Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show Scary Jones and Greg T.
Speaker 1: What number is this? It's been so long since we
Speaker 1: had a podcast. You know what, that is a great question.
Speaker 1: But that is your one job. That is the only
Speaker 1: job that you have. Is this a hashtag? You had
Speaker 1: one job? Well, no one, honesty, Scary, you have one
Speaker 1: job to do. So while I try to figure out
Speaker 1: what episode it is, why don't you tell everybody how
Speaker 1: they can reach us in all that crap? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all that crap, all that junk, junk like junk, like
Speaker 1: the junk that you got in your pants. Yeah, junk.
Speaker 1: You could get in touch with us on Twitter and
Speaker 1: on Instagram at the off Air Show and uh email
Speaker 1: us the Affair Show at gmail dot com. I'm Scary,
Speaker 1: This is Greg T. I'm over here. Now. You tell
Speaker 1: them our brains is still on vacation. It really, it
Speaker 1: really is episode thirty four. Mind you are you sure
Speaker 1: it's not one thirty five? No, one thirty four is
Speaker 1: what I're at and I got it right here? Is it?
Speaker 1: What was one three? One thirty three? Says church Chat,
Speaker 1: cheating and wedding blah blah blah blah, Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: it says. And what was wedding? What was greg ts
Speaker 1: dirty bucket list items? So that was one too? Are
Speaker 1: you sure number were number one thirty four? But it says, man,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it right here at iHeart, and I
Speaker 1: went right to it. Oh go on iTunes, you know,
Speaker 1: I pulled up the I pulled up the I Heart
Speaker 1: very quickly because I'm just so used to doing that.
Speaker 1: I forgot the on iTunes. Yeah, don't forget. And we're
Speaker 1: on Google Play. I'm telling you this is a great place.
Speaker 1: Who goes to Google Play? People with androids? Come on?
Speaker 1: What I do with that? Half the world has androids?
Speaker 1: Google Play, They're on Google They get us on Google Play.
Speaker 1: You know maybe the can you take a screenshot and
Speaker 1: send us and send us a picture? I want to
Speaker 1: see somebody on a Google Play if you if you
Speaker 1: experience our show on Google Play, can you tweet us
Speaker 1: at the affair show? I'm like, Google, Google Play, Google Play,
Speaker 1: Google google Play. But I'll tell you, um, Greg t.
Speaker 1: I I was thinking about you all vacation. You know
Speaker 1: what I think about right now? I want to get
Speaker 1: into it, but you know, it just hit me again,
Speaker 1: like I feel like we're back to where it started again. Dude,
Speaker 1: I I wanted right there when we just did that
Speaker 1: stupid thing about Google Play with Google Play, I would
Speaker 1: love to have like a sound effect freaking board. I
Speaker 1: impress it like some baby's baby Google Google. They had that.
Speaker 1: How would you have known to have had a Google
Speaker 1: sound like I would have had a sound effect with
Speaker 1: like a baby saying goo goo goo goo and something
Speaker 1: like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna Google Google. I'm just
Speaker 1: so done, man, I really am so like I had it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Google, we have no where's the boys are
Speaker 1: back in town? Hold? I got nothing when I type
Speaker 1: in Google in our system. We haven't done a podcasting
Speaker 1: over a week. You've got nothing. No boys are back
Speaker 1: in town? No nothing. You don't even know what episode
Speaker 1: it is. No sound effect board. The only thing that
Speaker 1: comes up, The only thing that comes up. We call
Speaker 1: the engineer. What we can if you want, but I
Speaker 1: want to call Jeff. Okay, hold on a second. The
Speaker 1: only thing that comes up when I type in Google
Speaker 1: is Google Dolls. Why did you faced right there? Well?
Speaker 1: I have my issues with Johnny Resnick from the Google Dolls.
Speaker 1: That's why. Why what happened to you. Well, because before
Speaker 1: they became famous, the Google Dolls, which is a garage
Speaker 1: band from Buffalo, New York. Man. So when I used
Speaker 1: to skateboard, I listened to you know, Google Dolls as
Speaker 1: a kid growing up, and I have older early albums. Jed, uh,
Speaker 1: all go different in different albums. Hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: to wake up, will you? Well? This is there now.
Speaker 1: This is when they became like glamor man, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? This is the Google Dolls. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: when they became famous. Right before that, they had other
Speaker 1: music and that it was great. No again, this is
Speaker 1: all off their commercial stuff. No, no, no, what do
Speaker 1: you mean. That's exactly it. This is the number one hit, yes, correct,
Speaker 1: And this is what made them famous. But there were
Speaker 1: other albums before that, like supported where they were Were
Speaker 1: you one of those skater kids? I was calling them
Speaker 1: sellouts when these songs. Absolutely. So one day he was
Speaker 1: coming up to the radio station. I wanted to meet him.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get an autograph, you know. So look,
Speaker 1: I can't even hear his voice, so you know what
Speaker 1: I say, that's older by the good this one I saw,
Speaker 1: stop all of it right here. If I had a
Speaker 1: sound effect board. I'd give you a record, scratch and
Speaker 1: stop it in meetia. What wrong? This was another? This
Speaker 1: was a smash stop. Oh my god. This song was
Speaker 1: number one for five yes, right, but there are other
Speaker 1: stuff is much better, old old arts. Stop. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me see if I can dig deep into their their catalog.
Speaker 1: But it's the only thing that comes up when I
Speaker 1: type Google's unfortunate. So what happened? So I'm there and
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to meet him. I can't believe he's actually
Speaker 1: coming up to the radio station, you know. So all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I meet him an elevator and I
Speaker 1: pulled up this Not no again, this is a commercial.
Speaker 1: It's just commercials now. They had albums like hold Me Up, Jed,
Speaker 1: like these are the Fly from Buffalo, Like there's other stuff. No, dude,
Speaker 1: I cannot even listen to this alright. So okay, he
Speaker 1: comes up to the studio, right, so I show him
Speaker 1: this album, right, Jed. I'm gonna try to pull up
Speaker 1: a song right now? What is Jed? Alright? So Jed
Speaker 1: was one. It was legitimately one of the Google Dolls.
Speaker 1: Very first albums that they ever had were their hit
Speaker 1: single Up Yours not Black Balloon. No, please, let me
Speaker 1: give you a little bit of up yours. Hold on,
Speaker 1: get this up please. So this wasn't from the old
Speaker 1: school days. This is what made them millions of dollars,
Speaker 1: but this is not what gave them, like their launch,
Speaker 1: it was it was here stop? Please was that bag?
Speaker 1: This was the Google Dolls I grew up listening to. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it right now for you, right here,
Speaker 1: because you don't have it in the system. There's no
Speaker 1: way you have in this system. Oh my god. Commercial
Speaker 1: So so okay, So, so what you're trying to say
Speaker 1: is here. Listen, here it is. They had years and years.
Speaker 1: This is the Google Dolls. That's not the Google Dolls.
Speaker 1: Wait listen, yeah, yeah, there is up Yours. I could
Speaker 1: see exactly why they went nowhere. So he's angry, right,
Speaker 1: So there there they were. They were so angry back
Speaker 1: in the day. So you're trying to say that that
Speaker 1: music was better than the five songs I just played you, Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm trying to finish my story.
Speaker 1: I get that the Google Dolls made a lot of
Speaker 1: money and they became very famous, and they got their
Speaker 1: act all polished. But this is what I used to
Speaker 1: listen to when I was a skateboarder punk when I
Speaker 1: hearrings and my hair was dyed and everything. Right, that's
Speaker 1: when the Google dolls skod right now, skaterboard that's great.
Speaker 1: So the bottom life. I wait in the elevator to
Speaker 1: meet Johnny Resnick, and I showed him that album. And
Speaker 1: do you know he wouldn't even sign it. He would
Speaker 1: not autograph that album him because it was ship. Well
Speaker 1: I get that, but that's what made him here he is,
Speaker 1: That's what it said. So here's a kid like me.
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there going, I can't wait to meet you.
Speaker 1: And I go here and he goes, oh man, he goes,
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that album still existing, And I go,
Speaker 1: I know, I I bought it a couple of years ago. Man,
Speaker 1: when you were just Google dolls from Buffalo, not like
Speaker 1: Mr Millionaire. You know. Okay, I'm trying, so I can't
Speaker 1: listen to the new stuff, right man, But okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: So okay, so you pretty much all your dreams were shattered.
Speaker 1: That's right. You thought that Johnny Resnick you had painted
Speaker 1: him up and painted him out to be this great guy.
Speaker 1: He you looked up to him. He has a icon
Speaker 1: in your eyes, right, despite the fact that he was
Speaker 1: making ship music like you just played off your fright. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you really loved you loved him, and then then
Speaker 1: you finally met him and then you're like, Wow, this
Speaker 1: guy's a real dick, right, I was so disappointed. Why
Speaker 1: do you think he didn't sign your copy of jet It?
