WEBVTT - Ep 283: D*** Pic Phone (Ft. Akeem Woods)

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't know who's gonna start to show. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like a threesome, right, you know who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go first? I mean, well, I always hate the lead.

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<v Speaker 1>So hey, guys, welcome to another episode of horrible decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your girl, Mandy b a k A fo cor

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<v Speaker 1>punks ak that bitch a k pet Sealion ak A

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy Baskins a k A. I can't funk nobody right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's something, well, do you know how big of

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<v Speaker 1>a hater freaking on Flow is? I literally hit this

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<v Speaker 1>nigga jazz bitch on Flow a ship. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you before y'all introduce yourself how much of a hate

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<v Speaker 1>she is Because I textas nigga. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to come fuck this pussy, and I spelled

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<v Speaker 1>come like see you am. I was really I said,

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<v Speaker 1>come tear this pussy up. Do you know after I

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<v Speaker 1>said that, neig in the more fucking text went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and white blood, so I had to text

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<v Speaker 1>on my back never mind enjoy your trip, he would, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>So he brought me back all nasty like, damn, because

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't responding. Fifteen minutes you canceled. I said, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just tell you I wanted to be nasty

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and then I just wiped blood, so I

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<v Speaker 1>had to renew that. And I said, well, when it's done,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Wheezy. And I would have pretended this

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<v Speaker 1>ship never had I was like, what what came to town?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I was knocking the motherfuckering getting no blood

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<v Speaker 1>on my sheet, Babe, it's just because it's big, you

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<v Speaker 1>knocked it on. I'm so glad I ain't tried. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so glad. I'm giving the giggle. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>monthly thing. I just get want y'all. As we had diarrhea,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm birthatile. I can top Oh is this is a

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<v Speaker 1>chem woods we got in the building. It's a comedian

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<v Speaker 1>that I talked from a really funny clip of him

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio saying where are we at? Are they

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<v Speaker 1>shooting'm pornt here? What's going on? I'm like, and I

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<v Speaker 1>got mad, and I was like, oh he got of funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So glad we follow each other. I'm glad you're finally home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad I'm able to be here. Um. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>unrelated note, you just went to Italy. No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no about Europe. No, motherfucking boy, I want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on My goal is to go. I want to I

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<v Speaker 1>love Italian, dude, so I want to go to Italy

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<v Speaker 1>and Talian do. One of my questions for later in

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<v Speaker 1>the horrible decision was do you fu interracially? Yes? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you? I'm black, but I'm now adopted, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mixed. I don't know what I'm mixed with. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was raised by a black woman, so I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm black. You never spend a tune. I don't care. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you look black? Yeah, I mean my name

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<v Speaker 1>is a king. That's an African name. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>is everybody I'm coming to America? Probably? But yeah, mixed

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<v Speaker 1>with some stuff, but I don't care enough to look

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<v Speaker 1>into it. I'm still gonna be treated black, so it

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<v Speaker 1>don't really matter if I'm like no, but wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hold English, and I started picturing of my biological

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<v Speaker 1>parents and my mom. My biological mom was really really light,

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<v Speaker 1>and then my biological dad was like as dark as

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<v Speaker 1>his microphone, which is a pretty dark microphone. For that,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about your comedian, but also Paul is Sam

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<v Speaker 1>j Yeah you right on there you a guest on there? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was again Sam James dope fuc She asked me.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to sell, She asked me if I if

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<v Speaker 1>I come on to a show. It was amazing and

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<v Speaker 1>uh and then I just did Late Night at late

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<v Speaker 1>Night with James Gordon? Can you tell it to talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did everybody know James Gordon? Why does everyone know him?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm saying, what does he know for hard karaoke? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly know for saying with white women in cars. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to help people understand who he was the

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<v Speaker 1>famous Um what I fucking suck with white people. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>literally thinking Gordon Ramsey and I'm just like like where,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like which, and so are you all as well? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I was in God's kind of fine. Gordon,

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<v Speaker 1>me too. It's the act. I've never sucked the white

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<v Speaker 1>man in my life. Really, would you wait? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>go to be the first one? But the white man

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<v Speaker 1>that I was white? Jason Momo is not white. He

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<v Speaker 1>is Pacific Islander. That man is not white. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but I SMO and death Captain America. No, the white

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<v Speaker 1>man actually really get this pussy and one of them

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<v Speaker 1>actually just came off the list because of the charges

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<v Speaker 1>in trial. What oh Johnny Depp could have gotten it

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<v Speaker 1>with the dregs, but now he can't get it because

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<v Speaker 1>he a little he's a little abusy. He's not as

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. He's giving. So the white man that could

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<v Speaker 1>get this coach would be Jake. But yeah, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even watch his legs like he's not even giving. Like

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<v Speaker 1>he literally said that. Yeah, no, he literally said he

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<v Speaker 1>should be tagged Jake in this and see if he

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<v Speaker 1>and I who cares when they're married. I'm all about

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<v Speaker 1>breaking up straight love. I'm all about it. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>sitting with videogames? Do you go out of your weight?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm single and this is my opinion. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if people agree with me. If you're single, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't cheat because you're single. Other people are cheating. I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not cheating unless I'm sucking someone's husband purposely. Like

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<v Speaker 1>let's say you have a man, I've done it purposely.

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<v Speaker 1>I have it. She's not not with anyone that I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's a Christmas match you if I know them.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't know them, I don't care. Tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. Why you said I'm never sucking someone's

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<v Speaker 1>husband purposely When you said that, it sounded like you

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<v Speaker 1>meant if I know you're married, I won't. I'll thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tell you if I know the wife. If

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<v Speaker 1>I know, if I know, you know the partner, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you have a husband. And let's say that

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<v Speaker 1>nigg is on grinding, he messaged me, I'm gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>you a screenshot like, Yo, your niggas out here? What's no? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Are you telling the n Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if I know the wife to the wife, if we're friends.

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<v Speaker 1>If I know the wife and I don't like that, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sucking your husband. Okay. We had never met before today,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly, We had done some damn and oh we

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<v Speaker 1>should hang in l A. We gotta come on horr

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. Would you tell me if you saw

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<v Speaker 1>me posted the nigga. Depends how find the nigga was, because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, we don't know each other, so depends

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<v Speaker 1>on how fine the nigga was. If he was just

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<v Speaker 1>an average I'd like, I'll let me go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that. Man, I don't want to if he's

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<v Speaker 1>like he's like if he's like Chris Brown looking, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Chris Brown looking. So that's your type. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>my My type varies, but I would Chris Brown of course. Okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's abusing too, but he can get the coop. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have like seasons like sometimes like you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood from like like Indian dudes, are you in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood? I'm not in a bald season right now, cousins, um,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, it's trauma. It is you don't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to nigger that's ball head, but not fine bald niggers.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like, I'll be all right, like sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>my ex is a fucking liar and all I can

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<v Speaker 1>see is him. I ain't gonna hold it back on please.

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<v Speaker 1>It really like being but I don't mind. Oh my god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's given my ex to No, that's what you got

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<v Speaker 1>a good Very few people have good bald heads, though

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<v Speaker 1>we know them all. Charlemagne's got a good ball head.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Budden has a good ballad like certain people have

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<v Speaker 1>good bald because something. I don't think that book like

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<v Speaker 1>they got cancer, you are not. It's like cad. They

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<v Speaker 1>look like they got cancer and not like the like

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<v Speaker 1>the kind that you you almost done. That's how they looked.

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<v Speaker 1>They looked like you're all the way out and no,

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<v Speaker 1>no said the cancer niggas. But I'm saying that's how

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<v Speaker 1>they look. It looks like they just love chemo, some

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<v Speaker 1>of them. You know, it's crazy. We all have someone

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<v Speaker 1>in our lives. I feel like that died from cancer

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<v Speaker 1>that we don't love and she's too funny. My friend

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<v Speaker 1>just be cancer. So shout out to my best. She

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<v Speaker 1>was a good ball. And what crazy is she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>give chemo ball no. And what's crazy is when she

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<v Speaker 1>would walk into places no one ever knew like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She was balled, not by choice, but they thought that

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<v Speaker 1>she was super a good because she was someone can

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<v Speaker 1>pull it off. People be in shallow with ball. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>a few weeks ago we were literally saying on the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking podcast about how people are attracted. We've even the

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<v Speaker 1>passes for a thousand percent, like hot people do hot privilege.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some things that hot people can do that other

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<v Speaker 1>people just can't do, Like lie that's why we say

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<v Speaker 1>what Our next was so long. It was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>why he looked so good? Like literally before me and

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<v Speaker 1>my ex broke up, we went to dinner and I

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<v Speaker 1>showed him how I called him lying, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>let me help you lie better to me. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>fine that it was. But I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be fine keep doing it. Don't help you

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<v Speaker 1>lie better to me because you don't want a real

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<v Speaker 1>bad And I don't want to know. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to People really can do whatever they want.

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<v Speaker 1>They do do whatever I want to get dick from

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<v Speaker 1>this line, asked Nigga once. And I remember that. I

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<v Speaker 1>literally said to myself, just get drunk so you won't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to him when you get there, because

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<v Speaker 1>if I get too in my feelings or in my

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<v Speaker 1>right mind, he gonna talk himself out the pussy, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want him to do. And I walked in

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<v Speaker 1>the door and there they are so airing it. They

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they have to talk. Yeah, let's talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they I mean, I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they do. I feel like they have.

