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Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. Hey, and don't forget

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Speaker 1: you can still text in your thoughts, your feelings, your

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Speaker 1: opinions to seven eight five nine two. I mean we

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll read them. I can guarantee that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, seven eight five nine to two, and the full

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Speaker 1: show starts right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling kind of generous today.

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Speaker 2: That's weird.

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Speaker 3: What if I order breakfast for everybody in the studio?

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Speaker 2: Yes, why do I feel like Brooke?

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Speaker 3: What do you want clam omelet with beets? Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: we'll go all out. Alexis the usual smiley faced pancake

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Speaker 3: with rainbow sprinkles? Yes? Else in Jose for you? I'm

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Speaker 3: thinking a plate of twenty raw sugar cubes, brown sugar

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Speaker 3: so it's healthy. Yeah, okay healthy.

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Speaker 4: My diabetes is flaring up.

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Speaker 3: I'll pop that order in real quick.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that breakfast place closed.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's too good to be true.

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Speaker 3: I guess we were too late. W CII which clip

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Speaker 3: is it?

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Speaker 2: And I have my heart set on Clayos.

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Speaker 4: Clams will have.

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Speaker 3: To wait because we have two viral soundbites and only

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Speaker 3: enough time to play one of them. Let's get right

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Speaker 3: to your choices. Option one is a thirty four second

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Speaker 3: clip of Kermit the Frog rickrolling all of his castmates

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Speaker 3: in epic fashion, oh Man. Or Option two a twenty

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Speaker 3: one second clip of a mom trying to practice keyboard

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Speaker 3: when her twelve year old son interrupts to tell her

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Speaker 3: the best news ever. What's it gonna be? Friends? Kermie's

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Speaker 3: got pipes? Or kid gets hyped?

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Speaker 2: Alexis kid gets hyped?

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Speaker 1: Okay Brook, Dude, Jeffrey, no one can out do your

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Speaker 1: Rick roll on us last week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah gets hyped?

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Speaker 5: Get h O.

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Speaker 3: Guess let's listen to a clip of a mom who's

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Speaker 3: trying to practice her keyboard when her twelve year old

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Speaker 3: interrupts to tell her the best news ever. Beat Minecraft

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Speaker 3: under Dragon.

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Speaker 4: They beat a dragon. It's definitely video game.

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Speaker 6: Ever.

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Speaker 3: That was which clip? Is it? I'm jeff Apple lap

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Speaker 3: Bottom de Bo. Let's get to your shot collar question

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Speaker 3: of the day. I don't see the bucket in studio,

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Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna send it over to Digital Jake

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Speaker 3: to wow us with a question us. I hope you're

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Speaker 3: all hungry for knowledge.

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Speaker 7: AM Today is National Deep Dish pizza day.

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Speaker 1: Knowledge comes in pizza.

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's go.

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Speaker 7: Rather than having a show pizza party where Jose and

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Speaker 7: Alexis fight over the last piece of stuff crust, instead,

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Speaker 7: we're going to put your necks at risk as we

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Speaker 7: go around the room for an underdone hold the sausage

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Speaker 7: and Unyon's one and done.

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Speaker 2: Shut.

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Speaker 7: I'm a professional. You'll each get a question about the

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Speaker 7: world's favorite food, pizza, and if you get it right,

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Speaker 7: you're safe. But if you get it wrong, you'll have

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Speaker 7: to finish the rest of the show sitting at one

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Speaker 7: of the tiny tables they give you in your pizza box.

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Speaker 3: We'll start with Alexis.

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Speaker 7: In two thousand and one, a pizza was delivered to

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Speaker 7: a man named Yuri Usachov, and what made this delivery

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Speaker 7: went thousands of miles on the way to its destination.

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Speaker 7: But where did this particular pizza end up?

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Speaker 4: I know the answer, I'm not going to help.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's got to be a place that's like

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Speaker 4: Bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Makes sense.

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Speaker 2: So it's somewhere really hard to get to.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think that that's why I would make news.

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Speaker 3: I guess it could be a boat that's out in

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, I don't know, maybe like a mountain.

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Speaker 1: But I only know one famous mountain, and that's Mount Everest.

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Speaker 2: So that's all I can say, Jake, I don't know

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Speaker 1: It's not a bad answer.

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Speaker 7: Pizza Hut delivered a pizza to Yuriyusachov, who was a

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Speaker 6: Not at all.

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Speaker 7: Brook, You're up next. Yeah, you're the closest thing to

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Speaker 7: a vegetarian on this show. So this question goes to you.

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Speaker 7: All right, what are the top three most popular vegetable

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Speaker 7: pizza toppings in order?

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Speaker 1: Gosh, okay, my initial three thoughts are mushrooms, all of

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Speaker 4: Absolutely well, I don't know. Green Pepper's not everyone loves them.

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Speaker 1: But they're always on supreme pizza.

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Speaker 3: They are you know, you know, in the United States,

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Speaker 3: pizza is a vegetable.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 3: It's just a whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, onion is also a big one, so underrated pizza.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna go olives first. You guys

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Speaker 2: Go mushrooms, olives.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, onion or green pepper.

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Speaker 8: I think with your logic with the supreme, I like

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Speaker 8: green pepper has an answer.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go green pepper.

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Speaker 7: You said mushrooms, olive, green pepper. The order I was

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Speaker 7: looking for was mushroom, yes, onion, onions ono Jose. At

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Speaker 7: the Hagis Restaurant in Glasgow, Scotland, they sell a forty

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Speaker 7: not the weight, which has caviar, twenty four carrot gold

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Speaker 8: Protein expensive delicacy. So I first saw this lobster.

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Speaker 3: Was thinking, like exotic meats.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're doing the emu.

