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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we

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Speaker 1: call the mom of an elementary student to give her

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Speaker 1: some great news. Apparently, at their recent school auction, they

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Speaker 1: had a raffle for a ten day Caribbean cruise, but

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Speaker 1: they have not announced the winner yet. All right, so

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Speaker 1: we're going to take advantage of that and tell her

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Speaker 1: she won. But like with many of our prank calls,

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Speaker 1: there is a catch where her ten day cruise isn't

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Speaker 1: happening on consecutive days. There's some things that are going

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Speaker 1: to happen in between, and you're going to find out

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Speaker 1: what they are in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Mary, this is Charles Asphalt.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that name. Do I know you?

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Speaker 3: Well? You should.

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Speaker 1: I handle all the particulars with financials for the PTA

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Speaker 1: your child's elementary school.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh gosh, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hi hye yeah. Did they already call you and

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Speaker 3: tell you about the raffles situation?

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Speaker 2: No, no one's called me. Oh wow, what the situation?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to.

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Speaker 1: Tell you won the cruise.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I won the.

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Speaker 1: Crew you did. Congratulations you won the ten day Caribbean cruise.

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Speaker 3: That's so awesome.

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Speaker 2: God, oh my god, that's wow. That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Oh I know, I know. So here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: Even though it is a ten day cruise, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: last for about two months.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait what.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a deal that we got through the wholesale.

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Speaker 1: So the first night you will be on the cruise,

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Speaker 1: I know that for sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Well, then, so for the next six days you'll be

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Speaker 1: left on one of the islands for you to enjoy

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Speaker 1: and fend for yourself.

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Speaker 3: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry. I used it to fend for myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fend for yourself on the island.

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Speaker 1: And then at the end of that week, they'll come

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Speaker 1: back and they'll pick you up with a different boat,

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Speaker 1: and you'll bind that cruise for a day and a

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Speaker 1: half it looks like, and they're going to drop you

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Speaker 1: off on whatever the next island is, possibly Cuba. I

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Speaker 1: don't have the full itinerary in front of me.

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Speaker 2: I just say I'm sorry, you're saying that I'm doing

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Speaker 2: like one day cruises, getting dropped on an island for

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Speaker 2: like days and days and then being picked up yeah, wait,

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Speaker 2: another boat and then being dropped.

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Speaker 3: In total, it will be a ten day cruise.

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Speaker 1: That's what was in the promotional materials, and we asked

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Speaker 1: a lawyer and we're good on our end there.

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Speaker 3: So no, there's no way to change that.

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Speaker 2: So that sounds like.

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Speaker 1: A reality show, like I don't what's a fun way

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Speaker 1: to think about it? No, speaking of actually, have you

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Speaker 1: seen the show Survivor? Yes, okay, good, well you may

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Speaker 1: want to rewatch season thirty two, that's the one where

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Speaker 1: they have issues creating their own shelter, because you're probably

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Speaker 1: gonna have to do that.

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Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of the show. By the way,

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Speaker 3: you're welcome for the free advice.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'll do respect, but I did not sign

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Speaker 2: up to be on like some Survivor experiment thing.

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Speaker 1: Here's something fun that you might like. Apparently on the

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Speaker 1: third leg, it's going to be a smaller boat and

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Speaker 1: you may get to take the wheel.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: Are you hitting me?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually you will have to take the wheel. All

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Speaker 1: passengers are going to have to captain the vessel, since

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Speaker 1: there is no captain on that one, on that one.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no, I don't that

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Speaker 2: that's no no, that's Juris And that sounds incredibly shady.

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Speaker 1: So you don't want to do anything with this? Do

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Speaker 1: you just want your kids to go? Is that what

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Speaker 1: you're saying? No, because we can't make that happen. I

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Speaker 1: just have to adjust some paperwork.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want anyone in my family to

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Speaker 2: go on this shady cruise. Wow. I'm going to have

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Speaker 2: a talk with the principal because whatever company you guys

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Speaker 2: are using is not appropriate for families.

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Speaker 1: Okay, your reaction is baffling to me. A lot of

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Speaker 1: people want to turn down free prizes. Okay, what if

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Speaker 1: I did this? What if we threw in one free

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Speaker 1: mixed drink. It's going to be in a canoe, but

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Speaker 1: the drink will be free?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 3: Serious? I can. I think I can hook that up

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Speaker 3: if the wholesaler agrees.

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Speaker 2: This went to a ten day Caribbean luxury cruise to

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Speaker 2: mix drinks on a canoe. Canoe?

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Speaker 1: Okay, but your friend Nicole said you would love it,

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Speaker 1: So now I'm not sure what to believe.

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Speaker 2: You told Nicole all these things about this.

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Speaker 3: She told us when she asked us to do this prank.

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Speaker 3: Call on you.

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Speaker 1: Because you're on the radio right now on the show

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Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: It's all a joke.

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Speaker 1: Nicole said that you both put entries into your school

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Speaker 1: raffle and it was a huge long shot that either

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Speaker 1: of you would wear, and we're probably glad you didn't win. Now, Holy,

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Speaker 1: you were happy looking in the middle of them.

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Speaker 3: You need to hydrate so that your arms have energy

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Speaker 3: to row.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, stroking

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties