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Speaker 2: But you're a guest to my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no, guests.

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Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough that I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: So how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridge or Wininger.

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Speaker 3: We're not in the backyard. How could we be. It's

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Speaker 3: I think it's ninety eight degrees back there, and it

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Speaker 3: just seemed impossible. But we are in person. We're in

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Speaker 3: the office, in uncomfortable chairs, trying to just do our best.

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Speaker 3: Here again, it is ninety eight degrees. But by the

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Speaker 3: time this episode reaches you, I believe October. So maybe

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Speaker 3: the leaves are falling, maybe you're feeling cozy. I can't

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Speaker 3: speak for you. I can't speak for your comfort level.

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Speaker 3: We have to get into the podcast. I love today's guest.

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Speaker 3: I think she's so funny. It's ago wotem.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Then I jumped the gun.

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Speaker 3: There did not.

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Speaker 1: I was just.

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Speaker 2: A guttural reaction, if you will, to you being able

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Speaker 2: to pronounce my name correctly, which is you would be

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Speaker 2: surprised that still in twenty twenty two. We're getting a

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Speaker 2: lot of ego, no adumns, ago, nuotem, We're getting all

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Speaker 2: kinds of things. So I actually kind of braced myself

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Speaker 2: for you to say my name, and I was going

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Speaker 2: to I was like, this will be very telling.

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Speaker 3: And here's our guest Dave.

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Speaker 2: And yes, honestly better than what I get, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: I like that more. No.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we have a lot of mutual friends, so

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Speaker 3: I'm aware of you, and also you're on television.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you would think.

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Speaker 3: But people will find a way.

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Speaker 2: They will find a way love, They'll you would think.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's even my name is Ago, it's pretty short.

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Speaker 2: It's not my government name. But we're not here to

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Speaker 2: talk about that, and people will. I still have nicknames.

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Speaker 2: You still I get eggs, Eggie, which I'm not opposed to.

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Speaker 2: But people will find their way. People have to do

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Speaker 3: Names are continue to be such a mystery to me.

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Speaker 3: For well, maybe it's not so much a mystery because

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Speaker 3: I have kind of an insane name that people have

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Speaker 2: I nodded, I go yeah, yeah, I mean, why did

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know mine feels like a trap for

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Speaker 3: people in my life who call me Bridger Winneger. I

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Speaker 3: Bridger just stops people in their tracks. They've seen bridge

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That is funny to be like, I know this

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Speaker 3: But yeah, names are are tricky, and I feel like

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Speaker 3: I won't be able to pronounce the name, so I

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm not you know, there's so many names

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Speaker 3: No one finds out how dumb I am. What are

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Speaker 2: Like a match you would be a good matchbook, little redhead.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's not a bad IDEA.

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Speaker 2: Match be a lit matches. That's so horrible? Am I canceled? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Different, But then you'd have to explain yourself. People

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Speaker 3: If you're not telegraphing it and people just know and

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of things from pop culture in

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Speaker 3: I do think pop culture, uh news related things are

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Speaker 3: You don't want to be an iPhone that feels topical

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Speaker 3: in some like weirdly dated way. You could be a guitar.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, I see something. I like what I like

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Speaker 2: this game I Spy I sway a dumbbell, which it's

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Speaker 3: It feels like it would be an awkward thing because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it would be one of those costumes people

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Speaker 3: Do you have any idea? What is that?

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a time.

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Speaker 3: It comes with a board game jazz and is trapped

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Speaker 3: one in alatinlas, typed in sand.

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Speaker 2: And ordinary object. There's nothing more obvious. If you were

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Speaker 2: our glass for Halloween, Bridger and I would be like,

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Speaker 2: what are you? But it would actually be on us

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Speaker 2: now we would be the dumbasses det Yes, that's all

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you're thinking maybe a dumbbell maybe said guitar.

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Speaker 3: You didn't say guitar, Okay. I mean then there are

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Speaker 2: I was a witch when I was I was a

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Speaker 2: witch when I was six, okay, and that's the name

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Speaker 2: of my memoir. So I was a witch when I

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Speaker 2: was six and uh my mom's friend Virginia took me

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Speaker 2: trick or treating. I can't. I don't. I feel like

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Speaker 2: which is so low again? Which is the which is

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Speaker 2: the evil equivalent? Of Mickey ears like the witch. It's

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Speaker 2: it's the devilish equivalent, but it's always it's always charming,

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Speaker 2: that's true. And you can wear like a cute you

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Speaker 2: could be a slutty witch. You could be a very

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Speaker 2: highly conservative conservative with frumpy witch. There's like different, there's

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Speaker 2: levels to it. That is like diva, which you could

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Speaker 2: be diva witch. Diva witch would have like really long nails,

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Speaker 2: like a crazy manicure, perfectly smooth green skin, yes, contoured

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Speaker 3: Gods, I've ever seen a contour in green.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you just go light green on the tops of

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Speaker 3: No, you need to have like a fourteen foot wingspan

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Speaker 3: Let's get we're out of deep pandemic. That's the good.

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Speaker 2: I wait, they freeze them for you. Have you ever

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Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: The grocery store should have the candy in and.

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Speaker 3: Right, everybody loves like a frozen twigs, a frozen reces.

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Speaker 3: What's Arkansas?

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Speaker 2: You're aging.

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Speaker 3: temperature of Earth, but so you know, I put that

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00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 3: disappointment aside. I still thought, are going to have a

437
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 3: good time chatting, And so it was a little shocked,

438
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 3: a little surprised when you knocked on my door and

439
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 3: I opened it and you were holding a gift.

440
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 2: I was holding three gifts.

441
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 3: Now this podcast is called I said no gifts. So

442
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 3: you know, you show up to my home for the

443
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,199
Speaker 3: first time, we're really meeting for the first time, and

444
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 3: it feels like it feels a little bit like an assault.

445
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 2: I get that. I get that I did not respect

446
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: your boundaries. I did not respect your boundaries, and again,

447
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: cancel me, cancel me. I did. Honestly, you said no

448
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 2: gifts and I said gifts. So what is it? Because

449
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 2: I still have to be me right, I still have

450
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 2: to be who I am. Right in this world, everyone

451
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: has permission to be who they are. You said no gifts,

452
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 2: I said gifts. I held out the gifts. You did

453
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: take the gifts. So you know, you probably have to

454
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: practice being more boundaried and like honoring your own home.

455
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 3: For truth, It's true.

456
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 2: I'm reading you like a book. That's my special skill.

457
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 2: I want to take back the area code thing and

458
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: say that I'm actually really good at reading people. That's

459
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 2: my skill.

460
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 3: My boundaries are absolute mush.

461
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, the boundary lines aren't. Yeah, pudding they can. You

462
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 2: can just speed through them. There's really it's paper thin

463
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,199
Speaker 2: boundaries for me. So, okay, you've called me out in

464
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 2: a huge way. I don't know that anything you just

465
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: said would hold up in court, but I mean, should

466
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: we open these gifts here on the podcast or what? No,

467
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to be the first guest to say no,

468
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to open them on the podcast. I

469
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: wanted this was a meant to be a private moment.

470
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 2: This all this talk up top has been really fun

471
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: and that's that. Thank you for having me. Okay, no, yes,

472
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: let's open them. I'm pulling them out. I've wrapped them.

473
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: I can't say nicely, but I have wrapped them. As

474
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 2: I was, Okay, here we go.

475
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 3: This is actually kind of a nice little wrapping job.

476
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 3: They're in like a brown wrapping paper.

477
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 2: Brown wrapping paper is actually just the the materials that

478
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: my food delivery came in. Open medium first.

479
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 3: Big, okay, wait, okay, oh, there's a small one okay, medium, small.

480
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 2: Big, And just to make it really confusing, I could

481
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: have done anything out, I could have said a different order.

482
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: But I so they're in like, uh, recycled brown paper bags,

483
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 3: which I fully support. I think that if you have

484
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 3: bags in your home, that's all you need for a gift. Yeah, clearly,

485
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 3: why bother getting anything else? We have enough trash on

486
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 3: planet Earth.

487
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

488
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 3: If anyone has a problem with a gift bag, they've

489
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 3: got a Okay, these are interesting, the Riddler. They're poorly wrapped.

490
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 2: They're really poorly wrapped. They're not They're wrapped in a

491
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: way that they're not meant to be open.

492
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 3: It's the tape that's kind of like moving.

493
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 2: The tip is moving taste. We might need to get

494
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: a scissor. Yeah, that might Uh, we might have to

495
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: get a scissor for Bridger or why do I want

496
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,479
Speaker 2: to help? I'm not going to that. I'm like, I'm like,

497
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 2: this is like saw.

498
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 3: I may retrieve my scissor and let me try once more.

499
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 3: I would like to see if I have.

500
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 2: Any I have straight. I feel like you have straight?

501
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: What if you pulled that loop? What if you pulled

502
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 2: the loop and you can fold? Maybe? Or maybe I'm wrong,

503
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm wrong.

504
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 3: Oh maybe if I do this, I'm peeling it, okay, okay,

505
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 3: screaming at me.

506
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm The listeners are like what the hell? Okay, okay, now, okay,

507
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 2: Bridge is making progress talking me through this. Okay, are

508
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: you sweating?

509
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 3: I am absolutely drenched.

510
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sweating watching.

511
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 3: Okay, we're pulling, we're pulling. I hope I'm not destroying whatever.

512
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: I think you're destroying it. But we'll find that'll get

513
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: kind of the fun that together.

514
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: It's the tape.

515
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: Is okay, careful, careful, careful.

516
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 3: We're getting close and close again. This is the first

517
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 3: of three, so this is there's gonna be some.

518
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: Every gift is going to take about twenty minutes to else,

519
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: so that'll be the whole pot. I hope you don't

520
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: have anything planned for after, including any discussion about what

521
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: the gift is our first nine I literally used moving tape.

522
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 3: It's really this is the toughest it.

523
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: It's incredible.

524
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 3: Okay, we've gotten the tape away from the and now

525
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,239
Speaker 3: it's fallen out. Okay, wait, okay, so it's a and

526
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 3: I did not destroy it.

527
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, the price is on the back. I see

528
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: the price. Look at it.

529
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: No, I love radical hon.

530
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, no, you should read it as you were

531
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: going to and then tell everyone the price.

532
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a mood mask. Just let a glow mood mask.

533
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: Which I like the I mean it's kind of an

534
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 3: almost wintry pond for no reasonable Yeah. Yeah, because this

535
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 3: is not a Christmas item. No, there's no Santa to

536
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: be seen. Okay, I'm gonna flip it over. Should I

537
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 3: try to guess how much this would cost?

538
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

539
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: I love a price.

540
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: Okay, guess I'm the guests of us.

541
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 3: This is a classy podcast.

542
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 2: I thought this was a classy podcast. That's why I

543
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 2: agreed to do it. This is trashy, Okay.

544
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 3: I'm gon guess three ninety nine.

545
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess you think of a cheap bitch,

546
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: I won.

547
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it's five dollars, so I go over.

548
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: He didn't go over, But what do I look like

549
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 2: some cheap wore? To you? It was a dollar and

550
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 2: one cents more than.

551
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 3: Well, I had to do that after you called my

552
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 3: podcast trash. I had to kind of neg you in

553
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 3: a way that would for time.

554
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 2: If you will. Okay, Well, well Mary Mary Christmas Eve

555
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: even Okay.

556
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 3: I thought that the thing you bought me was cheap crap, and.

557
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: I thought the podcast was cheap, classless.

558
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: Okay, And so now we're like it's almost like we're

559
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 3: just starting over. Okay, freshly beorn again. Exactly tell me

560
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 3: about this.

561
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm happy to so just let it glow that fruit. Okay,

562
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 2: here's part of my truth. I have something to confess.

563
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: I didn't buy that. I just stole them. I didn't

564
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: buy that. I stole it from a CVS. I just

565
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 2: wanted to see what I could get away with. Allah

566
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 2: Robert Durst, by the way Houston native shout out, Oh yeah,

567
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: it was gifted to me. I've got it was gifted

568
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: to me. But I've been gifted so many masks that

569
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: I intend to use and have not used. I thought,

570
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: why not give one to Bridger? You seem to care

571
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: about your skin. You are, You're glowing, You're glowing. We've

572
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: gone from nagging each other to love going love bombing you.

573
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: You're glowing, but why not glow a little more. I'm

574
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: turning this into a sales pitch. Do you feel like

575
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,479
Speaker 2: you're glowing? Glo a little more? I just get let

576
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 2: just get a just let it glow masks. I've gotten those,

577
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 2: I've got. I've been gifted so many of not even

578
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 2: those just face masks, And I was like, I'd like

579
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: to share the wealth. I refuse to throw them away.

580
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: You seem pissed that I'm regifting, not absolutely me. Oh

581
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 2: my god. Okay, Bridger is literally passed. I cann't see

582
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: it in Bridger's eyes.

583
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: No, this is what I am agreeing in a huge way,

584
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 3: which I think this is just part of my problem.

585
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 3: I have a hard time getting rid of or using anything.

586
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 3: Yes I'm cheap, Yes, I like I can't spend money. Okay,

587
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: face masks like I'll get one on occasion as a gift,

588
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: even on this podcast I've gone. And then I'm like,

589
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 3: it's got to be a special occasion when I use.

590
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: That, see, and that's well, that's how I feel. I won't.

591
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have time to sit here with

592
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: this thing on my face for ten minutes. I have

593
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: business to do, and so I think you my assumption

594
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: is that you have time.

595
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: To say ten minutes, this guy has going.

596
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: Let me do the podcast with the mask on or

597
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: something that could be a fun little tree. But anyway,

598
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: I get a lot of those, I won't sit down

599
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: and use them. I want to regift. I think that

600
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: that one's gonna be a good one. I think I

601
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: actually have used the justletic glow Okay, you seem so skeptical.

602
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: I'm so now I'm just like sort of second guessing

603
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 2: myself and everything I've done.

604
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 3: I'm so curious. I've never and again I maybe this

605
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 3: is uh, maybe I shouldn't say this a lot on

606
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 3: the podcast. I have gotten them before on this show.

607
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: Never use them, okay, because I'm a little worried. Okay,

608
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: I'm a little I'm like, what if it's one of

609
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 3: the what if I become severely burnt?

610
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

611
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: What if it eats through my face?

612
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: It won't eat through your face. The worst thing that's

613
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: ever happened to me with any facial product is that

614
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: I've gotten like I've broken out in a rash. That's

615
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 2: not the worst.

616
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 3: How long did the rash last?

617
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: A day and a half? Maybe?

618
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: Okay, So as long as I've got nothing going on

619
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: for a day, day.

620
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: And a half, I bet that'll be fine. The bridge

621
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: the famous last words face smelts all. I bet it'll

622
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: be fine. It's but I get it. You you're not

623
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: going to use it. Thank god I didn't spend five

624
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: bucks on it.

625
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 3: But you've revealed, and I hate to say it, that

626
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 3: this was given to you as a gift yeah, and

627
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 3: you also we've talked about it being a cheap ass gift. Yeah,

628
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: So whoever gave it to you is now out in

629
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 3: the world kind of spiraling in a huge way.

630
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know who gave me that one. But

631
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: here's the thing I had. I had that one and

632
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 2: then I had another one that I know was not

633
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 2: given to me by the same person. And I'm pretty

634
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 2: sure the other one didn't have the price tag on it,

635
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: and I wish I can literally, I'm literally like going

636
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: inside myself right now and wishing that I had brought

637
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: you the other one without the price tag.

638
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to find out who gave this to you,

639
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 3: and I'm going to ruin your relationships.

640
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: I think it was a makeup artist.

641
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, well, I've got ties to the makeup community, richer.

642
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: I can see your body language is saying I'm never

643
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: going to use this. You're like you're crossed, You're leaning

644
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: away from the mask. You've put it on top of

645
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: the tape that you plan to throw away. I can

646
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: tell you're throwing this away, and I knew you might

647
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: honestly before, but I was like, literally, I was, it's

648
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: on top of all the trash now mind you. I

649
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: knew you might not use it, but I was like,

650
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: I'd rather someone else throw it away than me. And

651
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: that's how if I was like, that's fine, I'm not

652
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: prepared to talk.

653
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 3: You're going to look like such a fool when my

654
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 3: face is melted.

655
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait to see prove it.

656
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 3: Prove it, I mean and again in court.

657
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to go. You want to go to

658
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: court so bad.

659
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 3: I'm desperate to get to lawyer up and just sue

660
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: somebody into oblivion.

661
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 2: Let's go to Judge Judy. Let's go to Judge Judy.

662
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: I mentioned us on Judge Judy. My face is gone

663
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: face yeah, okay, speaking of mine.

664
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: That's it, just the beginning of man.

665
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: I like that you and I don't Judge Judy and.

666
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 2: I face glowing. I've used the mask. I've used it.

667
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: I finally used it, and it worked fine for me.

668
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because he had the five dollars one. I

669
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: had the priceless one, which is a more classy gift.

670
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: We could do it anyway. You can throw it away.

671
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be.

672
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: Throwing It'll be thrown away after it's burned. My face off.

673
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: Okay, great, the nearest rectacle, yes, and I say, okay, great,

674
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: as long as you use it.

675
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: Actually, I'll probably have to save it for the ziploc bag,

676
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: which will then be presented by my lawyer.

677
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: Yes, this was Richard's vase, okay.

678
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: Which is now kind of clinging to this mask? So

679
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 3: you don't use these that often?

680
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't. I don't. I you know, I don't.

681
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: I can't sit down to do that, even like a

682
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 2: proper like apply it and let it sit harden on

683
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 2: your face for ten minutes. Mask. I'm like, nobody got

684
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: time for that. I literally have shit to do. I

685
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: would love to do that, but I'm like, I actually

686
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 2: have shit to do I and I can't because you

687
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 2: have to have washed your face, So before you use that,

688
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: you have to clean your face. I cleanse my face

689
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: in the morning, before I take a shower, before I

690
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: have to go do something. And then at the end

691
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 2: of the night, I cleanse my face because I've come

692
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: home from doing a bunch of things and all I

693
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: want to do is go to sleep.

694
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 3: You're out of time.

695
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 2: I'm out of time. So what am I to do

696
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: in the middle of the day, face cleansed, and throwing

697
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: a mask.

698
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: You're saving my problem perfectly.

699
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: Okay, well all right, well listen, maybe we can go

700
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: at it together and maybe try a mask. And anytime

701
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: I've tried them, to be frank, this is shitting on

702
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: my own gift fully, I'm like, fully, I'm like, okay,

703
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: after the fact, I'm like, Okay, I guess, I guess

704
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: I did do a thing for myself for ten minutes.

705
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 2: But if my face feels the same as it did

706
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 2: before I did that.

707
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: Match, they do feel like they've got a bit of

708
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: a hocus pocus element where it's just like you just

709
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 3: have to believe that it did.

710
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: So yes, exactly placebo or like.

711
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 3: Kind of a thing where it's just like you have

712
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: to do it so often that you see results. And

713
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: three this is like a once every five years. Yeah,

714
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: I don't even I don't even want to call it

715
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 3: a tree because I feel like I'm going to be

716
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: stressed while wearing.

717
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. See that's it. Yeah, it's not good for you.

718
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: Then maybe you can give it, you can regift it.

719
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 2: I won't be offended. And you're going to try it, Okay,

720
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to Actually I don't believe you, but you again,

721
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: leaned away from the mask.

722
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: I'm gagging, I'm panting. I'm just like a losing hair

723
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 3: thinking about it. No, I am going to try it

724
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: and I will prove it to you, and you're going

725
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 3: to be so embarrassed. Your family's going to be embarrassed.

726
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 3: Is going to be embarrassed.

727
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: My family member is going to move back to Nigeria

728
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 2: for shame.

729
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to drive your family away from.

730
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: You, okay, move back to Nigeria and.

731
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: You will lose everything after I try this.

732
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: Man, I want to you know what, I dare you?