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<v Speaker 1>They feel like they have. They don't. They don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to just rely on the looks because there's something. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something about their arrogance, like charming a woman is a

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<v Speaker 1>turn on to to straight men. So even if they

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<v Speaker 1>can get you, just because they find they're still in

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<v Speaker 1>their head they want to be like, oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta cause I speak game. It's like when they finally

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<v Speaker 1>have money, A lot of them don't talk like you

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<v Speaker 1>still because you have money. No, that's just because like

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking, what athlete, I'm thinking about the fun No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I don't. They just they gotta pass in

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<v Speaker 1>life by height, embody, and yeah I don't want so

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't really go through a lot more education. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't walk into a room with a nigger and it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take much. Look, being funny has gotten me in

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of places. Okay, he said, what being funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Funny dude? Yeah, I wish gay men. No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought gay men were funny. No, gave it a

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<v Speaker 1>funny but forgotten dick from being funny. Someone fine, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I've never gotten from fine dude who was like, well

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<v Speaker 1>he's so funny, it's never happened. I thought that like

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<v Speaker 1>men gave up dick and had sex way more freely

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<v Speaker 1>and casually than straight men. They do like like even

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<v Speaker 1>even like when Grinder first came out, a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>mine used to refer to the people that he linked

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<v Speaker 1>on Grinder as his pets, and he called it like

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<v Speaker 1>he would have a petting zoo and literally they would

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<v Speaker 1>come over finally. But I've had no problem getting dick

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<v Speaker 1>from like because I have I have a big dig

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<v Speaker 1>I have a nice but like, I'm doing fine in

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<v Speaker 1>the dick department. Come on, I have no problem with

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up with dudes. I send them nudes, they send

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<v Speaker 1>nude back with goes on. But like, I've never gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a dude just from being fun Like I do comedy

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<v Speaker 1>for Living'm be doing it for like fourteen years now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm touring all of the country blah blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>and no gay dude has ever come up to me.

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<v Speaker 1>After show, I was like, oh my god, you're so funny,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hot gay dude, like butter the pants, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it just doesn't happen that actually I think happens, even

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<v Speaker 1>like for me, it happens with head of relationships. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when I noticed it happens, somebody sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a cliff of brunt fires on million dollars worth of

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<v Speaker 1>game and and said this as well. So he says,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you're the hottest girl in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the girl that walks in and other women

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<v Speaker 1>are attracted to your energy. You feel the room and energy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a powerful person. People want to be around you.

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<v Speaker 1>That feels good when you're infectious like that and you've

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<v Speaker 1>got good vibes. That's the girl I want, the one

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody's like attracted to in that way. Not always

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<v Speaker 1>the beauty, but your vibe. Yeah, that's how he used

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<v Speaker 1>to get nigh. I know a lot of people sent

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<v Speaker 1>me that clip and said this is you, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>are you saying it? I'm second best? Like damn, but

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<v Speaker 1>any and then I was working with was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think about this all the time. Um, the night we

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<v Speaker 1>met now the dude I was sucking lives in l A.

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<v Speaker 1>We did meet at one of those like really sceny

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<v Speaker 1>industry dinners. But I hate that he sent me that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You really made me feel like the ugly bitch. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying I was, but after sayingre it was

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<v Speaker 1>at the table, Well, I didn't to tell me this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is me from love and hip hop basketball? Wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Are either you heard Dre? Yeah? I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh No, I don't want to love hip hop. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I don't either, Drey. Really, it's like game news

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Brown. She dated Chris Brown. Yeah, that's how people

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<v Speaker 1>know her. She dated Chris Brown. No, that's not how people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not people know Creucci. No, bro, she dated Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Brown before Carucci. No. Yeah, I'm not saying no to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying Drey has got her own name now.

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<v Speaker 1>But she like got because because she was working with

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<v Speaker 1>Land Stevenson and then she was, but she was working

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Brown first, like publicly they were Ris Brown packing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think his dick pick Lee didn't it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it did. Someone d m it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you pull it up? This is why I

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<v Speaker 1>love work. Uh, they wouldn't look up Chris Brown didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really because because Blee text that to Meriana late. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about when. No, no, when they were dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's where he thought his lead Chris Brown did

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<v Speaker 1>leaked a long time ago. Really, I don't they like him?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to see it? I think I think it

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<v Speaker 1>looks I think it looks thank you for trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find it, trying to find and don't you love your job?

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<v Speaker 1>I love my job looking up in think did I

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<v Speaker 1>see the pictures like people like paying a thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to take these sex? I love? That was so good

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<v Speaker 1>for him. You know what it's really difficult about Chris Brown,

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<v Speaker 1>like he does like you said, he's not abusing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Depp is abusy. We saw what Chris Brown did,

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<v Speaker 1>but like abusing and he has not a He's an abuser. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>abusing is like are you are you know? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>think Johnny Depps an abuser as well. They can you

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<v Speaker 1>read the thing? Yeah, they're both abusing. Well, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying I don't know how we keep letting it go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it talent? Is it finest? Like it's sick? Ship?

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<v Speaker 1>Bro oh ship? Is that is dick se Can you

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<v Speaker 1>how can I see? Can you? I told you it

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<v Speaker 1>is long but it's skinny? Is can you put it

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<v Speaker 1>on the screen? And That's what I'm trying to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But that being said, he has it on his only fans. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Christ a fan? Yes, I don't like only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's buy it on the day real Chris Brown don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know. Goddamn only fans. There's no way Tiger has

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<v Speaker 1>an only fans ready for that Chris Brown Dick, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the top one is the one I saw. That bottom

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<v Speaker 1>one ain't his? There go Chris Brown, Dick told you

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<v Speaker 1>no it is. This is the first of all. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Chris Brown. That's somebody else Dick from his

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<v Speaker 1>only cop one with his face. That's why saw the

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<v Speaker 1>website called the Sword We like puns? Can you click

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<v Speaker 1>on the top keen? Can we just talk about his later?

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<v Speaker 1>You to guess? I know, I'm sorry. Look cute, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a nice it's it's a cute dick. No got cut.

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<v Speaker 1>You can don't bleep him, just bleep him. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why he here he They're gonna be like never

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<v Speaker 1>having bad Wait a second, you want to bleep out

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<v Speaker 1>a comedians joke? It's just a joke. We should we

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<v Speaker 1>be fcc in balls and talk about I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to google that later though. So here we go with

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<v Speaker 1>the funk shi y'all only could and we had to

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<v Speaker 1>wait a little bit for the white person to leave

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<v Speaker 1>next though, But let's we know a lot We've been

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<v Speaker 1>getting a lot of audiobook recordings from some company that

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<v Speaker 1>has just been flooding to us a bunch of white people.

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<v Speaker 1>In this bright shout out to Sophia, it's probably her

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<v Speaker 1>bringing in the white clientele. We appreciate you pants. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. Oh, here we go. Okay, sorry, okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Talking about her name is Emily, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>and Emily decided to go on a little rant about

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<v Speaker 1>us and said, calling out the horrible pod, calling out

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<v Speaker 1>Wheezy for being consistently racist towards white people, but she

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<v Speaker 1>ironically is half white. Just stop. I think full core

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<v Speaker 1>Pumps is racist too. But I can barely listen anymore

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<v Speaker 1>because it's just full of ship, including a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>illegal and a listen content. She added the SCC and

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that we should probably talk about sex work as

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<v Speaker 1>a country in terms of the law because we apparently

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<v Speaker 1>are um soliciting illegal and illicit content. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 1>not a nigga, she is a whole Karen, Hey, bitch

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<v Speaker 1>edit FCV. Like when I understand the definition of racism,

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<v Speaker 1>like you have to be in the position of black

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<v Speaker 1>people are in a position of power. Oh, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way we could be racist. You could say prejudice. If

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<v Speaker 1>you were using words correctly, you could say that that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where she found us, but Sophia's to

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<v Speaker 1>record in seven minutes, and I put this all on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time we have a Caucasian, guess, somebody comes in,

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<v Speaker 1>it sweeps on apple that you had recently. Will randomly fine, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we randomly throw them in, okay, and when we do,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody coming right back and they just she got a

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<v Speaker 1>display picture she does she has pink hair. Well, it's online,

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<v Speaker 1>it's giving wig, it's giving part city. Can I say

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<v Speaker 1>that's why? God too? Well? And I'm man, let's put

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<v Speaker 1>her photo up. So the problem with typing stuff like this.

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<v Speaker 1>She also has her LinkedIn connected and let's do some

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<v Speaker 1>illegal ship now. Oh god, she's a political activist. Power

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<v Speaker 1>to the people. Yes, the freelancer that's her Emily hair on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she seems like all all lives matter. She except beast

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<v Speaker 1>freelancing on a blogger. Oh beast. That's interesting that because

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<v Speaker 1>you might give them, You might give them like numbers

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<v Speaker 1>they just did. Uh, they just did an article with me, um,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll talk to him. You would have a blog

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<v Speaker 1>ho and an author of four books to be found

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<v Speaker 1>on only Amazon um in a PDF form. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>writer of you wish Ethics consolet I know, Wow, Stanford Healthcare.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you be a freedom fighter and then police

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<v Speaker 1>a black platform? On on on freedom, on what you

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<v Speaker 1>can and can't say? On how to the people? Is

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<v Speaker 1>in your LinkedIn in your LinkedIn headline, And that's her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a better picture without the party city white people

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<v Speaker 1>all never got no shoes on. She looks so plain.

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<v Speaker 1>She's mad because y'all got curves and y'all are fine.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked like a Barbie without the bee. You may

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<v Speaker 1>not know this because you may not be able to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know withstand the niggas and bitches that we

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<v Speaker 1>say on this show, and I do feel sorry for

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<v Speaker 1>you in that regard. But what I will say is

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<v Speaker 1>this show has helped women get safe abortions, leave abusive relationships,

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<v Speaker 1>find safe havens, suicide lines. We've talked about sex trafficking.