Speaker 1: Like all of sudden it went to his head that
Speaker 1: he was like this, like Mr Famous now that he
Speaker 1: trying to forget about his past. I do think so.
Speaker 1: I think he really tried to forget. That sounded like
Speaker 1: that I would too. But listen, they had all they
Speaker 1: always there's another one. Just lets listen this. That's what
Speaker 1: they used to sound like. Yeah, this is awful, this
Speaker 1: is terrible. You call this some music, Well, listen, when
Speaker 1: you're a skater punk like me, that's what music was.
Speaker 1: So the Google Dolls then that was that was from
Speaker 1: Hold Me Up, their album which I still have until today.
Speaker 1: And those albums was what the Google Dolls really were.
Speaker 1: And then they became famous, and that's what happened. And
Speaker 1: now you now every time you hear Johnny Resnick's voice
Speaker 1: you want to puke because because I know who he
Speaker 1: used to be and that he forgot about his humble
Speaker 1: by the time you had now by the way, by
Speaker 1: the time you had met him, it was nine. That
Speaker 1: was so many people can relate though, because there's got
Speaker 1: to be so many different celebs that you bumped into
Speaker 1: that you couldn't wait to say hello do and they
Speaker 1: really came off like a complete douchebag. And I think
Speaker 1: you know what we should We should ask our all
Speaker 1: fair heads to drop us an email or tweet us.
Speaker 1: Let us know who you bumped into that you could
Speaker 1: not wait to meet and they really came off like
Speaker 1: such a scumbag or bag? What can we call what
Speaker 1: do you want to call this segment? Don't be a douchebag? Do? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it? Hashtag douchebag? Do you wh Is that
Speaker 1: good enough for you? If I had a sound effect,
Speaker 1: there you go, keep that there, I would I would
Speaker 1: be playing that. Where's Jeff. Let's get Jeff. Let's get
Speaker 1: the Jeff, say Jeff, douchebag, Jeff the engineer? Was that
Speaker 1: not quick enough for you? Can we get Jeff the engineer?
Speaker 1: That was quick on the draw, like a harsh named McGraw. Listen,
Speaker 1: I want to hear all about your experience in Nashville, Tennessee. Brot,
Speaker 1: I think I like that, don't screen be Why did
Speaker 1: you sign Greg's copy of JED? Now you talking? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm looking for. Okay, See, I'm giving you what
Speaker 1: you want. I'm I like, like Sam the Butcher bringing
Speaker 1: Alice to me. I love that. I love that. This
Speaker 1: is pretty trippy. So Johnny Renick was back to you.
Speaker 1: But hold on a second, though, Yes, you know you're
Speaker 1: just glossing over this um. You were a skater kid
Speaker 1: who did not appreciate his his four reay into mainstream.
Speaker 1: If I may get into Johnny's head for a second,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to pretend
Speaker 1: like I was there at the time that he refused
Speaker 1: to sign your copy of his old CD. But I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that he said he pretty much is like, listen,
Speaker 1: I've moved on. Now I'm a commercial success. Johnny Resnick,
Speaker 1: who was the dude who's the dirty guy who didn't
Speaker 1: take a shower, But again, I was in his band.
Speaker 1: Who was in his band? The guitar guy, what he
Speaker 1: looked like he looked like he was filthy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I forgot all their names whatever. The main guy that
Speaker 1: was there with him, and he played plays barefoot. No, no,
Speaker 1: he doesn't wear any shoes. Yeah, that guy is filthy.
Speaker 1: He looked like pigpen on stage right. But the point
Speaker 1: the point is, um, when you got this guy who's
Speaker 1: already gone and done other things, you know, because he
Speaker 1: had he had progressed by the time you met him. Yes,
Speaker 1: I could see why he kind of poo pooed you
Speaker 1: a little bit because he probably thought you were one
Speaker 1: of those skater punks that he had been given flak
Speaker 1: for selling out. Keeps fine, there was because once you
Speaker 1: hit commercial success, after after being everyone's best kept secret
Speaker 1: for like ten years, I know where you're going with
Speaker 1: this guy ahead, then all of a sudden, you're opposer.
Speaker 1: When you're sold, you've sold out. So he must have
Speaker 1: gotten so much feedback and pushed back at that point
Speaker 1: of his career from people like you. He probably was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not signing this freaking thing. I'm so much more
Speaker 1: than this. By the way, I gotta be honest as
Speaker 1: somebody who has no skin in the game, and I
Speaker 1: was not a fan I'm just being neutral. What you
Speaker 1: played me on your phone was sounded awful. Hey, look
Speaker 1: at that. There's Jeff. He's getting ready to come in here.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Listen, I get what you're saying, scare
Speaker 1: and and I know how you're trying to you. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to say that I get it. He forgot Listen.
Speaker 1: The guitarist name is Robbie. Robbie Robbie and Johnny Mike,
Speaker 1: Johnny Resnick, Robbie and Mike. Mike's the drummer. So the point,
Speaker 1: my point, my point is Johnny Resnick probably hated the
Speaker 1: fact that you wanted to copy of that CD signed
Speaker 1: because that was represented the old Google Dolls, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, it sounded like freaking trash. I will give
Speaker 1: you that, because there was no way they were going
Speaker 1: anywhere commercially and two year old punk that's what he
Speaker 1: listened to. Man. Let me look if they sell the
Speaker 1: thousand copies of that crappy so they trying to sound
Speaker 1: like tish, they sound no, they sounded like it, and
Speaker 1: they sound like before they became before they became famous. Right, Well, listen,
Speaker 1: we play some Do we have any music for an
Speaker 1: engineer engineer Jeff is just walking into the studio. I
Speaker 1: don't have Engineer, what would you play? Some kind of electronics,
Speaker 1: some kind of music, Like what kind of an intro
Speaker 1: would you play for engineer Jeff, Jeff, if you could
Speaker 1: have your own introduction? Yeah, what would it be? What
Speaker 1: American idiot? Because that's what I work with. You're talking
Speaker 1: about the people back in your shop or the people
Speaker 1: that you're standing in front of you have them something
Speaker 1: I would say, the people that go away for a
Speaker 1: week and forget how to do radio? Are you talking
Speaker 1: about us? That's terrible, It's fine, these things I love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the best part of what's going on right now.
Speaker 1: Jeff is an engineer and figure headphones headphones there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you could start by fixing that. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: Nates fault. Seriously, Jeff, as you struggled over there for
Speaker 1: a second job. Anyway, Jeff, welcome to the Off Air show.
Speaker 1: I'm this is this your first I think this is
Speaker 1: my first appearance on the other Engineer Furious George on
Speaker 1: the show. Well listen, so, Jeff, here's the problem that
Speaker 1: we're having. We're now at episode one thirty four, and
Speaker 1: I know that I've been with you and talk to
Speaker 1: you about this. I need a sound effect board. No, please,
Speaker 1: I need this. It's got to happen. Thinks that I'm
Speaker 1: not He thinks that I'm not good enough, that's not
Speaker 1: quick enough. I'm the keys, but what I think is scary.
Speaker 1: Is very talented, but he hears things differently. I'm more
Speaker 1: like a color guy. He's more like a straight ahead
Speaker 1: like he can intro and and get out of our bits.
Speaker 1: But like the sound effects I need to hit as
Speaker 1: we're talking, wants to be, you know, wants how annoying
Speaker 1: he is right now without a sound effects box, he
Speaker 1: wants to be ten times more than That's why they
Speaker 1: don't give the color guys in sports control of that stuff,
Speaker 1: and it remains in the truck. Like right now, I
Speaker 1: would play sound off and he says, I'm annoying. I'm annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm annoying. I'm annoying. Imagine imagine like just just playing drop.
Speaker 1: We call that a drop from the business. That's an
Speaker 1: audio drops called the drop. So imagine where the little
Speaker 1: conversation and Greg t is just pressing the button. I'm annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm exactly, I'm annoying. That's what he wants control of.
Speaker 1: That's why we're not giving him one. Jeff, you know
Speaker 1: for real, we we asked for this like an episode two. No,
Speaker 1: correct this, We did not ask for anything. We would
Speaker 1: imply you and Scary as for Scary said no that.
Speaker 1: Scary said go handle it with Jeff and get us
Speaker 1: a sound effect because Scary knew what the answer was
Speaker 1: gonna be. Jeff, I need one. I have to have it.
Speaker 1: You can't need the podcast. We have the problem with
Speaker 1: the off air show is it has no budget. We
Speaker 1: know that. By the ways listening, this is fair. This
Speaker 1: is Jeff is speaking the truth because as you know
Speaker 1: we've been this is a common theme on every episode.