733
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: I dare you when you post this, When you post

734
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: this episode, did you post a picture of yourself with

735
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 2: that mask on? And actually, I don't want it to

736
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: be a picture. I'm gonna want up that. I want

737
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: it to be a video, a ten minute video where

738
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 2: we see what you did in those ten minutes that

739
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: you were supposed to have the mask on.

740
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 3: It'll it'll probably be sixty seconds. I think Instagram has

741
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 3: a limit.

742
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: Well, you can do ten videos, don't doom, doom? Do

743
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,959
Speaker 2: you have to be doing something different in each video

744
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: so that I know that you didn't just post the

745
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 2: same video ten times.

746
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: The budget of this video is going to be like

747
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 3: forty fine on location.

748
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: Fine, like a twenty four will do it, and.

749
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 3: A twenty four this is your next horror. Yeah, I

750
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 3: think so that ends up being more kind of a

751
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: drama on people, Like I thought it was going to

752
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 3: be scary.

753
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Right exactly, and it's like yeah, and it's but it's.

754
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 3: Heart wrenching right where like, well, I definitely have never

755
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: seen anything.

756
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and I feel for him though, really I'm curious

757
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 2: to see what he does next' that's my that's my

758
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: ask of you.

759
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: But okay, we've got this thing which you are absolutely

760
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 3: going to be made a fool buy.

761
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

762
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 3: We did medium and then large than small or small

763
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 3: than large.

764
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: I said medium, small, large, But after you opened the medium,

765
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 2: or while you were opening the medium, you were struggling,

766
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 2: and I thought I could have done small, medium, large

767
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: and anyway, So we'll see this is.

768
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 3: Maybe it is small. It's like the size you're gonna

769
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 3: be able to open that one. This is once again

770
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 3: almost entirely wrapped in that tape. It's probably like two

771
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 3: inches by two by three inches. It's a little rectangling.

772
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 3: Brown paid.

773
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 2: Time for me to drink orange juice.

774
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: I'll have some orange juice, treat yourself to a little

775
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 3: breakfasty treat. Let's see here, Mmmm this tape, this tape listener, I.

776
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: Can't as MR for I hope so for ups. Okay, yeah, okay,

777
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: Oh I got through it pretty easily.

778
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 3: But I'm learning.

779
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: Situation different and this is I wanted to leave my

780
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 2: mark that uh.

781
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 3: That grocery store bag. Oh yes, just the perfect texture.

782
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 2: Takes you back to childhood.

783
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: Okay, we're pulling it. Okay, So first of all, I'm

784
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 3: just gonna right up front say this is a clearly

785
00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 3: used item. Nothing has ever been more used huge dog

786
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: toy on the show before, and this is like second

787
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 3: most user.

788
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: It's not used. I promise it's a ghost. I've carried

789
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: it with me for over a year, and I always

790
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna use it, and again I thought ago

791
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 2: it's time to give it up. I don't think you're

792
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: going to use it. Over over twelve months, this has

793
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: been This has traveled the world with me.

794
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: I worried it with me like a broken heart.

795
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: Ye, that's a bird with me. I wear it on

796
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: my sleeves.

797
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 3: So it's a ghost. Smile stain erasers. Now, this does

798
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: feel like a full on attack.

799
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 2: I've never met you, but my assumption was you had

800
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 2: nasty stains on your teeth. That was I just had

801
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 2: a hunch that those famous stained stained as hell can't

802
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: put those in the laundry, So get the go whatever

803
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: the hell that is, I mean, no, I read it

804
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 2: to me.

805
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 3: It's a stain eraser. Instant stain erasers.

806
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 2: That whole front page. Please, I'm gonna.

807
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 3: Read it as if it were you know, scripts, ok, okay,

808
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: go smile. Stain erasers. Instant stain erasers for fresh breath

809
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 3: and sparkling white teeth. Go smile before after fresh mint, coffee,

810
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: wine and tea stains. Single use applicator net point zero

811
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 3: two fluid ounce point five nine milli leaters.

812
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: We're traveling, and I can prove it. I can speak

813
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 2: to that. Now.

814
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: When I hear the word instant stain eraser about something

815
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 3: you're putting in your mouth, I'm thinking that's a high

816
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: powered bleach.

817
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is look active ingredient chlorox bleach. By

818
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: the way, the name goes smile, I'm like, is that

819
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: an instruction or is that like cheering you on, Like

820
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 2: go smile, go smile, go smile. I guess I would

821
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: need a comma. Goh, smile yeah ghost, Yeah, we need

822
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 2: to come anyway, go ahead.

823
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 3: So it says, you know, wider this is the back

824
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 3: of the packages as brighter, wider polished teeth than minty

825
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 3: fresh breath in sctends and the the number one ingredient

826
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 3: is propylene glycol.

827
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: Never heard amazing, an amazing, powerful, powerful.

828
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: Chemical hydrogen peroxide.

829
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: We all know that, we know that, we know that

830
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: we're familiar. Well know, if you have a cut back

831
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 2: to your out and if you get period stains on

832
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: white sheets, it will get And you heard that here first.

833
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: You don't have to watch YouTube. You heard it on

834
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 2: the podcast. Do you put in a spray bottle or

835
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: using a rag? Oh, don't be so fancy poor, just

836
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: d it right on, dump a little on. Sometimes it's

837
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: too much, sometimes it's too little. And you you go

838
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: as you can and you take another a rag or

839
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: a paper towel and you dab at it and hope

840
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 2: that your boyfriend's family doesn't see you. Don't want to holiday?

841
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: Yeah the holiday? Is it their first time meeting you.

842
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 2: That's what you do, Okay, But anyway.

843
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 3: And then just a bunch of other ingredients. The next

844
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 3: is just literally it says flavor, not even artificial.

845
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: It's just flavor, not natural flavor, flavored to be a flavor.

846
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 2: Everyone knows when you say flavor, I know what you're

847
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: talking about.

848
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 3: Immediately. We picked the same thing. Yeah, flavor, the same taste.

849
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: It's very specific, like.

850
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 2: There you go to the bland flavor in your ear.

851
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: So oh, and then there are there is a The

852
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: warning is probably three times the size of the ingredients. Okay, okay,

853
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 3: and it has things about redness, swelling, soreness, uh, discontinued

854
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: consulted dentist uh, products containing peroxides. I'm not recommended for

855
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 3: children under twelve years of age. Avoid swam, Okay, we'd

856
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 3: get that. Avoid swallowing the cosmetic or part there. Avoid contact. Okay,

857
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: I'm not putting it in my eyes. I'm not pregnant,

858
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 3: I'm not nursing. And of course they say if you

859
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 3: swallow a lot, contact poison Control center. I feel like

860
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: that would probably have to be a lot.

861
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: A lot more than this this little travel size.

862
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: So and then okay, so I'm opening it and it's

863
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 3: almost in like a little like the sample uh perfume. Yes, yes, yes,

864
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: And I assume you just wow, this, I cannot imagine

865
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 3: this product works pull It's like.

866
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: Bridger a doubter. Do we have a doubter? O ye

867
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: of little faith?

868
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: Where did it? How did this come into your life?

869
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: You know?

870
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 2: I have been trying to figure that out for some

871
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 2: time as I pack it in every bag. I just

872
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 2: recently was like, where did I get this? It certainly

873
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 2: came as like part of a package I think with

874
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: either a toothpaste or a whitening gel. But I feel like,

875
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: what's crazy is that I would think that the toothpaste

876
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 2: and whitening gel would be of the same brand. So

877
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: I like, actually can't place this because I'm like, I

878
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 2: don't own any other Ghost Mile products. But I do

879
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: remember it coming in and being in a as a

880
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: sample and being like, oh, wonderful, I will use this,

881
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: And then I thought, you know who could use it more? Bridger? Bridger,

882
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 2: I think you could use this more than I could.

883
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 2: And it's about paying it forward.

884
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you have perfect teeth.

885
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. They're really there. I have notes

886
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: on my teeth, but everyone has notes on everything about her.

887
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: I'm You've got like, thank you, thank you so much. Well,

888
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 2: I take my dental I take my dental hygiene pretty seriously.

889
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 3: What's your dental routine?

890
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 2: So I brush my teeth multiple times a day, which

891
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 2: more than twice a day actually generally.

892
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 3: Speaking manual or electronic manual.

893
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: I can't get into an electric toothbrush can get it?

894
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 2: Are you Are you into it? The learning curve was

895
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: way higher. Are you like into it? Do you like it?

896
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: Does it feel good?

897
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: It feels okay? And I like that it it like

898
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: has it has like a little timer. So uh, it

899
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 3: does thirty seconds for one quadrant of your mouth and

900
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 3: then it goes ding okay, And so it makes me

901
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 3: do the really go for it?

902
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 2: Do the two minutes? Yeah? Because you're like, I have

903
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: thirty seconds? That would stress me out? That would I

904
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 2: would be like, am I doing it right? And I

905
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 2: get it everything done in this thirty seconds? And like,

906
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: now do I have to start the toothbrush over and

907
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 2: do another full two minutes? Because I feel like I didn't.

908
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: So I I brush my teeth multiple times a day.

909
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 2: I floss every single day. When I'm feeling lazy at

910
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: night after night out, I will brush my teeth and

911
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 2: not f lost, but like first thing in the morning,

912
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, you didn't lost last night? She got a floss.

913
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 3: Wow.

914
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: I don't joke about my dental hygiene, right, because I

915
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: got braces when I was fourteen, and I had some

916
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: peers at that time getting braces off and you saw

917
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 2: the little like the white square where the.

918
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: Brace was, the little ghosts.

919
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ghost This is what your teeth looked like

920
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: before you got these braces, like the memory of teeth

921
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 2: past exactly, and now you're and then the rest don't

922
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: look great. And that's when I got really into dental

923
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 2: hygiene because I was like, I don't want my teeth

924
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: to look like that when I get my braces off. So,

925
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: which might be vain, but I but it's also you

926
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 2: learn how it was mistakes, yes, and I'm like, oh

927
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: I don't And I wore my retainer for sixteen years.