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<v Speaker 1>We've given resources to find what was I gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>um for the LGBT community, to find places to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to talk, find mentorship, get safe sex education. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to add that we have also partnered with flow Code,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a nonprofit organization in Austin and now has

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<v Speaker 1>another chapter because of our partnership with them, who provides

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<v Speaker 1>menstrual products for under community. We've also partnered with Survived

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<v Speaker 1>to Thrive, which helps women get back into work with

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<v Speaker 1>resume and work close after leaving domestic violence women pasifically.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that we love to do on this show, which

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<v Speaker 1>is our fun favorite priority, is to give black people

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<v Speaker 1>a place to feel at home, to feel seen, to

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they have community, which we're trying to break

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<v Speaker 1>up with the fcc HO and you fucking cunt, cunt,

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<v Speaker 1>you can kiss my black ass. I don't know what else.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a stand for it, but you've got nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Really, this is why we need to give her.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the type of mision need a job you

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<v Speaker 1>and you got the goddamn nerve to. I mean, no,

0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that's God making white people poor. It's kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>funny job. And I will say, Emily, I will say

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<v Speaker 1>this from um my l a home and my New

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<v Speaker 1>York one and my studio that I'm sitting in with

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<v Speaker 1>my black ass um and we could maybe even take

0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.119
<v Speaker 1>it to yours when we travel there next week to

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<v Speaker 1>record another episode of this podcast that won't be taken

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<v Speaker 1>down by the FCC because it is already existing on

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<v Speaker 1>my heart media, YouTube, many platforms where it's been making

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<v Speaker 1>many people money, including us, and we would probably need

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<v Speaker 1>to find a donation fund. Who's Emily's biggest enemy? Let's

0:21:57.040 --> 0:22:03.280
<v Speaker 1>watch them thrive? Should we find look? Go through her tweet? Alright, No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna post where everybody can find you. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Emily E. M I L Y common spelling,

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<v Speaker 1>is a commoner bitch that you are last name H

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<v Speaker 1>E R O N. So do with that what you will. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get back into sucking dick illegally? Um, have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever killed legal dick? She said? We were doing a

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<v Speaker 1>legal ship. Have I ever kissed a woman? Yes? Three women?

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<v Speaker 1>I kept losing a Spin the bottle? Was this on

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<v Speaker 1>the same night? It was all the same night. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so serious, I was. I'm a gold star game. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been romantically attracted to women at all. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>slept with a woman. I've never done anything. High school,

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<v Speaker 1>we will playing Spin the Bottle because we were like

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<v Speaker 1>a junior year. Well it was only from Spin the Bottle,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was spin about the whole time. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to have a joke about it, but the whole

0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:54.840
<v Speaker 1>time I was trying to kiss Stephen and it landed

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<v Speaker 1>on three white women. So sorry, black women. I have

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<v Speaker 1>only kissed white women. Uh, I know it land on

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<v Speaker 1>three white womens. I kissed him and then it finally

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<v Speaker 1>landed on Stephen. But I wasn't out of the closet

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, so like when it landed on Stephen,

0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:11.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, no, Steven. But my head, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh ship, Steven, this is all I wasn't your first

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<v Speaker 1>kiss cinema. Yeah. I grew up in Florida, very conservative.

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in Pombay, for you know, we from

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<v Speaker 1>Fall seven Choppa City, going and raised baby. I started

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<v Speaker 1>comedy there in two thousand ten, graduated it on nine. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I started in winter Park, Austin's Coffee and Park went

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<v Speaker 1>to I don't go to high school in Orlando. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to high school in Pombay, Florida, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour south of al We're glad you got We're

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<v Speaker 1>able to get out. Not his Heaven Central Florida into

0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:51.520
<v Speaker 1>explaining why y'all matching so well today? Not saying we tack. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm joking because every time I'll wear something crazy, my

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<v Speaker 1>friends be like Florida for nothing? Did you go to

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<v Speaker 1>did you go to college there? Like you got to something? Okay,

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:10.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean I went to Valencia, which I didn't go

0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:12.240
<v Speaker 1>to college, but yeah, so that was my first time.

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:14.159
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go. I dropped out, but I went, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. But I'd like to stay in a room

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:18.680
<v Speaker 1>full of Caucasians like Emily here and I didn't go.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what, um, your celebrity crush is actually on here

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:24.959
<v Speaker 1>for me? So we figured it's Chris Brown. But if

0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the only way to get to your celebrity crush went

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<v Speaker 1>to be by having a woman joining what the woman?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the woman? Uh? Good one? We always say Rihanna? Okay, sure,

0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:41.040
<v Speaker 1>but that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. I mean for me, Um,

0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 1>so it would be a three DA would be I

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:47.560
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want me Rihanna and Chris That I seemed like, yeah,

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:50.479
<v Speaker 1>that wouldn't be a good. Well we could always put

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:52.600
<v Speaker 1>it like PreO four something like, well, I mean my

0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 1>other celebrity RYO subn fantasy is Ryan Reynolds. I totally

0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 1>we just said you oh, you would do Ryan and

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<v Speaker 1>Rihanna all right, just the home mixed bag. That'd be fun.

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wouldn't do ship with Rihanna, but it'd

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:06.879
<v Speaker 1>be cool for her to be there. You know what,

0:25:07.000 --> 0:25:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I sucked Rihanna and her a little fine, asked prints

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:11.320
<v Speaker 1>she used to have I suck her as after she's

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I hope you can hear us through the vans. He'd

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 1>be over there, sluptisy every time day in that day

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:19.160
<v Speaker 1>of office, I'll be walking by a slow like, wait,

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:21.480
<v Speaker 1>so have you even seen a white dick in person?

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Not wait, in the sex club? Oh yeah, in the

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.600
<v Speaker 1>sex club. Okay, so I have You're right, but even

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:30.320
<v Speaker 1>did big dick is kind of fun. It's not like

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I tried some some somewhere dudes are packing it's weird.

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 1>It's not like I tried to look just because I

0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>knew I was from the sea. I'm just I mean,

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll say this, I haven't had sex with a white

0:25:45.080 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 1>guy in so long. I had that one blip in

0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Dallas with lover Boy, but I haven't had sex with

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:51.639
<v Speaker 1>a white guy in so long that what's starting to

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:53.480
<v Speaker 1>happen is now I can't get back in it. Like

0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:55.280
<v Speaker 1>when I was in Europe, I really thought I was

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna some Italian dude or some white French dude. And

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 1>you did you anyone? You know? Had a blip, a

0:26:02.040 --> 0:26:04.119
<v Speaker 1>little moment in the bathroom with a girl that I

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>almost sucked except I found that she was twenty. I

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.240
<v Speaker 1>would too, But I'm just not judging you. Guys just said,

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:16.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, I really threw it, really threw me off.

0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:20.800
<v Speaker 1>How do you if you don't want me asking? Oh,

0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:22.920
<v Speaker 1>you missed that opportunity. You know what I mean? It's

0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:27.679
<v Speaker 1>twenty is not too young to are you buy? Are

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 1>you by y? Yeah? She says, I'm gay. I'll get

0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 1>sucking licking Hello, we leave the pet of the buy girls.

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:38.360
<v Speaker 1>When I had a girlfriend, I was real gay, though

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't giving ship hold on. What's this big name again?

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Was she Italian? Okay? Here she is? Oh you missed out?

0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 1>She is gorgeous. You're stupid? Yeah, yeah, you're She's French.

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you are who you say you are.

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:57.159
<v Speaker 1>I think Sharon has talked to me. Who was that

0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:01.960
<v Speaker 1>friends basically was like it's a dude to him. He

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 1>was basically saying like that. He was like, this is

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:09.840
<v Speaker 1>way too predatory. He's like you no, oh he didn't

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.160
<v Speaker 1>some young he was just mad because she was into

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 1>you and not him. You know what it was? My

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 1>friends started talking to me down the list too, Oh

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 1>you have you have not good friends. None of these

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>people are your front. She's she's yeah, she's consenting, she's

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 1>It's not like I don't go back, you know, I'm

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 1>going back to friend. She was gorgeous. Yeah, you should

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 1>have definitely. I think I think if anything in your twenties,

0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine. I'm seen. I'd be like, okay, girl,

0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 1>wait a few years, but like your thirty one, the

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 1>teens forty, then I'd be like, okay, bitch, calm down,

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>but you're you're thirty one. That's that's eleven years. That's

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>not that big of video. She wouldn't give me and

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:50.920
<v Speaker 1>my ex for just seventeen years apart. You know what

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I was started thinking too. She says she's twenty. What

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>if she's younger? Okay, well that's yeah. You should have

0:27:57.000 --> 0:27:59.639
<v Speaker 1>his passport to that bitch anyway? Can you give us

0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:00.720
<v Speaker 1>a sex tip? I don't want to make it about

0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>me anymore. Okay, So this is our our or dirt

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 1>section of the pod. We give sex tips. So if

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 1>you have any unique trick that you do or a

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>trick that's been done on you and you want to

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>share it with the world, this is your time to shine.

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 1>King tip Yes, um a tip for people and sex.

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Obviously gay people because I don't have stay checks. It

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:28.440
<v Speaker 1>could be a tip for hetero if it's like something

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 1>to be doing an old ball sucking. Women don't like

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>ball sucking? Do I don't like ball? You don't speak

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>for your demand that I actually like prefer their ball,

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>So I guess you won't be matching with them on grinder. Yeah, balls,

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>but it's not my way. I do to share the

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 1>good balls. Second tip, so you can share something else.

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Share a favorite thing you'd like to do in bed,

0:28:55.640 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 1>favorite thing, favorite thing. I recently I've been like really

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>big into rimming dudes. I normally don't, but like recently

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I've been getting like, if if the if the ass

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 1>is nice, say that too, But I don't almost clean

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:16.680
<v Speaker 1>people on my sucking thees. You don't know that you're right,

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>but in my head I'm only saying that because someone

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I know I got it and I was like, how

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>do you that this ship and he was like this,

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know he knows. Oh well, we're about to

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>share a blunt, you told me, but he do be

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:37.239
<v Speaker 1>just like blow. They don't know clean the booty holes? Right,

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>So you like rimming, but do you like getting rimmed?

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind it. It's not my it's not my um.

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not like my favorite thing in the world. But like,

0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>if the dude wants it, I'm not gonna be like no.