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Speaker 3: Breast but supocabra, Oh yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: You guys, I think it has to be something that

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Speaker 1: everyone knows is really expensive, right, So if you're doing caviar,

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Because everybody knowses cargo. I don't know fancy food, and

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Speaker 8: That's also why I think lobster, because if you're gonna

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Speaker 4: So I think I'm gonna stick with my original thought

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Speaker 4: and go lobster, Jake.

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Speaker 7: The expensive delicacy that the uses a protein on the

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Speaker 7: Scotland is lobster.

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Speaker 3: They nailed that, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Jeffrey, I'm gonna give you three countries and three

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Speaker 7: which country used it on their pies the most. Okay,

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Speaker 7: your country options are Germany, Brazil, and Sweden, and your

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Speaker 7: topping options are peanuts, tuna, and peas.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I don't know. These are all bad topics.

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Speaker 3: Do you not want to go to Germany, Brazil or Sweden?

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Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm just voting for Brazil and

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Speaker 1: tuna only because I mean, the only experience I have

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, So the protein options are a little bit

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Speaker 3: limited there. They just have to go with what's available.

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Speaker 8: And tuna Brazil, yeah okay.

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Speaker 3: And Germans like their beer and peanuts go well with beer,

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Speaker 3: like it, so peanuts in Germany will go Brazil and

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Speaker 3: tuna in Sweden with.

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Speaker 7: Peas Germany puts tuna on their piece, pas on their pizza,

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Speaker 7: puts peanuts on their pizza.

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Speaker 4: Geez, all right, you guys all got it.

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Speaker 3: But all right, so me Brooke an Alexis got ours wrong.

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Speaker 3: We'll be shocked together while singing what makes You Beautiful

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Speaker 3: by one direction?

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Speaker 4: When you smile at the ground and he hides and tell.

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Speaker 9: You, no, you don't know your beauty.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: If you had a sibling growing up, chances are you

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Speaker 3: got into many, many arguments and fights with them. Yes,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, I mean yeah, that's just what siblings do.

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Speaker 3: Whether you've tattled on them for cursing, cut off their

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Speaker 3: barbie's hair, oh yeah, that one, or playfully pushed them

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Speaker 3: it what I'm supposed to do well. One of our

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Speaker 3: listeners had an intense sibling rivalry while growing up with

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Speaker 3: get the ultimate revenge and humiliate her on her prom night.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's it's been sixteen years since it happened, and

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Speaker 3: now he's finally ready to come forward and confess the

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Speaker 3: embarrassing way he ruined prom for her. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: we're going to do it in a brand new mass

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Speaker 3: speaker coming up. You don't hear me confession, I can't

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Speaker 3: take back ow arms.

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Speaker 5: Speak.

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Speaker 3: Texting to seventy eighty five nine to two says, my

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Speaker 3: wife asked why I never go to confession at church,

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Speaker 3: my sins, I just clear my browser history. I'm with you, bro,

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Speaker 3: plus those pastors two judge yeah, like, oh yeah, I

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, tell me your secrets. I won't tell anybody like.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to say anything back to me.

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Speaker 3: Just let me talk.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: You need to be sharing your sins with somebody less

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Speaker 3: respectable people with no morals, no virtues, radio people, that's us.

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Speaker 3: That's what this segment is all about. Unload your dirty laundry, right,

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Speaker 3: here anonymously with the mass speaker, just like one of

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Speaker 3: our listeners who's chosen the fake name Sam. So Sam,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show Man.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello Sam.

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Speaker 1: You that's okay. Maybe it was the voice changer or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you feeling, Sam?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, we make you feel better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully this is therapeutic for you, because the voice

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Speaker 3: changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 3: you're ready, Sam, give us your confession.

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Speaker 5: Sure.

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Speaker 10: So, yeah, I have a twin sister. We're best friend.

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Speaker 10: I mean I never thought we would be honestly if

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Speaker 10: she knew what I did back in high school, which

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Speaker 10: is a lot calling.

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Speaker 3: So oh, okay, what happened back in high school with

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Speaker 3: you and your twin sister? Now? Okay when it was

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Speaker 4: Though dirty thought?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I'm sorry, Sam too?

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Speaker 3: Did save us? Tell us what happened?

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Speaker 5: Sure?

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Speaker 10: It was like sixteen years ago, somewhere around there. She

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Speaker 10: Now, right right. And so at the time, she was

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Speaker 3: What that's a that's a good brother looking out for

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Speaker 3: But so what happens Sam? You put you attached some

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Speaker 3: Are at that age, but you weren't going so it's

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Speaker 10: Do you know what happened, right I. I. Again, I

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Speaker 3: There like line of people waiting to get their photos taken.

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Speaker 5: Two.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 10: She told my mom, you know, people were laughing at her.

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Speaker 10: because obviously instead of me getting in trouble because they

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Speaker 4: Oh back to you, I did not see this.

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Speaker 1: Guy, makes sense. He wasn't even at the dance. Why

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Speaker 1: would you even Like it wouldn't even come to my mind.

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Speaker 1: It would be you, Like, who's the.

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Speaker 4: Only person that's acces to my purse, my day.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude.

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Speaker 10: And obviously now looking back on it, I feel really bad.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I've never told her this, never told anybody actually,

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Speaker 1: I think maybe when you're eighty she'll find it funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe too soon.

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Speaker 3: Just wait another fifty years and then he can drop

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Speaker 3: it to her. But text into seven eighty five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 6: Next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who loves

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Speaker 3: his job.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Why because he works from home nice and he tells

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Speaker 3: about to Her nickname is rip Chords. Rip Chord's got

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Speaker 3: some big changes in store coming his way. In your

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Speaker 3: phone tap right now, it's another tap on the twenties.

