WEBVTT - Episode 90: The Real Bad Larry feat Larry M. Holmes 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:34.000 Yeah, but you always sounds surprised that the cowboys do 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.200 this every single year. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.040 I sound disappointed. I just don't understand his logic, Like 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.360 why why is it such a mystery to you? How 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.800 are you at the podium wondering? Gee, I wonder why 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:43.559 there's penalties. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:43.920 It's you. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.360 It's you, dummy. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:51.400 That's it. Welcome to Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.160 have Shan Irving, we have Dylanan the graphics guy, Bad 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:58.800 Larry joining us. Hello, Hey, bad Larry. Great to talk 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.000 to you. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:01.120 Uh, what's up. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.240 Dylan gets to take the victory lap because he had 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:09.200 the money line with Stanford against Colorado, and where a 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.600 lot of people who wanted to thank Dylan, they didn't 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:15.199 know that Dylan was the lone guy who picked Stanford 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:16.800 to win that game out. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.880 Right, there's not a lot of us, Dan, No, actually, 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.520 and Eric the big german who works here, he got 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:27.200 a text that he sent on to me about like 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.240 one of his friends got a whole bar chanting Dylan 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.600 the graphics Guy because they all hopped on Stanford money 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.840 line at two in that game. Obviously it went to 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.160 like doublet so that was probably like two two thirty 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:39.600 in the morning. 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:40.280 Yeah, it was. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.000 So they're chanting your name in this bar. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.640 Yeah, they said the chance of Dylan the Graphics Guy 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.000 were heard around Bobby Valentine's restaurant in Stanford at two am. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.360 Congratulations at officially the mountaintop for me. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.560 Dylan the Graphics Guy won five units last week, so 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:02.120 he's up plus twenty one right now. Jay won two units, 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:06.080 He's up plus seven. Bad Larry lost a unit, He's 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.919 up plus one. Does that sound right with everybody's tote 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:10.440 board here? 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:10.920 Fine? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:17.200 Yeah, perfect, perfect, Wow, Dylon. Dylan Thatt is impressive. Shay, 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.400 you let off some steam with the Cowboys on Tuesday 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.880 after the win win quote. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:28.080 Yeah, that's pretty bad, Danny. I mean, I don't think 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.440 anybody is going to be surprised if we lose in 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.560 the first round of the playoffs. I don't think anybody 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.440 would be or should be. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.480 I think those are the odds DraftKings. The best odds 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:40.040 for how the Cowboys season ends is that the Cowboys 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.600 lose in the opening round, first round exit. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:43.679 Yes, perfect sense to me. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.200 I honestly don't think they're gonna make the playoffs. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:50.240 I think Philly's head and shoulders above where Dallas is. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:53.320 Even regarding last week, I still think Philly is gonna 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:54.600 fuck it, fuck us up. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.400 The Commanders are better, They're not. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.320 Well, No, it's not going there. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.440 I would if the Commander play. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:01.880 It to soccer hippie. 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:07.360 A hacky sacks football. Does anybody do hacky sack anymore? 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.000 Dylan for sure does hacky sack. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.440 No, I sack from times. I don't even know where 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:17.880 the hell you'd get a hacky sack your closet from 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.320 your girlfriend, she's actually. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.359 A big hackey Sack fan while. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.320 You're watching Formula one and talking about leftist politics. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.680 I just yeah, you have to in. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:31.040 UF sick you're putting your girlfriend in holds you learn 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:35.080 from UF City. I don't do them as good or 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.760 as well not surprising. Okay, let's recap, Dylan, you took 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.800 the victory lap. Anything else that you would like to 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:42.320 mention here? 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.040 I mean, the biggest storyline of the entire college football 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.680 season is IOWA understand they are. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.280 I mean, if you're not betting it every. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.920 Week, you're just doing yourself a disservice. I forget what 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.840 the record is now, but it's I think it's six. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.800 And two in the season. Something like you. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.080 Would think the Sharps would be onto that that. Did 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.600 they have the lowest over under last year, like thirty 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:06.400 one or something? 