Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions? All right,
Speaker 1: we can't know who's gonna start to show. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: it's just like a threesome, right, you know who's gonna
Speaker 1: go first? I mean, well, I always hate the lead.
Speaker 1: So hey, guys, welcome to another episode of horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy b a k A fo cor
Speaker 1: punks ak that bitch a k pet Sealion ak A
Speaker 1: Mandy Baskins a k A. I can't funk nobody right now.
Speaker 1: And it's something, well, do you know how big of
Speaker 1: a hater freaking on Flow is? I literally hit this
Speaker 1: nigga jazz bitch on Flow a ship. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you before y'all introduce yourself how much of a hate
Speaker 1: she is Because I textas nigga. I was like, I
Speaker 1: need you to come fuck this pussy, and I spelled
Speaker 1: come like see you am. I was really I said,
Speaker 1: come tear this pussy up. Do you know after I
Speaker 1: said that, neig in the more fucking text went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and white blood, so I had to text
Speaker 1: on my back never mind enjoy your trip, he would, damn.
Speaker 1: So he brought me back all nasty like, damn, because
Speaker 1: I ain't responding. Fifteen minutes you canceled. I said, sorry,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you I wanted to be nasty
Speaker 1: with you, and then I just wiped blood, so I
Speaker 1: had to renew that. And I said, well, when it's done,
Speaker 1: my name is Wheezy. And I would have pretended this
Speaker 1: ship never had I was like, what what came to town?
Speaker 1: You know? I was knocking the motherfuckering getting no blood
Speaker 1: on my sheet, Babe, it's just because it's big, you
Speaker 1: knocked it on. I'm so glad I ain't tried. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad. I'm giving the giggle. I don't have a
Speaker 1: monthly thing. I just get want y'all. As we had diarrhea,
Speaker 1: I'm birthatile. I can top Oh is this is a
Speaker 1: chem woods we got in the building. It's a comedian
Speaker 1: that I talked from a really funny clip of him
Speaker 1: in the studio saying where are we at? Are they
Speaker 1: shooting'm pornt here? What's going on? I'm like, and I
Speaker 1: got mad, and I was like, oh he got of funny.
Speaker 1: So glad we follow each other. I'm glad you're finally home.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm able to be here. Um. First of all,
Speaker 1: unrelated note, you just went to Italy. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no about Europe. No, motherfucking boy, I want to go
Speaker 1: on My goal is to go. I want to I
Speaker 1: love Italian, dude, so I want to go to Italy
Speaker 1: and Talian do. One of my questions for later in
Speaker 1: the horrible decision was do you fu interracially? Yes? Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you? I'm black, but I'm now adopted, so
Speaker 1: I'm mixed. I don't know what I'm mixed with. But
Speaker 1: I was raised by a black woman, so I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm black. You never spend a tune. I don't care. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean you look black? Yeah, I mean my name
Speaker 1: is a king. That's an African name. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: is everybody I'm coming to America? Probably? But yeah, mixed
Speaker 1: with some stuff, but I don't care enough to look
Speaker 1: into it. I'm still gonna be treated black, so it
Speaker 1: don't really matter if I'm like no, but wait a second,
Speaker 1: I'm hold English, and I started picturing of my biological
Speaker 1: parents and my mom. My biological mom was really really light,
Speaker 1: and then my biological dad was like as dark as
Speaker 1: his microphone, which is a pretty dark microphone. For that,
Speaker 1: tell us about your comedian, but also Paul is Sam
Speaker 1: j Yeah you right on there you a guest on there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was again Sam James dope fuc She asked me.
Speaker 1: We have to sell, She asked me if I if
Speaker 1: I come on to a show. It was amazing and
Speaker 1: uh and then I just did Late Night at late
Speaker 1: Night with James Gordon? Can you tell it to talk?
Speaker 1: Why did everybody know James Gordon? Why does everyone know him?
Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, what does he know for hard karaoke? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly know for saying with white women in cars. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to help people understand who he was the
Speaker 1: famous Um what I fucking suck with white people. I'm
Speaker 1: literally thinking Gordon Ramsey and I'm just like like where,
Speaker 1: I'm like which, and so are you all as well? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I wish I was in God's kind of fine. Gordon,
Speaker 1: me too. It's the act. I've never sucked the white
Speaker 1: man in my life. Really, would you wait? Would you
Speaker 1: go to be the first one? But the white man
Speaker 1: that I was white? Jason Momo is not white. He
Speaker 1: is Pacific Islander. That man is not white. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I SMO and death Captain America. No, the white
Speaker 1: man actually really get this pussy and one of them
Speaker 1: actually just came off the list because of the charges
Speaker 1: in trial. What oh Johnny Depp could have gotten it
Speaker 1: with the dregs, but now he can't get it because
Speaker 1: he a little he's a little abusy. He's not as
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. He's giving. So the white man that could
Speaker 1: get this coach would be Jake. But yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 1: even watch his legs like he's not even giving. Like
Speaker 1: he literally said that. Yeah, no, he literally said he
Speaker 1: should be tagged Jake in this and see if he
Speaker 1: and I who cares when they're married. I'm all about
Speaker 1: breaking up straight love. I'm all about it. Are we
Speaker 1: sitting with videogames? Do you go out of your weight?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm single and this is my opinion. I don't
Speaker 1: know if people agree with me. If you're single, you
Speaker 1: can't cheat because you're single. Other people are cheating. I agree.
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating unless I'm sucking someone's husband purposely. Like
Speaker 1: let's say you have a man, I've done it purposely.
Speaker 1: I have it. She's not not with anyone that I know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a Christmas match you if I know them.
Speaker 1: If I don't know them, I don't care. Tell you
Speaker 1: what I mean. Why you said I'm never sucking someone's
Speaker 1: husband purposely When you said that, it sounded like you
Speaker 1: meant if I know you're married, I won't. I'll thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't tell you if I know the wife. If
Speaker 1: I know, if I know, you know the partner, exactly,
Speaker 1: like if you have a husband. And let's say that
Speaker 1: nigg is on grinding, he messaged me, I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: you a screenshot like, Yo, your niggas out here? What's no? No?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Are you telling the n Yes,
Speaker 1: if I know the wife to the wife, if we're friends.
Speaker 1: If I know the wife and I don't like that, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking your husband. Okay. We had never met before today,
Speaker 1: right exactly, We had done some damn and oh we
Speaker 1: should hang in l A. We gotta come on horr
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Would you tell me if you saw
Speaker 1: me posted the nigga. Depends how find the nigga was, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, we don't know each other, so depends
Speaker 1: on how fine the nigga was. If he was just
Speaker 1: an average I'd like, I'll let me go ahead and
Speaker 1: tell her that. Man, I don't want to if he's
Speaker 1: like he's like if he's like Chris Brown looking, because
Speaker 1: I'm Chris Brown looking. So that's your type. That's not
Speaker 1: my My type varies, but I would Chris Brown of course. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's abusing too, but he can get the coop. Do
Speaker 1: you guys have like seasons like sometimes like you're in
Speaker 1: the mood from like like Indian dudes, are you in
Speaker 1: the mood? I'm not in a bald season right now, cousins, um,
Speaker 1: right now, it's trauma. It is you don't even want
Speaker 1: to nigger that's ball head, but not fine bald niggers.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I'll be all right, like sorry,
Speaker 1: my ex is a fucking liar and all I can
Speaker 1: see is him. I ain't gonna hold it back on please.
Speaker 1: It really like being but I don't mind. Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's given my ex to No, that's what you got
Speaker 1: a good Very few people have good bald heads, though
Speaker 1: we know them all. Charlemagne's got a good ball head.
Speaker 1: Joe Budden has a good ballad like certain people have
Speaker 1: good bald because something. I don't think that book like
Speaker 1: they got cancer, you are not. It's like cad. They
Speaker 1: look like they got cancer and not like the like
Speaker 1: the kind that you you almost done. That's how they looked.
Speaker 1: They looked like you're all the way out and no,
Speaker 1: no said the cancer niggas. But I'm saying that's how
Speaker 1: they look. It looks like they just love chemo, some
Speaker 1: of them. You know, it's crazy. We all have someone
Speaker 1: in our lives. I feel like that died from cancer
Speaker 1: that we don't love and she's too funny. My friend
Speaker 1: just be cancer. So shout out to my best. She
Speaker 1: was a good ball. And what crazy is she didn't
Speaker 1: give chemo ball no. And what's crazy is when she
Speaker 1: would walk into places no one ever knew like that.
Speaker 1: She was balled, not by choice, but they thought that
Speaker 1: she was super a good because she was someone can
Speaker 1: pull it off. People be in shallow with ball. You know,
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago we were literally saying on the
Speaker 1: fucking podcast about how people are attracted. We've even the
Speaker 1: passes for a thousand percent, like hot people do hot privilege.
Speaker 1: There's some things that hot people can do that other
Speaker 1: people just can't do, Like lie that's why we say
Speaker 1: what Our next was so long. It was like, damn,
Speaker 1: why he looked so good? Like literally before me and
Speaker 1: my ex broke up, we went to dinner and I
Speaker 1: showed him how I called him lying, and I said,
Speaker 1: let me help you lie better to me. That's how
Speaker 1: fine that it was. But I don't know if I
Speaker 1: want to be fine keep doing it. Don't help you
Speaker 1: lie better to me because you don't want a real
Speaker 1: bad And I don't want to know. Do you know
Speaker 1: I really want to People really can do whatever they want.