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Speaker 5: Hello here, Hello, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Hi, sorry, hold on a second.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, mcconna's cheese isn't going down the disposal.

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Speaker 3: Do you know how these things work?

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Speaker 5: Nah? I'm really confused. I don't know who this is.

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Speaker 5: Who are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about that. This is deb.

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Speaker 1: But you could call me Ripcord.

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Speaker 5: I think you got the wrong number. I don't recognize

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Speaker 5: the name.

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Speaker 1: No, your name is Jordan right. I was hired as

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Speaker 1: your new supervisor hearing. Oh yeah, I'm just checking with everybody.

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Speaker 2: I'm the new boss.

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Speaker 1: Like to be friendly, you know, all right, see how

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Speaker 5: Things are going good here? I can't lie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they are.

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Speaker 1: So you like working from home? Yeah, according to your chart,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you've been doing it for over a year.

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Speaker 5: I actually really do love working from home. It's like

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Speaker 5: a worse life balance. I feel like I get my

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Speaker 5: job done. It's been great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do have your pants on?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah? Why are you asking?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha little Ripcord humor for you? I like to keep

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Speaker 1: it light with my team.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty funny.

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Speaker 4: That's fun thanks, because.

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Speaker 1: You can probably understand productivity has dipped since we have

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Speaker 1: a lot of people working from home.

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Speaker 5: Well that's not me. I'm getting everything done on time.

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Speaker 5: Like any signance I got, I'm banging them out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and else to double check that.

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Speaker 1: We're starting a new program called WFHO who it's WOOFO

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Speaker 1: stands for work from Home Overwatch.

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Speaker 5: Work from Home Overwatch.

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Speaker 1: So what that means three weeks out of the month,

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Speaker 1: I'll be living with you. Huh what that's work from

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Speaker 1: home Overwatch?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, it's right, future roomy.

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Speaker 1: We're just trying to make sure things are working smoothly

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Speaker 1: and you're not over there like around when you should

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Speaker 1: be working. So enter me.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't think I want to be

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Speaker 5: a part of this program or no, I hear you.

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Speaker 1: It's not really a choice thing though, So I'm just

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Speaker 1: going to need your address so I can forward all

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Speaker 1: my stuff over there.

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Speaker 5: You are not allowed to do this. This is my home,

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Speaker 5: my private space. I think there's a placeful work and

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Speaker 5: you're crossing it.

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Speaker 1: No, it says right here in my records. Listen, you

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Speaker 1: got a designated office space, which is great. I'll just

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Speaker 1: have my sleeping bag in there, microwave to hots and

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Speaker 1: a cat.

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Speaker 2: You know similar to prison.

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Speaker 5: No, I think not.

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Speaker 2: Have you been to prison?

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Speaker 5: Why does that even matter? Like you're not We're not

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Speaker 5: gonna be sell me.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: I hear a lot of pushback from you, and that's

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Speaker 5: Let's have a lawsuits. Man, you can't come live with me.

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Speaker 6: Why are you.

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Speaker 3: Throwing out all that?

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Speaker 2: It's not that serious.

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Speaker 1: We're only talking three weeks out of the month here.

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Speaker 5: Three weeks a whole month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the key word there is almost my friend

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Speaker 1: or should I say my homie, not roomy.

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Speaker 5: No, listen, I know you may be my manager and

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Speaker 5: all that, but I am not your homie, So you

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Speaker 5: need to back away with all that.

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask? Is the problem that I'm a single,

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Speaker 5: That's not my problem.

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Speaker 2: And it won't be my problem either.

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Speaker 1: If you've got good WiFi, Joe bunk tender, bring home

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Speaker 1: a Rando when you're sleeping, I won't even.

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Speaker 5: Notice you'se my WiFi. You can't come bring your sleeping

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Speaker 5: bag to my house. Okay, nobody's coming to my space, man,

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Speaker 5: nobody's coming.

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Speaker 10: To work with me.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna tell you supervisors don't tend to

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Speaker 1: like that type of language, but Radio House totally okay

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Speaker 1: with it.

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Speaker 5: Radio host.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because this.

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Speaker 2: Is actually a prank phone call. This is Brooke from

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Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: No, your sister Nia set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said you were telling her how much you love

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Speaker 1: working from home. And there's like some new rules coming

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Speaker 1: that might stop it.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, oh dog, got me so good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do bring up some valid points, though

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Speaker 1: I am a single, attractive woman with needs.

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Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: If you're a bird, I'm a bird. You had me

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Speaker 3: at Hello, Okay, I don't care if your grandmother's watching us.

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Speaker 3: Kiss me with tongue, you fool.

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Speaker 6: That one.

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Speaker 3: We've seen all these sappy lines work like a charm

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Speaker 3: in cheesy rom coms. I think we need to red

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Speaker 3: But they would never work on women in real life, right,

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Speaker 3: or would they? Well, we decided to put it to

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Speaker 3: the test once and for all by taking over Jose's

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Speaker 3: dating app Yeah, and we messaged real ladies using only

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Speaker 3: Jose his one true love.

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Speaker 1: That's the story you're gonna.

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Speaker 3: How the experiment went down when we read the cheesy

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Speaker 3: A young man's quest for love or just some random

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Speaker 3: tail continues. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 3: it's been a while since our own Jose Belanyos has

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Speaker 6: Yes.

453
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Speaker 3: And a half years, but he told us recently that

454
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: with the new year upon us, he is open to

455
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 3: the possibility of finding love.

456
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: You've worked so hard on yourself, Yeah, you are ready.

457
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 4: He's just take care of somebody.

