Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. It's the weekend,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, let's do something
Speaker 1: fun and light and just easy. So I decide to
Speaker 1: tackle all those comments you guys send me in questions
Speaker 1: because they're all so nice. But you know me, I'm
Speaker 1: an open book. I'm an open tea, so you can
Speaker 1: ask me anything. You can say anything, pretty thick skin.
Speaker 1: I know someone's already common at my elbow skins real bad.
Speaker 1: That's the only part that's thin, I guess. But I
Speaker 1: do read the comments, so I look at me. I'm
Speaker 1: human and I can feel them, but I can also
Speaker 1: have a good sense of humor about them. So I
Speaker 1: decided to read some of my favorites today, comments, questions
Speaker 1: and take a stab at them. A lot of you
Speaker 1: have asked, so I'm going to bring up this one
Speaker 1: why in my podcast misspelling My photo for like, my
Speaker 1: album cover is naked, and here's the answer. So my
Speaker 1: shoot was scheduled for the day and with iHeart and
Speaker 1: I was going to do it, and I'm kind of
Speaker 1: a last minute, improvisational type of girl. So if you
Speaker 1: give me too long to think about things, which is
Speaker 1: probably why I'm always late. I will overthink it. Then
Speaker 1: I'll have to restart and come up with different ideas.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like that thing when you buy a
Speaker 1: dress for an event, like a month in advance. I'm
Speaker 1: the type that if I do that the night before
Speaker 1: or just kidding, the day of, I'm like, I hate it,
Speaker 1: I don't like it, and I have to pick something else.
Speaker 1: So I decided, Okay, I'm gonna grab wardrobe, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it all together, I'm going to go in, i'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a vibe. And then i have five kids
Speaker 1: and a lot going on, and I'm just making excuses
Speaker 1: I didn't do my homework. So I decided that morning
Speaker 1: I woke up with it an epiphany and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. And I woke up and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the shoot naked. And I mean, some
Speaker 1: may say it was just because I hadn't done the
Speaker 1: research and gone out and gotten wardrobe. You may say that,
Speaker 1: but also I was like, Okay, this is the real me.
Speaker 1: I feel like people have seen quote unquote, I'm doing
Speaker 1: air quotes right now. Me, my entire career, my whole
Speaker 1: life on screen, off screen, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: have they never seen before? Though, like because I've in
Speaker 1: my books and everything, I kind of tell it like
Speaker 1: it is, and I'm like, okay, I want to give
Speaker 1: like the next level. And I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know, if they've seen everything about me, they've never
Speaker 1: seen this. So I decided to be like, Okay, what's
Speaker 1: the most raw you could be? And that's naked and
Speaker 1: that's a really scary thing. So I decided. I walked
Speaker 1: into the makeup trailer and my makeup artists, I had
Speaker 1: done no prep with her about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm gonna do the shoot naked today.
Speaker 1: She was like okay, and she's like, well, you didn't
Speaker 1: get a spray tan. I was like, I know because
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning decided I'm gonna do the
Speaker 1: shot naked. So Ruthan we were like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: we don't have the proper stuff. So ruth Anne ran
Speaker 1: out to CVS right and got Sally Hanson spray for
Speaker 1: your legs. Like so it's like my favorite one of
Speaker 1: my favorite movies, Death Becomes Her were Goldie Han and
Speaker 1: Meryl Streep and they die and then they come back
Speaker 1: and they live forever. If you know, you know, anyway,
Speaker 1: if you don't, you should see it. It's really good.
Speaker 1: And they have to get touch ups the spray paint
Speaker 1: on their bodies. Anyway, we literally head to toe spray
Speaker 1: painted my body with multiple cans of Sally Hanson leg
Speaker 1: spray and colored me in and I borrowed somebody's shirt,
Speaker 1: walked a set and and told our photographers. I was like,
Speaker 1: I've decided to do this naked. And then I literally
Speaker 1: which I won't do now, gave them a list of
Speaker 1: my deepest insecurities about my body and everything. I was like,
Speaker 1: just so you know, I have this, this, this and this,
Speaker 1: and then I was like okay, and then I dropped
Speaker 1: the flannel and sat down and I thought the shoot
Speaker 1: turned out really well. And yeah, I mean it was
Speaker 1: my time to shine. Let it all shine before it
Speaker 1: goes to not getting younger.
