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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. I named Johnny Dunkelberg, and

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Speaker 1: welcome to Stupid Internet Questions. It's America's most exciting game

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Speaker 1: show where we ask you the Internet question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about. So what are they talking about on the

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Speaker 1: dot com today? YEA, Well, welcome to stupid. By the way,

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Speaker 1: management wants us to change the name from stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet questions if we have idiots in the news,

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Speaker 1: so today today's maybe it's not stupid Internet question because

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Speaker 1: they say stupid is too negative. So text in four

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Speaker 1: one of six one. Should we change it from stupid

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Speaker 1: like when you hear us say stupid Internet questions? Does

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Speaker 1: that make you feel bad? Would you like us to

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Speaker 1: change it to like kuki or Cornernet questions or quirky?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They just said stupid is not a

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Speaker 1: good name for it. So text in four one of

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Speaker 1: six one. Let's take a pull right now, does stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions hit you the wrong way and make you

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Speaker 1: want to cry? And should we change it to something

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Speaker 1: like kookie, wacky quirky Internet Questions? When I told Christians this,

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Speaker 1: he said, why don't we just change it to dumb

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Speaker 1: I'm the same thing, so text in about that one

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Speaker 1: six one. I like dumb Internet questions. I dumb, stupid,

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Speaker 1: idiot Internet. I take your sub that we have to

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Speaker 1: change J Well, we can make it whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. What would you

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Speaker 1: like the name to be? For stupid Internet questions? Right now?

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Speaker 1: But we don't mean it in a bad way. We

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Speaker 1: just mean it's silly. There's silly questions that people argue

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Speaker 1: about on the Internet. And my name is Brian Dunkelburger.

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Speaker 1: This is stupid Internet question. Johnny, when you started is

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Speaker 1: Johnny Dunkelberger. I'll call us up right now. Eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. Here is today's

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Speaker 1: wacky cookie quirky. It's quirky Internet question, not sid basically,

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Speaker 1: here's it definitely not stupid Internet question. The question is this,

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Speaker 1: if you were a stripper, what would your stripper name be?

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Speaker 1: This is if you were a stripper, what would your

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Speaker 1: stripper name be? Up? Eighty eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. Text in four one oh six one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been My stripper name would definitely be happy Boots.

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Speaker 1: Happ happy No happy Boots, because all I'm wearing boots

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Speaker 1: everyone's happy, and I'm happy when they throwing them dollis

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Speaker 1: happy Boots. Isn't there a song called happy feet or

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Speaker 1: happy the song happy by for all? That would be

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Speaker 1: maybe your song happy No, I would be sad because

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Speaker 1: I would not get any money because that song is terrible.

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Speaker 1: Clapp happy clappy is text in four one six one

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Speaker 1: If you were a stripper, what would your stripper name be?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, everybody happy Boots because she's happy.

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Speaker 1: She's making you happy. It's happy good taking the stage

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Speaker 1: and working for you. Clap clap, clapperty Clapp sure is clapping.

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Speaker 1: I think you get strip this text in four one

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Speaker 1: to six one calls up eighty eight three for one

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Speaker 1: It would be such a weird thing to be a

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Speaker 1: part of one of the saddest places on earth, and

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Speaker 1: that song is playing ten four one six one call

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Speaker 1: six one. It's stupid Internet questions, but we mean stupid

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Speaker 1: in a good way. Stupid internet questions, and we're asking

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Speaker 1: be Southern charm. Okay, no, it's not basic because I'm Southern.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna charm your man because you don't

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Speaker 1: with Southern charm? Dens, She's definitely a country song like

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton nine to five or something, you twain, Oh,

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Speaker 1: She's got those tassels everywhere. Is that real level? Definitely

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Speaker 1: That's pleasant jobs text fives only, not singles, but text

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Speaker 1: If I had a stripper name for like yours, like

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Speaker 1: on and lasting it, it would be smoothie ween ass.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you grew up on a street called Wieners. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thirty six seventy four North ween Ass Roads. Ladies and

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Speaker 1: Make sure you get your ones out because smoothieheen Ass

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Speaker 1: What were your swing? Says? My stripping name would be

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Speaker 1: fun sized sneaker because it's chocolate with nuts and not

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jewil Phone Frameay Mornings. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins. I'm here with my son Foxy

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Speaker 1: Foxy say hello, Hi is this Brian. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: the head coach of the Reds. Yes, it is the

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Speaker 1: little league baseball team that's playing my son's team this

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Speaker 1: week end for the championship. Oh okay, so you guys

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Speaker 1: to win the cargo. Yes we are. My son Foxy

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to the game. It was We're gonna

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Speaker 1: kill you guys this Sunday. Oh Foxy, stop it, it's

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Speaker 1: too early for that. Hey. Hey, wait, I'm glad you guys.

