WEBVTT - Nosy vs. Noisy Neighbors 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.960 Hey, everyone, it's Josh Johnson here. We're off this week, 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:05.480 but we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:10.559 nosy versus Noisy Neighbors, which is worse? I personally prefer neither, 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.760 but tune in to find out which one I hate less. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:21.920 Have a listen, Welcome to hold Up. It's the show 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:26.800 where two best friends, one being corresponded Dulcie Sloan of 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:29.560 The Daily Show and then me, Josh Johnson. I'm a 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:33.360 writer for The Daily Show. We have arguments, but they're 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:36.040 not just any old arguments. These aren't things that you 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.560 know you're gonna see in the news, you're gonna see 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.320 in the in the mainstream media. These are things from 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:47.320 the streets, all right. We're the vocal point from the 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.920 people talking what they're thinking, and we we hash it 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.960 out here, we come to a conclusion. We see who's 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.840 right and who's more right. You know, it's usually me. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.600 It's usually me. That's not true. But yeah, what we're 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:05.480 discussing today on the podcast, we're not talking about, you know, 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.880 the war, We're not talking about the rising housing prices. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:14.000 We're talking about loud neighbors versus nosy neighbors. This is 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.400 where I'm at. This is where I personally land on 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:22.479 the side of wanting nosy neighbors as opposed to loud neighbors. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:29.280 M hmm, okay, I feel like you You've mentioned I 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.240 feel like in the past that you'd rather loud neighbors 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:37.320 the nosy neighbors. Well, this is the thing. Nosy neighbors 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.839 loud neighbors, and I'm not I'm not a cock quala, 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.520 you know what I mean. I'm not a cock quala. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.880 I don't play calling the cops. But I think with 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:51.040 loud neighbors there is a like, if it gets to 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:54.440 a certain point, you can like tell the building. Again, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.320 I'm not a snitch either, but if you're iracted or 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.560 real donkey, I'm gonna say something right. So, like with 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:03.120 souper or loud neighbors, there's always like a course of 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:07.120 action that you can take to at least get them 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:08.880 to chill the hell out. Because the thing is, it's like, 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.680 if you have loud neighbors, it's not just you saying 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:15.880 something like things can be done, actions can be taken, 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:22.919 people can get kicked out. With nosy neighbors, it's someone 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.320 always popping their head out of the door. Whenever they 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.800 hear another door open, it's somebody standing by the talking 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.639 to the maleman for too long, or hey, I saw 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.919 you got a package or that, and I'm like, bro, 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.000 first of all, get the funk up out my business 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.560 first and foremost. This is a person who's looking at 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.680 who's coming in and out of your house, right. And 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.280 I have like a lot of male friends because I'm 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.639 a female comic, so most of my friends, like most 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:51.240 of my friends aren't men. And so if I have 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.040 like if you come over and hang out and then 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.320 Ben comes over and hangs out in the same week, 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.600 what the hell is this neighbor gonna think? You see 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.080 what I'm saying, It's like, Wow, one came over, then 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.000 the other one came over. Now they're both over. Oh goodness, 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.360 what kind of life of you? And I'm like, bitch, 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.760 first of all, get some business. So what I'm hearing 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.560 is that what you don't like about the nosiness, outside 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:19.680 of just the surface level uncomfortableness, is that nosy people 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.919 are usually just pretty lonely. It's just it's just a 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.320 loneliness manifesting its nosiness. Because you could be nosy and 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.400 have you know a full family in the house. Okay, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:34.200 Nosy don't mean lonely knows, he just means knows it. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:39.240 Nosy means like it's you don't have no business of 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.760 your own. Yeah, yeah, like your mind and mind because 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:47.119 you ain't got no business to money y'all. So I'm 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.880 not gonna lie. I personally feel like nosiness rather than loud, 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.920 like you know, nosy versus noisy. I'm gonna go with 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.640 nosy every time because I'm a pretty boring dude. So 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.480 then they're not gonna get any They're not gonna I'm 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.680 gonna I'm gonna bore the hell out of a nosy 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:07.400 person knows he isn't coming for me. Oh nosy, But 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:13.800 the thing is nose. He doesn't care nose. He just 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:18.200 wants to know. It's like, okay, you have a dog, right, Yeah, 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:20.919 So now every time they see they're gonna be pressed 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.560 that what's he doing with this dog where you know 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.200 they haven't walked him in a while. Well, you know, 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.919 his girlfriend's out of town. I hope everything like it's 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.800 even though you'd have to be by yourself, never leave 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:36.360 your house and receiving no packages for a nosy person 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.680 to not be involved at all. Plus they live in 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.640 an apartment building and live in a neighborhood, right, so 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:47.839 they're looking for any any piece of information is information 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.520 that they want because when they see because also nosy 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.600 people have petendency to talk to everybody because they want 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.839 to know what the tea is, so they're gonna ask, oh, 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.320 well what do you do? And so they're just building 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.440 a case. So then it's like, oh, well have you 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.120 taken the dot? Well, oh, I see y'all got a 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.960 new dog or y'll been getting a lot of packages, 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.600 like like what's going on? Like, well, when you're gonna 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.200 have kids? Well maybe they're like it's all it doesn't matter. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.520 Like you to be a boring person means that you 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.680 live alone, you have no pets, and you don't engage 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.800 with the nosy person. Okay, So on a scale of 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.599 one to ten, at this moment in time and the conversation, 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:29.360 how would you say you rank your feeling of wanting 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.800 a loud neighbor versus a nosy neighbor? Is it like 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:36.080 seven A they're both that they're both don't want I 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.400 want neither neighbor. I want neither person. If you had 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:44.680 to pick though if you had to pick, Well, the 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.440 thing about a loud neighbor is how are they loud? 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.719 That's the thing. I'm talking loud as a structure of 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:56.080 being in life. So we're talking about loud hookups, loud music. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.280 Maybe they practice drums and they're not very good. We're 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:06.599 talking about all the loud oh nosy every time because wow, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.960 every time. Because it's like the people, it's like somebody 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:13.719 down the hall, they have a dog and every time 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.200 they leave, I guess when they don't talk, tie the 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.839 dog up, the dog barks by the front door, And 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.919 I'm just like, first of all, put your dog away. 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.120 I know you have multiple bedrooms in your apartment, Like 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.960 I know you do your multiple bedrooms in your apartment, 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.120 you have a balcony, Like, there's other things that can 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:36.279 happen with this dog that doesn't include that dog barking 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:43.640 for an hour's by the front door, disrupting the other 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.000 people on the floor, Like, do something with your dog. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.479 But since I'm not a snitch and it's not that loud, 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.560 I don't say anything because at the end of the day, 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.760 the dog doesn't know that it's being a nuisance. The 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.839 dog don't just being a dog. No, I get what 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.040 you mean. I get I get what you're saying. I 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.840 did not expect. I thought you would deal dig your 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:06.640 heels way harder than you actually did. Now that we're 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.360 really on the same side, because I'm I'm at about 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:13.040 a seven where I'd rather nosy versus noisy, just because 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.600 I will say, a nosy neighbor might just save your life. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.000 You know. Well, let's say I'm falling. I'm old. I 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.840 felt nosy neighbor is gonna be like, I haven't seen 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.800 them in a little while. Let me call somebody. Loud 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.520 neighbor won't even notice. A loud neighbor will be like, man, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:33.400 nobody's called the cops all us in a while, thank god. Um. Yeah, 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.480 because I have my other building that I lived in, 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.760 someone did pass away. Oh No. The craziest thing about 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.160 that is what I was telling my mom about it. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.840 Something fell off my wall and I was like, oh, 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.720 we're not doing this in here. It was the craziest 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.240 thing when I was in my apartment one day and 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.880 I saw, like, you don't just like those regular like 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:59.920 big house lives. Yeah, I was like, fun, did these slow? 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.320 What's happening? I was like, I saw like one or 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.280 two and I was like, did I leave a window 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.600 open or whatever? And then I pulled the curtain back 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:14.440 and there were forty fucking flies trying to get out 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.920 of the window, and it was crazy. Your girl upstairs, 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:22.240 so you know Beth that works at the office. The 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.760 way that they found out that something was wrong was 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.840 there was another girl that she's friends with on the 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.520 floor was just looking out of her window and her 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.840 apartment and she saw a bunch of flies on the 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:36.280 window of that apartment and called and called the super 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.280 and the super was too afraid to go inside, and 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.360 then the wife went inside. I just feel like you're 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:45.560 building needed some nosier people that that's that's what I'm 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.520 hearing right now. Well, that's what the That's how that 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.280 girl figured it out because she was just looking at 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.480 her window. She's like, hey. Because he was a very 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.720 quiet man, he kept to himself, but at one point 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.360 she was like, why are there all these flies on 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:01.800 this one window. Beth was telling me there was like 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:06.240 a smell in her apartment and she didn't know what 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.439 it was. And the one day we both come home 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:13.040 from work and I'm just like, why is an ambulance here? 