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Speaker 2: It is Tree impersonator nabbed in Portland, Maine.

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Speaker 3: That got me. You call me off guard. Uh, I'm

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Speaker 3: going yeah, we're calling it. That's Bananas do World?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 2: Your mind?

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Speaker 4: Joy sillion pieces would.

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Speaker 5: Bananas bay ba ba baby.

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Speaker 2: Banana Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Banana's Silly so strange

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Speaker 2: news show. There every once was. This is Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 3: And this is Scotty Landis. Thank you for listening to Bananas,

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Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen and bananimals.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited to have our guest here, old friend.

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Speaker 2: You may know her from always being My Maybe or

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Speaker 2: the First Wives Club or her new hour on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Buttopia, Michelle Utopia Vitah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes hi Michelle.

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Speaker 4: Hi you guys. I haven't seen you in forever and

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Speaker 4: it's you know, nice to not see you now.

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Speaker 1: Are you in London?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: It's funny when people when I tell people I'm in England,

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Speaker 4: They're like London and I'm like, no, Manchester and no

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Speaker 4: shade to Manchester, but it ain't London, but also London

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Speaker 4: eight London, so yeah, you know, it's cute. It's sort

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Speaker 4: of the green point of the UK.

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Speaker 2: Yes reference, that was a deep Brooklyn reference for everybody.

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Speaker 1: I once took a bus.

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Speaker 3: I was in London visiting a friend and he's a

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Speaker 3: huge fan of a soccer team called Crystal Palace and

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Speaker 3: up and then there's a cheering section and they have

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Speaker 3: the team we're cheering force, scores an own goal, so

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Speaker 3: they score on themselves accidentally within forty five seconds, so.

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Speaker 1: We were never in it at all.

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Speaker 3: The crowd, the fans just get drunk at halftime because

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Speaker 3: you can't drink in the stands, and then you remember

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Speaker 3: that you have a five hour bus ride back to London.

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Speaker 3: So my yeah, yeah, yeah to me, And I was like,

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Speaker 3: my friend was with My two friends were together, so

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Speaker 3: they were falling asleep on each other, all cute, and

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Speaker 3: I'm just sitting in a bus upright, just like miserable

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Speaker 3: for five hours, while Brits are like, why they should

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Speaker 3: my god, So Manchester, you should.

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Speaker 4: Tell Steve Carrell this story because this sounds like every

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Speaker 4: movie he's ever done. This is some white man ship.

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Speaker 4: You know what, have you ever scored on yourself? It's

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Speaker 4: the worst.

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Speaker 1: Feeling, even if it bounces on myself.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. I the first time I played basketball

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Speaker 2: Oh no, but you actually made a basket, but on

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And everybody like yelled at me. And I'm talking

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Speaker 4: like I'm talking kids. I'm talking the moms that brought

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Speaker 3: So you were so shamed you turned to comedy to

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Speaker 4: That was my lacest out moment in Petitects.

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Speaker 2: And here I am so wait, So so you're did

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cause your phone just changes, your phone changes,

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Speaker 2: and you don't know, right, Yes, nobody told of.

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Speaker 3: It, No, no they did not, and that we got

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Speaker 3: to get rid of it.

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Speaker 1: We're this you know on this podcast. We keep it light,

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Speaker 3: But I would say, if it's ever on your ballot

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Speaker 2: That doesn't make it right, right when right when you

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Speaker 2: try and explain it, you're like, wait, that doesn't even

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Speaker 2: what it's It was started by the Germans.

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Speaker 3: It was started by Germans in World War One because

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Speaker 4: Because Germans are cheap. I cannot stand out.

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Speaker 4: DMMA side a DM to Angola and be like, look,

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Speaker 4: I know you're running your country well in your sensible shoes,

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Speaker 1: Get rid of it.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys want to hear about this tree? Impersonator

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Speaker 2: NAB in Portland, Maine.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by at Julie Hooley. Thank you

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Speaker 2: at Julie Hooley from Instagram. This was in the Washington

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Speaker 2: Post Derek Hawkins dere Hawkins.

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Speaker 1: So good, so good? Okay.

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Speaker 2: On Monday, uh, Asher A. Woodworth draped himself in evergreen

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Speaker 2: And then I'll post the photograph. This is he looks

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Speaker 2: exactly like a tree. There is no way. Hell, you

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Speaker 4: Getting the goosy. I love hugging trees. I would hug

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Speaker 2: Right and just slowly moving through a crosswalk was his

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Speaker 1: You can get for doing this. Beards and sweaters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the cops come. They are like, come on,

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Speaker 2: arrested him. Yes, they did put handcuffs on him while

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Speaker 4: This is wild. It looks like they're trying to uproot

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Speaker 1: It really does.

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Speaker 2: It's like two cops uprooting a tree. And yeah, and

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Speaker 2: of course it's just some It's a guy who just

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Speaker 4: This almost sounds like a crunchy Eric andre Bit.

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Speaker 2: Where there's no like, there's no one who's actually getting

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the tree is trying to prank the earth.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what. But good for that guy.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, look, wasn't it just Halloween. Maybe you

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Speaker 4: a dour dog. It's very important to you know, be touched,

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Speaker 1: List, should Michelle.

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Speaker 2: That's actually how Michelle and I met is on a

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Speaker 2: prank show.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of pranks.

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Speaker 4: What are you a mall up? Because that was a

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Speaker 2: We were on a pilot for Comedy Central and I think,

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Speaker 4: Comedy in two thousand and one, so I want to say,

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Speaker 4: it's like two thousand and.