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Speaker 1: You guys better. He's pretty competitive. So yeah, you guys

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Speaker 1: are already losers. Well yeah, there you go. Well, don't

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Speaker 1: worry about losing away because raw winners, So you have

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Speaker 1: to worry about being a loser. Okay, please, why would

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Speaker 1: you show up your winner? Hy? You guys? You know,

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Speaker 1: I guess the fox He called that one out, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: And he said, not you guys, that's the loser spirit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess it is, Foxy. Hih high five Foxy. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's my boy problem. Yeah. So, hey, we're calling you

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Speaker 1: because we just needed a chat for a second, since

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Speaker 1: you're the head coach of the team. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: a star third baseman, aren't you, Foxy. That's me. I'm

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Speaker 1: one of the parents, though I don't actually coach, but

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because I needed to speak with you about

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Speaker 1: the championship game coming up this Sunday. Get to the

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Speaker 1: point because the way your son speaking to be as

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Speaker 1: kind of disrespectful. So I like to h three runs

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Speaker 1: in the seventh inning, Three runs in the seventh inning?

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Speaker 1: Three runs in the seventh inning. Was that a game

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Speaker 1: you guys played, prier, because it's not going to happen

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Speaker 1: to the game to play. No. I think what fox

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Speaker 1: he's trying to say is there will be money in

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Speaker 1: a bag for you underneath the right driver's side tire

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Speaker 1: of a car if you give up three runs in

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Speaker 1: the seventh inning, back at half pound one bit, three

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Speaker 1: us in the seventh commission about this money talks and Tyler,

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Speaker 1: your star player, is going to be sick. Yep, I

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Speaker 1: think I hear him coming down with a little cough.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Foxy? Yeah, yeah, a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a flu. Probably won't be able to play this Sunday

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Speaker 1: if you know what's best for you. Nope, Tyler has

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Speaker 1: a headache. I just heard that from Benjamin Franklin and

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Speaker 1: ten of his friends. Wow, that sounds like a thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars to me. Yeah, so I guess what sick Tyler

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Speaker 1: is sick? I guess what we're proposing is thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for your star player to be sick and for three

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Speaker 1: runs in the seventh inning. You guys trying to bribe.

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Speaker 1: May I think bribe is a harsh word. I think

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Speaker 1: this conversation has been harsh you. First of all, you

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Speaker 1: have your child talking about bribes, and you have them

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Speaker 1: talking about my star player being sick. This is ridiculous, man.

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Speaker 1: And what's how about you want two thousand and three thousands?

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Speaker 1: We got the money. Hey, hey kid, hey kid, how

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Speaker 1: about you shut up? Kids? We talk to your dad? Now,

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Speaker 1: this is not right, So let me talk to your five.

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Speaker 1: What's your father's name? I wanted your full days names.

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Speaker 1: Pete Deakins, pleasure to meet too. That's not a real

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Speaker 1: Dame bo peekin. My name is Pete Eakins. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would advise you to take our offer. It's a really

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Speaker 1: good offer. Take off hard your dad. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to bribe you with with a easy thousand dollars. Now,

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Speaker 1: what are you What kind of example are you setting

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Speaker 1: for yourself with that I freely with it. I said

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Speaker 1: three thousand, Box, he said three thousand, and you said

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Speaker 1: a thousand, Fox, he said three to give you ten

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Speaker 1: how much money it is. I'm not going to do that,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. Don't call the cops. He can't go back

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Speaker 1: to jail. Yeah, that's right, Fox, he can't go back

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Speaker 1: to jail. So if you call the cops here and

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Speaker 1: we've got the figure out, I'm pretty sure he's been

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Speaker 1: to jail already a few times. Horrible example. Horrible. I

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Speaker 1: feel bad for your father. You're a bad father because

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Speaker 1: you won't take thirty five thousand dollars and you could

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Speaker 1: really use that money to go towards your family. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at that. Yeah, I won't take thirty five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars to provide for his own family. Foxy's father, Now

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Speaker 1: I think he is. I think Brian is. He won't

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Speaker 1: even take a bribe to you know, maybe put some

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Speaker 1: food on the table for his family. Yeah, well he's

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Speaker 1: a game. Maybe send more to charity. He don't say

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Speaker 1: about one more word about my family. Don't even go there, Pal,

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Speaker 1: I advise you to be quiet, because right now I

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Speaker 1: got to cope on the line. Don't tell me to

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Speaker 1: be quiet a little dude. A what what did you do? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I called you a dugan. But you're gonna do about it?

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Speaker 1: What the hell do I have no idea. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do, guys, but I do know that

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. This is actually a

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Speaker 1: and Jack's from The Jewel Show doing a phone print

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Speaker 1: on you and your wife, Maris. I'll set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said that you have a championship little League baseball

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Speaker 1: came coming up this Sunday and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're out over the Jewel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the I n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They report the

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Speaker 1: news for Wednesday, August seventeenth, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and Drake needs to take it easy on the

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Speaker 1: old people. Well why is Drake being mean to old people?

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and there might be

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Speaker 1: some possible chemicals. Yeah, I have what coming up in

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Speaker 1: my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow And as Dolly Parton said,

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Speaker 1: working nine to five what a way to make a living,

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Speaker 1: But it's also a way to get spied on. More

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Speaker 1: you've been ghosting her and she doesn't know why and

422
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 1: she wants to know why, Amy, Um, is it because

423
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: you say? No, I just don't date liars. You know,

424
00:21:55,560 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: you don't date liars. Lying yeah about what? She just

425
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: didn't match her profile picture. I don't. I don't want to.

426
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to blow up her spottished. Well, I

427
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 1: thought she was pregnant and it turned out she wasn't.

428
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: So wait great, what it was kind of a deal

429
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 1: kind of a deal breaker for me. Wait wait for

430
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: not being pregnant. Yeah, she clearly was pregnant in her

431
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: profile pick And when I got there, you know, it's

432
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: just it was just wait, so you wanted maybe wait,

433
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: this is confusing. So you were meeting her for a

434
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: first date and you wanted her to be pregnant. Yeah,

435
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: like pregnos so like pargos. Oh okay, you know there's

436
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: a thing. It's fine. We linked on Tinder and her

437
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: in her profile she looked pregnant, so I was like hell, yeah,

438
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: oh wow, okay, So you thought that she wanted that too, Yeah,

439
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was a mutual king. I don't know.

440
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Did you ask her if she

441
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: was pregnant or you just assumed that she was pregnant?

442
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: And no, I'm not. I'm not a monster. I could

443
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 1: just tell in the picture that she's pregnant. And then

444
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: when I showed up, no, yeah, all right. And to

445
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: top it all off, you know, and she told me

446
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: that she had like kids a while ago. They were

447
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: like three years old, so she hadn't been pregnant for

448
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: a while. So I was like, no, thanks, liar. Oh

449
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: oh all right, Well, Chris, obviously you don't like liars. Well,

450
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't really lie to you. I just

451
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: didn't tell you something. Amy's actually on the phone listening

452
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you right now. Oh god, sorry,

453
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: we forgot to tell you, um, hi, Yeah, so you

454
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: had to hear that. I just I'm into pregnant woman,

455
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: and I thought you were. I thought you were pregnant.

456
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean I was at one point. Yeah, Chris Amy

457
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: was pregnant at one point before he went on a

458
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: date with her and didn't call her back. Does that

459
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: mean anything? Man, I wish you were pregnant. I bet

460
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 1: you were hot when you were pregnant. I do not

461
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: like I mean, like you saw the picture. That's like

462
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: why you wanted to take me out. It's not like

463
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: you can't get pregnant again. If you get pregnant again,

464
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: hit me up? What, No, do you want to make

465
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: a pregnant Yeah? Why do you like? That's really weird?