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:18.199 I left and came back. They were there for fucking hours. Wild. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:27.720 What's the loudest neighbor you've ever had? M hmm do 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.080 you ever even even if this was a hotel, because 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.160 you know, being on the road, you have to travel 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.840 and stuff. It's just it's always sex or an argument 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.600 like this either. I love a good argument. That's that's 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.680 when I hope my neighbors will be loud, because maybe 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.959 I'm not nosy enough to be nosy, but I'm nosy 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.360 enough to be messy. So then when somebody's near me 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:53.760 at it as very loud. Oh, it's amazing, that's I 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:57.080 haven't I've never really hurt. I've never lived anywhere where 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:02.880 I could hear a really good argument. I rarely hear arguments. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.120 I heard arguments on the street when like those don't count. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.600 When I'm like, I've never had it where it was like, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:12.920 I'm worried about this person. Come come to Chicago. Chicago 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.800 has some thin walls, all right. I once heard the 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.400 full on argument top to bottom, and then the makeup sex, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.280 and and then honestly, the makeup sex was worse to 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.599 hear in the argument because my man had no rhythm. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:34.840 We're talking about plot plot plot plot, Like just I 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.480 was like, what are you doing in there? You need help? 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.319 It might have been with the argument. What was the 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.640 argument about the argument? I think, okay, I think it 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.840 was about some petty cash. I think it was like 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:50.439 they had spent some money that was like communal this 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.800 is our like piggy bank money, and then one of 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.120 them spent it. But then it was like the whole 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.760 point was to spend it. Honestly, don't know who I 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.320 sided with in the urument, but it got petty real fast. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.760 It got like, well, you know, because you let your 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.040 dad live with us for so long, now we all 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:12.240 our last And I was like, okay, oh no, oh. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.679 What I love about hearing an argument through a wall 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.920 is that you have to you have to choose your side. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.760 You have to choose who you're like, all right, I 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.119 think I think this is the person that I'm into. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:29.600 Then you also have to choose as the development happens, 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.720 what you feel like is the best uh, is the 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.600 best argument? Yeah, it's like the best course of action 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.560 for the side that you've picked. So one time I 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.680 was just chilling right and there was this there was 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.840 this guy that was yelling at his roommate, and the 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:51.000 roommate was was like, hey, no, it's not my turn 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.920 or whatever. It's like, of course, it's your turn. It's 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.959 always your turn because you'd never do it. And they 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.760 were arguing about the dishes, all right. But then as 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:04.400 I as I learned more about this this uh roommate situation, 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:08.480 it was just funny because the one that always does 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:12.400 the dishes apparently wasn't doing anything else, and so it 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.800 was like, all right, but I vacuum and it's like, 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.120 all right, we'll vacuum up some dishes because you never 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.680 do the dishes. And it was it got it got 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.040 to the point where it stopped being about the dishes. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.880 Like you know, every every roommate situation is lightly it's 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:30.719 like married. It's like diet marriage, you know, because you're 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.920 not even involved, but you're you're stuck together for the 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.560 term of this lease. And I don't know, I've just watched, 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:44.520 I've watched and heard a lot of great, great arguments 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.000 through a wall like it. Actually, it's one of those 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.080 things where when you're broke and you're living like that, 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.480 it's one of life's you pleasures. Well, you're like, hey, 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.320 this is a bad apartment. I'm not living well right now. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.920 This is a bad situation. But you know what's brightening 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.040 my day these loudass neighbors. Sometimes it was happening while 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.600 I was trying to get sleep. So I still go 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.640 nosy over over loud every time, but every once while 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:12.000 you would just hear like, what was the best way 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.280 to put it. It's like, for me, it's just funny 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:20.520 when when a man's voice cracks, all right, it's one 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.920 of those things where it's like it's like a helly 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:26.640 grown man. Yeah, he had that base, and he might 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.000 even be right. That's the worst part. You might even 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.840 be right in all of your anger and your assumptions 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.839 and everything's going on. You you fully correct, but now 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:40.480 that your voice is cracked, you have lost credibility. It's 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.000 like it's and you can feel it happened. So there 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.880 was one time I was laying and this is why 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.920 I was on air mattress. I was not I was 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.640 not having a good life. You know, I've been on 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.880 an air mattress