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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nest?

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Speaker 3: How stupid you want me to be this morning, Shirley call,

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Speaker 3: How stupid y'all? Won't y'all looking y'all?

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Speaker 1: Do you baby?

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Speaker 3: I get I mean, I'm high in when I go,

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Speaker 3: when I go hard, I go high in.

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Speaker 1: I mean you the luxury brand?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, do it all right? I got it

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Speaker 3: for you? This right here is this? You know, it's

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Speaker 3: just some people. Some people kill me. Now you know

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Speaker 3: this lady been coming to my house and last you know,

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Speaker 3: back and forth from my house to hunt her husband house.

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Speaker 3: But now she don't she bring any bed bugs to

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Speaker 3: my house. And see, that's that's unacceptable. You understand, I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: some way you got to draw the line. So she

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Speaker 3: bringing bed bugs from her house to my house. And

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Speaker 3: I just spent about twenty five hundred dollars. I gotta

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Speaker 3: get a new mattress and everything. So I'm calling. I'm

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Speaker 3: thinking I'm calling her, but the husband picked up. But

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Speaker 3: we got to get this twenty five hundred. I got

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Speaker 3: to get matters. I need all my money back. She

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Speaker 3: can bring big bugs to my house. I can't stand

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Speaker 3: it to.

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Speaker 1: Far, too far.

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Speaker 2: That's too far right here? Yeah, just about the setup.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hellong, time to speak to Shenise.

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Speaker 1: She's here right now.

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Speaker 2: If I think a message, Uh, do you know when

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Speaker 2: she's coming back? Now? Is this a business calls him? No? No,

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Speaker 2: this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately.

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Speaker 1: No, you need to talk to me. It's different. Man,

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Speaker 1: Who was it?

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Speaker 2: This is? This is Brandon? Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm Ernest Man? But why do you know?

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Speaker 2: I got a bit of a situation here man? Uh,

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Speaker 2: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owing some

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Speaker 2: money from her. So I kind of need to talk

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Speaker 2: to her about about getting this money. Uh. Is totally

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Speaker 2: disrupted my whole apartment, and I need to actually see

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Speaker 2: about talking to her about getting this whole problem, taking

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Speaker 1: What's the what's the situation, what's the what's going on?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars in the rears due to Shynee, and you know,

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Speaker 2: I need to see if she's gonna be able to

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Speaker 2: pay me for this situation or what. You know, my

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Speaker 2: girl owe you money, she owes me twenty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who you are, first of all, So what's up with

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Speaker 1: the twenty five hundred dollars man?

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Speaker 2: First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and I've

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Speaker 2: been I know, I've been knowing Sese probably for the

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Speaker 2: last three or four months now, Okay, So here is

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Speaker 2: You want to know what all in a nutshell is?

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Speaker 2: Just like this, Charne's been coming through okay for the

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Speaker 2: last three or four months, been coming over here to

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Speaker 2: my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now

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Speaker 2: finding out within the last two weeks. It's I had

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Speaker 2: to get rid of my couch. I had to get

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Speaker 2: rid of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's been

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Speaker 2: a mattress.

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Speaker 1: Wait minute, do wait a minute. So you're trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me she was in your bed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she been in my bed.

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Speaker 1: Dude, she been in your bed? Are you crazy? You know?

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Speaker 2: Serious?

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Speaker 1: Ride five hundred dollars. Problem is twenty five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: you talking about my girl was in your bed?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Were not even gonna get into that. You understand what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can

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Speaker 1: forget about it. No, no, no, no, no, hold up,

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Speaker 1: brother and ball you calling here, You calling here? You

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Speaker 1: calling here? And hear the dude answer the phone, and

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Speaker 1: you still got to to ask for her, and then

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Speaker 1: gonna tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about

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Speaker 1: some mattress.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm out my my mattresses. Man on a thousand

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Speaker 2: bucks full of bed bucks. I had to throw that away.

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Speaker 1: May I'll probably worry about no damn mattress. Dude. You're

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Speaker 1: talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you

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Speaker 1: It's about to be over in a minute.

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Speaker 2: Now. What if you want to marriage Denise Cool? I

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Speaker 2: don't care nothing about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even worry about that now. But you don't

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Speaker 1: a problem, dude. I ain't worry about no damn mattress.

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Speaker 2: I don't worry about I ain't got no mattress right now.

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Speaker 1: In my house. You call them mine.

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Speaker 2: I do not call a mattress right now, nor do

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Speaker 2: I have a couch. Do you understand I can't know

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Speaker 2: about some mattress in cous dude, I don't care nothing

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Speaker 2: about that. Your name, you say your name, Brandon, I'm Brandon,

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Speaker 2: yes here, Brandon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't worry about it, Brandon, because you're gonna find

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Speaker 1: me a real soul. Don't let me find you before

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Speaker 1: you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Don't you don't, don't do you can?

