1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: away dot com Poor call. 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 3: Nowadays, if you go to one of those big box 8 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 3: stores for home improvement, you can literally say I want 9 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 3: a deck that's this size and in this spot in 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 3: my house, and they'll hire a team to go over 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 3: and just build it all for you. 12 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, you may want to do this just to flirt 13 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 2: with some boys. 14 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds super convenient. It's way faster than you 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 3: doing it, and theoretically everything should go one hundred percent. 16 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,919 Speaker 3: According to play Well, it always. 17 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 4: Does whenever you do in any type of construction, Jeff. 18 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: Well, unless the person hired to build it for you 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 3: is an ex British Black Ops agent named Clover. That's 20 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 3: where things can get a little sticky, and it's exactly 21 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 3: what happens in your phone tap right now, it's another. 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 4: Mornings on the twenties. 23 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 2: Welly is this Sean? 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's this me? 25 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: Name's Frank, but me mate's called me Clover was contracted 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 2: through home Depot to be able to deck for you. 27 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 4: Oh hi, yeah, thank you. 28 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 2: Well I'm out your house right now on the job. 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: And if you're wondering, I too have previous experience. 30 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 4: Well hell, oh good, I'm glad you got experienced. They 31 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 4: told me that they were going to send out a 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 4: good team, so. 33 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 2: I'm definitely a professional. In nineteen eighty two, I was 34 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 2: in Caracas. I built an entire hut out of a 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 2: snake skin. And I'm not saying multiple snakes, just one giant, 36 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 2: venomous bugger stretched him over the entire frame. 37 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 4: And you're doing deaths now huh. 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 2: On any specifications you want MAYA know about? 39 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 4: Well, you have the plans, I would assume, right, but. 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 2: Not everything goes according to plan. Reminds me of Nigeria 41 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 2: in the seventies. 42 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 4: Well, I bought custom railings and those are really expensive, 43 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 4: and I know there's a particular way that you need 44 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 4: to put them in. So I'm assuming they taught you, 45 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 4: you know, how to do that. 46 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 2: Well, I don't read the instructions. 47 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 4: I just do it. 48 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 2: I don't read. 49 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 4: What do you mean you don't read? 50 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 2: Well? I used to, but back in eighty seven and 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 2: a toy whenas prison I taught myself how not to read. 52 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 2: That's why I wouldn't be able to verbalize any of 53 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: the secret documents to my enemy. 54 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 4: So you unlearned reading? Is that what you're telling me? 55 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 2: Affirmative? Anything is possible when you're in the line of fire. 56 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,839 Speaker 4: So are we good? Now? 57 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 2: Well, before you go, I took the liberty of building 58 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 2: the trap door into the center of your deck. 59 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 4: What what the are you talking about? 60 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 2: Why if you have any hollstyles or row I've unannounced, 61 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 2: you just press a button and you vanish completely. 62 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 4: Mate, I have children. You don't put trap doors in 63 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 4: decks if you have kids. Even if you don't have children. 64 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 2: Come on, you've got some little ones, do you won't 65 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 2: build two then so I can escape at exact same time. 66 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 4: You listen to me, because this has got to stop 67 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 4: right out here. 68 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 2: Oh to hear at the house right now? What camouflage? 69 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 2: Your children are hiding into bushes? 70 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm done with this call. Okay, just 71 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 4: build the damn deck the way that the plans were 72 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 4: and I do not want any damn trap doors. 73 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 2: Can't be that wink. 74 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm stop. I'm being serious. 75 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 2: Then what do you want me to do with a roof? 76 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 4: The roof? What are you talking about? There's nothing about 77 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 4: the roof. You're building a deck. 78 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 2: I'm on the roof right now. I'll see your neighbors. 79 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 2: They can't see me. 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 4: You need to get off my property now. 81 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think I can make it to your 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 2: neighbor's roof. Bull Zoe talk the chimney. 83 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 4: Are what's wrong with you? 84 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 2: Well, it's probably the fact that there's a prank phone call. 85 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 2: None of this is real. What hell, my name's jose 86 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 2: for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 87 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. I'm not suspended 88 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,480 Speaker 2: on a roof right now. I wish I was. 89 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 4: A trapped door in my deck. Come up with us. 90 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,359 Speaker 2: You never know, and all of a sudden a group 91 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 2: of mafiosa walk up on you in the middle of 92 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 2: a barbecue. 93 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 4: Mite. 94 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 2: It's happened to me before I was in nineteen sixty two. 95 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 4: You must be like eighty five years older. Is on 96 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 4: the goopy dated you're given He messed up? 97 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the queen told me in nineteen twelve. 98 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 2: He's a very noisey lady. I'm talking about Free queens 99 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 2: Ago by the way, Oh my god. 100 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 4: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings 101 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.