466
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 1: That's a really that's a strange thing to say, don't.

467
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Hey, people I like what I like? Yeah?

468
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: Ever like that? I guess you're like, hey, don't be

469
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: ashamed to like what you like, as long as it's

470
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: not hurting anybody, right, right, everybody? If everybody involved likes

471
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: it or illegal or yeah right or not in a relationship, yeah,

472
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: or that, you should probably check that they're currently pregnant. Yeah,

473
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: why would you put up a picture if yourself pregnant

474
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: on a dating but because I felt really pretty in

475
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: that picture, don't you get like that motherly glow? Yeah?

476
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: You were pretty. I wish you were pregnant. Chris. To

477
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: avoid this next time, just ask what their due date

478
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: is before you. No, don't do that. That's not a

479
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: good idea because they might not be pregnant. Oh yeah, yeah,

480
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: I could actually make sure you don't get a date

481
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,239
Speaker 1: at all if you do that. True backfire. Yeah, you

482
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: guys have been in a situation where you've seen that happen, right,

483
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: Have you ever done it? No? I absolutely won't even

484
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: ask when I can tell their pregnant. I still won't ask.

485
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: I still won't ask. It reminds me of this time

486
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: when I was young and there was this lady we

487
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: went to church with, and my mom said she would

488
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: always come up to her and be like, I didn't

489
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: know you were pregnant. I didn't know you were pregnant,

490
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, I'm about to beat you

491
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: down in the house of God. I could be working

492
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: in the returning Ward and I could be a doctor

493
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: delivering a baby in returnity yarder. I still wouldn't exactly, Chris,

494
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with Amy.

495
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,640
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Like I mean, if you're hitting

496
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: me up when you're pregnant, I don't know, but right

497
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: now it's for Randy Jackson. Okay, Amy, what do you

498
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: think would you still want to go with Chris Agan

499
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: at any point? That's super weird, but like in another

500
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: weird way, it's kind of hot. So I guess if

501
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: I am pregnant again, I'll hit you up. Man. Alright,

502
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: it's a successful first take follow up, I think. And

503
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: she's single, someone else could happen? Could she's like going

504
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: down to get pregnant. M all right, So Chris, if

505
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: Amy gets pregnant again, then you're up for it. You

506
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: would hit it. I didn't quit it. Somehow figure out

507
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: how to get pregnant again and and single? Pregnant and single, right,

508
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: because we don't want anybody cheating? Yes please God? All right, Well,

509
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Hopefully you'll keep in contact and

510
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,959
Speaker 1: we'll find out if you guys actually do end up

511
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: looking I didn't feel sexy at all when I was pregnant.

512
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: The last thing that I wanted to do is that. Well,

513
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: I think Chris would have thought you were sexy for sure.

514
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I'm what's wrong with you? Chris? Isn't

515
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: there like a chance that you might be like hitting

516
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: the little guy girl in there? Yeah, I've never had it.

517
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: I've obviously never had a kid. Alex and I are married.

518
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: I have step kids, not you know, they're not mine,

519
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: but I would be scared they would come out with

520
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: like a dent. And it's Ederson yourself. The Jewels Show

521
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?

522
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: You texted in at four one oh six one that

523
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: you had a dirty little secret. So we're calling you

524
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: back to see what your dirty little secret is. This

525
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. Hi, how are you? Oh? Oh,

526
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: guys are actually calling me? Okay, I'm doing pretty good.

527
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: How about you, guys, I'm pretty good too. Just thanks,

528
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: Just sleep waiting your dirty little secret. If you're in

529
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: a place you can tell us. Uh, okay. So my

530
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: dirty little secret was that I kept my son a

531
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: secret for a year and a half from who, from everyone? Everyone? What?

532
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: That's crazy? Everyone? When you when you first when you said,

533
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: I was like from the mom and I'm like, wait

534
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: a second, that would probably be impossible. I mean somewhat.

535
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: So you kept it a secret. You kept your son

536
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: a secret from everybody. That is correct, So now everybody

537
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: knows or what. Yes, now now everybody's been caught up.

538
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: But so right, it was a dirty little secret. It

539
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: was a dirty littleton was um. But yeah, no, it

540
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: was for a very long time. And uh, basically, I

541
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: you know, I did the dirty and a couple of

542
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: months later, when a couple months later, a while later,

543
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: I get a phone call and a person's like, hey,

544
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: so I'm eight months pregnant. I was like what she

545
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: was like? She was like, I had no idea, And

546
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me, she had no idea? Yeah,

547
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: how do you not feel it? So I was like,

548
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for that, Like I don't even I

549
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: was still live with my parents, like I'm trying to.

550
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: I just felt like I wasn't ready for you. Obviously

551
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: I was very inconsiderate her. But I kept a secret.

552
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: And that's where I am now. And uh, finally I

553
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna be there from my kid. Did

554
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: you Wow? Yeah, that's crazy. Did you do a paternity

555
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: test to know that it is yours? If you look

556
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: at the two of us side by side, and we

557
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: look identical and like just like my kid. I've seen

558
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: and like a lot of episodes of Mario though, where

559
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: they're like the nose looks like yours looks like you.

560
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: Let's got your nose and it comes out actually there's

561
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: you know, uh yeah, no, of course. But I obviously

562
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: I had to, you know, complete the paternity test. It

563
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: was for child supports. I was absolutely yeah, yeah, he's

564
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: my little man. Well, I'm glad you don't have to

565
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: keep him a secret anymore. So your parents, if you

566
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: have parents, how'd they take that? They were not too happy.

567
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: They were not too happy. Obviously my mom didn't know

568
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: show a grandchild. Uh. My dad didn't know he had

569
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: a grandkid. Yeah, until my three sisters were real mad

570
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: that I didn't have told them I had nephew for them. Yeah,

571
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: the newborn stage is so sweet, like it's the best

572
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: stage kind of I didn't kind of a stay an

573
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna regret that. I would have just been like, dude,

574
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: what you guys are mad because I didn't tell you

575
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: have a nephew. What about me? I just found out

576
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: I have a son? Yeah right you for just a second,

577
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: my life has been turned upside down? Where's the sympathy

578
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: for me? I have to be saying for everyone else? Well,

579
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: thanks for telling us you're a little secret man. All right,

580
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: no problem, did you bil show on demand? Everybody knows

581
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: that feeling. Right, stop off at the growth restore, just

582
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: to grab something to cook for dinner. But then while

583
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: you're there, you remember that you needed a can of

584
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: canola oil, a cucumber, a party hat, and an extra

585
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: large tupe of preparation h You know that goes right right.

586
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: Then as you get to the checkout stand, you think, man,

587
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: this is gonna look weird. What is the cashier going

588
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: to think when I get up there with all of

589
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: these things. Yes, I know what I'll do. I'll grab

590
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: two party hats so they don't think it's weird. You know,

591
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: you don't want to get the wrong idea. It is

592
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: true though. We all know that feeling of thinking that

593
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: cashiers are going to judge us at the grocery store

594
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: and guess what they do, because a list just came

595
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: out of the top things that cashiers judge people for. Okay,

596
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go over it right now, so

597
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: you know exactly what they're thinking. And when you go

598
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: through the checkout out. I definitely have had things where

599
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, yeah, judgment for this, but

600
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: like I don't care anymore. That was when I was younger.

601
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: I've never cared. Sometimes I want to buy the awkward

602
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: things just because it's fun to do that, you know,

603
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: to go through there. Just see the look on their face,

604
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: like like staring at the cashier while they're scanning all

605
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: your things. Exactly. We're going over a list of what

606
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: cashiers say that they judge people for when you go

607
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: through the check outline. They judge parents who buy booze

608
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: and cigarettes. But then well not just that, but the

609
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: ones that buy booze and cigarettes and then scream at

610
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: their kids to put bottles of juice or candy away,

611
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: like you can't have that, listen, well spent around for themselves.

612
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: That's We're going over a list of what cashiers say

613
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: that they judge people for when you go through the

614
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: check outline. Lottery tickets, they say, especially when people blow

615
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: through the money of the cashier makes on their entire

616
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: shift for just a couple of lottery tickets. I do

617
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: what you gotta do, Alex, and I spend a lot

618
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: of money and lottery, because we play lottery all the time.

619
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: So Alex and I are going to we are going

620
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: to like we're manifesting, yes, but in the meantime we'll

621
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: just win the other games, like to pick three, Match four.