928
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 2: Oh my still travel with it. Because I had friends

929
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: who got braces also, who got their braces taken off

930
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 2: and then they didn't wear their retainers and then they're like, hey,

931
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 2: I'm getting braces again. And I'm like, you had braces

932
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 2: two years ago, and they're like, yeah, I didn't wear

933
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: my retainer, so I have to get them again. And

934
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: so I didn't want to be that person. So I

935
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 2: learn my retainer for sixteen years.

936
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, do you have a permanent bottom retainer?

937
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 3: This has been a topic.

938
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: I do not do you?

939
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 3: I did until I believe last year.

940
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: Do I did you take it out?

941
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 3: It was horrible flossing around? It was such a pain.

942
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

943
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: I also was like if I mean there was actually

944
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 3: a little bit of like, wouldn't it be interesting for

945
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 3: archaeologists to dig up a skeleton like five hundred years

946
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 3: from now and there's like a weird thing attached to

947
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 3: the teeth.

948
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's a permanent retainer. Oh yes, So wait,

949
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 2: can I see your bottom row? Because everyone's bottom great, great,

950
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: great row. You're like, everyone's bottom row is like super

951
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: fucked up. But you got your permanent retainer out a

952
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: year ago and they're fine, Well that's the thing. How

953
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 2: long did you have it in?

954
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 3: Like fifteen years or something?

955
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's the key, because I'm telling you

956
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: I don't wear my retainer at night anymore as of

957
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: like a year ago. Just got kind of lazy about

958
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: it one day and realized that, like, I think it

959
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: changed shape, right, I think maybe at one point when

960
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 2: I was taking it out or like I accidentally, I

961
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like I've like messed with the

962
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 2: shape of it by accident, just my taking it out

963
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: and in and the way I've been rough sometimes. And

964
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 2: so it occurred to me last year. I was like,

965
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 2: I don't know that I should be using this to

966
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 2: like form my mouth at this point, because I have

967
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: not had an a dental professional touch this thing in sixteen.

968
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 3: Years a wet mouth yes or nice yes.

969
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't think this is a

970
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 2: good idea. I bet it'll actually fuck my teeth up

971
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: at this juncture, because no one has because you used

972
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: to go and get them like tightened or like a

973
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: justice container. And I'm like, I haven't had that in

974
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: sixteen years. I should probably stop wearing this thing. And

975
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 2: I think my teeth aren't fucked up. Your teeth are

976
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: not fucked up. I think fifty guys, you heard it

977
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: here the contents, Yeah, ffteen years. If you were a

978
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: retainer for fifteen years, just stop.

979
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 3: It really is a thing where it's just like your

980
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 3: body has it's just like you've got to figure it out.

981
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: Yes, at this point, we're taking off the training where.

982
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 3: The training wheels are coming home.

983
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

984
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 3: If you can't do this on your own at this point,

985
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,959
Speaker 3: then maybe it's time to die.

986
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, die, lose all your teeth. Get him out of there,

987
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: Just get him out of it. If you can't figure

988
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 2: it out, get them out of there, and I'll punch

989
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 2: you in the mouth to help. Yeah.

990
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 3: I think I wore my like upper retainer probably for

991
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 3: five years after having my braces removed, through like college

992
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 3: or something, and I was like, well, I don't want

993
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: to do this anymore. Yeah, but the permanent one was

994
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 3: just this was it.

995
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: When you started hooking up? Absolutely. Oh.

996
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: I I'm as someone who came out when he was thirty.

997
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: The hooking up did not start until much later.

998
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: Okay, got it, got it fair enough?

999
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, which I understand is pretty clear.

1000
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: I understand, I understand. I'm picking up.

1001
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 3: The retainer was not getting in the way anything. I

1002
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 3: had plenty of room to just control.

1003
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: It's kind of a metaphor, though, I got a beautiful metaphor.

1004
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 3: The retainer came out, and then another ten years.

1005
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 2: And then and then another ten years, and then you

1006
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: did as well, And that's fine. I like it.

1007
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: I'm following my sexuality and dental history go hand in hand.

1008
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 3: A dentistry is an intimate thing. You've caught somebody in

1009
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: your mouth. So it all makes sense.

1010
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: I think it does it totally does. I feel like

1011
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 2: I stopped wearing mine because well, you know, I liked

1012
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: I I would I like to scare guy. I used

1013
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: to like to scare guys. And I wear my retainer

1014
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: and this is what I look like when I go

1015
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: to bad.

1016
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 3: I think that's a good thing.

1017
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

1018
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: You'll be dealing with you. Yeah, this is this is me.

1019
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: Baby. My retainer was also like a weird comfort to

1020
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 2: me though, too, where I just was like this thing

1021
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 2: that I do, and look how consistent I am. Yeah,

1022
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 2: I do miss it. It's it's on my bedside table

1023
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 2: right now. Oh yeah.

1024
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 3: And is it growing anything?

1025
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 2: It's not growing anything. It's not you know, I take

1026
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: a care of it. There's a weird thing that happened. Okay,

1027
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: hold on, I'm gonna do the math real fast. So

1028
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 2: if I wore it for like sixteen years consistently every

1029
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: single night, about I would say ten years into that,

1030
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 2: I accidentally one day took this is weird took them

1031
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: out when I woke up and I was like kind

1032
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: of in a daze and' tired. I think I took

1033
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 2: the bottom one out in like the middle of the

1034
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 2: night sleeping because it was like bothering me and I

1035
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 2: forgot I get up to make my bed, which I

1036
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: never do. So this is demonic that this even happened.

1037
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: I don't make my decide to make my bed. And

1038
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: I was like pulling the sheet and I was like,

1039
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: why I want it move? It was pulling my bottom retainer.

1040
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: It absolutely mangled my bottom retainer, and I had a

1041
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 2: melt down being like, oh no, and it's ten years

1042
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: at that point, It's like ten years into wearing it,

1043
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like I should be fine, but I'm like, nope,

1044
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: gonna find an orthodontist to give me a new bottom retainer.

1045
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: So my bottom of my top don't match because the

1046
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 2: bottom one was ruined by the day I decided to

1047
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: make my bed, which is I don't make my bed

1048
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 2: anymore because the one time I trust, I mangled my

1049
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: retainer which was outside of my mouth for no clear

1050
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 2: reason and in the bed, and I went and had

1051
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 2: an orthodonist in Brentwood get me a new retainer made

1052
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 2: and so they don't match, and yeah, all of those

1053
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: things combined. I was like this, I have to stop

1054
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 2: worrying this. But I did buy it a new case

1055
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 2: months before I stopped. It's a pet on my bedside table.

1056
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 2: I got in a new case and it just lives

1057
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: in my lives on them. I'll never get rid of it.

1058
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 3: So when you say they don't match, is like the

1059
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 3: top one like one of the more old school ones.

1060
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 3: It's like the weird little like piece of plastic in

1061
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 3: the bottom, like them.

1062
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 2: Both of them are the weird metal plastic situation. Yes,

1063
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: mind you. The invisil line style retainers were out when

1064
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 2: I got my retainers, so they were a thing. They

1065
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 2: weren't as popular as now. I feel like everybody's got

1066
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 2: a visiline, but they were out when I got that,

1067
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: and I remember being like, why can't I get the

1068
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 2: clear one and my Orthodonos being like, this is the

1069
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: one for you. And now in retrospect, I'm like, did

1070
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: it were the clear ones more money? And was my

1071
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 2: mom not able to afford the crews? I don't. I

1072
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm just having this realization right now.

1073
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 3: It feels like it. I mean that long ago in

1074
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: visil line was like a brand new thing, and they

1075
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: probably cost thousands and thousands.

1076
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 2: Way way more than your standard because I knew getting

1077
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 2: my braces at that time. It's like two thousand and two.

1078
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: When I got them, they were it was five thousand

1079
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 2: dollars and insurance did not cover. It is crazy. It's insane.

1080
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 2: Now I feel like it's like twelve dollars and insurance

1081
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: will cover.

1082
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 3: You can kind of breeze through them all.

1083
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: Exactly, I think you could. But anyway, I have the

1084
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 2: weird ones. So when I say they don't match, the

1085
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 2: top one is a blue fuck with sparkles. Oh, so

1086
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: you really got to go. I mean that's what people

1087
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 2: don't get to customize and exactly. And then the bottom

1088
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 2: was blue with sparkles. That's the one that got mangled.

1089
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: And so now the bottom is like a pink one

1090
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 2: with sparkles.

1091
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 3: So sparkles all the way.

1092
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, sparkle queen. Because I thought, well, there was like

1093
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 2: a pink one that kind of looks like wants to

1094
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: look like actual, your actual gums, and I'm like, that's weird.

1095
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 3: This is like kind of the weird default.

1096
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I feel like I picked the default

1097
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: with a lot of things in my life. But I

1098
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 2: was like, not with my retainer. That's where we draw

1099
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: the line. Let's customize and let's make it. Yeah, let's

1100
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 2: make it a party.

1101
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 3: It's like the night sky.

1102
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

1103
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 3: Just AnyWho, Well, okay, so I have my weird teeth

1104
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 3: bleacher thing, which also could be like a suicide pill

1105
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 3: in case I'm like trapped in enemy territory or something.

1106
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: I didn't anticipate you reading the ingredients or as Teresa

1107
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 2: Judice would say, ingredients is I didn't, says, God bless Teresa.

1108
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 2: I love it. I didn't anticipate that. But when you

1109
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: read them, I did get fearful. But I thought I'd

1110
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: put them on my teeth. I not ingesting it.

1111
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 3: I do wonder like I like this situation when someone's

1112
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 3: so panicked about the stain on their teeth that they

1113
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 3: have to have it instantly.

1114
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. This is why I carried it around,

1115
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'll use a whitening gel with my

1116
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 2: toothpaste sometimes, right, So I just don't understand that, like,

1117
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: how do your teeth gets stayed exactly the situation? Yeah,

1118
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 2: that your teeth are like, oh shit, gotta get this

1119
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: stain off.

1120
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have been all that tall.

1121
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, oh no, go smile, go smile.

1122
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I guess that happens to somebody, and

1123
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 3: it could happen to me. It could so now it's

1124
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,280
Speaker 3: going to kind of sink to the bottom of my bag.