before my first uh, when I first 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.680 moved to New York, when I first got my first 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.520 department in New York, I had an air mattress that's 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.160 because I didn't have And then I moved to New 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.240 York with like three okase, never furniture, and I had 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.319 one of those good like double decker, like thick, expensive 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.800 air mattresses, like you can put two people you got 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:11.199 sex on that air mattress, like it was a high quality. Yeah, no, 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:14.280 I'm with you, it's just you're on that one quality. No, 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:18.840 so I already have to basically put myself in a 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.680 slight coma to get to sleep right, and then through 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.800 the walls, I just feel like, oh, it's not going 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:29.560 down like that. No, no, no, no, no, it's just 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.240 a bunch of nas, which is also how you can 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.480 tell someone in an argument can't think of the next thing. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:38.800 They just remember that baseline is no. My position is no. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.440 I must say no until I think of another point. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.600 But no, no, no, no, no, y'all y'all wrong for that. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.000 You'all wrong for that. And then think that means that 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.240 he's usually in the wrong, Like if I hear a 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.040 man saying, no, it's not going down like that. Now 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:56.840 you're only going on like this, nig is wrong. Whatever 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:00.160 is happening, he is wrong. I love a good I'm 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:03.640 not going out like that because such a dramatic sentence. Yes, 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:05.720 I'm not going out like that. I'm like, this isn't 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.840 no one's coming back to day Ryan. It's not the 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.280 end of training day. This is not the end of like, 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.880 this is not the climaxic scene of a movie. This 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.600 is not a drug deal that could go wrong in 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.760 any minute. You're just arguing about you probably got got 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.680 caught cheating or you didn't do something you were supposed 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:28.120 to do, like the whole na no, no, oh oh oh, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:29.920 so that's how you're gonna do me. If I hear 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.120 that's how you're gonna do me. It's not going down 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.840 like that. Oh oh so what you're trying to say? 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:38.440 What I said? Ding dong. You're fucking wrong, bro. I'm 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.920 not had a lot of your start with. Oh. I 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:45.960 feel most of what you over here is oh like, 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.440 if I hear an argument Atlanta, oh oh oh oh, 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.760 so that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. That's 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.120 how y'all gonna do me. That's how y'all gonna do me. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.920 And like, I know you're wrong, No, you're wrong, You're 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:00.000 not saying nothing. Wow, that's how y'all gonna do. Yeah, 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.440 that that's how we're going to do you, bro. Like 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:07.120 it's if I hear certain sentences when I hear an argument, 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.600 especially if a man is in an argument with whoever, 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:15.840 if I hear wow, so that's how you're gonna treat 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:19.400 a black man. You were dead fucking wrong. We're dead 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:23.520 fucking I don't care what happened. He wasn't supposed to 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.400 take out the trash, or he had a baby that 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:28.880 his girl didn't know about. I'm telling you that niked 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:37.520 is wrong. He is dead asked wrong? Oh or wow, 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.680 A good long while we'll do it because in this situation, 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.240 the guy was like no, no, no, no, and then 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:47.000 and then I heard some other murmuring because the other 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.520 person wasn't mean as loud. I also think he was 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:54.160 positioned too close to the wall and out of nowhere. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.880 My man is like who you talking to? And it 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:00.120 was it was like you could tell he guys are 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.960 upset that at the who he lost the base and 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.240 he couldn't find it again, like like the base was 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.520 avoiding him until he got to the two and the 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:14.040 two was too much. The two was like two, well, 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.879 who are you talking to? One is one of my 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:24.439 favorite phrases in black toom right, who you're talking to? 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:28.720 Means I know you're not talking to me. Basically, I 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.320 love it when it's black women do when they go 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.680 who are you talking to? As it's a legitimate question, 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.480 well like you're talking to you? There's no way, and 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.159 my favorite is who are you talking? And then the 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:45.080 look up? I love saying the look around is a 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:49.000 is a? The look around? I've done it, I've done it. 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:54.600 I'm sorry, who who are you talking to? I'm it's 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.840 like you've been talking to You're It's a legitimate question 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:03.440 because there's no fucking away this arman being is talking. 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:06.560 I've said, I know you're not I know you're not 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.879 talking to me. I know you're not talking to me. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:12.720 Who else? Who else is here? Who are you talking to? 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.080 Clearly I've made the mistake of standing in between you 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.760 and whoever you're trying to disrespect. Right now, full taxi driver, 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.560 I want to have another quick check in because things 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:33.480 took a turn early in the episode where I'm realizing 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.960 now that even though we started out in the position 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:42.359 of noisy versus nosy, you've you've quickly come over to 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:46.800 my side of nosy over noisy, and I just want 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:49.720 to see if you still feel that way at this 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:54.400 point in the episode. To be fair, I hate them both. 0:18:55.720 --> 0:19:00.879 But if I had to make this devil's choice, it 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:02.800 was Nosey all along. It was because it was like, 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:08.399 well loud only because once I got the parameters of 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.399 what the loud was, then I can't be on board, 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:14.879 and gave me on board at all, because now that 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:17.159 I know that this this person is going to be 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:23.840 making every noise humanly possible, there has to be effort 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:28.760 being put into this amount of noise, Like you can't 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.520 cook this loudly, you can't talk this loudly. Everything you do, 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:38.800 like that's cartoon level. That's cartoon level. You're walking loud, 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:43.479 you're talking loud everything this is. You're being a fucking 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.119 menace as of that point. You're just doing it for 0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:49.680 the sake of being disruptive. No one exists out of 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:54.680 volume that everyone can hear at all times. That's not 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.560 even how humans work, Like that's insane. I think that 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.720 there are people who are unintentional really loud neighbors because 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.760 I've lived in places where it felt like the roof 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:09.280 was gonna cave in because I heard every footstep. My 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.760 upstairs neighbors used to like vacuum loudly every Friday, which 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:17.240 was confusing because we had hardwood floors. So I was like, 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:20.639 maybe they have rugs, but if there were rugs, it 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:22.920 would soak up the sound. It would soak up the sound. 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:27.800 So you are loudly vacuuming. And it was like just 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:34.120 vacuuming pebbles hard every Friday, like midday on Friday, which 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:36.119 was fine, except that I would record, like the cartoon 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:39.480 that I do Great North. We were recording on Friday's, 0:20:41.240 --> 0:20:43.760 so depending on what time they vacuum. And I'm like 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:45.359 what They're like, Oh, we're hearing something they had. My 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:49.640 upstairs neighbor is vacuuming on hardwood floor. They don't own 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:53.119 a broom. All right, This vacuum has been the family 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.520 for a very long time. This is a Dison family, 0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:01.000 no Dison it. This was a hoover. This is original 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.679 in the back. Yes, this was remember being the loudest 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:09.959 things like It's like it's like, I understand the animals 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.560 were afraid of these, but like human children are also 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:17.000 afraid of these loud aspects. They were so loud it's 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:20.639 like prove to me this won't eat me. Yeah, I'm free. 0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:23.040 What do I know? I'm ten. This still seems like 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.679 a problem for the listener who may have landed on 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.639 the other side of where we are. I do have 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:33.000 to offer up that a nosy neighbor can still take 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:36.480 you to a place that you're so angry. You don't 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:40.120 you don't even really understand why. It's it's where things 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:42.760 become so petty, you know, like when you have that 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:45.280 neighbor that just moves your trash can and you're like, 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:46.919 why did you do that? It's not a thing that 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.640 should even affect your day, but if they do it enough, 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:52.560 you're ready to snap. I feel like nosy people have 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:56.639 that level of effect. It's that metal some kind of 0:21:56.680 --> 0:22:00.200 like not minding your business, kind of like you're been 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:02.760 somewhere in a white person who just would randomly pop 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:04.600 up and be like, Hey, what are you doing? And 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:10.080 I'm just like the funk are you? Uh? I don't 0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.359 know how many times that has happened to be, but 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:16.280 I can see it being very aggrafatic. I've been places 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:17.359 and just be like, hey, what are you up to? 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:20.640 Like what do you want? Do you go? No, I'm 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:23.119 not telling you nothing. Well, I just wondering y'all, like 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:26.000 you're having fun. No, bitch, move you don't. That's not 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:28.040 what you're here for. You want to know what three 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.480 niggas is where you at? Move? No, it's the same 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:34.600 concept or it's just like, oh, you just moved in. 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:37.359 What's going on? And it's like the whole concept of 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:41.439 like bringing over like uh, it's like, oh, we just 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:43.560 brought over a like castle roll or whatever. And like, 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:44.960 first of all, I'm I don't know you're not eating 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:49.479 your food. Um, I feel like wait, I feel like 0:22:49.520 --> 0:22:59.760 we're crossing it to a territory of just people think believe. No, no, no, no, no, 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:06.600 you do not understand the original intent of that. Oh, hey, 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:08.760 welcome to the neighborhood. They want to see what your 0:23:08.760 --> 0:23:10.400 house looks like. They want to see how many people 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.320 are in your house. And let's say how you decorated 0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:18.840 the it's to be nosy, they don't know you. Welcome 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.040 you to the neighborhood to find out who you are, 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:24.719