Speaker 1: We have no budget. So Jeff knows that. And right
Speaker 1: now I like to be playing like the main the
Speaker 1: main show, the Storan in the morning show. Yeah you
Speaker 1: need it, big budget, be playing a sound right now,
Speaker 1: like like like sounded like coins to change ching but
Speaker 1: it but money. You'll be taking your eye off the ball.
Speaker 1: Then see if we give you if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: like a little kid playing a xylophone or playing he's
Speaker 1: banging on like drugs, like didn't you learn coming up
Speaker 1: in radio and broadcast theater of the mind. You don't
Speaker 1: want to spoon feed all the sound effects to your listeners.
Speaker 1: Let him imagine what could be going on. You're right,
Speaker 1: but in radio nowadays, what's happening is that is that
Speaker 1: it's it's coming back. What's old is new again? And
Speaker 1: where the sound the whole fully stage for you? Where
Speaker 1: do you know what a fully stage is? To tell
Speaker 1: him who folly was? Well the back and you want
Speaker 1: to go old school like nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties when
Speaker 1: they used to do hold on cereals and soaps and all.
Speaker 1: By the point he would be playing nineteen twenties music
Speaker 1: and okay, so I just call say scary, give me
Speaker 1: some of those. I'll look at google it. Where you
Speaker 1: would hear people tap dance, you would hear a baseball
Speaker 1: being hit. You would hear that save it, save it,
Speaker 1: save it ready and okay and there you go. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's take us back to nine twenties when that's
Speaker 1: what I need. When when you need paper rustling, yes,
Speaker 1: do that. It wasn't out of the computer. It was
Speaker 1: somebody ruffling paper. Stage was it was a group of
Speaker 1: people who were hired. We could be walking down the
Speaker 1: hall exactly you go. Fully Foley was a guy who
Speaker 1: made live sound effects without a box, without a machine,
Speaker 1: without a thing that goes. I'm annoying, I'm annointing. I'm annoying.
Speaker 1: That's fine, and I understand that. But then I would
Speaker 1: have to already know what we're talking about in order
Speaker 1: to create that theater of the folly stage. Did you
Speaker 1: come into that? You come into the show with no
Speaker 1: plan as so, so Jeff coming up on a planet.
Speaker 1: Jeff is suggesting maybe you hire a bunch of people
Speaker 1: with sound effects ready to go, and the folly stage
Speaker 1: would be in effect. Any time you mentioned something of reference,
Speaker 1: Jeff just said, we have no budget. Maybecause I didn't
Speaker 1: hire anything. Crackling, Okay, dicks in turns to sit at
Speaker 1: the other six mikes to make the sounds you want
Speaker 1: to know, So the fully stage sound effect. No no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: Like let's say we were sitting by a fireplace. Yes,
Speaker 1: fully fully stage person would say, ah, we can take
Speaker 1: the sound of page. We can take paper and we
Speaker 1: could rustle it slowly like this, right, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a fire m I like that there's creativity. Okay, I
Speaker 1: need it. That's a fully stage, see where they actually
Speaker 1: do it live. So so, Jeff, can we get a
Speaker 1: fully stage? Can I have the two seventeen version of
Speaker 1: a fully stage? Yeah? You could sit there with paper.
Speaker 1: What you're like? Mcgivers? He like you're a mcgueiver. You
Speaker 1: got a guy for music? Scary? I don't know if
Speaker 1: we have a mcguiver the type of M guy receive
Speaker 1: we got mcgei for music, the mcgeiver, I don't think
Speaker 1: so mcgever. I gotta look it up. How do you
Speaker 1: spell mcguiver that's M. I don't think so. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't m A mcgeiver, M A s matter. Well, how
Speaker 1: would you look it up in your sound effects spelling?
Speaker 1: I would already have the mcgivers sound effect already to go.
Speaker 1: I type an mcg and a thousand Tim McGraw cutts,
Speaker 1: come up, M A C g V G y v
Speaker 1: E M m A C mcgever mcguy g mcgever theme mcgever.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's in here. There's got we got
Speaker 1: the SNL parody mcgruber. Here's the theme song right here,
Speaker 1: This is right here, Hold on, mcgeiver, this is this
Speaker 1: is mcgiver. Look, you got a sound effects box. SA
Speaker 1: problem solved, it's in your phone. This is not I
Speaker 1: need a real one. Okay, what are the okay, Jeff mcgeiver,
Speaker 1: Jeff helps us out here. What if let's say he
Speaker 1: did have a sound effects box? Okay, just just actually,
Speaker 1: what are the odds? What are the odds that if
Speaker 1: we get into a conversation then need the theme, that
Speaker 1: you would actually have the mcgeiras theme in the system
Speaker 1: already ready to go. Well, one of the odds you
Speaker 1: would have had it in the sound effects box slim
Speaker 1: to none and you're worrying about scary You know who
Speaker 1: would have ultimate control over your sound effects box getting
Speaker 1: on the show? Why? Because yes, I get that, But
Speaker 1: but he has to open to me, has to have
Speaker 1: an open mind and leave it open and trust me
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna play the effects where they are needing.
Speaker 1: Is this why you guys sit at opposite ends of
Speaker 1: the room here each other rights farapsy right there, ding
Speaker 1: ding ding corner. You think we don't get anything accomplished? Now,
Speaker 1: we would never get any We would go nowhere, we
Speaker 1: would be running in quickstand for fifty minutes on a
Speaker 1: podcast because you're annoying. I'm annoying that constantly be putting
Speaker 1: sound effection. We would go nowhere. Maybe at least the
Speaker 1: fact that we don't have a sound effects box is
Speaker 1: a good thing because we get to move a little
Speaker 1: bit far. But have you ever heard that An example,
Speaker 1: when a little kid gets a new toy, he wants
Speaker 1: to play with it all the time, and then he
Speaker 1: finally gets old, and then he plays with when he
Speaker 1: sees fit. So maybe in the beginning most of the
Speaker 1: time they play with it for about fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: then it goes in the middle of the room downstairs
Speaker 1: to say, we would be wasting money. So no, but
Speaker 1: in the beginning, in the beginning, we might use it
Speaker 1: effect and then it would just come into play where
Speaker 1: you needed it. It would just be there, like right now,
Speaker 1: I would say, from now on, I need to have
Speaker 1: a guiver loaded up in there, just just to have
Speaker 1: you need to get But then what happens is you
Speaker 1: get such a glut of sound that you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to find anything. No, my brain is not. My
Speaker 1: brain works differently. You know, you worked on me before.
Speaker 1: I can find anything in a in a formatted system. Okay,
Speaker 1: I would get that. I would do it like I
Speaker 1: would say that you would not have them right there,
Speaker 1: rain Man. I'd be like, yeah, I went. You would
Speaker 1: have to have had that clip saying Okay, the audience
Speaker 1: that has to understand something. You don't just call up
Speaker 1: sounds and they just appear the soundbox that Greg speaks stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, you have to load it in real time.
Speaker 1: You have to go find it on the internet and
Speaker 1: load it into it and get a button on the
Speaker 1: sound effects box. Yeah, so you will have had to
Speaker 1: have known that you needed that. So where would that
Speaker 1: you you're telling me the Rainman sound that you just
Speaker 1: said would be in the box. It would not. You'd
Speaker 1: have to So what what you're dreaming of is a
Speaker 1: sound effects box that would could call up anything in
Speaker 1: life in three seconds and it would be ready to go.
Speaker 1: When the truth of the matter is and the reality
Speaker 1: situation is that about one percent of what you'll ever
Speaker 1: need will be ready in the box, because you'll spend
Speaker 1: the rest of the time thinking like, oh, I should
Speaker 1: have had that box to load it up with that
Speaker 1: sound good here now right now, I'll be playing this
Speaker 1: what is it Monday? I always wanted a car on Saturday.
Speaker 1: That's Raymond Raymond. Okay out, I'm an excellent driver. I'm
Speaker 1: a driver. Okay, great, what it's a Monday, I drive
Speaker 1: the car on Saturday. Okay, okay, stop saying copyright infringements.
Speaker 1: You gotta shut that off. It's more than fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: But but so so my question, okay, so great? What
Speaker 1: are the odds that would have been already existing in
Speaker 1: the sound of the correct but other drops I would
Speaker 1: already have the bottom line is this. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's breaking your Mira. You are mcgever. You gotta be
Speaker 1: able to give me a sound effect board so that
Speaker 1: I could do this even mcgever had a budget. We
Speaker 1: don't have a budget for it. Sorry, thank you. I
Speaker 1: like here, I interviewed. What should have you on? Just
Speaker 1: to play that song? Now? I don't want to be
Speaker 1: an American, don't want okay, anyway, I need an outlet.
Speaker 1: I need an outlet. Yeah, you want to stick your fingers?