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Speaker 1: Four, okay, five? Wow? Oh man.

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Speaker 2: If it's that late, it's even more embarrassing. It was

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Speaker 2: got green lit. It was called Race Riot, Oh Fun,

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Speaker 2: and it was a racially based prank show.

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Speaker 1: What could go wrong?

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Speaker 4: And the thing is, it's like Chappelle had just ended

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Speaker 4: of talked about race in a fun way. But Chappelle

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Speaker 4: I mean what was your God was your prank of

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Speaker 3: But also you would have gotten fired from money from strangers,

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Speaker 4: That's insane. Is that's amazing? You'd make a really good wife.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Also, we need to calm

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Speaker 3: I love oysters. They're delicious, Kurt Now, I used to

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Speaker 4: No, but did you know that oysters are best when

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Speaker 2: the river.

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Speaker 4: It's bananas.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome. I love that ship. That would be

444
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Speaker 1: very exciting if you could do.

445
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Speaker 3: I wanted to mention this other one that we don't

446
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Speaker 3: have to talk about too much, but it's just seasonal.

447
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Speaker 1: So I want to get it out there for our fans.

448
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Speaker 1: I want them animals to know.

449
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 3: KFC is once again selling its fried chicken scented fire

450
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Speaker 3: logs at Walmart. Uh what fire dogs fire logs? So

451
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Speaker 3: this is by Tanya Garcia market Watch. So KFC is

452
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Speaker 3: brought back. It's fried chicken scented eleven herbs and spices

453
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Speaker 3: fire log for the third year and it's only being

454
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Speaker 3: sold at Walmart. It's available in select stores. This item

455
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Speaker 3: is priced at fifteen eighty eight go ahead burn it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it smells like fried chicken. Yes, exactly, catopy the chemicals.

457
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Speaker 4: I'm here for it. I'm here for it. I don't

458
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Speaker 4: need cinnamon, I don't need egg nog, I don't need pumpkin.

459
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Speaker 4: I want the savory. I'm here for that.

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Speaker 1: I want Oh my god, you know those eleven.

461
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Speaker 4: Earbs and spices, that's like the next best. Like I

462
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Speaker 4: don't need to eat it. I can just smell.

463
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Speaker 2: It, Yes, smell it and then eat a salad and

464
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Speaker 2: just be like it's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I have some.

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Speaker 4: Grapes and do like, you know, a cat cow.

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Speaker 3: You're doing cat cow in front of a KFC fiveire

468
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Speaker 3: log eleven spices fire Log.

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Speaker 1: Also, they'll be available in Canada for the first time.

470
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Speaker 1: We have a ton of Canadian listeners.

471
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Speaker 3: So guys rush because the eleven herbs and spaces fire

472
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Speaker 3: Log is made with enviral log.

473
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Speaker 1: It's environmentally conscious consumer product. UH made it of.

474
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Speaker 3: Recycling and it has sold out the last two years.

475
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Speaker 5: Sont sprint never get it's how you.

476
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 4: Have actually been to a Walmart in Vancouver and there

477
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Speaker 4: were people there with no shoes and I'm like, I

478
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 4: thought this was just frictly an American thing, but I

479
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 4: think it's a Walmart thing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you can camp overnight in your RV at any

481
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Speaker 3: Walmart to like any Walmart, you're allowed to park your

482
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Speaker 3: RV and stay for free. And they usually have Wi

483
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Speaker 3: Fi outside. And if you go buy a Walmart at

484
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Speaker 3: one am, there's always five campras. So those people, you know,

485
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Speaker 3: you just get up in the morning, you go in

486
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Speaker 3: to use Walmart bathroom sparefoot.

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Speaker 1: I guess yep.

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Speaker 4: I always thought if I drive by Walmart at one am,

489
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Speaker 4: I'll see like a little Natalie Portman coming out with

490
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Speaker 4: the baby. You know what I mean?

491
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Speaker 2: That movie anyway, what movie is it?

492
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Now I have to look it up.

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Speaker 2: All right, while Michelle looks it up, we're gonna take

494
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Speaker 2: a tiny little break.

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Speaker 5: You're right back, Bananas, and we are back, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: In case you haven't ever gone there, go to our

498
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: Instagram at the Bananas Podcast, Damas send us some stories.

499
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 2: We're always on there responding talking with you guys. Also,

500
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Speaker 2: we got sweet new merch Sweet I love.

501
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Speaker 1: Okay, what the movie is?

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's it was out into in two thousand. That

503
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 4: just feels weird, just saying two thousand, Where the Heart is.

504
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: Where the Heart is? I've never seen it.

505
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. She was a Southern teenager that was knocked up

506
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 4: by her boyfriend and she went into the walmart to

507
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 4: like get something and he just left her in there,

508
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 4: and so she just stayed there and like would sleep

509
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 4: there at night and ended up having her baby there.

510
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

511
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then yeah, and then like ends up taking

512
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Speaker 4: her in. It's a great story. Y'all should watch it.

513
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Speaker 1: It's good. I've heard it here first. What are you

514
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Speaker 1: doing in the UK? Can you talk about it? By

515
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Speaker 1: the way, Michelle sort of?

516
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Speaker 4: Okay, I am, I am, I am filming something. I'm

517
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Speaker 4: I'm hosting a show.

518
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Speaker 1: Show is.

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Speaker 4: The show will be on Netflix and it's a reality

520
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Speaker 4: competition show. And that's all I can say.

