is like, oh, it's not mine, I'm

860
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: borrowing it, he goes, but you probably just have a

861
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: really cool life.

862
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 3: So and look down and.

863
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: Then I like really bad.

864
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: I was like that was like the most ever. And

865
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 3: then I just like turned out. I was like, oh yeah, and.

866
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 2: Do that risk? That's so kiris.

867
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 4: What was the risk? Sorry? I was drinking.

868
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: Drinking what alcohol? Oh my god? It is literally noon?

869
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 4: What was the riz?

870
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so the scene is you going to rehab and

871
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: asking for help.

872
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm in rehab.

873
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: You literally do look good right now?

874
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 4: Really?

875
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I actually do.

876
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 3: I'm not even the riz is.

877
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: I was borrowing my friend's vintage, like nice car. I

878
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: parked it and I walked past this dude who was

879
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: just like standing on the sidewalk smoking. I got like

880
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: five feet from him, and then I just heard it,

881
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: and I was like what what happened? And then he

882
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: was like that's a really cool car. And then before

883
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: I got to say, like, oh, it's not my car,

884
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 1: he goes, but you probably just have like a really

885
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: cool life, and like looked down in a way from me,

886
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: and I was just like oh.

887
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: I was like, well it did it work though, But I.

888
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: Don't wor oh bitch, because I was like, it's not

889
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: my car, it's my friend's car. And then he goes, oh, yeah,

890
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because like it's so nice. I

891
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's definitely like my dream is to

892
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: have like a cool vintage car, but sadly it'saw mine,

893
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: and they was like yeah yeah, and then.

894
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 3: We just said. Then I was like okay, I have

895
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 3: a good day.

896
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 1: And then I just turned around and like walked away

897
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: really fast because I didn't want to have to keep

898
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: talking to him.

899
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: Okay, if I was a man in that situation, I

900
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: simply would just not talk to the girl.

901
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 4: Can you. I just want to see if our hands

902
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 4: are the same.

903
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, they are, like low key the same size.

904
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: I mind a little small.

905
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: Well that's Kai's riz.

906
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: He's still doing that middle school ship like wait, how

907
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: big are your hands?

908
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: I sent me something today and it was where my

909
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: hug at son? Or look how small my hands are? Daughter?

910
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 2: Which one are you choosing?

911
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 3: I'm still choosing look how small my hands are? Daughter?

912
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: Because I feel like she can grow out of that.

913
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're aware is my hug at son?

914
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: You will be that for the rest of your life.

915
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

916
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: Where is my hug at son? Literally in seventh grade

917
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: realized that they were a loser very early on, and

918
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 2: the only way they were going to be able to

919
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 2: touch boobs is by getting hugs, because your boobs. When

920
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 2: get you hug us, we can feel your boobs?

921
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 3: Okay, like IM.

922
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: It's fucking hot, hey side hugs only from now on,

923
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: right right? I get a boner every time I hug

924
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 2: in you guys our last episode, Yeah, we really don't.

925
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 2: I mean a few times our last week less restricted.

926
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this one probably is too, because you're talking

927
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: about jerking off to fucking up dad and y'all are.

928
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: We're blurring that in. Yeah, it's inside out, but we're

929
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: blurring that. We're blurring that.

930
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: But okay, so we need to hug twice a day.

931
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: We need to hug in the morning and at night,

932
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: because didn't you see that thing that was like, oh,

933
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: hugging makes you happier?

934
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 3: Y'all are jerking off to him.

935
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: That's my man, I see it. That's like one of

936
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: those like like ones that could work. No, goddamn, I

937
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: can make that ship work.

938
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: Why would you though?

939
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: Because he's a sweet old man.

940
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with you having sex

941
00:46:55,080 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: with him?

942
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 2: Everything? So it doesn't.

943
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 7: Okay, m hm, Hello, Hello, my name is Drew.

944
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Drew. Hello, my name is Drew.

945
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like in a like you know

946
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: during COVID when people who had to go to like

947
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: rehab and ship had to do their apology calls over zoom.

948
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 5: That's what I feel like, and you're like still not

949
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 5: there to apologize yet.

950
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 2: Just they just copied my laugh. Hello, my name is Drew.