Speaker 2: So there's that, okay, you know, Toy telling there's such
Speaker 2: a thing as TMI. No one needs to know and
Speaker 2: no one cares about your pooping situation.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people have said this that I
Speaker 1: always say, I'm TMI slash TMT too much. Toy said,
Speaker 1: no one ever, And people are saying no, no, there's
Speaker 1: a little too much toy. We don't need to know
Speaker 1: about your pooping situation. But I feel like everybody poops, right,
Speaker 1: there's quite literally a book called Everybody Poops. I love
Speaker 1: that book. And yeah, so it's natural, it's part of life,
Speaker 1: and so sorry if I talk about it, but it's
Speaker 1: something that occurs, oh in a good week, like every day.
Speaker 1: But really in my life it's like not every day.
Speaker 1: It's it's really upsetting, but on a good day every day.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I talk about it here, I.
Speaker 2: Am Does she had mental problems? Honest question?
Speaker 1: Nothing diagnosed? How about that?
Speaker 2: Eat a cheeseburger? Already look malnourished?
Speaker 1: Thanks now, I want a cheeseburger. So I actually do
Speaker 1: eat cheeseburgers quite frequently. Yeah. My favorite is the two
Speaker 1: cheeseburger combo at McDonald's. Extra pickles, extra onions, so good
Speaker 1: with a large diet, Doctor Pepper. I don't love the fries, though,
Speaker 1: so maybe I'll eat a few more of those next time.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you still have your pet pig?
Speaker 1: Which landlord is listening? I'm just kidding. So Wilbur is
Speaker 1: currently with staying at a friend's luxurious farm. It's like
Speaker 1: a really nice thing right now because we have moved
Speaker 1: houses and everything because we had mold last year and
Speaker 1: we are not in a current situation to house him. Literally,
Speaker 1: he's like huge now. He kept growing and growing and growing.
Speaker 1: It's wild pigs just keep growing. So yeah, but we
Speaker 1: visit him and we see him, and he's gonna be
Speaker 1: really bummed. I'm like, hey, buddy, time to come back.
Speaker 1: When we moved to a place that has like an area.
Speaker 1: Because he's living the life.
Speaker 2: It's definitely time to hang up the cargo pants and
Speaker 2: the crop tops.
Speaker 1: Hang them up. I would never It's never been my thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not organized. Oh I would love a good closet.
Speaker 1: And I always start with good intentions, like those velvet hangers,
Speaker 1: like the really nice ones because no wire hangers ever.
Speaker 1: I took note and I fill them up and then
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, and then I'm gonna beautify it and
Speaker 1: I'm going to go from like, you know, the rainbow
Speaker 1: colors and all my white creams to neutrals to Yeah,
Speaker 1: that doesn't work out because then when I'm like I
Speaker 1: have to get dressed for something, I don't have wardrobe.
Speaker 1: Not going to this shut naked. I just like ramsack.
Speaker 1: My like, is it ramsack or ransack? It's ramsack, isn't
Speaker 1: it ramsack? It's a funny word. I tear across my closet.
Speaker 1: Everything goes on the ground. And then that wasn't my question?
Speaker 2: Was it? Never?
Speaker 1: Because you know what, I feel like I can dress
Speaker 1: however I want. I feel like I dress whatever inspires
Speaker 1: me in the moment. And uh, if you know me,
Speaker 1: you know I love fashion and I tend to kind
Speaker 1: of vary my looks throughout the years. If you came
Speaker 1: to my closet, you can definitely tell the phase I'm
Speaker 1: in by how my closet is dishoveled on the floor,
Speaker 1: Like if it's all bright, you know, I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: my situation if it's all dark. So it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's going through her emo face. No, my kids just
Speaker 1: say I'm going through my emo phase? Or is that
Speaker 1: a thing I've always wanted? An emo? Okay, what's next?
