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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. And just a reminder, merch

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Speaker 1: Your cute hoodies, your cute t shirts. You only have

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Speaker 1: It's not too late yet. Okay, So it's in the

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Speaker 1: show notes, right, all right, in the show notes, follow

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Speaker 1: us at Brooke and Jeffrey, and here's your show.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, missing pain, No, I'm missing It's it under

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Speaker 2: your thing?

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Speaker 3: Have it?

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Speaker 2: Is it under you?

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Speaker 4: If you tell us what you're looking for?

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Speaker 3: Can help?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, jeff you can't say that.

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Speaker 6: You can't.

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Speaker 7: It says we're late. Rolls of cinnamon.

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Speaker 6: W C I I there is.

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Speaker 8: Taped under his laptop.

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Speaker 9: But late it's because we gotta do Which clip is it?

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Speaker 7: Vitral sound bites?

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Speaker 9: Only enough time to play one?

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Speaker 7: No more questions, Let's just get.

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Speaker 9: To the choices. Your first option is a seven second

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Speaker 9: clip of an eight year old girl who's pretty sure

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Speaker 9: she knows where babies come from. Or option two is

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Speaker 9: a once proud parrot who at this point has serious

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Speaker 9: confidence issues from the shame of being rejected by my

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Speaker 9: co host time and again. But in spite of all

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Speaker 9: the haters and all the mistreatment, he's ready to make

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Speaker 9: his glorious radio comeback with a brand new thirty second

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Speaker 9: rendition of the Rolling Stones Start Me Up?

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Speaker 3: So hurry?

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Speaker 9: Is it misinformed Minor or masterful macaw?

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Speaker 1: Alexis misinformed minor?

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Speaker 7: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 1: She never got the talk, you guys.

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Speaker 8: She needs to hear it.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't know how whatever, and I have to play

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Speaker 1: it for her.

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Speaker 8: The missing for.

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Speaker 1: Alexis needsy, I hate. I just don't even know the

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Speaker 1: Rolling Stones song?

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Speaker 9: All right, Crackers takes it in the shorts again. Let's

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Speaker 9: hear the sound of an eight year old girl who's

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Speaker 9: pretty sure she knows where babies come from.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Peyton, you should ask your dad where babies come from?

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Speaker 7: I know?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Wrong again?

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Speaker 9: Which clipping is it?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 9: I'm your host, Jeffrey Earlyworm Debo. Let's get into the

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Speaker 9: shock collar question of the day. We have a bucket

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Speaker 9: full of names. We're gonna draw one out to who

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Speaker 9: gets asked a trivia question. If you answer wrong, the

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Speaker 9: punishment is to be shocked while singing a song. So

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Speaker 9: text into seventy five nine to two until s which

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Speaker 9: one you would like to hear? Jose, you gotta draw

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Speaker 9: a name out because you're the shot call the last

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Speaker 9: who get.

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Speaker 7: Jose beer nut Milano Nuts?

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Speaker 9: Okay, Jose is gonna put on the shot collar while

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Speaker 9: that happens, Digital Jay, please read us a shot collar

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Speaker 9: question of the day.

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Speaker 4: Over the last forty years, information has been collected and

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Speaker 4: stored in something called the J Archive. As of last

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Speaker 4: count there are more than four hundred thousand entries on there,

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Speaker 4: and normal people from around the globe come together to

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Speaker 4: add to it. It's a free service that's easily accessible

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Speaker 4: on the Internet, and it's updated exactly five times a week.

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Speaker 4: What kind of information would you find in the J Archive?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 9: The J Archive? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And over four hundred thousand. I mean my first thought

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Speaker 1: is what does J stand for?

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Speaker 8: Right? Like journalism Archive?

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Speaker 1: But those are already archived by the papers and the

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Speaker 7: The archive themselves.

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Speaker 8: And why would you need to update it five times

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Speaker 8: a week? I know that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Monday through Friday, you're updating it.

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Speaker 8: Well, it's like really precise.

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Speaker 7: Well, I mean, there's a reason people do it, right,

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Speaker 7: wouldn't they want to make money? Or is it just

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Speaker 1: I mean over four hundred thousand entries, he said, and

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, instructions for brain surgery.

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Speaker 1: Oh, but instructions aren't bad. What if the jarchive is

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Speaker 1: instruction manuals for different.

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Speaker 7: House old I don't like for people to help.

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Speaker 1: How you use your vacuum cleaner. Here's the instruction manual.

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Speaker 9: So what would JA stand for?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 1: Maybe Jay's a dude who started it, like Craig from Craigslist.

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Speaker 7: Oh, it's the name.

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Speaker 9: Looked at the question one more time.

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Speaker 4: The j Archive has been around for forty years and

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Speaker 4: people from all over the globe. It's free to access it,

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Speaker 4: and many people love it, although one famous celebrity was

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Speaker 4: told of its existence and then was quoted as saying, really,

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Speaker 4: get a life, people, What kind of information would you

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Speaker 4: find in the Jarchive?

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Speaker 7: No, it's not that useful. It's it's silly and stupid,

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Speaker 7: like a meme archive.

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Speaker 8: But it was a celebrity who said it.

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Speaker 9: Or maybe it's like an archive talking about celebrities, like oh,

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Speaker 9: I ran into this celebrity and they were a jerk

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Speaker 9: and it's all the archives.

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Speaker 1: K archive like a like and people post and they're

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Speaker 1: just negative stories about collecting stories if you're serveral, celebrity

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Speaker 1: or jerk.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I met buck Fox and she only tipped me

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Speaker 9: one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Scam a scam? What do you mean a scam?

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Speaker 9: Like a list of scams.

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Speaker 8: Or conspiracy theories?

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Speaker 1: I mean, if we're going to talk about a.

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Speaker 8: Wage time.

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Speaker 9: Suggestions from anybody to give a Jurassic archive where they

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Speaker 9: find But what.

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Speaker 1: If it's some sort of movie archive that you know,

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Speaker 1: how like people like to keep track of every butt

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Speaker 1: scene or every kind of like the junk Archive. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, it's it gough archive. I have that.

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Speaker 8: Friendly How excites do you just say?

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of let's just gets naked?

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Speaker 9: Give us an answer? What do you think?

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Speaker 6: Ever?

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Speaker 1: You guys, that's what happens there.

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Speaker 9: It's a happy place until you get on it, right

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Speaker 9: love the dark web? What do you think?

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Speaker 7: I think?

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Speaker 9: I'm going to go with the Jay stands for jerk

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Speaker 9: and it's the jerk archives where people will talk crab about.

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Speaker 4: The j Archive as of this writing, has four hundred

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Speaker 4: and twenty one thousand and forty entries, the first of

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Speaker 4: which came in the early eighties. It's grown so much

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Speaker 4: over the years that companies like IBM utilize it and

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Speaker 4: admit their AI computer Watson wouldn't be possible without it.

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Speaker 4: Every weekday, that's five days a week. In the early evenings,

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Speaker 4: the new entries start to roll into the j archive

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Speaker 4: because it's the number one most comprehensive database. Four every

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Speaker 4: Jeopardy clue ever broadcast on TV, and the celebrity who

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Speaker 4: said get a life was none other than Alex Trebek.