951
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: Who that doesn't sound like anything, does.

952
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 4: M all it?

953
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: Hat?

954
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: Well? I was a karaoke bar with a bunch of

955
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: friends and like we had been there all night. We

956
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: were the only people in there, and then this guy

957
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: and girl came in together and like they were like sweet.

958
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: I just assumed they were a couple immediately, and the

959
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: bartender was like, oh, there's only room for two more songs,

960
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh.

961
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: We should give them the two songs. But one of

962
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: my friends was drunk and.

963
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: Just like really trying to finish her song, and I

964
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: was like, bruh, stop fucking singing.

965
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 3: Give this couple of their songs.

966
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: Because then one of our friends had spoken to them

967
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, yeah, he lives in Colorado,

968
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: he's going back tomorrow.

969
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 3: It's our last night together.

970
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, this is so sad,

971
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: Like give her the fucking song, which tell me why

972
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: they got a song? And he picked Joline, and in

973
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: that moment, I was like, oh, it's there, not a

974
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: fucking baby.

975
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: Like he was balthy. All of us were like, oh

976
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 3: my god, this sweet couple. And then he did Jolene

977
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 3: and then she did.

978
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: Innocence by Avri Levine and we were like, bro, they're

979
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: the gayest people I've ever seen in my life. And

980
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: then we spoke to them and they were like, definitely

981
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: not dating.

982
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 3: And that just goes to show not to judge a

983
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 3: book by its cover. That's my story.

984
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 2: A lot of people would see us and be like, oh,

985
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 2: Drew's gay, she's scary. But no, we're together and it's scary.

986
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 3: We can date even though you're gay. I don't care.

987
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: I'm not.

988
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: I'm just saying hypothetically, I wouldn't care.

989
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 2: You literally are the nice person.

990
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm super nice and chill, like.

991
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so and yah, there's some I don't know what

992
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: type of news this is. It might be good or bad.

993
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 2: I'm curious to see the way you react to it,

994
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 2: because I had a very mixed reaction the movie that

995
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 2: we auditioned for that got canceled got made really coming

996
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 2: out soon?

997
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 3: Did you tell that too?

998
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 4: What?

999
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 3: Because you said this has gotten a mixed reaction?

1000
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 2: No, No, I meant internally like, my oh.

1001
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: Wow, and I really will never forget us leaving that.

1002
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be like, when was that like years ago?

1003
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like two years ago.

1004
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: Pandemi levado. Yeah, I don't know, say that it's like

1005
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: pandemic pandemic pandemmi levado, dimmi levado is panned.

1006
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 3: You said, why don't people say that?

1007
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ate, I don't know.

1008
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: Well, I think the movie just is gonna be good

1009
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: because they didn't cast us and they didn't even say

1010
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: anything to us about our tape.

1011
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go to the screening the premiere

1012
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 2: and take a bunch of fintanel.

1013
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna be like that Madison Beer clip where

1014
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: she's like I was supposed to be video that I

1015
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: was supposed.

1016
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: To be in the movie, Like I was.

1017
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 2: Supposed to be there, but.

1018
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: I was Yeah, we were busy doing podcasts in college shows,

1019
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: so we couldn't like make.

1020
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 2: It the thing with that clip like of Madison Beer saying, oh,

1021
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be in it, Like I believe

1022
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: her like she she was supposed to be in it,

1023
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: and this narrative has spread that she's just made that up.

1024
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: But no, Madison Beer is that girl and has always

1025
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 2: been that girl. She was probably supposed to be yea,

1026
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 2: I believe she was going to be in it, But

1027
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 2: it's still one of the best fings ever A narrative

1028
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 2: that did spread made it ten times better. Like that,

1029
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: It's like one of the funniest ever thinking about someone

1030
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: just lying that they were going to be in an

1031
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: ari on a video.

1032
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 3: That's me. Damn. Time flies when you're talking to your girls.

1033
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, time flies when you're catching.

1034
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: Up about the big hat. Like, I'm not kidding, I like,

1035
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: I love the big hat. I can't stop thinking about it.

1036
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Elsie the same this clip because she

1037
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: sent me the clip from the day we bought the

1038
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: Big Hat and Kai you're in it because we facetimed

1039
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: you to show you the big hat. And I'm gonna

1040
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: ask for it so we can insert it. I love

1041
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: the big hat, and I got myself a big hat.

1042
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: Like it's not a big hat, but it is my

1043
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: big Do you want to see it? You're you're the

1044
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: thing is You're gonna laugh at my big hat.

1045
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 3: But I think it's cute.

1046
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 2: No, Is it like the saline one?

1047
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: It's like a how big hat it is?

1048
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,439
Speaker 4: Let me get it?

1049
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: Let me fucking see this ship? Thank God, it's just

1050
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 2: the boys. Should we crack a beer open?

1051
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll crack another one.

1052
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, I forgot. I'm gonna crap myself. I'm gonna crap

1053
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: my pants. Really, I just I just can't stop crapping.

1054
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 4: Can you pull your wiener out? Just really quick?

1055
00:52:51,120 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, we gotta go and I'm leaving.

1056
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 4: You can't even hear me. Drew, Drew, please come back.

1057
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 3: Y'all are gonna make fun of me. I'm scared to

1058
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 3: show my big hat. Wait, where's Drew?

1059
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 4: I said something in it like freaked him out, so

1060
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 4: he left.

1061
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 3: Ah, what the fuck?

1062
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 4: I don't even know what I actually don't know what

1063
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: I said. I'm scared of y'all making beha Yes, I'm.

1064
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yes what yes?

1065
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 4: Daddy?

1066
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 2: All right and youe let's see your big hat.

1067
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm scared y'all are gonna make fun of me. Bro

1068
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna make fun of my big hat.

1069
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 2: If it's county, I won't. But if it's not, Oh

1070
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: it's not big, it's like cute, It's like Parisian, like

1071
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 2: is it Margiella? It's giving Margiella, kind of like deconstruct did.

1072
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 3: The thing is? If I don't push it down, it's.

1073
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 2: Like really that Okay, that's big hat.

1074
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 3: I have to like sqush it down.

1075
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: And like giving like cook when you pull it up,

1076
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 2: or it's giving Maria for some reason. No, this is

1077
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 2: a cat that looks good. Yeah, what is it.

1078
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 3: Miss Jones? Oh, motherfucker Jones.

1079
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: On third, it's by Steven Jones, who's like an iconic.

1080
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: I had to look it up before I bought it

1081
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 1: because I was like, but I'm not about to spend

1082
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: money on a hat that's like stupid. But the designer

1083
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: is like an iconic designer who's helped like a lot

1084
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 1: of brands make all their big funky hats. So who knows,

1085
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: maybe he helped make the big hat that's made me happy.

1086
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, No, this is cute. It's like giving very

1087
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,399
Speaker 2: like Russian like fur hat. Like it's not bad at all.

1088
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 2: I wanted it. I wanted to make fun of it,

1089
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 2: as you can tell, like I wanted to hate it.

1090
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 3: I was scared I was gonna wear it the whole episode.

1091
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: But that was like r if I get on and

1092
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:06,240
Speaker 1: they saw make fun of my big fucking hem.

1093
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 2: Sad, No, I would never make your big hat.

1094
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: Well, I was at Dover Street Market and I saw

1095
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: a little Uzi vert and I felt like I was

1096
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: watching a cartoon character run around.

1097
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 2: Did you say hi?

1098
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 3: No, because I'm terrified of him.

1099
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was really nice, like he was like

1100
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: saying hi to everybody. And then it was actually so funny.

1101
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: The employees were like, broh, he's been here three times

1102
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: this week and sometimes like he hasn't gotten anything, but

1103
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: he just comes and runs around for a second.

1104
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,720
Speaker 3: That board, Like that sounds like the most.

1105
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 2: Little thing I've ever I want his fucking brain chemistry

1106
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 2: so bad.

1107
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 4: I want.

1108
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 2: I want Playboy Cardi's brain chemistry. I want little Uzi

1109
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 2: verts and tics. I want That's really all I need.

1110
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 4: Drew, have you seen his car?

1111
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: Who?

1112
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 4: I feel like we were talking about this lit Uzi

1113
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:00,720
Speaker 4: verts car. It's like a huge arm urage truck.