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Speaker 1: You can have them big bugs and that mattress or

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Speaker 1: whatever answer me for all out here. But what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is you're talking about some big bugs and the

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Speaker 1: bit buggs over here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what you see them problem over here? In

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Speaker 2: my place?

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Speaker 1: I don't can't have them about it. She ain't bring nothing

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Speaker 2: You've been over here, man. That's hinting nobody else over here.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about who you had over there. But you're

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Speaker 1: gonna call here talking about no money. You ain't getting

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Speaker 2: Okay. First of all, do check this out. I don't

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Speaker 2: have a problem with you, Okay, me and you cool?

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Speaker 1: No when you cool oroblem, we already got a problem.

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Speaker 1: You call with me something about you been sleeping.

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Speaker 2: With my brother. Hey, dog dog the one. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say it again. Me and you cool? Doog? We cool?

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Speaker 2: We not cool? We not cool.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna I'm gonna handle Sanie myself. I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna handle you later.

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Speaker 2: What you think to what you're talking about? You, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna handle me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?

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Speaker 2: Hey? They do? Dude, want a messig right and marriage? Sheanise,

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Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with that. My water,

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Speaker 2: my money back man for the for the property of

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Speaker 2: mind that she has ruined.

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Speaker 1: Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket rack

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Speaker 2: He Hey, dude, dude, why you sitting here creating the

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Speaker 2: drama with me when me and you we ain't even

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Speaker 2: the problem. The problem is Shanise.

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Speaker 1: The problem is you picked up your phone and you

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Speaker 1: call here. That's the problem. What you got to douse?

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Speaker 1: You ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messress.

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Speaker 1: Now you gotta do that if you understand.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying, you know what I see. I can't

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Speaker 2: talk to you when through Sanise get home. Man, I

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Speaker 2: don't worry.

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Speaker 1: About when Shani get home. What you need to worry

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Speaker 1: about was when I find you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So so when I when you're gonna have my

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Speaker 2: money in it? When you find me because I need

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Speaker 2: my money.

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Speaker 1: Day I had your mother had your mattress too. Please

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Sitnise,

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Speaker 2: bring bed bugs over to my house. Leave them all

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Speaker 2: in my mattress, leave them all over my couch. Where

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Speaker 2: I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong? At man,

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Speaker 2: where I'm wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she

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Speaker 1: had a man?

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Speaker 2: Say? What?

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Speaker 1: Did you know she had a man?

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Speaker 2: But I mean kind of kind of sort of but

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Speaker 1: You know, kind of sort of man, even you know

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Speaker 1: she got a man, or she don't got a man?

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Speaker 1: You knew she had a man?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: And you still win? DDI right?

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Speaker 2: Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,

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Speaker 2: I'm dealing with these bed bugs, June saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up a

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Speaker 1: four year relationship? You know how much time I put

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Speaker 1: in with this woman, four years? Four years we about

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Speaker 1: to get we was about to get married, and you

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Speaker 2: What are y'all supposed to get married?

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,

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Speaker 1: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain

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Speaker 1: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that you told me that she was

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Speaker 1: over your house, in your dad, that's over. It's over now.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. Now when you get home,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna get dot with walking up out of here.

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Speaker 1: But when I leave here, please believe my next DoPT

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Speaker 1: is to come find your prince of all. How do

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Speaker 1: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 2: She gave me both numbers, the cell phone number and

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Speaker 2: the house number. Told me, you know, if it's an emergency,

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Speaker 2: called the house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And this is an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an emergency.

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Speaker 1: I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one because

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Speaker 1: when I come knocking on your dog, either you come

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Speaker 1: the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you?

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Speaker 2: Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the

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Speaker 2: bed bugs?

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Speaker 1: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will play for

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Speaker 2: the bed But who is Tommy? Tommy dog nephew Tommy

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Speaker 2: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Ernest, you just got

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Speaker 2: pranked by your girl shot niece.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all, ay, it was over.

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Speaker 2: It was over.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm telling you?

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Speaker 2: Over stupid?

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Speaker 1: What I say?

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Speaker 3: Lay Tubert on a Monday morning? All right, Lexico, Kentucky,

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Speaker 3: y'all already know the nephew is coming to Town Comedy

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Speaker 3: of Broadway March thirteen, fourteen, fifteenth and the sixteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 3: on sale right now. Bricktown, How many Club, Oklahoma City.

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Speaker 3: That's March twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirtieth. Charlotte, North

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Speaker 3: Carolina that's April four, fifth and sixth, darl I'd say

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Speaker 3: it like that, Golan, North Carolina, tickets are on seal.

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Speaker 2: We know, we know,