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Speaker 1: Question ever funny that the smart people in this room.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to it, but yeah, idea, we.

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Speaker 9: Didn't get it right. And so somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 9: the song dance Monkey by Tones and I jose get shocked.

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Speaker 3: Dance from a dance from a dance For me, I've

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Speaker 3: never seen anybody do the things you do.

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Speaker 8: I didn't like that.

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Speaker 1: I know I used.

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Speaker 8: To like it.

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Speaker 9: Not you're singing it in the back of a van.

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Speaker 9: Shock Collar.

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Speaker 6: Question of the day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: Guys, it's free phone Friday.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what a giving away phone.

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Speaker 9: It's where we get to know each other better through

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Speaker 9: the use of our phones. And the people who were

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Speaker 9: pre selected to participate today were Jose and Alexis. So

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Speaker 9: two of you get your phones out, put in your password,

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Speaker 9: open them up, and then swap phones. All right, once

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Speaker 9: you guys have passed it to each other, you're gonna

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Speaker 9: have exactly one minute to look through whatever you want

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Speaker 9: on there and tell us anything interesting that you find

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Speaker 9: about the other person.

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Speaker 7: It's one minute.

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Speaker 9: It's only one minute looking How much filth do you

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Speaker 9: think she could possibly uncover in one minute? All right,

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Speaker 9: so here we go.

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Speaker 6: Go comforble.

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Speaker 9: No, don't say anything until the music is done. This

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Speaker 9: is your chance to look. Okay, Brook, what do you

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Speaker 5: Find on they're both technologically inempt.

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Speaker 1: I think both are going to find inappropriate pictures.

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Speaker 9: Oh I was thinking maybe on Jose's phone, but Alexis

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Speaker 9: is probably getting mostly like Fisher Price games, Sesame.

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Speaker 1: Street Chat checker, DMS in Instagram.

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Speaker 9: I feel like.

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Speaker 7: Because I don't know how to back out.

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Speaker 9: Truly, I didn't expect that much complaining.

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Speaker 1: It's like old people trying to work on Its just

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Speaker 9: One ute is up Alexis. I know that you could

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Speaker 9: barely figure this out, But tell us the one most

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Speaker 9: interesting thing you saw or read on Jose's phone.

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Speaker 5: They has hundreds of unopened snaptot messages and I am

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Speaker 5: one of them from days ago, and he has not

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Speaker 5: opened any of them.

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Speaker 9: Male or female?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell it's obviously female?

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Speaker 4: Endless?

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Speaker 9: Jose is either really popular into some really shady dealings. Jose,

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Speaker 9: what did you find the one most interesting thing on

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Speaker 7: Interesting fact that I found was that you are texting

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Speaker 7: a million girls as well, and you have not hooked

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Speaker 7: me up with one of these ladies. It's like on

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Speaker 7: Sue Soon.

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Speaker 9: Keep in touch with my family.

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Speaker 7: Tom's mom. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You, mom, She messaged me okay, sent me.

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Speaker 9: Chocolate before you pass it back. To make sure you

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Speaker 9: forward yourself some of those contacts so you can reach

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Speaker 9: out to them. But make sure to join us next

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Speaker 9: week and we're gonna try Tinder match. Mondays, you guys

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Speaker 9: will exchange phones and check out potential matches and conversations.

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Speaker 7: I think I have Pat.

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Speaker 9: Don't have time for that film. Laser story wants to

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Speaker 9: give my kids Laser stories. Brook. It's coming up next.

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Speaker 9: It's the radio segment that brought a swear jar to

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Speaker 9: Samuel L. Jackson's birthday party and he made sixty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 9: That was just off Julia Roberts. Wow, it's laser Stories,

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Speaker 9: the segment where we read weird news stories around the glove,

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Speaker 9: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 9: and those other plane snakes just don't. This first laser

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Speaker 9: story is out of Colorado. A hunting party in the

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Speaker 9: Colorado Wilderness contacted authorities when one of their guys didn't

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Speaker 9: return to camp. Scary night was closing in and they

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Speaker 9: were incredibly concerned, seeing that they were camping off trail

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Speaker 9: in a swampy, dense area some big testicles to pull.

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Speaker 7: This does sound fun.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was something where we're going to finally

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Speaker 7: That's amazing, Brook, I actually want that.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna have to wait a little longer for that.

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Speaker 9: This is for loud talkers who can't keep their voice

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Speaker 1: Okay, is this directed to me? You were just complaining

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Speaker 7: I'm also very loud.

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Speaker 9: Basically, it's a new Bluetooth mouthpiece that straps to your face,

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Speaker 9: It muffles your voice for phone calls in public.

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Speaker 9: We should because people who are around others who use

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Speaker 9: Oh, I wasn't talking about you there, bro. That must

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can tell all sorts of secrets

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Speaker 1: and oh you can talk it in front of them.

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Speaker 9: They're not available for purchase yet, but they should start

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Speaker 9: This next Lazer stories out of the Tucson of Emoticons.

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Speaker 9: Like the City, emojis provide a feel for messages that

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Speaker 9: Chains should happen?

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Speaker 9: Adobe just released the results of a big study they

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Speaker 9: the three that make you the most likable are the

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Speaker 7: All right, a constantly used.

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Speaker 9: The three that make you the least likable are the

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Speaker 1: Pooh oh, yeah, how is that flirting?

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Speaker 9: The angry yellow face, and of course the eggplant.

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Speaker 9: Just be careful when you're asking someone if they want

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Speaker 8: Man, I hate you now.

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Speaker 9: Using emojis is generally a good thing whenever you're flirting

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Speaker 9: more than half of adults forty in younger say they'd

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Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe I won't.

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Speaker 6: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: We got an email from a listener the other day

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Speaker 9: Things are changing. But let's get serious for a second.

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Speaker 9: It's not. I really think that our listeners and everyone

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Speaker 9: Kids are into it. We're gonna do it. Coming up,

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Speaker 9: I don't know about you, guys, but rarely do listeners

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Speaker 9: But someone said that they heard something on our show

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Speaker 9: Here's how it went. The guy's name is Dustin. He's

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Speaker 9: When someone says I don't have good luck with attractive women?

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Speaker 9: I agree with you needs to fix himself. I think

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a funny guy.

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Speaker 9: That's a statement you rarely hear. What's your take on that.

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Speaker 9: of himself in a screenshot of the girl that he's

455
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Speaker 9: chatting with. Two. Her name is Tatiana. So there she

456
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Speaker 9: is and there's Dustin.

457
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 8: Is she real?

458
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it looks like his passport photo is.

459
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 9: Tatiana looks like a model though, and Dustin said he

460
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 9: was intimidated and nervous until he tried using vegetable puns

461
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 9: to make her because if you remember, we did a

462
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 9: segment about a month ago where I took Jose's phone

463
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 9: and messaged women for him on a dating app, and

464
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,360
Speaker 9: with one very pretty lady, we tried catching her attention

465
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 9: by texting a bunch of vegetable puns, which Brooke absolutely hated.

466
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Speaker 9: And that's exactly what Dustin did, because he sent us

467
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Speaker 9: the texts.

468
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: And I'm going to read them to you.