Speaker 1: And where is bald freak? I need a keyboard? I
Speaker 1: mean not here, bald freak. The wheels are falling off
Speaker 1: the freaking car or not you in your head. The
Speaker 1: wheels are falling right there. Crash accent. Chances are that
Speaker 1: would not be loaded up already. You would have had
Speaker 1: to have taken time before the show and loaded that
Speaker 1: in a rocketship taken off. Can you drop it with that? Please?
Speaker 1: Can I read? Hey? Listen? I just want to read
Speaker 1: one email that I was really moved by right now?
Speaker 1: Email sound? Do you have any email sound effects? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do? How about it? Like? Do do do? Do? Do?
Speaker 1: You're reading an email? Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Speaker 1: doo doo doo. You are absolutely need out of your head.
Speaker 1: It helps ladies and gentlemen. Greg T maybe if you
Speaker 1: want to vote if up the dosede on his medication.
Speaker 1: Drop us an email, Drop us an email at the
Speaker 1: off Our Show at gmail dot com, or you can
Speaker 1: tweet us at the off Air Show on Twitter. Please
Speaker 1: please do that. There you go that like it's time. Welcome.
Speaker 1: You've got mail, all right? I just want to read one.
Speaker 1: Is this what you're looking for? You love this? This
Speaker 1: is a group called craft Work. Now you can lowers
Speaker 1: a little bit down. This is how you can go
Speaker 1: read it. I think this was a computer song. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's one email. So this goes out this
Speaker 1: has come to us from Nikolassaksa and by the way, Russian,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So let's Melashau where Alasha rush shot
Speaker 1: Lasha Lusha. Don't make fun of her. She's a listener.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, although she's not up to this episode
Speaker 1: yet because she's a little bit behind Donald, she'll be here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's going to hear you talking about stop it us.
Speaker 1: All right, So Nikolassa wrote, Hey, Greg t and scary
Speaker 1: What I am my fourteen year old son's personal uber driver.
Speaker 1: All right, I am in the car a minimum of
Speaker 1: three hours a day. Yeah. I originally downloaded the I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio app to hear the Elvis Durand show at work,
Speaker 1: which is cool. That's very big show, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Then I started listening to the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In January, we found out that my dad, Um, who
Speaker 1: I'm very close to. I hope that this is going
Speaker 1: down our bad road. Now, Scar, come on, give me
Speaker 1: some happy sty I know, but found out Okay, he's
Speaker 1: terminally ill. Okay, I gotta take the music off. This
Speaker 1: is this is seriously did you not know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna read? No? I knew. I knew, but I just
Speaker 1: you asked for that. It just got back. But now
Speaker 1: I go, I want to give this to you because
Speaker 1: this actually gives me motivation. Um So, anyway, she goes
Speaker 1: on right that that she's devastated and she's heartbroken by this,
Speaker 1: by this terminal illness. Normally, normally I love being in
Speaker 1: the car by myself, listening to music and being alone
Speaker 1: with my thoughts. But since my father's diagnosis, it's been
Speaker 1: very difficult to be alone. Um, I can no longer
Speaker 1: listen to music without crying. I needed more podcasts. I
Speaker 1: came across the off air show and I have to
Speaker 1: say I love it with three exclamation points. You guys
Speaker 1: have over a hundred shows that I need to catch
Speaker 1: up on. All right, your show makes me feel so good. Nice.
Speaker 1: It takes my mind off of real life. I don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about you playing sad songs to make
Speaker 1: me cry. Nice. Now, am I supposed to play there please?
Speaker 1: Head's to make me cree? No? No, I'm not playing
Speaker 1: that here, all right, I don't have to. I literally
Speaker 1: listened to your shows in the car all the time,
Speaker 1: back to back to back. I use it as background
Speaker 1: noise when I'm in the house to l O l
Speaker 1: so she also uses it. I guess to most people,
Speaker 1: we are just background noise. You got Leo Sayer? Okay,
Speaker 1: load up, Leo Sayer? What what Leo Sayer's song is
Speaker 1: possibly fitting at this point. You make me feel like dancing.
Speaker 1: She feels good, she loves this podcast. Okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: you that one. There you go. You guys really helped
Speaker 1: me get through my day. Thank you so much. That's
Speaker 1: nice from Nikolassa Natasha. Anyway, I don't know so anyway,
Speaker 1: you know I read this over the vacation that we had.
Speaker 1: I think we played this song on episode number fifteen.
Speaker 1: Feel like in my sound effect board, I would just
Speaker 1: have you make me feel like dancing like that step part.
Speaker 1: You would not have it ready, You're not ready. I
Speaker 1: would have would it already? No, you would not. You
Speaker 1: cannot tell me what I would have and when I
Speaker 1: would not have. For all, here comes the big chorus,
Speaker 1: right if it's a chorus, Yeah, everybody make me feel
Speaker 1: like going to dance and that a wake up. You're
Speaker 1: making it feel like this like my false up. I
Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, I gonna dance. And now Nick lashes
Speaker 1: nickolashes Nicolas, Hey, Nikolassa, there you Okay, there you go. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, so, anyway, I spy the way I sent.
Speaker 1: I forwarded that to you, and uh to bald Freak
Speaker 1: and I Bald Freak being a dick. It didn't even respond.
Speaker 1: But anyway, right there, it sound effect big big. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, dude, you are Seriously, we can't even play
Speaker 1: with the bastard. Where is the guy? I don't know
Speaker 1: where he is right and exactly, But the point is this, Okay,
Speaker 1: when I see emails coming from people like Nicholas, I
Speaker 1: know you're a big heart. No. When I see that,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, Gregg Tea, it keeps me wanting,
Speaker 1: It keeps my interest up. It keeps me wanting to
Speaker 1: do more and more podcasts because if, if, if there's
Speaker 1: one thing that we do and we've learned this from Elvis,
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna do you know why she wrote
Speaker 1: that email because she loved the show on like episode
Speaker 1: seven before when ball Freak was here playing the keyboard
Speaker 1: having fun. That's not true, but an episode one thirty four,
Speaker 1: I don't think that she's gonna be saying, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: this is a great podcast. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: We're having a great podcast today. The point is this,
Speaker 1: when I'm saying, you gotta stop being so down on yourself.
Speaker 1: You don't have a freaking you don't have a freaking soundboard.
Speaker 1: We have no fun. You're upset because you don't have
Speaker 1: a soundboard. Stop it. Stop more fun. Stop it. Having
Speaker 1: come up with a game, you know something. You're like
Speaker 1: the person at dinner that won't put the phone away.
Speaker 1: They just take it to the streets. You got any
Speaker 1: anything like that. You want to play with all the
Speaker 1: other instruments, and you're not looking up at me. I'm here,
Speaker 1: I'm real time, I'm now, I'm live. Look at me
Speaker 1: in the eye. Greg, He's just like a soap opera.
Speaker 1: It's me, look at me. Be there for me to understand.
Speaker 1: I want you be there for me. It's like a
Speaker 1: soap opera. Be there for me, my t stop it.
Speaker 1: You don't need anybody else said no, I was there
Speaker 1: for you. You don't need all these toys, Greg, ta
Speaker 1: You need to soundboard, right, that's what we need. What
Speaker 1: you tell me scared? Tell me, oh, you don't sit
Speaker 1: there and play with the soundboard. Black. I'm annoying. I'm annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm annoying when I'm talking a real time my conversations.
Speaker 1: Right if your dacity sit down for hours and hours
Speaker 1: playing that damn soumple saying I need you, I need you.
Speaker 1: I didn't if you focused on me, I sund like
Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah, you sound like Trish yelling at me
Speaker 1: right now, I shut up. That's a trish. Yet it
Speaker 1: sounds like she's yelling at me. That's exactly it. Because
Speaker 1: you you do you you have some form of a
Speaker 1: d h D. You you must have something? Are you
Speaker 1: not thinking you must? Because you need other things to
Speaker 1: entertain you? When I'm sitting right here, so you're not
Speaker 1: even looking at me, You're looking all over the room.
Speaker 1: Button me. There you go. You know you're there, fucking cohost,
Speaker 1: Look at me, Look at me. I'm your co here.
Speaker 1: Why I'm pretty here the whole time? Seriously listen that
Speaker 1: you right down and get some notes here, He goes,
Speaker 1: look at day, I'm looking at you. Are you staring
Speaker 1: at me saying? I cannot stare you in the eyes.
Speaker 1: You don't pay me enough attention. All you're doing is
Speaker 1: sit there and playingly get sat box. I'm listening to
Speaker 1: your phone. I am here. Listen, get yourself this we do.
