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Speaker 1: Caitlyn Clark. Caitlyn Clark, She's the favorite, has to be.

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Speaker 2: She's not Ajah Smith, Ojah Wilson, the girl from the

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Speaker 2: But Caitlyn Clark, there's a new sheriff in town.

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Speaker 2: She just needs a little bit more points, her total,

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Speaker 1: watch it. Well, that's it's amazing. As Caitlyn Clark is.

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Speaker 2: So and then baseball. Baseball doesn't start for another month

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Speaker 1: Pitchers and catchers report this week. Man, that's not some

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Speaker 2: Well, it's all math, that's all it is.

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Speaker 2: So the winner of that typically every year, wins the MVP.

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Speaker 2: So take that, translate that over to basketball. It's all math,

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Speaker 1: It comes to efficiency. Okay, they're number one.

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Speaker 2: It's all math. That math is gonna determine March Madness.

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Speaker 2: In the last ten years, he's picked the winner. Eight

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Speaker 2: I'm not releasing it to the public, weird because I'm

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Speaker 1: Oh, because he needs you, Because let me tell you,

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Speaker 2: Justin Rand's saber metrics, our whole uh, our whole fantasy

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Speaker 1: I'd love to have got to know this guy's name. Now, now,

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Speaker 1: I picked them, that's my winner. No it's not. It's math. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: So if Duke wins at all, I tell you it's

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Speaker 1: Okay, but it could change because Duke could lose a

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Speaker 1: No, God, no, god no, but it would benefit our podcast.

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Speaker 1: What benefit does it bring?

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Speaker 2: Twenty dollars a month? We got to pay him and

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Speaker 2: he gives us the math, so we don't have to

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Speaker 2: turn on the mic and tell me the damn name.

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Speaker 1: Are you texting to me? What are you doing? I

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Speaker 1: mean I just told I turned your mic. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: off until you're gonna tell me. All right. I'm just

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Speaker 1: That's great. I can pull it up on my computer

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Speaker 1: and look at this ship. Well, I'm texting it to you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: ever heard say his name out loud? I'm not. Oh shit,

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Speaker 1: it's Justin does bets.

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Speaker 2: Justin started a pay for view, just pay for Justin's picks, man, doctor,

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Speaker 2: Justin makes you gambling picks?

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god, let's see. Let's see what

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Speaker 1: this guy's name is? All right? Oh he has top

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Speaker 1: ten teams. Who's number one per the math? Duke Duke

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Speaker 1: to kN Palm.

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Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you the other day he goes Arizona,

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Speaker 1: Damn kin Pom has Kansas ten. He has Auburn one,

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Speaker 2: You think this dude's copying King Palm's work.

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Speaker 2: See, he's got categories I've never heard of before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know what that means.

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Speaker 2: He's like a brainiac. He's almost mensa.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it has kill shots conceited per game, total kill shots,

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Speaker 2: He's big on a team playing well with injuries, and

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Speaker 1: They beat Auburn the other day. That boy, was it

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Speaker 2: Right down the street last night and Justin said, watch out.

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Speaker 2: Then he came back and said, Vandy plays him tight.

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Speaker 1: Tickets were only thirty bucks, man, No they weren't. They

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Speaker 2: Well, because Justin said he went to a game against

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Speaker 1: They were thirty, and then maybe they went up. I

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Speaker 2: You know who this guy has pinned as the number

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Speaker 2: He's got duke number one in Broom, number one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Steven, he missed basketball practice and no show call,

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Speaker 1: He has US rated twelve out of thirteen in the league.

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Speaker 1: the Auburn basketball game. All right, I said, Hey, his

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Speaker 2: Auburn started out seventeen to nothing, then it became a game.

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Speaker 2: At one point Vandy was winning, and then Auburn sodomized

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Speaker 1: Most of this second Oh, I didn't see any of it.

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Speaker 2: They got some kid, Auburn got Jordan something just draining threes.

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Speaker 1: And or they left auburny all left Auburn. They would

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Speaker 1: Those guys wouldn't have played. They would have stayed and

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Speaker 1: He's got a wild bro. Yeah, he's awesome. He's skinny, dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: He might have been the Jordan guy that was draining threes.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he went seven to nine last time.

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Speaker 1: I impressive. That's better than I did.

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Speaker 2: Vandy's got a big guy looks like Shack, and then

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Speaker 2: they also got a guy quicker than Scat. He might

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Speaker 1: Dude. Hey, I'm going anchor up. I'm going to a

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Speaker 1: Vandy game. When March first against what.

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Speaker 2: We like, I said, nothing's happening for a month. There's

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Speaker 1: Against Missouri because my kid, baby Box, he has a

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Speaker 1: two tickets to the Missouri versus Vanderbilt game, or he

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Speaker 1: gets four tickets to the women's game. Who you take

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Speaker 2: You gotta go women's. No way, you're a closet women's. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: you said you were watching WNBA last year. No, I said,

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Speaker 2: I didn't watch a damn the championship.

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Speaker 1: I said the NCAA Championship when Caitln Kark played in it.

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Speaker 1: I bet you guys go to the women's game. I'll

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Speaker 1: bet you we don't, cause he already said, Dad, I

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Speaker 1: want to go to the boys. All right, We're gonna

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Speaker 2: I talked to Kevin. Kevin's recovering from the Super Bowl,

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Speaker 2: so's Arnold. Arnold's hasn't been himself yet, so once he

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Speaker 1: Oh man, did you see that Telemundo reporter? Oh super Bowl?

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Speaker 1: Well god, crime music, crime music, he got. Yeah, we'll talk,

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Speaker 3: We are the one, two three, So losers.

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: It says it. I'm from the north Alpha male. I

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Speaker 2: Baser Broadway. Girl, we have two point two acres. It

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Maybe the earth's grow.