521
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Speaker 1: That's all you can say. Can we say it? Because

522
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Speaker 1: I know what it is.

523
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Speaker 4: I don't want to be a square, Okay.

524
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Speaker 2: I think we've given everyone enough information to go find

525
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Speaker 2: that show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

527
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Speaker 2: Even though it's the second season of it, you still

528
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Speaker 2: can't talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

530
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Speaker 2: I guess it has to be like super secret about it.

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Speaker 2: It's a very good show. Weirdly have you watched it.

532
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Speaker 1: I have watched it.

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Speaker 2: I don't watch any reality shows, and I was like,

534
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Speaker 2: what is this because I was like this seems crazy

535
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 2: and I started watching. I was like, oh, it's a

536
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 2: very it's a very compelling show. It's like you can't.

537
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Speaker 4: The British people are very good at just the whole

538
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 4: social experiment because it's not this reality where people show

539
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Speaker 4: up with eyelashes and they're like, you disrespected me in

540
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Speaker 4: my prosecco line and then like that is the arc

541
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 4: for the whole season. It's you know, it is about

542
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 4: social media and whether you like it or not, you

543
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 4: have to deal with social media and what people think

544
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 4: of you and when you're in context within text messages.

545
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 4: And also it's a game for money and just I

546
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 4: am fascinated by catfishing period me.

547
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Speaker 2: Too, and there I know, and I love I love

548
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Speaker 2: people's reactions when they find out someone was catfishing them too,

549
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: where it's like some people are destroyed and other people

550
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: are like that's awesome, yeah.

551
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 4: Like you did girl, And I'm like, oh my god, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It is fascinating.

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Speaker 2: It actually like is saying something about what the fuck

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Speaker 2: is going on?

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00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great with this phone.

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Speaker 3: The night it came out, like five people texted me

557
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Speaker 3: and knowing I don't really watch a ton of reality TV,

558
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 3: and they're like, have you seen this? This is so fascinating.

559
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 3: They're like, you should do a horror movie about this.

560
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I think this is good on its own.

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Speaker 3: I think it's happening in its own. The same with Catfish,

562
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Speaker 3: the movie and the show. You're like, why would you?

563
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 3: It's it's less scary to do the fictional version. It's

564
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 3: more fascinating and kind of horrifying to be like, oh,

565
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Speaker 3: look at this person getting away with this, Like it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because these people, I mean, it's a couple of things, right.

567
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 4: They a lot of them have self esteem issues where

568
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 4: they're just like nobody wants to see the real me.

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Speaker 4: But some people get into it in a way where

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Speaker 4: it's like and I'm not talking about the show, I'm

571
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Speaker 4: talking about KEP, where it's like they just want the

572
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Speaker 4: attention as that person. But they also it's mind fucker.

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Speaker 4: They are assuming they know what people want and they

574
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Speaker 4: want to mess with them, and it's just like, you know,

575
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Speaker 4: at the end of the day, you really don't know

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Speaker 4: who you're talking to. I mean, even your partner that

577
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 4: you see every day, you don't know.

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Speaker 2: Also with that idea that like that you could imagine

579
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Speaker 2: what you think people want, Like I don't even know

580
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Speaker 2: what I want. I don't know what people want from

581
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Speaker 2: me as me like to know what people want from

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Speaker 2: some other version of myself is a level of thinking

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Speaker 2: that I am incapable of.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing what your profile will say about you. It's like, basically,

585
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 4: your profile is your algo, your algorithm. Right, it's like, oh,

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00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 4: there's gonna be this, and there's gonna be a comedy, and

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00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 4: there's gonna be like a zucchini bread or whatever the

588
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 4: because you know you've got that zucchini bread.

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00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: Look, I feel like it's so wild. Do you want

590
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 1: to hear an adorable story? Guys, let's go.

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00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: Well, it's adorable with a twinge of sadness, which is

592
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: our world.

593
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: Now that's life.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: This is This is for BBC News by Amy Stewart.

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Speaker 2: This is and I don't know if I'm gonna pronounce.

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00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: There's a ton of words in here that I Am

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Speaker 2: not going to pronounce correctly. And you can come after me.

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Speaker 2: This fungi fungi, the missing dolphin who became an Irish star.

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Speaker 2: This is uh, this is a very Irish story and

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Speaker 2: it's very horrible.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: It's not every day that an entire town launches a

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Speaker 2: search operation for a dolphin, but Fungi, a thirty seven

605
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Speaker 2: year mainstay of Dingle Harmer in County Kerry, is more

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Speaker 2: than just an animal to the locals already arbor great words.

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Speaker 2: The bottlenose dolphin, who was first cited in the nineteen eighties,

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Speaker 2: is the focus of an entire tourism industry and a

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Speaker 2: beloved part of the texture of the town, which touches

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Speaker 2: the Atlantic Ocean on ireland southwest coast. But it disappearance

611
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Speaker 2: last Tuesday prompted an extensive search that was paused on

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Speaker 2: Monday due to bad weather. Here's where some words come

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Speaker 2: in that I don't understand. Journalist, journal and I'm just

614
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Speaker 2: going to pronounce this the way it is written on

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Speaker 2: the page. Sean Mac and to seek. That's the only

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Speaker 2: way that this could be pronounced.

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Speaker 1: It's to Si Thig, maybe it's God.

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Speaker 2: That's his name, Sean Mac and maybe it's to Sahith. Sure,

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Speaker 2: I don't, I can't, I don't under just says I.