Speaker 1: They do do whatever I want to get dick from
Speaker 1: this line, asked Nigga once. And I remember that. I
Speaker 1: literally said to myself, just get drunk so you won't
Speaker 1: want to talk to him when you get there, because
Speaker 1: if I get too in my feelings or in my
Speaker 1: right mind, he gonna talk himself out the pussy, and
Speaker 1: I don't want him to do. And I walked in
Speaker 1: the door and there they are so airing it. They
Speaker 1: feel like they have to talk. Yeah, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: I feel like they I mean, I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I feel like they do. I feel like they have.
Speaker 1: They feel like they have. They don't. They don't want
Speaker 1: to just rely on the looks because there's something. There's
Speaker 1: something about their arrogance, like charming a woman is a
Speaker 1: turn on to to straight men. So even if they
Speaker 1: can get you, just because they find they're still in
Speaker 1: their head they want to be like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: gotta cause I speak game. It's like when they finally
Speaker 1: have money, A lot of them don't talk like you
Speaker 1: still because you have money. No, that's just because like
Speaker 1: you're thinking, what athlete, I'm thinking about the fun No,
Speaker 1: it's because I don't. They just they gotta pass in
Speaker 1: life by height, embody, and yeah I don't want so
Speaker 1: they didn't really go through a lot more education. I
Speaker 1: don't walk into a room with a nigger and it
Speaker 1: didn't take much. Look, being funny has gotten me in
Speaker 1: a lot of places. Okay, he said, what being funny?
Speaker 1: Funny dude? Yeah, I wish gay men. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I thought gay men were funny. No, gave it a
Speaker 1: funny but forgotten dick from being funny. Someone fine, Like
Speaker 1: I've never gotten from fine dude who was like, well
Speaker 1: he's so funny, it's never happened. I thought that like
Speaker 1: men gave up dick and had sex way more freely
Speaker 1: and casually than straight men. They do like like even
Speaker 1: even like when Grinder first came out, a friend of
Speaker 1: mine used to refer to the people that he linked
Speaker 1: on Grinder as his pets, and he called it like
Speaker 1: he would have a petting zoo and literally they would
Speaker 1: come over finally. But I've had no problem getting dick
Speaker 1: from like because I have I have a big dig
Speaker 1: I have a nice but like, I'm doing fine in
Speaker 1: the dick department. Come on, I have no problem with
Speaker 1: hooking up with dudes. I send them nudes, they send
Speaker 1: nude back with goes on. But like, I've never gotten
Speaker 1: a dude just from being fun Like I do comedy
Speaker 1: for Living'm be doing it for like fourteen years now,
Speaker 1: I'm touring all of the country blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and no gay dude has ever come up to me.
Speaker 1: After show, I was like, oh my god, you're so funny,
Speaker 1: like a hot gay dude, like butter the pants, Like
Speaker 1: it just doesn't happen that actually I think happens, even
Speaker 1: like for me, it happens with head of relationships. And
Speaker 1: you know, when I noticed it happens, somebody sent me
Speaker 1: a cliff of brunt fires on million dollars worth of
Speaker 1: game and and said this as well. So he says,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're the hottest girl in the room.
Speaker 1: I want the girl that walks in and other women
Speaker 1: are attracted to your energy. You feel the room and energy.
Speaker 1: You're a powerful person. People want to be around you.
Speaker 1: That feels good when you're infectious like that and you've
Speaker 1: got good vibes. That's the girl I want, the one
Speaker 1: that everybody's like attracted to in that way. Not always
Speaker 1: the beauty, but your vibe. Yeah, that's how he used
Speaker 1: to get nigh. I know a lot of people sent
Speaker 1: me that clip and said this is you, and I said,
Speaker 1: are you saying it? I'm second best? Like damn, but
Speaker 1: any and then I was working with was like, I
Speaker 1: think about this all the time. Um, the night we
Speaker 1: met now the dude I was sucking lives in l A.
Speaker 1: We did meet at one of those like really sceny
Speaker 1: industry dinners. But I hate that he sent me that ship.
Speaker 1: You really made me feel like the ugly bitch. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I was, but after sayingre it was
Speaker 1: at the table, Well, I didn't to tell me this
Speaker 1: is this is me from love and hip hop basketball? Wife?
Speaker 1: Are either you heard Dre? Yeah? I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Oh No, I don't want to love hip hop. I
Speaker 1: mean I don't either, Drey. Really, it's like game news
Speaker 1: Chris Brown. She dated Chris Brown. Yeah, that's how people
Speaker 1: know her. She dated Chris Brown. No, that's not how people.
Speaker 1: That's not people know Creucci. No, bro, she dated Chris
Speaker 1: Brown before Carucci. No. Yeah, I'm not saying no to that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Drey has got her own name now.
Speaker 1: But she like got because because she was working with
Speaker 1: Land Stevenson and then she was, but she was working
Speaker 1: Chris Brown first, like publicly they were Ris Brown packing. No,
Speaker 1: I think his dick pick Lee didn't it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it did. Someone d m it to me.
Speaker 1: How can you pull it up? This is why I
Speaker 1: love work. Uh, they wouldn't look up Chris Brown didn't
Speaker 1: really because because Blee text that to Meriana late. I
Speaker 1: don't care about when. No, no, when they were dating.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's where he thought his lead Chris Brown did
Speaker 1: leaked a long time ago. Really, I don't they like him?
Speaker 1: You want to see it? I think I think it
Speaker 1: looks I think it looks thank you for trying to
Speaker 1: find it, trying to find and don't you love your job?
Speaker 1: I love my job looking up in think did I
Speaker 1: see the pictures like people like paying a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to take these sex? I love? That was so good
Speaker 1: for him. You know what it's really difficult about Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: like he does like you said, he's not abusing. He's
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp is abusy. We saw what Chris Brown did,
Speaker 1: but like abusing and he has not a He's an abuser. Yeah,
Speaker 1: abusing is like are you are you know? No? I
Speaker 1: think Johnny Depps an abuser as well. They can you
Speaker 1: read the thing? Yeah, they're both abusing. Well, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I don't know how we keep letting it go.
Speaker 1: Is it talent? Is it finest? Like it's sick? Ship?
Speaker 1: Bro oh ship? Is that is dick se Can you
Speaker 1: how can I see? Can you? I told you it
Speaker 1: is long but it's skinny? Is can you put it
Speaker 1: on the screen? And That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 1: But that being said, he has it on his only fans. Wait,
Speaker 1: Chris Christ a fan? Yes, I don't like only fans.
Speaker 1: Let's buy it on the day real Chris Brown don't
Speaker 1: even know. Goddamn only fans. There's no way Tiger has
Speaker 1: an only fans ready for that Chris Brown Dick, that's
Speaker 1: the top one is the one I saw. That bottom
Speaker 1: one ain't his? There go Chris Brown, Dick told you
Speaker 1: no it is. This is the first of all. This
Speaker 1: is the Chris Brown. That's somebody else Dick from his
Speaker 1: only cop one with his face. That's why saw the
Speaker 1: website called the Sword We like puns? Can you click
Speaker 1: on the top keen? Can we just talk about his later?
Speaker 1: You to guess? I know, I'm sorry. Look cute, that's
Speaker 1: a nice it's it's a cute dick. No got cut.
Speaker 1: You can don't bleep him, just bleep him. I don't
Speaker 1: know why he here he They're gonna be like never
Speaker 1: having bad Wait a second, you want to bleep out
Speaker 1: a comedians joke? It's just a joke. We should we
Speaker 1: be fcc in balls and talk about I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to google that later though. So here we go with
Speaker 1: the funk shi y'all only could and we had to
Speaker 1: wait a little bit for the white person to leave
Speaker 1: next though, But let's we know a lot We've been
Speaker 1: getting a lot of audiobook recordings from some company that
Speaker 1: has just been flooding to us a bunch of white people.
Speaker 1: In this bright shout out to Sophia, it's probably her
Speaker 1: bringing in the white clientele. We appreciate you pants. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Oh, here we go. Okay, sorry, okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Talking about her name is Emily, of course,
Speaker 1: and Emily decided to go on a little rant about
Speaker 1: us and said, calling out the horrible pod, calling out
Speaker 1: Wheezy for being consistently racist towards white people, but she
Speaker 1: ironically is half white. Just stop. I think full core
Speaker 1: Pumps is racist too. But I can barely listen anymore
Speaker 1: because it's just full of ship, including a lot of
Speaker 1: illegal and a listen content. She added the SCC and
Speaker 1: thinks that we should probably talk about sex work as
Speaker 1: a country in terms of the law because we apparently
Speaker 1: are um soliciting illegal and illicit content. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: not a nigga, she is a whole Karen, Hey, bitch
Speaker 1: edit FCV. Like when I understand the definition of racism,
Speaker 1: like you have to be in the position of black
Speaker 1: people are in a position of power. Oh, there's no
Speaker 1: way we could be racist. You could say prejudice. If
Speaker 1: you were using words correctly, you could say that that.
Speaker 1: I don't know where she found us, but Sophia's to
Speaker 1: record in seven minutes, and I put this all on her.
Speaker 1: Every time we have a Caucasian, guess, somebody comes in,
Speaker 1: it sweeps on apple that you had recently. Will randomly fine, Okay,
Speaker 1: we randomly throw them in, okay, and when we do,
Speaker 1: somebody coming right back and they just she got a
Speaker 1: display picture she does she has pink hair. Well, it's online,
Speaker 1: it's giving wig, it's giving part city. Can I say
Speaker 1: that's why? God too? Well? And I'm man, let's put
Speaker 1: her photo up. So the problem with typing stuff like this.
