WEBVTT - Me and My Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject he who finds a wife? But right now the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that in a minute, but first the prank.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, but I step in for the nephew here.

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<v Speaker 1>It is just because you know this goes along as

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<v Speaker 1>with your strawberry letter. Surely he who finds the wife? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the prank is me and my Jesus. Yeah, me and

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<v Speaker 1>my Jesus. Come on, cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>reach your sister. How you doing. I'm giving you a

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<v Speaker 1>call on behalf of Baptist Church. You are a member there,

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<v Speaker 1>am I right? Yes? I am? Okay, listen um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you. They some of the members have gotten together

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<v Speaker 1>and had a meeting and wanted me to give you

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<v Speaker 1>a call. It seems that a lot of them are

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about Sunday services that go on and wanted for

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<v Speaker 1>me to give you a call on their behalf so

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<v Speaker 1>that we can see if we can address the problem

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<v Speaker 1>and talk to you diligently as possible and try to

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<v Speaker 1>get the problem rectified. What's going on. Well, it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like that a lot of members are complaining. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>and what is your name again? My name is h

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not actually a member of the church. I've just

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<v Speaker 1>been the one that they've been asked to give you

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<v Speaker 1>a call and try to talk on the members behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe we can get this problem, rectify that you

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<v Speaker 1>that they have Uh, as far as you are concerned, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead. What I'm just trying to see what this

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<v Speaker 1>is in regards to go ahead, Well, it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>the members of the church are complaining about that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing too much shouting at church on Sunday, and it

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be going on every Sunday. You're running up

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<v Speaker 1>and down the aisle and you're shouting all over the place,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's me. I've been singled out about my shouting.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're saying, wellever Dindy is distracting ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the word and being involved in the service. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>the purpose of the call is to see if we

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<v Speaker 1>can get you to tone it down something. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>the whole church is complaining about me shouting, the way

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<v Speaker 1>people run up and down them off every Sunday and

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<v Speaker 1>almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they're singling me.

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<v Speaker 1>I complained about me. Well, ma'am, I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>it is that you can see everybody else doing cart

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<v Speaker 1>wheels when you're the ones that they say is the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's doing them. Am I being singled out? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is that they're saying that you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>too much shouting and too much running at this church.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm just the message, okay. But they can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me how to shout. They don't. They can't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on in my life, what's gonna keep me

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<v Speaker 1>from praising God? And they, I mean, they could just

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<v Speaker 1>they could go somewhere else with that, But they're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell me that I can't praise my God. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how good God has been to me. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I understand that I agree with you wholeheartedly,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they was at

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<v Speaker 1>the point last night talking about should we put some

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<v Speaker 1>seatbelts on the pews so so you can stay down

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<v Speaker 1>seat high. They're gonna tell people they can't shout in church,

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<v Speaker 1>embrace God. What do we call the church for? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you do come to We need to be trying to

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<v Speaker 1>plaise God and get they all shout on and stop

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me and about what I'm doing. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need you to quit running up and down these aisles

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<v Speaker 1>and doing what I'm sorry, you know, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>stay calm. I'm trying my best. Jesus sure that that's

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<v Speaker 1>not happy. You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting, okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>but let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't

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<v Speaker 1>you just standing still? Talking? But I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>run right now? Okay, What I'm trying to get you

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<v Speaker 1>to do, Like if I want to run up and

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<v Speaker 1>down this street right now, I can run up and

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<v Speaker 1>down the street and place God. But they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell me to stop shouting at church. Can we get

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<v Speaker 1>you to be a little bit more reserved as what

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<v Speaker 1>we see? Man, let me let me go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>go further on what they do spirit moves. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me move and tell you what they've told me. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if we can't get to the point where you can,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, tone it down, then we may have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you to leave. Ask me, Jesus, Jesus, you let

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<v Speaker 1>them ask me. Why don't they want me to leave

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<v Speaker 1>the church. I've been at that church for sixteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna run on the church even turn some

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<v Speaker 1>flip where I feel like not not not not not Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. I'm okay, go ahead, I'm gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have been the person that's been appointed to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that you're not running up and down these

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<v Speaker 1>outs and shotting like this. You're got to keep yourself

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<v Speaker 1>reserved so people can hear the word of God. You

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<v Speaker 1>are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in the whale. If they come trying to send me down,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get him a word. And ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>your God that hands up on me here now listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to hear that now. I adam been in

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<v Speaker 1>that church fifteen years. If I want to run, damn shout, jump,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever I want to do, I'm gonna doing it. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody gonna stop me. You're gonna have to stop this.

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<v Speaker 1>This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're nothing to do with this sunny Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>just why, And I'm telling you could tell the unshoes,

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<v Speaker 1>the deacon boy, the deaconess, the minister's wives or who

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<v Speaker 1>all asked you want to tell let him put their

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<v Speaker 1>hands on me and see if I don't swing on them,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna can run about the spirit and swing on

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that now because he said you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really pushed me that I have tried. I tried. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you this here where you're trying to show

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm saying, and remember, but you make it you

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<v Speaker 1>if you're making me revert back to my own ways

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<v Speaker 1>and you you really off, that's what you're gonna do. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this, What is the god at

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<v Speaker 1>right now? And you where is the one that say

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<v Speaker 1>it was? The God was in me when I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be called with you had first to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you know me calling me with this foolishness. But now

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<v Speaker 1>you've amaze the other side of me rose up. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't raised it up, and you wouldn't raised it

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<v Speaker 1>up in me too. Guess what come Sunday, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sit you in that pew and you ain't gonna you

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<v Speaker 1>know when you call yourself on the pe Okay, I right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna see how well I'm not sitting at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a fact. First day Sunday morning, I'm going the past.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well deacon you are whatever your name is,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling about it. God, how you need to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him

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<v Speaker 1>know about this situation. You don't talk. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>we can call pass right, we just passed, don't right?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't talk to Pastor. I talked to Pastor past

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<v Speaker 1>I don't man that this chart sympting. Yes, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, oh Jesus, you you feel old Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>not not not not not see just like this here

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<v Speaker 1>you see how you're calling on him and you standing yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm calling on him to kidney from just really

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<v Speaker 1>going to cuss you out right there, because you've been

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<v Speaker 1>really hitting my nerves. I got one more thing I

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<v Speaker 1>need to say to you, lady. You know what you

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<v Speaker 1>better say real quick cause you're gonna talk to this operator.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got break by your girl. You're not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm gonna kick but Curson on the part. Okay, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing, baby. Let me ask you something.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land Harmon Morning. We even have all

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<v Speaker 1>this running through the church. You know, to have all

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<v Speaker 1>that much needs you to be a little more reserved,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, she said, if I want to run, jump

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<v Speaker 1>and flip, he said, Jesus, but somebody called you with

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<v Speaker 1>that would know. Yes, what she says, Well, what is

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<v Speaker 1>we going down to the church? Fault? Right? You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how good God being to me with the past.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you you know how to cuss, real good.

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<v Speaker 1>They really know how to cuss. They do all of

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<v Speaker 1>them Christian. I am a Christian. I've cut back if

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you think it is. But oh, I've cut back.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the same version. Turn you right now, man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all junior, I ain't never known you, but to be

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<v Speaker 1>saved it is. And you know what I don't do, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't I don't even listen to people. People.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you call yourself, saying saying when

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<v Speaker 1>you call yours alright, alright, saying what you call yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>saying exactly how I call Matt all right, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>Junior in for nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject

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<v Speaker 1>he who finds a wife will get into it. Right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show