1125
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: Okay, you're leaning toward it. I'm giving it shoulder, which

1126
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 2: is everything we're getting the lean towards.

1127
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 3: That's my system of approval, disapproval right shoulders A No,

1128
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 3: they're thrown away as soon as possible. Left is it's happening.

1129
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 2: Happened.

1130
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 3: No, I mean that's actually kind of the opposite. Maybe

1131
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: I lean towards things I'm not going to use and

1132
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 3: lean away from things that I've been dared to use.

1133
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 3: Let's unpacked on my podcast.

1134
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: Do we have time back to that now?

1135
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we've got to get into this final bag here,

1136
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 3: and this is cold sack made especially for caring frozen.

1137
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 2: To be mistaken for cold a sack.

1138
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, our classic neighborhood.

1139
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: Architecture, little nook in the neighborhood.

1140
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 3: I love a cul de sac. What does that mean?

1141
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 3: It's obviously French.

1142
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 2: Cold as sack of sack of.

1143
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 3: So blank of and I feel like sack is close

1144
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 3: to sack cool cold.

1145
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: Dead end, dead end, dead end. Wow, well then why

1146
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 2: the fuck are people saying I live in a could

1147
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: a sac and it's a good thing. It's like, I

1148
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 2: live in a dead end?

1149
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 3: Well, because I'm sure, like nineteen sixty seven, they're like,

1150
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 3: we got to stop calling these things dead end, and

1151
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 3: no one also live on a dead end?

1152
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 2: What's dead end? Next time someone's like, oh yeah, this family,

1153
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: they're perfect white pick of man, it's called a sack,

1154
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 2: and like dead end. They live in a dead end

1155
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: out of a street, meaning people go there, get stuck.

1156
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 2: There's nowhere for you to go. There's no growing happening anyway,

1157
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 2: don't read that bag. I mean, Star came in the

1158
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 2: cold sack. The coal sack was the Arewan juice.

1159
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I got a.

1160
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: Bunch of Arowuan juices. Oh no, you spent forty dollars

1161
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 2: on juice. Genuinely was surprised. Put a bunch of juices

1162
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 2: in a cart on Uber eat and then when the

1163
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: price came, I was like, excuse. But then I was like,

1164
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 2: well I deserve it.

1165
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 3: You deserve it. And how often do you get to

1166
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 3: see a cold sack. Yeah, I love this bag, this packaging. Okay,

1167
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 3: let me open it up here. And this is such

1168
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 3: an easy thing easy. It's really getting in, reaching in, okay,

1169
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 3: feeling something that feels like, wow, this is incredible. This

1170
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: is customized. So it was Palmer's. Yeah, but no, that's

1171
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: when crossed out and it's I mean, let's say again,

1172
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 3: let's just put everything out on the table.

1173
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 2: Used as hell.

1174
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 3: I don't even know if there's anything in this bottle

1175
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 3: you crossed out. Palmers wrote bridges with a heart on

1176
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 3: the eye.

1177
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 2: Appreciate it.

1178
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see it's cocoa butter.

1179
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: It is, it's Bridges cocoa butter.

1180
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 3: I mean, I wonder if I can even get any

1181
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 3: out here, Bridger.

1182
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 2: If you can't pump any out, you can certainly did

1183
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 2: you get some there we go quick?

1184
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 3: Yes, moisture size my knee?

1185
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: Okay? Can we hear him moisturized as mr? Oh? Whoa nasty.

1186
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 2: I don't usually do it like this.

1187
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 3: If you had some some lotion something doing this that

1188
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 3: as smells incredible. Putting get on my legs. Yes, I'm

1189
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 3: moisturizing in front of two different people. They're just looking

1190
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: at me moisturizing leg.

1191
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: And I'm delighted because I have thoughts.

1192
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 3: On this moisturize. Okay, I want to hear your thoughts.

1193
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 2: Because you have thoughts as well, don't you. I'm a

1194
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 2: huge advocate of a moisturize you are, okay. See, I

1195
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 2: didn't know I would. I didn't know your relation to it.

1196
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: I don't think people moisturize enough. I think it's crazy

1197
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: Black people do because we're like, we can't be ashy

1198
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: otherwise other black people will grill our asses, so we

1199
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 2: have to out of pure pressure. Also, it just like

1200
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 2: it looks better when we're moisturized. But white people, white people,

1201
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 2: you guys get away without moisturizing, or you get away

1202
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 2: with with skipping the moisture part of your routine. And

1203
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: you know, you can't see the ash with the plane people. Yeah,

1204
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 2: you can't see the ash with the plane eye. But

1205
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 2: you take a close look. You guys get ashy too.

1206
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 2: You know, if you clean it and really take a look,

1207
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 2: you guys get ashy too. And then want to be

1208
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 2: like we age so quickly, and it's like listen, yes,

1209
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 2: melanin is a thing that helps us not age as much.

1210
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: Black people, but also you could moisturize and really do

1211
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 2: yourself a favor. It's easy white people, and that's for

1212
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 2: white people, So Bridgers cocoa butter formula is for everyone.

1213
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 2: I think everyone should moisturize. I don't think people moisturize enough.

1214
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: It is remarkable to me how people are able to,

1215
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 2: Like I can't wash my hands and not moisturize after

1216
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 2: and the number of people who can and then go

1217
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 2: touch paper, Oh my hell, trying to product. I have

1218
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 2: lotion on me at all times. I have blistics on

1219
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: me at all times. So anyway, I just didn't know

1220
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 2: what your relationship was, and I was like, if Bridger

1221
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: doesn't moisturize, he's got to get into it. And I'm

1222
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 2: not going to give you a full new bottle because

1223
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: I didn't want to, because why would I do Why

1224
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 2: would I buy you a new bottle as a gift,

1225
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: not as a gift. It's got to be half used

1226
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: because it comes from love. And I used it so

1227
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 2: that you know that you too can use it, because

1228
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 2: if I gave it seems like rue, the one thing

1229
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 2: that's sealed and untested, the two things. Really you're kind

1230
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 2: of your reticent you're a little skeptical to use. However,

1231
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 2: I have used this cocoa butter, and look, it worked

1232
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 2: for me.

1233
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: We're already to discussedar glowings exactly.

1234
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, I mean, you saw me.

1235
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 3: I dived right in.

1236
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 2: You did.

1237
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 3: I was happy to use it because I had been used.

1238
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1239
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 3: That would have been a great trick though, if I

1240
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 3: had like started pumping it and then it was.

1241
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 2: Like live, it was there and it was get to

1242
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: get rid of your leg hair. Yeah. I I am

1243
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 2: such a proponent, and I'm in awe of how many

1244
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 2: people don't moisturize and then are like very invested in

1245
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: anti aging or in like oh my skin itches, and

1246
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, guys, it's just put some lotion on it.

1247
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: A work wonders.

1248
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 3: People will try anything to anti age outside of just moisture.

1249
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 2: Yes, of course they will do. They will go to

1250
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 2: the ends of the earth, they will deep medical procedures,

1251
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 2: all of the things. All but it's like so much

1252
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: in this one bottle. And yes there's a little bit.

1253
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 2: You were able to pump some out, and when you're

1254
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 2: not able to pump anymore, I guess what you do.

1255
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 2: There's still some at the bottom. You untwist the cap

1256
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: and you use the little thing in there.

1257
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: Talking about the excavating.

1258
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 2: Excavating, and then guess what, when you don't have any

1259
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 2: more lotion, you can't access any more lotion that way.

1260
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: You take scissors and you cut the bottle open, and

1261
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 2: you think you're talking to you're t this is my front.

1262
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: Well, you skipped one step, which is first you know,

1263
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 3: you take it out as the long, skinny pumpy. Yeah,

1264
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 3: then once that stopped working, I'm taking I'm slamming it

1265
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 3: against her.

1266
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Yes, you're slamming it again. How could

1267
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 2: I forget?

1268
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 3: You got to do that kind of you're so right.

1269
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 2: You have to slim it. Have the mark of the

1270
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 2: bottle on your hand, can be like, oh that kind

1271
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 2: of hurt. That was a little intense, but it's worth it.

1272
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 2: And then when that stops, we're cutting the bottle and

1273
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 2: you cut the bottle open. Absolutely, I'm going to get

1274
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 2: every cent worth of moisturizer out of this bottle for years.

1275
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: In terms of if that's the process for you, there's

1276
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: plenty of This is probably at least six weeks of

1277
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 2: moisturized Yes, this is a six week routine.

1278
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 3: I do think that part of the reason people don't

1279
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: moisturize is there's like this high pressure put on it,

1280
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: like that it's a complicated thing. I look, I've talked

1281
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 3: about a veno on this podcast.

1282
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 2: Oh you have? Are they sponsoring it?

1283
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, And it's ridiculous.

1284
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 2: You should do more for you. Here's the thing, it's

1285
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 2: really not complicated. I've heard guys come like complain it

1286
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: just makes me feel stickier. I'm like, what are you

1287
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 2: talking about. There's there are levels to moisturizers.

1288
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 3: Putting Bath and Bodyworks or something.

1289
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 2: That's what it is anyway, cocoa butter. Also, you know,

1290
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 2: it's a strong scent. It does fade with time.

1291
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 3: But it's a good scent. It's like a good sense

1292
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 3: and okay again, God bless Bath and body Works. But

1293
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: I feel like they kind of dominated the scene during

1294
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 3: the nineties where everything was like this smells like apple,

1295
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 3: this smells like whatever, sour cherry or whatever, and they

1296
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: were also sticky. Hopefully they've learned their lessons.

1297
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 2: I think they might have.

1298
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Speaker 3: The rest of us have learned our lessons. A nice

1299
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 3: mild smell is fine, yes, yes, scentless.

1300
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: That fades with time fades with telling you're scentless because

1301
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 2: you love a vino.

1302
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 3: Is completely no scent, Yeah, no scent, no two. I

1303
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 3: mean just moisturizing freaks.