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Speaker 4: I'm married.

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Speaker 1: For I can figure is.

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Speaker 2: Little T big s little I with an umlot t

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Speaker 2: h I g h. No, he's from Dingle, he said,

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Speaker 2: little marine mammal. The little marine mammal is more than

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Speaker 2: a tourist attraction of the people who live here.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: He showed up in nineteen eighty three. Okay, so basically

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to read this whole thing because it's

629
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: very long. But uh, this bottlenose dolphins shows up in

630
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Speaker 2: the nineteen eighties and then just stays And apparently he

631
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Speaker 2: is the oldest living known solitary bottle nose dolphin. And

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00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: it is common for bottlenose dolphins who are usually there,

633
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: you know, like animals. Social animals be in groups. He

634
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: has just stayed there. And there's a woman who who

635
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: swims with her. Her name is Nuala, another great Irish name.

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00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: Has particularly appreciated on over the last ten years when

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Speaker 2: she has been a long cold water swimming events. This

638
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 2: is my swimming hole and and having another living, breathing

639
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Speaker 2: animal there who just trots along with you in the

640
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: water is a lovely feeling. So for ten years she

641
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: swam in there every day and he swam next to her.

642
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: It is like he jumps for like tourists. Tourists go

643
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: out on boats, and he like jumps for them. He

644
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: seems to be like the best animal ever God, and

645
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: now he's missing in the entire town is searching for him.

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00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: This was October twenty. God, yeah, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: And I really hope.

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Speaker 2: Fungi or Fungi again very.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you looking at it?

650
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: You're looking at fungie.

651
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: I'm actually looking up the lyrics for Free Willy.

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Speaker 1: That's fine too, Hold me like the River Jordan. I

653
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: will like, yeah, and I will then say to me,

654
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: that's so funny.

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00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 2: Free Willy had a song.

656
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: Oh it's Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I've never seen Free Willy.

658
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Speaker 4: I mean that's why. That's why there's that saying right,

659
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 4: like on a magnet, if you said something free or whatever.

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00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: The fun Oh yeah, yeah, it came from Free Willy.

661
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 3: There was a girl in my middle school whose father

662
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 3: died of cancer, which is extremely sad, and it came

663
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: out exactly when that movie, or he passed away when

664
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 3: that movie came out, same exact week or whatever, and

665
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 3: so she became obsessed with it and then, to her credit,

666
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: whenever she would start feeling down, the teachers would just

667
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: play Free Willy for the whole class. So in eighth

668
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 3: grade I saw Free Willy probably once or once a day,

669
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 3: or at least three times a week because it was

670
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: when it I won't name her name, but whenever she

671
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 3: was feeling bad, they would be like, do you wanna

672
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: do you want to watch Free Willy? And we would

673
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: watch it all the way through, like I'd seen that movie.

674
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 3: That's why I knew that song. I've seen that movie

675
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 3: twenty seven times.

676
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what a shared experience.

677
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: That's what it's all about here. We share them. Also.

678
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: I went back recently to watch the final Jump Kurt.

679
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 3: No spoilers, but Willy jumps out of a video over

680
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: the jetty and the kid raises, it's been mocked.

681
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: It's the cover. It's the cover of the of the movie.

682
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: And it looks bad. This was like the early days

683
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: of c GI.

684
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 3: It looks like somebody just threw a refrigerator box over

685
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 3: a kid and sprayed some water.

686
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 4: Look, look, you know, Willy jumps so James Cameron could fly.

687
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Sweet.

688
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 2: In your special, you mentioned that you just shot something

689
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: with j Lo, right, can you talk about that?

690
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 4: Of course, I can and they would love me too.

691
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: They must be so psyched that you talked about it

692
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: right at the top of the special.

693
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 4: I know it's crazy. So anyways, the movie is called

694
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 4: Marry Me, and a Low plays a Latina pop star

695
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 4: Stretch and I Know, and her boyfriend who's played by Maluma,

696
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: who's basically like the Justin Bieber Columbia. The student has

697
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 4: like millions and millions of followers, and I never heard

698
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 4: of him. Now I'm like, I'm obsessed, and I know

699
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: all you're spoke in Spanish. Yeah, And so you have

700
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 4: these two huge stars playing stars. You're supposed to get

701
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 4: married on stage, and there's big concerts they have. Oh

702
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 4: and this is like a kick or two. They rot

703
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 4: and produced a whole album to go with the movie.

704
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 4: So it feels like green so smart, bananas, fucking bananas.

705
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 4: Something doesn't happen. If something happens, they don't get married.

706
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 4: She sees Owen Wilson in the natural audience, so ends

707
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 4: up marrying him.

708
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm not natural connection, of course.

709
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 6: Of course, I know it's fucking while, especially in disbelief right,

710
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 6: So uh, they end up getting married and try to

711
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 6: like figure now and I play her sassy assistant or

712
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 6: I'm just like, what's up with dad?

713
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 4: Bought? And like the sweetest He's like the sweetest man,

714
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 4: And just to be so mean to him all the

715
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 4: time was so much fun because like, my husband's really sweet,

716
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 4: so I can't be mean to him. So it's just

717
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 4: nice to get it out for several takes. Yeah, I

718
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 4: mean I didn't have to dance. I wanted to. They

719
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 4: were like, we don't need you to. I'm like, I couldn't.

720
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: I can do it exactly.

721
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing with dancers, they like dance in

722
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 4: between takes, like they just can't stop moving their body.