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.480 It was like thirty one and a half. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:10.560 Yeah, we'll get there today, Dan, But this, uh, the 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.160 one they have this week? 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.400 The point total is actually unprecedented. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:15.080 Okay. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.280 Notre Dame beat the Brakes off USC that was two 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.880 and a half eighting, JM, you did not work out. 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.160 Oregon plus three was a. 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.000 Push, tough push. I had that in a parlor. 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.880 Yeah, because you had a head coach who didn't want 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.719 to settle for field goals at any point. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:33.360 Yeah, which I love when they. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.000 I love when a team loses by three and they 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.440 not to kick that one field. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.680 A couple of them, yeah, couple, yeah, A couple. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.360 Of them and then NFL it was nothing to write 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:42.880 home about. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.680 Uh, Shay and Irving? Do you want to recap anything? 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:49.000 That Washington game should have been a win? But what 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.919 the fuck happened to Wazoo against the Wildcat? You know 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.839 that my fucking mind? 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.159 It was forty four to six, right, yeah? Yeah? 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.920 You had Washington State giving eight lay in the eight yeah, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.559 oh great, and here we go right in the corner moved. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.839 I think that ended up being what I took the 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.800 Arizona spread and it was like ten and a half lives. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.039 I'm a live no no pre game it went up 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.280 to half before the game. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.159 Yeah, closing line value once again for. 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:19.200 Staying, Irving, anything else that you want to recamp there? 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.000 No, I'm just doing pretty well. I want everybody to 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.800 take a second and realize that the DJ end of 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.000 the year me is actually plus money. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.600 I know that, and and you know there seems to 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:29.479 be trouble at home. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.840 No, Danny, by the way, I'm all the way back. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.200 Wait how that happened? 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:33.440 Wow? 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.799 Yeah? Right back off the wagon. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.360 Off the wagon, Danny? 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.599 Wait are you what wagon are you talking about? 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:46.919 I'm now allowed to drink. Oh ninety days? Did my 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:50.599 time and the roommate and I got it in last night. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.919 What do you mean, oh, Danny, I drank a bottle. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:57.000 It's a probably okay thing. Just trying for a fourth 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.800 I keep fighting her off for me, but here we are. Wait, 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.320 so that means you have you got back on the wagon. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:02.479 I guess. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:02.760 Yeah. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.040 She had three of your kids and she wants another one. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:12.520 She has like a injury or something. She's three turned 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.159 out pretty weird. 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.040 Maybe the fourth one. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.960 I think she's the one that needs to drink. Oh 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:17.400 she is. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.120 Don't worry about her. She's taking care of herself every 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:20.720 single day. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:22.520 But I think I've cracked the code as to why 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.600 she didn't want Shade to drink is because she's he's 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.080 just a bad influence. So then she gets buckled every 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.320 night and it's like I can't do this. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.360 That's actually true. Like this morning, it was picture day 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.719 for the girls, neither one of of course I don't 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:37.680 know Ship, but the roommate forgot, so she woke up 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.640 latest Ship because we're up really late, yeah, you know, drinking, 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:45.000 and the kids just looked like ass like we're not 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.720 buying a single one of those fucking. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.919 Picture They're gonna get sent home awful. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.440 Uh so you were you're cracking a white claw. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.239 There, Yeah, I am looking at my figure, Danny. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:07:00.960 Okay, I wouldn't look too close. I mean, I mean we. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:01.920 Tell the roommate that. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:06.960 Yeah, yeah, definitely look up okay. Uh so, uh so 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.800 everything's good with Shyan Irving had a rough patch there, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.760 Everything's good and maybe I'll now revisit coming over on 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:13.720 a Wednesday night for the. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.760 Podcast you made the other night fantastic with some harmony 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:18.840 and some pork. 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:23.760 It was great, Okay, harmony, Okay, watch your knee. I'm 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:27.480 going to have to wait though, until after this weekend. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.720 Fair. That's a fair. Yeah, Like I'd rather. 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:34.200 Get an update on Monday or Tuesday about Wednesday, because 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.920 I don't want to walk into a ring of fire. No, 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:37.400 I do not. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:37.800 I agree. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:42.240 Hey, you're literally like eleven hours into being back. I think, yeah, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.680 giving it a little weekend first, probably. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:49.200 I'm going to take the under. But bad Larry. You 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.760 want to recap anything you want to complain about. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.520 Yeah, I'm definitely complaining about my West Virginia off. I score, 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.040 I scored a seconds to go in a game. It 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:03.200 starts my week or twenty three seconds ago to take 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.600 the lead and then they now married to lose. I 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.360 even got a text from Picture Deray you know, sorry 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:14.000 about West Virginia. Next day my three team tees. Of course, 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.600 I got Colorado down to a pick them or minus 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.840 a half a point, meaning I go to bed at 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.400 twenty nine tols and a half times. So I'm gonna 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.840 take the blame myself because howd I stayed up. I 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.600 would have won that tease, but that's the way my 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.480 weekend started, and I came back to lose one unit 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.520 for the week. So I'm I'm happy where we are, Okay, 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.480 I'm Dylan, Dylan great win. I mean phenomenon, Hulkos gotta 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:40.959 say anywhere Monty line he's down. So they said in 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.160 that pack ten or what pack twelve, whatever they are. Now, 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.599 there's been five thirty point comebacks in the history of 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.559 the league. I'm alreaying with my friends. Yeah, there's probably 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:53.199 been five comebacks, but the favorites to one that comes back. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:57.040 There's never ever been an eleven point underdog down thirty 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:58.760 and come back and win. I don't care what anyone says. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.640 Well, not a round of a for Dylan and the 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.079 ground pics. Good, thank you, thank you. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.800 I'm there's got to be some guy out there who 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.840 bet Stanford straight up at halftime and just cashed out. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.839 I think it was like plus four thousand, five thousand 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.439 something like that. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:12.959 Damn it. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.560 All right, that brings us to bets for this week, 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.120 and I'm going to I'm gonna start with you, Dylan, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.440 since you're the clubhouse leader. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:20.120 Thank you, Dan. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:25.559 So I'm going tonight Marshall money line against JMU plus 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:26.760 a buck fifty. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:32.280 Fading JMU, and I don't know well Thursday Night College 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:33.040 Football Dog. 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.040 I think the spreads like four and a half, okay, 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.480 I'll take them straight up and then three units. Of course, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.120 Iowa Minnesota under thirty one and a half. It's the 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.320 lowest total since nineteen ninety five. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.679 God, that's great, which is just I mean. And the 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.599 funny thing too, is like seventeen ten would be a 0:09:54.200 --> 0:10:00.160 shootout for Iowa and that's still twenty seven. So I'm 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.280 rolling with that. I reckon. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.079 That's one thing I'll actually recommend people listening, like, just 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:05.719 hop on and just keep doing it. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.319 It's a tried and true system. You can't stomp, you 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:09.480 won't stop shan't. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.120 I'm going Old Dominion plus six and a half against 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.640 app State. I have a weird thing for Old Dominion. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:19.920 They've they've served me well. Tennessee Bama under forty eight 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:20.360 and a half. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.520 Nice, that's low too. Actually for Bama's total. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.040 Last year they had one hundred and one points. Yep, 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.040 what a game last year. Oh it was awesome. That 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.240 was Yeah, that was awesome. I was on the wrong 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:31.800 side of that way. 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.839 Anything else, yep, I'm going UCF plus eighteen a half 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.920 against Oklahoma. I think Oklahoma's covered every spread this season, 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.360 so they are the only team that they're due. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:44.079 They are due, Okay, So that's it for college you 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.040 gotta have a parlay in here somewhere. You gotta have 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:46.560 a parlay. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:49.920 Dan NFL, I'm going back to my roots, just taking 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.720 underdogs against the spread. So I got the Colts plus 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.600 two and a half against the Browns, Stillers plus three 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.240 against the Rams, Patriots plus nine against the Bills, and 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.120 Chargers plus five and a half against the chief pays 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.559 out plus like twelve sixty. I actually think the Patriots 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.839 might beat the Bill straight up to after all, just 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.959 getting just getting dunked on the last three weeks. It's 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:12.319 in Foxborough. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:17.040 Dirtiest quarterback I've ever seen in my life is getting smoked. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.400 It's great, good, fucking good. Mac Jones the worst dude, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.320 he's dirty as shit. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:26.480 Yeah, what else do you have? Dylan jag Saints under 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.720 forty to night. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:34.760 The Saints haven't hit an under since November of last year, 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:39.280 haven't hit it over over Yeah, so I'm gonna roll 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.360 with that. Commanders Giants under thirty nine and a half 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:48.680 full divisional matchup here, two shitty offenses, Lions, Ravens under 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.280 forty three. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.320 It's gonna be gusty in Baltimore. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.640 It is the Miskicks, a lot of running. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.199 And then I'm also gonna take the Ravens minus three 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.360 against the Lions, although I could see I think the 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.080 Ravens will probably end up losing by three. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.920 And the most profitable quarterback against the spread since twenty seventeen. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:10.040 If you said Jared Goff, you would be correct. Hot 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:14.439 Tube himself also like very good sixty two, forty and two. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.080 Yeah those are against the spread? Well yeah, yeah, anything else? 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:22.079 Dylan Yeap going Dolphins plus two against the Eagles on 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:26.480 Sunday night. That's actually that's a great game and definitely 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.559 could go either way. But I'll take the Dolphins as 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.640 a dog against the Eagles. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.840 And I got are we overrating the Dolphins? 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.720 I don't know. Mike McDaniel's legit genius. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.120 The teams, the teams they've beaten are nineteen twenty five 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:42.640 this season. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.079 Really, Yeah, I didn't know that. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:50.079 Yeah that's not great, but who and they lost to 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:50.960 the Bills. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.280 Yeah, but I mean, like all of the teams they've played, 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.360 their combined record is nineteen twenty. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.720 Five, but their only losses to the Bills. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.839 Yeh right, and they got roughed up there, they did. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.000 But I'll give him that. You got a Formula one bet, 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:03.960 I actually have a couple. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.160 Dan, of course, this is actually when does this season end? 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:12.160 That's a great fucking question. I had no idea. Shade, Yes, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.400 where this race actually is where Austin, Texas. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:18.160 Yeah, fucking hippies and liberals down there. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.400 Yeah, if it was a Dallas would be way better. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:28.000 Definitely, say bitch, yeah, you're not going come on, okay, sorry, 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.160 Lewis Hamilton the goat to finish on the podium plus 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.600 two sixty's still the goat. Honestly, probably not I think 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:39.720 Maxivers shopping is but the on the once goat Okay, 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:41.880 Lando Norris. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:47.000 You love you Love Land, the Lando McLaren. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.600 Minus one seventy five, and then Sergio Perez to finish 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.480 in the sprint race. Still don't really know what that 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.719 is or no top three finished in the sprint race 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.240 plus one fifty Those are from the plug, all right. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:00.320 Shane Irving. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:06.160 Finally that fucking card screams, I have a problem. Uh no, 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.040 not yours. The other guy that just was fucking talking 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:12.199 for half an hour. College football. Wait, I thought you 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:14.440 were in a good mood. I'm in a better mood now. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:15.599 Danny got them claws in me. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.440 She's actually been kind of a little bit of a today. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.560 No no, no, no, no, no, not using that. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:21.720 I can't say, no. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.680 Excuse no, Here we go, Shan Irving. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:28.800 I got the we are plus five and a half 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:32.760 against the Buckeyes. E CU laying the seven against Charlotte, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.400 and I like the u cfou under sixty six. I 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.720 don't think uc is going to fucking score Tennessee. I 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.440 had it plus ten now it's plus nine, which is good. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:46.560 And Tulsa laying the three against the Als. Okay, Baseball 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.920 Rangers America's team laying the one twenty Bingo Bengo. I 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.440 got Lamar Jackson minus three against the Hot Tub Cowboy, 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.480 and I got Mayfield laying the two and a half 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.800 against the Dirty South Chargers, plus five and a half 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.480 against the Indians, and the Eagles laying the two and 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.000 a half against Mike McDaniel. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.680 All right, that brings us to bad Larry joining us 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.840 from somewhere in the Jersey Shore on my. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:13.520 Way to get blood work at the hospital. Dan, I 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:14.120 just told. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:21.080 Let's see those testings. No ship, that's got to be Larry. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.600 You've been dead for five years, you know. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.160 From all the hyde is. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:28.360 Budweiser. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.680 Yeah, ten cokes and fifteen buds a day. We gotta 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.040 check out what's doing to the system. 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.760 I can tell you you don't need a doctor for 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:36.400 that asshole. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:37.920 It's called. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:41.000 From the inside out. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:46.640 We'll see, Okay, two team teams, Dan getting six points 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.520 to adjust the spread, Bill's minus to two and a 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.520 half and the forty nine ers minus to half. Just 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:56.080 one unit on that one unit on my NFL games, 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.600 I got the Commanders against my Giants. My giants suck 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:03.600 lyon plus three against the Ravens Chargers like Shay, I 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:05.880 agree with you, Chargers plus five and a half against 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:10.080 the Chiefs, Rams minus three against the Steelers, and I 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.600 agree that Dolphins are way over rated. The Eagles are 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.120 going to blow them out at one and a half, 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.800 but it's two and a half. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.720 I think, now, what's the alternate spread? 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:24.520 Eagles no matter what against the Dolphins. They're my pro 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:29.000 games in college. I like Jmu minus the three against Marshall. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.920 I think you guys gave Dylan four something. You changed 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:33.360 that line on. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.480 Me and a half. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.880 I took Marshall straight up. Larry, who we are? 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:41.600 Yeah, Okay, so I'm minus three and a half. I 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:45.600 got Duke plus fourteen against Florida State. I got the 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:52.760 West Virginia Oklahoma State over at fifty. I got Kansas 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.920 State minus to six and a half against TCU and 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.120 wrapping it up with Wisconsin minus to two and a 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:59.120 half against Illinois. 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.960 Uh, we have somebody else who is going to join 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.240 us on the Dan Patrick takes a gambling podcast. He 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:13.200 is an inmate in Macon County, Illinois. He's Larry M. Holmes, 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:17.879 who is done well with some parlays and Larry, can 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:18.280 you hear. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:23.119 Me, Macon County Jail for account approval. Press one to accept, 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.360 Press eight to block calls from this inmate. Press nine 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:28.160 to block all calls from this facility. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:33.920 Okay, Larry, can you hear me. 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:37.000 We gotta press we gotta press one. Yeah, I think 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.760 press one on ray with the ray got confused by 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:42.560 the Spanish directions at the end, I think. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:50.720 Okay, So this inmate in Macon, Illinois, has he went viral? 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:55.159 He had some videos video viral or viral videos that 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:59.119 he had some parlays that he hit. Is that correct, Dylan? 0:17:59.320 --> 0:17:59.480 Yeah? 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.480 Yeah, he's been thrown out like cup, like five six 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:07.960 parlays and just dicing them moneyline parlays. But like with upsets, 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:10.840 like I know last week, I believe he had in 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.360 the parlay he had the Jets straight up against the Eagles, 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.439 so he's putting some saucy stuff out. He also had 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.320 a wn He had like five NFL picks, the WNB 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:19.960 a bat. 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:21.800 And he parlayed the fucking w NBA in it. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.760 Yeah ball, the Liberty are the Aces? Right? 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:26.159 Oh? 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:27.840 Did he have the Aces or the Liberty? 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:29.520 Maybe New York Liberty over the Aces? 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:33.119 Okay, yeah, okay, So he's he's covered all the bases 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:34.600 football in w NBA. 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:39.960 Okay, do we know why Larry is incarcerated? Yeah, I 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.280 mean I think it's an injustice, Danny, that's what it is. No, No, 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.760 we don't want to say it's an injustice. 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.800 I think there's a So the article I read it 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:54.200 was something about we got caught with a gun, that 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.840 he won gambling and he had priors. 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:58.440 Sounds good to me. 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:02.200 So it's something along those lines of eating. Maybe it's 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:03.440