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Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach. After sharing a

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Speaker 1: few too many lonely drinks, things escalated between my fake

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Speaker 1: up awkwardly kissing. And Maria del Garmin well, she accidentally

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Speaker 1: killed Nacho after he found out her true identity and

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Speaker 1: Nacho's body, which is you guessed it in the trunk

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Speaker 1: of Nacho's ferrari. And if that wasn't bad enough, Maria

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Speaker 1: body intoe was just pulled over by a cop Estria, Estria,

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Speaker 1: he's pulling me over. He is pulling me over? What

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Speaker 1: do I do? Oh? Crap? Okay, um, I have an idea?

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Speaker 1: What paul over? That's your idea? Paul over? Right now?

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Speaker 1: You have to if you know what's gonna look suspicious?

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Speaker 1: Just at natural, Maria, I'm gonna keep driving past you,

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Speaker 1: all right. We can't draw more attention to No, don't

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Speaker 1: leave me. I'm not leaving you, do me. I have

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Speaker 1: a body in my trunk, but don't tell him that

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Speaker 1: I'll be lefting him out down the world waiting for you. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I can do this. I'm coom okay okay. Hell if

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work, you know, just whip out your booby

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Speaker 1: es three. I am not whipping out anything. Okay, he's

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Speaker 1: walking over by. Fine, this is not a great night

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Speaker 1: for Maria del Garman. But let's go from one night

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Speaker 1: of terrible decisions to another and check in on Raoul

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Speaker 1: and Luisa. What are you doing here? What is it?

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Speaker 1: Sorry to bother you? Where's this the one I's saving

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Speaker 1: in his office? He has a thing early tomorrow? Is it?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep? Why is that my problem? I just

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Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about what happened, about the guys who

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Speaker 1: beat you up, No, about when you kissed me. You

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Speaker 1: mean that thing we said we would never speak about again. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that thing I am. I think I was wrong to

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Speaker 1: I think maybe I have feelings for you and I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to admit it. You are just in a

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Speaker 1: fragile state, okay, you are still rebounding from dating my daughter. Also,

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Speaker 1: you got beat up like six hours ago. There's a

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Speaker 1: big chance you have a concussion. Yes, okay, I know

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Speaker 1: all that, but you can't deny that there has always

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Speaker 1: been something between us. See see contempt and constant annoyance. Look,

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Speaker 1: I was drunk. I'm sorry now please, Oh they go

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Speaker 1: back to bed, kiss me again. But no, you're being ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: There is nothing between us. You are a child. I'm

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Speaker 1: twenty three exactly, and I'm old enough to be your mother.

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Speaker 1: I don't see you like that. We said you're a strong, independent,

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Speaker 1: easily irritated and beautiful woman. You are, and I can't

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Speaker 1: help but think about everything we talked about tonight. I've

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Speaker 1: never felt so understood and connected to someone, not even Gloria.

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Speaker 1: It's like you see the real me. I don't even

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Speaker 1: need to use metaphors with you. I've forgotten about those

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Speaker 1: who I guess what I'm saying is, you're not alone.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I am. You're not. I see you,

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Speaker 1: and I feel like I know you more than you think.

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Speaker 1: What is it that Arjuna said, and Dicco those hastos

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Speaker 1: Alama said, to be fair, it was more than one surgery.

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Speaker 1: But I love Anna. I know, let me too. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: get a room. Well, technically you're in Luisa's room doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to think about it, so let's

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Speaker 1: just switch gears to something less disturbing. Oh, Maria is

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Speaker 1: getting pulled over with a dead body in her trunk. YEP,

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Speaker 1: that'll do it. Thank you, thank you, and we're back

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Speaker 1: with more t you with Tatianna. Gosh, these Calderone sure

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Speaker 1: love to overcomplicate the narrative. I need an assistant to

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Speaker 1: keep it all straight. But why should I get my

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Speaker 1: own when I can just talk to a Stevan's personal

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Speaker 1: assistant instead. Everyone give a warm welcome to Baron. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Hi everyone. Karen. You must have so much to tell us.

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Speaker 1: After all, you're not only a Stevan's personal assistant, you're

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Speaker 1: now also involved in his mayoral campaign. Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 1: It's been a very hectic time around La Cassarosa. We're

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Speaker 1: constantly driving some press conferences and grocery store openings and

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Speaker 1: baby kissing events. It's exhausting, which is why I bought

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Speaker 1: myself a Lincoln aviator. Wait, what what does you buy

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Speaker 1: an SUV have to do with the campaign. Well, after

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Speaker 1: seeing how calm, cool and collected A. Stevan was and

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Speaker 1: his aviator, I decided to get one for myself, and

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Speaker 1: let me tell you, it's nice to finally have a

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Speaker 1: place where I can feel as in charge incapable as

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Speaker 1: I knew I could be. Plus, my phone is always

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Speaker 1: charged because it has a wireless charging pad. It's super

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Speaker 1: important to stay connecting. Well, that's nice. So about the gossip,

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Speaker 1: Oh right, the gossip to get a cheese smeat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you everybody.

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Speaker 1: You guys ready, Well, I'm proud to announce that I

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Speaker 1: will now be a Stevan's chief of staff. Huh. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's not exactly the kind of gossip I was looking for.

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Speaker 1: But congrats, I guess, thank you, thank you. Well, this

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Speaker 1: has been enlightening. I guess my main takeaway is that

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Speaker 1: I need to buy a Lincoln Aviator GT. Anyway, stay

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Speaker 1: tuned for more Caldarone scandals, and remember, if you don't post,

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Speaker 1: no one will remember you. Come back next time for

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Speaker 1: more tea with Tatiana. Officer. Let me listend some registration, please, yes,

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Speaker 1: let me just had my wallet somewhere here. Wait look

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Speaker 1: at me. Let me see your face. I yea, Gloria,

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Speaker 1: see Gloria. Comt o, what are you doing here? I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm driving. Oh wow, how have you been? I heard

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Speaker 1: about the accident? That was crazy. Hey, I've been meaning

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Speaker 1: to pass by your house, you know, to check on you,

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Speaker 1: see what you're doing? Maybe sick? Grab a coffee, but

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Speaker 1: you know I can't plus Carlos right anyway, how is

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Speaker 1: your dad? He's fine? Officer high right. You haven't called

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Speaker 1: me Officer Goman since you were a kid. That's weird.

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Speaker 1: See when a you are on the job, bitch, I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Anyway, seriously, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing and why are you here so waiting? It's

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Speaker 1: it's a surprise for for my dad. Oh surprise. Oh

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Speaker 1: maybe I should hide in the car, you know, surprise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but his birthday is not for a long time, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm planning something big. So please don't tell him

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Speaker 1: so far? Oh, come on, Gladia, you know men, I

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Speaker 1: love surprises, y'all. I just love that. You know, when

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Speaker 1: something's one way and then everyone like it's a different way,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and the person there didn't

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Speaker 1: realize it. You mean something like that. Yes, Oh, that'd

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Speaker 1: be crazy. I would I wish I was a part

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Speaker 1: of one. You know. Uh you know what are your

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Speaker 1: rear lights is out? Did you know that? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you don't make sure to fix that? Oh and by

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Speaker 1: the way, is this a new car? Uh see, I

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Speaker 1: needed a new one. It's really nice. You know. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure matches your style, but hey, you look great?

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Speaker 1: And again? All right, all right, get that tail I

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Speaker 1: fix I'll see yeah, say hello, are your parents for me? Right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Bye Ustralia. What I'm just getty? How did they Joel?

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Speaker 1: One phone call from jail. He let me go. He's

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Speaker 1: a friend of Luisa and Steve On. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 1: Nothing happened. I'm free. You see. That's what happens when

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Speaker 1: you paid off the entire police force. Well, I'm very

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Speaker 1: happy that you're not a handcuffs, but it's still too

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Speaker 1: early to celebrate money here. Or have you forgotten that

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Speaker 1: we still need to get rid of that dead body

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Speaker 1: you have in your trunk. You didn't have to remind me.

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Speaker 1: We're almost at the Everglades. I'll see you there, how ironic. No,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna dump NATO's body just like a stave on

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Speaker 1: and Louisa did all those years ago to a real mother.

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Speaker 1: But be careful, girls, because in Miami, corpses don't stay

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