1114
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 2: It's a what truck.

1115
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 4: It's like a big armored truck, Like have you guys played?

1116
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like the three hundred it's like

1117
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars.

1118
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a a militia truck.

1119
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 2: It's got like the M logo.

1120
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 4: It's bulletproof.

1121
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it can like blow smoke and like gas

1122
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 2: out an area so it can escape and shit.

1123
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 4: It's literally an like a truck that they use in

1124
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 4: the army, but you can drive it on streets.

1125
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, do I have aura like you have?

1126
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: Like a pheromone based aura that like kind of is disturbing,

1127
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: like some animals like send out a spray to scare

1128
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: other people or like animals that's.

1129
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 3: What you love?

1130
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, spray ship out of my ass? No, like if

1131
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 2: you saw me, like, would you say like, oh, like

1132
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: he's a vibe or would you kind of be scared

1133
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: of me?

1134
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 4: You guys both have aura.

1135
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like kai you have aura?

1136
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 4: And yeah, do you agree?

1137
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah you have aura?

1138
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, wait, okay, guys, I'm gonna show y'all how

1139
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 2: to read your own aura color. I found out a

1140
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 2: new method and it actually is very easy. So grab

1141
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 2: your finger and hold it open like this. Okay, keep

1142
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 2: like open it more and then slowly so point it

1143
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 2: at the wall and now slowly close it but don't

1144
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: touch it and look between the gap. And then once

1145
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 2: you see white like once you see a white outline

1146
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 2: on your fingers, and it gets stronger and stronger. I

1147
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 2: forget what to do. Oh, you can whatever, but you

1148
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 2: can see the it's blue.

1149
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: I can tell when you learn something on TikTok, like

1150
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: I can just tell because it's not something you've done before,

1151
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: Like you haven't done this in your own time.

1152
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 3: You just saw the video and like trying to remember it.

1153
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 2: This is what I've always done. This is like I can,

1154
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 2: I literally can see my aura.

1155
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 3: Didn't we go and get our aura's red? Why did

1156
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 3: we do that?

1157
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 2: We got that picture where you put your hands on

1158
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 2: the pods and then it takes pictures of you with

1159
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: the color all around you, and it's just fake.

1160
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 3: Why did we do that?

1161
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 2: Because the pictures were pretty, they were like printed polaroids.

1162
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get that and then photoshop the colors

1163
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: to what my I want my aura to be. Mmm.

1164
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 2: But the thing is in those pictures in you we

1165
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 2: were eating down like we both know the.

1166
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: Fuck I wasn't. I looked like shit in that picture.

1167
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: That's why that shit never got posted.

1168
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,479
Speaker 2: Really bad.

1169
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I looked like non good Like they didn't. They

1170
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 3: didn't give me a heads up.

1171
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: They didn't have that camera at the right angle. They

1172
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: shot kind of from below. I look really scary in

1173
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: that picture.

1174
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 2: Babe, You like look the best to me when you

1175
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: think you look the worst? What does that say about you?

1176
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 2: And what does that say about me.

1177
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 3: That says that your fucking try hard in your liar.

1178
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 2: Ummm, we have mold in our bathroom.

1179
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: Bruh, we don't have mold in our bathroom.

1180
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,439
Speaker 2: I bet if we took the fucking bubbling out paint

1181
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 2: chip off the wall, we peeled it back and we

1182
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 2: looked back there, there would be mold growing. I get

1183
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 2: sick every time I go in there, every time.

1184
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 3: I already said this to Drew.

1185
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: But he gets sick when he goes in the bathroom

1186
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: because he lays flat in his bed for twelve hours

1187
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: a day and he can't eat till nighttime, so he's

1188
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: lightheaded and undernourished and hasn't had water, and then he

1189
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: finally gets up to go pee after holding it for

1190
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: eight hours.

1191
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 2: Did I tell you about that? Did I tell you

1192
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 2: about that?

1193
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: No?

1194
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 2: What I told I? Okay, this is tea so long

1195
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 2: story short. I'll tell two things really quick and then

1196
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: we can wrap this episode up. But one thing, so

1197
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: you know my reusable straws. Yeah, well, I like didn't

1198
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: have a a straw with my wingstop, so I grabbed

1199
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 2: my reusable straw and I shoved it into my doctor

1200
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 2: pepper sucked up and it was globular and it was

1201
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 2: like puffy like that's the only way I can describe it.

1202
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 2: I spit it into this scene little straw and you

1203
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 2: had black mold growing in it, and I just sucked

1204
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 2: it up, and you know, it's crazier tastes like hella

1205
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 2: good bruh, And I spit it out and I like

1206
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 2: looked inside all of our plan our reusable straws, and

1207
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 2: I held them up to the light, black mold growing

1208
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 2: and every single one of them. So I went through

1209
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 2: and threw them all away because I was like, I'm

1210
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 2: not doing I tried to clean them and it just

1211
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 2: was like stuck to the metal walls. I was not

1212
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 2: having it.

1213
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: You know what that probably is, It's from my smoothies

1214
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: that I've been having.

1215
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: Your smoothies, your smoothies. Okay. The other thing is the

1216
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 2: day before something big coming in about a month, I'm

1217
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: sure or you can offer what it was. I did

1218
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 2: it dolo like right when you left. Well, uh, the

1219
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 2: morning of I woke up like hella, hella early, like

1220
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 2: even early for like when I'm like normally up, and

1221
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: like I started I didn't even realize how early it was.

1222
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: And I started doing my routine, and I like, go

1223
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 2: to the bathroom. The first thing I do every morning

1224
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: is I take a big piss. I drop a big

1225
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 2: p load. And and I was so so tired. I

1226
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 2: was so tired that I sat down to pee this morning,

1227
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 2: because like, you know, that's a fucking vibe. Sometimes it's

1228
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 2: just like sitting and pissing in the dark, like I

1229
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 2: don't want my eyes to burn, Like it's a vibe,

1230
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 2: like we can live. Like I'm a man, and I like.

1231
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: Why do you have to like defend sitting and.

1232
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 2: Peeing because uh, like as a man, like.

1233
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 3: You know, hey, it's okay, I sit in pee too.

1234
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 4: Oh okay, kai, I only sit and pee. I never

1235
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 4: went through a standing phase here.

1236
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is just a phase. It is more ergonomic,

1237
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 2: it makes more sense. But anyways, I got down to

1238
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 2: pee and like I'm peeing and I don't notice anything.

1239
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 2: And then I start thinking and I'm like, damn, this

1240
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 2: is like a big piss, Like this is like going

1241
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 2: on for a very very long time. And like I'm

1242
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 2: like now aware of it, and I'm like whoa, Like

1243
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: I am peeing like a lot, like more than I

1244
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 2: have ever peed ever in my life. Like it went

1245
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 2: on for like three minutes like it was. It was

1246
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 2: a long, big pee like it was, it was forever,

1247
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 2: and I was like, whoa, this is crazy, and I

1248
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 2: like got up and started texting Josiah because I was

1249
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 2: like it's funny. Like I was like, I took a

1250
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 2: big piss like whatever. And I stand up and I

1251
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 2: don't pull my pants up yet, and I immediately like

1252
01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 2: have the worst like standing up too fast feeling I've

1253
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 2: ever had. And I stand up and I'm like whoa.

1254
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 2: When I go to start like washing my hands, and

1255
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm out of it and I start literally losing consciousness,

1256
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 2: like you know when your body is like vibrating and

1257
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: like your vision starts tuggling. I started losing consciousness, and

1258
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 2: I was aware enough to not fall forward. I literally

1259
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 2: and you took a step back from the counter, collapsed

1260
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 2: back into the door, and rolled down on the wall

1261
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: with my pants around my ankle and I literally fell

1262
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 2: and I was like braced like this on the ground,

1263
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, literally, I'm not kidding. My chest

1264
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 2: started like twitching, like my chest muscles like you know

1265
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 2: when people.

1266
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: Get me having like a mini stroke, dude.

1267
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 2: I literally think like when people get knocked unconscious, like

1268
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 2: their bodies twitching. My whole chest was twitching, and like

1269
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 2: I was fully caught, like not fully aware, but I

1270
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 2: was like conscious during it. And I like literally after

1271
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 2: it stopped and I started coming back to I just

1272
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 2: started like diabolically laughing because like the scene in my

1273
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 2: head was like a camera in the corner filming me,

1274
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 2: and I literally did the Wendy Williams thing where I

1275
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 2: just like dropped and my pants were around my ankle

1276
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 2: and my bare ass was on the floor and I

1277
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 2: was like switching. And then I was like really like

1278
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 2: contemplating going to the doctor or like going to the hospital,

1279
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 2: but I didn't because I had obligations and I wasn't

1280
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 2: about to back out of them because like, oh.

1281
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. I was like, what the fuck

1282
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like, yeah, the thing you did.

1283
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, I literally collapsed on the floor of the

1284
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 2: bathroom and like started fucking genuinely tweaking. It was crazy.

1285
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: Well, I've been in good health recently, so thank you

1286
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: for all your comments of people saying that may God

1287
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: take away all my bad illnesses and give them to Drew,

1288
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: because I can feel it happening, and I can feel

1289
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: myself being healthy and good and fun, and I can

1290
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: feel that Drew's health is deteriorating, which I needed those wishes,

1291
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: So thank you guys so much for that.

1292
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 2: Wow, this is crazy, you know, this is literally crazy

1293
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 2: that you would wish ill health on.

1294
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is between the two of us.

1295
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: If one of us is gonna be saying it might

1296
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: as well be you because you like enjoy it because

1297
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,439
Speaker 1: something's wrong with you, and I just don't like it ill.

1298
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 2: But all that is to say, the same thing happened

1299
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 2: to Josiah. I'm sure you'll know the story. He was

1300
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 2: at a he was on tour. He was laying on

1301
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 2: the floor of the van for a long time, and

1302
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 2: he got up and went to pi at the journal

1303
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 2: inside of a gas station and he like pissed the

1304
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 2: most pissy ever pissed in his life, and then walked

1305
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom and fell into chip rack and

1306
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 2: flung chips everywhere, and Lucas was like, oh, this is

1307
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 2: like too far, Josiah, like this isn't funny, And Josiah

1308
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 2: was just like literally fully unconscious on the ground and

1309
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 2: like he immediately hit up his doctor or a doctor

1310
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 2: and was like yo, like what just happened to me?

1311
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 2: And they said it's a vaso vaso vaguel episode, So

1312
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 2: I self diagnosed, and I think that's what happened to me.

1313
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 2: But there's so so calmon. They're normal.

1314
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: They're normally need to take the iPhone away from you,

1315
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: like you need your iPhone taken away from you, so

1316
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: that if you're really about diagnosing yourself, we need to

1317
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: see you go to a fucking public library and go

1318
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: start picking out books and start to like diagnose yourself

1319
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: like that because it's too easy on your phone.

1320
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,360
Speaker 2: We'll look it up.

1321
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 3: Well, I still.

1322
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: Need to faint, like, but I need to faint in

1323
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: like fun way, like I need to be getting crazy

1324
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: news and there to just so happen to be like

1325
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: a gorgeous bed with fluffy dubets and pillows and stuff

1326
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: behind me, and I like faint and I like fall

1327
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: like this, like that's what I need. But I don't

1328
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: look very good when I'm sleeping, so I can only

1329
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 1: assume that when I'm knocked.

1330
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 3: Out, I'll be like a nasty mouth breathing like mess.

1331
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 3: So maybe I don't need to so maybe I knock out.

1332
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 2: No standing up too fast. I've decided is a blessing

1333
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 2: and I love it because it feels so good. It's

1334
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 2: like I get like high, like three times a day.

1335
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: No, I think you need like iron and nutrients so

1336
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 1: that that stops. Okay, Well, should we get into media

1337
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: media of the.

1338
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 2: I haven't been saying Drew and and yes me, d

1339
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 2: uh uh Drew and yes media media.

1340
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 3: Well did you just make that up?

1341
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was actually really good, thank you.

1342
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: My media of the week is, Oh.

1343
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 2: I love it, playboy CARTI coming abeo sorry and then

1344
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 2: oh did I take it out of this fucking playlist? Oh?

1345
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 2: Hell now I love always on my mind petch up boys.

1346
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 2: Oh y'all, I've been listening to so much Brazilian funk

1347
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 2: it's like actually becoming like my favorite genre of music

1348
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 2: of all time. Like I love Brazilian funk music. And

1349
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 2: our friend Violet made me a playlist on SoundCloud like

1350
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 2: a few years ago, and I revisited it, y'all. It's Goaded, Goaded, goateed,

1351
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 2: Goaded with us us, also Numbness, Mac Miller and Lana

1352
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 2: del Rey Uh deep Cut. It's on on SoundCloud.

1353
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 3: I've never heard that.

1354
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 1: Well, mine is when I see scissors, I can't Help

1355
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 1: but Think of You by the Dead Texan Oh Louisiana

1356
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: by Chuck Berry, which is a song that Beyonce sampled

1357
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 1: in one of the like interlude songs I Want Your

1358
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: Love by she.

1359
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 2: I Want Your Stupid Love, Love, uh Love, I Don't

1360
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 2: Want You.

1361
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:15,759
Speaker 1: Leaves that are Green, Simon and Our Funkeel and Sympathy

1362
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,680
Speaker 1: for the Devil, the Rolling.

1363
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:21,480
Speaker 2: Stones, The Rolling Stones.

1364
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh, and Get It Right by Miley Cyrus. That song

1365
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 3: is so fucking good.

1366
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: Like every year, I have just a moment where I'm like,

1367
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: you know what I need to do.

1368
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 3: I need to re listen to bangers.

1369
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 1: And I had that moment the other day, and like

1370
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: there were my go to songs on Bangers that I

1371
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: would always kind of go back to that were kind

1372
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,520
Speaker 1: of just like more fun nostalgia.

1373
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 2: We go and away we go and away we go, damp.

1374
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 3: Down so good. Get it Right though.

1375
01:09:53,880 --> 01:10:00,480
Speaker 2: You know what another good one is is yeah smoke pot, Yeah,

1376
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 2: what is it? I don't care animals, but yeah, that

1377
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 2: mighty song. I have noticed you listening to it a

1378
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 2: lot more recently. If you scrolled down deep on my ig,

1379
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 2: I posted a picture of my playlist and it was

1380
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 2: all like m I A and Mi Lee Cyrus Bangers

1381
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 2: and I thought I fucking ate and like, honestly I did,

1382
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 2: and that's the tea.

1383
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 3: But that's it.

1384
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: And then I saw Poor Things?

1385
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 2: Was it not a vib or what?

1386
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 3: You know what?

1387
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 1: I think I had the same problem I have when

1388
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: I hear people talking about a movie too much. I

1389
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 1: really liked it, but I had my gripes about it,

1390
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 1: which I won't get into.

1391
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 3: But it was a good movie. I liked the movie.

1392
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: There were parts of it where I was like, Okay,

1393
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: a man did make this, Yes, a man was trying

1394
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 1: to be a feminist. I see, I see which whatever.

1395
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,600
Speaker 1: It was like a really good movie. Loved the fantasy,

1396
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,680
Speaker 1: the weirdness of it. But you know, there's something to

1397
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 1: be said about men making feminism movies. And the thing

1398
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: to be said is do don't, don't, don't play away.

1399
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:17,280
Speaker 1: It is all honest. But I need to start dressing

1400
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,840
Speaker 1: like her in that movie. I need my hair to

1401
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: be that long, thinking of just getting extremely long extensions,

1402
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 1: but because my hair is already like curly, I think

1403
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: it'll be a nightmare.

1404
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 3: And it's already heart one, y'all.

1405
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 2: I just got a fucking email and I've told this

1406
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 2: story a bunch and someone from the story just emailed

1407
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 2: me saying that they I'm not going to read the

1408
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 2: whole thing, but it was Foam and Glow the Rave

1409
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,440
Speaker 2: concert in Texas that I went to, like obliterated.

1410
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh.

1411
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:56,679
Speaker 2: I remember turning around while a blarrant was being passed

1412
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 2: around and lo and behold there you were, baby faced

1413
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 2: with your little rave glasses on, or with your little

1414
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 2: glasses on. Damn, that's so fucking funny. Wait. Someone said,

1415
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 2: walk a flock of flame? Yeah, wow, walk a flock

1416
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 2: of flame?