Speaker 1: She also has her LinkedIn connected and let's do some
Speaker 1: illegal ship now. Oh god, she's a political activist. Power
Speaker 1: to the people. Yes, the freelancer that's her Emily hair on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she seems like all all lives matter. She except beast
Speaker 1: freelancing on a blogger. Oh beast. That's interesting that because
Speaker 1: you might give them, You might give them like numbers
Speaker 1: they just did. Uh, they just did an article with me, um,
Speaker 1: so I'll talk to him. You would have a blog
Speaker 1: ho and an author of four books to be found
Speaker 1: on only Amazon um in a PDF form. She's a
Speaker 1: writer of you wish Ethics consolet I know, Wow, Stanford Healthcare.
Speaker 1: How can you be a freedom fighter and then police
Speaker 1: a black platform? On on on freedom, on what you
Speaker 1: can and can't say? On how to the people? Is
Speaker 1: in your LinkedIn in your LinkedIn headline, And that's her.
Speaker 1: That's a better picture without the party city white people
Speaker 1: all never got no shoes on. She looks so plain.
Speaker 1: She's mad because y'all got curves and y'all are fine.
Speaker 1: She looked like a Barbie without the bee. You may
Speaker 1: not know this because you may not be able to.
Speaker 1: I don't know withstand the niggas and bitches that we
Speaker 1: say on this show, and I do feel sorry for
Speaker 1: you in that regard. But what I will say is
Speaker 1: this show has helped women get safe abortions, leave abusive relationships,
Speaker 1: find safe havens, suicide lines. We've talked about sex trafficking.
Speaker 1: We've given resources to find what was I gonna say,
Speaker 1: um for the LGBT community, to find places to be
Speaker 1: able to talk, find mentorship, get safe sex education. I
Speaker 1: want to add that we have also partnered with flow Code,
Speaker 1: which is a nonprofit organization in Austin and now has
Speaker 1: another chapter because of our partnership with them, who provides
Speaker 1: menstrual products for under community. We've also partnered with Survived
Speaker 1: to Thrive, which helps women get back into work with
Speaker 1: resume and work close after leaving domestic violence women pasifically.
Speaker 1: Something that we love to do on this show, which
Speaker 1: is our fun favorite priority, is to give black people
Speaker 1: a place to feel at home, to feel seen, to
Speaker 1: feel like they have community, which we're trying to break
Speaker 1: up with the fcc HO and you fucking cunt, cunt,
Speaker 1: you can kiss my black ass. I don't know what else.
Speaker 1: It's a stand for it, but you've got nothing else
Speaker 1: to do. Really, this is why we need to give her.
Speaker 1: This is the type of mision need a job you
Speaker 1: and you got the goddamn nerve to. I mean, no,
Speaker 1: that's God making white people poor. It's kind of a
Speaker 1: funny job. And I will say, Emily, I will say
Speaker 1: this from um my l a home and my New
Speaker 1: York one and my studio that I'm sitting in with
Speaker 1: my black ass um and we could maybe even take
Speaker 1: it to yours when we travel there next week to
Speaker 1: record another episode of this podcast that won't be taken
Speaker 1: down by the FCC because it is already existing on
Speaker 1: my heart media, YouTube, many platforms where it's been making
Speaker 1: many people money, including us, and we would probably need
Speaker 1: to find a donation fund. Who's Emily's biggest enemy? Let's
Speaker 1: watch them thrive? Should we find look? Go through her tweet? Alright, No, well,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna post where everybody can find you. Her
Speaker 1: name is Emily E. M I L Y common spelling,
Speaker 1: is a commoner bitch that you are last name H
Speaker 1: E R O N. So do with that what you will. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's get back into sucking dick illegally? Um, have you
Speaker 1: ever killed legal dick? She said? We were doing a
Speaker 1: legal ship. Have I ever kissed a woman? Yes? Three women?
Speaker 1: I kept losing a Spin the bottle? Was this on
Speaker 1: the same night? It was all the same night. I'm
Speaker 1: so serious, I was. I'm a gold star game. I've
Speaker 1: never been romantically attracted to women at all. I've never
Speaker 1: slept with a woman. I've never done anything. High school,
Speaker 1: we will playing Spin the Bottle because we were like
Speaker 1: a junior year. Well it was only from Spin the Bottle,
Speaker 1: so it was spin about the whole time. I was
Speaker 1: trying to have a joke about it, but the whole
Speaker 1: time I was trying to kiss Stephen and it landed
Speaker 1: on three white women. So sorry, black women. I have
Speaker 1: only kissed white women. Uh, I know it land on
Speaker 1: three white womens. I kissed him and then it finally
Speaker 1: landed on Stephen. But I wasn't out of the closet
Speaker 1: at the time, so like when it landed on Stephen,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, Steven. But my head, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, Steven, this is all I wasn't your first
Speaker 1: kiss cinema. Yeah. I grew up in Florida, very conservative.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Pombay, for you know, we from
Speaker 1: Fall seven Choppa City, going and raised baby. I started
Speaker 1: comedy there in two thousand ten, graduated it on nine. Oh.
Speaker 1: I started in winter Park, Austin's Coffee and Park went
Speaker 1: to I don't go to high school in Orlando. I
Speaker 1: went to high school in Pombay, Florida, which is like
Speaker 1: an hour south of al We're glad you got We're
Speaker 1: able to get out. Not his Heaven Central Florida into
Speaker 1: explaining why y'all matching so well today? Not saying we tack. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm joking because every time I'll wear something crazy, my
Speaker 1: friends be like Florida for nothing? Did you go to
Speaker 1: did you go to college there? Like you got to something? Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I went to Valencia, which I didn't go
Speaker 1: to college, but yeah, so that was my first time.
Speaker 1: I didn't go. I dropped out, but I went, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. But I'd like to stay in a room
Speaker 1: full of Caucasians like Emily here and I didn't go.
Speaker 1: Now what, um, your celebrity crush is actually on here
Speaker 1: for me? So we figured it's Chris Brown. But if
Speaker 1: the only way to get to your celebrity crush went
Speaker 1: to be by having a woman joining what the woman?
Speaker 1: Who's the woman? Uh? Good one? We always say Rihanna? Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: but that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. I mean for me, Um,
Speaker 1: so it would be a three DA would be I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want me Rihanna and Chris That I seemed like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be a good. Well we could always put
Speaker 1: it like PreO four something like, well, I mean my
Speaker 1: other celebrity RYO subn fantasy is Ryan Reynolds. I totally
Speaker 1: we just said you oh, you would do Ryan and
Speaker 1: Rihanna all right, just the home mixed bag. That'd be fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't do ship with Rihanna, but it'd
Speaker 1: be cool for her to be there. You know what,
Speaker 1: I sucked Rihanna and her a little fine, asked prints
Speaker 1: she used to have I suck her as after she's
Speaker 1: I hope you can hear us through the vans. He'd
Speaker 1: be over there, sluptisy every time day in that day
Speaker 1: of office, I'll be walking by a slow like, wait,
Speaker 1: so have you even seen a white dick in person?
Speaker 1: Not wait, in the sex club? Oh yeah, in the
Speaker 1: sex club. Okay, so I have You're right, but even
Speaker 1: did big dick is kind of fun. It's not like
Speaker 1: I tried some some somewhere dudes are packing it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's not like I tried to look just because I
Speaker 1: knew I was from the sea. I'm just I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll say this, I haven't had sex with a white
Speaker 1: guy in so long. I had that one blip in
Speaker 1: Dallas with lover Boy, but I haven't had sex with
Speaker 1: a white guy in so long that what's starting to
Speaker 1: happen is now I can't get back in it. Like
Speaker 1: when I was in Europe, I really thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna some Italian dude or some white French dude. And
Speaker 1: you did you anyone? You know? Had a blip, a
Speaker 1: little moment in the bathroom with a girl that I
Speaker 1: almost sucked except I found that she was twenty. I
Speaker 1: would too, But I'm just not judging you. Guys just said,
Speaker 1: you know, I really threw it, really threw me off.
Speaker 1: How do you if you don't want me asking? Oh,
Speaker 1: you missed that opportunity. You know what I mean? It's
Speaker 1: twenty is not too young to are you buy? Are
Speaker 1: you by y? Yeah? She says, I'm gay. I'll get
Speaker 1: sucking licking Hello, we leave the pet of the buy girls.
Speaker 1: When I had a girlfriend, I was real gay, though
Speaker 1: I wasn't giving ship hold on. What's this big name again?
Speaker 1: Was she Italian? Okay? Here she is? Oh you missed out?
Speaker 1: She is gorgeous. You're stupid? Yeah, yeah, you're She's French.
Speaker 1: I don't think you are who you say you are.
Speaker 1: I think Sharon has talked to me. Who was that
Speaker 1: friends basically was like it's a dude to him. He
Speaker 1: was basically saying like that. He was like, this is
Speaker 1: way too predatory. He's like you no, oh he didn't
Speaker 1: some young he was just mad because she was into
Speaker 1: you and not him. You know what it was? My
Speaker 1: friends started talking to me down the list too, Oh
Speaker 1: you have you have not good friends. None of these
Speaker 1: people are your front. She's she's yeah, she's consenting, she's
Speaker 1: It's not like I don't go back, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: going back to friend. She was gorgeous. Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: have definitely. I think I think if anything in your twenties,
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. I'm seen. I'd be like, okay, girl,
Speaker 1: wait a few years, but like your thirty one, the
Speaker 1: teens forty, then I'd be like, okay, bitch, calm down,
Speaker 1: but you're you're thirty one. That's that's eleven years. That's
Speaker 1: not that big of video. She wouldn't give me and
Speaker 1: my ex for just seventeen years apart. You know what
Speaker 1: I was started thinking too. She says she's twenty. What
Speaker 1: if she's younger? Okay, well that's yeah. You should have
Speaker 1: his passport to that bitch anyway? Can you give us
Speaker 1: a sex tip? I don't want to make it about
Speaker 1: me anymore. Okay, So this is our our or dirt
Speaker 1: section of the pod. We give sex tips. So if
Speaker 1: you have any unique trick that you do or a
Speaker 1: trick that's been done on you and you want to
Speaker 1: share it with the world, this is your time to shine.
Speaker 1: King tip Yes, um a tip for people and sex.
Speaker 1: Obviously gay people because I don't have stay checks. It
Speaker 1: could be a tip for hetero if it's like something
Speaker 1: to be doing an old ball sucking. Women don't like
Speaker 1: ball sucking? Do I don't like ball? You don't speak
Speaker 1: for your demand that I actually like prefer their ball,
Speaker 1: So I guess you won't be matching with them on grinder. Yeah, balls,
Speaker 1: but it's not my way. I do to share the
Speaker 1: good balls. Second tip, so you can share something else.
Speaker 1: Share a favorite thing you'd like to do in bed,
Speaker 1: favorite thing, favorite thing. I recently I've been like really
Speaker 1: big into rimming dudes. I normally don't, but like recently
Speaker 1: I've been getting like, if if the if the ass
Speaker 1: is nice, say that too, But I don't almost clean
Speaker 1: people on my sucking thees. You don't know that you're right,
Speaker 1: but in my head I'm only saying that because someone
Speaker 1: I know I got it and I was like, how
Speaker 1: do you that this ship and he was like this,
Speaker 1: I don't know he knows. Oh well, we're about to
Speaker 1: share a blunt, you told me, but he do be
Speaker 1: just like blow. They don't know clean the booty holes? Right,
Speaker 1: So you like rimming, but do you like getting rimmed?
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. It's not my it's not my um.
Speaker 1: It's not like my favorite thing in the world. But like,
Speaker 1: if the dude wants it, I'm not gonna be like no.
Speaker 1: And then with rimming, do they have to be man
Speaker 1: escaped or will you eat a Harry boothole? I don't
Speaker 1: care if the dude I don't. I don't have I
Speaker 1: just experienced that for the first time. She just said,
Speaker 1: you have a big dick. Do you feel like you
Speaker 1: were forced into bottoming because you're a big dick? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I bought them because I have a big day, because
Speaker 1: I don't. I've dealt with because sometimes people will see
Speaker 1: my dick and and they they'll see it's big, but
Speaker 1: they won't notice how thick it it. Also, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're and they're they're and they're prepped for it,
Speaker 1: like you know stuff you would doubt. So you know
Speaker 1: what you gotta do if you're guy having eyes and
Speaker 1: then they won't prep well enough because they didn't anticipate
Speaker 1: it being that being because people think that people lie
Speaker 1: about people. What's the way? So what's the half as
Speaker 1: prep It's it's like when you when they do, but
Speaker 1: they don't douce completely, or they don't do as deeply
Speaker 1: as they need to because it goes deeper than they
Speaker 1: were expected. So all of y'all need to go apologize
Speaker 1: to Medina because the nigga could have been prepped, maybe
Speaker 1: just not fully prepped or her. I don't know who
Speaker 1: the dookey slice came from, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't prepare for the win. An episode where
Speaker 1: a home cirl of ours was talking about how she
Speaker 1: would lay in her own ship in a hotel bed
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh everything's nasty, and it went viral. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I ain't in a moment. I feel like if
Speaker 1: I didn't know her, I would have went harder at it.
Speaker 1: But I know Medina is silly and funny, but I
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't really Oh she was getting she
Speaker 1: had anal sex with a guy and and she said, actually,
Speaker 1: I'll replay the ski. There was a skid mark on
Speaker 1: I mean you know the play. She just said there
Speaker 1: was a skid marks on the bed. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: I would have took off all that stuff I media exactly.
Speaker 1: I would have all the bedding and told the people
Speaker 1: where She just yes, right exactly. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I get a baby if it's like folk clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, you drunk. I don't we talking about Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're talking about a skid Are we talking like
Speaker 1: there's like ship? She said it was a slice, No bro, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: she did sleeping on that. I mean taking off all
Speaker 1: the bedding and if I rolled over on the before
Speaker 1: I sleep. But if they didn't have been a bear.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse a bear mattress in a
Speaker 1: hotel or she with your own. The thing about the
Speaker 1: hotel was a bear batch in the hotel might be
Speaker 1: worse than a sheet with a scape mark on it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take bear mattress, bear matches overall. Ship full
Speaker 1: it don't. But also I do stay a nice ship.
Speaker 1: It don't. And if you're sucking an ass, it better
Speaker 1: be luxury. Bear hotel matchresses are cleaner because they'll comstantly
Speaker 1: putting sheets on they're not. They might be cleaner than ship.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't want to with my own ship. Yeah, tighties. Hey again,
Speaker 1: there's a whole lot more on that. But then I'll
Speaker 1: sleep on the floor, like obviously on the floor the flow. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm the couch. I'm not sweeping on the ship. You know.
Speaker 1: When I first found out, and this is actually a
Speaker 1: crazy thing because I don't know why. A lot of
Speaker 1: straight women and men probably have no idea how messy
Speaker 1: gay sexes. I was twenty two. It can be it.
Speaker 1: It's not always messy. If y'all clean, it's not. But
Speaker 1: go ahead. I was gonna say, I watch a lot
Speaker 1: of game pointed don't be messy, because you just gotta
Speaker 1: know why that is true. It don't be I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't get of course, but anybody. I realized how
Speaker 1: messy it could get. When Vinnie wanted to suck this
Speaker 1: guy at my house we were living in Orlando. Pull
Speaker 1: up a picture of video. I want to own if
Speaker 1: I Vinny doesn't know, does he not? Does he not?
Speaker 1: The top said that no, you need in my bed,
Speaker 1: and I slept on the couch and he literally had
Speaker 1: to take the sheets off my bed washed him. He's like, girl,
Speaker 1: gay sex gets messy, and I was like, I thought
Speaker 1: he was just being kind. No, I don't know that
Speaker 1: your friends, No, I don't have. Most of my friends
Speaker 1: are straight. So if he sucked any of my friends, good,
Speaker 1: most of my friends a comedian dude is always like
Speaker 1: streight straight friends. Yet nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I sucked
Speaker 1: some dudes. This happened in Denver. Actually I sued this dude.
Speaker 1: I was in Fort Collins last week. I headlining, headlining
Speaker 1: a bunch of shows, and I sucked this dude. And
Speaker 1: he here's the thing that was beat that headlining a
Speaker 1: bunch of shows. Some with times people like straight like
Speaker 1: straight dudes have to have the air quotes. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I was looking I was looking up was dude and
Speaker 1: he was like he was telling me, like we were
Speaker 1: talking on grinding. He was like, hey, this is my
Speaker 1: first time, I've never I've never been with the guy before,
Speaker 1: my first time, blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: n whatever. And then we're having sex and he's giving
Speaker 1: me a blowjob and it's the best blow a guy
Speaker 1: in so the whole time, like this nigga is a liar,
Speaker 1: like I'm just the thank you. Maybe it's hot. I don't,
Speaker 1: I mean if I mean to When I gave head
Speaker 1: for the very first time in my life, he said
Speaker 1: I was good too, and swear I did it before
Speaker 1: and I did it so sometimes you do think with
Speaker 1: a passion. But this was like the type this was like,
Speaker 1: this was like a depth head like I've been secnditions
Speaker 1: off nineteen He've never It was like going of the best. No, nigga,
Speaker 1: if this is your first time, you should be teaching
Speaker 1: a class. What made it so good? Everything the spit
Speaker 1: you show, the deep d and everything everything about it
Speaker 1: was like you can class ever, so something like you
Speaker 1: should teach the dick sucking class. Everest, get off the couch.
Speaker 1: It's like that dick like. And I was like the
Speaker 1: whole time, I was great, but I was also thinking,
Speaker 1: I can't believe he lied to me, Like why would
Speaker 1: he lie to me? Were you thinking that while you were?
Speaker 1: I was thinking the whole time that he wanted to
Speaker 1: go in easy. No, No, I didn't end up me
Speaker 1: just blew me. But the whole time I was like,
Speaker 1: this is great. You just can't be your first time.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about a time there hasn't been so great.