622
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I did win the pick three again. Oh

623
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: my god, no way, Alex, you're lying. I'm not buying.

624
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: Is literally like every single week, at least once a week,

625
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Alex has one to pick three about ten or eleven

626
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: times in the last couple months. For real. It's crazy,

627
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: it's insane. But it's not just going to be the

628
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: Pick three. I'm going to win the powerball. It's going

629
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: to happen. And then I don't even care what the

630
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Speaker 1: checkers think of whatever I'm buying. I'll just like, I'm rich, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. What else do they judge you for

632
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: when you go through the checkout line at the grocery store.

633
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: A list just came out where checkers answered the question

634
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: what do they judge people for? They judge any expensive

635
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: premium bottled water. Why not just because it's arguably a

636
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: waste of money, but because there's also a lot of

637
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: plastic waste that goes with it. So if you're lying

638
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: really expensive bougie water. I guess the checker will get you,

639
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: which is fine with me. I don't care, okay, but

640
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: it is better water. I don't even know if it's better,

641
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: but it tastes better because it's more expensive to me.

642
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: What is it, vosswater that comes into the glass bottle? Yeah,

643
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: the vosswater. Yeah, I don't think it is better. It

644
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: could probably tap water, it could be toilet water, but

645
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: it just tastes delicious because it's like forty five dollars

646
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: for one bottle and it's glass, and it was just

647
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: like little school. Yeah. Yeah. We were going over a

648
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: list of the top things that cashiers judge you for

649
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: when you go check out at the grocery store or

650
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: anywhere else. They say that anything in a large amount.

651
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,280
Speaker 1: One cashier said they had a person by fifteen cases

652
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: of red Bull and they also looked like they were twelve,

653
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: sense because either they were twelve or they drink red

654
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: Bull like that and their growth was severely stunted. My

655
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: first job ever in high school was a grocery store cashier. Yes,

656
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: and so I didn't really judge like what people bought

657
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: as much as I did like their actions. Or kind

658
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: of how they were in the store. Like there would

659
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: be people that would always drive up and instead of

660
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: parking in a parking spot, they would put their car

661
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: right in front of the grocery store entrance and send

662
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: their kid in to pick up stuff while they sat

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Speaker 1: in the car. Oh God, yes, there was someone like that.

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Speaker 1: There was also another lady who God bless her. I

665
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: don't think she had showered in years and had a

666
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: full fledged beard. And y'all know me, I'm really sensitive

667
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: to smell and stuff like that. Gag ac Central. I

668
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: started gagging, but she would come through my line. And

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00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: then I had another girl who like had a crush

670
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: on me, and she came to pay her entire order

671
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: and change and she was shaking and spilled to change

672
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: all over. I literally went home every day it was

673
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: like Mom and Dad, I hate my life. Please stop

674
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: everywhere that sounds. Where was that grocery store melt Airy,

675
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: North Carolina? Bottom dollars? What it was like? Okay, it

676
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: was actually called bottom That makes sense. I mean, to

677
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: be a cashier at a place called Bottom Dollar. Wow,

678
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: you've definitely had to see some stuff. I had to worry.

679
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: I had a really weird purchase at the grocery store

680
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: the other day, and I know the checker was judging

681
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Speaker 1: me because I get Alex flowers every Wednesday. I'm up

682
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Speaker 1: early and then I go get her coffee and every

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00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 1: Wednesday I get her flowers. So I'm at the grocery

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00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: store like for something in the mornings. And I also

685
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: bought this really cool Keegels machine. It sends electric pulses,

686
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: but you have to you have to put it somewhere

687
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: and pulses. It's to tighten things up down there, right,

688
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: But I have to get loub to go with it,

689
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: because okay, you can't just you know. So right, I've

690
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: got flowers, a kombucha, and then I was like, oh yeah,

691
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: I ran out of that for my little Kinggle machine,

692
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: so I gotta get that too. So it's like five

693
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: in the morning. I got kombucha, flowers and some lube.

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Speaker 1: Definitely thing I'm up to no good texting four one

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Speaker 1: six one. What's one of the weirdest things that you've

696
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Speaker 1: purchased at the grocery store? Your phone break happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming

698
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand