WEBVTT - #134: Does Greg T have ADD? Yeah You Know Me 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:11.159 Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show Scary Jones and Greg T. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.680 What number is this? It's been so long since we 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:21.040 had a podcast. You know what, that is a great question. 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.360 But that is your one job. That is the only 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.560 job that you have. Is this a hashtag? You had 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:27.920 one job? Well, no one, honesty, Scary, you have one 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.120 job to do. So while I try to figure out 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.880 what episode it is, why don't you tell everybody how 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.199 they can reach us in all that crap? Okay, all right, 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:40.400 all that crap, all that junk, junk like junk, like 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.840 the junk that you got in your pants. Yeah, junk. 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.760 You could get in touch with us on Twitter and 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:49.920 on Instagram at the off Air Show and uh email 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:53.680 us the Affair Show at gmail dot com. I'm Scary, 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.480 This is Greg T. I'm over here. Now. You tell 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.960 them our brains is still on vacation. It really, it 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.560 really is episode thirty four. Mind you are you sure 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.800 it's not one thirty five? No, one thirty four is 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.640 what I're at and I got it right here? Is it? 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.000 What was one three? One thirty three? Says church Chat, 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:14.200 cheating and wedding blah blah blah blah, Okay, that's what 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.959 it says. And what was wedding? What was greg ts 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:21.840 dirty bucket list items? So that was one too? Are 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.440 you sure number were number one thirty four? But it says, man, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.280 I'm looking at it right here at iHeart, and I 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.759 went right to it. Oh go on iTunes, you know, 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.520 I pulled up the I pulled up the I Heart 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.320 very quickly because I'm just so used to doing that. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.000 I forgot the on iTunes. Yeah, don't forget. And we're 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.360 on Google Play. I'm telling you this is a great place. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:44.440 Who goes to Google Play? People with androids? Come on? 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.000 What I do with that? Half the world has androids? 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.160 Google Play, They're on Google They get us on Google Play. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.160 You know maybe the can you take a screenshot and 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:53.560 send us and send us a picture? I want to 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.720 see somebody on a Google Play if you if you 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.720 experience our show on Google Play, can you tweet us 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.000 at the affair show? I'm like, Google, Google Play, Google Play, 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.720 Google google Play. But I'll tell you, um, Greg t. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.400 I I was thinking about you all vacation. You know 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.880 what I think about right now? I want to get 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.280 into it, but you know, it just hit me again, 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.960 like I feel like we're back to where it started again. Dude, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.919 I I wanted right there when we just did that 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.560 stupid thing about Google Play with Google Play, I would 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:24.040 love to have like a sound effect freaking board. I 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:30.799 impress it like some baby's baby Google Google. They had that. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.200 How would you have known to have had a Google 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.080 sound like I would have had a sound effect with 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.680 like a baby saying goo goo goo goo and something 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:41.560 like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna Google Google. I'm just 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.160 so done, man, I really am so like I had it. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.200 Hold on, Google, we have no where's the boys are 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.160 back in town? Hold? I got nothing when I type 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:52.280 in Google in our system. We haven't done a podcasting 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.440 over a week. You've got nothing. No boys are back 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.320 in town? No nothing. You don't even know what episode 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.919 it is. No sound effect board. The only thing that 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.320 comes up, The only thing that comes up. We call 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.720 the engineer. What we can if you want, but I 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.959 want to call Jeff. Okay, hold on a second. The 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.560 only thing that comes up when I type in Google 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:16.079 is Google Dolls. Why did you faced right there? Well? 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.800 I have my issues with Johnny Resnick from the Google Dolls. 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.959 That's why. Why what happened to you. Well, because before 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.880 they became famous, the Google Dolls, which is a garage 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.040 band from Buffalo, New York. Man. So when I used 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.360 to skateboard, I listened to you know, Google Dolls as 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:34.680 a kid growing up, and I have older early albums. Jed, uh, 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.120 all go different in different albums. Hold on, hold on 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.520 to wake up, will you? Well? This is there now. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.080 This is when they became like glamor man, what are 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.960 you talking about? This is the Google Dolls. Yeah, this 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:49.960 when they became famous. Right before that, they had other 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.880 music and that it was great. No again, this is 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.600 all off their commercial stuff. No, no, no, what do 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:01.040 you mean. That's exactly it. This is the number one hit, yes, correct, 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.040 And this is what made them famous. But there were 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:06.560 other albums before that, like supported where they were Were 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.240 you one of those skater kids? I was calling them 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:13.400 sellouts when these songs. Absolutely. So one day he was 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.520 coming up to the radio station. I wanted to meet him. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:18.200 I wanted to get an autograph, you know. So look, 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.440 I can't even hear his voice, so you know what 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:25.360 I say, that's older by the good this one I saw, 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.960 stop all of it right here. If I had a 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.160 sound effect board. I'd give you a record, scratch and 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.520 stop it in meetia. What wrong? This was another? This 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:38.599 was a smash stop. Oh my god. This song was 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.320 number one for five yes, right, but there are other 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.800 stuff is much better, old old arts. Stop. Okay, let 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.520 me see if I can dig deep into their their catalog. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.880 But it's the only thing that comes up when I 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:55.200 type Google's unfortunate. So what happened? So I'm there and 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.279 I'm waiting to meet him. I can't believe he's actually 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.359 coming up to the radio station, you know. So all 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.920 of a sudden, I meet him an elevator and I 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.400 pulled up this Not no again, this is a commercial. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:10.240 It's just commercials now. They had albums like hold Me Up, Jed, 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:18.200 like these are the Fly from Buffalo, Like there's other stuff. No, dude, 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:20.599 I cannot even listen to this alright. So okay, he 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.840 comes up to the studio, right, so I show him 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.080 this album, right, Jed. I'm gonna try to pull up 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.400 a song right now? What is Jed? Alright? So Jed 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.039 was one. It was legitimately one of the Google Dolls. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.240 Very first albums that they ever had were their hit 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.360 single Up Yours not Black Balloon. No, please, let me 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:36.719 give you a little bit of up yours. Hold on, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.400 get this up please. So this wasn't from the old 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.640 school days. This is what made them millions of dollars, 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.919 but this is not what gave them, like their launch, 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.800 it was it was here stop? Please was that bag? 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.799 This was the Google Dolls I grew up listening to. Okay, 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.640 I'm gonna play it right now for you, right here, 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.320 because you don't have it in the system. There's no 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.960 way you have in this system. Oh my god. Commercial 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.240 So so okay, So, so what you're trying to say 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:03.200 is here. Listen, here it is. They had years and years. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.040 This is the Google Dolls. That's not the Google Dolls. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:18.839 Wait listen, yeah, yeah, there is up Yours. I could 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.920 see exactly why they went nowhere. So he's angry, right, 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.560 So there there they were. They were so angry back 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.160 in the day. So you're trying to say that that 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.160 music was better than the five songs I just played you, Well, no, no, no, 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.839 I'm not saying that. I'm trying to finish my story. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.000 I get that the Google Dolls made a lot of 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.000 money and they became very famous, and they got their 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.599 act all polished. But this is what I used to 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.760 listen to when I was a skateboarder punk when I 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:45.360 hearrings and my hair was dyed and everything. Right, that's 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:50.760 when the Google dolls skod right now, skaterboard that's great. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.720 So the bottom life. I wait in the elevator to 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.359 meet Johnny Resnick, and I showed him that album. And 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.560 do you know he wouldn't even sign it. He would 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.880 not autograph that album him because it was ship. Well 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.200 I get that, but that's what made him here he is, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.960 That's what it said. So here's a kid like me. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.240 And I'm sitting there going, I can't wait to meet you. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.400 And I go here and he goes, oh man, he goes, 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.760 I didn't even know that album still existing, And I go, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.280 I know, I I bought it a couple of years ago. Man, 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:20.160 when you were just Google dolls from Buffalo, not like 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:24.680 Mr Millionaire. You know. Okay, I'm trying, so I can't 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:32.200 listen to the new stuff, right man, But okay, that's right. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.600 So okay, so you pretty much all your dreams were shattered. 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.880 That's right. You thought that Johnny Resnick you had painted 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.120 him up and painted him out to be this great guy. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.160 He you looked up to him. He has a icon 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.480 in your eyes, right, despite the fact that he was 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.720 making ship music like you just played off your fright. Okay, 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.920 so you really loved you loved him, and then then 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.440 you finally met him and then you're like, Wow, this 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.840 guy's a real dick, right, I was so disappointed. Why 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.400 do you think he didn't sign your copy of jet It? 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.280 Like all of sudden it went to his head that 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.400 he was like this, like Mr Famous now that he 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:05.880 trying to forget about his past. I do think so. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.400 I think he really tried to forget. That sounded like 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.520 that I would too. But listen, they had all they 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:16.880 always there's another one. Just lets listen this. That's what 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:26.200 they used to sound like. Yeah, this is awful, this 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.960 is terrible. You call this some music, Well, listen, when 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.000 you're a skater punk like me, that's what music was. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.640 So the Google Dolls then that was that was from 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.080 Hold Me Up, their album which I still have until today. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.080 And those albums was what the Google Dolls really were. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.319 And then they became famous, and that's what happened. And 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.840 now you now every time you hear Johnny Resnick's voice 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.200 you want to puke because because I know who he 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.720 used to be and that he forgot about his humble 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.720 by the time you had now by the way, by 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.160 the time you had met him, it was nine. That 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.440 was so many people can relate though, because there's got 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.120 to be so many different celebs that you bumped into 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.959 that you couldn't wait to say hello do and they 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:06.400 really came off like a complete douchebag. And I think 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.040 you know what we should We should ask our all 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.560 fair heads to drop us an email or tweet us. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.120 Let us know who you bumped into that you could 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.240 not wait to meet and they really came off like 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.800 such a scumbag or bag? What can we call what 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.600 do you want to call this segment? Don't be a douchebag? Do? Yeah? Yeah, 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:28.480 you know it? Hashtag douchebag? Do you wh Is that 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.400 good enough for you? If I had a sound effect, 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.200 there you go, keep that there, I would I would 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:38.839 be playing that. Where's Jeff. Let's get Jeff. Let's get 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.960 the Jeff, say Jeff, douchebag, Jeff the engineer? Was that 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:43.840 not quick enough for you? Can we get Jeff the engineer? 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.600 That was quick on the draw, like a harsh named McGraw. Listen, 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:51.000 I want to hear all about your experience in Nashville, Tennessee. Brot, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:10:02.000 I think I like that, don't screen be Why did 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:09.640 you sign Greg's copy of JED? Now you talking? That's 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.920 what I'm looking for. Okay, See, I'm giving you what 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:16.000 you want. I'm I like, like Sam the Butcher bringing 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:20.760 Alice to me. I love that. I love that. This 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.680 is pretty trippy. So Johnny Renick was back to you. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.480 But hold on a second, though, Yes, you know you're 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.680 just glossing over this um. You were a skater kid 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.599 who did not appreciate his his four reay into mainstream. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.040 If I may get into Johnny's head for a second, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.680 and I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to pretend 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.720 like I was there at the time that he refused 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.760 to sign your copy of his old CD. But I'm 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.920 guessing that he said he pretty much is like, listen, 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:54.320 I've moved on. Now I'm a commercial success. Johnny Resnick, 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.200 who was the dude who's the dirty guy who didn't 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.199 take a shower, But again, I was in his band. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.520 Who was in his band? The guitar guy, what he 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.880 looked like he looked like he was filthy. Oh my god, 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.080 I forgot all their names whatever. The main guy that 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:09.200 was there with him, and he played plays barefoot. No, no, 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.000 he doesn't wear any shoes. Yeah, that guy is filthy. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.840 He looked like pigpen on stage right. But the point 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.080 the point is, um, when you got this guy who's 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.200 already gone and done other things, you know, because he 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.000 had he had progressed by the time you met him. Yes, 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.280 I could see why he kind of poo pooed you 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.200 a little bit because he probably thought you were one 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:33.280 of those skater punks that he had been given flak 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.920 for selling out. Keeps fine, there was because once you 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:41.000 hit commercial success, after after being everyone's best kept secret 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.920 for like ten years, I know where you're going with 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.439 this guy ahead, then all of a sudden, you're opposer. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.680 When you're sold, you've sold out. So he must have 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:52.319 gotten so much feedback and pushed back at that point 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:59.800 of his career from people like you. He probably was like, 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.800 I'm not signing this freaking thing. I'm so much more 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.319 than this. By the way, I gotta be honest as 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:07.800 somebody who has no skin in the game, and I 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.719 was not a fan I'm just being neutral. What you 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:14.719 played me on your phone was sounded awful. Hey, look 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.360 at that. There's Jeff. He's getting ready to come in here. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.680 I can't wait. Listen, I get what you're saying, scare 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.360 and and I know how you're trying to you. I'm 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.200 just trying to say that I get it. He forgot Listen. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:27.520 The guitarist name is Robbie. Robbie Robbie and Johnny Mike, 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:31.319 Johnny Resnick, Robbie and Mike. Mike's the drummer. So the point, 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:36.200 my point, my point is Johnny Resnick probably hated the 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.760 fact that you wanted to copy of that CD signed 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.320 because that was represented the old Google Dolls, which, by 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.120 the way, it sounded like freaking trash. I will give 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:47.600 you that, because there was no way they were going 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.520 anywhere commercially and two year old punk that's what he 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.040 listened to. Man. Let me look if they sell the 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:56.920 thousand copies of that crappy so they trying to sound 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.440 like tish, they sound no, they sounded like it, and 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.720 they sound like before they became before they became famous. Right, Well, listen, 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.160 we play some Do we have any music for an 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.880 engineer engineer Jeff is just walking into the studio. I 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:12.040 don't have Engineer, what would you play? Some kind of electronics, 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.960 some kind of music, Like what kind of an intro 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.760 would you play for engineer Jeff, Jeff, if you could 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.000 have your own introduction? Yeah, what would it be? What 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:23.600 American idiot? Because that's what I work with. You're talking 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.600 about the people back in your shop or the people 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.240 that you're standing in front of you have them something 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.400 I would say, the people that go away for a 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.280 week and forget how to do radio? Are you talking 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:39.480 about us? That's terrible, It's fine, these things I love. Yeah, 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.040 he's the best part of what's going on right now. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:47.520 Jeff is an engineer and figure headphones headphones there. Yeah, 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.520 so you could start by fixing that. Yeah, that's a 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:53.760 Nates fault. Seriously, Jeff, as you struggled over there for 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.960 a second job. Anyway, Jeff, welcome to the Off Air show. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.880 I'm this is this your first I think this is 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.760 my first appearance on the other Engineer Furious George on 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.079 the show. Well listen, so, Jeff, here's the problem that 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.440 we're having. We're now at episode one thirty four, and 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.199 I know that I've been with you and talk to 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:16.800 you about this. I need a sound effect board. No, please, 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.960 I need this. It's got to happen. Thinks that I'm 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.640 not He thinks that I'm not good enough, that's not 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.360 quick enough. I'm the keys, but what I think is scary. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.800 Is very talented, but he hears things differently. I'm more 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.360 like a color guy. He's more like a straight ahead 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:34.840 like he can intro and and get out of our bits. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.560 But like the sound effects I need to hit as 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.480 we're talking, wants to be, you know, wants how annoying 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.280 he is right now without a sound effects box, he 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.280 wants to be ten times more than That's why they 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.480 don't give the color guys in sports control of that stuff, 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.360 and it remains in the truck. Like right now, I 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.520 would play sound off and he says, I'm annoying. I'm annoying. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.000 I'm annoying. I'm annoying. Imagine imagine like just just playing drop. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:57.840 We call that a drop from the business. That's an 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.200 audio drops called the drop. So imagine where the little 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.320 conversation and Greg t is just pressing the button. I'm annoying. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.800 I'm exactly, I'm annoying. That's what he wants control of. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:11.400 That's why we're not giving him one. Jeff, you know 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.200 for real, we we asked for this like an episode two. No, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.360 correct this, We did not ask for anything. We would 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:20.160 imply you and Scary as for Scary said no that. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.520 Scary said go handle it with Jeff and get us 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.640 a sound effect because Scary knew what the answer was 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.360 gonna be. Jeff, I need one. I have to have it. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.560 You can't need the podcast. We have the problem with 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:35.760 the off air show is it has no budget. We 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:40.120 know that. By the ways listening, this is fair. This 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.120 is Jeff is speaking the truth because as you know 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.400 we've been this is a common theme on every episode. 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.200 We have no budget. So Jeff knows that. And right 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.480 now I like to be playing like the main the 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.360 main show, the Storan in the morning show. Yeah you 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.360 need it, big budget, be playing a sound right now, 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.560 like like like sounded like coins to change ching but 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.640 it but money. You'll be taking your eye off the ball. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.040 Then see if we give you if you're gonna be 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.520 like a little kid playing a xylophone or playing he's 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.120 banging on like drugs, like didn't you learn coming up 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.000 in radio and broadcast theater of the mind. You don't 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.600 want to spoon feed all the sound effects to your listeners. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.840 Let him imagine what could be going on. You're right, 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.040 but in radio nowadays, what's happening is that is that 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.840 it's it's coming back. What's old is new again? And 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.800 where the sound the whole fully stage for you? Where 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.400 do you know what a fully stage is? To tell 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:33.440 him who folly was? Well the back and you want 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.720 to go old school like nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties when 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.960 they used to do hold on cereals and soaps and all. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.760 By the point he would be playing nineteen twenties music 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:48.480 and okay, so I just call say scary, give me 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.200 some of those. I'll look at google it. Where you 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.560 would hear people tap dance, you would hear a baseball 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.200 being hit. You would hear that save it, save it, 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:02.200 save it ready and okay and there you go. Okay, 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:04.120 so let's take us back to nine twenties when that's 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:08.840 what I need. When when you need paper rustling, yes, 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.159 do that. It wasn't out of the computer. It was 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:15.520 somebody ruffling paper. Stage was it was a group of 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.359 people who were hired. We could be walking down the 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:23.480 hall exactly you go. Fully Foley was a guy who 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:27.520 made live sound effects without a box, without a machine, 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.440 without a thing that goes. I'm annoying, I'm annointing. I'm annoying. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.000 That's fine, and I understand that. But then I would 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.040 have to already know what we're talking about in order 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:39.399 to create that theater of the folly stage. Did you 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:40.840 come into that? You come into the show with no 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.719 plan as so, so Jeff coming up on a planet. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:46.320 Jeff is suggesting maybe you hire a bunch of people 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:50.160 with sound effects ready to go, and the folly stage 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:54.520 would be in effect. Any time you mentioned something of reference, 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:57.320 Jeff just said, we have no budget. Maybecause I didn't 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.399 hire anything. Crackling, Okay, dicks in turns to sit at 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:02.280 the other six mikes to make the sounds you want 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.560 to know, So the fully stage sound effect. No no, 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:07.520 no no no no no no no no no no. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:10.080 Like let's say we were sitting by a fireplace. Yes, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:14.000 fully fully stage person would say, ah, we can take 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.320 the sound of page. We can take paper and we 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.720 could rustle it slowly like this, right, it sounds like 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:24.760 a fire m I like that there's creativity. Okay, I 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.480 need it. That's a fully stage, see where they actually 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:29.440 do it live. So so, Jeff, can we get a 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.879 fully stage? Can I have the two seventeen version of 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.040 a fully stage? Yeah? You could sit there with paper. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.040 What you're like? Mcgivers? He like you're a mcgueiver. You 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:40.520 got a guy for music? Scary? I don't know if 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:42.359 we have a mcguiver the type of M guy receive 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:45.960 we got mcgei for music, the mcgeiver, I don't think 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:48.560 so mcgever. I gotta look it up. How do you 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:53.240 spell mcguiver that's M. I don't think so. No, I 0:18:53.320 --> 0:19:02.119 haven't m A mcgeiver, M A s matter. Well, how 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:04.919 would you look it up in your sound effects spelling? 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:07.399 I would already have the mcgivers sound effect already to go. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.439 I type an mcg and a thousand Tim McGraw cutts, 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.879 come up, M A C g V G y v 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:20.080 E M m A C mcgever mcguy g mcgever theme mcgever. 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.760 I don't think it's in here. There's got we got 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:35.400 the SNL parody mcgruber. Here's the theme song right here, 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:41.800 This is right here, Hold on, mcgeiver, this is this 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:46.320 is mcgiver. Look, you got a sound effects box. SA 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:49.320 problem solved, it's in your phone. This is not I 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:54.119 need a real one. Okay, what are the okay, Jeff mcgeiver, 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.240 Jeff helps us out here. What if let's say he 0:19:57.280 --> 0:19:59.840 did have a sound effects box? Okay, just just actually, 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:05.040 what are the odds? What are the odds that if 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:08.000 we get into a conversation then need the theme, that 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:12.320 you would actually have the mcgeiras theme in the system 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:15.080 already ready to go. Well, one of the odds you 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:17.359 would have had it in the sound effects box slim 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:20.720 to none and you're worrying about scary You know who 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:24.119 would have ultimate control over your sound effects box getting 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:29.320 on the show? Why? Because yes, I get that, But 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:31.679 but he has to open to me, has to have 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.360 an open mind and leave it open and trust me 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:37.280 that I'm gonna play the effects where they are needing. 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:39.159 Is this why you guys sit at opposite ends of 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:43.800 the room here each other rights farapsy right there, ding 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:50.240 ding ding corner. You think we don't get anything accomplished? Now, 0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:53.080 we would never get any We would go nowhere, we 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.720 would be running in quickstand for fifty minutes on a 0:20:55.760 --> 0:21:02.240 podcast because you're annoying. I'm annoying that constantly be putting 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:05.240 sound effection. We would go nowhere. Maybe at least the 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.600 fact that we don't have a sound effects box is 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:09.520 a good thing because we get to move a little 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:11.159 bit far. But have you ever heard that An example, 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:12.680 when a little kid gets a new toy, he wants 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:13.680 to play with it all the time, and then he 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:15.639 finally gets old, and then he plays with when he 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:18.679 sees fit. So maybe in the beginning most of the 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:20.480