Speaker 1: What's one of your worst this? Okay, this is one
Speaker 1: of my It was weird, so that's why it was bad, right,
Speaker 1: he said, I had and almost three sous. Now I've
Speaker 1: had to do some before because I'm an adult, but
Speaker 1: like I've had, this isn't the almost three. So okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm a grinding. It's two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: This when I used to live in South central I
Speaker 1: lived in South central Los Angeles for four years, okay,
Speaker 1: living Daddy's in the hood. And this guy messages me
Speaker 1: on two It was like Tuesday at like two am, right,
Speaker 1: and he messaged me. He's like, hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to suck me and my husband? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday. Tuesday. So he messaged
Speaker 1: me and he so he said, it's okay because you
Speaker 1: guys know on grinding you can send your location because
Speaker 1: we're monsters. So he sent it's wild. But it's not
Speaker 1: that you don't have to exchange phone numbers exactly, you
Speaker 1: just sending send lokay. So we dropped his pen. It
Speaker 1: was like fifteen minutes away, driving in south Central. It's
Speaker 1: two am. I'm I'm horny whatever. So I drive to
Speaker 1: his house. I get to his house and a dangerous
Speaker 1: life in the gay community. Yeah, like you went to
Speaker 1: a stranger's house to him and his husband at two
Speaker 1: am without even having his number. Just me. I'm just trying,
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to. I'm like, gets worse, keep going.
Speaker 1: So I walk up to his house. I'm about to
Speaker 1: ring the doorbell and then this dude gets comes out
Speaker 1: of the shadows. He did keep going. He comes out
Speaker 1: the shadows. I'm like, oh, ship, it's Brent. His name
Speaker 1: was Brent and it's a break of out was that
Speaker 1: white dude? He comes out of the shadows. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was just about to knock on your door. This
Speaker 1: is I'm like, this is cool. Are we're gonna going together?
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, this isn't my house. I'm like, oh okay.
Speaker 1: He's like, nah, but this this is my U hawk.
Speaker 1: Wait so he wanted you to fucking the U haul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he met me outside. It's like, this is it's a
Speaker 1: bit like he dropped the pen. This is giving the
Speaker 1: nigga in London who was living sleeping in his car,
Speaker 1: he dropped the pin of just a random complex that
Speaker 1: he was around with his U Hawk because the pen
Speaker 1: was where do you haul? Wait a second, Wait a second,
Speaker 1: and so him and his husband, we're gonna suck you
Speaker 1: in the back of the U haw truck. I'm sucking them.
Speaker 1: Oh you're fucking he said, don't get sucked up and
Speaker 1: keep going. So what happens is so I'm hornings. It's
Speaker 1: a big U. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it had been at this point, it
Speaker 1: depending on if they was fine and fine. He was fine.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the husband yet, so he walked me
Speaker 1: to the U haul. He opened the door because he's
Speaker 1: a gentleman. And in the back of the U haul
Speaker 1: there's an air mattress or I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: air mattres, but there's a mattress. Clearly you just don't
Speaker 1: care about mattress. And before you judge me, there was
Speaker 1: also a headboard. So already they'll do a better than
Speaker 1: it's a big U. Because they were moving U haul,
Speaker 1: maybe they were breaking up, and he was like, let's
Speaker 1: get one last keep going. So I walked into the mattress.
Speaker 1: There's a headboard, There's there's a chair in the corner.
Speaker 1: It's a studio apartment at this point, Like, there's a
Speaker 1: chair in the corner. Is expensive in the corner? I
Speaker 1: kid you not. This is the part that you can
Speaker 1: stand up. This is the yeah, this is the part.
Speaker 1: This is the part that I can't understand. There's a
Speaker 1: lamp in the corner and it's on on and like
Speaker 1: I don't understand how, but it was in the corner on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fun? Or it could have been
Speaker 1: like one of those it could have been a girl
Speaker 1: they still do, right, it had to be bad. So
Speaker 1: the you so the lights on. There's a chair, right,
Speaker 1: So he's sitting on the chair. When I walked into
Speaker 1: the U haul, his his his boyfriend or husband, I
Speaker 1: don't know the stats the matter status was in a
Speaker 1: jockstrap like likewype. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty hot. So
Speaker 1: I walk in and he closes the U haul and
Speaker 1: in my head I'm like, oh, no, murder, But like
Speaker 1: in my dick, I'm like, this is gonna be so
Speaker 1: much fun. So like I still, so I started sucking
Speaker 1: the dude husband and he has the thing that the
Speaker 1: it didn't shake that much because it was d it
Speaker 1: was like a really big but it was moving. But
Speaker 1: he was why I think I was cheated because it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Because that's why I say it was an almost threesome, right,
Speaker 1: because like when you do with threesome, the best part
Speaker 1: is you get two of the things that you like,
Speaker 1: Like you get two dicks, two asses today for tday,
Speaker 1: you get double with the thing. So I'm sucking this
Speaker 1: dude and the whole time his husband, oh boyfriend is
Speaker 1: just sitting there watching exactly. But that's not what I
Speaker 1: signed up for. I signed up for threesome. I'm all
Speaker 1: about sucking some dude husband in front of you. That's
Speaker 1: cool on whatever. I don't kick shream, but I just
Speaker 1: signed up for that. I signed up for threes like
Speaker 1: sometimes Yeah, So the whole time I'm sucking this dude,
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at him and like, are you gonna
Speaker 1: tag in or we gonna or we're gonna swit? Am
Speaker 1: I gonna chegging off? Because then technically that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he was sitting there. You could see that he had
Speaker 1: a heart on because he had like gym shortch on
Speaker 1: or whatever, but he was just sitting there watching as
Speaker 1: I sucked this dude's husband, and I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna sub in? Like, what the funk are we? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: And he never did why. I sucked, my came and
Speaker 1: I left. But here's the thing that's wild after I left. No, no,
Speaker 1: first time I was gonna say, there's nothing that. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing that's followed. You're already in the wild. Okay.
Speaker 1: They drove off. They didn't live in the area. They
Speaker 1: just went to South Center the to find some black
Speaker 1: dude to fuck his white which I'm like, I'm all
Speaker 1: about racist if I get the white dudes for vengeance.
Speaker 1: But it was they went to South Central to find
Speaker 1: a black dude to his white husband. That that is
Speaker 1: the wild part. That's at least they had a place
Speaker 1: they had. Yeah, that was the They went to South
Speaker 1: Central because they know South Central black. They drove, they
Speaker 1: drove the off that and where do you think we
Speaker 1: can get a black guy? Yeah, that's a percent what
Speaker 1: it was. They didn't live anywhere in South was at
Speaker 1: least a good department complex. They chose it was South Central.
Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't there more dangerous parts that they
Speaker 1: could have picked, you know what I mean. So it
Speaker 1: was safer in that sense, but it wasn't by any
Speaker 1: means nice. Wasn't like it was south Central Central Shade,
Speaker 1: but it's still a hood. I had to drive to
Speaker 1: the South Central recently to get weed after midnight because
Speaker 1: the story is closed and I was on my period
Speaker 1: so I really needed and I was I'm on my
Speaker 1: way there. I'm telling a friend in l A where
Speaker 1: I'm going. She's like, bitch, ain't gonna kill you. Oh,
Speaker 1: you had a tesla role like with them, and she
Speaker 1: was likely Central. Do you I mean where in l
Speaker 1: A do you live in? Okay, you're shut up. I
Speaker 1: lived in South Central. I still have an apartment there,
Speaker 1: but my lease is up next month, so I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna resign. But wait, so I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Would you fucking nigga in a U haul? If I
Speaker 1: already fun? If I'm like if he's fine as hell?
Speaker 1: So I don't do anonymous sex. But I know that's
Speaker 1: some gay ship, no shape. Gay people do it all time,
Speaker 1: but but mainly because of safety being on the d
Speaker 1: L whatever like ship happens, right, But um sex is
Speaker 1: more dangerous for women anyway, right, Okay, there's a few scenarios.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm already sucking you and we're in the
Speaker 1: U haul. Yes, let's say helping you move, helping to
Speaker 1: move whatever I'd give, I would sucking a U haul
Speaker 1: like it wasn't that bad, That wasn't it. Did they
Speaker 1: get hot? Because I was going to be a lot
Speaker 1: of all the way it was like a crack, So
Speaker 1: then people could have walked by and her jawn moaning
Speaker 1: and in theory, yes, but it's two am in the
Speaker 1: hood and y'all kept a U haul cracked because the
Speaker 1: other options suffocating. But it would be hot as if
Speaker 1: you didn't keep it crack, So you had to have
Speaker 1: air in the motherfucker I recently had to do. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone's ever heard. I believe it's called
Speaker 1: a d R where you were mouthing over um. It's
Speaker 1: like for animation, right, or like when people make a
Speaker 1: mistake in a movie you have to like redo the scene.
Speaker 1: And a d R booth is so fucking hot. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was there with this girl that she kind
Speaker 1: of as an actress whatever, But anyway, we had already
Speaker 1: kind of sucked around a little bit. I will never forget.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking hot in there, and the engineer
Speaker 1: had to leave. She's like, let's sucking here, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: bitch and die, like it's already a box that she
Speaker 1: was like, people do it all the time, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can sucking Florida, you can find I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I don't like public sex. I don't like.
Speaker 1: I've done it a lot. I've had sex with wild places.
Speaker 1: I don't do it, but I just don't care for
Speaker 1: a bead Like I've had sex that construction site with
Speaker 1: a construction worker who was on the site, which was
Speaker 1: wildly hot about a time. What, yeah, I was at
Speaker 1: a construct Was this another drop pin? Yeah? This was
Speaker 1: during the day. Though. Would you rather do your in
Speaker 1: calls or alcohols? I prefer to host. I mean, now
Speaker 1: that I have my own place, I prefer people to
Speaker 1: come over. I don't mind going to other people. When
Speaker 1: you had roommates, though, did you not want to host?