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Speaker 9: I remind I'm reminding you this is a loyal listener

470
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Speaker 9: of ours, so please do not rip him mercilessly. So anyway,

471
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 9: Dustin replied to the prompt on Tatiana's profile that said,

472
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 9: let's debate this topic. Best nachos in the city? Oh great,

473
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 9: and so he wrote, you don't know. I guess it's

474
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 9: nacho fault. You don't know the best place like I did.

475
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 9: I mean, And that's when Tatiana, the woman who's out

476
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Speaker 9: of his league, remember, actually matched with him and sent

477
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Speaker 9: a smiley face. You know what that is, Brooke, that's

478
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Speaker 9: the door opening this why yes, door romancy can fair?

479
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 8: Is it just the light coming through?

480
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 9: Just the light Dustin suggests a nacho comparison date, her

481
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 9: favorite nacho spot versus his favorite nacho spot, and no response.

482
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Speaker 9: Oh okay, rule of thumb. If brook loves it, it's

483
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 9: going to fail. Reason why there was no funny puns

484
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 9: in there.

485
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 8: Ye okay.

486
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, but he's learned to not give up and when

487
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 9: all else fails, go back to puns and making her laugh.

488
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 9: Does his next message say Okay, clearly you don't like

489
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 9: the nacho comparison date, and I don't blame you ridiculous idea.

490
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 9: We need to focus on vegetables for our hangout, hopefully

491
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Speaker 9: a date that can be unbeatable.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so.

493
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: Something it's the easiest of the vegetable pun.

494
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Speaker 9: He goes on something that's not been there, done that, emojila.

495
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 9: I promise to Romayne, calm let us emoji while I

496
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 9: wait for your response. Two days later, no response. Dustin

497
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 9: didn't give up. He's the rudy of our dating world.

498
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 9: So he tries one last line, Okay, I give up.

499
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 9: I'm kaling it a day, And at that point Tatiana replies.

500
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 9: She says, She says, haha, you are on a roll.

501
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 9: Not show comparison date sounds hilarious success very often, but

502
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 9: he's got her back now. So Justin responds, let's set

503
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 9: a time. I'll bring clipboards and we can review the

504
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 9: nots in ten different categories. She hearts that, but doesn't

505
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 9: respond for the entire weekend, so Dustin waits three more

506
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 9: days and goes back to the.

507
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Speaker 1: Well, does he set a date like as in a dr.

508
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Speaker 9: Prune that's able? He says, no response, Is it because

509
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 9: you're a vegetarian. If it is, it's a huge missed

510
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 9: steak and puts a steak emoji.

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00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: Okay, my fruit's not good, but his okay, because it's okay.

512
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 9: Admittedly, Dustin does get a little bit desperate here and writes, oh, man,

513
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 9: what the hell am I doing here? Bread emoji? I

514
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 9: know I'm butter back off, butter emoji. Hope to hear

515
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 9: from you again so we can catch up.

516
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, it's like a one trick pony.

517
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 8: Was going to give us hope.

518
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 9: And after that, Tatiana replies, Haha, wow, that's awesome.

519
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 8: Yes, a date.

520
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 9: Well, they don't have a date. Yes, so we can't

521
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 9: call this a victory at the moment, but he has

522
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 9: agreed to keep us updated on what happens next, and

523
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 9: hopefully he knows we're all rooting for him. I think

524
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 9: the big question here, Brooke, is will he stick with

525
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 9: veggies or is he going to move on to something

526
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 9: else like cheese punts.

527
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: Maybe this girl is interested. Oh yeah, I mean she's certain,

528
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: she's entertained, and I think that it gives him the

529
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: confidence that he needs, because that's what he's last.

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00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 9: You know what, Dustin, if you want to move on

531
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 9: to cheese puns cheddar luck next time. I believe in you.

532
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 9: Phone taps coming up.

533
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 6: Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

534
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 9: We're running out of time, so I can only tell

535
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 9: you the bullet points of the phone tap that it's

536
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 9: about to air. Okay, woman, cell phone problem, Yeah, Brook,

537
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 9: bad helper?

538
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: Wait what laughter?

539
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 9: Phone tap right now?

540
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: Yay?

541
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 7: I love it, we need it.

542
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: You think I tried to be a good helper, but

543
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: you decide for yourself.

544
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 9: Mornings on the twenties.

545
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Patty Melt calling from wireless. I'm

546
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: looking for Britney.

547
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, Yes, it's me.

548
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm calling regarding it could play to email us about Yeah.

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00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 10: Sorry, it's hard to hear because it keeps cutting out

550
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 10: but that is actually the whole problem with my phone.

551
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 11: Oh but I think what you.

552
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 10: Were asking, Yeah, my phone, like my calls keep dropping

553
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 10: out for some reason, and it's been happening for like

554
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 10: a week at it so annoying.

555
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 1: I'm taking notes right now. Yeah, okay, and don't worry.

556
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: We are the number one service. We're gonna get this

557
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: cleaned up, splicety lit.

558
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, that'll be great because this has been extremely

559
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 11: frustrating or.

560
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Is it lickety split? You know, sometimes I just get

561
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: things turned around. So let me go over some prompt

562
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: questions for people who are dealing with the same thing,

563
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: because apparently it's happening a lot in your area. First question,

564
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: what medications are you on?

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00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 11: What medications?

566
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 12: Uh?

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00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 10: Huh, I think that's a breach of medical like privacy.

568
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 11: I don't know why you need to know that.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm not a doctor. There's no hippocratic hypocritic, whatever

570
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: that oath is, I don't take it. Yeah, I'm just

571
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: wondering if you're on anything you know, a small percentage

572
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: of our cust stomers or on hallucinogenics.

573
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not on hallucinogenics. I'm not like hallucinating that

574
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 10: I've called to cutting out.

575
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: Well that's good because you know some of our customers

576
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,719
Speaker 1: just imagine it.

577
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 11: So are you curious right now?

578
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? We did a study in twenty eighteen that found

579
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: a small percentage of people thought they had drop calls

580
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: had actually exposed themselves to mine altering substances.

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Speaker 11: How does that have to do with anything? Oh, that's

582
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 11: your question again.

583
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: It's just a small percentage of people. Something I have

584
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Speaker 1: to ask. It's my job.

585
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 11: Okay, great, I'm not high. Can we move on to

586
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 11: the next question?

587
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: Not high on anything interesting? Okay? Yes, got it? And

588
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: next question? Do you own or rent a hairless pet?

589
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 10: Do I own or rent a hairless cat?

590
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 6: No?

591
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: Pet?

592
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: Pet?

593
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 8: Pet?

594
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

595
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: Maybe an iguana, lizard, sphinx dog?

596
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 8: I mean cat?

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Speaker 1: Does count?

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00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 3: No?

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00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: Would weasel? No?

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Speaker 11: I don't own a hairless pet. Okay, what does this

601
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 11: have to do with my phone?

602
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: That's a great question, and I do have an answer

603
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: for you. See one study done in nineteen ninety three

604
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: found that cell phone companies with households that had one

605
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: or more hairless pets could possibly disrupt cell coverage in

606
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: warm climbate areas. Isn't that fascinating.

607
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 11: No, it's really not and it's not relevant, and.

608
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 10: I don't know why you're talking about this.

609
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Well that study would say differently, but.

610
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 10: Well, I'm not undrugged and I don't have any hairless cats.

611
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 10: So that's one of the actual phone stuff.