458
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 3: Yes, he's not going to go out and chase it

459
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 3: down himself because the weather's been bad and he can't

460
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 3: walk that far, amongst other reasons. Yes, but last year

461
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 3: we kind of ran into the same issue, so we

462
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 3: tried an experiment with him. We downloaded the dating app

463
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 3: Hinge onto Jose's phone, put up some pictures of him

464
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 3: recent ones, even within the last twelve years.

465
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 4: Shots.

466
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he handed his phone over to me and

467
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 3: producer Boyd to let us do his dirty work for it.

468
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: Remember how did that experience go for you? In your opinion?

469
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 4: The first one?

470
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 3: Right, ye, first time?

471
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 4: Oh well, I don't have a girlfriend. I didn't end

472
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 4: up talking to anybody because.

473
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 3: Our main strategy at that point was to make the

474
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 3: women laugh using vegetable puns, which actually worked.

475
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 4: That's true.

476
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 3: We have full conversations with these women using only vegetable puns,

477
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 3: and then Jose took over from there and that's when

478
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 3: they stopped responding to him.

479
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 4: Together. But that's kind of true.

480
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 3: But yeah, thing is, it's a new year, so we

481
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: came up with a brand new strategy. Okay, vegetable puns

482
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: are out. Started instead, Yeah, we're gonna go with famous

483
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 3: rom com movie quotes.

484
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 8: Oh my god, you only used movie quotes on these girls,

485
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 8: strictly trying to put up women using famous lines from

486
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 8: romantic movies.

487
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 3: Good idea or great idea.

488
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 12: Oh I'm saying great idea, but oh, are you really

489
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 12: mean these are writers who are writing for the sappiest,

490
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 12: most romantic people ever, which Jose is true.

491
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 4: But don't girls.

492
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: Know.

493
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, oh I've seen this movie.

494
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 3: Well, yes, you'd think that that is a possible risk.

495
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 3: But we googled well known lines from romantic movies and

496
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 3: actually sent them out to a handful of real women.

497
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 3: Now some of them Jose matched within the past but

498
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: never sent them a message. Okay, and some are brand

499
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: new women that we were hoping would respond.

500
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: And please give you the first message.

501
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 3: Let's go. Well, here's the thing before we get to that.

502
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 3: I know, Jose that looks matter to you on a

503
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: scale of like one to ten. How much do they matter?

504
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 4: I'd say at least like a seven or an eight hundred.

505
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 3: Yes, it is extremely important that they are good looking.

506
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 8: You need to be at least semi attracted to somebody,

507
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 8: and then their personality will take them to a ten.

508
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 8: If you meet a ten, they tend.

509
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 4: To not have any personality.

510
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 8: So the math is like you meet a seven or

511
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 8: eight personality adds three.

512
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: Boom, Now they're a ten in your heart.

513
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 3: The one time Jo is good at math when it.

514
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: Comes these equations actually worked out.

515
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna do. So I have the pictures

516
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 3: of all the ladies that we reached out to on

517
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 3: the app. Let's put the photos out of them in

518
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: front of you, all of them. Pick out the top

519
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: three women that you're hoping to hear from, because I'll

520
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 3: just tell you not all of them responded back, but

521
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,479
Speaker 3: apputting up generally, wouldn't you say that these are all

522
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: very attractive women here?

523
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 4: Actually some really pretty girls here?

524
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 3: Pick out your top three?

525
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 4: Okay, Georgia, immediately.

526
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: She looks like the girl from White Lotus.

527
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 4: Could she give me my White Lotus?

528
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 8: That could be your pet name, guy, Georgia, Jay mixed

529
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 8: girls and one more Anna and is really pretty, really

530
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 8: cool too.

531
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I'll tell you. Some of the girls

532
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 3: that you chose did respond to you. Yeah, okay, the

533
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 3: movie rom com quotes worked.

534
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: Now the girls.

535
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 3: Here's what we're going to start with. Let's start with Taylor.

536
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 3: Can you find her picture and grab it out of

537
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 3: the mix. So there's Taylor. I'll tell you about her

538
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: profile real quick. She's twenty nine. She says she loves

539
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 3: watching football and helping out her family.

540
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: Okay, that looks like she looks pure and I have

541
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: the same very sweet, you.

542
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 3: Know, past, same interest. So you know, girl, you know

543
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: what we did. For Taylor, we went with the line

544
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 3: from the nineteen ninety eight rom com smash The Wedding

545
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 3: Singer starring Adam Sandler, and first line, no, it would

546
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 3: be so nice growing old with you.

547
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, that is a stage five clinger response.

548
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 3: Gosh, she didn't say anything, but she did match with you,

549
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 3: and we're going to consider that a small victory. She

550
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 3: had to like click like and say, Okay, I'm willing

551
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: to talk except you.

552
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 2: She's worried that you're going to stalk her. She doesn't.

553
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 3: Next up, will you please grab Georgia. Yeah, you said

554
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: you liked Georgia. Georgia's twenty three, she says she goes

555
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 3: crazy for a mcdouble extra pickle and her goal for

556
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 3: the years to try every sausage roll in the city.

557
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, is that a euphemism? I don't know,

558
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 3: but either first thing we sent Georgia, we went with

559
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 3: the big Guns, went right to the Notebook from two

560
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: thousand and four with Ryan Goslin Regie McAdams. We wrote,

561
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 3: so it's not going to be easy. It's gonna be

562
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 3: really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this

563
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 3: every day. But I want to do that because I

564
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: want you.

565
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: That's recognizable from the movie.

566
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 4: It's all about how.

567
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: If you see Jose's picture next to it, is it recognize.

568
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: It's not like after reading that Georgia also matched with

569
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: you but didn't say anything. You left the door open already.