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Speaker 2: We now got rivers and it seems like it's coming

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Speaker 2: a mote like you. We need to talk. Telemundo.

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Speaker 2: And also if that lady has been known for allegedly

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Speaker 1: Of the night at bars, why do they let her in.

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Speaker 2: In the wee hours of the morning. Why are the

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Speaker 2: Her picture all over the place. I didn't think she

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Speaker 2: What's terrible about it is this guy was out there

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Speaker 1: Is it? A fifty two year old man came forward

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Speaker 1: And that's the last thing I remember that night. Ain't

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Speaker 2: And she was on probation out on the show streets.

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Speaker 1: If any woman ever comes up and goes, oh, I

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Speaker 2: And I think there's a conversation that goes on first.

434
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,440
Speaker 2: And that's what it is. She skipped the step of conversation.

435
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 2: Even if your guys or girls ladies, before you accept

436
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,080
Speaker 2: a drink from a guy, hey, how are you doing?

437
00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 1: Where are you from?

438
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,679
Speaker 2: Usually if they're a criminal, I would imagine it's got

439
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 2: to be tough for them to make a logical conversation

440
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 2: starter piece.

441
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like what if you say, oh, what kind

442
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,720
Speaker 1: of drink is it? And they're like, oh, I'll rum

443
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 1: and coke? Like and actually I prefer tequila and don't

444
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 1: you ask what it is, or you just accept the

445
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 1: drink blindly. Well, here's the thing. Are they at the

446
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,200
Speaker 1: bar and they listen for what you order, then they

447
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 1: order one of those, then follow you around the bar

448
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, cutie, I got you. I heard

449
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: you like these.

450
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 2: And with these pills, I'm sure they know the drink

451
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 2: you have to order where it disguises the pill and

452
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 2: you really can't tasty, you really can't see it. Maybe

453
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,120
Speaker 2: if it fizzes up. I've had some of those where

454
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,639
Speaker 2: Matt Overton not like this story. Matt Overton gave me

455
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 2: these zip fizz things. They hydrate you while you're drinking.

456
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: I'm at the bar. I put a zip fizz in

457
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 2: my drink. It starts going off like old faithful. I

458
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 2: got a fucking volcano in the bar. Didn't know that.

459
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm saying. These pills they react all

460
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 2: kinds of different with these drinks. So tell them what

461
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 2: you want to drink. That I would imagine will cause

462
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: some sort of trepidation when it comes to the pill.

463
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,640
Speaker 1: Dropping smart yeah, so hey man, but heavy, yeah, rest

464
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: in peace. We'll be right back, man. I didn't want

465
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 1: to start off like that. No we're not. We're gonna

466
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: get some happier shit. I want to talk about the

467
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: soft ass Dallas Mavericks at least, not another birthday. Actually

468
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 1: it was Ray Saquan's No, no, no birthday. What do

469
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: you mean birthday? Every show we talk about a damn birthday. No. Oh, yeah,

470
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: go to a birthday. This past week, I forgot. I've

471
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: got a Monday's pond. We didn't talk about a birthday. Yeah,

472
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? Birthday? Yeah? No, no,

473
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: there's no birthdays on Monday or Tuesday. That's really a

474
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: weird day of the week to have a birthday party.

475
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: But I saw the Mavericks game last night and people

476
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: had fire. Nico signs up, you know, Nico's the general manager,

477
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 1: escorted out of the building. They were doing a sing

478
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: along on the jumbo tron. They were paying in the crowd.

479
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 1: People are singing. They go to one guy. He's singing

480
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 1: and he sees he's on the jumbo trall and he

481
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: goes fire. Nico escorted out of the building. Yeah, to

482
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: know it's coming.

483
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 2: If you're the PA guy, the inner arena host, good

484
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: luck in Dallas.

485
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 1: Listen who cares if they say fire Nico, You're gonna

486
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 1: kick them out of the stadium for saying fire Nico.

487
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,239
Speaker 1: Who they boo the players? Do you kick them out

488
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: of the stadium when they boo players? Just because you're

489
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: a little sensitive little bitch because you made a huge trade,

490
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: you're swinging for the fences. You did something unconventional. Be ballsy,

491
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: and you have been ballsy by standing by that decision

492
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: and backing it up every interview, showing no remorse. Don't

493
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: look like a little chicken shit and kick people out

494
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: of the game for a holding up a sign and

495
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: says fire Nico.

496
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 2: What if he's playing five D checkers? He paid those

497
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: people to have a sign at the stadium? Create controversy.

498
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so, Okay, I like your angle.

499
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: Does Gifford play for Dallas? Yeah, but he got hurt Gafford,

500
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: he got hurt. Yeah, they're there fighting. Facer told me

501
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: the other day, I mean, you can't make this ship up.

502
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, what do you want for your birthday

503
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 2: or for the Valentine's cupid's birthday? And I say, give

504
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 2: me a memorabilia piece, something I don't want, flowers, chocolates,

505
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 2: all that shit, you know, chocolate whipped cream mikini.

506
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: Say, give me a memorabilia. Wait, you passed the whip

507
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: gream mukinniy I'll take that.

508
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 2: And she comes running up and she goes, hey, hey,

509
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: I got you memorabilia. I got you memorabilia. Do you

510
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 2: know who Daniel Gifford is?

511
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: Gafford? And I go, fuck's this guy?

512
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: And she goes, I got you an autographed Daniel Gifford

513
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: card card.

514
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably worth fifty cents. Autographed, it's probably worth

515
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: fifty cents. It's coming in, it's coming for Valentine's Day.

516
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: Where the hell did she? Why did she get that?