612
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the phone stuff. We have about two

613
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five questions to go.

614
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 11: Oh my god, No, I don't have time for this.

615
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I hear you. You know what, I'm going to

616
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: speed it up for you. We can just get to

617
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: the second subset of questions, Oh my god, do you

618
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: own a cell phone?

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Speaker 11: The question is do I have a cell phone? Even

620
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 11: though the whole reason.

621
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 10: I called is because of my cell phone issues and

622
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 10: I'm literally talking to you on my cell phone.

623
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: Well, in a study done in two thousand and three, wait,

624
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: zero zero zero six y five percent of people who

625
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: called in to complain about cell phones didn't actually own it.

626
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 10: And that's what you're starting because this question, this has

627
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 10: like nothing to do with my phone.

628
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 11: Can we please fix my phone?

629
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 8: Okay?

630
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: I think this next question will get to the bottom of.

631
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 11: It, so I highly doubt that.

632
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: So do you or a close relative currently live above

633
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: or near an old radioactive dumpy ground or now unabandoned

634
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: silver mine.

635
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 11: I'm done, though. You don't talk to a manager.

636
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 10: No, I don't live above a mine or a dumping ground.

637
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 11: No, I need to talk to a manager. This is horrible.

638
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I completely understand the last are you. Yeah, we

639
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: did a study back in twenty twelve that found.

640
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 11: No no more studies. I don't care.

641
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: It did find that no one lived near those things.

642
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 9: I don't care.

643
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 10: I don't care what they found. I don't want to

644
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 10: hear any more facts or statistics.

645
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 11: I want my phone fixed.

646
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: Oh so you don't want to hear my last question.

647
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 11: No, I don't want to hear any more questions. I

648
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 11: was just stupid.

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00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: I was going to ask if you listen to Brook

650
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. What because this is actually

651
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: a phone tap, it's a brank phone call.

652
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 11: Oh my god, here.

653
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: Yes, this is actually Brooke.

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00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.

655
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 11: I was about to throw my phone in the trash.

656
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Well, you could thank your husband for that, because he's

657
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: the one that set you up for this brank phone call.

658
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 11: I'm going to kill him.

659
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

660
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I actually can't help you with this body. Cell

661
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: coverage I don't know if you could hear that, but

662
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: unless you want to hear about a study we did

663
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety four on albino penguins using cell phones

664
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Speaker 1: as flotation devices.

665
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 11: No, no, no, please please?

666
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 6: The week up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings

667
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Speaker 6: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: I'm curious, when you're on a dating app, on average,

669
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Speaker 9: how many matches do you get in a week? Like

670
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Speaker 9: fourteen fifteen thousand?

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Speaker 5: They didn't feel good. I mean, I don't know if

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Speaker 5: I match with all. I'm picky about who I actually

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Speaker 5: matched with.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm saying how many people are like matching on you?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I don't count.

677
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 1: I don't really just say a number. I don't know.

678
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 5: I guess fifteen thousand, Like jeff said.

679
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 9: Just fifteen thousand. Do you need help? Maybe you should

680
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 9: try mother filter or something like throwing a second pair

681
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 9: of fake eye. Yet, just imagine if you're the type

682
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 9: of woman who constantly gets bombarded with thirsty messages on

683
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 9: the rag.

684
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and if you're just a female.

685
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 9: Well yeah, the uper echelon, Like, how could a regular

686
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 9: guy possibly compete in a c full of eligible bachelor's. Well,

687
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 9: one of our listeners says he used one single gift

688
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 9: that made him instantly stand out from the pack, and

689
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 9: it even got him a date with a woman way

690
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 9: out of his lead. Let me know, because I'm going

691
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 9: to say this gift, well, he's actually gonna share his

692
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 9: secret move. It's coming up in second date update right

693
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 9: after this second Date update. When I was thirteen years old,

694
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 9: this is true, I recorded an original song called Reach

695
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 9: for the Sky, which the sky.

696
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: I can't believe. We've gotten to a point where you

697
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: willingly playing this.

698
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 9: It's dead last on iTunes currently. But the thing is,

699
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 9: the underlying message of this song is no matter what

700
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 9: you do in life, you should aim high, shoot for

701
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 9: the stars. Even if you're a weird, little sheltered Jewish boy.

702
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 9: What's the worst that could happen?

703
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 7: I wish we could just hear more of it without

704
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 7: us talking.

705
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

706
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 8: Good thing is.

707
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 9: Even though that mantra didn't really work out so well

708
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 9: for me, because here I am in the dying industry

709
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 9: of terrestrial radio, Luckily it did work for one of

710
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 9: our listeners named Brett, who says he shot for the

711
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 9: moon in his dating life and it may have actually

712
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 9: worked out for and so let's let's talk to him

713
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 9: right now, Brett. How's it going, man?

714
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up?

715
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: Guy?

716
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 9: Oh man, you've been young Jeffrey Fans you're single years

717
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 9: ago and now you're reaching for the stars or what.

718
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: He's the one person that download.

719
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 9: But then immediately deleted it before it even finished.

720
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 3: That's all right, dude, I got respect. Like it's true,

721
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: like I do, like I choot for the moon, like

722
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 3: I'm always looking for the best for the stars.

723
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, what does that mean in your dating life?

724
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I mean, you know, Like, so when

725
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: I'm dating, like, I love the challenge of trying to

726
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 3: get with somebody that's just completely beautiful, knowing that like

727
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 3: I don't really deserve them.

728
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 9: Well, tell us about the challenging woman that you met.

729
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 3: Our names Hannah and I matched a ten.

730
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 9: Like, good for you? How do you? How do you

731
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 9: land a ten? What was your secret?

732
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 3: Well it's almost like, you know, so I go into

733
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 3: like my laboratory and just like your.

734
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: Lab, you have a lab this okay.

735
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So I'm like, I try to be witty

736
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: with her. I make some jokes and I guess the

737
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: term is courting, but like with somebody who's that gorgeous,

738
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 3: it's worth it to work for her attention.

739
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's worth it for anyone that

740
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: you're interested in. It doesn't have to be only worth

741
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: it for tens. But okay, so it.

742
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 9: Sounds like their attention. It sounds like you used some

743
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 9: like witty, interesting humor on her and that got her attention.

744
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like she did respond with me, but it

745
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 3: was kind of hit or miss. I wasn't always getting

746
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: a response from her. And granted I was a little

747
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 3: corny sometimes, but like I was genuine.

748
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: Oh, give us an example. Can I hear an example

749
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: of something you would have said to her?

750
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 9: Well, you know, it just wants to be sweet talk

751
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 9: to rights.

752
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 3: I told her that she had pretty eyes.

753
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 9: Oh man, a lot. Where's the funny part that come

754
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 9: from your laboratory?

755
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: It's not mixing with a lot of chemicals.

756
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: Well, so, like I sent her a gift of like

757
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 3: Steve Mashimi.

758
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 9: That is actually was funny. Okay, yeah.

759
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. So finally, like we get to the point where

760
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, hey, you and me dinner Saturday night?

761
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 7: Right?

762
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: Did it happen?

763
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 3: And you know, I'm sitting there kind of like waiting

764
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 3: a while, and it's just after a while she's just like, no.

765
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh, turn down.