723
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna be sitting down. I was also

724
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 4: with John Bradley West who plays Sam Charlie and Game.

725
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: He's great, He's dope.

726
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah together and yeah he's he's from Manchester.

727
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: Five hour bus ride. That's all I know about Manchester.

728
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: A lot of guys peeing, a lot of drunk fritz

729
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 3: peing up there. I discovered that too.

730
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: All I know about Manchester is that the laws are

731
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: from there and that's it. The lies like did we

732
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 2: got wait?

733
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: There she goes, she goes? What goes?

734
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 4: Really?

735
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

736
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 3: That song is good I'm gonna listen to that as

737
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 3: sins we're done with this.

738
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 2: I just I just read an entire thing that the

739
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 2: guy who uh like wrote that song hates it so much.

740
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: To this day, it is no the biggest hit. Everyone

741
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: loves that album.

742
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 2: Everyone it's their only album for the Laws, and it's

743
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 2: a fascinating story that he hated it. And since then

744
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 2: whatever they came out, like twenty five years ago, he

745
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: has been trying to re record the entire album the

746
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: way he wants it and has never released it because

747
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 2: he can't get it.

748
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 4: Quote rights that Kanye West energy. It's like too too

749
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 4: you tortured, tortured soul be thankful.

750
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: There was that weird era every episode.

751
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 4: Of Dawson's Creek that song thank you so much.

752
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love it. The guy that wrote the Friends

753
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 3: theme died super rich. That guy made kazillions of dollars

754
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: with the rembrands or whatever that song. Who cares? Just

755
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 3: cash in. It's hard to get anything going in entertainment.

756
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 3: Somebody pays you to do something good. Great, you won,

757
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 3: You won the victory with the whole industry.

758
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 4: I'd love it. Settle, motherfuckers, learn how to settle.

759
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 3: I exactly. Settle it first and then try really hard.

760
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 3: But you got a hit. We're talking about it twenty

761
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: years later, Bud, you did great. I was at a

762
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 3: club in New York once, right in like two ten,

763
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 3: when bottle service was a thing. Questlove was DJing at

764
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 3: some club and my friends were like, we can get in,

765
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 3: let's go. So I was like, okay, it was really cool.

766
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 3: Questa Vans. It was like Marquee or one of those.

767
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: They were like hot back then. And Owen Wilson comes

768
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 3: in and he sits at this VIP area and he

769
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: orders like twelve coronas and a bottle of Patron, and

770
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: then he was with some friends, some dude, and then

771
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 3: they were just kind of like waiting for women.

772
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: To join, and no women joined at all.

773
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: And so they they didn't even really open the patron,

774
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 3: you know, the bottle service girls like pour they were

775
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 3: poured the shots for you or whatever, and so they

776
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 3: just left and me like basically four broke guys just

777
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: went over and finished the bottle and drank all the

778
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 3: beers so fast and then just left and we.

779
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: Were like we did it, we won. But I was like,

780
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: good thing. Taking shots? You got you.

781
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 4: Million dollar baby, Yes, these dumb reces. I need to

782
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 4: read a book.

783
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: So also, Steve Carell should play fund You the Dolphin,

784
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 3: and he should do the voice over in the animated version.

785
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if we could you a talking I

786
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: don't think it should be animated, should be live action.

787
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 2: Should just pop his mouth out and be like, hey guys.

788
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's pitch it to Peacock and HBO.

789
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: Give us another one.

790
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 3: Okay, this is so no spoilers for Michelle's special, but

791
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 3: Utopia it's excellent. But you the bit that killed me

792
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 3: the most, and I'll just say the premise, not the

793
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 3: joke itself, is just that about followers, that you're a follower,

794
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 3: and that certain like they fall down. I won't say

795
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 3: anything more and watch the special, but that's it crushed me.

796
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: That faller bit and the bit about the people who

797
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 2: bring the pillows on the airplane.

798
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're back to back.

799
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: So I was trying to find a really good falling

800
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 3: down story and I stumbled across an older story that

801
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 3: we all just need to revisit.

802
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: This is from the Detroit News.

803
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: Both posted everywhere and sent into us from Pinto Noir.

804
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 3: Thank you, Pinto Noir. Headline goes a little something like

805
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 3: this pantsless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof

806
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 3: while masturbating to porn on a cell phone when his

807
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: car crashed and rolled over. So whoa boy? What I'm

808
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 3: gonna say one more time because it's fun to say.

809
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 3: Pantsless driver dies while being ejected through his sunroof while

810
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 3: masturbating to porn on his cell phone when the car

811
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,959
Speaker 3: crashed and rolled over.

812
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 4: I feel like you just hit me with the season

813
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 4: finale of Six Feet Under, you know how?

814
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it coming back?

815
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 6: Yeah?

816
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, unpack it right now. Boy.

817
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 2: He is also apparently not wearing a seat belt either,

818
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 2: so that he could really fly kurt.

819
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 3: Not only was he not wearing a seat belt, but

820
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 3: uh well, let me just read this brief little Detroit

821
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: I was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof

822
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 3: of his car while driving on the highway with his

823
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 3: pants down and masturbating the porn being shown on his

824
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: cell phone.

825
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: Clifford Jones fifty eight fifty eight line fifty eight.