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:49.479
<v Speaker 1>And then with rimming, do they have to be man

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>escaped or will you eat a Harry boothole? I don't

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:55.000
<v Speaker 1>care if the dude I don't. I don't have I

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>just experienced that for the first time. She just said,

0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>you have a big dick. Do you feel like you

0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>were forced into bottoming because you're a big dick? Sometimes

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I bought them because I have a big day, because

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I've dealt with because sometimes people will see

0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>my dick and and they they'll see it's big, but

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 1>they won't notice how thick it it. Also, yeah, yeah,

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 1>and they're and they're they're and they're prepped for it,

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>like you know stuff you would doubt. So you know

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>what you gotta do if you're guy having eyes and

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>then they won't prep well enough because they didn't anticipate

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>it being that being because people think that people lie

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 1>about people. What's the way? So what's the half as

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>prep It's it's like when you when they do, but

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.640
<v Speaker 1>they don't douce completely, or they don't do as deeply

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 1>as they need to because it goes deeper than they

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>were expected. So all of y'all need to go apologize

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 1>to Medina because the nigga could have been prepped, maybe

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 1>just not fully prepped or her. I don't know who

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>the dookey slice came from, but that's what I'm saying.

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:54.640
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she didn't prepare for the win. An episode where

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>a home cirl of ours was talking about how she

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 1>would lay in her own ship in a hotel bed

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:01.680
<v Speaker 1>because it's like, oh everything's nasty, and it went viral. Yeah,

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>and I ain't in a moment. I feel like if

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know her, I would have went harder at it.

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>But I know Medina is silly and funny, but I

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, this isn't really Oh she was getting she

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 1>had anal sex with a guy and and she said, actually,

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll replay the ski. There was a skid mark on

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean you know the play. She just said there

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>was a skid marks on the bed. Yeah, oh no,

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I would have took off all that stuff I media exactly.

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I would have all the bedding and told the people

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>where She just yes, right exactly. I mean, you know,

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I get a baby if it's like folk clock in

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the morning, you drunk. I don't we talking about Okay,

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:38.080
<v Speaker 1>so we're talking about a skid Are we talking like

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>there's like ship? She said it was a slice, No bro, no, no, no,

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 1>she did sleeping on that. I mean taking off all

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 1>the bedding and if I rolled over on the before

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>I sleep. But if they didn't have been a bear.

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's worse a bear mattress in a

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>hotel or she with your own. The thing about the

0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 1>hotel was a bear batch in the hotel might be

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>worse than a sheet with a scape mark on it.

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take bear mattress, bear matches overall. Ship full

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>it don't. But also I do stay a nice ship.

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 1>It don't. And if you're sucking an ass, it better

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>be luxury. Bear hotel matchresses are cleaner because they'll comstantly

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>putting sheets on they're not. They might be cleaner than ship.

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah. I

0:32:32.200 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want to with my own ship. Yeah, tighties. Hey again,

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:40.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a whole lot more on that. But then I'll

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 1>sleep on the floor, like obviously on the floor the flow. Yes,

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm the couch. I'm not sweeping on the ship. You know.

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 1>When I first found out, and this is actually a

0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 1>crazy thing because I don't know why. A lot of

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 1>straight women and men probably have no idea how messy

0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 1>gay sexes. I was twenty two. It can be it.

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 1>It's not always messy. If y'all clean, it's not. But

0:32:58.360 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>go ahead. I was gonna say, I watch a lot

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>of game pointed don't be messy, because you just gotta

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>know why that is true. It don't be I don't know.

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't get of course, but anybody. I realized how

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.840
<v Speaker 1>messy it could get. When Vinnie wanted to suck this

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>guy at my house we were living in Orlando. Pull

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 1>up a picture of video. I want to own if

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I Vinny doesn't know, does he not? Does he not?

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>The top said that no, you need in my bed,

0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 1>and I slept on the couch and he literally had

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 1>to take the sheets off my bed washed him. He's like, girl,

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>gay sex gets messy, and I was like, I thought

0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 1>he was just being kind. No, I don't know that

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 1>your friends, No, I don't have. Most of my friends

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:40.680
<v Speaker 1>are straight. So if he sucked any of my friends, good,

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:44.680
<v Speaker 1>most of my friends a comedian dude is always like

0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 1>streight straight friends. Yet nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I sucked

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 1>some dudes. This happened in Denver. Actually I sued this dude.

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I was in Fort Collins last week. I headlining, headlining

0:33:56.880 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of shows, and I sucked this dude. And

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 1>he here's the thing that was beat that headlining a

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>bunch of shows. Some with times people like straight like

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>straight dudes have to have the air quotes. Okay, So

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>I was looking I was looking up was dude and

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>he was like he was telling me, like we were

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 1>talking on grinding. He was like, hey, this is my

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:16.879
<v Speaker 1>first time, I've never I've never been with the guy before,

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:19.200
<v Speaker 1>my first time, blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, okay,

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:23.120
<v Speaker 1>n whatever. And then we're having sex and he's giving

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 1>me a blowjob and it's the best blow a guy

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:28.240
<v Speaker 1>in so the whole time, like this nigga is a liar,

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just the thank you. Maybe it's hot. I don't,

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean if I mean to When I gave head

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>for the very first time in my life, he said

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I was good too, and swear I did it before

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 1>and I did it so sometimes you do think with

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a passion. But this was like the type this was like,

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 1>this was like a depth head like I've been secnditions

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:53.240
<v Speaker 1>off nineteen He've never It was like going of the best. No, nigga,

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 1>if this is your first time, you should be teaching

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 1>a class. What made it so good? Everything the spit

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 1>you show, the deep d and everything everything about it

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:07.759
<v Speaker 1>was like you can class ever, so something like you

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:12.240
<v Speaker 1>should teach the dick sucking class. Everest, get off the couch.

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like that dick like. And I was like the

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 1>whole time, I was great, but I was also thinking,

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe he lied to me, Like why would

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>he lie to me? Were you thinking that while you were?

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking the whole time that he wanted to

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 1>go in easy. No, No, I didn't end up me

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:28.759
<v Speaker 1>just blew me. But the whole time I was like,

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.040
<v Speaker 1>this is great. You just can't be your first time.

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:33.919
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about a time there hasn't been so great.

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:39.719
<v Speaker 1>What's one of your worst this? Okay, this is one

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 1>of my It was weird, so that's why it was bad, right,

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 1>he said, I had and almost three sous. Now I've

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>had to do some before because I'm an adult, but

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 1>like I've had, this isn't the almost three. So okay,

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>So I'm a grinding. It's two o'clock in the morning.

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 1>This when I used to live in South central I

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 1>lived in South central Los Angeles for four years, okay,

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.360
<v Speaker 1>living Daddy's in the hood. And this guy messages me

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:06.839
<v Speaker 1>on two It was like Tuesday at like two am, right,

0:36:07.680 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 1>and he messaged me. He's like, hey, do you want

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.919
<v Speaker 1>to suck me and my husband? And I'm like, yeah,

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:18.800
<v Speaker 1>it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday. Tuesday. So he messaged

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 1>me and he so he said, it's okay because you

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 1>guys know on grinding you can send your location because

0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>we're monsters. So he sent it's wild. But it's not

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 1>that you don't have to exchange phone numbers exactly, you

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 1>just sending send lokay. So we dropped his pen. It

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 1>was like fifteen minutes away, driving in south Central. It's

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:37.920
<v Speaker 1>two am. I'm I'm horny whatever. So I drive to

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:40.040
<v Speaker 1>his house. I get to his house and a dangerous

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 1>life in the gay community. Yeah, like you went to

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 1>a stranger's house to him and his husband at two

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>am without even having his number. Just me. I'm just trying,

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>like I'm trying to. I'm like, gets worse, keep going.

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 1>So I walk up to his house. I'm about to

0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>ring the doorbell and then this dude gets comes out

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>of the shadows. He did keep going. He comes out

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 1>the shadows. I'm like, oh, ship, it's Brent. His name

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:11.080
<v Speaker 1>was Brent and it's a break of out was that

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.120
<v Speaker 1>white dude? He comes out of the shadows. I'm like, oh,

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I was just about to knock on your door. This

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:17.919
<v Speaker 1>is I'm like, this is cool. Are we're gonna going together?

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:22.720
<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, this isn't my house. I'm like, oh okay.

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 1>He's like, nah, but this this is my U hawk.

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Wait so he wanted you to fucking the U haul. Yeah,

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 1>he met me outside. It's like, this is it's a

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 1>bit like he dropped the pen. This is giving the

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 1>nigga in London who was living sleeping in his car,

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>he dropped the pin of just a random complex that

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:53.319
<v Speaker 1>he was around with his U Hawk because the pen

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:56.400
<v Speaker 1>was where do you haul? Wait a second, Wait a second,

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 1>and so him and his husband, we're gonna suck you

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.799
<v Speaker 1>in the back of the U haw truck. I'm sucking them.

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're fucking he said, don't get sucked up and

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 1>keep going. So what happens is so I'm hornings. It's

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 1>a big U. I'm gonna be honest with you. I

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it had been at this point, it

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:13.520
<v Speaker 1>depending on if they was fine and fine. He was fine.

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I didn't see the husband yet, so he walked me

0:38:15.840 --> 0:38:17.600
<v Speaker 1>to the U haul. He opened the door because he's

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 1>a gentleman. And in the back of the U haul

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 1>there's an air mattress or I don't know if it's

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:27.239
<v Speaker 1>air mattres, but there's a mattress. Clearly you just don't

0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 1>care about mattress. And before you judge me, there was

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:32.719
<v Speaker 1>also a headboard. So already they'll do a better than

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:36.359
<v Speaker 1>it's a big U. Because they were moving U haul,

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.879
<v Speaker 1>maybe they were breaking up, and he was like, let's

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:41.360
<v Speaker 1>get one last keep going. So I walked into the mattress.

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:45.040
<v Speaker 1>There's a headboard, There's there's a chair in the corner.

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:47.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a studio apartment at this point, Like, there's a

0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 1>chair in the corner. Is expensive in the corner? I

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 1>kid you not. This is the part that you can

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.279
<v Speaker 1>stand up. This is the yeah, this is the part.

0:38:55.400 --> 0:38:57.759
<v Speaker 1>This is the part that I can't understand. There's a

0:38:57.840 --> 0:39:00.719
<v Speaker 1>lamp in the corner and it's on on and like

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how, but it was in the corner on.

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what the fun? Or it could have been

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:09.319
<v Speaker 1>like one of those it could have been a girl

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 1>they still do, right, it had to be bad. So

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 1>the you so the lights on. There's a chair, right,

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>So he's sitting on the chair. When I walked into

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:20.840
<v Speaker 1>the U haul, his his his boyfriend or husband, I

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:23.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know the stats the matter status was in a

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 1>jockstrap like likewype. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty hot. So

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.279
<v Speaker 1>I walk in and he closes the U haul and

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>in my head I'm like, oh, no, murder, But like

0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:36.920
<v Speaker 1>in my dick, I'm like, this is gonna be so

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 1>much fun. So like I still, so I started sucking

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>the dude husband and he has the thing that the

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 1>it didn't shake that much because it was d it

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:48.800
<v Speaker 1>was like a really big but it was moving. But

0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 1>he was why I think I was cheated because it wasn't.

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Because that's why I say it was an almost threesome, right,

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 1>because like when you do with threesome, the best part

0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:56.840
<v Speaker 1>is you get two of the things that you like,

0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Like you get two dicks, two asses today for tday,

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you get double with the thing. So I'm sucking this

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.840
<v Speaker 1>dude and the whole time his husband, oh boyfriend is

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>just sitting there watching exactly. But that's not what I

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:12.279
<v Speaker 1>signed up for. I signed up for threesome. I'm all

0:40:12.320 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>about sucking some dude husband in front of you. That's

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.239
<v Speaker 1>cool on whatever. I don't kick shream, but I just

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 1>signed up for that. I signed up for threes like

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:21.200
<v Speaker 1>sometimes Yeah, So the whole time I'm sucking this dude,

0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm just looking at him and like, are you gonna

0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 1>tag in or we gonna or we're gonna swit? Am

0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I gonna chegging off? Because then technically that's like, oh,

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:32.839
<v Speaker 1>he was sitting there. You could see that he had

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 1>a heart on because he had like gym shortch on

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but he was just sitting there watching as

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 1>I sucked this dude's husband, and I'm like, are you

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna sub in? Like, what the funk are we? Why? Why?

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:45.279
<v Speaker 1>And he never did why. I sucked, my came and

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 1>I left. But here's the thing that's wild after I left. No, no,

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:53.279
<v Speaker 1>first time I was gonna say, there's nothing that. Here's

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the thing that's followed. You're already in the wild. Okay.

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:03.279
<v Speaker 1>They drove off. They didn't live in the area. They

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>just went to South Center the to find some black

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:09.839
<v Speaker 1>dude to fuck his white which I'm like, I'm all

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 1>about racist if I get the white dudes for vengeance.

0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:14.879
<v Speaker 1>But it was they went to South Central to find

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 1>a black dude to his white husband. That that is

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 1>the wild part. That's at least they had a place

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 1>they had. Yeah, that was the They went to South

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Central because they know South Central black. They drove, they

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:35.480
<v Speaker 1>drove the off that and where do you think we

0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 1>can get a black guy? Yeah, that's a percent what

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>it was. They didn't live anywhere in South was at

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:46.800
<v Speaker 1>least a good department complex. They chose it was South Central.

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:50.319
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't It wasn't there more dangerous parts that they

0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 1>could have picked, you know what I mean. So it

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>was safer in that sense, but it wasn't by any

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 1>means nice. Wasn't like it was south Central Central Shade,

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 1>but it's still a hood. I had to drive to

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the South Central recently to get weed after midnight because

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 1>the story is closed and I was on my period

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:11.759
<v Speaker 1>so I really needed and I was I'm on my

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 1>way there. I'm telling a friend in l A where

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:15.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm going. She's like, bitch, ain't gonna kill you. Oh,

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>you had a tesla role like with them, and she

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 1>was likely Central. Do you I mean where in l

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:24.719
<v Speaker 1>A do you live in? Okay, you're shut up. I

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>lived in South Central. I still have an apartment there,

0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 1>but my lease is up next month, so I'm not

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:31.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna resign. But wait, so I ain't gonna hold you.

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Would you fucking nigga in a U haul? If I

0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:38.319
<v Speaker 1>already fun? If I'm like if he's fine as hell?

0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:41.600
<v Speaker 1>So I don't do anonymous sex. But I know that's

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 1>some gay ship, no shape. Gay people do it all time,

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>but but mainly because of safety being on the d

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>L whatever like ship happens, right, But um sex is

0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:54.840
<v Speaker 1>more dangerous for women anyway, right, Okay, there's a few scenarios.

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Let's say I'm already sucking you and we're in the

0:42:56.600 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 1>U haul. Yes, let's say helping you move, helping to

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:02.479
<v Speaker 1>move whatever I'd give, I would sucking a U haul

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 1>like it wasn't that bad, That wasn't it. Did they

0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:09.319
<v Speaker 1>get hot? Because I was going to be a lot

0:43:09.360 --> 0:43:12.719
<v Speaker 1>of all the way it was like a crack, So

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 1>then people could have walked by and her jawn moaning

0:43:14.960 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>and in theory, yes, but it's two am in the

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 1>hood and y'all kept a U haul cracked because the

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 1>other options suffocating. But it would be hot as if

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>you didn't keep it crack, So you had to have

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 1>air in the motherfucker I recently had to do. I

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:34.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know if anyone's ever heard. I believe it's called

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a d R where you were mouthing over um. It's

0:43:38.480 --> 0:43:40.800
<v Speaker 1>like for animation, right, or like when people make a

0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:43.240
<v Speaker 1>mistake in a movie you have to like redo the scene.

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:46.959
<v Speaker 1>And a d R booth is so fucking hot. Oh yeah,

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:51.160
<v Speaker 1>and I was there with this girl that she kind

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.240
<v Speaker 1>of as an actress whatever, But anyway, we had already

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of sucked around a little bit. I will never forget.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:58.280
<v Speaker 1>It was so fucking hot in there, and the engineer

0:43:58.320 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>had to leave. She's like, let's sucking here, and I'm like,

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 1>bitch and die, like it's already a box that she

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, people do it all the time, and I'm like,

0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:06.800
<v Speaker 1>you can sucking Florida, you can find I don't know.

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. I don't like public sex. I don't like.

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I've done it a lot. I've had sex with wild places.

0:44:11.920 --> 0:44:14.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't do it, but I just don't care for

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>a bead Like I've had sex that construction site with

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.080
<v Speaker 1>a construction worker who was on the site, which was

0:44:20.239 --> 0:44:23.560
<v Speaker 1>wildly hot about a time. What, yeah, I was at

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a construct Was this another drop pin? Yeah? This was

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:31.880
<v Speaker 1>during the day. Though. Would you rather do your in

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>calls or alcohols? I prefer to host. I mean, now

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 1>that I have my own place, I prefer people to

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:38.319
<v Speaker 1>come over. I don't mind going to other people. When

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 1>you had roommates, though, did you not want to host?

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I would sometimes if the dude was really hot, but

0:44:42.520 --> 0:44:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather not deal with it. What's your remmate game? No,

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I've never lived with gay people. I've always lived for

0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 1>straight so I'd rather not deal. I'd rather go to

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 1>their place. But now that our our own place, I'm

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 1>all about invite people. I don't Here's the thing, I

0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:56.720
<v Speaker 1>don't mind. Sex in public obviously makes you feel safer

0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:59.200
<v Speaker 1>having a stranger come to you. Are you going to

0:44:59.400 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 1>someone's place. You're saying hosting. I guess hosting because I can,

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:06.720
<v Speaker 1>because I want to know what's for me. I mean, honestly,

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel safe regardless, even though I probably shouldn't, but

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I feel safe regardless because it's like, what dudes, Okay,

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I just I've never felt like even when I was

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:16.920
<v Speaker 1>working in the U haul, because you feel like you

0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:18.800
<v Speaker 1>could be there. I was scared. I'm like, oh shoot,

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:20.320
<v Speaker 1>we might get carved, but I was never scared that

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:21.880
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna murder me and time me up in the

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 1>which was a percent of possibility. But I was just like,

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:26.840
<v Speaker 1>we think without digs, it's a good way to go.

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:29.399
<v Speaker 1>It's so that you were afraid of dudes, and here

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 1>we are living in fear every day because because that's

0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:35.360
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying for y'all, not to be afraid of dudes,

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:38.320
<v Speaker 1>knowing what dudes are capable of. Still right, But I

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>think like he's saying, because weird dudes he feels stronger, right,

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 1>we feel a little more defenseless in theory. That's how.

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:47.319
<v Speaker 1>That's how. That's like, I've just never been I've never been.

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Not that I'm not scared of dudes, like I've never

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I've had wild, crazy sex, but I've never been, like,

0:45:53.440 --> 0:45:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I've never been in danger. And you know what, I

0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 1>guess we could have quate this when I'll be feeling safer,

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:02.360
<v Speaker 1>But you're not a hood bitch. But I'm saying like

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:06.520
<v Speaker 1>they're like safer by the hood they did you not

0:46:06.640 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 1>see the TikTok of the nigga he was in the

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking he was in the hospital room and it was

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:15.239
<v Speaker 1>like the word was y'all thought y'all got me, but

0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 1>y'all shot her instead, and it's his girlfriend in the

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:22.120
<v Speaker 1>bed and he's like, y'all ain't get me, bitch. Yes,

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 1>And I would like to say that as soon as

0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I woke up, it's soon that's gonna It's like that's

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:33.040
<v Speaker 1>moved by the way I know we're gonna interview. I

0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 1>feel it him. I don't really love niggas. I don't

0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 1>think I've ever nigga ever, no trade, Damn. I don't

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>like that man. I don't like that energy, the hood energy,

0:46:45.360 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess Florida. I don't. Yeah, I don't like it,

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 1>but I got one now and it's I'll literally be like, bro,

0:46:51.960 --> 0:46:57.120
<v Speaker 1>chill with your little attitude. Bro like yeah, but I've

0:46:57.120 --> 0:47:00.680
<v Speaker 1>never like hood dude. I don't know what it is

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 1>about hood ship, but I could only equate it to

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 1>like club experiences, right like when I was growing up,

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Like my first club, I would get into like you're

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna get in the hood spot because the I d ship, right,

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I think I probably it's almost like you go for

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 1>what you know, like I don't know. And every time

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I break up with a nigga. For example, my ex,

0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:19.800
<v Speaker 1>the one who was bald, who I can't even like

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:24.160
<v Speaker 1>look at it anymore. Right, um, he was super tidy,

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:26.800
<v Speaker 1>tech finance type of guy. Right, so he wasn't he

0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.279
<v Speaker 1>was black dude. He went the hood nigga. He was

0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:30.279
<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn, but he went the hood nig What I

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:34.000
<v Speaker 1>go for dres gold teeth hood as nigga nigga who

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:38.080
<v Speaker 1>told me he made music. But see, I think told

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I think you're attractive, but I've never I wouldn't. I've

0:47:41.000 --> 0:47:43.160
<v Speaker 1>never been with one, nor do I want. There's just

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:45.000
<v Speaker 1>it's something about him. It's like they take you into

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:47.160
<v Speaker 1>their arms and make you feel like what that means,

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Like every time I'm feling that the niked from p

0:47:52.480 --> 0:48:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Valley he is so fine, he looked good. Have you

0:48:03.440 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 1>ever dated a transman? Like? Has that ever come across

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:09.080
<v Speaker 1>your radar? I mean, like, have they hit on you?

0:48:10.200 --> 0:48:12.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so that's my knowledge. I don't. Here's

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:15.120
<v Speaker 1>what I think about trans men. So it's so transmit

0:48:15.200 --> 0:48:18.480
<v Speaker 1>or who are like extremely hot and no no ship

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:21.439
<v Speaker 1>to them. But I'm a big fan of Dick. Yeah,

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:28.759
<v Speaker 1>my knowledge trans in that same aspect I'm not interested

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 1>in I'm not so I'm so I'm only interested in

0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:36.400
<v Speaker 1>men like trans man. I think someone really hot, but

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get past the fact that they don't have

0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:41.840
<v Speaker 1>a Dicky my knowledge, I don't think they do, like

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 1>been having a lot harder in terms of sex because

0:48:46.080 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I think so too. It's so much easier to get

0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:51.760
<v Speaker 1>bottom surgery, it is, and it's just like I totally

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 1>get that. So for me, I couldn't get past it.

0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 1>And then as far as like trans women, I've never

0:48:56.360 --> 0:49:00.359
<v Speaker 1>been sexually attracted to women, So trans women, have they

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 1>have boobs, and they have the woman's figure, which I

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 1>think is beautiful, but sexually my my dick don't do anything.

0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>If both of y'all got naked right now, my dick

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:12.160
<v Speaker 1>would be like, okay, cool, like nothing happened, Like nothing

0:49:12.200 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 1>would happen, but not to you. Are anybody Beyonce walking

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 1>here naked? I'm like, oh, say it's Beyonce. We appreciate

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:19.840
<v Speaker 1>you clarifying with Beyonce, but isn't it crazy how Beyonce

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>is like our bar for anything? Like some people ask me, like,

0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 1>what's your dream guest for a podcast to be like,

0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I know we would all say Beyonce, but for me,

0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 1>it's Jesus. Like I'd be having to say it, like

0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm not Beyonce, but she is really our

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Lord and saving Jesus Christ. Okay, is there a sexual

0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 1>fetish that turns you off? I I don't like feet,

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about I don't like I don't like feet,

0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 1>but I don't care. I don't like this is I

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:51.320
<v Speaker 1>don't think this is a fetish. But I don't like

0:49:51.440 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>being called daddy. Yeah, I don't like that because sometimes dude,

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:57.840
<v Speaker 1>you'll call me that because I'm feared and like whatever,

0:49:58.600 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 1>it's a huge turn off. Like give a dude calls

0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:04.040
<v Speaker 1>me daddy, like Poppy, I don't mind because it's like

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't really mind Poppy that much because said that,

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't like. See, I don't deal with I deal

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:10.359
<v Speaker 1>with black men don't call me mommy. And I've said

0:50:10.400 --> 0:50:14.880
<v Speaker 1>don't like being called I don't mind mommy because it

0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>feels like New York ships and me. I told you that,

0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:19.040
<v Speaker 1>but I never really experienced a lot of mommy ship

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 1>like something. I've had a lot of dudes I looked

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 1>at the rocks and older dude before, like daddy, I'm

0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:32.799
<v Speaker 1>my motherfucker. It's ownership. Things called me daddy though women

0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 1>that called me daddy too. It's like a power dynamic game.

0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:38.400
<v Speaker 1>It is a power dynamic, but I just think it's weird.

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 1>So I've never been turned on by it. If it's

0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 1>someone's kink in there and it gets them off, I'd like,

0:50:43.880 --> 0:50:46.360
<v Speaker 1>it's fine, I'll let them. But it's never been anything

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 1>for me. So I wanted to bring up by guys

0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and I know we talked about a little bit because

0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I had this experience recently um in Paris that I

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:55.880
<v Speaker 1>wanted to bring up with you on the show because

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, the factor in my head that made

0:50:58.280 --> 0:51:00.279
<v Speaker 1>me not want to do it was the fact that

0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think they were by. So I went to

0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 1>the club and it was a hood asked spot. It

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 1>was wonderless. Yeah, it was the twentieth on theory small

0:51:11.040 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was some with this ship. I liked it.

0:51:12.880 --> 0:51:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Like they had security and middle gates. I was like, oh, barricades,

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I'd like it here. That's also what's at a festival.

0:51:19.280 --> 0:51:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Well it wasn't. It wasn't a festival, but it was

0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:25.359
<v Speaker 1>a spot. Okay, if if it's a if it's a club,

0:51:25.400 --> 0:51:28.880
<v Speaker 1>there's a hood club, they'd be having medalship, right. So

0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I get cornered in the club by one guy that

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 1>I know, Um, French dude, really fine, asked nigga, dark skin,

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:40.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking tall. So his boy A lot of the people

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I realized in the club if they were good English speakers,

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:47.680
<v Speaker 1>they were Haitian from Miami, just visiting family and France. Right.

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:51.160
<v Speaker 1>So he like starts dancing with me and pressing up

0:51:51.200 --> 0:51:52.640
<v Speaker 1>on me, and then his friend comes over and said

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:55.040
<v Speaker 1>who is this and he's like, oh, this is my boy,

0:51:55.120 --> 0:51:57.080
<v Speaker 1>dadda dat. So we stopped dancing. So the dude gets

0:51:57.160 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 1>on the wall and my boy was like, should dance

0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 1>with him? And I was like, oh, you're just pushing

0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:03.600
<v Speaker 1>me off. He's like, no, I'm about to dance with you.

0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Do So I was like them, which, now we're in

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:10.759
<v Speaker 1>this sandwich. I feel both their ducks and I was like,

0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:13.359
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, mind you. My friends are grabbing drinks

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:14.919
<v Speaker 1>and we I like and Gabby and I'm like, they're

0:52:14.920 --> 0:52:16.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna come back and they're gonna find me in room

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 1>mom home. Man. I was like, what am I gonna do?

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:19.520
<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna do that? Because it was hard

0:52:19.560 --> 0:52:22.239
<v Speaker 1>as but and then he says to me, now you

0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:26.359
<v Speaker 1>have a French Nigerian. You got your Haitian? Like what's

0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:27.800
<v Speaker 1>your face? I don't know what he was saying. He

0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 1>was trying to be hot, but I don't know. Then

0:52:29.160 --> 0:52:31.759
<v Speaker 1>was going on, and then I was like do they

0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:35.400
<v Speaker 1>do this all the time? To the point where one

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:38.040
<v Speaker 1>of them switched to get in front of me and

0:52:38.160 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 1>then like started touching me and saying good I look,

0:52:41.400 --> 0:52:43.279
<v Speaker 1>and the other nigga was kind of just standing there

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:45.960
<v Speaker 1>smoking and I was like, you know, nobody was like

0:52:46.000 --> 0:52:47.600
<v Speaker 1>people weren't even looking, were like on the side of

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the DJ. But I was like, it was so freaking hot.

0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:56.920
<v Speaker 1>But then one thing that happened as I said, okay,

0:52:57.280 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 1>so you guys are telling me you want me to

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 1>leave with you or something like how long does this

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:04.960
<v Speaker 1>go on? And they started laughing, and uh, I think

0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:07.200
<v Speaker 1>what kicked me out of it is like one had

0:53:07.239 --> 0:53:10.400
<v Speaker 1>implied I would almost be like servicing them, and I

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, what about you too, And they kind of

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:14.560
<v Speaker 1>looked at me like bitch wen sucking each other and

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, it turned me off. I really want

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:18.880
<v Speaker 1>to see too, Nigga's do some ship. I want to

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:21.920
<v Speaker 1>see like Shord dot com play with it making it nice.

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Thick had that experience. There's a lot of bide there

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:29.160
<v Speaker 1>who I know, I know a few. I know a

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 1>few and then they're not here. I know. I know

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 1>every time I ain't on my gay friends, I'd be like, please,

0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I just want to I just want to see. I

0:53:37.400 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 1>want to watch like one of the you Gotta Find

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 1>and you Gotta Find the by does it all show

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:45.879
<v Speaker 1>your type as a straight? Right? That's the other hard

0:53:48.440 --> 0:53:51.920
<v Speaker 1>They also got to be looking and then like I

0:53:52.040 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 1>had the opportunity one time and it got really close,

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:56.880
<v Speaker 1>but they were both tops, so it really went nowhere,

0:53:57.160 --> 0:53:58.719
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, this is not what like

0:53:59.200 --> 0:54:02.399
<v Speaker 1>you got too how long? No, I wanted to see

0:54:02.440 --> 0:54:04.440
<v Speaker 1>one of them bottom. I don't want to be with

0:54:04.520 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 1>two men, both of them. I don't need that. I

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:11.480
<v Speaker 1>don't want to like suck a dick together. Oh just

0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 1>for fun, I would like to do this. I would

0:54:14.680 --> 0:54:18.640
<v Speaker 1>know I would like to do that. That would be fun,

0:54:18.880 --> 0:54:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't need the fun. I want to watch it.