1417
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: Was at the Oh okay, you you have such a

1418
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:16,840
Speaker 1: brow where you.

1419
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,720
Speaker 3: Just say things because I was the girds. Oh my god.

1420
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 3: Someone said, walk a flock of flame?

1421
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?

1422
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,800
Speaker 3: He's acting like he has fucking burns or something at

1423
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 3: that fucking house. But she's all alone.

1424
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 4: There's no one there.

1425
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no one there. You're fucking crazy.

1426
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 2: Luna is awake and my mom was knocking on the door. Well,

1427
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 2: April Fools just a regular ass day for me. I've

1428
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 2: been lying. I've stayed lying.

1429
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh are you doing Drew sye op, Yeah.

1430
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 2: Drew sye up. I'm reading emails. That one was from

1431
01:12:56,439 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 2: who was this from Sydney? This is from Amari Horny Blind.

1432
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 2: People gotta have crazy imagination.

1433
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 3: I'll give one.

1434
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:16,759
Speaker 1: Smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music.

1435
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 3: Way this made me laugh.

1436
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 1: Domb showed it to me at a dinner and I

1437
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: laughed so hard at that because remember last week when

1438
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:26,480
Speaker 1: I was like, my fucking Discovery Weekly.

1439
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 3: Was so fucking good and I couldn't believe it. It's

1440
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,800
Speaker 3: literally because I was. I just smoked and I was

1441
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 3: listening to fucking music.

1442
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:36,760
Speaker 1: So smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music is

1443
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 1: a fucking vibe.

1444
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 3: This.

1445
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: If I seemed low energy this episode, it's because I

1446
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: don't have my bitches around me.

1447
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 2: Like, wait, what is that?

1448
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 3: I said?

1449
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,720
Speaker 1: If I seemed low energy, it's because I don't have

1450
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 1: my bitches with me.

1451
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,679
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you said flow energy.

1452
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,679
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to have Violet on the podcast.

1453
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 2: Also, yes, that would be such a fun vibe. Okay,

1454
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 2: why tornadoes, Why don't tornadoes ever hit banks? Blow some

1455
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 2: money out that motherfucker. Yeah, I was flying in a tornado.

1456
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 2: A super cell that hit my hometown produced a tornado

1457
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 2: the town over, so I almost got to live out

1458
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 2: my tornado fantasy, but I was a little late. I'm

1459
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 2: so glad the music at the club is loud as

1460
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 2: fuck because I be farting in there. This is like

1461
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,000
Speaker 2: me and Yen Kai together meeting for the first time.

1462
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 2: I kind of like people who trauma dump. I don't know,

1463
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 2: I don't care if I just met you thirty minutes ago.

1464
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 2: Tell me why your mom lost custody of you. I'm curious.

1465
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,439
Speaker 1: That's literally my vibe, Like it is rare that a

1466
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 1: trauma dumb ballers the fuck out of me.

1467
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:51,720
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is tea Yeah, like your life is

1468
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 3: my tea. Cup up.

1469
01:14:55,680 --> 01:15:00,840
Speaker 2: Those were from Amy. Let's just search the one last

1470
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:01,839
Speaker 2: time and see what happened.

1471
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 3: A female can't you do.

1472
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 1: Damp?

1473
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,519
Speaker 3: What did she say? Dr fast about myself? And Miley

1474
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 3: says that In the.

1475
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,839
Speaker 2: Song, Amaya says, you wiled this fun if you dookie

1476
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 2: with your coat onki sleeves. Ash says, girls shut the

1477
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:32,200
Speaker 2: fuck up about zodiac science. How about you zode zok

1478
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,320
Speaker 2: this dac mm hmmm.

1479
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 4: The girl shut?

1480
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 3: Was that?

1481
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 4: A Zark doc read?

1482
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 2: Yes, God, life is simpler when you're nonchalant. Soon as

1483
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 2: you start shalanting ship mm hmm.

1484
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 3: It's Okay, we had like two bangers.

1485
01:15:55,439 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a couple of shout out ash all right,

1486
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,759
Speaker 2: peace out, y'all.