826
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 3: Fifty eight was killed in with that what a Way

827
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: to Go? Was killed instantly when his car rolled over

828
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 3: in the early hours of Sunday morning, probably probably on

829
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 3: his way to pray it all away. So not only

830
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 3: Kurt was he not wearing a seat belt, he was

831
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 3: not wearing any trousers. Jones is believed to have been

832
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 3: wasn't wearing a seat belt, which may have contributed to

833
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 3: his ejection from the car. The accident happened at three

834
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: point thirty am on Sunday while Jones was traveling south

835
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: on the ramp of Interstate I seventy five. It is

836
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 3: believed he lost control because he was distracted, Yeah, it

837
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 3: sounds like it, and unable to prevent his ninety six

838
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: Toyota from spinning out because he did not have his

839
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 3: hands for normally on the steering wheel.

840
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,959
Speaker 1: Fortunately, no one else was hurt. That's the good part.

841
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: So that's that's a good part.

842
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 4: But also his wife or partner, jeez man.

843
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: But also you have to figure out it like this

844
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 2: crime scene, yes, or this this accident scene is fucking crazy.

845
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of.

846
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: Information that whoever was first on the scene, like they

847
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: had to know that he was looking at porn on

848
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: his cell phone. That means they're probably porn still playing

849
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: on his cell phone. Wow, completely pantiless.

850
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: Yes, I wonder what porn he was looking at.

851
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah driving guy what he loved he did. He loved

852
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: it so much that he couldn't wait until he got home.

853
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 4: He are you really that warning? At fifty eight?

854
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: I hope this guy is. I'll get it over with.

855
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: I got things I want to do.

856
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: I don't know how to play the piano yet, there's

857
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: stuff I'm trying to get done.

858
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 4: I mean him had look, Jeffrey Tuban is sixty and

859
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 4: he's scene in.

860
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 2: Tube you know, you know, yeah tubes And also I

861
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 2: love I think we talked to I don't know if

862
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 2: we talked about this, but that His excuse was just like,

863
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. I thought the camera was off and

864
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: it's like, what.

865
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: Are you talking about? That's your excuse?

866
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: Did you mistake the zoom call for the time you masturbate?

867
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm just like totally insane.

868
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 4: It's that's so selfish. It's like, can you wait five minutes?

869
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 4: Sometimes I do a show and I'm hungry, you know

870
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 4: what I mean, I'm not going to bring the HOGI

871
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 4: on stage? Selfish?

872
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, get over it, man.

873
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 2: He couldn't wait till I'm hat well, you know what. Yeah,

874
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 2: he went out the way he wanted to go.

875
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 3: He went all the way out. We can only help

876
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: he climbax. Maybe his whole thing. Maybe he's never gotten

877
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 3: off before. And flying out the sun roof was like

878
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 3: his like awakening and he's like, this is it. I've

879
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 3: discovered what it's me and then he just splatters.

880
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe it was a new move, just.

881
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: A beautiful kind of deadpool slow mode lying out the

882
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 2: moon roof while coming onto his.

883
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 4: Windshield safety word for one.

884
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: What was he thinking?

885
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: Oh man, we got one, we got two more here hmmm. Essex,

886
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: this is from the BBC against a BBC for you.

887
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: This is all for you. In Manchester, UH.

888
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 2: Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer. What this

889
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 2: is is a very British UH newspaper article because it

890
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 2: never mentions how insane it is. It just says three

891
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: men rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a tumble dryer.

892
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: Essex County Fire and Rescue Service were called to a

893
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 2: derelict laundry in bower Hill, Epping on Friday after the men,

894
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 2: thought to be in their late teens, crawled into an

895
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: industrial sized dryer. Two were in the dryer when the

896
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: third's ankles became trapped in the door as he crawled in.

897
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 2: The Service said the men were left in the care

898
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: of ambulances arduous conditions.

899
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: Is the beginning of this paragraph.

900
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 2: Les Police, the Helicopter Medical Emergency Services and the East

901
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 2: of England Ambulance Services Hazardous Area Response Team also attended

902
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 2: the incident. Fire Service watch manager Glenn Jackson said Cruz

903
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: had to help the third man into the tumble dryer,

904
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 2: the door and release all three so he actually did it,

905
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 2: couldn't get in. The firefighters had to help him in

906
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 2: and quote, we used a range of equipment to free

907
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: the casualties ankles and allow him to crawl into the

908
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: tumble dryer. The hem's team gave him pain relief and

909
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 2: then we managed to move the door again using a

910
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 2: range of equipment so the men could crawl out. It

911
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: was a difficult sight to access and we had to

912
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 2: carry a lot of heavy equipment a large distance from

913
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 2: the old to the tumble dryer and then use our

914
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: expertise to free the man safely.

915
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 4: They taking this seriously.

916
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: Leave him in there, yeah, turn it on.

917
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 4: No there, you get yourself out, your dumb, dumb bitch.

918
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 4: I agree, absolutely, Not all of these things are men,

919
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 4: men are fucking up.

920
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: Yes, there's no denying.

921
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 4: The women out there doing that ship.

922
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: Yes.

923
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 2: No. Three women are never getting in a tumble dryer

924
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: in a derelict laundry.

925
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 4: That's the one story about the woman was sad she

926
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 4: couldn't swim with her best friends.

927
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: Yes, healthy.

928
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 4: And didn't get into stuff.

929
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: It's the truth, Trees.

930
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 3: Even though this reminds me of the one Punky Brewister episode,

931
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 3: the only one I could ever think about, where they

932
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 3: get locked inside the refrigerator.

933
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: Do you remember that one?