0:54:21.120 --> 0:54:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I want it's harder to I think it's harder fine

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:29.760
<v Speaker 1>because there's not because by guys are so like actual

0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 1>bye guys are rare, I think because a lot of

0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:36.319
<v Speaker 1>times one leaning the other way, we can lean another way.

0:54:36.400 --> 0:54:38.439
<v Speaker 1>Or they say that though by just to make women

0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 1>feel more comfortable. And that's and that was my thing

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:44.480
<v Speaker 1>too when the opportunity arose for the possibility of it

0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:47.879
<v Speaker 1>to happen. The other man to me, even though even

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:50.719
<v Speaker 1>though they were both tops, one was like more feminine.

0:54:51.200 --> 0:54:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't like feminine men at all. So if I'm

0:54:53.560 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna be with even two buy men, I want them

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:58.600
<v Speaker 1>to be both very masculine. She wants to go to

0:54:58.640 --> 0:55:01.359
<v Speaker 1>South Central. She's like, I would like, like the two

0:55:01.440 --> 0:55:03.640
<v Speaker 1>niggas on P Valley, like the one that got out

0:55:03.680 --> 0:55:06.680
<v Speaker 1>of jail r I P and then Uncle mart like

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:11.359
<v Speaker 1>to murder Uncle Marda whatever you called little murder murder. Yeah, yeah,

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:15.080
<v Speaker 1>those are the two like that, you know. I'm like, well,

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I think the other issue that I feel like kind

0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:21.680
<v Speaker 1>of happens with the BUYE ship is you're always terrified

0:55:21.719 --> 0:55:23.399
<v Speaker 1>of like there's a sex in the City moment where

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Samantha Fox these two dudes or is about too and

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:27.359
<v Speaker 1>they changed their mind and they're like, we don't really

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:28.960
<v Speaker 1>like you, Like I'm telling you right now, if I

0:55:29.000 --> 0:55:30.480
<v Speaker 1>get in a room with two by niggers they don't

0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:32.440
<v Speaker 1>want to suck each other's dick, I'm like, well, what

0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the hell do They're unlikely to happen, because then they

0:55:36.640 --> 0:55:38.840
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have brought you in the room, Like if they

0:55:38.840 --> 0:55:40.320
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to do ship with you, they would have

0:55:40.400 --> 0:55:43.080
<v Speaker 1>just ditched you and suck the sucks dick and did

0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:45.160
<v Speaker 1>their own dick shit without. So here's what my planing is.

0:55:45.840 --> 0:55:48.200
<v Speaker 1>So I follow both them, right, So I'm thinking about

0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:51.800
<v Speaker 1>figuring out which one would be more leaning, right, and

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:54.279
<v Speaker 1>even if they weren't sucking dick and if they would

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:57.399
<v Speaker 1>get there, you don't get you. Have you talked about

0:55:57.400 --> 0:55:59.600
<v Speaker 1>this like, I'm sure you have got big following you

0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 1>because some big and fans by Guy Bye. Hey guys. So,

0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:13.920
<v Speaker 1>if you're watching this episode and you're interested services goodness

0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:16.960
<v Speaker 1>an area, would you fly them out? No? No, they

0:56:17.000 --> 0:56:19.920
<v Speaker 1>have to find themselves too. I only do there for women. Sorry. Okay,

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:22.520
<v Speaker 1>so you do have to fly yourself up. But do

0:56:22.600 --> 0:56:25.560
<v Speaker 1>you have a man that would suck there? Like, do

0:56:25.600 --> 0:56:28.359
<v Speaker 1>you have another by man option? Okay? So the reason

0:56:28.400 --> 0:56:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I said I feel like I could get it to

0:56:29.640 --> 0:56:32.359
<v Speaker 1>pop with these two or one of them, is because

0:56:32.360 --> 0:56:34.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably gonna go back to Paris for fashion week,

0:56:34.239 --> 0:56:35.680
<v Speaker 1>and if I do, all the game nigg is gonna

0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:42.200
<v Speaker 1>be there for one wait whitch fashion week September September September,

0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. But you don't want a gay guy.

0:56:44.239 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 1>You need another bye guy, not a game. No, but

0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:48.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying like a lot of euro dudes are by,

0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:52.439
<v Speaker 1>but all the fashion niggas probably be buying open Europeans listenings. Yeah,

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:58.400
<v Speaker 1>you're you're more open sexual culture. They're more shame in

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:01.759
<v Speaker 1>such reality over. So they come out and say it

0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:05.920
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be in Pali, might as well dig with

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:07.319
<v Speaker 1>me and don't worry. We ain't got to go back

0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:09.359
<v Speaker 1>to the club. We'll meet you at tell who house

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 1>or something that sounds fun. House is the greatest three

0:57:12.520 --> 0:57:14.480
<v Speaker 1>somewhere where to start pop in the d M. She

0:57:14.640 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 1>is soliciting your mouth and oh, isn't I doing it illegally?

0:57:18.120 --> 0:57:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Emily heron bitch last name. Yeah, what I have a

0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:25.400
<v Speaker 1>question because I did a whole sketch about this. I'll

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:29.040
<v Speaker 1>send you guys the sketch later. Do do you guys

0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:32.320
<v Speaker 1>get bad dick picks? Because okay, so this is what happened.

0:57:32.320 --> 0:57:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was over the pandemicited bad quality ash. Yeah,

0:57:38.040 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 1>because over the pandemic I got. I made I made

0:57:41.760 --> 0:57:43.560
<v Speaker 1>a video that went kind of viral, had like trying

0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:47.440
<v Speaker 1>to find views or whatever, and which is viral for me?

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Um like the media, I'm trying to get better at it.

0:57:55.880 --> 0:58:00.560
<v Speaker 1>But listening I'm on TV doing five it's it's that

0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:03.080
<v Speaker 1>it was called it was called hitch dicks. So the

0:58:03.160 --> 0:58:06.200
<v Speaker 1>whole it's because I was teaching straight dude how to

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:09.960
<v Speaker 1>take dick picks. Because I posted on on on I

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.600
<v Speaker 1>posted on Facebook that I was getting a lot. I

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:16.160
<v Speaker 1>was talking about girl dassy, really really dope chick from Atlanta,

0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:18.280
<v Speaker 1>and she was saying that she's she was in a

0:58:18.640 --> 0:58:21.040
<v Speaker 1>relationship with this guy and she's like, we can't meet

0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:22.960
<v Speaker 1>up because of the pandemic, and she's there. He's like,

0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I hated because men send terrible dick picks. And I'm like,

0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:28.200
<v Speaker 1>oh no, bitch, that's straight, man, because I've been getting

0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:34.200
<v Speaker 1>dickiever and these motherfucker's a fire. This dude's dick is huge, okay.

0:58:35.240 --> 0:58:38.040
<v Speaker 1>And when I say it's huge, sometimes it's too big

0:58:38.080 --> 0:58:40.000
<v Speaker 1>to go inside of me. Fucking once in a blue

0:58:40.760 --> 0:58:47.920
<v Speaker 1>very sporadically, and I was in Atlanta. He was in

0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Atlanta at the same time. So he sends me a

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:53.240
<v Speaker 1>picture of his dick in his hotel room and I just, now,

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:54.920
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong, I wanted to go and get it,

0:58:55.360 --> 0:58:57.840
<v Speaker 1>but I said to myself, why would I want this?

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:03.600
<v Speaker 1>That's that it's more than and it's a weiry, big

0:59:03.840 --> 0:59:09.680
<v Speaker 1>dayles bad. Do you see his terribleized room? I said,

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I hate I hate it. I started a whole thing,

0:59:15.440 --> 0:59:17.560
<v Speaker 1>the hitstick. I gave up my phone number and I

0:59:17.640 --> 0:59:23.600
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of texts that's my phone about people

0:59:23.640 --> 0:59:25.560
<v Speaker 1>sending me dick picks and fix and fixing them, Like

0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I got text with people who said who's straight? People

0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:29.600
<v Speaker 1>are like, yo, why my yol? This is terrible? And

0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I gave him all the tips. Do you do you

0:59:31.120 --> 0:59:32.640
<v Speaker 1>ask them? Do you get paid for that? Because we

0:59:32.720 --> 0:59:35.320
<v Speaker 1>have miss be Nasty on and she literally said that's

0:59:35.720 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 1>my dick, but yeah, but he's giving it. I told him,

0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:41.600
<v Speaker 1>give him, give him my bed moore after. Did they

0:59:41.640 --> 0:59:42.960
<v Speaker 1>want to tip me? They can't, but it's not I

0:59:43.000 --> 0:59:44.800
<v Speaker 1>don't care. But also I think being Nasty doesn't care

0:59:44.840 --> 0:59:46.720
<v Speaker 1>to see them. I think you want them. You want

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:52.320
<v Speaker 1>to see too, because because then women get better. You

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:54.080
<v Speaker 1>want to help fix something. That's true. Bro. So I

0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:57.120
<v Speaker 1>get over to his hotel room right and he was

0:59:57.160 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 1>like asking me if I was gonna be able to

0:59:58.320 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 1>take it. I was like, I could take the dick

0:59:59.760 --> 1:00:01.720
<v Speaker 1>and pick you sent me. And he didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying. And I didn't necessarily shame it too

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<v Speaker 1>much because I still wanted it, but I was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>if you take it so big, like do girls get

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<v Speaker 1>surprised when you like pull it out and you send

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<v Speaker 1>him picks and he was like, oh, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>sending that in the moment, like I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>cherk off and like I put lotion on it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you didn't put enough. It was giving app

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<v Speaker 1>It was so you should have dick picks in stock.