Speaker 1: I would sometimes if the dude was really hot, but
Speaker 1: I'd rather not deal with it. What's your remmate game? No,
Speaker 1: I've never lived with gay people. I've always lived for
Speaker 1: straight so I'd rather not deal. I'd rather go to
Speaker 1: their place. But now that our our own place, I'm
Speaker 1: all about invite people. I don't Here's the thing, I
Speaker 1: don't mind. Sex in public obviously makes you feel safer
Speaker 1: having a stranger come to you. Are you going to
Speaker 1: someone's place. You're saying hosting. I guess hosting because I can,
Speaker 1: because I want to know what's for me. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel safe regardless, even though I probably shouldn't, but
Speaker 1: I feel safe regardless because it's like, what dudes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just I've never felt like even when I was
Speaker 1: working in the U haul, because you feel like you
Speaker 1: could be there. I was scared. I'm like, oh shoot,
Speaker 1: we might get carved, but I was never scared that
Speaker 1: they're gonna murder me and time me up in the
Speaker 1: which was a percent of possibility. But I was just like,
Speaker 1: we think without digs, it's a good way to go.
Speaker 1: It's so that you were afraid of dudes, and here
Speaker 1: we are living in fear every day because because that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying for y'all, not to be afraid of dudes,
Speaker 1: knowing what dudes are capable of. Still right, But I
Speaker 1: think like he's saying, because weird dudes he feels stronger, right,
Speaker 1: we feel a little more defenseless in theory. That's how.
Speaker 1: That's how. That's like, I've just never been I've never been.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm not scared of dudes, like I've never
Speaker 1: I've had wild, crazy sex, but I've never been, like,
Speaker 1: I've never been in danger. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: guess we could have quate this when I'll be feeling safer,
Speaker 1: But you're not a hood bitch. But I'm saying like
Speaker 1: they're like safer by the hood they did you not
Speaker 1: see the TikTok of the nigga he was in the
Speaker 1: fucking he was in the hospital room and it was
Speaker 1: like the word was y'all thought y'all got me, but
Speaker 1: y'all shot her instead, and it's his girlfriend in the
Speaker 1: bed and he's like, y'all ain't get me, bitch. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I would like to say that as soon as
Speaker 1: I woke up, it's soon that's gonna It's like that's
Speaker 1: moved by the way I know we're gonna interview. I
Speaker 1: feel it him. I don't really love niggas. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever nigga ever, no trade, Damn. I don't
Speaker 1: like that man. I don't like that energy, the hood energy,
Speaker 1: I guess Florida. I don't. Yeah, I don't like it,
Speaker 1: but I got one now and it's I'll literally be like, bro,
Speaker 1: chill with your little attitude. Bro like yeah, but I've
Speaker 1: never like hood dude. I don't know what it is
Speaker 1: about hood ship, but I could only equate it to
Speaker 1: like club experiences, right like when I was growing up,
Speaker 1: Like my first club, I would get into like you're
Speaker 1: gonna get in the hood spot because the I d ship, right,
Speaker 1: I think I probably it's almost like you go for
Speaker 1: what you know, like I don't know. And every time
Speaker 1: I break up with a nigga. For example, my ex,
Speaker 1: the one who was bald, who I can't even like
Speaker 1: look at it anymore. Right, um, he was super tidy,
Speaker 1: tech finance type of guy. Right, so he wasn't he
Speaker 1: was black dude. He went the hood nigga. He was
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, but he went the hood nig What I
Speaker 1: go for dres gold teeth hood as nigga nigga who
Speaker 1: told me he made music. But see, I think told
Speaker 1: I think you're attractive, but I've never I wouldn't. I've
Speaker 1: never been with one, nor do I want. There's just
Speaker 1: it's something about him. It's like they take you into
Speaker 1: their arms and make you feel like what that means,
Speaker 1: Like every time I'm feling that the niked from p
Speaker 1: Valley he is so fine, he looked good. Have you
Speaker 1: ever dated a transman? Like? Has that ever come across
Speaker 1: your radar? I mean, like, have they hit on you?
Speaker 1: I don't think so that's my knowledge. I don't. Here's
Speaker 1: what I think about trans men. So it's so transmit
Speaker 1: or who are like extremely hot and no no ship
Speaker 1: to them. But I'm a big fan of Dick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my knowledge trans in that same aspect I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in I'm not so I'm so I'm only interested in
Speaker 1: men like trans man. I think someone really hot, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't get past the fact that they don't have
Speaker 1: a Dicky my knowledge, I don't think they do, like
Speaker 1: been having a lot harder in terms of sex because
Speaker 1: I think so too. It's so much easier to get
Speaker 1: bottom surgery, it is, and it's just like I totally
Speaker 1: get that. So for me, I couldn't get past it.
Speaker 1: And then as far as like trans women, I've never
Speaker 1: been sexually attracted to women, So trans women, have they
Speaker 1: have boobs, and they have the woman's figure, which I
Speaker 1: think is beautiful, but sexually my my dick don't do anything.
Speaker 1: If both of y'all got naked right now, my dick
Speaker 1: would be like, okay, cool, like nothing happened, Like nothing
Speaker 1: would happen, but not to you. Are anybody Beyonce walking
Speaker 1: here naked? I'm like, oh, say it's Beyonce. We appreciate
Speaker 1: you clarifying with Beyonce, but isn't it crazy how Beyonce
Speaker 1: is like our bar for anything? Like some people ask me, like,
Speaker 1: what's your dream guest for a podcast to be like,
Speaker 1: I know we would all say Beyonce, but for me,
Speaker 1: it's Jesus. Like I'd be having to say it, like
Speaker 1: I know I'm not Beyonce, but she is really our
Speaker 1: Lord and saving Jesus Christ. Okay, is there a sexual
Speaker 1: fetish that turns you off? I I don't like feet,
Speaker 1: I don't care about I don't like I don't like feet,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. I don't like this is I
Speaker 1: don't think this is a fetish. But I don't like
Speaker 1: being called daddy. Yeah, I don't like that because sometimes dude,
Speaker 1: you'll call me that because I'm feared and like whatever,
Speaker 1: it's a huge turn off. Like give a dude calls
Speaker 1: me daddy, like Poppy, I don't mind because it's like
Speaker 1: I don't really mind Poppy that much because said that,
Speaker 1: I don't like. See, I don't deal with I deal
Speaker 1: with black men don't call me mommy. And I've said
Speaker 1: don't like being called I don't mind mommy because it
Speaker 1: feels like New York ships and me. I told you that,
Speaker 1: but I never really experienced a lot of mommy ship
Speaker 1: like something. I've had a lot of dudes I looked
Speaker 1: at the rocks and older dude before, like daddy, I'm
Speaker 1: my motherfucker. It's ownership. Things called me daddy though women
Speaker 1: that called me daddy too. It's like a power dynamic game.
Speaker 1: It is a power dynamic, but I just think it's weird.
Speaker 1: So I've never been turned on by it. If it's
Speaker 1: someone's kink in there and it gets them off, I'd like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, I'll let them. But it's never been anything
Speaker 1: for me. So I wanted to bring up by guys
Speaker 1: and I know we talked about a little bit because
Speaker 1: I had this experience recently um in Paris that I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up with you on the show because
Speaker 1: I was like, the factor in my head that made
Speaker 1: me not want to do it was the fact that
Speaker 1: I didn't think they were by. So I went to
Speaker 1: the club and it was a hood asked spot. It
Speaker 1: was wonderless. Yeah, it was the twentieth on theory small
Speaker 1: it was. It was some with this ship. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Like they had security and middle gates. I was like, oh, barricades,
Speaker 1: I'd like it here. That's also what's at a festival.
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't. It wasn't a festival, but it was
Speaker 1: a spot. Okay, if if it's a if it's a club,
Speaker 1: there's a hood club, they'd be having medalship, right. So
Speaker 1: I get cornered in the club by one guy that
Speaker 1: I know, Um, French dude, really fine, asked nigga, dark skin,
Speaker 1: fucking tall. So his boy A lot of the people
Speaker 1: I realized in the club if they were good English speakers,
Speaker 1: they were Haitian from Miami, just visiting family and France. Right.
Speaker 1: So he like starts dancing with me and pressing up
Speaker 1: on me, and then his friend comes over and said
Speaker 1: who is this and he's like, oh, this is my boy,
Speaker 1: dadda dat. So we stopped dancing. So the dude gets
Speaker 1: on the wall and my boy was like, should dance
Speaker 1: with him? And I was like, oh, you're just pushing
Speaker 1: me off. He's like, no, I'm about to dance with you.
Speaker 1: Do So I was like them, which, now we're in
Speaker 1: this sandwich. I feel both their ducks and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, mind you. My friends are grabbing drinks
Speaker 1: and we I like and Gabby and I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: gonna come back and they're gonna find me in room
Speaker 1: mom home. Man. I was like, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do that? Because it was hard
Speaker 1: as but and then he says to me, now you
Speaker 1: have a French Nigerian. You got your Haitian? Like what's
Speaker 1: your face? I don't know what he was saying. He
Speaker 1: was trying to be hot, but I don't know. Then
Speaker 1: was going on, and then I was like do they
Speaker 1: do this all the time? To the point where one
Speaker 1: of them switched to get in front of me and
Speaker 1: then like started touching me and saying good I look,
Speaker 1: and the other nigga was kind of just standing there
Speaker 1: smoking and I was like, you know, nobody was like
Speaker 1: people weren't even looking, were like on the side of
Speaker 1: the DJ. But I was like, it was so freaking hot.
Speaker 1: But then one thing that happened as I said, okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys are telling me you want me to
Speaker 1: leave with you or something like how long does this
Speaker 1: go on? And they started laughing, and uh, I think
Speaker 1: what kicked me out of it is like one had
Speaker 1: implied I would almost be like servicing them, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what about you too, And they kind of
Speaker 1: looked at me like bitch wen sucking each other and
Speaker 1: I was like, it turned me off. I really want
Speaker 1: to see too, Nigga's do some ship. I want to
Speaker 1: see like Shord dot com play with it making it nice.
Speaker 1: Thick had that experience. There's a lot of bide there
Speaker 1: who I know, I know a few. I know a
Speaker 1: few and then they're not here. I know. I know
Speaker 1: every time I ain't on my gay friends, I'd be like, please,
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to see. I
Speaker 1: want to watch like one of the you Gotta Find
Speaker 1: and you Gotta Find the by does it all show
Speaker 1: your type as a straight? Right? That's the other hard
Speaker 1: They also got to be looking and then like I
Speaker 1: had the opportunity one time and it got really close,
Speaker 1: but they were both tops, so it really went nowhere,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, this is not what like
Speaker 1: you got too how long? No, I wanted to see
Speaker 1: one of them bottom. I don't want to be with
Speaker 1: two men, both of them. I don't need that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to like suck a dick together. Oh just
Speaker 1: for fun, I would like to do this. I would
Speaker 1: know I would like to do that. That would be fun,
Speaker 1: Like I don't need the fun. I want to watch it.
Speaker 1: I want it's harder to I think it's harder fine
Speaker 1: because there's not because by guys are so like actual
Speaker 1: bye guys are rare, I think because a lot of
Speaker 1: times one leaning the other way, we can lean another way.
Speaker 1: Or they say that though by just to make women
Speaker 1: feel more comfortable. And that's and that was my thing
Speaker 1: too when the opportunity arose for the possibility of it
Speaker 1: to happen. The other man to me, even though even
Speaker 1: though they were both tops, one was like more feminine.
Speaker 1: I don't like feminine men at all. So if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be with even two buy men, I want them
Speaker 1: to be both very masculine. She wants to go to
Speaker 1: South Central. She's like, I would like, like the two
Speaker 1: niggas on P Valley, like the one that got out
Speaker 1: of jail r I P and then Uncle mart like
Speaker 1: to murder Uncle Marda whatever you called little murder murder. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are the two like that, you know. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I think the other issue that I feel like kind
Speaker 1: of happens with the BUYE ship is you're always terrified
Speaker 1: of like there's a sex in the City moment where
Speaker 1: Samantha Fox these two dudes or is about too and
Speaker 1: they changed their mind and they're like, we don't really
Speaker 1: like you, Like I'm telling you right now, if I
Speaker 1: get in a room with two by niggers they don't
Speaker 1: want to suck each other's dick, I'm like, well, what
Speaker 1: the hell do They're unlikely to happen, because then they
Speaker 1: wouldn't have brought you in the room, Like if they
Speaker 1: didn't want to do ship with you, they would have
Speaker 1: just ditched you and suck the sucks dick and did
Speaker 1: their own dick shit without. So here's what my planing is.
Speaker 1: So I follow both them, right, So I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: figuring out which one would be more leaning, right, and
Speaker 1: even if they weren't sucking dick and if they would
Speaker 1: get there, you don't get you. Have you talked about
Speaker 1: this like, I'm sure you have got big following you
Speaker 1: because some big and fans by Guy Bye. Hey guys. So,
Speaker 1: if you're watching this episode and you're interested services goodness
Speaker 1: an area, would you fly them out? No? No, they
Speaker 1: have to find themselves too. I only do there for women. Sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you do have to fly yourself up. But do
Speaker 1: you have a man that would suck there? Like, do
Speaker 1: you have another by man option? Okay? So the reason
Speaker 1: I said I feel like I could get it to
Speaker 1: pop with these two or one of them, is because
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna go back to Paris for fashion week,
Speaker 1: and if I do, all the game nigg is gonna
Speaker 1: be there for one wait whitch fashion week September September September,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. But you don't want a gay guy.
Speaker 1: You need another bye guy, not a game. No, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying like a lot of euro dudes are by,
Speaker 1: but all the fashion niggas probably be buying open Europeans listenings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're more open sexual culture. They're more shame in
Speaker 1: such reality over. So they come out and say it
Speaker 1: are gonna be in Pali, might as well dig with
Speaker 1: me and don't worry. We ain't got to go back
Speaker 1: to the club. We'll meet you at tell who house
Speaker 1: or something that sounds fun. House is the greatest three
Speaker 1: somewhere where to start pop in the d M. She
Speaker 1: is soliciting your mouth and oh, isn't I doing it illegally?
Speaker 1: Emily heron bitch last name. Yeah, what I have a
Speaker 1: question because I did a whole sketch about this. I'll
Speaker 1: send you guys the sketch later. Do do you guys
Speaker 1: get bad dick picks? Because okay, so this is what happened.
Speaker 1: I was. I was over the pandemicited bad quality ash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because over the pandemic I got. I made I made
Speaker 1: a video that went kind of viral, had like trying
Speaker 1: to find views or whatever, and which is viral for me?
Speaker 1: Um like the media, I'm trying to get better at it.
Speaker 1: But listening I'm on TV doing five it's it's that
Speaker 1: it was called it was called hitch dicks. So the
Speaker 1: whole it's because I was teaching straight dude how to
Speaker 1: take dick picks. Because I posted on on on I
Speaker 1: posted on Facebook that I was getting a lot. I
Speaker 1: was talking about girl dassy, really really dope chick from Atlanta,
Speaker 1: and she was saying that she's she was in a
Speaker 1: relationship with this guy and she's like, we can't meet
Speaker 1: up because of the pandemic, and she's there. He's like,
Speaker 1: I hated because men send terrible dick picks. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, bitch, that's straight, man, because I've been getting
Speaker 1: dickiever and these motherfucker's a fire. This dude's dick is huge, okay.
Speaker 1: And when I say it's huge, sometimes it's too big
Speaker 1: to go inside of me. Fucking once in a blue
Speaker 1: very sporadically, and I was in Atlanta. He was in
Speaker 1: Atlanta at the same time. So he sends me a
Speaker 1: picture of his dick in his hotel room and I just, now,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I wanted to go and get it,
Speaker 1: but I said to myself, why would I want this?
Speaker 1: That's that it's more than and it's a weiry, big
Speaker 1: dayles bad. Do you see his terribleized room? I said,
Speaker 1: I hate I hate it. I started a whole thing,
Speaker 1: the hitstick. I gave up my phone number and I
Speaker 1: got a lot of texts that's my phone about people
Speaker 1: sending me dick picks and fix and fixing them, Like
Speaker 1: I got text with people who said who's straight? People
Speaker 1: are like, yo, why my yol? This is terrible? And
Speaker 1: I gave him all the tips. Do you do you
Speaker 1: ask them? Do you get paid for that? Because we
Speaker 1: have miss be Nasty on and she literally said that's
Speaker 1: my dick, but yeah, but he's giving it. I told him,
Speaker 1: give him, give him my bed moore after. Did they
Speaker 1: want to tip me? They can't, but it's not I
Speaker 1: don't care. But also I think being Nasty doesn't care
Speaker 1: to see them. I think you want them. You want
Speaker 1: to see too, because because then women get better. You
Speaker 1: want to help fix something. That's true. Bro. So I
Speaker 1: get over to his hotel room right and he was
Speaker 1: like asking me if I was gonna be able to
Speaker 1: take it. I was like, I could take the dick
Speaker 1: and pick you sent me. And he didn't know what
Speaker 1: I was saying. And I didn't necessarily shame it too
Speaker 1: much because I still wanted it, but I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you take it so big, like do girls get
Speaker 1: surprised when you like pull it out and you send
Speaker 1: him picks and he was like, oh, I was just
Speaker 1: sending that in the moment, like I was about to
Speaker 1: cherk off and like I put lotion on it. I
Speaker 1: was like, you didn't put enough. It was giving app
Speaker 1: It was so you should have dick picks in stock.
Speaker 1: If you no no, no one, it's cool to same one.
Speaker 1: Like I thought on the moment, I think you should
Speaker 1: send money in the moment, but I think if it's
Speaker 1: not a good one that you should send an old
Speaker 1: one that's a good one. Well, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to get we ended up bad. One week later, he
Speaker 1: comes to me and this is how I know. Another
Speaker 1: bit said something We faced time and he's laughing. He
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe you at a nerd to
Speaker 1: get in your uber black because that's what I requested.
Speaker 1: He was like, come get my dick and tell me
Speaker 1: and't look big enough in a picture when you can't
Speaker 1: even take it. So we laugh about it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm telling you you couldn't take I can't,
Speaker 1: but it's fun to try. What is it like tenne uh,
Speaker 1: it's a little bigger than ten. But the issue is
Speaker 1: the occurred so like when he gets super hard even
Speaker 1: in the middle of being inside of me. I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. That's when I liked pictures like that. I
Speaker 1: would pull one out, but it's my phone's over there,
Speaker 1: but I've got it's right, that's right there. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me do this, let me live my life. You can well,
Speaker 1: they say the picture quality is good. You don't like andrewids,
Speaker 1: He's take it. I can get for a dick pick.
Speaker 1: He said, what's up? What? Okay, y'all s my damn phone.
Speaker 1: So this dude, this dude sent me a dig pick
Speaker 1: and I haven't saved. And it was two. It was
Speaker 1: so big. I was like, oh, oh no, you're not
Speaker 1: sucking me, Like, I don't know if you thought that one.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 1: I love abnormally big dicks. I just think I like
Speaker 1: the idea of them. But when it's fun to look at. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when I've seen whoa wow, yeah he was, I mean, why,
Speaker 1: like this is why I used to like skinny niggas anyway,
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah it was. It was like, that's a
Speaker 1: good dick pick. That's a really good dick pick. But
Speaker 1: I think it's like if he sucked you. You would
Speaker 1: have literally had a colonoscopy. That's the clip that to
Speaker 1: clean you out. That's a big old dick. And you
Speaker 1: know what, someone I know had it tilted um uterus
Speaker 1: never ever told this story. Horrible when the dude sucker,
Speaker 1: he tilted a uterus to like see, I feel kind
Speaker 1: of sorry for people who I feel sorry people who
Speaker 1: have Michael dicks, But I also feel a little bit
Speaker 1: sorry for people who are like that, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: who's take to do the last big, big dick I
Speaker 1: was sucking. I think it was hospital dick. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well it wasn't her uterus, but he had never had
Speaker 1: any tho sex. Yeah no, I mean I've showed a
Speaker 1: story about like one athlete who was currently He was
Speaker 1: injured at the time, so I would have had to
Speaker 1: ride his dick and it was so big. We got
Speaker 1: away with just us like I just sucked it and
Speaker 1: he came from the head. But I don't even know
Speaker 1: how he came because I could only put the tip
Speaker 1: in my mouth. I felt so insufficient. Can you tell
Speaker 1: us up? I don't know what they're gonna tell who
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know anything about we want to
Speaker 1: I want to know if we can test b D
Speaker 1: Why are you talking about other one? I want to
Speaker 1: a woman who Yeah, y'all get a lot of celebrity
Speaker 1: d ms, don't you usually? I mean, I've been sucking
Speaker 1: slept since I was in high school, not sucking the
Speaker 1: red fires line. I'm superstars as I was nineteen, Well
Speaker 1: that was eight year I was. I was getting your dream.
Speaker 1: I was. I was getting fluid out in in my
Speaker 1: senior year high school. I wish they were flying gay
Speaker 1: niggers out. Well they are not. Maybe if I feel
Speaker 1: like only talk every time, I just clicked on my
Speaker 1: phone to read the homemail every time Netflix wants to
Speaker 1: tell me something I just killed. My dad's up the
Speaker 1: girlfriend who didn't exist? Like, why is it always something
Speaker 1: I don't? Just stop anyway, I'm not going to read
Speaker 1: the lengthy one, but just a tail before we get
Speaker 1: out of here. The hotel is my husband wanted to
Speaker 1: try and m m F three some since we've only
Speaker 1: been with women before, and I was down, and we
Speaker 1: decided upon his friend who's not bad looking and a
Speaker 1: millionaire by a millionaire. If you already got the I
Speaker 1: would see that would suck me up. But my husband.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the million actually given? You chose the wrong front.
Speaker 1: The sex was good, with only a few awkward moments.
Speaker 1: It was super late and I was ready for bed.
Speaker 1: The friends started drinking and things went downhill from there.
Speaker 1: The man came upstairs to my bedroom all night and
Speaker 1: in the morning, trying to fund me without my husband,
Speaker 1: who was asleep on the couch. He kept me up
Speaker 1: all night. I'm not actually running around the bed. I
Speaker 1: hate that game. I should have picked him out, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want him driving drum but I knew gett
Speaker 1: an uber would turn into a nightmare. So at some
Speaker 1: point he went downstairs, threw up on my floor in
Speaker 1: three different rooms. He somehow got wax from my wax
Speaker 1: warmer all over the kitchen, and then passed out on
Speaker 1: the couch while my husband and I cleaned up everything.
Speaker 1: He woke up at noon and tried to blame me
Speaker 1: for the mess when I confronted him. And now I'm
Speaker 1: going back to women from your twenty nine white fan
Speaker 1: from Detroit. Oh damn, you've been picking all the white people.
Speaker 1: Oh don't do that. I'm just saying, Emily, are you listening. No,
Speaker 1: She tweeted this. Wait, so what did Are we supposed
Speaker 1: to give her advice? No, it's just it was the tail.
Speaker 1: We're just about to laugh at her. They leave bits.
Speaker 1: That was my advice. I don't know all can you
Speaker 1: imagine you think about to get it in and it's
Speaker 1: like she said something was good though besides like the
Speaker 1: awkward parts. No, they never got to it. He got
Speaker 1: too funked up. Everybody passed out. See. And also that
Speaker 1: is one thing that where you can actually give some
Speaker 1: advice from. Sometimes y'all get so nervous to do ship
Speaker 1: that you want to do that you get so wasted.
Speaker 1: And I know that's a lot of like sex club.
Speaker 1: I've never drunk in my life. Yea, my whole life.
Speaker 1: This is so crazy. I was just having a conversation
Speaker 1: with how much energy non drinkers be having, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking get it. You don't ego with he's a
Speaker 1: comedian ego with No. I know a lot of comedians,
Speaker 1: me and him. He's never drinking either. I know our
Speaker 1: COAJ doesn't drink. Who's the other no person? I know
Speaker 1: that Mouse Jones on Frantendic Loud from the Daily Show.
Speaker 1: He's never drunk either. Bro. Maybe it comes from not
Speaker 1: being held down, like I just never I'm very much stuff.
Speaker 1: I would say stuff, but I know what I like
Speaker 1: and what I don't like, Like I've never been a woman,
Speaker 1: never gonna attract to him. I never I saw how
Speaker 1: negatively drinking affected my childhood, like my biological parents or
Speaker 1: wild so like I'm never gonna do. They say that's
Speaker 1: why I don't didn't drink. I guess I have that
Speaker 1: experience with cigarettes, Like I've never smoked a cigarette a
Speaker 1: day in my life, and I think that maybe they
Speaker 1: did a really good job with like the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, because I've done drugs and I love alcohol,
Speaker 1: but I've never smoked a cigarette a day of my life.
Speaker 1: Have you done? Even because like both my parents smoked
Speaker 1: back a day and I used to hate, like the
Speaker 1: smell I used to make me cough. I hate its cigarette.
Speaker 1: I don't even mind whatever I tell people I've never
Speaker 1: drink smoke there like, oh, how are you have fun?
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you gonna have? I just have fun?
Speaker 1: But also I'm around it all the time and I
Speaker 1: have nothing against I've been to product with people are
Speaker 1: doing cocaine and doing all this stuff. Hey, it doesn't
Speaker 1: hinder dating life. Sometimes when you can't have a cocktail
Speaker 1: with somebody, For some people, it hit does it on
Speaker 1: their end. For me, I don't care, but then a
Speaker 1: field back, but like, why don't I if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna drink, I'm not going to drink, Like, well, that's
Speaker 1: I guess not. I actually snapped out of doing that
Speaker 1: because I realized how annoying it was. Shout up to
Speaker 1: my home girl. Actually not that Emily, but one of
Speaker 1: my good friends in l A that I always go
Speaker 1: out with doesn't drink, and people will always like ask me,
Speaker 1: like oh, because we'd be going to tables popping like
Speaker 1: bottles and niggas, and I'll get a table for us.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she won't drink. I'll be like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: want pillo greeno? And people will like think she's like
Speaker 1: trying to be stuck up or something, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never actually kind of feel bad for her. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I never pressure, but I to be honest to make
Speaker 1: her feel comfortable. I get as most little as lit
Speaker 1: as I can. You should because I'm I don't want
Speaker 1: to hinder your fun because I'm gonna have fun regardless.
Speaker 1: But I can tell it bothers her when I'm like
Speaker 1: that fun, I'm gonna have fun. But also like there's
Speaker 1: like zero percent alcohol beer now, like they have a
Speaker 1: Heineken zero, but then's the comfortable sails. But there's people
Speaker 1: like I know a lot of drinkers that when they
Speaker 1: go out, just to feel like, you know, to not
Speaker 1: feel out of place, they'll just do a mock tail
Speaker 1: or zero like many I'll get, I'll get a Shirley
Speaker 1: Temple or some sprite or something like that. If I yeah,
Speaker 1: But I also don't care if everyone else is drinking
Speaker 1: and they see it, I'm not drinking. If that bugs them,
Speaker 1: that's a you problem, because I'm fine. I chose to
Speaker 1: be at this barrow over the I'm still lit and
Speaker 1: not born. I will say, though, tell me if y'all
Speaker 1: do this, even you, it's done a non drinker. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people people that don't drink, I'd be like, wow, how
Speaker 1: were they before? You thinking that all the time? Do you?
Speaker 1: What do you mean when someone tells me they don't drink,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think that because I know what
Speaker 1: you why I don't drink. So I always assume that
Speaker 1: there's people who have similar reasons. A lot of times
Speaker 1: I tell people I don't drink. They do go They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you an alcoholic and you crash the car and killed
Speaker 1: seven people. I'm like, oh, baby, no, I've just never
Speaker 1: done it. Like yeah, usually sometimes it blows the mind,
Speaker 1: but other people are like, oh, okay, cool, Well I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what to be able to have gotten in
Speaker 1: that you haul sober, sober being at home. I'm just
Speaker 1: a hole. It's in change for the game. That's not
Speaker 1: that really does up the story a little, that makes
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