Speaker 1: Get right down a note. So next next episode that
Speaker 1: we have, you gotta bring it up. Does Greg t
Speaker 1: have a form of a d h D? Look up,
Speaker 1: get your get get some symptoms. How do you know
Speaker 1: when your friend is a d h D? And then
Speaker 1: put it there and you come up to the table,
Speaker 1: come up and say, look, I have proof that you
Speaker 1: have a form of this. Okay, So so anyway real
Speaker 1: quick and talk about our vacation. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: something I wanted to tell you. I mean you, god,
Speaker 1: you really really seriously. You drive me absolutely crazy. You
Speaker 1: made a twenty minute diversion to bring Jeff in here
Speaker 1: when I told you in the beginning, I wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about a little bit about where I went. I
Speaker 1: want to hear about where's bald Freak. I don't know
Speaker 1: where he is. He he was on the trip with me.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that hashtag wears bald freak, all right,
Speaker 1: they're off fair heads. Hashtag wear's bald freak. So I
Speaker 1: had I got into a hoe down. Yeah, it say't
Speaker 1: a hole down music. This is Zach Brown. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, is gonna be here later on today. I
Speaker 1: don't know when you're listening to this in the I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio Theater on May the fifteen, so I don't
Speaker 1: know when you listen, but right now that's gonna why
Speaker 1: not stand is in the hospital, Stands getting his bald
Speaker 1: black and taking and Ella had a soccer game on
Speaker 1: Sunday which was canceled. This is a Monday podcast, so
Speaker 1: her soccer game has been rescheduled for today at five thirty.
Speaker 1: So unfortunately Zach Brown has taken the back seat. So
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be the Brown concert, but you're a
Speaker 1: huge Zack Brown fair love that the reader. Why I
Speaker 1: bring this up is because Blee te peak and pad
Speaker 1: homemade one and once again you're turning to the lyrics
Speaker 1: when I'm right in front of you. I'm communicate with
Speaker 1: me with Zach Brown, who can't hear you, right, I
Speaker 1: can't look at you? And little bit you know, I
Speaker 1: got a friend list of Tennessee. Yeah, her name is Sierra,
Speaker 1: not Sierra Gore from Georgia. Another friend Sierra that I
Speaker 1: took to the prom and she lives in Tennessee, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: That's right. Can I get tell you what tell you
Speaker 1: about Tennessee. Tell me all about Tennessee a second. I
Speaker 1: gotta I wonder what the temperature is like in Tennessee
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, se Tennis A little bit about Tennessee. Ye,
Speaker 1: tell me. So I went to Nashville, Well, Free came
Speaker 1: with me, went a little road trip. That was the
Speaker 1: third leg of our three our It was our Midwest
Speaker 1: tour pretty much. Yeah. We did Chicago, then we went
Speaker 1: to Cincinnati, both to see the Yankees play on the
Speaker 1: road in those respective cities. Yeah, and then finally we
Speaker 1: ended up in Nashville. Nice. The same thing needs to
Speaker 1: play in there in Nashville. But this is about Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Arrest of development is from here. Are they from Tennessee?
Speaker 1: I don't know that singing about it right now? How
Speaker 1: many artists do you know that have saying with other
Speaker 1: places that are not from there? Hey, genius, they don't
Speaker 1: have to be from Tennessee to sing about Tennessee. I
Speaker 1: don't even have passed through Tennessee. I don't know the
Speaker 1: answer to this question, but I guarantee you that from Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Why don't you look it up? Why don't you pull
Speaker 1: my ex prom date and and talk to her about Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Take me look it up, google it right now? Where
Speaker 1: is arrest of development from? I'm gonna find out what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You just take your headphone call? You
Speaker 1: really do have a d H D. Who are you calling?
Speaker 1: He just gets up, all right, So in Nashville, I
Speaker 1: just want to I want to explain. I want to
Speaker 1: do everyone in public service. First of all, who are
Speaker 1: you calling? I'm really gonna try to get my old
Speaker 1: prompting on the phone to talk to you about Tennessee, Tennessee?
Speaker 1: I think up right now? Oh my god. Once again,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, just another example of Greg ts d
Speaker 1: H D A d H D D D A d D.
Speaker 1: Greg's got a d D heads love about our show.
Speaker 1: So Jack Lobe to all of you, Yeah, Jackolobe. By
Speaker 1: the way, there was um um Jack Galobe on the menu.
Speaker 1: Was there? Really? It was Jack Lope. We saw it
Speaker 1: on one of our menus. Were bald Freak pointed it
Speaker 1: out to me. He's like, scary, look at this. He goes, look, Jackalobe,
Speaker 1: should we order it? And I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to know what Jacklobe taste like? But anyway, point it's
Speaker 1: not Jack Lobe. It's Jackalobe. Its close enough. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's Jackalobe, you know, at least alright. So, so
Speaker 1: long story sho. We're trying to get on the phone
Speaker 1: right now. Long story longer um short story long as
Speaker 1: we do. We're gonna find out we can get around
Speaker 1: Tennessee short story, long as we do on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't even an internet work for us and help
Speaker 1: us out and get her on the phone. We don't
Speaker 1: have a budget, as Jeff said, no budget, we don't.
Speaker 1: So anyway, you're not even paying attention to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But the phone, seriously, I feel like probably doesn't recognize
Speaker 1: the phone that's ring. I feel like an ignored girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Oh my god, Greg t come on,
Speaker 1: could you listen to bring yourself back into the show.
Speaker 1: You're such an idiot. Man, all right, I'm back. I'm back.
Speaker 1: Just focus on me and not Sierra. You're to see
Speaker 1: me your ex, your ex girlfriend, Like how many years ago?
Speaker 1: When did you date her? Back in high school? Man?
Speaker 1: All right, so you met her in Wendy's we u
Speaker 1: still like kissed by the fry stage and you're the
Speaker 1: fry stage. The Friar station station. Really yeah, did you Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a second tea, be honest, yes, you still you're
Speaker 1: still in touch with her thirty years later? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: in just all my ex girlfriends really absolutely Why not?
Speaker 1: Why don't you talk? Why? Actually? You know what? No,
Speaker 1: come to think of it, I kind of I've talked
Speaker 1: to my ex girlfriends before, but like, what are you
Speaker 1: have in common with her? Now? Absolutely nothing? But when
Speaker 1: I keep tabs, you keep tabs? Where you are you
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook? Stalker? We are? And we're on
Speaker 1: Facebook and every Yeah, I all my ex girlfriends, though
Speaker 1: I have, I have tons of them, and I keep
Speaker 1: tabs on every single one of them. All right, what
Speaker 1: they look like, now, how many kids they have, if
Speaker 1: they're married, if they're not married, what they're doing. Obviously,
Speaker 1: you don't have any interest on what I did on VACAS.
Speaker 1: I want to hear about your Tennessee trip, gad. I
Speaker 1: was really a public service for the listeners. And I'm
Speaker 1: not just trying to say it to brag or say
Speaker 1: anything about I'm not just trying to get I'm getting
Speaker 1: it out there because I always want to do a
Speaker 1: service to the listeners and I want to say one thing.
Speaker 1: So property value in Nashville went up thirty seven percent
Speaker 1: in one year. So from one year to the next
Speaker 1: two thousand sixteen two. Now what I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: at is this is where it's at. If anyone is
Speaker 1: listening that has money to invest, I highly suggest you
Speaker 1: invest it and drop it somewhere in Nashville because yes,
Speaker 1: because um everyone's moving there. Um there. The airport is
Speaker 1: undergoing a billion dollar renovation to accommodate more flights and
Speaker 1: more carriers. The international flights that are going to be
Speaker 1: in and out of there in the next couple of
Speaker 1: years are gonna be ridiculous. So it's not like what
Speaker 1: you what you thought it was. I thought it was
Speaker 1: like tumbleweeds. I had a preconceived notion, and I apologize
Speaker 1: me being a brooken ball. You got any Western music
Speaker 1: that would you have had that loaded up just like
Speaker 1: that in the sound board I had that, I would, Yes,
Speaker 1: what would give me an example of something that I
Speaker 1: could play like that couple? You know, like like if
Speaker 1: I'm walking through town, I what is that sound like?
Speaker 1: What if I gave you some Patsy Klein? No, Like,
Speaker 1: what would it be like if I was, you know,
Speaker 1: walking through town, my spurs growing, my cowboy boots. Something.
Speaker 1: Come on, think like that. Hold on, that's something. I
Speaker 1: got something I got Johnny Cash. Yeah, give me some
Speaker 1: Johnny Cash. I walked the line. I walked a line.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I love that. Okay, it's a good song.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is Johnny Cash. I did go
Speaker 1: to the Johnny Cash Museum. While I was in there,
Speaker 1: tell people where they reach you on Instagram at Scary Jones,
Speaker 1: so you could see that. I went bald freak and
Speaker 1: I posed with Johnny Cash in the Johnny Cash Museum.
Speaker 1: So like it. But it was you know, obviously you
Speaker 1: get to choose your image, and it really looks it
Speaker 1: looks like he was really there. But anyway, I learned
Speaker 1: about the history of country music. And while there was
Speaker 1: a lot of this, there was a lot of country
Speaker 1: music there and we didn't learn a lot. I went
Speaker 1: to the Museum of Country Music Hall of Fame. You
Speaker 1: would love that. It was okay, but Grand Old Operate,
Speaker 1: were you there? I went to the Rhyman Auditorium, which is,
Speaker 1: by the way, a bunch of church pews really to
Speaker 1: this day. It was found in in eight as a
Speaker 1: tabernacle for sermons, and then slowly but surely they started
Speaker 1: allowing other people to rent the venue. To this day,
Speaker 1: concerts are done. They're like like Harry Styles is coming
Speaker 1: to the him in Really yeah, I cold Play plays
Speaker 1: there and everything like that. Really, So my point is is, yes,
Speaker 1: all right. First of all, the pew, the church pews,
Speaker 1: the original ones from nineties are still there. So when
Speaker 1: you go to see Harry Styles, you're sitting in a
Speaker 1: church pews, the most unique venue you'll ever go to.
Speaker 1: A lot of history in that building. On hold with
Speaker 1: us right now. Scary Jones is my old prom date.
Speaker 1: Sierra from Tennessee. Sierra from Tennessee. It's scary and Greg
Speaker 1: t you still stay in touch with this punk Every
Speaker 1: once in a while we see each other. I mean
Speaker 1: I live in Tennessee, so it's not like him all
Speaker 1: the time. The reason why I tried to call you,
Speaker 1: by the way, Sarah works for four h and she
Speaker 1: lives in Tennessee. We we just got we just got
Speaker 1: back from a week long vacation and Scary Jones spent
Speaker 1: almost the entire week in Tennessee and he wants to
Speaker 1: tell everybody we don't call it Tennessee. I call it Nashville. Oh,
Speaker 1: ten minutes from downtown Nashville. It's an awesome to Okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, So, but I feel weird calling it Tennessee
Speaker 1: because I went to Tennant. I went to Nashville. You
Speaker 1: give the city, not the state, right, Well, I call
Speaker 1: it Tennessee. I don't know. I guess if I'm going downtown.
Speaker 1: So what have you noticed? Okay, I'm a guy who
Speaker 1: thought it was all boots and saddles. And yes, I
Speaker 1: did go to the Johnny Cash Museum and I did
Speaker 1: go see. Uh, there was a studio where Elvis Presley
Speaker 1: used to record called r C A Victor's Studio. B.
Speaker 1: Do you know where that is? Sierra? Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: a music row, O right, music row where where at
Speaker 1: one point Nashville was the center of all music. And
Speaker 1: by the way, there's been a resurgence because all the music,
Speaker 1: the music capital of the world is still Nashville. And
Speaker 1: that was going to be my report to everybody listening.
Speaker 1: How people leaving New York and l A and they're
Speaker 1: bringing their music back to Nashville. Are people migrating to
Speaker 1: Nashville Sierra? Oh my gosh, I think it's one of
Speaker 1: the most booming cities in all of the United States,
Speaker 1: and you have seen a huge prices and everything. I
Speaker 1: was just telling them that that that that year over
Speaker 1: year is what real estate is up in the city
Speaker 1: and very much. And they're building. Guess what right now,
Speaker 1: there's more cranes. There's a shortage of cranes in other
Speaker 1: cities because all the cranes are in Nashville. Most cranes
Speaker 1: and huge machinery is in Nashville right now. There are
Speaker 1: thirty two hotels under construction simultaneous. Come is that for real?
Speaker 1: I believe it. I mean, I'm going to trust the statistics,
Speaker 1: but I know it's growing and booming, and it's like
Speaker 1: one of the cities and people are coming here for vacation,
Speaker 1: which is like, blows my mind. What would you do
Speaker 1: on vacation in Tennessee? Tennis Got downtown is so much fun.
Speaker 1: There's fun to do. Um. The Jack Daniels Distillery, where
Speaker 1: every drop of Jack Daniels has made is like an
Speaker 1: hour out of outside of Nashville right now. But but
Speaker 1: inside Nashville itself, Like people wouldn't believe me. My friends
Speaker 1: back home, they all laughed at me. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're going to those boots and Saddle's place and
Speaker 1: cowboy hats rock one of my I'm like the wait
Speaker 1: a second, I'm like, it's not like that guy's No,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not at all. And if you're wearing
Speaker 1: boots and hats and look like that, you're a tourist. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: So there is this one area called Lower Broadway, which
Speaker 1: is where the classic Nashville bars. They call it nash Vegas.
Speaker 1: So it's like, is that what they call it Sierra?
Speaker 1: They call it nash Vegas. Well, like the people that
Speaker 1: don't live here call it nash Vegas. You don't call
Speaker 1: you don't call it. Howdy would. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: Howdy would. My coworkers laughing, She's like, howdy would? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw almost pullt a T shirt that said Howdy
Speaker 1: Would on it. And now Canny grew up here, has
Speaker 1: lived in this area in Nashville her whole life. She would, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: anyway there's anyway they would try to rip me off.
Speaker 1: Then they want to be paid for that shirt. But
Speaker 1: so there is an area, there is an area New
Speaker 1: Jersey We're going to rip you off. So there is
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. What is Las Vegas Boulevard In Las Vegas
Speaker 1: Broadway is to Nashville in the sense of there's bars, clubs, restaurants,
Speaker 1: cafes one after another another for like five blocks on
Speaker 1: either side, and it's all neon lights, and people are
Speaker 1: literally in the street like pedaling. They have the pedal
Speaker 1: taverns where the twelve people sit around this box car
Speaker 1: thing and they pedal and drink like a bicycle. They're
Speaker 1: all sideways, they're all facing each other there, so you
Speaker 1: can get drunk and exercise at the same time. In Nashville,
Speaker 1: really so so a lot of bacherette parties are coming
Speaker 1: there and a lot of bachelor parties. And that's true.
Speaker 1: And there are a lot of batch parties there there.
Speaker 1: Oh do you go downtown, there's all kinds. It's crazy, Sierra.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you agree that first of all, it's easier to
Speaker 1: bring a batcherette party there because it's easier, it's cheaper
Speaker 1: to drink. It's like, you could literally go on a
Speaker 1: third of the budget that you would need to go
Speaker 1: to Vegas for your bat slory party. But the hotel
Speaker 1: rooms have gotten ridiculously If you can't find a hotel
Speaker 1: room for less than and come on, it's true though,
Speaker 1: because there's a shortage, which is why they're building thirty
Speaker 1: two hotels right now. What what I'll tell you? Stay
Speaker 1: at scary Hold on, let's find out what Sierra doesn't
Speaker 1: the dude, let me tell you. We're you saying no, no, no.
Speaker 1: There was a brand new hotel called the twenty one
Speaker 1: See Museum Hotel. Did you know that one, Sierra. No,
Speaker 1: it's a chain there in Cincinnati, there in Louisville, but
Speaker 1: they just opened last week in Nashville. It was so
Speaker 1: I was there the day after the ribbon cutting. I
Speaker 1: was one of the I was the first guest. So
Speaker 1: maybe that's why. No, but no, Sierra, I was the
Speaker 1: first guest in my room. If I have to go
Speaker 1: to Nashville. So you said they have ER, I know,
Speaker 1: I used it all week to Hello. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's about electricity and water too. Yeah, Tea
Speaker 1: doesn't tease like that. Tea sounds like every one of
Speaker 1: my friends. No, no, what they have Uber? What? No? No,
Speaker 1: but no, but Sierra. First of all, Uber is half
Speaker 1: the prices it is in New York. You would Uber
Speaker 1: everywhere and he is the master uber over here. So
Speaker 1: but here's the here's the thing I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: Sierra where she's a question for you? Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So parking everyone here complains out parking prices because if
Speaker 1: we go downtown, like on the game night when the
Speaker 1: Predators are playing, it's like twenty dollars to park downtown.
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all have no idea what parking is until
Speaker 1: you go to try to park in the city in
Speaker 1: New York exactly parking like forty here but anyway, um
Speaker 1: yeah no, but it's true though, and uh but uber
Speaker 1: everywhere for like I Uber like all the way across
Speaker 1: town for like six dollars. It was amazing. What's the
Speaker 1: weather like right now in Tennessee? Shouldn't be today? It
Speaker 1: was two and sunny when I was there. So, but
Speaker 1: I hear you guys. Your July and August are a
Speaker 1: little rough. They are, and I was. When I was
Speaker 1: talking this morning, I told my coworker, I'm like, the
Speaker 1: summers in New Jersey are hot. If it's nights are cool,
Speaker 1: you're all day all night is just hot and miserable.
Speaker 1: It's muggy. It's discussing. Hey, what's the latest from four
Speaker 1: h in Tennessee. Why don't you give us a little plug.
Speaker 1: We're getting ready for four H camp. I get to
Speaker 1: take four hundred kids to camp and nice. And what
Speaker 1: are they gonna do at four H camp? Um? Swim craft?
Speaker 1: Shoot guns? We're gonna shoot guns? What is shooting guns?
Speaker 1: What's that like? You know, like a rifle, like at
Speaker 1: a target? Oh my god, I'd be so scared, really,
Speaker 1: Like the whole gun thing is a huge difference between
Speaker 1: the South and the North. When I was here, I've
Speaker 1: never I've never held a gun. I've never I've never
Speaker 1: taken you shooting. You you shoot fire guns? I do.
Speaker 1: I have my carry permit and I have a handgun
Speaker 1: that I carry. You go, Oh my god, there you go.
Speaker 1: There's my ex prom date right there. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: there you go. You are didn't use it on Greg T.
Speaker 1: Did you tell everyone I wore an orange dressed? No,
Speaker 1: they've all seen pictures. They have all seen pictures, and
Speaker 1: you post one on Instagram. We haven't an Instagram picture
Speaker 1: on All Fair show. And about maybe three months, if
Speaker 1: Sierra allows me, I will send a picture of her
Speaker 1: and I at the problem. Al Right, great, we're gonna
Speaker 1: post that later today we have the prom video because
Speaker 1: everyone needs to see that. I've not seen it and
Speaker 1: it is prom so okay, exactly, stop calling me Greg.
Speaker 1: It makes me sounding so lame. So what am I
Speaker 1: supposed that's who you are? No, it's not. That's what
Speaker 1: you used to call me. And I listen to this
Speaker 1: like I feel like I'm listening in on an old
Speaker 1: school lover's quarrel. Here, Um, I don't listen to you
Speaker 1: in the radio because well I just don't. I already
Speaker 1: told that's okay. I already told scary who your favorite,
Speaker 1: your die hard is that you listen to. You can
Speaker 1: give a shout out Bobby Bones? So okay, So would
Speaker 1: you you love Bobby? I mean I don't him. Can
Speaker 1: I say, oh, you love what you got? Okay, Sierra?
Speaker 1: So I went to Bobby Bones studio. It was actually
Speaker 1: I went to go say hello to them and trashy
Speaker 1: and stuff that they talked about how nasty it is
Speaker 1: and no, well that's you know radio people like to
Speaker 1: paint a picture. It was. It was really nice studio. No,
Speaker 1: he's got some but but yeah, I can totally see
Speaker 1: where the Elvis Durrant show has the bigger studio, and
Speaker 1: they were Actudi was a little nicer here in New York.
Speaker 1: But he does no, No, he's the coolest dude ever.
Speaker 1: She is a big fan. She is a massive I say,
Speaker 1: I love Bobby and Amy and Lunchbox and I met
Speaker 1: one of their producers. Uh and another guy you know
Speaker 1: this guy Battle Battle Yeah, and and yeah, there's the
Speaker 1: whole People will not listen to our show, even though
Speaker 1: she can hear it like an iHeart radio, whatever you can.
Speaker 1: He has to hear Bobby Bones all they you can
Speaker 1: hear us both. When she knows the Bobby Bones comes
Speaker 1: to New York, she calls me and says, can you
Speaker 1: go get She goes, can you go get him on
Speaker 1: the phone? Can I say hello to Bob? Really listen? Well,
Speaker 1: Bobby's an awesome, awesome guy and his whole show, his
Speaker 1: whole team of people are great and they really are um.
Speaker 1: But you can listen to both shows. You know. We
Speaker 1: do this thing called time shifting where you can actually
Speaker 1: I don't know, you can listen during the day. You can.
Speaker 1: This is on demand, Shaw, We have called the on demand.
Speaker 1: She's never even heard this podcast. You won't even listen
Speaker 1: to podcast about the Afair Show podcast social media. I'm
Speaker 1: only Greg. You say, what do you know? Whoever? I am?
Speaker 1: His name is t If we don't have Greg, he
Speaker 1: doesn't answer, why you keep doing that? He looks the
Speaker 1: other way, So Sierra, um so uh but but anyway, Yes,
Speaker 1: So I did go see the Bobby Bones, the Big
Speaker 1: ninety eight studios, which is there in Nashville. It was
Speaker 1: a great time uh there. But I wanted to say
Speaker 1: one thing, and I need you to help me spread
Speaker 1: this word. I'm kind of a missionary for the city
Speaker 1: of Nashville now because I was so impressed with it. Um,
Speaker 1: what advice do you give to people um going there?
Speaker 1: About about hanging out, the diversity, all the restaurants that
Speaker 1: are coming in there, all great food, and to dispel
Speaker 1: people's rumors of what they thought it. Dispell the rumors.
Speaker 1: Come on, talk about the misconceptions and talk about the realities.
Speaker 1: Help us upcoming city. It's classy, there's m fun things
Speaker 1: to do. Food. I mean, the food is amazing. Did
Speaker 1: you have chicken waffles of barbecue and all that while
Speaker 1: you were here? I had Hattieb's Hot Hot chicken. Give
Speaker 1: me some. This is what did Gregg t wants to
Speaker 1: play into the stage music Serra, I'm gonna play something
Speaker 1: for you. Hold on, okay, I want to ship. I
Speaker 1: want you to tell me if this is really representative here, Jess,
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be here in town tonight? What do you guess?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be in town tonight? Zach Brown tonight. And
Speaker 1: you know who's gonna be here to host him, right,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones? Yeah? Why didn't get it? He's gonna be
Speaker 1: playing downstairs in our iHeart Radio theater. Bolly Bones is
Speaker 1: hosting the event. We think he is. I don't know
Speaker 1: if here not. Who's your new favorite country artists? Now?
Speaker 1: I really like Sam Hunt? Sam Hun? She Now okay, Shara,
Speaker 1: are you offended by what you're hearing right now? Because
Speaker 1: because this is quite in the middle of nowhere, so
Speaker 1: like maybe even playing when you get to like where
Speaker 1: I live, the downtown natural is nothing like that. Her
Speaker 1: dad races cars here. Dad's a race car driver. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a race car driver. Yep. And on the weekend
Speaker 1: she collects frogs. I did. I did build the chicken troop.
Speaker 1: That's weekend. But I chicken and you do fire guns?
Speaker 1: Fire guns? Oh my god? What is the world is this? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so actually you're not helping me. Sierra and she loves
Speaker 1: the dukes of hazard. Yeah, okay, could you Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys, both of you. I'm trying to paint a
Speaker 1: better picture or a more clear picture of what Nashville
Speaker 1: really is a country. But all you guys are doing
Speaker 1: are like proving me wrong. I know the place that
Speaker 1: I went to didn't have chicken coops and firing ranges
Speaker 1: and dukes of hazard. It didn't look or sound like that.
Speaker 1: Help me out, Help me out. Is a very classy
Speaker 1: it's city with lots of history and culture and fun
Speaker 1: thing to do. I mean, I've got tons difference from
Speaker 1: high school in college. I'm here to visit and just
Speaker 1: fully impressed. And it's a reasonably affordable city. I mean, food, drinks,
Speaker 1: everything you have. You have buildings, you have buildings. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell everybody. I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to tell their stalls everywhere, and they just are normal
Speaker 1: everyday people like like Jason Joe became the one of
Speaker 1: my son's soccer games to kiss um father of some
Speaker 1: friends of my son, Like nobody bothered him. He was
Speaker 1: just like one of the people hanging out less in
Speaker 1: the soccer game. Well, right now we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: let you go because we're gonna watch Dukes of Hazar
Speaker 1: Right now we're watching. This is not Nashville. Well you
Speaker 1: all have fun, y'all, y'all have fun. Give me, give
Speaker 1: me where y'all come back? Now you're here, my New
Speaker 1: Jersey accident. It doesn't sound that great, but I'll come
Speaker 1: back now. Get you stop it, stop it, listen stop, okay, listen.
Speaker 1: I love cr She's great. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: No listen, please please, Can I get my point across?
Speaker 1: What is your point? My point is this America growing?
Speaker 1: Listen to me. I'm trying to I'm trying to help
Speaker 1: the economy of Nashville, and I'm trying to do a
Speaker 1: service to the listeners. If you want a great place
Speaker 1: to go vacation that you probably didn't think about Tennessee,
Speaker 1: go to Nashville. Don't say Tennessee, call it Nashville. Going
Speaker 1: to Nashville. These amazing neighborhoods that they have, wonderful up
Speaker 1: and coming everything. You don't feel like you're in Nashville.
Speaker 1: There were times when I was in East Nashville where
Speaker 1: all the musicians are moving to goodness, well, it used
Speaker 1: to be. Look like what was Williamsburg? Brooklyn? There's no
Speaker 1: butch casting and Sundance kid, what was that? What was that?
Speaker 1: You know? Those those those areas of Brooklyn are now
Speaker 1: you know, unaffordable. They affordable, yes, so what do they do?
Speaker 1: They go to Nashville because they can afford it. You
Speaker 1: can live like a king. A buddy of mine bought
Speaker 1: an entire house for dollars. Now people are buying up
Speaker 1: property in Nashville left and right and turning it over.
Speaker 1: They're flipping it or there's some let in it where okay,
Speaker 1: my buddy, but a house. But you're gonna do that
Speaker 1: kind of business, flip a business? Why don't you do that?
Speaker 1: I'm telling people where they should put their money. Yes,
Speaker 1: hundred fifty grand listening, But why don't you get with
Speaker 1: some of your friends, buy up a house or two
Speaker 1: in Nashville and then flip it and now you can
Speaker 1: make a profit, go into business doing that. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about it there because listen, it's no money down. You
Speaker 1: know how you have to put down zero money down,
Speaker 1: and you know how much the mortgage is how much
Speaker 1: seven you're kidding? That's what my buddy pays. And he
Speaker 1: says he can easily rent it out for hundred Really,
Speaker 1: he can actually live somewhere else and make double money
Speaker 1: and have someone else pay off his mortgage and live
Speaker 1: in a second property. Or you can be and be
Speaker 1: it and make five times as much as money on
Speaker 1: the same property. So let's start a construction company, man, T.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Let's not
Speaker 1: a construction company. Let's just buy it properties. Let's all
Speaker 1: pool our money together. Let's get you gotta redo it
Speaker 1: a little bit. You gotta put some money into it.
Speaker 1: Not even true something the property itself is worth money.
Speaker 1: Some people just knocking down what's there and just holding
Speaker 1: the empty lot and waiting to sell that. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: real estate is up thirty seven percent? Really? Yeah? How
Speaker 1: many times have I to tell you? Is that what
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna do? Now? You're gonna go buy
Speaker 1: a piece of property? Dude? If I ever lost his job,
Speaker 1: Mr big Bucks, Mr Big, Mr bigs Big Greg T,
Speaker 1: would that be on your sound right there, Mr Big,
Speaker 1: Mr big Buck. You know why I'm really upset, right
Speaker 1: now the big But why because I didn't even get
Speaker 1: to tell you about the Chicago portion of my trip.
Speaker 1: A big barely scratched the service of the fact that
Speaker 1: I went to go see where Elvis Presley stood on
Speaker 1: his blue X on the Elvis pressing music. Good like that? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so tender Elvis Presley. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to It's a one for the money. Do
Speaker 1: the show come on? No, w's Elvis killing me? Give
Speaker 1: me Elvis Pressley? Oh no? This? He recorded this song
Speaker 1: in Nashville rock four o'clock in the morning. Are you
Speaker 1: so listen to me? Can? I? Can? I take it
Speaker 1: to school for a second. This song was recorded. Why
Speaker 1: are you rolling your eyes? This is the most boy
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley song effort. But it's relevant to my story.
Speaker 1: You did. But Elvis Pressley was so famous they couldn't
Speaker 1: put on my TV because he shook his waist. He
Speaker 1: was a shaker. Give me the rock and roll e
Speaker 1: asshole man spent five weeks at number one TIS. This
Speaker 1: song was a number one hit for him. Because my kid,
Speaker 1: I want to see he recorded this song in Nashville
Speaker 1: at the very studio I went to. There is there
Speaker 1: is a place called r C A Studio B. Studio B.
Speaker 1: It's a very famous studio. Over a thousand hits were
Speaker 1: made in this studio, and I was weren't enough to
Speaker 1: tour it. I stepped on the X where Elvis stood
Speaker 1: to record this song and thousands of hits were recorded there.
Speaker 1: You don't even know if that's the right and somebody
Speaker 1: could have just put an X. No idea, this is
Speaker 1: no idea paid money or to go on a tour
Speaker 1: of this freaking place. It's just like being in the city.
Speaker 1: They go, look, this is the Empire State Building and
Speaker 1: they showed him another building. It's not even the same.
Speaker 1: And no, no, this was the blue X where Elvis
Speaker 1: stood to record this song. Okay, no, so listen at
Speaker 1: the end of this song, I was talking. I think
Speaker 1: he talks to the song he does. He does You're
Speaker 1: a Lonesome the night. You know, someone said that the
Speaker 1: world's a stag, so he so he couldn't take the
Speaker 1: fluorescent lights of that studio, so he said the light.
Speaker 1: They did this in complete darkness at four o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. Seat and it was one take all professionals.
Speaker 1: They act like crazy people. It's true. Though, and can
Speaker 1: you give me a rock and roll el come on,
Speaker 1: but all right, to go to the end of this
Speaker 1: real quick. Yeah, we're at the end. So at the
Speaker 1: very end, hold on the very end. Why are you
Speaker 1: so bored? Well, I gotta go soon, right at the
Speaker 1: very end of the song, at the very end. Listen
Speaker 1: to me. The the people, the background singers got it wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: they got it wrong, and they went they so Elvis
Speaker 1: got so angry that he hit his head and he
Speaker 1: hit the microphone. He got angry. Yes, okay, So the
Speaker 1: audio engineer there, this is very fascinating stuff. The audio
Speaker 1: engineer said, listen, let's just take I can do get
Speaker 1: a previous take of the of the background singers, right,
Speaker 1: and I can edit it together with splicing tape with
Speaker 1: Scotch tape. Okay. So the audio engineer did that and
Speaker 1: corrected the background singers fuck up. Okay, But they're like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, what about the part where Elvis bangs
Speaker 1: his head at the end, He goes, I can I
Speaker 1: commute it as much as I can, but this is
Speaker 1: gonna be the best I can possibly do. All right,
Speaker 1: So if you listen to the end of the song,
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Hold on, it's you can if you
Speaker 1: listen closely, what sounds like a door closing or a
Speaker 1: light turning off is actually Elvis being frustrated with the
Speaker 1: improper take from the from the Background singer. Will you
Speaker 1: give me a rock and roll song after this? Yes?
Speaker 1: So listen to the end. Listen to the very end.
Speaker 1: Are you listen to the perfect take? And then he
Speaker 1: finds out they sucked up. Listen you hear that? You that? Look? What? No,
Speaker 1: that's him? Let me hear it. Listen, listen, listen, listen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's a chick. Yeah, chick. Okay, they reduced it.
Speaker 1: They reduced it to that. They said, this is the
Speaker 1: best I can do because one of the other microphones
Speaker 1: picked it up, so they got his head back. Nothing,
Speaker 1: that's not listen. What is that? Okay? That's Elvis Pressley
Speaker 1: banging head on a microphone? Guy, the audio engineer made
Speaker 1: the perfect edit in the background series No picture at
Speaker 1: four o'clock in the morning. Hold on, you've been the
Speaker 1: studio for twenty four hours and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: you get the perfect take of a song and the
Speaker 1: people going un up and let me hear again. No, no,
Speaker 1: but keep mind, it's corrected for the recording because they
Speaker 1: went back and they re recorded it, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: sound Okay. The guy made a nice edit. He made
Speaker 1: the perfect edit using Scotch tape, so the the ulus
Speaker 1: are correct one more time. Listen right here to but
Speaker 1: the is from the original take of Elvis banging his
Speaker 1: head because they fucked up. Listen, it sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: hitting play on a cassette player. Okay, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. Why why didn't they take it out? Then?
Speaker 1: They didn't know how bullshit? They didn't know how to
Speaker 1: do it. It was the perfect take of the song.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't have taken it out? Listen? Listen? You don't
Speaker 1: like that plays? Give me a rock song by Elvis
Speaker 1: press in the playofs out. What do you beg of you?
Speaker 1: I beg what do you want to hear from Elvis?
Speaker 1: Give me a rock song to play us out? I
Speaker 1: gotta go, we gotta get ball free game here. I
Speaker 1: want to hear about what went on your crusades over vacation.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about Chicago. I want to hear,
Speaker 1: but I can't hear about it now out of time?
Speaker 1: What do you up I'm gonna be any offair show tomorrow.
Speaker 1: A friend say, I'm all sugar. How about burning? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Let us they play out. Listen,
Speaker 1: here's the listen off theairheads, no off air show tomorrow
Speaker 1: and Wednesday. We can't do it again. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: Share Nose with us on Thursday. But why can't we
Speaker 1: have you in a show on Tuesday or Wednesday? Can't happen?
Speaker 1: I gotta do an appear on somewhere Wednesday. Who's leaving
Speaker 1: the show now? But on Thursday we'll share nose back
Speaker 1: Sparrow if he's trying to do a fucking show and
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Speaker 1: fair show? And I've gotta tell you about what happened
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Speaker 1: A d H D d D have you gotta find out?
Speaker 1: You can get septems all that's up to you. Gotta
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Speaker 1: need a sound effect. We got nothing accomplished today, We're
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Speaker 1: Let us be the giant. By the way, congratulations, great tea.
Speaker 1: We've just done the longest podcast we've ever done. Episode
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