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<v Speaker 1>If you no no, no one, it's cool to same one.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I thought on the moment, I think you should

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<v Speaker 1>send money in the moment, but I think if it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good one that you should send an old

1:00:31.520 --> 1:00:33.920
<v Speaker 1>one that's a good one. Well, so I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get we ended up bad. One week later, he

1:00:36.640 --> 1:00:38.000
<v Speaker 1>comes to me and this is how I know. Another

1:00:38.000 --> 1:00:40.280
<v Speaker 1>bit said something We faced time and he's laughing. He

1:00:40.360 --> 1:00:42.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, I can't believe you at a nerd to

1:00:43.120 --> 1:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>get in your uber black because that's what I requested.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, come get my dick and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>and't look big enough in a picture when you can't

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<v Speaker 1>even take it. So we laugh about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm telling you you couldn't take I can't,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's fun to try. What is it like tenne uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bigger than ten. But the issue is

1:00:59.840 --> 1:01:03.600
<v Speaker 1>the occurred so like when he gets super hard even

1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:05.840
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of being inside of me. I can't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. That's when I liked pictures like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>would pull one out, but it's my phone's over there,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've got it's right, that's right there. Okay, let

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<v Speaker 1>me do this, let me live my life. You can well,

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<v Speaker 1>they say the picture quality is good. You don't like andrewids,

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<v Speaker 1>He's take it. I can get for a dick pick.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, what's up? What? Okay, y'all s my damn phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So this dude, this dude sent me a dig pick

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't saved. And it was two. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so big. I was like, oh, oh no, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>sucking me, Like, I don't know if you thought that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to let me see if I can find it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love abnormally big dicks. I just think I like

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of them. But when it's fun to look at. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I've seen whoa wow, yeah he was, I mean, why,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is why I used to like skinny niggas anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, yeah it was. It was like, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good dick pick. That's a really good dick pick. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like if he sucked you. You would

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<v Speaker 1>have literally had a colonoscopy. That's the clip that to

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<v Speaker 1>clean you out. That's a big old dick. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, someone I know had it tilted um uterus

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<v Speaker 1>never ever told this story. Horrible when the dude sucker,

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<v Speaker 1>he tilted a uterus to like see, I feel kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sorry for people who I feel sorry people who

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<v Speaker 1>have Michael dicks, But I also feel a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for people who are like that, because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>who's take to do the last big, big dick I

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<v Speaker 1>was sucking. I think it was hospital dick. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well it wasn't her uterus, but he had never had

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<v Speaker 1>any tho sex. Yeah no, I mean I've showed a

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<v Speaker 1>story about like one athlete who was currently He was

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<v Speaker 1>injured at the time, so I would have had to

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<v Speaker 1>ride his dick and it was so big. We got

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<v Speaker 1>away with just us like I just sucked it and

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<v Speaker 1>he came from the head. But I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>how he came because I could only put the tip

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<v Speaker 1>in my mouth. I felt so insufficient. Can you tell

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<v Speaker 1>us up? I don't know what they're gonna tell who

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I don't know anything about we want to

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know if we can test b D

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you talking about other one? I want to

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who Yeah, y'all get a lot of celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>d ms, don't you usually? I mean, I've been sucking

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<v Speaker 1>slept since I was in high school, not sucking the

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<v Speaker 1>red fires line. I'm superstars as I was nineteen, Well

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<v Speaker 1>that was eight year I was. I was getting your dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was getting fluid out in in my

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<v Speaker 1>senior year high school. I wish they were flying gay

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<v Speaker 1>niggers out. Well they are not. Maybe if I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like only talk every time, I just clicked on my

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<v Speaker 1>phone to read the homemail every time Netflix wants to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me something I just killed. My dad's up the

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend who didn't exist? Like, why is it always something

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<v Speaker 1>I don't? Just stop anyway, I'm not going to read

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<v Speaker 1>the lengthy one, but just a tail before we get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. The hotel is my husband wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>try and m m F three some since we've only

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<v Speaker 1>been with women before, and I was down, and we

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<v Speaker 1>decided upon his friend who's not bad looking and a

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<v Speaker 1>millionaire by a millionaire. If you already got the I

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<v Speaker 1>would see that would suck me up. But my husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't the million actually given? You chose the wrong front.

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<v Speaker 1>The sex was good, with only a few awkward moments.

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<v Speaker 1>It was super late and I was ready for bed.

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<v Speaker 1>The friends started drinking and things went downhill from there.

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<v Speaker 1>The man came upstairs to my bedroom all night and

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, trying to fund me without my husband,

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<v Speaker 1>who was asleep on the couch. He kept me up

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<v Speaker 1>all night. I'm not actually running around the bed. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate that game. I should have picked him out, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want him driving drum but I knew gett

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<v Speaker 1>an uber would turn into a nightmare. So at some

1:04:38.560 --> 1:04:40.480
<v Speaker 1>point he went downstairs, threw up on my floor in

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<v Speaker 1>three different rooms. He somehow got wax from my wax

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<v Speaker 1>warmer all over the kitchen, and then passed out on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch while my husband and I cleaned up everything.

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<v Speaker 1>He woke up at noon and tried to blame me

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<v Speaker 1>for the mess when I confronted him. And now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going back to women from your twenty nine white fan

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<v Speaker 1>from Detroit. Oh damn, you've been picking all the white people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh don't do that. I'm just saying, Emily, are you listening. No,

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<v Speaker 1>She tweeted this. Wait, so what did Are we supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to give her advice? No, it's just it was the tail.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just about to laugh at her. They leave bits.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my advice. I don't know all can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine you think about to get it in and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like she said something was good though besides like the

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<v Speaker 1>awkward parts. No, they never got to it. He got

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<v Speaker 1>too funked up. Everybody passed out. See. And also that

1:05:23.480 --> 1:05:25.040
<v Speaker 1>is one thing that where you can actually give some

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<v Speaker 1>advice from. Sometimes y'all get so nervous to do ship

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<v Speaker 1>that you want to do that you get so wasted.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know that's a lot of like sex club.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never drunk in my life. Yea, my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so crazy. I was just having a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with how much energy non drinkers be having, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fucking get it. You don't ego with he's a

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<v Speaker 1>comedian ego with No. I know a lot of comedians,

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<v Speaker 1>me and him. He's never drinking either. I know our

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<v Speaker 1>COAJ doesn't drink. Who's the other no person? I know

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<v Speaker 1>that Mouse Jones on Frantendic Loud from the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 1>He's never drunk either. Bro. Maybe it comes from not

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<v Speaker 1>being held down, like I just never I'm very much stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say stuff, but I know what I like

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<v Speaker 1>and what I don't like, Like I've never been a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna attract to him. I never I saw how

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<v Speaker 1>negatively drinking affected my childhood, like my biological parents or

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<v Speaker 1>wild so like I'm never gonna do. They say that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't didn't drink. I guess I have that

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<v Speaker 1>experience with cigarettes, Like I've never smoked a cigarette a

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<v Speaker 1>day in my life, and I think that maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>did a really good job with like the day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well no, because I've done drugs and I love alcohol,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've never smoked a cigarette a day of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you done? Even because like both my parents smoked

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<v Speaker 1>back a day and I used to hate, like the

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<v Speaker 1>smell I used to make me cough. I hate its cigarette.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even mind whatever I tell people I've never

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<v Speaker 1>drink smoke there like, oh, how are you have fun?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are you gonna have? I just have fun?

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<v Speaker 1>But also I'm around it all the time and I

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<v Speaker 1>have nothing against I've been to product with people are

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<v Speaker 1>doing cocaine and doing all this stuff. Hey, it doesn't

1:06:53.280 --> 1:06:55.280
<v Speaker 1>hinder dating life. Sometimes when you can't have a cocktail

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody, For some people, it hit does it on

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<v Speaker 1>their end. For me, I don't care, but then a

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<v Speaker 1>field back, but like, why don't I if you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna drink, I'm not going to drink, Like, well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not. I actually snapped out of doing that

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<v Speaker 1>because I realized how annoying it was. Shout up to

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<v Speaker 1>my home girl. Actually not that Emily, but one of

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<v Speaker 1>my good friends in l A that I always go

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<v Speaker 1>out with doesn't drink, and people will always like ask me,

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<v Speaker 1>like oh, because we'd be going to tables popping like

1:07:19.760 --> 1:07:21.480
<v Speaker 1>bottles and niggas, and I'll get a table for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes she won't drink. I'll be like, oh, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want pillo greeno? And people will like think she's like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be stuck up or something, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I never actually kind of feel bad for her. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I never pressure, but I to be honest to make

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<v Speaker 1>her feel comfortable. I get as most little as lit

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<v Speaker 1>as I can. You should because I'm I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hinder your fun because I'm gonna have fun regardless.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can tell it bothers her when I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>that fun, I'm gonna have fun. But also like there's

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<v Speaker 1>like zero percent alcohol beer now, like they have a

1:07:47.320 --> 1:07:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Heineken zero, but then's the comfortable sails. But there's people

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<v Speaker 1>like I know a lot of drinkers that when they

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<v Speaker 1>go out, just to feel like, you know, to not

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<v Speaker 1>feel out of place, they'll just do a mock tail

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<v Speaker 1>or zero like many I'll get, I'll get a Shirley

1:08:03.120 --> 1:08:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Temple or some sprite or something like that. If I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But I also don't care if everyone else is drinking

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<v Speaker 1>and they see it, I'm not drinking. If that bugs them,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a you problem, because I'm fine. I chose to

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<v Speaker 1>be at this barrow over the I'm still lit and

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<v Speaker 1>not born. I will say, though, tell me if y'all

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<v Speaker 1>do this, even you, it's done a non drinker. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>people people that don't drink, I'd be like, wow, how

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<v Speaker 1>were they before? You thinking that all the time? Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean when someone tells me they don't drink,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't think that because I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you why I don't drink. So I always assume that

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<v Speaker 1>there's people who have similar reasons. A lot of times

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<v Speaker 1>I tell people I don't drink. They do go They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you an alcoholic and you crash the car and killed

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<v Speaker 1>seven people. I'm like, oh, baby, no, I've just never

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<v Speaker 1>done it. Like yeah, usually sometimes it blows the mind,

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<v Speaker 1>but other people are like, oh, okay, cool, Well I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what to be able to have gotten in

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<v Speaker 1>that you haul sober, sober being at home. I'm just

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