766
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: What well? I was back to my laboratory and then

767
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: like they're like thirty minutes, I get another text. She

768
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 3: says no Sunday, six pm. And I'm like, okay, heya.

769
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: So she said no, but then she said yes, she's

770
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: trying to be funny.

771
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 3: She said no to Saturday, and then half an hour

772
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 3: later she said, I can do Sunday.

773
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 9: There we go, not.

774
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: Quite worthy of a Saturday night, but that's you know,

775
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: you're getting your foot in the door.

776
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 9: Date is the date? So what did you end up doing?

777
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 3: Well? So I said all right, so sushi? Okay, all right,

778
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 3: and then she responds like immediately like no, okay, okay.

779
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: Did she give a suggestion or do you just have

780
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: to keep going down the list of different foods?

781
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 3: No? But half an hour later, another half an hour later,

782
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 3: she suggests the place that's by her apartment.

783
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: Okay, she just bossing you around telling you whatever. Yeah, yes, ma'am,

784
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: it's a power move for sure.

785
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, so you ended up going out to a restaurant.

786
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 3: Yes, we did.

787
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 8: What was that like?

788
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

789
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 3: So like I was so nervous when I got there

790
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 3: like half an hour early, and I had them like

791
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 3: set up the whole table because like I wanted everything

792
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 3: to like look perfect. When she got there and she

793
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 3: comes in, she also she like does not disappoint. She

794
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 3: is every bit of amazing as she looks in her pictures.

795
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: And great conversation, she only says no, yeah.

796
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 4: Well.

797
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 3: She walks in and I greet her with the table

798
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: and everything, and she says we need to move the

799
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 3: table that she can't sit there.

800
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 8: What.

801
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,959
Speaker 9: Wow, you specifically chose the best table in the house,

802
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 9: didn't you.

803
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 3: Well I thought I did, but she had her reasons.

804
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know. I just wanted to make

805
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 3: her comfortab So I was like, no problem, We'll move

806
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 3: the table. And I asked her if we could, like,

807
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 3: you know, if they're getting everything together. I was like,

808
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 3: you want to like get a drink or like get

809
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 3: to know each other. And she's like, what you asked that?

810
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 9: Isn't that the whole point now that we're on this date.

811
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 9: Would you like to have a conversation, perhaps you have

812
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 9: some food?

813
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: Why She's gonna say no, she said, don't every other

814
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: question you ever ask this woman. Why would you set

815
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: yourself up for that?

816
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 3: Well, she said that she'd feel more comfortable if we

817
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: didn't start getting to know one another until we moved

818
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 3: the table. So we just sort of got there and

819
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: she think, she.

820
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: Is, Wow, you're attracted to this still.

821
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 3: Right, she's a she just looks so amazing.

822
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I don't know if your brain's working,

823
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: but something's working in your decision making.

824
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 3: Look, so we got it. We got moved to another table. Huh,

825
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 3: and she likes the corner spot and you know, it's great.

826
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: It didn't really last very long.

827
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: Did you ever get to know each other at.

828
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm trying to sense was there like an actual

829
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 9: love connection, any type of bond all.

830
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: Jef, because it sounds like you just stared at her

831
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: the whole time.

832
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'm not. I was trying really hard.

833
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: As I was walking her out, I was like, I've

834
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 3: got a surprise for you, like I have something for you,

835
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 3: And she said, oh, I didn't realize. I didn't see

836
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 3: kidnapping me on your profile.

837
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: And what is a joke or.

838
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 3: Yeah she was joking.

839
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: I think, okay, okay.

840
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 5: Like kidnapping jokes?

841
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 9: All right? Did you laugh at it.

842
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to, like I've been trying to laugh

843
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: it off. But I had some flowers in my car

844
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 3: I wanted to give her.

845
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: And she thought it was going to be zip ties

846
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: and duct tape. That was probably a pleasant surprise. So

847
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: I went to the car.

848
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 3: So I gave her some flowers and I asked her

849
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: if I could walk her to her apartment, and she

850
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 3: said no, Yeah, I get it.

851
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 7: Respect her boundaries, right, what can you do?

852
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 3: Of course, I offered, So that's it. I tried to

853
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 3: text her for another date, and uh, that's all I got.

854
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 9: Maybe that was your opportunity to actually kidnap her like

855
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 9: she wanted.

856
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: That's what we want.

857
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I don't want to unveil a mystery,

858
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 9: but it sounds like she's just a typical girl, just

859
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 9: want maybe a nice free dinner. You seemed like a

860
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 9: nice enough guy and maybe.

861
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: She's trying to find love, but you were a no, Yeah,

862
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 1: we'll find out.

863
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 9: I guess I think you should be kidnapped her. But

864
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 9: one of these answers is right. We're gonna call her

865
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 9: and find out which one it is when we do

866
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 9: your second date update right after this date A perfect

867
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,720
Speaker 9: ten I don't know if I've ever seen one before.

868
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 6: Hello.

869
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 9: Oh, you're right, except when I look in the mirror.

870
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 9: That was true. Thank you for pointing out this.

871
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: Side of the room. Come on, out of ten, you

872
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: do the division?

873
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 9: That's smart.

874
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fine with the division.

875
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 9: Tens are rare, but they do exist. And one of

876
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 9: our listeners, Brett, he actually matched with a perfect He

877
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 9: actually matched with a perfect ten online. And her name

878
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 9: is Hannah. She's kind of a handful though, because she

879
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 9: shot down pretty much every suggestion Brett had for their date,

880
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 9: changed the time of it, the location, even made them

881
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 9: move tables when they were at the restaurant, which might

882
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 9: sound high maintenance for a nine or lower, but again,

883
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 9: Hannah's a tent. Yeah, and the standard tens get what

884
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:38,959
Speaker 9: they want.

885
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 8: Wouldn't it be nice to live in that world?

886
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

887
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 8: Honestly, it really is nice to live.

888
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 9: In that world.

889
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 8: Thank you.

890
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 3: Brad.

891
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 9: Before we get started, you said that you've been texting

892
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 9: a little bit with Hannah, but it's been spotty. What's

893
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 9: the nature of your text with her?

894
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 3: I texted her, I've invited her bowling, I've invited her

895
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: out to the bar.

896
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 8: Don't want to bowl?

897
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: Breaking nail exactly.

898
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 3: But I've given options, you know, like I've expressed that

899
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 3: I want.

900
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 12: To see her again, and what is she saying?

901
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 3: Sometimes she gives me nose and sometimes it's nothing.

902
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: So you're not misunderstanding that she's not interested. You're just

903
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: hoping we can help you. I see.

904
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 9: But the fact that she is still at least responding

905
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 9: at all, I think that's a win.

906
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Now we're going to try the man thing to say, well.

907
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 9: You got to look at someone else positive on this show.

908
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 9: I guess it has to be me, So let's call

909
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 9: this other ten and see what she has to say.

910
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 9: You're ready to do this, Brett, Yeah.

911
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 3: Let's do it. I'm thrilled. I haven't been blocked yet.

912
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 9: All right, but maybe after this. Here, I'm doing your

913
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 9: number right now. Hello, Hi is this Hannah?

914
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, answer the phone.

