Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, it's Josh Johnson here. We're off this week,
Speaker 1: but we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes,
Speaker 1: nosy versus Noisy Neighbors, which is worse? I personally prefer neither,
Speaker 1: but tune in to find out which one I hate less.
Speaker 1: Have a listen, Welcome to hold Up. It's the show
Speaker 1: where two best friends, one being corresponded Dulcie Sloan of
Speaker 1: The Daily Show and then me, Josh Johnson. I'm a
Speaker 1: writer for The Daily Show. We have arguments, but they're
Speaker 1: not just any old arguments. These aren't things that you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna see in the news, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: in the in the mainstream media. These are things from
Speaker 1: the streets, all right. We're the vocal point from the
Speaker 1: people talking what they're thinking, and we we hash it
Speaker 1: out here, we come to a conclusion. We see who's
Speaker 1: right and who's more right. You know, it's usually me.
Speaker 1: It's usually me. That's not true. But yeah, what we're
Speaker 1: discussing today on the podcast, we're not talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: the war, We're not talking about the rising housing prices.
Speaker 1: We're talking about loud neighbors versus nosy neighbors. This is
Speaker 1: where I'm at. This is where I personally land on
Speaker 1: the side of wanting nosy neighbors as opposed to loud neighbors.
Speaker 1: M hmm, okay, I feel like you You've mentioned I
Speaker 1: feel like in the past that you'd rather loud neighbors
Speaker 1: the nosy neighbors. Well, this is the thing. Nosy neighbors
Speaker 1: loud neighbors, and I'm not I'm not a cock quala,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm not a cock quala.
Speaker 1: I don't play calling the cops. But I think with
Speaker 1: loud neighbors there is a like, if it gets to
Speaker 1: a certain point, you can like tell the building. Again,
Speaker 1: I'm not a snitch either, but if you're iracted or
Speaker 1: real donkey, I'm gonna say something right. So, like with
Speaker 1: souper or loud neighbors, there's always like a course of
Speaker 1: action that you can take to at least get them
Speaker 1: to chill the hell out. Because the thing is, it's like,
Speaker 1: if you have loud neighbors, it's not just you saying
Speaker 1: something like things can be done, actions can be taken,
Speaker 1: people can get kicked out. With nosy neighbors, it's someone
Speaker 1: always popping their head out of the door. Whenever they
Speaker 1: hear another door open, it's somebody standing by the talking
Speaker 1: to the maleman for too long, or hey, I saw
Speaker 1: you got a package or that, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: first of all, get the funk up out my business
Speaker 1: first and foremost. This is a person who's looking at
Speaker 1: who's coming in and out of your house, right. And
Speaker 1: I have like a lot of male friends because I'm
Speaker 1: a female comic, so most of my friends, like most
Speaker 1: of my friends aren't men. And so if I have
Speaker 1: like if you come over and hang out and then
Speaker 1: Ben comes over and hangs out in the same week,
Speaker 1: what the hell is this neighbor gonna think? You see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, It's like, Wow, one came over, then
Speaker 1: the other one came over. Now they're both over. Oh goodness,
Speaker 1: what kind of life of you? And I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: first of all, get some business. So what I'm hearing
Speaker 1: is that what you don't like about the nosiness, outside
Speaker 1: of just the surface level uncomfortableness, is that nosy people
Speaker 1: are usually just pretty lonely. It's just it's just a
Speaker 1: loneliness manifesting its nosiness. Because you could be nosy and
Speaker 1: have you know a full family in the house. Okay,
Speaker 1: Nosy don't mean lonely knows, he just means knows it.