Speaker 2: Did you have breath when you weren't caring for your
Speaker 2: teeth for so long?
Speaker 1: I probably have to ask all the boys I've not kissed.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Uh No, So here's the thing. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like I know, I said on the podcast, like
Speaker 1: I let my shit my shit, I let my ship
Speaker 1: go to teeth. That's a good one, unintentional good one.
Speaker 1: With my best friend Kevin, I said, like, I didn't
Speaker 1: take care of my teeth, but obviously, you guys, I
Speaker 1: brushed my teeth. Okay, I'm gonna like tell the truth here.
Speaker 1: So I always brush my teeth every single day. Sometimes
Speaker 1: in the night. I tell my kids to rush their teeth,
Speaker 1: but I don't brush my teeth. I do use a
Speaker 1: tongue scraper. I do use those listine strips and they're tasty.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I totally took care of my teeth. I
Speaker 1: didn't have bad breath, but it was just I didn't
Speaker 1: get like the checkups and the cavities that I got
Speaker 1: after forty like done in a timely manner. But yes,
Speaker 1: I've always been very concerned about my breath. It's a thing.
Speaker 2: What is the writing on the inside of your left arm?
Speaker 2: Say sorry?
Speaker 1: It says whatever I wanted to say. No, it's in French.
Speaker 1: It says my whole heart, for my whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my husband and I seemed to be ex husband
Speaker 1: and I got matching ones for our ten year anniversary,
Speaker 1: and we had gone through some struggles previously. I say
Speaker 1: it like I'm like trying to pick and choose the
Speaker 1: right words. There was I did a TV show based
Speaker 1: on a cultrue toy. There was some infidelity issues, and
Speaker 1: we stayed together and we worked things out, and I
Speaker 1: decided like, oh, we should get a tattoo together, my
Speaker 1: whole heart for my whole life. And so then we didn't.
Speaker 1: And then when we were in Paris and with our
Speaker 1: whole family and it was our ten year anniversary, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is a great story. We should
Speaker 1: go for us, you know, because always creating the narrative,
Speaker 1: not just in general, but within my own brain and family,
Speaker 1: and we should go get it. And so we found
Speaker 1: I like was dming tattoo artists in Paris and spontaneity
Speaker 1: is my thing, and I was like, hey, can we
Speaker 1: come in and do it? And we did it and
Speaker 1: it was a really fun experience. And he did ask me,
Speaker 1: He's like, so are you planning on removing this tattoo?
Speaker 1: And I was like no, because it's part of my journey.
Speaker 1: I would never remove it. Side note, my whole heart
Speaker 1: for my whole life. I'm talking about myself, bitch, I
Speaker 1: love myself. No, I'm just kidding. Let me do that
Speaker 1: without the bitch side. Now I'm talking about myself, my
Speaker 1: whole heart, my whole life. Literally, like it's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I could just tell anyone it's about them and they'll never.
Speaker 2: Go Okay, just like fine wine, you get better with time.
Speaker 1: Just like fine wine, you get better with time. That
Speaker 1: is a limerick. Wait is that a pickup line? That's
Speaker 1: now I want wine earlier, cheeseburger now wine. Okay, thank
Speaker 1: you you guys. This is really really fun. I love
Speaker 1: doing this. It's for my own personal like therapy. This
Speaker 1: is making me laugh, which is really good. So if
Speaker 1: you guys have any strange, weird, creepy questions as stories,
Speaker 1: she's your host. She's here every week. No, seriously ask me,
Speaker 1: you guys, I want to answer these.
Speaker 2: Thanks. Did you get your boobs done in the back
Speaker 2: of a van? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Down by the river? Oh wait for real, wait like
Speaker 1: that SNL sketch, you get your.