517
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: Of all the people, I'm I did one of those

518
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 1: stupid draws. Yeah, oh my god, that's how you get

519
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: him for cheaper prices.

520
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 2: But he didn't get him any good I know. Of

521
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: all the people she came and told me. I didn't

522
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: suspect she was gonna give me a Daniel.

523
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 1: Gifford autograph card.

524
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 2: I thought she'd go with a Luca I don't know,

525
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 2: a Titans guy. She with Daniel Gifford. He doesn't even

526
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: see the paint, and now he's hurt.

527
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 1: That thing's dropping. Uh. Autographed card. Oh, Daniel Gifford autograph

528
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: card goes for Oh, well, what what kind of card

529
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: is it? Donros? Donros Uh, let me see Donrous. Okay,

530
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, though I know a lot of names.

531
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: I mean, you could throw names at me.

532
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: I would say college basketball, NBA WNBA oh.

533
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: Pre own Daniel Gafford twenty three, twenty four Donorous signature series.

534
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: Is it a Wizard's jersey or when he's at the

535
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: Maverick Mavericks? Oh, I don't have a Mavericks on here,

536
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: but for the Wizards you can sell for nine to

537
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: ninety nine. Man, all right, well if they make a run. Oh,

538
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: I made a run last year with him. Gotta tell you.

539
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 2: When I said memorabilia, of all the people that I

540
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: thought she was gonna come to me with, I didn't

541
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: expect Daniel Gafford.

542
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know a lot of people, you said, Yeah,

543
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: I know a pretty wide, vast array of athletes.

544
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: When she hit me with Daniel Gafford, he couldn't even

545
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: hide it in my face.

546
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: I was like, Daniel Gafford, Yeah, that should be good.

547
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 2: Google's it real quick, Daniel Gafford, Who the hell is that?

548
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: That's bad? I mean ry. Hey, nothing says I love

549
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 1: you like a Daniel Gafford card. You know what I'm saying, day,

550
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: I really look forward. I appreciate it. Whatever you do,

551
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: don't say fire Nico, You'll get kicked out of the stadium.

552
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: Just thought of soft and crap. I thought I was

553
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: a bitch move.

554
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: Is are the Lakers right now looking at the better

555
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: end of the deal.

556
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,959
Speaker 1: Well, it's been a day. I like judging things by

557
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: a day. I mean, here's the thing. AD's dead for

558
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: a month now. The Mavericks did get the full scope

559
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: of Ad in about three quarters because he was playing great.

560
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: Then he had to leave with an injury and now

561
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: he's out. But here's the problem with.

562
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: The Laker abduct your strain ring.

563
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: They made a great trade by going to get a

564
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: center from the Charlotte Hornets, but he couldn't piss test.

565
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: Then he failed the physical and they sent his ass back.

566
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: So they're no better off because they got no center.

567
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: When Jackson Hayes is your ciner, good luck, good luck

568
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: winning with that as your ciner. And I don't know

569
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 1: how they're gonna make it to the NBA finals. They

570
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: don't have any big men.

571
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: Are you already seeing all the highlights with Sports Center

572
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: and clips we're getting on our phone. It's every lebron

573
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: J smiles after his pass from Luca. Guys, how much

574
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 2: more of this are we gonna do? Can they please

575
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 2: get sodomized? In the playoffs first round.

576
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: JJ Reddick has to tell himself that he goes stop. Stop.

577
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 3: They showed a cliff of him going stop because he

578
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 3: couldn't believe Luca is on his team. No, he's walking

579
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 3: on the I'm done. I'm done with the media, dude,

580
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 3: I can't anymore.

581
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to talk about sensationalizing a fucking

582
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: headline this, dude. I mean, he could have been yelled

583
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: at the ref stop. He could have been saying anybody stop.

584
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: But just because he's walking and Luca is in the

585
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: picture and he's saying stop, they make it. He's telling

586
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: himself stop to refocus, that he can't believe Luca's on

587
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: his team. How did we come to that conclusion? Like

588
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: what was in your mind? What made you come to

589
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: the conclusion that? But that's what JJ Reddick was thinking

590
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: at that time, was stop? Is this even? No? He

591
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: was saying stop, like stop leaving your man on deep ense,

592
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 1: stop throwing the ball away. Stop you know, double teeming

593
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: on the on the pick and roll. He's saying stop

594
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: to something else, but we make it because Luca's on

595
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: the shut up. And then oh another one, Oh my god,

596
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: look at how tickled that Luca is that they're playing

597
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Slovenian music. But I didn't see that one. Yeah, he

598
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: was shooting threes and he's rubbed his chats and he smiles.

599
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: They're like, look at how much it means that Luca

600
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: that they started playing Slovenian music. And when he was

601
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: warming up, I'm like, or was he just having a

602
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: conversation with somebody? He smiled and that music was playing.

603
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 2: I saw one where he goes, look at Lebron James smile.

604
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: Now he knows he can maybe get fifty again like

605
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 2: he did.

606
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: The other day. Did he put up twenty or thirty

607
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: or something? Who Luca or Lebron?

608
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: I think I read that Lebron now has been so

609
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 2: rejuvenated with Luca that he thinks he can get fifty again.

610
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: Great congratulations.

611
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 2: And then our boy Luca, I think he's playing the

612
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 2: Lakers games with a white shirt underneath.

613
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: To hide the fat. But it makes him look even bigger.

614
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: Well he did that with the Mavericks. Oh, because he

615
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: was hiding the fat. Okay, here's the thing. Another funny

616
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: one was, oh, there has to be more I've seen.

617
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: It was Lebron wanted to make sure Luca felt welcome,

618
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: so he went to Luca and said, hey, how do

619
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: you want the starting lineup to be announced? And Louke like,

620
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: where where in the starting lineup do you want to

621
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: be announced? And Luca told Lebron, hey, let me go

622
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: last this one game and then you can have your spot.

