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Speaker 1: Okayop, I'm Samuel Donnor and I'm John Fryt, and we

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Speaker 1: tell the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Always.

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Speaker 1: You asked some pretty good questions that it is true, John,

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Speaker 1: I have a question that has been bugging me since

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Speaker 1: the end of time. Hit me people who believe in

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Speaker 1: zodiac signs, like why bro?

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Speaker 2: I swear every.

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Speaker 1: Girl I've ever dated has just been like, what's your

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Speaker 1: star sign? And if you know someone, please tag them

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Speaker 1: and out.

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Speaker 2: Them, tag them, tell the story. I remember that quick

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Speaker 2: story time. When I was like twenty, I went on

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Speaker 2: a date and she was like going through all my

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Speaker 2: risings and moons and all this business, just me on

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Speaker 2: my favorite beer and I said blue moon and she said, wow,

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Speaker 2: that's basic.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, that's such a Vegetarius thing to happen.

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Speaker 2: I put my foot down and said, you know what,

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Speaker 2: maybe it's basic. I don't care. I like it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe astrology is basic.

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Speaker 2: Yea, hey, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I actually I had a date, a tender date,

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Speaker 1: like a while back, and literally she's like, so like,

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Speaker 1: what's your sign right, and I I like, I know

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Speaker 1: my regular side. Yeah, it's like piscey, yeah, basic sime.

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Speaker 1: And then she's like no, no, no, like like what's

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Speaker 1: your your rising moon hide Philippian sign and like what

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Speaker 1: she's like call your mom? Like what she's like, call

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Speaker 1: your mom right now. So she literally made me call

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Speaker 1: my mom no and find out and find out that

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Speaker 1: I was born at like twelve, like fifteen am in

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Speaker 1: the morning on February nineteenth. Like she basically told me

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Speaker 1: all this stuff, like oh my god, this makes so

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Speaker 1: much sense, like you're like this and you're like this,

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Speaker 1: and then turns out like oh I got the like

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Speaker 1: an hour off. And then she's like oh wait wait wait,

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Speaker 1: and then she did this whole side. It was completely different.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh wait, wait, wait, this makes total sense,

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Speaker 1: like oh this bs.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, Wow.

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Speaker 1: I have some answers from Reddit too.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's let's let's hit it.

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Speaker 1: So because when I was high's f someone did my

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Speaker 1: whole chart and I've never felt so understood. I'm chasing

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Speaker 1: that buzz forever. And then someone was on it. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I can relate. My friend gave me a weed brownie

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Speaker 1: and read my chart to me at a coffee chop.

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Speaker 1: When it started to kick in, I felt like everyone

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Speaker 1: was staring at me, and I meekly said, can you

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Speaker 1: stop reading that out loud?

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's it. We just haven't gotten high and

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Speaker 2: done it.

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Speaker 1: That's the key, bro anything well, high so much? Next one,

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Speaker 1: because I always feel stressed and anxious and I need

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Speaker 1: to be tethered to something.

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Speaker 2: Okay, pick something better, Sorry, I'm putting the foot down.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Pick science, play whiffleball or something I

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 1: And then someone responded, only if the stars allow it, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Next one. As someone who thinks most

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Speaker 1: things are bs, it's one of the least harmful things

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Speaker 1: that people follow. I'd rather my neighbors be an eccentric

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Speaker 1: astrology nut than an average scientologist.

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Speaker 2: That is an actual good point of all the.

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Speaker 1: Things to believe. I feel like astrology is the least harmful.

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Speaker 2: Read my signs, just don't storm my capital. Well I

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Speaker 2: will take that.

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Speaker 1: But then someone responded, then again, there are people who

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Speaker 1: decide who to marry or not based on the prospective

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Speaker 1: partner's side, and make life changing decisions based on astrology,

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Speaker 1: or just spend a lot of money consulting astrologers. So

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Speaker 1: it's not always just benign. Hey, the paper says, I'll

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Speaker 1: meet an old friend today, Like sometimes people are actually

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Speaker 1: changing their lives and spending their hard earn cash on this.

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Speaker 2: I'll let people mess up their own lives, just don't

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Speaker 2: mess up my life. That's all I care.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's segment them from the rest of the population. Also,

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Speaker 1: we're about to get a ton of astrologers in our.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so triggered they will be Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Apparently next one because I'm a typical Pisces.

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Speaker 2: There we go. That's it.

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Speaker 1: And then someone responded. One time, when I was arguing

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Speaker 1: with my mom and telling her I don't believe in astrology,

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Speaker 1: she barked at me, of course you don't believe in astrology.

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Speaker 2: You're a fair go.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means. But I always

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Speaker 1: thought the comment itself was a great one classic. And

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Speaker 1: then the last one because it mainly to sexy time. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and then someone responded, must be a vegetarius. Someone else responded,

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Speaker 1: cancer symbol is sixty nine. I guess when your body

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Speaker 1: was born a maybe, And that is a conclusion of

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Speaker 1: astrology and zodiac signs.

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Speaker 2: You know what else? I see what subscribe?

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Speaker 1: But subscribe people show