915
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 9: Really nice to talk you right now. My name is

916
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 9: Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, Hannah. Those

917
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 9: are some other people that are on the show, but

918
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 9: the main person you want to talk to is me.

919
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 8: How are you doing, Hannah?

920
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 7: I'm Jeff's assistant.

921
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 11: Okay, what's up.

922
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,479
Speaker 9: Well, we're doing a really special segment that we only

923
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 9: do for really special people like yourself. It's called a

924
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 9: second date update, and we're looking to reconnect you with

925
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 9: a really cool guy that you went out with recently

926
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 9: named Brett. Hello.

927
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 12: Okay, do you remember Brett?

928
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 8: Hannah?

929
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 11: Yeah you do?

930
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 8: Okay, good?

931
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 9: Okay?

932
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: Did he What kind of impression did he make on you?

933
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 12: I don't understand why I would be coming you guys.

934
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: It's a good question.

935
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 9: We spoke to Brett about your guys's date, and he

936
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 9: had a lot of really nice things to say about

937
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 9: you and said he had a good time, and he's

938
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 9: been trying apparently to arrange a second meet up. Well,

939
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 9: and I'm sure whatever, whatever the reason is, it's not

940
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 9: your fault.

941
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: You think it's Brett's fault.

942
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 9: I'm just trying to I'm trying to guess. Panah, I'm

943
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 9: on your side, is what I'm trying to say. No

944
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 9: matter what you say, it's right.

945
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: Bread's getting the vibes that maybe you don't want to

946
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 1: go out again.

947
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 9: Sound like a seven would say it, but oa.

948
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 12: Okay, Yeah, I'm just like doing stuff.

949
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 9: Okay, maybe that's great, Maybe you could do stuff with Brett.

950
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 12: Okay, I don't want to do the type of stuff

951
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 12: that he keeps asking me to do Like, he's texting

952
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 12: me about bowling and I told him I hate bowling,

953
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 12: and he's just like still asking me to do that.

954
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to do, okay, or anything you like? Yeah,

955
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: it's a good question, Alexis.

956
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 12: I like dinner but only because I have to?

957
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean only because you have to?

958
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 8: You don't have to.

959
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 12: Yeah, you have to eat activity to live.

960
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 9: If she had a choice, she would never have What

961
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 9: would you do?

962
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: What is there anything you find fun? It just sounds

963
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: like you hate everything.

964
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 12: I don't hate everything. I just don't like everything.

965
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: Okay, pessimist, Well, I think don't call me that.

966
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 8: Don't call you you don't like.

967
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: That's what a pessimist is.

968
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 8: They don't.

969
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 12: Here's my situation. I don't like activities in general. I

970
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 12: don't want to do that. So honestly, it's just like,

971
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 12: if he wants to go out to eat, we can

972
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 12: do that. But other than dinner, I'm really not interested

973
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 12: in acts, throwing or all that other dumbs that he's

974
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 12: text me about.

975
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: Okay, well, so curious what you do all day?

976
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

977
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 7: Sounds perfect.

978
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 9: I think that that would be okay with Brett. He

979
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 9: was just trying to figure out some fun stuff that

980
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 9: you guys could do together.

981
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: Take away fun, don't do fun.

982
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 9: Yeah, he just wants to find some stuff.

983
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 8: Not even stuff.

984
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 9: He just wants to while you both don't enjoy it.

985
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 12: You guys literally have any other questions for me? Because

986
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 12: I have other stuff to h I do a one

987
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 12: more question.

988
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 9: Would you like to talk to Brett? And the answer

989
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 9: is yes, because he's on the other line right now,

990
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 9: listening and wanting to say something. Brett.

991
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: Yo, Hey, and it's Brett. Hey, how you doing.

992
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 12: I'm trying, Brett? Why do you have these people calling me?

993
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: No? Look, I just I really like you. I just

994
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 3: heard a bit of what you said. I just what

995
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 3: do you mean like you don't like to do activities?

996
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 12: You don't mean it super clear. I'm okay, what's going

997
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 12: out again? Honestly we could do that. It's not a

998
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 12: big deal. But I don't want to do anything.

999
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 7: God, he sounds perfect.

1000
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 8: Do you understand where Brett is?

1001
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a little confused. So what do you do?

1002
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 12: You just have that we can eat? But you know what, honestly,

1003
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 12: I'm thinking about going on a forty day fast.

1004
00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 3: So what you want to do what would what do

1005
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 3: you want?

1006
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 12: Okay, honestly, Brett, listen, I'm over dating at the moment.

1007
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 12: So if you really don't want to do it again, like,

1008
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 12: that's fine too. No, No, like it's whatever.

1009
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 11: I want to date you.

1010
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 3: I just like, so, like, do you want to just

1011
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 3: hang out and watch TV?

1012
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 11: Maybe?

1013
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 12: No, Listen, if you want to buy me dinner, I

1014
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 12: need to eat. Let's do that.

1015
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 3: We can.

1016
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 12: That's it. And no activity, But.

1017
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 9: The TV seemed like a good suggestion, Hannah, Like that,

1018
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 9: that's pretty much not doing anything right.

1019
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 12: TV is an activity and I already made clear I'm

1020
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 12: not interested in activities, right, Okay.

1021
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 6: Why do you want to?

1022
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: I mean literally, we no offense, Hannah, But you sound

1023
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: like one of the least interesting people in the entire

1024
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: We can find you a nice nine Brett. Yeah, it's like,

1025
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: what are you going to offer in a relationship, Hannah?

1026
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 9: Hannah, I apologize for my co host over there. That's

1027
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 9: a six talking over there. She doesn't understand what it's

1028
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 9: like being elite, even with a ten.

1029
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: If you don't have a good personal like, what are

1030
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: you like?

1031
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 9: You're not You're a ten brooke. You don't have to

1032
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,479
Speaker 9: be anything else.

1033
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 7: You just exist.

1034
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's okay.

1035
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: It drops you by like half.

1036
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 12: Okay. I don't really understand why you guys talk on

1037
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 12: nine tens and all these other numbers, but honestly, I

1038
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 12: really have to go, Brett. Is there anything else?

1039
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, uh, spit it out.

1040
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 12: Just stay with you, say, because I'm going to hang up.

1041
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 3: I want to go out with you again. We can

1042
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 3: eat dinner. I'll buy you dinner. We don't have to

1043
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 3: do anything like, just whatever whatever you want to do.

1044
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 7: Okay.

1045
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 9: That was kind of sweet, wasn't it. Hannah. We'd like

1046
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 9: to pay for you guys to sit in the same

1047
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 9: vicinity and do nothing.

1048
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 7: Guys sit in the dark and just match each other's breathing.

1049
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 12: All right, I'm hearing.

1050
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 9: That's considered an activity.

1051
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 8: Brett, hang it up. I think that was a yes

1052
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 8: from her, though.

1053
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 12: I think that was a yes only if he pays.

1054
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 12: He doesn't need your money, Okay.

1055
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 7: A charity, Brett. I get it.

1056
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 9: You got the bill on this, I got it.

1057
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 2: I got it.

1058
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 9: Well we did.

1059
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: This feels so wrong. There's a lot of other women

1060
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: out there.

1061
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 7: It's gonna be like like a silent film.

1062
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 8: Like I like soup. He likes soup.

1063
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: She doesn't like anything her.