1304
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 2: But I am stunned I feel a connection with you

1305
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 2: because I really I thought this gift could go either way,

1306
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 2: we could. This is not the conversation I anticipated, But

1307
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 2: I'm glad it's the one we're having. I'm so glad

1308
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 2: because I don't it really it actually upsets me that

1309
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 2: people don't moisturize. And I know I've said that, but

1310
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 2: I just can't drop it. It actually genuinely is upsetting

1311
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 2: to me. I'm like, it works wonders on the skin,

1312
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 2: And honestly, I have like a whole routine I used

1313
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 2: to do. What was Jamara Taylor taught me this. She

1314
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 2: once tweeted something like maybe six years ago about her

1315
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 2: moisturizing routine, and it was that she it's like, you shower,

1316
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 2: then you do the in shower moisture like Ole and

1317
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 2: Nivia have great in shower moisturizers, and instead of rinsing off,

1318
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 2: which oftentimes they'll tell you to do, you actually just

1319
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 2: towel dry with that moisturizer on you. Oh. And then

1320
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: I still put on a veno right, but like the

1321
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 2: ezemma relief of veno, and I don't have ezema strength, yes,

1322
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: extra strength, extra moisture, and that's that's the whole process.

1323
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 2: Occasionally though, I would still put on like a third

1324
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 2: low she.

1325
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 3: That's all that is.

1326
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 2: Quite like I can't do during the summer months. I'm

1327
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 2: like a little too intense. But I that was my

1328
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: process until last summer. I did fall in the shower

1329
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: doing the showers. My leftie exactly. My left knee is

1330
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 2: absolutely fucked up. Well, here's the thing. You're not supposed

1331
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 2: to put it on your feet. One one day last year,

1332
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: in a pinch, I put the in shower moisture on

1333
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 2: my feet for the first time ever. I was like,

1334
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm in a rush. I'm not even gonna be able

1335
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 2: to do the other steps, but I'll be moisturized. I'm

1336
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 2: going to this birthday party. Put it on my feet.

1337
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 2: I thought, Angel, you're going to clean the shower tomorrow,

1338
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 2: the shower floor tomorrow. Remember you put this on your feet.

1339
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 2: Don't remember. Next day I'm fine, I take a shower,

1340
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 2: I don't fall. The day after that, I'm rushing to

1341
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 2: get to work out a five am call time. It's

1342
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 2: early sleep deprived, rushing, rushing, absolutely fall in the shower

1343
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: like an old person. I don't know if that is

1344
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 2: ages of me to say, because clearly you don't have

1345
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: to be ultimate.

1346
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 3: Shower We age though.

1347
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 2: We do want to get a bar in the shower. Yes,

1348
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 2: we want something to hold on to. In my thirties

1349
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 2: and I want a bar in the shower.

1350
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 3: It would be great, would have changed.

1351
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 2: The game for me. My knee hurts to this day,

1352
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: but I have just injured my back, and so when

1353
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 2: I was falling, I had like a split second to

1354
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 2: be like I was like, not your back, not your back,

1355
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 2: not your back, not your back, and then not thinking

1356
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 2: like you can hurt anything else that I was like,

1357
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 2: you save the back, what's the worst.

1358
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 3: You're like, what other parts does the body have?

1359
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 2: Well, your knee can hurt, guys, and you're knee can

1360
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 2: hurt for over a year. And so I did fall

1361
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: in the shower in shower mooyster. I have not. I

1362
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 2: was traumatized after that. Have not used in shower moisture.

1363
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 2: It was totally my fault. You're not to use it

1364
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 2: on your feet and it was reckless it was a wet, reckless.

1365
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 3: But you needed your feet to be as moisturized as

1366
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 3: possible for that birthday.

1367
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 2: For that birthday party. I wasn't gonna be It wasn't

1368
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 2: gonna be at that party with ashy feet. Imagine the

1369
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 2: birthday girl would have been pissed.

1370
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 3: And you created America's slipperiest home.

1371
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 2: I did. I did. And there's a fall and a damage.

1372
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 2: Need to prove it. Yeah, so did you do?

1373
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 3: You have had? You had to go to a physical therapy,

1374
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 3: and I've.

1375
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 2: Done physical therapy. I get couching done, I have gotten

1376
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 2: an MRI to see if anything's wrong. It seems I

1377
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: have like a patilla tracking issue, but that is not

1378
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 2: apparently the that's not what It's not caused by that fall.

1379
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 2: So they're like, nothing is wrong structurally, But I'm like,

1380
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, my knee hurts like hell. But I

1381
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 2: guess it's just the natural deterioration of the body, and

1382
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 2: you know it's been triggered by my my geriatric fall

1383
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: in the shower.

1384
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 3: These are those things that scare me about medical science,

1385
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 3: where it's like with back and knee stuff, where it's

1386
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 3: just like we kind of still don't quite know how

1387
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 3: to deal with that, So, yeah, might just have permanent pain.

1388
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just gonna have permanent pain. Occasionally I'll wear

1389
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 2: a knee brace. It's not cute with outfits. It doesn't.

1390
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 2: You've got to make it work. You're just exactly. I know.

1391
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 2: I should kind of get like a flesh tone knee brains.

1392
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 2: Oh you go, you get like a blue with sparkles.

1393
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like.

1394
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 3: I think that a knee brace could absolutely be made

1395
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 3: to be kind of a cool. Do you remember when

1396
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 3: Nelly would wear a band aid on his face.

1397
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 2: Yes, a knee brace.

1398
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 3: Fashionable.

1399
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 2: I like that mini skirt and a knee brace.

1400
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 3: Just got to say, there's a trend I've got to create.

1401
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to try this, and if it doesn't

1402
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 2: work for me, I get to come back and voice

1403
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 2: my concerns. Well, I see you at court.

1404
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 3: You will see each other in separate quote. Okay, okay,

1405
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 3: pleasure to just eventually be in court for the rest

1406
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 3: of my life.

1407
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 2: Do you want to be a judge? No, I just

1408
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 2: want to be a defendant. Or what's my profession? Your

1409
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 2: profession is defendant, and that's what it is.

1410
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 3: I've got a very busy life. Yeah, how what do

1411
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 3: you do for work? Well, this is great. I'm glad

1412
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 3: you came onto the podcast kind of imagining me as

1413
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 3: this ashy, mangled tooth freak and you're like, I'm going

1414
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 3: to try to turn this.

1415
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 2: I thought the theme of my gifts were self care,

1416
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 2: but after further discussion, it was everything was just an insult.

1417
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 3: The theme of your gifts was total tear down, like

1418
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 3: complete remodel.

1419
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 2: Imagine a backhanded ass gift. The three backhanded gifts. The

1420
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 2: first one's as back.

1421
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 3: The first one's more of an experiment you have to

1422
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 3: get into. But I think it's time to play a game.

1423
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I down.

1424
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten.

1425
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to go what was I like, twelve seventy

1426
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 2: four four?

1427
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do some like calculating. You can

1428
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 3: recommend something, promote something, do whatever you want with the

1429
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 3: mic for a moment.

1430
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Mike check one two one two guys follow me on.

1431
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 2: He'll probably ask me to do this at the end,

1432
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 2: but I'm doing it in the middle. That's cute. Follow

1433
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 2: me on Instagram at Eggie Boom. Follow me on Twitter

1434
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 2: at Eggie underscore Boom. I may post something fun. I

1435
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 2: may not post at all, but would love to have you.

1436
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 2: This has been really fun doing this podcast. I am

1437
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 2: a little sleep deprived, but Bridger has woken my ass

1438
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 2: up and I'm here for it. Also, catch me on

1439
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live sometimes in the fall. I'll be there

1440
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 2: coming up. What's coming up? When is the premiere? I

1441
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: can't say.

1442
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 3: I can't say it now within the year twenty twenty

1443
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 3: two two.

1444
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 2: I think it's the premiere. Date is out now. I

1445
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 2: don't know, but I don't want to say because I

1446
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 2: don't know if it's out.

1447
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 3: But we all know what occurs.

1448
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 2: By the time this comes out this your October, it'll

1449
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 2: be like it's gonna be a Saturday soon. By the

1450
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 2: time this is out, the season will have premiered. That's

1451
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 2: what I'll say.

1452
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 3: People have been screaming, this is all news. Yeah, this

1453
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 3: is what. We're gonna play a game called Gift to

1454
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 3: a Curse. Okay, this is how it works. I'm gonna

1455
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 3: name three things. You're gonna tell me if there are

1456
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 3: a gift or a curse and why okay, and then

1457
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 3: I will tell you if you're correct or not. There

1458
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 3: are correct answers. You can lose in an enormous way.

1459
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 3: And you have already kind of lost multiple times over

1460
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 3: the course of this podcast in other ways, so this

1461
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 3: could be kind of a redemption moment.

1462
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like it's not gonna.

1463
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 3: Be really solidify your failure again.

1464
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 2: Bury me, I get buried on this podcast.

1465
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, and I think these are all listeners

1466
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 3: suggestions wonderful.

1467
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 2: Okay.

1468
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 3: This first one comes from someone named Madeline or Madeline

1469
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 3: you can go either way with and here we go

1470
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 3: with you.

1471
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 2: You tried to pronounce it though you were like Matt,

1472
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, Maddie, Magican, Magian, I don't know, I

1473
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 2: don't know.

1474
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 3: Magiean has suggested reading a book after watching the movie

1475
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 3: based on the book Gift.

1476
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 2: For a Curse, reading the book after watching the movie

1477
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 2: based on the book Gift. I feel like movies are

1478
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 2: often worse than the books and books. It's like fun.

1479
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 2: You get to use your imagination, So gift reading it after.

1480
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 3: Reading it, after you get it right, Okay, it's I mean,

1481
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,639
Speaker 3: the great thing is you. Okay, let's say you saw

1482
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 3: the less than great movie. Yeah, then you read the book.

1483
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 3: Suddenly half the work is already done for you, much

1484
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 3: less Imagining has to cast in your mind.

1485
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:50,480
Speaker 2: Oh I hate that party imagining. Oh my god, imagining

1486
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 2: takes it out of.

1487
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 3: The simply kind of famously horrible.

1488
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 2: Just tell me what is it? Is she black? Don't

1489
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 2: tell me she's got core hair? Is she black?