934
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: They're playing hide and go seek, and I think Punky

935
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: or Cherry one of the characters gets in an old

936
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: refrigerator and then it's vacuumed, and then they do like

937
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: a p s A at the end where they're like.

938
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: This is how you suffocate and die. It's like, to me,

939
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: the most famous one. Oh, it's so crazy.

940
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 4: I love those PSAs with the eighty sitcoms, Oh my God,

941
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 4: within the show Candy Bar from a Stranger.

942
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Wow. So they were just gonna go goof off in

943
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,479
Speaker 1: this thing. They were just.

944
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: Gonna go take a little a little tumble, a little tumble.

945
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 2: You they're in a band. They wanted a photo.

946
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 4: And that's what happens when you don't have YouTube tutorials.

947
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 4: Kids are so smart now.

948
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 3: We do a lot of stories, Michelle about kids teaching

949
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 3: themselves how to drive and stuff. We've done, like lots

950
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 3: of stories work on eleven year old will just get

951
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 3: in a bus and drive it.

952
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, sure.

953
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 4: Story. I saw a story where like like the kid

954
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 4: was like standing.

955
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 2: On the Yeah, he was standing flipped off the police.

956
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I love that kid. Can I ask you

957
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: a question.

958
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 2: You have boy girl twins, right, I do do you

959
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: notice and this is do you notice a difference between

960
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: them being boy girls? Because I notice a huge difference

961
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 2: between my daughter and my son, like the way they

962
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 2: interact with the world.

963
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't even teach them any of that stuff.

964
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 4: But he yells and like growls and loves cars and wheels,

965
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 4: and I mean she's done with all this stuff too,

966
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 4: but she prefers to look at people and draw and

967
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 4: just do and she's they're both loud though, which is annoying,

968
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 4: but they take turns. But yeah, it's so crazy, Like

969
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 4: even comes to the hair, like her hair is longer.

970
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, who did this?

971
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: That's so crazy?

972
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 3: Isn't it who did this?

973
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 4: They were born at the same time, yet her hair

974
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 4: is longer. I'm just like mother nature of all the time.

975
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 4: I'm mistogynistic.

976
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: It's really crazy.

977
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: My son is like he he's the younger one, and

978
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 2: our daughter was just so pleasant as a as a

979
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 2: small child, and now this one is like all he

980
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 2: is obsessed with trying to get into electric light switches

981
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: and climbing things and jumping off of them. And he's

982
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: one like, yeah, fucking terrified of what it's.

983
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: Going to be like in a year.

984
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 4: You have to just have a padded room like a

985
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 4: hip hop video of the nineties.

986
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: It's not I mean.

987
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 4: And my daughter is the brains and my son is

988
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: a muscle. So my husband hates when I say that,

989
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 4: but I'm like, she got it, Like she don't. She

990
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 4: can't climb up over that thing, but she'll tell him

991
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 4: to without saying words. You can't say words. I'm just like,

992
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 4: what the Fuck's insane? Like I'll turn around and like

993
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 4: one of them will have a knife, just smiling. I'm like, look, Chucky,

994
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 4: give me the fucking nd and everyone's just like when

995
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 4: you're so anxious, I'm like, move on, bitch, many of them. Okay,

996
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 4: sees them alone, move the fuck on.

997
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: And is the twin thing a real thing like where

998
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 2: they're like just like in tune with each other kind

999
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 2: of thing.

1000
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. I mean I can I can tell

1001
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 4: which one is crying, but I had to separate them

1002
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 4: because they keep putting each other up. But you know,

1003
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 4: if one baby's out before the other and the other

1004
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: one just goes huh otis is just like that's Hazel,

1005
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 4: we gotta go get her. And they talk to each other.

1006
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 4: They share everything. You don't really have a choice, and

1007
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 4: it's really fun to watch. But you know, when I

1008
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: actually have a minute to watch it, because it feels

1009
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 4: like it's happening in fast and slow motion all the time.

1010
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 4: So that's why I take videos and pictures. You have

1011
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 4: to so you can look back at it and be like, oh,

1012
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 4: sometimes I just put them in front of a TV,

1013
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 4: so I like look at pictures of them so I'm like, oh,

1014
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 4: you are cute. This is working.

1015
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, because when you're in the middle of it,

1016
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: it's a real fucking yeah it is.

1017
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 4: It feels like you've gone to ike and bought too much.

1018
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 1: Figure how to.

1019
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: Take it home to just yeah, suddenly your headboard of

1020
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 3: the bed you bought is the dresser. You're just connecting

1021
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 3: pieces left and right and it's dystopian.

1022
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, why does this screw need to sock to

1023
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 4: go into this hole?

1024
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: Is very confusing, Scotty, can you give us one to

1025
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: send us home?

1026
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: I can.

1027
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 3: I found a fun one, this one. I was just

1028
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 3: noodling around on the internet and found this from this week,

1029
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 3: written by Alex Hearn, the Great Alex Hearn from UK

1030
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 3: Technology Guardian UK. Amazon hits trouble with Sweden launch over

1031
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 3: lud translation. So I know a little bit about this.

1032
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 3: So Swedish is a very difficult language for Google to translate,

1033
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 3: and now Amazon seemed to do it. So anyways, Amazon's

1034
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 3: launch this is pretty good. Amazon's launch of a Swedish

1035
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 3: retail site is its first in the Nordics, but it's

1036
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: caused and bare to the e commerce company after a

1037
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 3: series of errors led to confusing, nonsensical, and occasionally vulgar

1038
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 3: product listings scattered across the catalog. I'll give a I'm

1039
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 3: gonna say some bad words people, so if your kids

1040
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: are listening, you might want to skip to the end.

1041
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 3: So to start with Amazon chose the wrong flag. They

1042
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 3: used the Argentine flag instead of the Swedish flag, which

1043
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: should have been placed on the country picker. It's unclear

1044
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 3: how the error happened aside from copious uses of blue

1045
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 3: on the two flags, but they are no way similar.

1046
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 3: Other problems were more understandable thanks to a disastrous launch

1047
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 3: of automatic translations from other European branches. Nintendo Switch games

1048
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 3: were listed as Nintendo circuit breakers, a collection of Second

1049
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 3: World War era Russian infantry figurine so little Russian infantry

1050
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 3: figurines were translated as Russian toddlers Russian toddlers, Yeah, products

1051
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: figuring this was when it gets a little dirty. Products

1052
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 3: featuring cats were hit particularly hard, Yeah, with the lude

1053
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 3: double meaning of the word pussy leading to a T

1054
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: shirt with a cat on it being leggled a Swedish.

1055
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: Term for pussy.

1056
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 3: So they're just selling cat T shirts that are getting

1057
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 3: listed as the most vulgar version. Amazon says, we want

1058
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: to thank everybody for highlighting these issues and helping us

1059
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 3: make these changes, blah blah blah uh, and then everybody

1060
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 3: in Sweden is just annihilating them for not hiring real

1061
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: translators to type their products there.

1062
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's amazing, amazing.

1063
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel like this happens a lot in Sweden.

1064
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 4: Like H and M had a campaign a couple of

1065
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 4: years ago that had like a monkey on it, a

1066
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 4: monkey of a sweatshirt and they had this little black

1067
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 4: kid model it and people were like what in the natural? What?

1068
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1069
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 4: So I feel like a lot of this gets lost

1070
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 4: in translation, and I feel like Sweden they are smart.

1071
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 4: Everyone loves the meat falls and Lincoln Berry sauce. We

1072
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 4: got you. However, you know what I mean, this ain't

1073
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 4: have a.

1074
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: Bitch, I know.

1075
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 3: So the reason I picked is what I know about

1076
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 3: this is fifteen years ago I had a friend that

1077
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 3: was working on a commercial shoot and I needed I

1078
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 3: was broke, and I he was like do you want

1079
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 3: to be an extra? And I was like sure, and

1080
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 3: then he was like, actually, will you say a line

1081
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 3: and I'll pay you nine hundred dollars. I was like absolutely,

1082
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 3: And the only thing they told me it was the

1083
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 3: address and to show up in like a suit and tie.

1084
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 1: So I did.

1085
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: It was for and please any of our Swedish listeners.

1086
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: I don't know if this ever even happened. I never

1087
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: saw the commercial, but I think it was fuf fuh

1088
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 3: dot Sweden or dot whatever that is fuf fufu and

1089
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 3: it was Google was having the hardest time that so

1090
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 3: it was a search engine in Swedish that was going

1091
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 3: to be better than Google there because they're having a

1092
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 3: hard time. So this is the commercial and I'll never

1093
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: forget it. The entire crew was Swedish, the director was Swedish.

1094
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 3: I'm not an actress show. I'm just a writer. I

1095
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 3: had no aspirations. I just needed the money. So it

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Speaker 3: was all these different people dressed and suits and ties,

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Speaker 3: as if we're like Wall Street.

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Speaker 1: Also was twenty two or something twenty three.

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Speaker 3: And a Swedish guy is confused among all these people

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Speaker 3: crisscrossing almost like just different directions, and so the director comes.

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Speaker 1: Up to me.

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Speaker 3: He goes Scott, and I go yes. He goes, can

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Speaker 3: you say your line? And my line was, so you

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00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 3: want five hundred donuts? That was my line, and the

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Speaker 3: bit was that the guy says something to me in

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Speaker 3: Swedish and then I mistranslated.

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Speaker 1: He asked for directions. I say you want five hundred donuts.

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Speaker 3: The director goes, Scott, I want you to say it

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00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: like the man in the matrix mixed with pornography. So

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Speaker 3: he starts rubbing his hand like in a circle, like

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Speaker 3: his fingertips on his palm man and matrix mixed with pornography.

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Speaker 1: I did one take. I said, so you want five

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Speaker 1: hundred donuts?

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Speaker 3: And he goes great, thank you, and then I was

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Speaker 3: escorted off and never saw the commercial. So if anybody's

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Speaker 3: ever seen fauxfo dot com or funded at whatever. God,

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00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 3: I've looked on the internet. I've looked read it, I've

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Speaker 3: looked you I can't find it. But yes, I was

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Speaker 3: the man in the matrix mixed with pornography.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, you have lived a life and now I

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Speaker 4: want a donut.

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Speaker 1: Yes, me too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's dinner time there, right, so you go,

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Speaker 2: you go have a donut for dinner. Michelle, thanks so

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Speaker 2: much for being on.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. You guys, have this has

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Speaker 4: been bananas?

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Speaker 1: You want to plug anything?

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Speaker 4: H Yeah. I have a book coming out. It's available

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Speaker 4: Essays in a Small funded World. December eighth, so just

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Speaker 4: in time for your holiday non denominational ham Quanta Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great, congratulations, Thank you.

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Speaker 6: So much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Watch a Venas. This has been an exactly

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Speaker 1: right production, produced and engineered by Katie Levine, theme music

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Speaker 1: by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 2: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.