Speaker 1: Nosy means like it's you don't have no business of
Speaker 1: your own. Yeah, yeah, like your mind and mind because
Speaker 1: you ain't got no business to money y'all. So I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I personally feel like nosiness rather than loud,
Speaker 1: like you know, nosy versus noisy. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: nosy every time because I'm a pretty boring dude. So
Speaker 1: then they're not gonna get any They're not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna bore the hell out of a nosy
Speaker 1: person knows he isn't coming for me. Oh nosy, But
Speaker 1: the thing is nose. He doesn't care nose. He just
Speaker 1: wants to know. It's like, okay, you have a dog, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So now every time they see they're gonna be pressed
Speaker 1: that what's he doing with this dog where you know
Speaker 1: they haven't walked him in a while. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: his girlfriend's out of town. I hope everything like it's
Speaker 1: even though you'd have to be by yourself, never leave
Speaker 1: your house and receiving no packages for a nosy person
Speaker 1: to not be involved at all. Plus they live in
Speaker 1: an apartment building and live in a neighborhood, right, so
Speaker 1: they're looking for any any piece of information is information
Speaker 1: that they want because when they see because also nosy
Speaker 1: people have petendency to talk to everybody because they want
Speaker 1: to know what the tea is, so they're gonna ask, oh,
Speaker 1: well what do you do? And so they're just building
Speaker 1: a case. So then it's like, oh, well have you
Speaker 1: taken the dot? Well, oh, I see y'all got a
Speaker 1: new dog or y'll been getting a lot of packages,
Speaker 1: like like what's going on? Like, well, when you're gonna
Speaker 1: have kids? Well maybe they're like it's all it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Like you to be a boring person means that you
Speaker 1: live alone, you have no pets, and you don't engage
Speaker 1: with the nosy person. Okay, So on a scale of
Speaker 1: one to ten, at this moment in time and the conversation,
Speaker 1: how would you say you rank your feeling of wanting
Speaker 1: a loud neighbor versus a nosy neighbor? Is it like
Speaker 1: seven A they're both that they're both don't want I
Speaker 1: want neither neighbor. I want neither person. If you had
Speaker 1: to pick though if you had to pick, Well, the
Speaker 1: thing about a loud neighbor is how are they loud?
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I'm talking loud as a structure of
Speaker 1: being in life. So we're talking about loud hookups, loud music.
Speaker 1: Maybe they practice drums and they're not very good. We're
Speaker 1: talking about all the loud oh nosy every time because wow,
Speaker 1: every time. Because it's like the people, it's like somebody
Speaker 1: down the hall, they have a dog and every time
Speaker 1: they leave, I guess when they don't talk, tie the
Speaker 1: dog up, the dog barks by the front door, And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, first of all, put your dog away.
Speaker 1: I know you have multiple bedrooms in your apartment, Like
Speaker 1: I know you do your multiple bedrooms in your apartment,
Speaker 1: you have a balcony, Like, there's other things that can
Speaker 1: happen with this dog that doesn't include that dog barking
Speaker 1: for an hour's by the front door, disrupting the other
Speaker 1: people on the floor, Like, do something with your dog.
Speaker 1: But since I'm not a snitch and it's not that loud,
Speaker 1: I don't say anything because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: the dog doesn't know that it's being a nuisance. The
Speaker 1: dog don't just being a dog. No, I get what
Speaker 1: you mean. I get I get what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: did not expect. I thought you would deal dig your
Speaker 1: heels way harder than you actually did. Now that we're
Speaker 1: really on the same side, because I'm I'm at about
Speaker 1: a seven where I'd rather nosy versus noisy, just because
Speaker 1: I will say, a nosy neighbor might just save your life.
Speaker 1: You know. Well, let's say I'm falling. I'm old. I
Speaker 1: felt nosy neighbor is gonna be like, I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them in a little while. Let me call somebody. Loud
Speaker 1: neighbor won't even notice. A loud neighbor will be like, man,
Speaker 1: nobody's called the cops all us in a while, thank god. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I have my other building that I lived in,
Speaker 1: someone did pass away. Oh No. The craziest thing about
Speaker 1: that is what I was telling my mom about it.
Speaker 1: Something fell off my wall and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're not doing this in here. It was the craziest
Speaker 1: thing when I was in my apartment one day and
Speaker 1: I saw, like, you don't just like those regular like
Speaker 1: big house lives. Yeah, I was like, fun, did these slow?
Speaker 1: What's happening? I was like, I saw like one or
Speaker 1: two and I was like, did I leave a window
Speaker 1: open or whatever? And then I pulled the curtain back
Speaker 1: and there were forty fucking flies trying to get out
Speaker 1: of the window, and it was crazy. Your girl upstairs,
Speaker 1: so you know Beth that works at the office. The
Speaker 1: way that they found out that something was wrong was
Speaker 1: there was another girl that she's friends with on the
Speaker 1: floor was just looking out of her window and her
Speaker 1: apartment and she saw a bunch of flies on the
Speaker 1: window of that apartment and called and called the super
Speaker 1: and the super was too afraid to go inside, and
Speaker 1: then the wife went inside. I just feel like you're
Speaker 1: building needed some nosier people that that's that's what I'm
Speaker 1: hearing right now. Well, that's what the That's how that
Speaker 1: girl figured it out because she was just looking at
Speaker 1: her window. She's like, hey. Because he was a very
Speaker 1: quiet man, he kept to himself, but at one point
Speaker 1: she was like, why are there all these flies on
Speaker 1: this one window. Beth was telling me there was like
Speaker 1: a smell in her apartment and she didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was. And the one day we both come home
Speaker 1: from work and I'm just like, why is an ambulance here?