1490
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 3: I need for Hollywood to make these decisions or me.

1491
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 2: No.

1492
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,640
Speaker 3: I think it's absolutely a gift because then you get

1493
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 3: to you get like kind of the it's the movie's

1494
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 3: more the appetizer. You get like a condensed version of it,

1495
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 3: and then sudden you're getting this expanded version. And as

1496
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 3: I said before, if you're a lazy person, a little

1497
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 3: bit of the work is done.

1498
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 2: For you, and if you're not, you get to rewrite

1499
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 2: things you don't like.

1500
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 3: Exactly You're like, now I'm going to perfect that pile

1501
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 3: of garbage.

1502
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 2: I yes, correct, And that's exactly right. It's often a

1503
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,480
Speaker 2: pile of garbage.

1504
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 3: And we all know that after we watch a movie

1505
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 3: we hated, we like, I got to read the book.

1506
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to fix this. Something's got to be done. Okay,

1507
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 2: so you got the first one, right, very good. Okay,

1508
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 2: the surprise this game is treacherous. Let's just be honest.

1509
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 2: The next person Dapney has written in gift to a

1510
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:57,400
Speaker 2: curse French tip pedicures. Oh so not a manicure. I know.

1511
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, pedicure, I'm gonna say that's a curse.

1512
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:08,080
Speaker 2: And why I think that's a curse because I'm all

1513
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 2: for the French This is funny because I was thinking

1514
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,719
Speaker 2: about this last week. No, I'm all for the French

1515
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 2: tip manicure coming back. I think, Okay, looks clean, nice,

1516
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 2: everyone's getting married whatever. But the pedicure feels like, okay, girl,

1517
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 2: get a personality, like get like you can do something

1518
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 2: to your toes, like a more solid color like doing

1519
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 2: the French tip petticure feels like you're trying to make

1520
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 2: your finger your toenails look like fingernails, and it's like

1521
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 2: their toe but their toenails. Let's let toenails be toenails.

1522
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 2: That Yeah, so that's my thought. What what's the answer?

1523
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 3: You're wrong a gift?

1524
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 2: I mean I could see it in your fucking eyes.

1525
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's a curse. I'm sorry. I'm going to

1526
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 2: the professor's office of banging on the door saying give

1527
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 2: me my point for that, because.

1528
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:01,799
Speaker 3: You're not going to absolute feet into these kind of giant,

1529
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 3: monstrous hands that look like it's a curse. We love

1530
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 3: how that looks. It's kind of a spooky thing. It's

1531
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 3: like this strange transformation. What do you have against matching, Well.

1532
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 2: I'm not anti matching. Well, here's the thing. I'm not

1533
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 2: anti matching. Damn it.

1534
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,880
Speaker 3: We talked about less hour.

1535
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 2: Like no, no, but well it's just I don't there.

1536
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 2: They've they've always been for manicures, pedicures. It feels like

1537
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,759
Speaker 2: a twisted thing. Someone thought, oh not on my feet,

1538
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 2: and why not because they're not fingernails like I don't

1539
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 2: we we don't know. I rejected, and I rebuke it

1540
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,880
Speaker 2: in the name that's my That's why I said, Okay, fine,

1541
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 2: I got it wrong.

1542
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 3: I'm speaking from a place of authority of someone who's

1543
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 3: never had them, like.

1544
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 2: A pastor, just telling telling me, okay, go ahead, it's fine.

1545
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 3: You know, we've got to say that that's an absolute gift,

1546
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,639
Speaker 3: and I think everyone agrees.

1547
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 2: I don't think, so sound off in the comments. I'm sorry,

1548
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 2: I reject.

1549
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 3: Okay, So we've gotten one out of two so far.

1550
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 3: We've got one last chance for you to get one right.

1551
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 3: Let's see Ashley wrote in gift or a curse. Proposal

1552
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,799
Speaker 3: on the JumboTron at a major sporting event.

1553
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:27,640
Speaker 2: Proposal on the jumbo tron at a major sporting event. Curse.

1554
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 2: It's a curse because I think proposals, first of all,

1555
01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 2: should be intimate. The jumbo tron that is so that

1556
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 2: is the antithesis of intimate, that is in front of

1557
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 2: strangers in the stadium, the staff, as well as the

1558
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,639
Speaker 2: viewers at home, and you might get a know. First

1559
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 2: of all, it puts a lot of pressure on the

1560
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 2: person being proposed to to say yes. They don't really

1561
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 2: have agency in that moment. Sure you do in theory

1562
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 2: if you're a superhero, but the reality is like you'd

1563
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:56,719
Speaker 2: feel really bad saying no to someone on the jumbo

1564
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: tron while people are watching at home. Family members are

1565
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 2: probably why home if they're not hiding away in the

1566
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 2: stadium in various seats. Stranger. Yeah, absolute curse inappropriate Also

1567
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 2: a sporting event. Nothing romantic. I mean, like, even if

1568
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 2: you like sports, I feel like that's just not romantic.

1569
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:16,719
Speaker 2: That's my stance. Curse. Oh, I go oh no, hate

1570
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 2: to hear it.

1571
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,719
Speaker 3: It's a gift. Anything that's a gift.

1572
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm so sick.

1573
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 3: Every major life event should happen on a Jumbo trn.

1574
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this podcast is sick. The listeners are sick.

1575
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:42,439
Speaker 2: The host is absolutely sick. I mean, the test is rigged.

1576
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 2: We need to again, I need people to sound off

1577
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 2: in the comments. Absolutely.

1578
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 3: Look, everything you just said is exactly why it's a gift.

1579
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 3: The risk, the chance of someone saying no on the

1580
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 3: jumbo Tron is a thrill for the entire audience. These

1581
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 3: stakes have never been higher. It's such I mean, it's

1582
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 3: bringing the spotlight onto yourself in the most annoying way possible.

1583
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 3: It's really just getting in there and making it all

1584
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 3: about you.

1585
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 2: Send it to hell, Send it straight to hell. I

1586
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 2: rebuke and refuse in the name and I you know,

1587
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 2: I'm banging on the professor's store again, and I'm going,

1588
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck your class anyway. I'm not going

1589
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 2: to use this degree. I'm not using this degree. No

1590
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 2: one's ever going to ask you if things are a

1591
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 2: gift or a curse again, and it'll be and if

1592
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 2: they should, it'll be absolutely subjective, and I'll be allowed

1593
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,640
Speaker 2: to have my opinion on it, so that's fine. I

1594
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 2: have not redemped myself. So how did the cancelation works?

1595
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 3: The cancelation of someone who got one out of three

1596
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 3: should have been on a jumbo tron just now thirty three?

1597
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh my goodness. I'm not dressed for

1598
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,160
Speaker 2: the jumbo tron. I've ever been on a jumbo tron.

1599
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,639
Speaker 2: I have been on the jummal. What was the occasion?

1600
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 2: It was the was a proposal. No, it was not

1601
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 2: a proposal. Gosh, that would stress me out. No. It

1602
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 2: was the Knicks game first season at SNL, I believe, yes,

1603
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 2: And I was seated with Leslie Jones and they did

1604
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 2: our thirsty cops a little like these two and then

1605
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,679
Speaker 2: look at the That was the one time I think

1606
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 2: I've been on it.

1607
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:14,600
Speaker 3: Did you get self conscious?

1608
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 2: I was more just like he he crazy, But I

1609
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,400
Speaker 2: was like that, just it's weird.

1610
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 3: I just never have understood understood where the cameras are

1611
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 3: for the JumboTron.

1612
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 2: I know, and that's the thing about it, curse, I'm

1613
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 2: you don't know. It's surveillance state. I'm just saying, no,

1614
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:34,600
Speaker 2: nothing is private. The NSSA watching everything at the jumbotrons

1615
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 2: are are manned by the NSSA.

1616
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,880
Speaker 3: That's kind of I mean, they're right there, the big

1617
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 3: NSA logo. It's disguised. Usually it's next to NBA.

1618
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 2: Ye, you don't know. It's actually an essay. That's the thing.

1619
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 2: National Surveillance Association. Yeah.

1620
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I hate to say a loss. I

1621
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 3: hate to see a loss. But what are you going

1622
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:57,599
Speaker 3: to do?

1623
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,640
Speaker 2: Bringy three gifts and you bury me, you cancel me

1624
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:01,520
Speaker 2: on your podcast.

1625
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,679
Speaker 3: You have one final chance of redemption. This is called

1626
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 3: I said no emails people right into I said no

1627
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 3: gifts at gmail dot com. These people, look, I've said

1628
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,800
Speaker 3: it before and I'll say it again. They have a

1629
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:18,799
Speaker 3: lot of issues. They're desperate, they're clawing, they're kind of rabid,

1630
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 3: you know, just panicking. They need some help in their lives.

1631
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 3: Would you help me answer a question?

1632
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 2: Sure?

1633
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 3: Okay, let's read this. This is high bridger and in

1634
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:31,600
Speaker 3: parentheses undoubtedly sexy disrespectful guests. So there's some light sexual harassments.

1635
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 3: They know me though, that sambo. We're going to power

1636
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 3: through the sexual harassment. Okay, I need your wisdom desperately.

1637
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 3: I recently started dating a new partner who was extraordinarily

1638
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 3: successful in parentheses. Makes makes fifteen times my salary, and

1639
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:51,599
Speaker 3: I make a decent living in New York City. Okay,

1640
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 3: it's interesting.

1641
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 2: This is an interesting a calculator and be like, what's

1642
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,480
Speaker 2: the number? I know I'm gonna do it as Sorry,

1643
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,759
Speaker 2: I'm so intrigued.

1644
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 3: I've never reached for a credit card the entire time

1645
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 3: we've dated because the wealth disparity is so extreme. But

1646
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 3: I try to do little things like making the bed

1647
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 3: every day, taking care of him, etc. To show him

1648
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,040
Speaker 3: I love him and appreciate what he does for me. However,

1649
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 3: I need help with giving him a thank you gift

1650
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 3: because he just took me on a fabulous, all expenses

1651
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,720
Speaker 3: pay trip to the French Riviera. The little day to

1652
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,280
Speaker 3: day acts of service and physical touch are not going

1653
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 3: to cut it as an expression of gratitude. So I'm

1654
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 3: hoping you can help me think of a way to

1655
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 3: say thank you for this wonderful trip in a way

1656
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,040
Speaker 3: that won't deplete my bank account. He loves golf, learning

1657
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 3: slash history and EDM music, love the podcast, and please

1658
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 3: please help me. And that's just from the letter. L

1659
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 3: So let's just be very clear up front. She's dating

1660
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:44,719
Speaker 3: somebody in crypto.

1661
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:49,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely a financier, a crypto financier.

1662
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I wow, you just calculating.

1663
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 2: I did some calculator your testament? All right, So I

1664
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 2: did a couple of salaries here. I realized one was

1665
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 2: maybe a little too potentially too. Okay, Ell, if you

1666
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 2: if L makes forty thousand dollars a year, this partner

1667
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,120
Speaker 2: makes six hundred thousand dollars a year, right, if LL

1668
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 2: makes say sixty, well, Elle said, I make a.

1669
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,639
Speaker 3: Decent Ye should be clear up front, A decent living

1670
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 3: in New York City is different from pretty much everywhere

1671
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:16,479
Speaker 3: on the plane.

1672
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,240
Speaker 2: Yes, so actually you know what I'm gonna do. I'm

1673
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 2: going to do. I'll do one more and then I'll

1674
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 2: do a number. I think maybe LL means my decent livingcause.

1675
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 3: You don't say you make a decent living in New

1676
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:25,960
Speaker 3: York unless you're making a lot of money.

1677
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, So I'll say L makes seventy five k

1678
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 2: okay times fifteen, her partner makes one point one two

1679
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 2: five million dollars. Okay, Okay, if LL makes one hundred

1680
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:46,759
Speaker 2: thousand a year, the six figures, let's give L that up. Okay,

1681
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 2: her partner makes one point. Well, I did not need

1682
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 2: to calculate that just anyway. Partner makes one point five

1683
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 2: million dollars.

1684
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,440
Speaker 3: And I think you're still being conservative.

1685
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you want to go hand.

1686
01:18:57,080 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 3: Because because living to say, oh, I feel like life

1687
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,559
Speaker 3: is decent in New York, that city will drain every.

1688
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 2: Since what it have cost you to tell us your salary.

1689
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Okay, if El one, I feel like

1690
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 2: that's a lot of money. That's a lot. If El

1691
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 2: makes one thirty a year, her partner makes one point

1692
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 2: nine to five million a year.

1693
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 3: Okay, so okay, we're just in the money.

1694
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,600
Speaker 2: I have to thank this partner. Here's my thought on this,

1695
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:28,040
Speaker 2: because I've been delving deeply in the last few weeks

1696
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:32,240
Speaker 2: into love languages, and you know, you really have to

1697
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,160
Speaker 2: understand his love language. So if you're saying these acts

1698
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,599
Speaker 2: of service and uh, what was the other thing?

1699
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 3: Physical touch?

1700
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 2: Physical touch and acts of service are not going to

1701
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 2: cut it. It's funny. I have a partner who for

1702
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 2: whom those are like the shit to him, and for

1703
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 2: me I might think like, yeah, this isn't going to

1704
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,720
Speaker 2: cut it, physical touch and acts of service, but they

1705
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,280
Speaker 2: might I just want to start by saying they actually might.

1706
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,759
Speaker 2: I think you need to go what are your love languages?

1707
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 2: I want to show you. I am so appreciative for

1708
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,720
Speaker 2: all you've done, for that trip to the French Riviera

1709
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 2: had to blast What would you say your love languages are?

1710
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 2: And if you're anything like me, he might say I

1711
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 2: don't know, and then you make him take the test. Right,

1712
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,639
Speaker 2: So again, I don't want Elle to walk around thinking

1713
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 2: the physical touch and the act of service aren't cutting it,

1714
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,680
Speaker 2: because they might be. That said, if you want to

1715
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 2: do a thing that costs money because it will make

1716
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 2: you feel a little more at ease, right, because this

1717
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 2: person has spent a lot of money on you, I

1718
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, like ed M, I don't know. Find

1719
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 2: an DM concert, I don't know what like I want

1720
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 2: to be like festival concert.

1721
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Speaker 3: Is there any crossover between EDM and like historical reenactments?

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01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,799
Speaker 2: I'm sure everything exists. Like that's first of all, anything

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01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 2: you can conceive exists somewhere, and that might be a

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01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 2: sub Yeah, I think that that could what what was

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01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 2: the historical reenactment? Take him to Gettysburg, I don't know, Pennsylvania.

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01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 2: The ride like a car a car ride where you

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01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 2: have this amazing ed M playlist, and you drive this

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01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 2: partner to Gettysburg where you guys go to do one

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01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 2: of those reenactment things or and then and and with

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01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 2: a round of golf on the.

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01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 3: Greens in the premous Gettysburg golf.

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01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,320
Speaker 2: Of course, you know that, you know the one. I

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01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 2: have a connection there. If you want call, I'm a

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01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 2: manager there. I'm actually moonlight as a manager there. I'm

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01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 2: like a nice little trip or even like a staycation

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01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 2: for you to granted, like a New York hotel is

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01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 2: probably not nicer.

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01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 3: Than whatever this person's place I'm.

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01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:37,679
Speaker 2: Saying it is a guy, right, I feel bad.

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01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 3: I think she referred to him as yeah.

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01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,400
Speaker 2: Great, great, great great, So like I think it might

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01:21:43,479 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 2: not be as nice as his apartment. But also maybe

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01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,839
Speaker 2: something like a massage, a private massage, a massage therapist comes.

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01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:56,360
Speaker 3: To rest as George Washington exactly and again another business.

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01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 2: I'm just so I would say, think a little more

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01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 2: out side of the box. And it also does not

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01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 2: have to be some grand gesture in my opinion, because

1748
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 2: like it's sort of the what do you get a

1749
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 2: man who has everything kind of situation right exactly where

1750
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's actually the thought that counts. Anyone who

1751
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,000
Speaker 2: has everything, I feel like they're always like it's the

1752
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 2: thought that counts. So if you put some thought, even

1753
01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 2: if there's steps to your night where you're like, I've

1754
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,880
Speaker 2: planned a date for us, the date has these steps. Again,

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01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 2: I'm going to play this EDM playlist. We're driving to Gettysburg. Again.

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01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, this is a really good idea.

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01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 3: I think it's great to after like nine hours of DM.

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01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying, so, yeah, I think we gave

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01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 2: you a great idea, ll and just put some thought

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01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,160
Speaker 2: and a little thought into it, a little outside of

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01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 2: the box. Google historical reenactments in New York.

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01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,640
Speaker 3: I don't I think it's perfect. I mean, l I

1763
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:50,640
Speaker 3: don't want to look. If I zoo, i'd make the

1764
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,640
Speaker 3: bed every once in a while and just ride that

1765
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,759
Speaker 3: my salary, take me out to dinner.

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01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,400
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that doesn't matter.

1767
01:22:58,680 --> 01:22:59,559
Speaker 3: I'm putting up with you.

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01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:03,040
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. He can't be perfect, that's the thing about it.

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01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:06,479
Speaker 3: No, I mean, most crypto billionaires, as we know, are

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01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:07,400
Speaker 3: pretty pleasant.

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01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:13,559
Speaker 2: Okay, your opinion? Can I say wrong? Answer? Because That's

1772
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 2: what I'm thinking.

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01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the founder of board Apes, or something.

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01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:23,560
Speaker 2: I love this for l by the way, I know, I'm.

1775
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:24,679
Speaker 3: Just enjoy it. I'll go on the trips.

1776
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 2: Yes, don't trust yourself.

1777
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,479
Speaker 3: It seems like things are going fine. Don't rock the boat.

1778
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, just write this thing till the very end.

1779
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,759
Speaker 3: Get some nice clothes. And I mean, I'm just speaking

1780
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:41,639
Speaker 3: for myself here, but I feel like Elle has gotten

1781
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:46,080
Speaker 3: some good information. I think so tips galore.

1782
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,360
Speaker 2: Great tips. I've redeemed myself personally in a perfect way

1783
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 2: coming off this sparkling. I know, don't spark I'll wear

1784
01:23:57,479 --> 01:24:01,559
Speaker 2: it tonight, old time all times, just to say I did.

1785
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I've had such a wonderful time with you here.

1786
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.

1787
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:09,639
Speaker 3: I know, have time this array of products to improve

1788
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:13,320
Speaker 3: and maintain and maybe rescue you if my tea, if

1789
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:15,400
Speaker 3: I somehow drink.

1790
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 2: Ink and immediately need.

1791
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:25,760
Speaker 3: Oh I shouldn't have done that before my job interfe exactly. Oh,

1792
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,839
Speaker 3: thank you for being.

1793
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 2: Here, Thank you for having me. It's been so fun.

1794
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 3: And listener the end of the podcast. So it's over.

1795
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:37,160
Speaker 3: You've got to do something else with your day, or

1796
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:40,360
Speaker 3: you know, as you have on occasion, I imagine just

1797
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,800
Speaker 3: started listening over and kind of an endless loop. You

1798
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:46,160
Speaker 3: can do that as well. Do whatever you want. We'll

1799
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:54,479
Speaker 3: be back here next week. I love you, goodbye, I said,

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Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

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01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 3: our dear friend Analise Nelson's beautifully mixed by John Bradley,

1802
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:05,760
Speaker 3: and we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

1803
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:09,919
Speaker 3: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1804
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:13,960
Speaker 3: worker Amy Man. You must follow the show on Instagram

1805
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,760
Speaker 3: at I said no Gifts, I don't want to hear

1806
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 3: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1807
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 3: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1808
01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:21,679
Speaker 3: to see pictures of the gifts?

1809
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:25,040
Speaker 2: Well, I invit?

1810
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funna made myself perfectly clear. When you're

1811
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 1: a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.

1812
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:46,439
Speaker 1: And I said, no, guests, your presences presence enough and

1813
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm already too much stuff, So how do you dare

1814
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,600
Speaker 1: to survey me