1064
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 7: Head, and even she did like it, she wouldn't talk

1065
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 7: about it.

1066
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 9: I'm be careful eating soup, is in activities dangerously.

1067
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 6: Close freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 9: I feel like we have to do this every few weeks.

1069
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 9: But once again I must warn my co hosts, please

1070
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 9: do not openly bag on the people that we're trying

1071
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 9: to score dates with.

1072
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: She was just mean, like she wasn't nice. I'm not

1073
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: gonna be nice to people who aren't nice or kind

1074
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: or just something.

1075
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 7: Kind of boring.

1076
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 9: She was just sad. She was saying what she likes

1077
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 9: and who she is, and you're out there telling her

1078
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 9: she's not interesting. She's a pessimist. She's a terrible person.

1079
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: When the pessimist is it somebody does everything.

1080
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 9: The pessimists that doesn't like everything. See, it doesn't feel

1081
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 9: good to be called I'm.

1082
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: Just trying to defend our listener and help him in

1083
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: his life.

1084
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 9: That choice to go out with this woman still coming

1085
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 9: after I say she's unique, she is different. Don't you

1086
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 9: think we should celebrate the unique different people in our community?

1087
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 9: Brook or do you want to take away her rights too?

1088
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: What's unique about her?

1089
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 7: I agree with you now. But if this girl hit

1090
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 7: me up on my I love you, say anything, I

1091
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 7: don't say nothing. I don't like to say anything either.

1092
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 9: So you can be all judgy, but me and jose

1093
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 9: are going to be enjoying our time with her. Nothing

1094
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 9: absolutely nothing, parties.

1095
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: And I annoy her in two seconds.

1096
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 9: Anyway. You can always email the show for help or

1097
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 9: find our podcast up online at Brooknjeffrey.

1098
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 6: Dot com Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1099
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 9: Unless you're driving right now, I'd like you all to

1100
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 9: close your eyes and picture the worst roommate you've ever had.

1101
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 7: It's me.

1102
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: Sam kind of checks out for you.

1103
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 9: But if you are driving, go ahead, picture your worst

1104
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 9: roommate sitting on the back bumper of the car ahead

1105
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 9: of you.

1106
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 7: Oh no, speed up.

1107
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 6: Them alive.

1108
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: I didn't like it, but I didn't want violence.

1109
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 9: Some woman's never heal Brook And that's why a brand

1110
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 9: new survey ask people to share the weirdest things they

1111
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 9: ever caught their roommates doing. Oh and I'll just say

1112
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 9: one of them involves somebody waking up in the middle

1113
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 9: of the night and finding something alive crawling around on

1114
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 9: their floor.

1115
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh.

1116
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 9: He whatever you're picturing, it's probably not that, but it's

1117
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 9: pretty hilarious. We're going to tell you some of the

1118
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 9: worst roommates of all time coming up. It's Brooke and

1119
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning. And some things in this world

1120
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 9: are super rare, like identical twins, a YouTube video with

1121
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 9: no inflammatory hateful comments on it, plumbers wearing pants that

1122
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 9: actually fit.

1123
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1124
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 9: Maybe the rarest thing of all is finding a normal

1125
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 9: person without any weird quirks or habits to be your

1126
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 9: roommate's exactly.

1127
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 8: That's what that is.

1128
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 9: I mean good roommates few and far between. I say

1129
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 9: that because people are revealing the weirdest and worst things

1130
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 9: they ever caught their roommates doing. They're sharing it online.

1131
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 9: It's gonna make you feel good if you're living by

1132
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 9: yourself right now. Yeah, so let's go over them. Number

1133
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 9: seven says one night, I caught my roommate cleaning the

1134
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 9: dishes by actually licking the plates clean and putting them

1135
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 9: back into the cupboard.

1136
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my four year old would do, not an

1137
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: actual don't.

1138
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 9: The weirdest part is he knew there was dish show

1139
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 9: because sometimes the soap would be on his nightstand next

1140
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 9: to his bed. I still don't want to know what

1141
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 9: he was using it.

1142
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: From that sounds like, I mean something was clean in

1143
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: the house, the dishes.

1144
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want to know what baby ducks off

1145
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 7: with that Broyeh.

1146
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 9: Number six says I had a strange roommate who was

1147
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 9: very possessive over all her stuff. She didn't want me

1148
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 9: to touch anything. The strangest one was that she taped

1149
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 9: a big piece of paper over her wall clock because

1150
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 9: she says she didn't want to share it with me. Oh,

1151
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 9: so she wanted to check the time. She'd pull the

1152
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 9: paper back, peek in, and then quickly cover it up again.

1153
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 3: Takes it.

1154
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: But I feel like this is a person who had

1155
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: a lot of siblings and then finally moved out.

1156
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 9: And suffing of her own finally.

1157
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I just wanted to be my.

1158
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 9: Hey, what time is it?

1159
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 7: Leave me alone for yourself by your own clock.

1160
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 9: Number five says, I remember one of my roommates had

1161
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 9: a secret booger wall in our room. Continue I agree

1162
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 9: with it, said on move out day, he revealed a

1163
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 9: portion of the wall he covered up with books, and

1164
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 9: he admitted he was sticking boogers there for the last

1165
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 9: two years. I kid you, not there was a giant, yellow,

1166
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 9: brown circle of boogersta the size of a large beach ball.

1167
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually I mean, that's the thing discussed, is that

1168
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: we didn't actually have to see it, and I'm still scarred.

1169
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 9: Can't very interesting?

1170
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, very chic textured wall.

1171
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 9: If you're just joining us, We're going over a survey

1172
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 9: where people shared the strangest, weirdest things they ever caught

1173
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 9: their roommates doing. Number four says I once walked out

1174
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 9: of my room and found my roommate lying on the

1175
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 9: kitchen floor.

1176
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:36,320
Speaker 6: Oh.

1177
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 9: I thought he may have slipped or been injured or something,

1178
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 9: so I asked if he was all right, and he

1179
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,280
Speaker 9: said he just wanted to get himself dirty before hopping

1180
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 9: into the shower, and proceeded to make floor angels for

1181
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 9: another good fifteen minutes or so.

1182
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: Two questions here, Why was your floor so dirty that

1183
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: he could just lay on the floor and pick up.

1184
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 8: A lot of stuff?

1185
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 9: And what was the second question?

1186
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 8: I mean, he wasn't dirty enough, right?

1187
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: Why was you?

1188
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 7: Excuse Yeah, the shower? Do you want to take a shower?

1189
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1190
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 9: I think that's getting two things done at once. He's

1191
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 9: cleaning the kitchen and eventually going to clean himself.

1192
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: I guess it is a different way to him, different

1193
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:13,959
Speaker 1: way to mop.

1194
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 9: I mean, I think that's smart.

1195
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: His name was Swiffer.

1196
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 9: Number three. On my first day of college, I had

1197
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 9: a roommate who cooked a big batch of spaghetti bolonnaise

1198
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 9: for all the students on our floor.

1199
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome.

1200
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 9: He handed out plates of food to all the people

1201
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 9: that wanted them, and then afterwards we went back into

1202
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 9: our room and he showed me that he used a

1203
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 9: can of dog food in the sauce and started laughing, maniac, No.

1204
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: Wow, is that illegal?