623
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: It's like we are acting like we are acting like

624
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: Luca is the second coming of Jesus. Dude, let's call

625
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: me like we are adding like this dude invented basketball,

626
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: Like give me a fucking break man.

627
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: The photographer who took this photo gets a raise, and

628
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: it's Luca getting elbowed and Lebron caring for him, looking

629
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: at him like who cares that he was able to

630
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: freeze frame it when Luca was getting punched.

631
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we are adding like Luca is the greatest

632
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: basketball player to ever grace our President, the Master.

633
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: It's Lebron and Luke on the court together, the Master

634
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: and the apprentice coach.

635
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't anymore. The overblownness of Luca Das

636
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: is so damnitoy. Have you seen the all time stupidest one?

637
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: He's really good. Have you seen the all time stupidest one?

638
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: No?

639
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: Tell me, Oh god, what number is Luca? I don't

640
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: even know four seventy seven? What number is lebron? Seven?

641
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: Twenty three? He changed his numbers every year, and as

642
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: he was he seven at the dude, here's the thing.

643
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: I don't know players Jersey's numbers anymore. I'm not twelve.

644
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: I can't keep up with all this shit.

645
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: Well they did the math win let me let me, oh,

646
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: twenty three plus seventy seven equals one hundred. Let's get it, boy, aha,

647
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 2: let's give it a hundred.

648
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: D You can't make this ship up. No, you can't,

649
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: because they did. They made it up. They make all

650
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: this Hey stop, Oh my god. JJ Reddick is so

651
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: mesmerized that Luca's actually on his team. I'm throw my

652
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 1: damn phone across the room and I read it was

653
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: this one.

654
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's how they're gonna be very dangerous. Was this

655
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: one you were talking about? He let me have my moment.

656
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: Yes, you already hit that one. It's like Lebron came

657
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: to me and wanted to make sure I felt appreciated.

658
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: So he said, hey, man, where do you want to

659
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: be announced in the starting lineup?

660
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't hate this one. Pooka, what city does he plan?

661
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? What city does Luca plan? Los Angeles? So

662
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: then Puka did a play on words and did Pooka Donic?

663
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: Okay instead of Luca. That's funny. That's fine. Okay, that

664
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: one wasn't at each other and they exchange jerseys. Great,

665
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: that's that's not any that didn't anything special. Okay, this

666
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: has got to be a stupid time. I mean it

667
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: is so damn I'm annoying. So I mean, wait this one.

668
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 2: Fifteen seventy seven, Lebron James, I'm playing with Austin Reeves

669
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 2: and Luka Doncic fifteen and seventy seven, cold as fuck

670
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: lucky men.

671
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

672
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: See, wait there, dude, We're getting this the rest of

673
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: the next five months, until you.

674
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Know, we're going to get it for the rest of

675
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: our lives. Here's here's what. When you asked me, what

676
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: is Lebron James's jersey number? These are the jersey numbers

677
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: he's worn in his career six, nine, twenty three, and

678
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: thirty two. So don't ask me what damn number he's

679
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: wearing right now because I don't know. Okay, just understand

680
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: he wears a lot of jerseys. Jesus, you know what

681
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: that was? The full court passed to Lebron.

682
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 2: But you know the caption, No, the first of many

683
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: assists to Lebron.

684
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, they're every day in my phone.

685
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: I wake up to that. Shit. Hey, let me know

686
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: what he has his first assistant, Bronnie James. Let me

687
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: knowing that that's the caption in the future, That's what

688
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: it needs to be. It needs to be the Master

689
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: and the princes needs to be Lebron and Bronnie James.

690
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: Get the God this I like Luca, but this is overkill.

691
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: Well you knew was gonna happen. Well, I knew everybody

692
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: was gonna overreact. Everybody's gonna freak out like they're the

693
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: greatest team in the world. It was one game. Let's

694
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: calm down. Lebron James is still forty five years old,

695
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't have what he used to have.

696
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: Heated.

697
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to feel really reinvigorated for a week.

698
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: You got to maintain it for three months. Good luck.

699
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: When I was at the Dodds though, we were trying

700
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: to find that Lakers game.

701
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it's not good TV and I'm

702
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: not gonna watch them play, but this acting like freaking

703
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Luca walks on water and can do anything and is

704
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: the best basketball player to ever be on your screen. God,

705
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: it's super annoying. And I mean, speaking of good basketball players.

706
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: Are you ready to hear about the Nets game this

707
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: past weekend? Stevenson? Steven he was He no showed at

708
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: the game too this past weekend. So he no showed

709
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: at the game, He no showed at practice. They just

710
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: forgot what time the game was on Saturday.

711
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: Who's your ranker again, Pow Gamma or what is it?

712
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: H Ken palm, Ken palm? Okay, Yeah, his efficiency for

713
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: Steven is very low because he doesn't show up well.

714
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: I asked Boomer for his stats. I go, Boomer, I

715
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 2: need your stats. I'm gonna figure out your player efficiency points, assists, rebounds, blocks, steals,

716
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 2: subtract turnovers and field goals missed, and then divide that

717
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: by games played. And that's a player's efficiency. Typically the

718
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: baseline is fifteen good player. Girl that won it all

719
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: was thirty five. Ajah Wilson, Caitlin Clark was in the

720
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: twenty threes. But it's got to be over fifteen. We

721
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 2: can figure it for Stevenson.

722
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll be right. So we got

723
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: a game Saturday morning. Dude, I believe the game is

724
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: at nine o'clock. And I don't know how these people

725
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: are messing up the schedule or how they don't understand,

726
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: but I'm getting text one parent, Hey, is game nine

727
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: or nine thirty? My wife's arguing with me it's nine thirty.