Speaker 1: I left and came back. They were there for fucking hours. Wild.
Speaker 1: What's the loudest neighbor you've ever had? M hmm do
Speaker 1: you ever even even if this was a hotel, because
Speaker 1: you know, being on the road, you have to travel
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's just it's always sex or an argument
Speaker 1: like this either. I love a good argument. That's that's
Speaker 1: when I hope my neighbors will be loud, because maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not nosy enough to be nosy, but I'm nosy
Speaker 1: enough to be messy. So then when somebody's near me
Speaker 1: at it as very loud. Oh, it's amazing, that's I
Speaker 1: haven't I've never really hurt. I've never lived anywhere where
Speaker 1: I could hear a really good argument. I rarely hear arguments.
Speaker 1: I heard arguments on the street when like those don't count.
Speaker 1: When I'm like, I've never had it where it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm worried about this person. Come come to Chicago. Chicago
Speaker 1: has some thin walls, all right. I once heard the
Speaker 1: full on argument top to bottom, and then the makeup sex,
Speaker 1: and and then honestly, the makeup sex was worse to
Speaker 1: hear in the argument because my man had no rhythm.
Speaker 1: We're talking about plot plot plot plot, Like just I
Speaker 1: was like, what are you doing in there? You need help?
Speaker 1: It might have been with the argument. What was the
Speaker 1: argument about the argument? I think, okay, I think it
Speaker 1: was about some petty cash. I think it was like
Speaker 1: they had spent some money that was like communal this
Speaker 1: is our like piggy bank money, and then one of
Speaker 1: them spent it. But then it was like the whole
Speaker 1: point was to spend it. Honestly, don't know who I
Speaker 1: sided with in the urument, but it got petty real fast.
Speaker 1: It got like, well, you know, because you let your
Speaker 1: dad live with us for so long, now we all
Speaker 1: our last And I was like, okay, oh no, oh.
Speaker 1: What I love about hearing an argument through a wall
Speaker 1: is that you have to you have to choose your side.
Speaker 1: You have to choose who you're like, all right, I
Speaker 1: think I think this is the person that I'm into.
Speaker 1: Then you also have to choose as the development happens,
Speaker 1: what you feel like is the best uh, is the
Speaker 1: best argument? Yeah, it's like the best course of action
Speaker 1: for the side that you've picked. So one time I
Speaker 1: was just chilling right and there was this there was
Speaker 1: this guy that was yelling at his roommate, and the
Speaker 1: roommate was was like, hey, no, it's not my turn
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's like, of course, it's your turn. It's
Speaker 1: always your turn because you'd never do it. And they
Speaker 1: were arguing about the dishes, all right. But then as
Speaker 1: I as I learned more about this this uh roommate situation,
Speaker 1: it was just funny because the one that always does
Speaker 1: the dishes apparently wasn't doing anything else, and so it
Speaker 1: was like, all right, but I vacuum and it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll vacuum up some dishes because you never
Speaker 1: do the dishes. And it was it got it got
Speaker 1: to the point where it stopped being about the dishes.
Speaker 1: Like you know, every every roommate situation is lightly it's
Speaker 1: like married. It's like diet marriage, you know, because you're
Speaker 1: not even involved, but you're you're stuck together for the
Speaker 1: term of this lease. And I don't know, I've just watched,
Speaker 1: I've watched and heard a lot of great, great arguments
Speaker 1: through a wall like it. Actually, it's one of those
Speaker 1: things where when you're broke and you're living like that,
Speaker 1: it's one of life's you pleasures. Well, you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is a bad apartment. I'm not living well right now.
Speaker 1: This is a bad situation. But you know what's brightening
Speaker 1: my day these loudass neighbors. Sometimes it was happening while
Speaker 1: I was trying to get sleep. So I still go
Speaker 1: nosy over over loud every time, but every once while
Speaker 1: you would just hear like, what was the best way
Speaker 1: to put it. It's like, for me, it's just funny
Speaker 1: when when a man's voice cracks, all right, it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where it's like it's like a helly
Speaker 1: grown man. Yeah, he had that base, and he might
Speaker 1: even be right. That's the worst part. You might even
Speaker 1: be right in all of your anger and your assumptions
Speaker 1: and everything's going on. You you fully correct, but now
Speaker 1: that your voice is cracked, you have lost credibility. It's
Speaker 1: like it's and you can feel it happened. So there
Speaker 1: was one time I was laying and this is why
Speaker 1: I was on air mattress. I was not I was
Speaker 1: not having a good life. You know, I've been on
Speaker 1: an air mattress before my first uh, when I first
Speaker 1: moved to New York, when I first got my first
Speaker 1: department in New York, I had an air mattress that's
Speaker 1: because I didn't have And then I moved to New
Speaker 1: York with like three okase, never furniture, and I had
Speaker 1: one of those good like double decker, like thick, expensive
Speaker 1: air mattresses, like you can put two people you got
Speaker 1: sex on that air mattress, like it was a high quality. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm with you, it's just you're on that one quality. No,
Speaker 1: so I already have to basically put myself in a
Speaker 1: slight coma to get to sleep right, and then through
Speaker 1: the walls, I just feel like, oh, it's not going
Speaker 1: down like that. No, no, no, no, no, it's just
Speaker 1: a bunch of nas, which is also how you can
Speaker 1: tell someone in an argument can't think of the next thing.
Speaker 1: They just remember that baseline is no. My position is no.
Speaker 1: I must say no until I think of another point.
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, no, y'all y'all wrong for that.
Speaker 1: You'all wrong for that. And then think that means that
Speaker 1: he's usually in the wrong, Like if I hear a
Speaker 1: man saying, no, it's not going down like that. Now
Speaker 1: you're only going on like this, nig is wrong. Whatever
Speaker 1: is happening, he is wrong. I love a good I'm
Speaker 1: not going out like that because such a dramatic sentence. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not going out like that. I'm like, this isn't
Speaker 1: no one's coming back to day Ryan. It's not the
Speaker 1: end of training day. This is not the end of like,
Speaker 1: this is not the climaxic scene of a movie. This
Speaker 1: is not a drug deal that could go wrong in
Speaker 1: any minute. You're just arguing about you probably got got
Speaker 1: caught cheating or you didn't do something you were supposed
Speaker 1: to do, like the whole na no, no, oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: so that's how you're gonna do me. If I hear
Speaker 1: that's how you're gonna do me. It's not going down
Speaker 1: like that. Oh oh so what you're trying to say?
Speaker 1: What I said? Ding dong. You're fucking wrong, bro. I'm
Speaker 1: not had a lot of your start with. Oh. I
Speaker 1: feel most of what you over here is oh like,
Speaker 1: if I hear an argument Atlanta, oh oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: so that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. That's
Speaker 1: how y'all gonna do me. That's how y'all gonna do me.
Speaker 1: And like, I know you're wrong, No, you're wrong, You're
Speaker 1: not saying nothing. Wow, that's how y'all gonna do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's how we're going to do you, bro. Like
Speaker 1: it's if I hear certain sentences when I hear an argument,
Speaker 1: especially if a man is in an argument with whoever,
Speaker 1: if I hear wow, so that's how you're gonna treat
Speaker 1: a black man. You were dead fucking wrong. We're dead
Speaker 1: fucking I don't care what happened. He wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: take out the trash, or he had a baby that
Speaker 1: his girl didn't know about. I'm telling you that niked
Speaker 1: is wrong. He is dead asked wrong? Oh or wow,
Speaker 1: A good long while we'll do it because in this situation,
Speaker 1: the guy was like no, no, no, no, and then
Speaker 1: and then I heard some other murmuring because the other
Speaker 1: person wasn't mean as loud. I also think he was
Speaker 1: positioned too close to the wall and out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: My man is like who you talking to? And it
Speaker 1: was it was like you could tell he guys are
Speaker 1: upset that at the who he lost the base and
Speaker 1: he couldn't find it again, like like the base was
Speaker 1: avoiding him until he got to the two and the
Speaker 1: two was too much. The two was like two, well,
Speaker 1: who are you talking to? One is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite phrases in black toom right, who you're talking to?
Speaker 1: Means I know you're not talking to me. Basically, I
Speaker 1: love it when it's black women do when they go
Speaker 1: who are you talking to? As it's a legitimate question,
Speaker 1: well like you're talking to you? There's no way, and
Speaker 1: my favorite is who are you talking? And then the
Speaker 1: look up? I love saying the look around is a
Speaker 1: is a? The look around? I've done it, I've done it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who who are you talking to? I'm it's
Speaker 1: like you've been talking to You're It's a legitimate question
Speaker 1: because there's no fucking away this arman being is talking.
Speaker 1: I've said, I know you're not I know you're not
Speaker 1: talking to me. I know you're not talking to me.
Speaker 1: Who else? Who else is here? Who are you talking to?
Speaker 1: Clearly I've made the mistake of standing in between you
Speaker 1: and whoever you're trying to disrespect. Right now, full taxi driver,
Speaker 1: I want to have another quick check in because things
Speaker 1: took a turn early in the episode where I'm realizing
Speaker 1: now that even though we started out in the position
Speaker 1: of noisy versus nosy, you've you've quickly come over to
Speaker 1: my side of nosy over noisy, and I just want
Speaker 1: to see if you still feel that way at this
Speaker 1: point in the episode. To be fair, I hate them both.
Speaker 1: But if I had to make this devil's choice, it
Speaker 1: was Nosey all along. It was because it was like,
Speaker 1: well loud only because once I got the parameters of
Speaker 1: what the loud was, then I can't be on board,
Speaker 1: and gave me on board at all, because now that
Speaker 1: I know that this this person is going to be
Speaker 1: making every noise humanly possible, there has to be effort
Speaker 1: being put into this amount of noise, Like you can't
Speaker 1: cook this loudly, you can't talk this loudly. Everything you do,
Speaker 1: like that's cartoon level. That's cartoon level. You're walking loud,
Speaker 1: you're talking loud everything this is. You're being a fucking
Speaker 1: menace as of that point. You're just doing it for
Speaker 1: the sake of being disruptive. No one exists out of
Speaker 1: volume that everyone can hear at all times. That's not
Speaker 1: even how humans work, Like that's insane. I think that
Speaker 1: there are people who are unintentional really loud neighbors because
Speaker 1: I've lived in places where it felt like the roof
Speaker 1: was gonna cave in because I heard every footstep. My
Speaker 1: upstairs neighbors used to like vacuum loudly every Friday, which
Speaker 1: was confusing because we had hardwood floors. So I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe they have rugs, but if there were rugs, it
Speaker 1: would soak up the sound. It would soak up the sound.
Speaker 1: So you are loudly vacuuming. And it was like just
Speaker 1: vacuuming pebbles hard every Friday, like midday on Friday, which
Speaker 1: was fine, except that I would record, like the cartoon
Speaker 1: that I do Great North. We were recording on Friday's,
Speaker 1: so depending on what time they vacuum. And I'm like
Speaker 1: what They're like, Oh, we're hearing something they had. My
Speaker 1: upstairs neighbor is vacuuming on hardwood floor. They don't own
Speaker 1: a broom. All right, This vacuum has been the family
Speaker 1: for a very long time. This is a Dison family,
Speaker 1: no Dison it. This was a hoover. This is original
Speaker 1: in the back. Yes, this was remember being the loudest
Speaker 1: things like It's like it's like, I understand the animals
Speaker 1: were afraid of these, but like human children are also
Speaker 1: afraid of these loud aspects. They were so loud it's
Speaker 1: like prove to me this won't eat me. Yeah, I'm free.
Speaker 1: What do I know? I'm ten. This still seems like
Speaker 1: a problem for the listener who may have landed on
Speaker 1: the other side of where we are. I do have
Speaker 1: to offer up that a nosy neighbor can still take
Speaker 1: you to a place that you're so angry. You don't
Speaker 1: you don't even really understand why. It's it's where things
Speaker 1: become so petty, you know, like when you have that
Speaker 1: neighbor that just moves your trash can and you're like,
Speaker 1: why did you do that? It's not a thing that
Speaker 1: should even affect your day, but if they do it enough,
Speaker 1: you're ready to snap. I feel like nosy people have
Speaker 1: that level of effect. It's that metal some kind of
Speaker 1: like not minding your business, kind of like you're been
Speaker 1: somewhere in a white person who just would randomly pop
Speaker 1: up and be like, Hey, what are you doing? And
Speaker 1: I'm just like the funk are you? Uh? I don't
Speaker 1: know how many times that has happened to be, but
Speaker 1: I can see it being very aggrafatic. I've been places
Speaker 1: and just be like, hey, what are you up to?
Speaker 1: Like what do you want? Do you go? No, I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you nothing. Well, I just wondering y'all, like
Speaker 1: you're having fun. No, bitch, move you don't. That's not
Speaker 1: what you're here for. You want to know what three
Speaker 1: niggas is where you at? Move? No, it's the same
Speaker 1: concept or it's just like, oh, you just moved in.