1205
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1206
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 6: To die?

1207
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 9: Are you asking because you want to try it any.

1208
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 8: Of your food?

1209
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been a poor college student before. Sometimes

1210
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,479
Speaker 1: you got to work with what you can get. Dog

1211
00:57:55,520 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: foodak some of my dog's food. I'm like, dad, this

1212
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: looks pretty dope.

1213
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 9: There's actual peas in here, eggs or cheap broke. I'm

1214
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 9: telling you, one of these stories is about Brook is

1215
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 9: definitely one of the bad roommates. I have a great

1216
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 9: roommate in your mind.

1217
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: A little messy, ye, little messy.

1218
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 9: Let's keep going. Number two says my roommate had a

1219
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 9: girlfriend that didn't attend our university and she would come

1220
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 9: and stay over forr entire weekends. Here it is, here's

1221
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 9: brook I can tell.

1222
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 7: There we go.

1223
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: I used to have my boyfriend that went to a

1224
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: different school stay in my bunk bed with me all weekend,

1225
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: and looking back, it's really cringey and I should apologize

1226
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 1: to my roommate. If she's listening, I'm sorry, they said.

1227
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 9: Whenever she swung by, they would just stay in bed,

1228
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 9: keep the lights off, order delivery, and never come out

1229
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 9: of the room. At one point, I woke up in

1230
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 9: the middle of the night to a weird noise. I

1231
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 9: went out and found a baby crawling around our room.

1232
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: That's where I did.

1233
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 9: Turns it turns out they were babysitting and just let

1234
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 9: it roam. Okay, what that? Yeah, And the number one

1235
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 9: weirdest thing somebody caught their roommate doing, according to the survey,

1236
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 9: says one of my college roommates had his dad come

1237
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 9: visit for a weekend. The two of them seemed pretty close,

1238
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 9: and they actually drank and partied at fraternities together. I

1239
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 9: guess my roommate thought it was totally okay to have

1240
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 9: his father sleep completely naked in my bed without permission.

1241
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 9: I came back from my morning classes and opened the

1242
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 9: door to the sight of his dad's hairy bottom poking

1243
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 9: out from under my bed shoes.

1244
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 7: Oh girls, okay.

1245
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: Brook, Yes or no, well my dad is naked.

1246
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 8: That's the one it will be.

1247
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: I never that happened in my life, but if that

1248
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: was the scenario, it's not far off.

1249
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, those are the weirdest things people ever caught their

1250
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 9: roommates doing.

1251
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1252
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 9: Brook, you're going for three wins in a row today,

1253
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 9: all right, and you're gonna be playing t are you

1254
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 9: d Adam Wayian? You will see it's Trudy from.

1255
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

1256
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 8: Wait.

1257
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: Wait, that doesn't happen every time you enter a room.

1258
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 12: Surprisingly, no it doesn't.

1259
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna try and get that gullet.

1260
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 9: I'm sensing an accent on Trudy too.

1261
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1262
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: Texas, Texas, Texas.

1263
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 9: It's the deep south of Texas.

1264
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, definitely a yeah.

1265
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say like it sounded Australian to me.

1266
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: They sound really by San Antonio down under.

1267
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, got it all right? True? Are We're gonna send

1268
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 9: Brook out of the studio and you know how the

1269
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 9: game's played. You have thirty seconds. Stand for as many

1270
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 9: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say

1271
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 9: passed and you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Ready?

1272
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 9: All right, your time starts now on this day. In

1273
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 9: nineteen eighty four, Michael Jackson was burned while filming a

1274
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 9: commercial for what soft drink Patsy? What three colors are

1275
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 9: on the flag of Mexico?

1276
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 6: Green, watts and red?

1277
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 9: How many hairs does Homer Simpson have on the top

1278
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 9: of his head? Wand in which city is the amusement

1279
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 9: park euro Disney.

1280
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 12: Located just outside of Paris.

1281
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 9: We produce enough saliva every day to fill up a

1282
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 9: regular size can of coke, a wine bottle, or a

1283
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 9: plastic butt. Let's do the cart all right, Yeah, let's

1284
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 9: bring Brooke back into the studio. And so you're Australian.

1285
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 9: What's one stereotype about Australians that's absolutely true everything? Okay?

1286
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: By yeah, I will say to Australians are everywhere. I've

1287
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: never traveled to a place around the globe where there

1288
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: wasn't an Australian vacationing and they're like, oh, how long

1289
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 1: are you here for?

1290
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 8: I'm like, oh a week.

1291
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: And they're like, what, we're here for six months.

1292
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 7: We're like salt, We're everywhere.

1293
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, And then they like take off their clothes,

1294
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 9: they offer you a beer. They're the nicest piece. All right, Brook,

1295
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 9: your turn? You ready?

1296
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh man, she's got the Australian education. I got the

1297
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: American public education.

1298
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 9: So we'll see you ready to do yes, your time now.

1299
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 9: On this day in nineteen eighty four, Michael Jackson was

1300
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 9: burned while filming a commercial for what Soft. What three

1301
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 9: colors are on the flag of Mexico?

1302
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 8: Red, green, and white?

1303
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 9: How many hairs does Homer Simpson have on the top

1304
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 9: of his head? In which city is the amusement park

1305
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 9: euro Disney located. We produce enough saliva every day to

1306
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 9: fill up a regular size can of coke, a wine bottle,

1307
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 9: or a plastic bucket wine bottle. Got the answers in,

1308
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 9: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you guys

1309
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 9: did with Jose Oh oh baby, she moves, je moves.

1310
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, Trudy, you got three correct today?

1311
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 9: Okay?

1312
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 2: Correct?

1313
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 6: All right?

1314
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 7: And broad yes, same amount of questions and America versus

1315
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 7: Australia International battle.

1316
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 8: Okay, Australia.

1317
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 7: Oh wait, Brooke Winn Sorry, I'm American.

1318
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 9: I can't yeah, Oh no, I'm sorry.

1319
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 3: Trudy.

1320
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay.

1321
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 4: We're good.

1322
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 8: Hey, you did good. You did good, Trudy.

1323
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 9: Let's go over the answers for everybody here.

1324
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 8: Let's find out find out.

1325
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 9: On this day in nineteen eighty four, Michael Jackson was

1326
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 9: burned while filming a commercial for Pepsi fire works misfired

1327
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 9: and set his hair and jacket on fire, and he

1328
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 9: suffered second degree burns from that. The three colors on

1329
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 9: the flag of Mexico are red, white, and green. Homer

1330
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 9: Simpson has two hairs on top of his head. Euro

1331
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 9: Disney is located in Paris. Trudy nose located just outside

1332
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 9: of Paris. It sounds like she's been there before.

1333
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: Where it was, I'll tell you Australia's traveler.

1334
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 9: Yeah. We produce enough saliva every day to fill up

1335
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 9: a wine bottle, and over the course of your lifetime

1336
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 9: your spit will fill up fifty three bath tubs.

1337
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 1: Wow, that is a disgusting that's called an Australian bath

1338
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:41,919
Speaker 1: is what it's called.

1339
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 9: All right, we'll see on a mountain ski trip sometime

1340
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 9: in the near future. Sure all right, we'll be back

1341
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 9: to play Windbrooks Black same time a Monday

1342
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning