WEBVTT - MissCommenTORI 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:15.080 Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It's the weekend, 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.240 and I was like, you know what, let's do something 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:24.360 fun and light and just easy. So I decide to 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.680 tackle all those comments you guys send me in questions 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:34.360 because they're all so nice. But you know me, I'm 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:38.040 an open book. I'm an open tea, so you can 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:41.080 ask me anything. You can say anything, pretty thick skin. 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.040 I know someone's already common at my elbow skins real bad. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:49.199 That's the only part that's thin, I guess. But I 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.000 do read the comments, so I look at me. I'm 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:56.120 human and I can feel them, but I can also 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.400 have a good sense of humor about them. So I 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.200 decided to read some of my favorites today, comments, questions 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.640 and take a stab at them. A lot of you 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.160 have asked, so I'm going to bring up this one 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:14.160 why in my podcast misspelling My photo for like, my 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:20.520 album cover is naked, and here's the answer. So my 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:24.120 shoot was scheduled for the day and with iHeart and 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:27.000 I was going to do it, and I'm kind of 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:31.440 a last minute, improvisational type of girl. So if you 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.680 give me too long to think about things, which is 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.840 probably why I'm always late. I will overthink it. Then 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.120 I'll have to restart and come up with different ideas. 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.040 It's like, it's like that thing when you buy a 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:46.119 dress for an event, like a month in advance. I'm 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.320 the type that if I do that the night before 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.880 or just kidding, the day of, I'm like, I hate it, 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.400 I don't like it, and I have to pick something else. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:59.360 So I decided, Okay, I'm gonna grab wardrobe, I'm gonna 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.400 put it all together, I'm going to go in, i'm 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:05.520 gonna have a vibe. And then i have five kids 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:09.160 and a lot going on, and I'm just making excuses 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:13.160 I didn't do my homework. So I decided that morning 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.600 I woke up with it an epiphany and I was like, 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.000 oh my gosh. And I woke up and I was like, 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.800 I'm gonna do the shoot naked. And I mean, some 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.080 may say it was just because I hadn't done the 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.720 research and gone out and gotten wardrobe. You may say that, 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.400 but also I was like, Okay, this is the real me. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.720 I feel like people have seen quote unquote, I'm doing 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.000 air quotes right now. Me, my entire career, my whole 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:41.000 life on screen, off screen, and I was like, what 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:44.080 have they never seen before? Though, like because I've in 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:45.840 my books and everything, I kind of tell it like 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:48.000 it is, and I'm like, okay, I want to give 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.840 like the next level. And I was like, oh, well, 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.840 you know, if they've seen everything about me, they've never 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:56.280 seen this. So I decided to be like, Okay, what's 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.680 the most raw you could be? And that's naked and 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.959 that's a really scary thing. So I decided. I walked 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.400 into the makeup trailer and my makeup artists, I had 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.040 done no prep with her about it. I was like, 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.080 by the way, I'm gonna do the shoot naked today. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.239 She was like okay, and she's like, well, you didn't 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:13.880 get a spray tan. I was like, I know because 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.320 I woke up this morning decided I'm gonna do the 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:20.720 shot naked. So Ruthan we were like, oh my gosh, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:22.880 we don't have the proper stuff. So ruth Anne ran 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.640 out to CVS right and got Sally Hanson spray for 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.280 your legs. Like so it's like my favorite one of 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:34.120 my favorite movies, Death Becomes Her were Goldie Han and 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.600 Meryl Streep and they die and then they come back 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.720 and they live forever. If you know, you know, anyway, 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.640 if you don't, you should see it. It's really good. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.960 And they have to get touch ups the spray paint 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:49.040 on their bodies. Anyway, we literally head to toe spray 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:54.080 painted my body with multiple cans of Sally Hanson leg 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:59.000 spray and colored me in and I borrowed somebody's shirt, 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.240 walked a set and and told our photographers. I was like, 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.840 I've decided to do this naked. And then I literally 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.520 which I won't do now, gave them a list of 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:12.680 my deepest insecurities about my body and everything. I was like, 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.400 just so you know, I have this, this, this and this, 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.000 and then I was like okay, and then I dropped 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:22.400 the flannel and sat down and I thought the shoot 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:27.359 turned out really well. And yeah, I mean it was 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.479 my time to shine. Let it all shine before it 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:32.360 goes to not getting younger. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.040 So there's that, okay, you know, Toy telling there's such 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.279 a thing as TMI. No one needs to know and 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.279 no one cares about your pooping situation. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:44.159 And a lot of people have said this that I 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.640 always say, I'm TMI slash TMT too much. Toy said, 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.480 no one ever, And people are saying no, no, there's 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.320 a little too much toy. We don't need to know 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:57.320 about your pooping situation. But I feel like everybody poops, right, 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.840 there's quite literally a book called Everybody Poops. I love 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:06.640 that book. And yeah, so it's natural, it's part of life, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.360 and so sorry if I talk about it, but it's 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:13.000 something that occurs, oh in a good week, like every day. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.120 But really in my life it's like not every day. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.320 It's it's really upsetting, but on a good day every day. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.800 So yeah, I talk about it here, I. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:23.080 Am Does she had mental problems? Honest question? 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.360 Nothing diagnosed? How about that? 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.920 Eat a cheeseburger? Already look malnourished? 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:33.120 Thanks now, I want a cheeseburger. So I actually do 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:37.880 eat cheeseburgers quite frequently. Yeah. My favorite is the two 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:43.359 cheeseburger combo at McDonald's. Extra pickles, extra onions, so good 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.400 with a large diet, Doctor Pepper. I don't love the fries, though, 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.080 so maybe I'll eat a few more of those next time. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:50.680 Thank you. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:52.680 Do you still have your pet pig? 0:05:53.320 --> 0:06:00.560 Which landlord is listening? I'm just kidding. So Wilbur is 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:05.320 currently with staying at a friend's luxurious farm. It's like 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:07.799 a really nice thing right now because we have moved 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.680 houses and everything because we had mold last year and 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.200 we are not in a current situation to house him. Literally, 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.960 he's like huge now. He kept growing and growing and growing. 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:23.880 It's wild pigs just keep growing. So yeah, but we 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:27.359 visit him and we see him, and he's gonna be 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.200 really bummed. I'm like, hey, buddy, time to come back. 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.640 When we moved to a place that has like an area. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.640 Because he's living the life. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.520 It's definitely time to hang up the cargo pants and 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:38.440 the crop tops. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.960 Hang them up. I would never It's never been my thing. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.719 I'm not organized. Oh I would love a good closet. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:48.400 And I always start with good intentions, like those velvet hangers, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.840 like the really nice ones because no wire hangers ever. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.200 I took note and I fill them up and then 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.479 I'm like okay, and then I'm gonna beautify it and 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.320 I'm going to go from like, you know, the rainbow 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:01.679 colors and all my white creams to neutrals to Yeah, 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.320 that doesn't work out because then when I'm like I 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.520 have to get dressed for something, I don't have wardrobe. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.840 Not going to this shut naked. I just like ramsack. 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.360 My like, is it ramsack or ransack? It's ramsack, isn't 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:18.440 it ramsack? It's a funny word. I tear across my closet. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.960 Everything goes on the ground. And then that wasn't my question? 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.600 Was it? Never? 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.960 Because you know what, I feel like I can dress 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:29.000 however I want. I feel like I dress whatever inspires 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:32.040 me in the moment. And uh, if you know me, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.560 you know I love fashion and I tend to kind 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:38.040 of vary my looks throughout the years. If you came 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.200 to my closet, you can definitely tell the phase I'm 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:46.400 in by how my closet is dishoveled on the floor, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.800 Like if it's all bright, you know, I'm like, that's 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.400 my situation if it's all dark. So it's like, Okay, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.920 she's going through her emo face. No, my kids just 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.480 say I'm going through my emo phase? Or is that 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.239 a thing I've always wanted? An emo? Okay, what's next? 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.560 Did you have breath when you weren't caring for your 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.520 teeth for so long? 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.240 I probably have to ask all the boys I've not kissed. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:10.840 I don't know. Uh No, So here's the thing. It 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.200 wasn't like I know, I said on the podcast, like 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.040 I let my shit my shit, I let my ship 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:21.840 go to teeth. That's a good one, unintentional good one. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.720 With my best friend Kevin, I said, like, I didn't 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.280 take care of my teeth, but obviously, you guys, I 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:32.280 brushed my teeth. Okay, I'm gonna like tell the truth here. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.160 So I always brush my teeth every single day. Sometimes 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.079 in the night. I tell my kids to rush their teeth, 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.240 but I don't brush my teeth. I do use a 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:45.160 tongue scraper. I do use those listine strips and they're tasty. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.680 And yeah, I totally took care of my teeth. I 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.559 didn't have bad breath, but it was just I didn't 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.719 get like the checkups and the cavities that I got 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.720 after forty like done in a timely manner. But yes, 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.679 I've always been very concerned about my breath. It's a thing. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.280 What is the writing on the inside of your left arm? 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.199 Say sorry? 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:09.720 It says whatever I wanted to say. No, it's in French. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.480 It says my whole heart, for my whole life. Yeah, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.280 and my husband and I seemed to be ex husband 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.679 and I got matching ones for our ten year anniversary, 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:25.559 and we had gone through some struggles previously. I say 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.679 it like I'm like trying to pick and choose the 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.280 right words. There was I did a TV show based 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.680 on a cultrue toy. There was some infidelity issues, and 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.840 we stayed together and we worked things out, and I 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.600 decided like, oh, we should get a tattoo together, my 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:45.000 whole heart for my whole life. And so then we didn't. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.400 And then when we were in Paris and with our 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.920 whole family and it was our ten year anniversary, I 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.960 was like, oh, this is a great story. We should 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.280 go for us, you know, because always creating the narrative, 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:01.640 not just in general, but within my own brain and family, 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:04.600 and we should go get it. And so we found 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:08.640 I like was dming tattoo artists in Paris and spontaneity 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.079 is my thing, and I was like, hey, can we 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.400 come in and do it? And we did it and 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.480 it was a really fun experience. And he did ask me, 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:20.200 He's like, so are you planning on removing this tattoo? 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:24.560 And I was like no, because it's part of my journey. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.880 I would never remove it. Side note, my whole heart 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.880 for my whole life. I'm talking about myself, bitch, I 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.120 love myself. No, I'm just kidding. Let me do that 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.680 without the bitch side. Now I'm talking about myself, my 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.000 whole heart, my whole life. Literally, like it's kind of cool. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.600 I could just tell anyone it's about them and they'll never. 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:47.280 Go Okay, just like fine wine, you get better with time. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:50.240 Just like fine wine, you get better with time. That 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.880 is a limerick. Wait is that a pickup line? That's 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:58.240 now I want wine earlier, cheeseburger now wine. Okay, thank 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:09.800 you you guys. This is really really fun. I love 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.679 doing this. It's for my own personal like therapy. This 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.560 is making me laugh, which is really good. So if 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:22.720 you guys have any strange, weird, creepy questions as stories, 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:26.280 she's your host. She's here every week. No, seriously ask me, 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:27.480 you guys, I want to answer these. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.120 Thanks. Did you get your boobs done in the back 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.320 of a van? Yeah? 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:37.160 Down by the river? Oh wait for real, wait like 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:40.960 that SNL sketch, you get your. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.400 Boobs done in the back of a van down by 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:49.199 the river? Oh my god? 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:51.480 Did I get my boobs done? When we get this right, 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.240 in the back of a van down by the river, 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.720 no side note, you know how the Mile High Club. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.760 I always want to have sex in the back of 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.880 my boob's done, not by the river, maybe a beautiful 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:08.520 lake or something. Never mind, I'm not really a water girl. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:17.440 My boobs, Yeah, which version of them? So I've got 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.000 my boobs. I just got them done again, you guys, 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:21.480 I know, I. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:26.080 Think these aren't the ones either. God damn it. Third 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.000 time will be the charm. 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:32.440 So anyway, I have no comment on that. I know, 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.600 I don't know. I think my body doesn't like to 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:40.120 take four things doesn't work. Sorry, Okay, I think they're okay, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.960 now I think they're My whole intention of getting them 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.840 redone was to go smaller because looking back to the nineties, 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.599 I was like, I liked my boobs. I wish I 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.440 had just kept them, Like they're really great. And I 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:55.520 was like a thirty two B maybe like an A 0:12:56.520 --> 0:13:00.920 plus and like minus. But I was like, oh, you know, 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:05.280 I just wanted to make them fuller. And my first 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.520 boob job I went to I had a friend at 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.040 the time, sorry, it was the bad boyfriend I talked about. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.160 It was his friend's girlfriend and she was a stripper 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:19.120 and she had her Boobsen. So she's like, oh, you 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.640 have to go to this place. And I was so 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.000 scared to tell anybody that. I was like, okay, And 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.520 so I went to this doctor and I was in 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:33.000 a strip mall. I'm not kidding. I can't make this up. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.080 I think he was a fine doctor. It was just 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.079 like an outpittient surgery center in a strip mall. But 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.600 you know, I was nineteen, so I was like, uh, 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.719 this is isn't Beverly Hills. What's happening. I was confused 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.839 and now I know, hey, you can get everything done 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:48.440 in a strip mall, but that was back then, so 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.760 I was concerned, but of course I didn't say anything, 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.240 and I got them done and then they took me home. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:58.760 And at the time, I was scared to tell my parents, 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.240 tell my parents until they had to come over. My 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.640 mom had to come over and take care of me 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:08.760 because at the time I was best friends with Lucia 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.960 Silverstone and Carmen Electra and they were taking care of me. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.320 I can't even make this stuff up, you guys. And 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.199 they were taking care of me. But it was Christmas 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.560 time and they had to go to their families and 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.960 I was bandaged. Up and my mom came over and 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:22.280 I was like, I have to tell you something, and 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:23.840 I told her I had my boobs done. She was 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.600 really cool about it. She was concerned, like what doctor 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.240 I went to and everything. And then while she was 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.720 taking care of me, she's like, look down. And I 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.760 was on like painkillers or something and she was helping 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.040 me and she's like, what is that on your ankle? 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.480 And I was like, oh man, my mom doesn't know 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:43.720 I have a tattoo, and so as any like teenager does. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.960 I was like, a tattoo, Mom, that's my tattoo. And 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.920 she was like, oh, okay, when'd you get that? And 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.160 I was like I don't know, I've had it. And 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.320 I was like ooh inside, like oh my gosh. Yeah, 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.360 I had gotten a tattoo like the year before and 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.600 hadn't told them my first tattoo anyway. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:03.040 And scene ready, she's giving over medicated and day drunk. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.200 She's giving over medicated and day drunk. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.920 That the translation is she's over medicated and day drinking. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.320 That was my interpretation. 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.920 This is in reference to my teeth and like, damn it, 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:18.880 the teeth. I love the teeth, but I do have 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.160 it's going away, I'm adjusting. Kevin says, it's still gonna 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.360 take time. They're new, twenty eight teeth new in my mouth. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.480 But you guys, even like other things, people say it 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.080 like I'm not on medication, I'm not day drinking, but 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.160 I will start day drinking after this podcast because it's 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.040 five o'clock somewhere. 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:40.680 Okay, no money but hair, nails and face. Hmmm wait wait. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.960 No money but hair and nails and face. Mm hmmmm mmm. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:53.640 Let me get this right, hum with an h m hmmm. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.560 Nailed it. Okay, duh, priorities. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.520 You are a hot mess. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.720 Thank you hot haute. 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.160 The ocean doesn't have that much plastic. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:17.280 The ocean doesn't have that much plastic. I'm assuming that's 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:20.040 a plastic surgery reference. Oh my gosh. So I read 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:22.760 the other day someone was like, but sometimes they make 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:26.280 comments and they're very definitive, like you must do this, 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.960 like this will help you. And it's almost like it's 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.840 not mean or shaming. It's just like they were like, 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:36.320 you would be pretty if you got rid, and very 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:41.680 like precise those cheek implants and your chin implants. Like 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.000 she was like, I know, and I'm just telling you. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.640 And I was like I was actually, you know, I 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.440 was getting my nails done while I was reading this 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.680 out loud. Yeah, priorities. And I read it out loud 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.360 because I was all fired up and my nail tech 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.520 mister T. I can't make this up, mister T. 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.200 I'm sorry. I picture the actual best of tea and 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:04.080 a nailshle. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:12.480 Mister T goes, he goes, he's like doing a thing. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.080 He looks up and he was like, f the haters 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:18.080 and he goes, you're beautiful and I was like, no, 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.720 but it's not true. You don't understand. The only thing 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.960 that's an implant in my body are my tits and 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.719 my dermals. And he was like dermals and I was like, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.480 it's a piercing you put it in your skin. It's subliminal, 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.520 like it pushes out eventually. It's not true piercing anyway. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.160 And I was like, but I don't have any implants 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:39.000 in my face and I was like trying. I was like, 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:40.439 can I have a minute, Can I just write back? 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:42.800 And he's like, no, you cannot. He's like, you should 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.639 not write back to these people. You have to let 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.920 it go. It's pretty hard to let it go. But yeah, anyway, 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.479 do I have any plastic body? Where where do I plastic? Oh? Right, 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:52.399 just plastic surgery. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:54.840 The only thing aging on you is your elbows. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.360 It's true. Thank you. I know, I know. I need 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.240 to ask my mom if that runs in the family. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:04.200 My elbows are like haggard, like I feel like from 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.600 the front, like you know, I look at the mirror 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.719 and I'm like, okay, it's old enough, okay, And then 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.240 I turn around I'm like, ooh, and I'm not happy 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:14.960 with what I see, which I don't really have to 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.440 see it because not really, like I don't see it 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:20.240 until I look at pictures or until you guys tell me. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.640 But like I guess a boy in the future will 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:29.120 have to see the back of my elbows. Hmm. Yeah, 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.120 I don't know. Can you get something done for your elbows? 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:33.360 I mean, I won't get it done. You people out 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.200 there terrify me getting classic surgery because you say it 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:40.160 so much about me and I don't have it. But yeah, anyway, 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.080 elbow job, what would that be? Give a hand job, 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.720 give a foot job, elbow job, elbowskin job, elbow skin job. 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:48.679 Oh my god, I just coined a new thing for 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.120 the sex industry. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.720 Anyhow, I do everything in threes too. Do you do 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.200 this with a lot of things? Is it a comfort thing? 0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:01.520 So that's referring to pretty clever posts I put up 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.240 that goes with this podcast because it was check check, check, 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:10.680 and then my jenes are check. I actually do things 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:15.320 in pairs because I don't believe in human emotional attachment, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.840 but I do believe in an adamant object emotional attachment 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.359 because I like to be different and they shouldn't be alone. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:25.040 So I it used to be an OCD thing in mine, 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:26.760 like everything had to be in pairs. If I was 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:30.640 even eating something, I'll get slammed for this. Uh. If 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:33.160 I was leaving a bite like left on the plate, 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.040 I would cut it in half just so they could 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:44.080 have a friend. But in comedy and writing, we always 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:47.679 say comedy in threes. Everything works better a joke in threes, 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:49.920 So that's how you write it and deliver it. So 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:54.199 that was the reference I was making in threes. But 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:55.760 it does sound comforting. 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:58.399 What is your favorite food? 0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:04.440 What is my favorite food? Oh, that's loaded. I'm definitely 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:08.439 a meat and potatoes kind of girl. I am, like, 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:14.800 all due respect to vegans and vegetable people, but I 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:19.000 love meat, like I just really really like the meat. 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:25.679 And I love sushi, so sushi. But I'm not like 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:29.080 a big roll person. Like I'm like like a very 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:34.240 hardcore sushi person, like I love sashimi, and like I'm 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.840 also like scared when I go into sushi restaurants because 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.200 I want to like trust them and respect what they're doing. 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:42.680 So I'm like, however, you think what I should eat? 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:43.480 What sauce? 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:43.960 You know? 0:20:44.000 --> 0:20:45.760 Couse soonis they'll be like, don't put in the soy sauce. 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:47.879 You're like, okay, no problem, and then you have to 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:49.920 like sneak the soy sauce because you just want to 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:56.040 break rolls like me, but so love sushi, love lasagn 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:59.119 yet big lasagna person. I think I still think I 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.359 make the best laza. But any place I go that 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:03.399 has alasania, I have to try it. Sorry, hear my 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:05.200 voice going up cause I'm super excited. So I'm talking 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:07.120 about food. This is my happy food dance right now. 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:15.560 But uh, oh Taco Bell McDonald's. But what else? Oh 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:18.520 meat sticks. I'm a big fan of meat sticks, and 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.720 this is a thing. Any place I go and there's 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:24.120 a new meat stick, I have to get it. And 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:30.080 most recently, my favorite beverage is Doctor Pepper, and there's 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:32.840 a Doctor Pepper meat stick that's out there, So I'm 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.840 telling everyone right now, if you like Doctor Pepper, you 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:38.320 have to try this meat stick. But yeah, I love 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:44.600 meat sticks and pistachios and pickles, pickles. I could live 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:45.320 on pickle Saloon. 0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:51.160 There's a comment she looks like a white Wendy Williams, so. 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:57.200 A lot of people have written that comment, and I 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:01.760 actually think Wendy Williams is very party. She's not very 0:22:01.840 --> 0:22:04.320 she hasn't been very kind to me in the past, 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:08.679 but I think she is a pretty woman and I 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:12.480 feel bad for her situation. But like I feel like 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:15.280 commenting on that, like everyone's you'll never be able to 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.320 unsee it. It's one of those things that once that 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.199 comment was made, I was like, huh, and then I 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:23.679