728
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: Who's right? I'll get a divorce? And I'm like, you're right,

729
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: it's nine. He goes, she's insisting it's nine thirty. I'm like,

730
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: tell her she's wrong, it's at nine o'clock. Well, that

731
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: couple's got about a month left. Uh. Not a good sign.

732
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 1: And we show up and we only got five players.

733
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: And as we're walking in, there's hockey going on next door,

734
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: and there's these kids that look like they're thirteen years

735
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: old showing up to their hockey games in full suits.

736
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, why the hell do they have to wear

737
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: suits to their freaking youth hockey game. My junior preds

738
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: so dumb. Hey, that's the future of smashtown, baby. So

739
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, what difference does it make if they're

740
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: walking from their parents' car to where no no one

741
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: sees them in a suit at thirteen years old? You

742
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: have got to be kidding me. Let go people, Let

743
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: them wear their sweats, let them wear a T shirt,

744
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: nice fit check nice, and they got these big ass

745
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: bags on their shoulder in their nice suit. Oh, I

746
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: can tell that kid's a good hockey player because he

747
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: wears a suit. What a gentleman he wears a suit

748
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: of the damn hockey game at thirteen years old. Imagine

749
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: if I made the new jersey nets show up to

750
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: the basketball game in their suit and we went in

751
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: the locker room to change.

752
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: I will tell you all those kids are probably rich.

753
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 2: Hockey travel is one of the most expensive ones there is.

754
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: Has to be, it could be the most.

755
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: Has to be. Dude. I see them and they have

756
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: five different sticks. These bags are they're as big as them.

757
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: And then if you're the goalie, I can't even imagine

758
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: how much that equipment cost. Not to take from your story.

759
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh I love it.

760
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 2: Cousin daughter who is a flower girl at our wedding,

761
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: do you remember shoting? She cried, she barely threw the flowers.

762
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: I don't realize. She got a little stage fright, freaked out.

763
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: Her name's Tater Todd and she is part of cheerleading

764
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 2: Travel cheerleading man. The cousin said they did the math

765
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: from last year. It cost them ten grand. No see

766
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: with hotels and all the amounts that they were doing.

767
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: Dude, the hockey, Like I was in the parking lot.

768
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: There was cars from Ohio, Alabama, there was travel hockey Michigan,

769
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, these people traveled this far for a

770
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: damn hockey game.

771
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: Dude, that what's next after that is probably a step

772
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: away from NHL because the Preds were playing the Oakland Grizzlies,

773
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 2: and that's Oakland, Michigan.

774
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: The Pred's minor league team. Yeah yeah, And I'm like,

775
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: they came down here for a game from Oakland, Michigan.

776
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 2: They probably stayed the whole weekend and played.

777
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: Probably played, but I'm like, and they're wearing suits. I'm like,

778
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: this is so stupid.

779
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: You came from three blocks away and I'm air is

780
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: all messed up, and I'm like, I got my hoodie on.

781
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: I'm looking at these guys. I'm like, what in the hell? Boy?

782
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: And the kid walking in with his hockey bag handed

783
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: me a dollar. He said, get yourself something to eat.

784
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the coach, damn it. I'm like, yeah,

785
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm the coach, idiot. That's all right, man, whatever, and

786
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: all right, cool and right of those hockey moms, though, no, no,

787
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't even see it. There's like eight people there.

788
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: You can't even go in. You have to watch through

789
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: the window. We watched through the window. We're not allowed

790
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: in because I think you've got to pay to get in.

791
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm not paying to get in.

792
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: I gotta ask my friend because her kid's doing the

793
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 2: travel thing right now.

794
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: I gotta ask her. I mean they loved it. I

795
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: mean my kids watch it. They sit there through the

796
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: window watch and they really enjoy it. But we go

797
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: into the basketball gym.

798
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 2: We're ready to go, guys, we're gonna go to the

799
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 2: less entertaining sport.

800
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: Come on, let's go next. Come on, nuts there, one dude,

801
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: three nuts. There's only five players. So they're like, are

802
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: we are we gonna start, and I'm like, well, you're

803
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: the only ones here, guys, you're a lot, only one here.

804
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: One of them is your wife. Come on, honey, say

805
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: it aloud. So you guys are gonna start, don't worry

806
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: about it. And then Jessica gets there right at tip off,

807
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: so she's on the bench. Jessica, you just take a

808
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: seat for a little bit. You'll get in halfway through

809
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: the first quarter. My mom is getting a Minnie. And

810
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: let me tell you the other team, they had one guy,

811
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: their dad, and the dad was six seven and so

812
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: the kid, at you know, six years old, is already

813
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: i mean, a foot taller than everybody on our team.

814
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: Don't know how we're gonna guard him, but we're gonna

815
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 1: do our best. We're gonna put you know, baby box

816
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: on him in the post. And I said, hey, man,

817
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: just get your hands up and he can't shoot it

818
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: over you. The only problem is I say that about defense,

819
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: but he was a head taller than him, so he

820
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: could shoot it over him. Brings that below the belt, Well,

821
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: he he didn't bring it. They would dribble it down.

822
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: They would throw it to that guy and he would

823
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: turn around and he would throw it like a throw

824
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: in over his head. He'd make it and I was like, damn,

825
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: and he could just get the rebound because he's so

826
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: much taller than everybody made to say impossible, But I mean,

827
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: how do they defend taco fall and dude from perdue

828
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: ed lee?

829
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 2: When he puts it below his dick, you slap it

830
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 2: out of his hands, And.