570
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 3: We can tell the strategy is working.

571
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: A little bits, a little count that as success. She

572
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: probably accidentally like swiped the wrong way.

573
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 4: Okay, she cant on these apps.

574
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 3: If you it's like a thumbs up from them, but

575
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 3: we're hoping for actual responses, and we did get one. Okay,

576
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 3: do you please grab Tiffany from the group. The thing

577
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 3: about Tiffany is you matched with her two weeks ago

578
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 3: before we even had your phone, but you never ended

579
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,479
Speaker 3: up writing anything to her.

580
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm so lazy on these apps.

581
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 8: I just swipe, and then when a girl matches, I'm like, oh,

582
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 8: she thinks I'm cute, and then I give up.

583
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: Sounds like she's at like a sports betting events.

584
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 3: She does it is a sports We stepped in to

585
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 3: help you out with that with a quote from fifty

586
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 3: First Dates Adam Sandler again quote, I'm just gonna say

587
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 3: you're the girl of my dreams and apparently I'm the

588
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 3: man of yours. Oh no, that.

589
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: Doesn't even make sense in the movie the funny line.

590
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: Well, she replied, so it worked, Brooke. She wat back

591
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 3: fifteen days later, and you're just now realizing this or

592
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: did your other matches not pan out? We left her

593
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 3: on red because that was just spot Listen after that,

594
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: something amazing happened, one of your top picks. Not only

595
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 3: did she write back, she fully engaged with producer Boyd

596
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: and I in a complete text conversation.

597
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and.

598
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 3: This must have been where my phone was going nuts

599
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 3: the entire time. We only talked to her using famous

600
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: movie called nothing else. Would she figure out what we

601
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: were doing? Or just like in any Hollywood rom com,

602
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: would she swoon and become putty in your hands?

603
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 10: Jose?

604
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: Oh, we are gonna read the full text combo, and

605
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: you're not gonna believe what happens at the very end

606
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: of it when we come back with Jose's lom Co

607
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 3: dating app strategy. Oh my god, we're gonna read it next.

608
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of texts coming into seven, eight, five,

609
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 3: nine to two from listeners hopeful that this show can

610
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: finally jumpstart Jose's Limp in Lackluster Love Life, but if

611
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: you missed it, Producer Boyd and I. Over the last

612
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 3: few days, we took over Jose's Hinge dating app. The

613
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 3: overall results were pretty positive. We reached out to eight

614
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: women using only famous rom com movie quotes.

615
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: You only got one to actually respond to you, but.

616
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 4: A couple of matches.

617
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 3: There is a lot of matches. We're just looking for

618
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: matches here. Out of the eight ladies that we approached,

619
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: we received five responses. You did five out of eight.

620
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: And now it's time because you connected with one girl

621
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 3: over a month ago. You only matched with her, didn't

622
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,719
Speaker 3: say anything, just the match and Jose has the pictures

623
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 3: in front of him because he doesn't know which one

624
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: it is yet. Yeah, he may be hoping for one

625
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 3: in particular. So will you please grond ab j Jay.

626
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: She is one of.

627
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 3: The top cut and so she not only responded, the

628
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: conversation went back and forth for a while.

629
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: Okay, and you only use movie quotes the entire time.

630
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: The entire time. And just to help bring this to life,

631
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 3: because we're going to read the whole conversation, I would

632
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: like to have digital producer Jake read Jay's responses as

633
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 3: if you were her. All right, and if you want

634
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: to see the video of this, go over to our

635
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Let's begin. Can I get

636
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: some rom com music please?

637
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

638
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 3: Now, imagine Jose is the one who is like reading

639
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: these and texting these up to this woman.

640
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: All right, it was YouTube even though it was us.

641
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: But yes, we're going to start off by sending Jay

642
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: something from nineteen ninety seven my best friend's wedding.

643
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I using because they may not know

644
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 8: that it's a movie quote we wrote.

645
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 3: If you love someone, you say it, you say it

646
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 3: right then out loud, Otherwise the moment just passes you by.

647
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is.

648
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 3: You're a romantic.

649
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 13: Even respond to that, James response, Jose, I don't know

650
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 13: what to say to you.

651
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, l O L.

652
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 3: I mean we have her on the hook though, so

653
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 3: we went with two thousand and one serendipity. Just say

654
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: what you feel, say what's in your heart.

655
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: Oh it makes sense, it's starting to feel serious.

656
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 13: Jay's response, I guess I would say, don't give all

657
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 13: your love away heart emoji?

658
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: Is that is that a music lyric?

659
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 4: I don't know if I like that. She's just as

660
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 4: intense making it and she's like into it.

661
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 3: So that we responded with a twenty eighteen movie be

662
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 3: quote from Love Simon, do you guys.

663
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 4: Know your love movies?

664
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 3: I'm done being scared. I'm done living in a world

665
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 3: where I don't get to be who I am.

666
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 4: Oh I'm hiding now.

667
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: I have to serve a great love story.

668
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 4: You know what, I could see myself saying this.

669
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, out of all the ones we've done this person,

670
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: I am tired.

671
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 14: Of not just openly loving a woman and giving her

672
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 14: What was Jay's response, We're on the same page, but

673
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,959
Speaker 14: does the right person really exist nowadays?

674
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm worried about Jay.

675
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 3: This is really happening. So we went with a line

676
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Speaker 3: from another twenty eighteen classic, Crazy Rich Asians.

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen this.

678
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Speaker 3: One, and we said, I have it all planned out.

679
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Speaker 3: I'll bring you to my favorite spot on the island.

680
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 3: There's a hidden islands. There's a hidden trail I used

681
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 3: to go to as a child, and when the sun

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Speaker 3: it's the horizon, I'd get down on one knee and

683
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Speaker 3: the rest of the world would fall away.

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Speaker 4: No, this is where you ruined.

685
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Speaker 2: So you're proposing you blew it, did I.

686
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 3: Because Jay's response, well, look at you. The fact that

687
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Speaker 3: you have that mindset is pretty nice.

688
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 12: What I'm scary vacation, That's that's right.

689
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 3: So we went with as good as it gets with

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00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson in caps, you make me want to be

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Speaker 3: a better man.

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Speaker 9: Jay's response, me, question mark question mark, question mark, question mark,

693
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Speaker 9: why you say.

694
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: That it's time for some Tom Hanks, Meg, Ryan, you've

695
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 3: got mail closer. I wanted it to be you. I

696
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 3: wanted it to be you so badly.

697
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 10: What.

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00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 3: Jay's response, boy, you'd play stop? Oh dang? Staying with

699
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: Hanks from The Sourest Jump, she said, stop, Jeff. I

700
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 3: may not be a smart man, but I know what

701
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 3: love is. And Jay's response, Okay, so what is love? Explain?

702
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: Oho?

703
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: That one was tough. She wants us to explain?

704
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 2: Did Adam Sandler ever?

705
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 3: Tell couldn't go with that. We had to put Mulan

706
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 3: Rouge two thousand and one together with Meet Joe Black

707
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: from nineteen ninety eight, and we wrote love is passion, obsession,

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00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 3: someone you can't live without.

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00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds that healthy.

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00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 3: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love

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Speaker 3: and be loved.

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00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: In return, oh my rights.

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00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 3: And Jay responded, sounds right. I guess she thinks you're

714
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 3: some kind of love guru at this point breaking down

715
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 3: what love is?

716
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: I'll accept that answer question exactly. You could never be

717
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: clinging to her. If this is where he.

718
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Speaker 3: Bar is happening, it's time for the closer. Nineteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 3: Nodding Hill with Julia Robertson here brandt, Oh my gosh,

720
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Speaker 3: I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl.

721
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 3: Oh I heard this one asking her out? Heard the

722
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Speaker 3: change because the real quote is love, love her or

723
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Speaker 3: whatever it is. But what was James's response?

724
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Speaker 7: You asking me out as in getting a coffee, snack, dessert, dinner.

725
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: What are you asking.

726
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 10: This?

727
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Speaker 4: Why she's so confused?

728
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 3: Princess bride?

729
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Speaker 12: Oh so going as you wish answers.

730
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Speaker 9: Change response, You didn't answer the question, ye okay, so

731
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Speaker 9: pull disclosure.

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Speaker 3: At this point we had run out of rom com

733
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Speaker 3: movie quotes, so we went with a line that we

734
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Speaker 3: found in Good Housekeeping Magazine twenty sixteen.

735
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Speaker 2: Oh no, why do you have those?

736
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Speaker 1: Jack?

737
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 3: Love is in the air and it smells like coffee.

738
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Speaker 2: Has a coffee date.

739
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Speaker 13: Jay's response, co l o l okay sounds good, smiley face, right,

740
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 13: you got you a date with.

741
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Speaker 3: A hot girl using only rom com movie clothes and

742
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 3: one quote from Good Housekeeping.

743
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

744
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 3: Not one of the women from this entire experiment called

745
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 3: us out on using rom com quote.

746
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Speaker 4: No, never doubt.

747
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 3: The power of romantic comedy on a woman's psyche. Ladies

748
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: and gentlemen and text into seven eight, five nine two.

749
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: When jose finally meets up with Jay for their coffee date,

750
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: should he bring a cheat sheet along with him of

751
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: written on his arm? Or should he just come clean

752
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 3: and tell her the truth.

753
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 8: I'm going to meet her and be like, so you

754
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 8: like video games?

755
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 4: Where was the guy I was talking? I'm excited.

756
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 3: This all gets revealed and the speeches anyway, it's broken

757
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

758
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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

759
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: If you're in charge of dinners for yourself or your

760
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 3: whole family, there's an item in your kitchen that's gonna

761
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 3: change your life.

762
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: Wait, is it a professional cook?

763
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 4: This is gonna do it?

764
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 5: Not that?

765
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: And you know what you already have it too. Yes, everyone,

766
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 3: it's a very common item that you're just using in

767
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 3: a different way, or maybe not using at all. Oh

768
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 3: my god, but I promise it's sitting right there in

769
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: your cupboard, just waiting to be used.

770
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 2: Why am I on the edge of my seat right now?

771
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 3: When I tell you this secret trick, Family dinner nights

772
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 3: at your house are never gonna be the same. You're

773
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 3: gonna lift your arms to the sky and you're gonna

774
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: thank me screaming yes, Jeffrey, Yes, You'll change my kid's life,

775
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: my husband's life.

776
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 4: Thank you Jeffrey for this amazing pace.

777
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 3: I'm cooking it for nation.

778
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 2: WHOA no, wow, I don't know, but.

779
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 4: What if we like it?

780
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: Well, then get over at kitchen hacks coming up. Out

781
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 3: of the three of you, who do you think spends

782
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 3: the most time in the kitchen?

783
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Speaker 5: Not me?

784
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 3: I know you're probably thinking it's a Brook And it's

785
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: not because she's a woman. No, it's because the other

786
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 3: two are you know, younger gen Z types, and you

787
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 3: know they have lives, So.

788
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Speaker 1: You know, I don't actually disagree with any of that.

789
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Speaker 3: Very happy that's true. But look, I know Alexis spent

790
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: twenty minutes in the kitchen yes esterday trying to figure

791
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Speaker 3: out the microwave. It counts as time spent.