Speaker 2: Boobs done in the back of a van down by
Speaker 2: the river? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Did I get my boobs done? When we get this right,
Speaker 1: in the back of a van down by the river,
Speaker 1: no side note, you know how the Mile High Club.
Speaker 1: I always want to have sex in the back of
Speaker 1: my boob's done, not by the river, maybe a beautiful
Speaker 1: lake or something. Never mind, I'm not really a water girl.
Speaker 1: My boobs, Yeah, which version of them? So I've got
Speaker 1: my boobs. I just got them done again, you guys,
Speaker 1: I know, I.
Speaker 2: Think these aren't the ones either. God damn it. Third
Speaker 2: time will be the charm.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I have no comment on that. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think my body doesn't like to
Speaker 1: take four things doesn't work. Sorry, Okay, I think they're okay,
Speaker 1: now I think they're My whole intention of getting them
Speaker 1: redone was to go smaller because looking back to the nineties,
Speaker 1: I was like, I liked my boobs. I wish I
Speaker 1: had just kept them, Like they're really great. And I
Speaker 1: was like a thirty two B maybe like an A
Speaker 1: plus and like minus. But I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make them fuller. And my first
Speaker 1: boob job I went to I had a friend at
Speaker 1: the time, sorry, it was the bad boyfriend I talked about.
Speaker 1: It was his friend's girlfriend and she was a stripper
Speaker 1: and she had her Boobsen. So she's like, oh, you
Speaker 1: have to go to this place. And I was so
Speaker 1: scared to tell anybody that. I was like, okay, And
Speaker 1: so I went to this doctor and I was in
Speaker 1: a strip mall. I'm not kidding. I can't make this up.
Speaker 1: I think he was a fine doctor. It was just
Speaker 1: like an outpittient surgery center in a strip mall. But
Speaker 1: you know, I was nineteen, so I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: this is isn't Beverly Hills. What's happening. I was confused
Speaker 1: and now I know, hey, you can get everything done
Speaker 1: in a strip mall, but that was back then, so
Speaker 1: I was concerned, but of course I didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: and I got them done and then they took me home.
Speaker 1: And at the time, I was scared to tell my parents,
Speaker 1: tell my parents until they had to come over. My
Speaker 1: mom had to come over and take care of me
Speaker 1: because at the time I was best friends with Lucia
Speaker 1: Silverstone and Carmen Electra and they were taking care of me.
Speaker 1: I can't even make this stuff up, you guys. And
Speaker 1: they were taking care of me. But it was Christmas
Speaker 1: time and they had to go to their families and
Speaker 1: I was bandaged. Up and my mom came over and
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to tell you something, and
Speaker 1: I told her I had my boobs done. She was
Speaker 1: really cool about it. She was concerned, like what doctor
Speaker 1: I went to and everything. And then while she was
Speaker 1: taking care of me, she's like, look down. And I
Speaker 1: was on like painkillers or something and she was helping
Speaker 1: me and she's like, what is that on your ankle?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh man, my mom doesn't know
Speaker 1: I have a tattoo, and so as any like teenager does.
Speaker 1: I was like, a tattoo, Mom, that's my tattoo. And
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, okay, when'd you get that? And
Speaker 1: I was like I don't know, I've had it. And
Speaker 1: I was like ooh inside, like oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had gotten a tattoo like the year before and
Speaker 1: hadn't told them my first tattoo anyway.
Speaker 2: And scene ready, she's giving over medicated and day drunk.
Speaker 1: She's giving over medicated and day drunk.
Speaker 2: That the translation is she's over medicated and day drinking.
Speaker 2: That was my interpretation.
Speaker 1: This is in reference to my teeth and like, damn it,
Speaker 1: the teeth. I love the teeth, but I do have
Speaker 1: it's going away, I'm adjusting. Kevin says, it's still gonna
Speaker 1: take time. They're new, twenty eight teeth new in my mouth.
Speaker 1: But you guys, even like other things, people say it
Speaker 1: like I'm not on medication, I'm not day drinking, but
Speaker 1: I will start day drinking after this podcast because it's
Speaker 1: five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 2: Okay, no money but hair, nails and face. Hmmm wait wait.
Speaker 1: No money but hair and nails and face. Mm hmmmm mmm.
Speaker 1: Let me get this right, hum with an h m hmmm.
Speaker 1: Nailed it. Okay, duh, priorities.
Speaker 2: You are a hot mess.
Speaker 1: Thank you hot haute.
Speaker 2: The ocean doesn't have that much plastic.
Speaker 1: The ocean doesn't have that much plastic. I'm assuming that's
Speaker 1: a plastic surgery reference. Oh my gosh. So I read
Speaker 1: the other day someone was like, but sometimes they make
Speaker 1: comments and they're very definitive, like you must do this,
Speaker 1: like this will help you. And it's almost like it's
Speaker 1: not mean or shaming. It's just like they were like,
Speaker 1: you would be pretty if you got rid, and very
Speaker 1: like precise those cheek implants and your chin implants. Like
Speaker 1: she was like, I know, and I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: And I was like I was actually, you know, I
Speaker 1: was getting my nails done while I was reading this
Speaker 1: out loud. Yeah, priorities. And I read it out loud
Speaker 1: because I was all fired up and my nail tech
Speaker 1: mister T. I can't make this up, mister T.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I picture the actual best of tea and
Speaker 2: a nailshle.
Speaker 1: Mister T goes, he goes, he's like doing a thing.
Speaker 1: He looks up and he was like, f the haters
Speaker 1: and he goes, you're beautiful and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: but it's not true. You don't understand. The only thing
Speaker 1: that's an implant in my body are my tits and
Speaker 1: my dermals. And he was like dermals and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a piercing you put it in your skin. It's subliminal,
Speaker 1: like it pushes out eventually. It's not true piercing anyway.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but I don't have any implants
Speaker 1: in my face and I was like trying. I was like,
Speaker 1: can I have a minute, Can I just write back?
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, you cannot. He's like, you should
Speaker 1: not write back to these people. You have to let
Speaker 1: it go. It's pretty hard to let it go. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: do I have any plastic body? Where where do I plastic? Oh? Right,
Speaker 1: just plastic surgery.
Speaker 2: The only thing aging on you is your elbows.
Speaker 1: It's true. Thank you. I know, I know. I need
Speaker 1: to ask my mom if that runs in the family.
Speaker 1: My elbows are like haggard, like I feel like from
Speaker 1: the front, like you know, I look at the mirror
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, it's old enough, okay, And then
Speaker 1: I turn around I'm like, ooh, and I'm not happy
Speaker 1: with what I see, which I don't really have to
Speaker 1: see it because not really, like I don't see it
Speaker 1: until I look at pictures or until you guys tell me.
Speaker 1: But like I guess a boy in the future will
Speaker 1: have to see the back of my elbows. Hmm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you get something done for your elbows?
Speaker 1: I mean, I won't get it done. You people out
Speaker 1: there terrify me getting classic surgery because you say it
Speaker 1: so much about me and I don't have it. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: elbow job, what would that be? Give a hand job,
Speaker 1: give a foot job, elbow job, elbowskin job, elbow skin job.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just coined a new thing for
Speaker 1: the sex industry.
Speaker 2: Anyhow, I do everything in threes too. Do you do
Speaker 2: this with a lot of things? Is it a comfort thing?
Speaker 1: So that's referring to pretty clever posts I put up
Speaker 1: that goes with this podcast because it was check check, check,
Speaker 1: and then my jenes are check. I actually do things
Speaker 1: in pairs because I don't believe in human emotional attachment,
Speaker 1: but I do believe in an adamant object emotional attachment
Speaker 1: because I like to be different and they shouldn't be alone.
Speaker 1: So I it used to be an OCD thing in mine,
Speaker 1: like everything had to be in pairs. If I was
Speaker 1: even eating something, I'll get slammed for this. Uh. If
Speaker 1: I was leaving a bite like left on the plate,
Speaker 1: I would cut it in half just so they could
Speaker 1: have a friend. But in comedy and writing, we always
Speaker 1: say comedy in threes. Everything works better a joke in threes,
Speaker 1: So that's how you write it and deliver it. So
Speaker 1: that was the reference I was making in threes. But
Speaker 1: it does sound comforting.
Speaker 2: What is your favorite food?
Speaker 1: What is my favorite food? Oh, that's loaded. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: a meat and potatoes kind of girl. I am, like,
Speaker 1: all due respect to vegans and vegetable people, but I
Speaker 1: love meat, like I just really really like the meat.
Speaker 1: And I love sushi, so sushi. But I'm not like
Speaker 1: a big roll person. Like I'm like like a very
Speaker 1: hardcore sushi person, like I love sashimi, and like I'm
Speaker 1: also like scared when I go into sushi restaurants because
Speaker 1: I want to like trust them and respect what they're doing.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, however, you think what I should eat?
Speaker 1: What sauce?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Couse soonis they'll be like, don't put in the soy sauce.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, no problem, and then you have to
Speaker 1: like sneak the soy sauce because you just want to
Speaker 1: break rolls like me, but so love sushi, love lasagn
Speaker 1: yet big lasagna person. I think I still think I
Speaker 1: make the best laza. But any place I go that
Speaker 1: has alasania, I have to try it. Sorry, hear my
Speaker 1: voice going up cause I'm super excited. So I'm talking
Speaker 1: about food. This is my happy food dance right now.
Speaker 1: But uh, oh Taco Bell McDonald's. But what else? Oh
Speaker 1: meat sticks. I'm a big fan of meat sticks, and
Speaker 1: this is a thing. Any place I go and there's
Speaker 1: a new meat stick, I have to get it. And
Speaker 1: most recently, my favorite beverage is Doctor Pepper, and there's
Speaker 1: a Doctor Pepper meat stick that's out there, So I'm
Speaker 1: telling everyone right now, if you like Doctor Pepper, you
Speaker 1: have to try this meat stick. But yeah, I love
Speaker 1: meat sticks and pistachios and pickles, pickles. I could live
Speaker 1: on pickle Saloon.
Speaker 2: There's a comment she looks like a white Wendy Williams, so.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have written that comment, and I
Speaker 1: actually think Wendy Williams is very party. She's not very
Speaker 1: she hasn't been very kind to me in the past,
Speaker 1: but I think she is a pretty woman and I
Speaker 1: feel bad for her situation. But like I feel like
Speaker 1: commenting on that, like everyone's you'll never be able to
Speaker 1: unsee it. It's one of those things that once that
Speaker 1: comment was made, I was like, huh, and then I
Speaker 1: looked and I was like, oh, I cannot see that
Speaker 1: because you see what they're talking about, and that like
Speaker 1: also goes along with the comment, and people are like,
Speaker 1: she looks like Marlon and Sean Wayan's in disguise in
Speaker 1: the movie White Chicks, and I'm like, fair yep, anyway,
Speaker 1: I but my kids love pulling this up all the
Speaker 1: time because there's an infamous Wendy Williams comment where if
Speaker 1: you click on it, it says Tori Spelling has ebola.
Speaker 1: The saddest part is I'll be like to my kids, like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe people are saying this about me or
Speaker 1: that online. That's so horrible, and they're like, we have
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. But they all, collectively,
Speaker 1: every age, not the seven year old on repeat, will
Speaker 1: be like, well, all my friends and I listen to
Speaker 1: this Tory Spelling has ebola. They all have it on
Speaker 1: their phones like that's like they were like, mom, you've
Speaker 1: made it. Like that was when they thought I'd made
Speaker 1: it when she said that, And they think it's hilarious
Speaker 1: and they all play it. For the record, I did
Speaker 1: not have ebola. So I've had a lot of issues,
Speaker 1: Ebola not one of them.