Speaker 1: What's going on? And it's like the whole concept of
Speaker 1: like bringing over like uh, it's like, oh, we just
Speaker 1: brought over a like castle roll or whatever. And like,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm I don't know you're not eating
Speaker 1: your food. Um, I feel like wait, I feel like
Speaker 1: we're crossing it to a territory of just people think believe. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you do not understand the original intent of that. Oh, hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to the neighborhood. They want to see what your
Speaker 1: house looks like. They want to see how many people
Speaker 1: are in your house. And let's say how you decorated
Speaker 1: the it's to be nosy, they don't know you. Welcome
Speaker 1: you to the neighborhood to find out who you are,
Speaker 1: what you do, who lives over here. So when they
Speaker 1: established what the baseline of humans is over here, then
Speaker 1: when anybody who's not in a bait, let's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well it's a husband and a wife, or it's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, two husbands. Whatever. If you see Bobby and
Speaker 1: Jim every day and you know Bobby done left on
Speaker 1: the trip and Jim got somebody else coming over, well
Speaker 1: we notice that's not where's what's Well, you know Bobby
Speaker 1: always a Bobby would suitcase. Somebody said he was going
Speaker 1: on going on in business trip for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Well why do you see it? And it's that so
Speaker 1: now I know. So that's how you create the nosy
Speaker 1: neighbor in a neighborhood, like like you know you because
Speaker 1: people on apartments don't come check and see how you
Speaker 1: that's not it's an apartment. But like in a house,
Speaker 1: you know, you want to see who's around, what's popping,
Speaker 1: who's doing what? You wanna make sure that you know
Speaker 1: foolish is going on. So the original intent of the hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to the neighborhood is, well, find out what the
Speaker 1: hell is going on at your house and how to
Speaker 1: judge you accordingly, for it got you. So the thing
Speaker 1: that might be a bit difficult is that the same way,
Speaker 1: the same process of big like a new nosy neighbor
Speaker 1: is also kind of similar to the cubic A new
Speaker 1: for it. It's like it's dangerously close. It's like like
Speaker 1: if you just moved in and I want to be
Speaker 1: your friend and I don't know you and I don't
Speaker 1: even know what you do, but I'm like, maybe I
Speaker 1: want to be friends with this person. I think I
Speaker 1: have to like come over with some sort of welcome gift.
Speaker 1: And I think I have to like, you know, invite
Speaker 1: you to stuff and like, yeah, but you don't know
Speaker 1: how it. But so say you want to come over
Speaker 1: develop a friendship. I you know, you have to both
Speaker 1: be interested to be friends. So if it doesn't pop off,
Speaker 1: if there's no chemistry there but one of you doesn't
Speaker 1: get it, you keep coming over. Now you just well, look,
Speaker 1: I I'm glad that we have come to this. I
Speaker 1: think I feel like this is like one of the
Speaker 1: first times we really really agreed on something that I
Speaker 1: did not see this coming. At least with a nosy neighbor.
Speaker 1: I can go in my house and then it's done.
Speaker 1: With a loud neighbor, their lifestyle isn't isn't what's the
Speaker 1: word I'm trying to say, is invading my home? Like
Speaker 1: I don't live in your house. But I hear the
Speaker 1: noise in your house. Yea, so it's like you don't
Speaker 1: pay rent here, So take your sounds music, take the
Speaker 1: noise tape, the argument. I don't know, y'all. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be involved. I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be involved, and get out of
Speaker 1: my house. I feel well, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: listening to hold up. We're here every week, we drop
Speaker 1: every Thursday. We bring new topics every time, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate you being here toils. I appreciate that for once
Speaker 1: we really came to us. This is never like just
Speaker 1: so you know, as listeners, I don't know what episode
Speaker 1: this is gonna be or anything, but this hasn't happened
Speaker 1: before now and even just in our friendship. It's very
Speaker 1: rare that me and you both are just like, yep,
Speaker 1: when you take when you gave me the uh, the
Speaker 1: whole spectrum of of auditory assault that can be done,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I gotta be out. I gotta
Speaker 1: because the nosy neighbor has to see you to be nosy.
Speaker 1: Allowed neighbors never saw to murder, They've never helped in
Speaker 1: an investigation. They know the least. They were like, I
Speaker 1: didn't see anything. I didn't hear anything either, Right, but
Speaker 1: it Nosy neighbor knows well she always comes home around
Speaker 1: two in the morning from work and can come home.
Speaker 1: Nosy Neighbors accounts hold up in court truly. Listen to
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