831
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: There was sometimes he did put it below the right

832
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: but you got to tell him that as a coach, well,

833
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: I know, but then when he didn't, it was hard

834
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: to get it because he was when they put it

835
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: below your crackers, that's produced your twigs are married. Yeah,

836
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: but I have girls on my team, so I can't

837
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: say that you gotta be bashing. That's like, I mean,

838
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: my three year old, I don't know. I think he

839
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: just had the realization of boys and girls because we

840
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: were walking through the neighborhood and there was a swing.

841
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: We started swinging on it and the people that lived

842
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: there they came out and they have three kids and

843
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: one the older kids a boy, and the two younger

844
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: ones are girls. And the girl who's probably like three,

845
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: was naked, and my three year old's like naked boy,

846
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: naked boy, naked boy, and Baby Box goes, that's a girl,

847
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: and he goes, what like he was so confused, didn't

848
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: realize there was boys and girls. Very funny. Anyway, back

849
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: to the basketball game. Yeah, so the tall guy three

850
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: minutes into the game, he gets fouled. He's going to

851
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: the line for two, going to the line for two bricks.

852
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 2: One shack foul, shack attack or that's exactly shack a

853
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 2: shack a shack.

854
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: That's ex exactly what we implemented. Okay, pop, and he

855
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: drained the second one. I'm like, all right, hacker shacks off,

856
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: Hacker shacks off. It was a back and forth game.

857
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: The guy kept getting rebounds, he'd break, he'd bricked. They're

858
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: up seven to nothing.

859
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 2: You guys can't score. Your player efficiency is well below fifteen. Yeah,

860
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: give me some of your kids' stats next time. I

861
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: want to figure out your kid's player efficiency.

862
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: But we did get a couple kids that got shots

863
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: off this game. That was good that they had never

864
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 1: shot it before.

865
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 2: But points and steals add to their player efficiency.

866
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: Baby Box two would lead the team in steals. He's

867
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: good at getting that ball. How many blocks. He's the

868
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: shortest one on the team. He doesn't really How many

869
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: steals you think you got? He probably got like five

870
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: last game, five steals. How many shots did he take?

871
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: He took two. How many turnovers? Oh, probably about ten?

872
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: Ten turnovers?

873
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so five takeaway or you said five steals take away?

874
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: How many shots to two shots that he missed?

875
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, airbo okay, airball equals that minus you did ten turnovers?

876
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: Probably ten.

877
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 2: He was that divided by one game. He had a

878
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: negative seven. They said, fifteen's like a baseline for like a.

879
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: But he's getting there. He had a negative seven player efficiency. Yeah,

880
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: but he's four man. He said, fifteen's about the lowest

881
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: you could go. Well, he's good at getting there and

882
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: stripping it. And as a four year old, he's smart.

883
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: He doesn't dribble straight down the court. He goes to

884
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: the outside to get away from the traffic, and he

885
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: goes and goes and goes and he shot it. Didn't

886
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: make it, but it was awesome. And then, uh, this

887
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: kid that's only been he wasn't there last week and

888
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: he was sick. He was there this weekend. He gets it.

889
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: He doesn't really dribble, He runs around a lot with it.

890
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: He gets it, dribbles it down, then runs from the

891
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: three point line all the way down to the basket,

892
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: throws it up and he makes it. He starts jumping

893
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: up and down. Your guy, yeah, our guy. Okay, so

894
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: we're on the board. It's seven to two. What's his name?

895
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: Uh that is Matthew. Okay, Matthew makes Do you take SATs? Yeah?

896
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: They have a score sheet and every bring them.

897
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: I can figure out their player efficiency.

898
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: I will try to get out maybe bocks, you were

899
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: a negative seven. But then one girl showed up at

900
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: nine thirty. She thought of the game was at nine thirty.

901
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: So she showed up halfway through the game and had

902
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: to get her in the game. Oh here, come on,

903
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: get in, get in and get in and we and

904
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 1: then baby Box made a shot and we lost thirteen

905
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: to four. I don't know how to And I told

906
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: my wife after the game. I was like, I don't

907
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: know how to teach offense. Maybe basketball is not my game.

908
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't.

909
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you really, but I mean, our other parents

910
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: can be better than you. Are you the last option?

911
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't know?

912
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: And I love you think you know basketball, but I

913
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: mean you're basically hurting cats.

914
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: Well I am, but I try to run just like

915
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: Kansas does. I try to. I try to swing the

916
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: ball from side to side and have the big man

917
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: down low, pin the guy low, and we throw it

918
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: to the corner of the backboard, get it and go up.

919
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: But we don't have someone that's his softest hunter Dickinson,

920
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: So that's the problem. And we like to drip dribble it.

921
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: And right when we get over mid court, we pick

922
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: up our dribble and we try to throw a pass

923
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: from there all the way down to the block, and

924
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: we try to throw it over twelve people and it

925
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: gets intercepted. That's where Baby Box two gets in trouble,

926
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: and that's where his ten turnovers come in. Is he's

927
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: four and he tries to chunk it from mid court

928
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: all the way down to the basket for a pass.

929
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: Here's the problem.

930
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: I just realized that my dad never got involved until

931
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 2: you could at least like walk.

932
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: Well, these kids can walk, they can run.

933
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: At that point, you're kind of just a babysitter.

934
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: Really.

935
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 2: You get into coaching once the kids are in upper

936
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: elementary to middle Yeah. I think my dad let other

937
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 2: people handle T ball because he knew it was a joke.

938
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: Our offensive efficiency is so bad? Are are our points

939
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: per possession? I mean just not very good.

940
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: You gotta be out there with the stats though. You

941
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: gotta seem like a mathematician. And the other coaches are like,

942
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: what the is this guy? Do? You got to bring

943
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 2: the math to the game because right now all it

944
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 2: is is just shit thrown it a wall.