792
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: Vegetables I thought you were going to say she didn't

793
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: know what a can opener was.

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00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 3: That's Tomorrow's not a manual electric with her. Jose has

795
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 3: been doing more things in the kitchen too lately, now

796
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Speaker 3: that he's in his new apartment.

797
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Speaker 8: I actually literally cooked a rise and I steam veges.

798
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 8: The other day I cooked chicken.

799
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Speaker 3: Still doesn't know what a spatul is. But you know

800
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 3: what this is what we're doing.

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00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 4: It's a flat fork.

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00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 1: Right.

803
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 3: We're getting there. We're getting there anyway. The reason that

804
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 3: I bring up all this kitchen stuff is because I

805
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 3: recently stumbled onto a list of food hacks that are

806
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 3: going to change people's lives forever.

807
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Speaker 2: I love these.

808
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 3: I really think someone in this room is going to

809
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: be blown away by at least one of these ideas.

810
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 3: So we'll see kitchen hack number one. Yes, okay, we've

811
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Speaker 3: all talked about avocado's going bad too quickly.

812
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 4: It's a huge They turned brown the time you go

813
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 4: home from the store.

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00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: Well, I usually put him in the fridge once they're right.

815
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 3: Scientists just figured out something even better. If you put

816
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: your avocado in the fridge with an onion touching it, Oh,

817
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 3: it'll stay even fresher.

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00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: That makes sense.

819
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Speaker 3: It's huge.

820
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Speaker 2: It's like, you.

821
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: Don't want your fruit on your counter to touch your bananas. Really,

822
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: bananas will ripen stuff super quickly.

823
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: I put my avocatos next to my banana.

824
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they're going.

825
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,479
Speaker 3: Just make sure that that onion asks for consent before

826
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Speaker 3: it touches the.

827
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Speaker 1: We need to video this so we can go viral

828
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: on TikTok.

829
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 3: The kitchen hack number two. How many times would you

830
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: say the general public has pasta for dinner every week?

831
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: That's a pasta. The macarund is the shape of pasta.

832
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: But you know she's eating it right now. She's like, well,

833
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 3: did you know that if you put a baking rack

834
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 3: on top of the boiling pot while the pasta's cooking,

835
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 3: you can pile veggies on the rack. You put a

836
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 3: lid over it, and the water from the pasta steams

837
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: all the vegetables. Smart veggie hack.

838
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, so this steam from the pasta is also boiling

839
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 8: the vegg.

840
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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mind is blown so much.

841
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: Time, aren't you?

842
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 10: Guys?

843
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 3: Glad that I came across this list.

844
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Speaker 1: I like it.

845
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 4: Genius.

846
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: We're going over some kitchen hacks that are going to

847
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: change your cooking game forever number three. This one's really good.

848
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: Another big family favorite, of course is tacos every week.

849
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, usually we're having tacos two, three, five times

850
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 3: a week. And instead of using a bunch of different

851
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: bowls to put all the toppings in, you know, like

852
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 3: one bowl for lettuce and one bowl for tomatoes and

853
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 3: one for shredded cheese.

854
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does have a lot of it.

855
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.

856
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: What do you do?

857
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: I just pile it all on the cutting board.

858
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 11: It's just a big sloppy mess on the table pretty much.

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00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 3: Okay.

860
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: I mean we're having like company over.

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00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: I'm not making that. Look well, there is actually a

862
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 3: way to organize it, so it's okay, and you don't

863
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 3: have to do as many dishes. Use a muffin tin

864
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 3: for each one of the taco toping.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's so smart. Sour cream and one onions over there.

866
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: That way, at the end of everything, you just have

867
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Speaker 3: one dish to watch.

868
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 6: Like that.

869
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Speaker 1: My girlfriend uses that for kid snacks, like to separate

870
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: kids snacks instead of a bunch of little things.

871
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 3: Well, she's doing it wrong. She needs to use it

872
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 3: for tacos and tacos home.

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00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell her chen.

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00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: Half number four. When's the last time you guys sat

875
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 3: down with a big pint of ice cream? I think

876
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 3: just looked at her watch.

877
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: Set me a picture last night after I went to

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00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: bed of just the empty gallon of ice cream thing

879
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: in there, and he said, don't judge me.

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00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 2: Is the old I'm like, I didn't even.

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00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 4: Get any He's not diabetic, I'll tell you that much.

882
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: He's skinny, so frustrated to me.

883
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 3: I was concerned about him emotionally. Usually when people go

884
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 3: through something like that, it's like they're going through something traumatic.

885
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 3: And what happened was.

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00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 8: Also crying and yeah, but you're so skinny.

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00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 2: It happens once a week.

888
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 3: So, if you're a big ice cream eater like Brooks husband,

889
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 3: if you want to keep your ice cream cold as

890
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 3: you're eating it, a hack is to use a koozy

891
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 3: around the pint so your your hands don't warm up

892
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: and melt the ice cream inside it. Else keep your

893
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: hands from being really cold.

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Speaker 1: And Jerry's pine, So could I add an ice cream

895
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: hack that has changed my life? Please do store it

896
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: upside down?

897
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we already talked about this. I did it.

898
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 4: It's amazing.

899
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: You were just trying to take credit for.

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00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Talk about it like a week ago.

901
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 5: Amazing.

902
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 4: Also, all vocados and onions.

903
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that one down. Thanks for that.

904
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 6: Why are you?

905
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 2: Kitchen hack?

906
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 3: Finally, kitchen hack number five. This one's a mind blower

907
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 3: for me. The problem after you make great cookies is

908
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 3: they don't stay soft long enough. I like crispy, you

909
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 3: like you like a nice, dry cookie. Ok, well, so

910
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 3: I guess this one doesn't apply to you. But if

911
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: you actually like soft, moist, gooey cookie, I'm a rare cookie,

912
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 3: then you need to know this hack. It works with

913
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: muffins and cakes and anything. You take your baked goods,

914
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 3: pop them in an airtight container with one slice of

915
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 3: white bread in there, and then you seal it up,

916
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 3: and the cookies soak up the moisture from the bread

917
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 3: so that they stay soft and chewy. It trains the

918
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 3: life out of the bread like a marriage. Cookie game

919
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 3: just got elevated.

920
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 4: I don't believe this one. I have to try it.

921
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 3: Try.

922
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 4: This is like blowing my mind too much where I think.

923
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 4: Now it's a.

924
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: Conspiracy that means you're gonna have to bake cookies. It's

925
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: all really, there's so much wheat bread in my house.

926
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: I don't pen it up and be like white bread.

927
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you don't.

928
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 3: Own any white bread anyway. I hope that ups your

929
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: cooking game recently.

930
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,959
Speaker 4: That was really cool.

931
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 3: I know we should just blow out the phone tab.

932
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 3: Not even do this, just more kitchen hacks.

933
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting text in this.

934
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 3: Say no, you guys want a phone tap? Okay, fine,

935
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: we'll do another phone tap.

936
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 6: All right, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

937
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: Brook, you're going for seven wins in a row today,

938
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 3: and your challenger is Alyssa from poort Orchard, who's playing

939
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 3: for the very first time. She says she's called a

940
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: billion times and never gotten through. Were you shocked when

941
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 3: we actually answered the phone this time, Alyssa?

942
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: I was.

943
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 5: I was like, I was trying to get on for

944
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 5: Winbig's question, and I guess you guys got somebody else

945
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 5: and you're.

946
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 10: Like, no, no, we're doing it.

947
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 4: Okay.

948
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you exaggerate at all either, Alyssa.

949
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 6: Never.

950
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, your figure must.

951
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: To be tired from pushing that send call button.

952
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well, let's give your fingers a rest

953
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 3: and they can just use your mouth answer questions. We're

954
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 3: gonna send your Brooke out of the studio. Oh sorry,

955
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 3: that sounded horrible, didn't it. Oh okay, all right, Alyssa,

956
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 3: just pretend I didn't say that stuff. We're just going

957
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 3: to talk about the rules thirty seconds. Answer as many

958
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

959
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 3: say pass. But you have to beat Brooke out right

960
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: to win? Are you ready?

961
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 5: You're ready?

962
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 3: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now on this day.

963
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed

964
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating what organization?

965
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 5: United Nation organization.

966
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: Who was the Benedictine monk who invented champagne?

967
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 5: I'm passed.

968
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called what.

969
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 6: Boiling?

970
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: Who is the author? Who is the author of Jurassic Park?

971
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 6: I'm passed?

972
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: What is the tallest mountain in Greece?

973
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 5: I'm passed? I suck?

974
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 3: You decided to use your pass A lot there. That's

975
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 3: an interesting choice, interesting strategy. We're bringing Brook back into

976
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 3: the studio and Alyssa, it says, your fun fact is

977
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 3: that you love driving.

978
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 5: Yes, I do love driving, and in fact, my job

979
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 5: is driving.

980
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 3: Oh it's your job to drive? What do you do

981
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 3: delivery driver.

982
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: That's why you're with us all the time. Alsshah, yes,

983
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: that's also. I love that you're doing something you love. Man.

984
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you.

985
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 3: Your turn You ready?

986
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

987
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 3: Here we are. Your time starts now on this day.

988
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed

989
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating what organization NATO. Who was the

990
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 3: Benedictine monk who invented champagne?

991
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: M Francis.

992
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called what?

993
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you know.

994
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 3: Pass Who is the author of Jurassic Park?

995
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: Uh? Crichton? Michael Crichton.

996
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: What is the tallest mountain in Greece?

997
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 5: Uh?

998
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: Past Olypus.

999
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: All right, and we're going to go to the scoreboard

1000
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 3: and see how you both did with Jose.

1001
00:48:54,560 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 7: My little boo boo you in mean, my little berry babe.

1002
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 8: Alyssa, you got one correct today, damn brar.

1003
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 4: Yep, we did. Let you get that last question in.

1004
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 2: Okay, and you got three corrects.

1005
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: And it didn't feel very good. I'll tell you that. Well, Esteam,

1006
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: were just saying boiling, what is it like?

1007
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 5: Year?

1008
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna go with the answers here on this day.

1009
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 3: In nineteen forty nine, the North Atlantic Treaty was signed

1010
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 3: by twelve nations, creating NATO, the Benedictine monk who invented champagne.

1011
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 3: That's don pering young.

1012
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: Oh really.

1013
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 3: The process of water turning into steam is called evaporation.

1014
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 3: The author of Jurassic Park is Michael Crichton, and the

1015
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: tallest mountain in Greece is Mount Olympus, said to be

1016
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 3: the home of God's in Greek mythology. All right, so, Alissa,

1017
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 3: we can't give you any money here, but we are

1018
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 3: going to give you a pair of tickets to Professional

1019
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: bull Riders Unleash the Beasts Fun BBRs Unleash the Beast

1020
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: Tours coming to Tacoma on April twentieth and the twenty first.

1021
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 3: Make sure your head over a PBR dot com so

1022
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 3: you can get your tickets today. Yeah, all right, you

1023
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 3: enjoyed that. So, Lissa, thank you so much for playing.

1024
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 3: Make sure you call back and play again.

1025
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll keep trying, all right, Thank you, Lissen,

1026
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: You're awesome.

1027
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 3: We're going to do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1028
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning