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Speaker 1: but don't fess up. Someone sent a text and it said, hey, wtuf,

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Speaker 1: what's up with this show? It sounds like garbage. And

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Speaker 1: someone sitting back to text you know what's up? We're

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Speaker 1: blocking you, that's what's up, and they blog I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know who did it, but I

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Speaker 1: thank you. Can we say if we didn't do it,

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Speaker 1: because we know we're the suspect? Did you do it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to know. It doesn't matter. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So here's my point. You're gonna take the time to

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Speaker 1: pick up your phone and text us come at us.

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Speaker 1: F you first of all, and your family and your pets,

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Speaker 1: not the pets, and whoever whoever pump gas into your

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Speaker 1: car last night, F them too. Yeah, Nate, why it

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Speaker 1: wasn't even that good of an insult, to be honest

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Speaker 1: with you, it was people have come at as much harder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Oh yeah, that's why we now have a

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Speaker 1: new segment on text only. It's called come out Me Bro,

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Speaker 1: which is basically another day in the life of Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: On social media. Yeah, that's okay. I can take this.

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Speaker 1: Let's go all right, So come at us. You now

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Speaker 1: have just a few moments where you are allowed to

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Speaker 1: come at us on text at fifty five. I think

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Speaker 1: you should put a time limit on it though, like time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anyone who comes at us, Bros. Any bros that come

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Speaker 1: be blocked. You you have twenty minutes to come at us.

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Speaker 1: There we are sitting in our golden tower awaiting our

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Speaker 1: pizza to be delivered. Life is good for us. We

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Speaker 1: can take a little bit of heat. So come at us, bro.

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Speaker 1: Text and data rates may apply, Bro, So come at

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Speaker 1: us at fifty five one hundred. What's scary? They say?

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Speaker 1: It's always good to events. So this is like a

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Speaker 1: therapy session for everybody listening. This is so beat us

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Speaker 1: to make yourself feel better. No, all right, I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: waiting from all the bros to come at us. It

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Speaker 1: may take you play some f and music. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. The bros are coming at us. We

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Speaker 1: can laugh and laugh and laugh. What Elvis, you've got

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Speaker 1: They're blocked on mine but not yours. I don't but

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Speaker 1: why is it not blocked him? That means they were

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Speaker 1: blocked at one point. Bro, you suck? Uh what what?

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Speaker 1: None of your voices match your goofy faces. That's why

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Speaker 1: we do radio. Let's see. You guys are the best,

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Speaker 1: no matter what anyone says. See that's not fun. You're

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Speaker 1: not you're you're you're too nice. Come on, bro, come

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Speaker 1: at me. We appreciate you. Then your mom is a monkey.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you. My mom's passed away, but I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Scary looks like the kind of guy who would pay

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Speaker 1: The text number. Oh my god, Oh my god. Your

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Speaker 1: can texting us. I can give you his address if

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Speaker 1: you want to go follow him. STFU. Put the music on.

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Speaker 1: You guys are bitches. They're coming in so fast and furious.

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Speaker 1: The keyword is furious. Come out, come out us. Bro.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna give you seven more minutes

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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna start blocking everyone. My deaf Son

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Speaker 1: even hates Danielle's laugh go on these voices annoying. Foggy

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Speaker 1: I'm in a studio, your dumbass. Hey, you can't go

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Speaker 1: back at them, Remember, can't say anything. You can do

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Speaker 1: you can. Nate is a five out of ten. There

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Speaker 1: you go. I've heard better music at a funeral, says

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Speaker 1: this God. He looks like Piglet at first glance. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: they have him read their kill? Isn't it? What? What

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Speaker 1: laughing so irritating like nails on a chalkboard. Also, I'm

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Speaker 1: thank you. That was a good idea there, Nate, n

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Speaker 1: like one of those that's a crap sandwich tastes like

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Speaker 1: this one? Right here? My deaf son can't stand your

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Speaker 1: guy's laugh. You already used that joke. Find a new one? No, no,

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Speaker 1: Can we can we play a new game tomorrow? Please

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Speaker 1: say something nice? There's no fun. There's nothing fun in that.

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Speaker 1: you see this one? It says, listening to you guys

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna say what, but people are making

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Speaker 1: whoever you are? Bro all right, well that was fun.

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Speaker 1: guess Red Cross is where you need to go Redross

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Speaker 1: The death toll from that earthquake in Turkey and Syria

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Speaker 1: best way to go. Redcross dot org. Funeral services are

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Speaker 1: during a botched robbery in Brooklyn on Saturday. Friends are

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Speaker 1: remembering the life of Officer Adid Fayez. There's a viewing

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Speaker 1: this works out. And those are your three things? Wow,

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Speaker 1: our brother, our best friend, Javier to cancer. And uh, gosh,

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Speaker 1: you know so Javier's favorite thing was a nice cold

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Speaker 1: knows what else it could work for you? Exactly Sis,

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Speaker 1: Thank you science. All right, we do have a one

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