945
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean, one kid's got his hands in his pocket

946
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how are you gonna play defense like that?

947
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 2: How can it?

948
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: And he's like oh and then he stakes his arms out.

949
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, there you go. That's how you play defense.

950
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: It was a rough one. Yeah. And so yesterday at practice,

951
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: all we did we didn't shoot shooting, we don't. We

952
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: just passed. We just learned. We just passed, passed, passed, passed,

953
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: chess passed a lot of them when they throw their passes,

954
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: they do moon balls. I'm like, no, no, guys, you want

955
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: to throw it right to them. Yeah, if you do

956
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: it a chess pass, it gets to them quicker. And

957
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: I step and point step in point, like throw your finger,

958
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: like where you're going with the ball?

959
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 2: And is it loud in these gyms when you guys

960
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: are playing? Oh yeah, I mean yeah, it just it's

961
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 2: impossible to run plays to get their attention, to tell

962
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 2: them what to do.

963
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, like my dad, he helped assistant coach when I

964
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: was a kid, when we when I was on the

965
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: Bulls and we would run plays like Pippin Jordan Cartwright.

966
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 2: But are you guys close to running plays or is

967
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:54,919
Speaker 2: that not even?

968
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: No, I can't get them to understand the offense like defense.

969
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: I get them to, you know, mark up, but I

970
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: can't get them to spread out. Yeah, that's really what

971
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: you need them to do. They all run to the

972
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: same spot and I might no, no spreadouts, but because

973
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: one moves, they all moved to the other side, and

974
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: I might know. And then we throw it and it's

975
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: but we did. Actually, I will say we actually completed

976
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: a few passes last game. That was pretty cool to start.

977
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we worked on uh, just passing yesterday

978
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: at practice, but we did. Martha, who hadn't made a

979
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: shot all season, even in practice, that name's making a resurgence. Wow.

980
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: I I sat there with her towards the end of

981
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: practice and I was like, I was like, hey, guys,

982
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: we got eight minutes left of practice. Just shoot, just

983
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: have fun, have fun. And we worked with her and

984
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: worked with her. She made a basket. What's the how

985
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 1: are you the rims seven and a half feet maybe eight?

986
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: Can you dunk?

987
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: Uh?

988
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: Because I can't pull him a ball?

989
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 2: It's still a little Yeah, I wonder if you can

990
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: dunk it? Could tall kid almost dunk it?

991
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: No? Oh, he can't jump that highky no, no, no. But yeah,

992
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: so we lost thirteen to four. We're now with me

993
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: as head coach, we're zero and three. But on the season,

994
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: we're one and three. I was the only game I

995
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: was not at. We won.

996
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 2: Dude, you should almost just change it up. What if

997
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: you came dressed up like those hockey kids? What if

998
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 2: you made them with your kids and everybody wear their

999
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: nicest outfit.

1000
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like their Sunday school best, right, But what do

1001
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: they do?

1002
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: Just wear their shorts and stuff? There's nowhere to change? No, okay,

1003
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 2: never mind.

1004
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: Like, let me like and their shorts, dude, Like, it's

1005
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: one size fits all, dude. So baby Box two, let

1006
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 1: me show you the picture.

1007
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: Right, it looks like the N one mixtape to her

1008
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: out there, they've shown clips of basketball shorts from twenty

1009
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 2: years ago.

1010
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't it crazy?

1011
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: How baggy they used to have them, oh my gosh,

1012
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: and now they all wear them right.

1013
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 1: Up their cranks. Dude. You can't even see the kid's legs, dude,

1014
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean he has a head, arms, and ankles. That's

1015
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: all he has. Is that not hilarious? You almost got

1016
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 1: to get him another pair of shorts. I did. I

1017
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: got him another pair of black shorts. Yeah, I mean

1018
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: it is so you me, my mom, she could sew

1019
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 1: those things. I mean, look at that. I mean it socks,

1020
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: it's his socks. You don't even see any skin. He

1021
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: does look like a ball though. He does look like

1022
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: a baller. Dude. What's the little one? Dude just dick

1023
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: around on the SoC Dig's le around on the sideline

1024
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: with his basketball and cries because he can't go in

1025
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:22,479
Speaker 1: the game.

1026
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: He looks like he'd be a little bit more efficient

1027
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 2: than Jessica.

1028
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's ready. He'll be in it next year. He'll

1029
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: be four next year and he can play. And I'm like,

1030
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: how the hell is he gonna play basketball? The basketball

1031
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: is three sizes, it's too big for him, Like, is

1032
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: it it's a women's ball? Probably, it's like a twenty

1033
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: seven and a half inch youth ball. I don't know. Yeah,

1034
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: all right, we'll take a break when right back I

1035
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: lost the clock. Hold on, hold on, man, you're live. Yeah,

1036
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: that was it, man, that's all. I don't really, I

1037
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, that's where we're at. We got a

1038
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: game this coming weekend. We got two games left. Man,

1039
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: we got to turn the season round, finish five hundred.

1040
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: That's what we're hoping for. To go three and three

1041
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: in our first season would be a huge success.

1042
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 2: And you said it wraps up win in two weeks.

1043
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 2: Here's what you can hope. That'll be perfect. It goes

1044
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: right into March Madness. Then this stuff with Keith, with

1045
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 2: kid I'm gonna make poster boards. You bring the March

1046
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 2: madness to the house. The kids get into it. It

1047
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: invigorates them, just like Lebron and Luca loving the game again.

1048
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: Maybe they get it.

1049
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 2: It all just works together. Hopefully they keep that excitement.

1050
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 2: Then in the offseason this right now, you almost got

1051
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: to look at it as a wash.

1052
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: No, we're still excited. We still have fun. I mean,

1053
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: that's what we're trying to do. Like we played. I mean,

1054
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I'm shocked you guys are doing

1055
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: the score. Tell me how good this practice was. Yesterday.

1056
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you this. We played Duck Duck

1057
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: gooseummies Duck duck goose basketball version. So they dribble the

1058
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: ball around the circle. Another person everybody in the circle

1059
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 1: has a ball Duck duck duck goose, and whoever gets

1060
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: hit goose has to start dribbling and dribble around the

1061
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: surf and chase them around the circles they're dribbling. If

1062
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: they get back to their spot's really good.

1063
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 2: Boom, dude, Yes, So you had to come up with

1064
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: the dumb ass stuff to keep them entertained. You're not

1065
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 2: running plays and doing conditioning. These kids don't need a

1066
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 2: condition at this age.

1067
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: There's two. They don't need conditioning because they got putty energy.

1068
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 2: These are the only two things I remember from basketball

1069
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: at that age. You got to try one of them.

1070
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you. The one is where I told

1071
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: you a kid needs to bark like a dog in

1072
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: the middle of the lane, and then that distracts and

1073
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 2: you run a play to the basket. But he just

1074
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 2: gets on his knees and starts barking and all the

1075
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 2: other kids are looking and then boom, you be lining it.

1076
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: To the right, get to the hoop, get a basket.

1077
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: It works once. I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it

1078
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: this weekend. That's one thing.

1079
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 2: Yes, you got to get a kid just faking like

1080
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 2: they're a dog, going as loud as they can. So

1081
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 2: then kids look and then boom. Then you pass it.

1082
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 2: It works every time. The other thing, tell the kids

1083
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: to write down a mistake on a piece of paper. Hey,

1084
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: what do you think you did wrong?

1085
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: What do you think?

1086
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 2: This is what I remember from four year old basketball?

1087
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: What did you do wrong? What'd you do wrong?

1088
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 2: All the kids write down bad pass? Didn't make a basket?

1089
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 2: D you take them all? Put them in a coffee

1090
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: Can you bring a lighter with you? Light that bitch

1091
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 2: on fire?

1092
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: What is that? Dad?

1093
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: None of those matter? Okay, let's change it now. I

1094
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: don't remember exactly how he outr damn.

1095
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, man. But they're all on fire. That's

1096
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: really good.

1097
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 2: And it's in a coffee can, so it's not going

1098
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 2: to start a fire in the basketball court. But it

1099
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: shocks them all and you're like, because guess what.

1100
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: None of those matter. They're all ashes.

1101
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: Now.

1102
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: It's in the past. I remember it from four years

1103
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: old dude. So it's pretty legit. Dude. We're like, coach

1104
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: just started a fire and a coffee kid, that's pretty good.

1105
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: It goes out on its own.

1106
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 2: You're not going to start like a you know, gym fire. Okay,

1107
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 2: I like it, you guys, that's the type of stuff.

1108
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: It's something that they're going to remember off value, right, Yes,

1109
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 2: get their attention. Yes, all right, Well happy Wednesday, everybody.

1110
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 1: We're out of here. I mean, no football to talk about.

1111
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: I mean, coach started a fire at practice today in

1112
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: a coffee can what what?

1113
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: What the okay? The league calls me, Hey, parents been

1114
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: requesting to get off your team, saying you're turning their

1115
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: kids into pyromaniacs.

1116
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, maybe you gotta throw I remember our coach too,

1117
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: He would let a couple I don't need it was

1118
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 2: an F but he'd definitely say a little S or.

1119
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: A D every once in a while. Okay, you let

1120
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: us swear words.

1121
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 2: Slip tournament. Come on, sorry kids for saying that. Come on,

1122
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 2: just get them fired up. It's something they're not expecting.

1123
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 1: I do like that, all right? Anything else you got

1124
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: anything going on?

1125
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 2: No man, no man, Bazer dude, they make her she's

1126
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 2: been working from home. She had to commute. She said

1127
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: they would commute in traffic hour and a half.

1128
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 1: She had to commute.

1129
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just they're doing a couple things in the office. Oh,

1130
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 2: HiT's me up, almost the same drive. My drive's twenty minutes.

1131
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 2: Hers in traffic is an hour and a half. She goes,

1132
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 2: it's brutal. I'm quitting tomorrow.

1133
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, totally kidding.

1134
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 2: She's not quitting, but she goes, Dude, this traffic is

1135
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: this traffic is awful. And I'm like, yeah, it's pretty bad.

1136
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 2: But working from home, you save yourself an hour and

1137
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 2: a half on the front end and the back end.

1138
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's three hours of your day. Man. I just

1139
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: those people are sitting in traffic. That sucks for them.

1140
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: But all right, we out hell of a amen. Yeah,

1141
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: let's go. Did they do that golf thing again? That

1142
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: that indoor golf? If they do it again?

1143
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: One of my buddies hit me up and he goes,

1144
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: you've been watching this TPC And I'm like, what the

1145
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: fuck is TPC?

1146
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: He goes that Tiger Woods golf. That's so stupid watching.

1147
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: I mean, if anybody's watching, they gotta get help. They're

1148
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: into a simulator. Man, it's not even fun. I don't

1149
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: understand it.

1150
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 2: I saw the only clip I've seen Colin moriy Kala

1151
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 2: hit one and it glitched and he got lucky and

1152
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: the ball didn't.

1153
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: Roll off the cliff and he just goes, huh, it glitched.

1154
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 2: But I guess in this league it can glitch and

1155
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: you're good.

1156
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't understand. I don't

1157
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: understand how this is the next big thing. It's not.

1158
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: They spent a lot of money on it.

1159
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 2: Rich people spend their money on the dumbest things.

1160
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: Goodbye.