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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Okay, I guess

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Speaker 1: we're starting. This is the alright, Scary's got it, Elvis's

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Speaker 1: glasses on. I can't see you. I hate it so

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Speaker 1: for your glory, Oh my god, he there you are? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, well we'll start. Who has something to talk about? Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just explain the train has left the station. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's nobody in here to Okay, we started. Are you

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Speaker 1: wearing my glasses? Because I'm pretending I was used for

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Speaker 1: a hot second, and do you know where people's glasses?

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Speaker 1: That's gross. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like

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Speaker 1: sharing underwear, passing out everythinking was so fuzzy for a second. Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on a second. If Scary doesn't clean behind his

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Speaker 1: ears properly, now when you put those glasses on, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have whatever funk he has. Oh yeah, fecal matter.

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Speaker 1: Can you sanitize these please, he's not Scary funk on them,

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Speaker 1: boil them in water. Burnham Burnham was Scary was probably

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Speaker 1: the worst liar as a kid, because he came in

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Speaker 1: and said, what did you wear my glasses? And His

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Speaker 1: answer was, you're not going to deny. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to lean into it. At that point, I was in Scotty,

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Speaker 1: Scotty is not on, right, he was on. He's a

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Speaker 1: bad liar. Look, Scotty was clearly not on, and you're

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Speaker 1: like yes. So I was in there working with Scotty

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Speaker 1: and he said, what the hell he's got your glasses on? Like,

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Speaker 1: what is he doing? What do you wear my glasses for?

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Speaker 1: Back to scary gas lighting star guys lighting me scary?

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Speaker 1: He's on right now. I gotta go do something. Moment

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Speaker 1: you leave, Scar is gonna do something. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about. I don't know where are we

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Speaker 1: going here. First of all, David Brody, the biggest lab

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, I'm surprised he's missing a minute of this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's sitting outside the studio. He's he doesn't realize we're

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Speaker 1: doing it. And then on top of that, he still

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Speaker 1: has to go get his computer and stuff, so he's

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Speaker 1: going to be like another tournaut. So by the time

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Speaker 1: he gets all this stuff will be done, be done.

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Speaker 1: He's talking classic rock with the classic rock radio station.

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Speaker 1: Uh programmer. I think we can hear Scotty even though, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because that she needed to come in because Scotty is on.

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Speaker 1: Scotts on or off, because here he wasn't on earlier,

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Speaker 1: was he he was not? He wasn't on because Elvis

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Speaker 1: was in there recording with him, and I didn't want

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Speaker 1: the recording to bleed over to the podcast him off.

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Speaker 1: But but Elvis said Scotty's not on, you go, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: as you turned me on. The reason it's funny, I

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Speaker 1: do same thing. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, that's that's fine,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, and at the time you're saying that you're

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Speaker 1: fixing it. Can you can you Okay, here's another thing

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Speaker 1: that Scary does. Can you explain the Jedi mind trick

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Speaker 1: that you do to Elvis? The Jedi mind trick? Can

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Speaker 1: is it? Wait? Is it when we try and get

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Speaker 1: off for a holiday and then we're like, we always

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Speaker 1: take off Harbor Day? Come on? We all yeah, we

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Speaker 1: all get If enough people agree to it, then Elvis

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Speaker 1: figures and we must have said it at some point.

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Speaker 1: I took a class one time. It was like how

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Speaker 1: you can get people to do stuff you don't want

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Speaker 1: them to do, and like business and stuff, and one

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Speaker 1: of them was you have to convince people that it's

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Speaker 1: their idea, that that what you're saying is their idea.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of what Scary is doing here is that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: remember you you did that before. We you were fine

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Speaker 1: with it, We did that before, and then they're like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess that we have and then yeah, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: I remember you doing it, Like, hey, so you still

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Speaker 1: wanted to take Monday off els is like, no, I

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Speaker 1: never wanted to in the first place. That can go

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Speaker 1: really well or backfire horrifically once they figure out that

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Speaker 1: that's what you're trying to do. I'm pretty sure that

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Speaker 1: this is what people do to like the elder community,

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Speaker 1: to try and get them to sign papers and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Are you accusing Scary of elder abuse? Not yet, because

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Speaker 1: Elvis isn't an elder. But I can see what Scary

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Speaker 1: is gonna be like when people hit that part like

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Speaker 1: you remember you wanted to give me your entire home?

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Speaker 1: Remember right here, Scary when Elvis walked in it and

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Speaker 1: he goes, you wanted me to wear your glasses? You're

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Speaker 1: totally elder? What's been going on for a long time? Yeah? See,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to go with the trick

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Speaker 1: Scary does where right before we're coming back from a

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Speaker 1: commercial break, you know that's counting down, and with fifteen

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Speaker 1: seconds left, Scary goes, Hey, Elvis, remember this bulb blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And that's the last thought Elvis's head

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Speaker 1: that that also happens to. But I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that on purpose. I don't do so

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Speaker 1: you don't wait till fifteen seconds before the clock's done.

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Speaker 1: Here comes to President of Programming Tom Holman. Gentlemen, podcast

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Speaker 1: you said podcast, Oh my god, ship are still on

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Speaker 1: the podcast? He comes in. We usually hit him with

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Speaker 1: something horrifically, so that's why he understand why he seems

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Speaker 1: like he would learn God. He just don't. Yes, they're

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Speaker 1: actually accusing me of trying to Jedi mind trick you

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Speaker 1: on certain things and give put ideas in your head

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Speaker 1: that I say, are your idea first? And you know

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Speaker 1: that never works, right, doesn't I said, I think it

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Speaker 1: can backfire horrifically, and if he does that to an

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Speaker 1: older person, I'm pretty sure it's against the law. So

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Speaker 1: he's really But my favorite thing is both brody and

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Speaker 1: scary to this thing. Hey, remember when I told you

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Speaker 1: we should have a discussion on the air about chocolate

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Speaker 1: and versus white chocolate. You love that idea, and I'll

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Speaker 1: look at him. I never love that idea, because you

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Speaker 1: guys do that all the time. Remember we told you,

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Speaker 1: and you you love that topic, you want to talk

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Speaker 1: about it on the show. Never I never ever wanted

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Speaker 1: about Elvis. You know what. I can admit this to

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Speaker 1: Bridie and Scary do this. They use your name when

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Speaker 1: when they come to me and they're like, hey, Elvis

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Speaker 1: wants this song, and then I'll put this song in

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Speaker 1: and you'll go, I don't. I don't want to how

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Speaker 1: you want that? That gets results every time, But that's

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Speaker 1: not fair. Time in the name of Elvis. Next time.

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Speaker 1: Next time anyone comes up to you and says, hey,

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Speaker 1: Elvis really wants this song, ask me. I'll let you

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Speaker 1: know if they're full of ship or not. Okay, right

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Speaker 1: here that yeah, I heard that, because you guys do

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Speaker 1: those Jedi mind tricks all the time. You remember I

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Speaker 1: told you about that topic. You loved it. I'll look

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Speaker 1: at you and never like, no, I think you honestly

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Speaker 1: don't remember, Like I'll write it down. I think you're

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Speaker 1: full of ship, and I think this room knows exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking. I would say percent of the time

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Speaker 1: we lie to you, but there is that tys higher

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Speaker 1: than that. There's a twenty percent where you sometimes and

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Speaker 1: we remind and sometimes you'll go, you know what, thank

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Speaker 1: that one time we'll go, thank you for reminding, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you still want to take everyone's talking at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, years ago, before Nate booked the guests,

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Speaker 1: I booked the guests, and there were several times where

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Speaker 1: guest was supposed to come on the show, Elvis would

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Speaker 1: say to me, why did you book this guest? I

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Speaker 1: never said yes to this guest, and he would get

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Speaker 1: very upset. So I started to have Elvis signed contracts

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Speaker 1: that said, you booked this guest, please sign this contract

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Speaker 1: that last three day, last very long. But so sometimes

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Speaker 1: back then you did you did, you know, just be

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Speaker 1: happy I'm here, there you go we are. Sometimes Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I have like you're city in the hand. Sometimes I don't.

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Speaker 1: I used to have a boss that I had to

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Speaker 1: to the point where he would then just rip the

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Speaker 1: contract up in my face. I still think Yandi and

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Speaker 1: Froggy are excluded from this, but I think everybody else

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Speaker 1: needs to work for another morning show host for a

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Speaker 1: week and then realize how great it is here. Right,

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Speaker 1: We all work for other people that aren't that great.

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Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, the rest of it about a spoiled

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Speaker 1: little babies have no idea how good we have it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my only job ever. I got this job in college

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Speaker 1: and I'm still here to this day. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it's like outside of this bubble. I think you should.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna remind you tomorrow. You said

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Speaker 1: that the time. I'll back you up on that way. Hey, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: don't you remember yesterday when you said scary going another job?

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Speaker 1: And you'll be like, yeah, I remember what were you saying? No,

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Speaker 1: you also do this to Elvis where you say, hey,

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Speaker 1: you still used I want to take Monday off, right,

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Speaker 1: I was like every Monday, And then he tries to

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Speaker 1: get the rest of them. Hey, hey, you need to

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Speaker 1: help me out with this. You know scary ago, you

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Speaker 1: know Monday's arbor day? Right, Yes, he really should take

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Speaker 1: off it. We missed it year. He lies about previous years.

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Speaker 1: We took off day for a number of years and

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Speaker 1: you liked it and has worked with No, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: although we now take off Columbus Day occasionally. Never again, No,

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Speaker 1: never again, but we did once you he lied to

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Speaker 1: you and you felt for it, and then you said

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Speaker 1: never again. Elvis. Here's how I know this is true

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Speaker 1: about scary doing the day's off thing, because you were

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Speaker 1: out of the room and the first example we said

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Speaker 1: was scary uses Harbor Day all the time. You just

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Speaker 1: day exactly, Sark. Did you just turn me back on?

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Speaker 1: Was I off the whole time? Because I saw you

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Speaker 1: look at me and then do this on. Elvis likes

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Speaker 1: when he turns you off that scary reminded alright, haven't

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Speaker 1: even one time? I've got a meeting. I think good.

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Speaker 1: I think we've we squosing all the juice out of

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Speaker 1: this that we could possibly get. Just made it one.

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Speaker 1: I vote yes, Sue. I thought it was so yesterday,

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Speaker 1: was I I've uh no, I screenshotted you? Oh I

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Speaker 1: thought it was screenshot. I did too, but someone said screenshotted.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I always say screenshotted Is that

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Speaker 1: not correct? I don't know, I don't I think the screenshots,

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Speaker 1: the down and the screenshot. It is the past tense verb.

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Speaker 1: You should say screen shot. Can Nate tell his joke

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Speaker 1: that he was telling us earlier? Okay? How would this

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Speaker 1: is such a dad joke is so funny? How would

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Speaker 1: how would Sean Connery describe Amber Heerd's bed sheets, how

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Speaker 1: they're shotting shot in get It, Get Shot. I love

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Speaker 1: telling Sean Connery, I shak ship on my face, shut

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Speaker 1: get out of shot. In the fifteen minute Morning Show