Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject he who finds a wife? But right now the
Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get into that in a minute, but first the prank.
Speaker 1: Come on, but I step in for the nephew here.
Speaker 1: It is just because you know this goes along as
Speaker 1: with your strawberry letter. Surely he who finds the wife? Well,
Speaker 1: the prank is me and my Jesus. Yeah, me and
Speaker 1: my Jesus. Come on, cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: reach your sister. How you doing. I'm giving you a
Speaker 1: call on behalf of Baptist Church. You are a member there,
Speaker 1: am I right? Yes? I am? Okay, listen um, I'm
Speaker 1: calling you. They some of the members have gotten together
Speaker 1: and had a meeting and wanted me to give you
Speaker 1: a call. It seems that a lot of them are
Speaker 1: complaining about Sunday services that go on and wanted for
Speaker 1: me to give you a call on their behalf so
Speaker 1: that we can see if we can address the problem
Speaker 1: and talk to you diligently as possible and try to
Speaker 1: get the problem rectified. What's going on. Well, it seems
Speaker 1: like that a lot of members are complaining. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and what is your name again? My name is h
Speaker 1: I'm not actually a member of the church. I've just
Speaker 1: been the one that they've been asked to give you
Speaker 1: a call and try to talk on the members behalf.
Speaker 1: So maybe we can get this problem, rectify that you
Speaker 1: that they have Uh, as far as you are concerned, Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead. What I'm just trying to see what this
Speaker 1: is in regards to go ahead, Well, it seems like
Speaker 1: the members of the church are complaining about that you're
Speaker 1: doing too much shouting at church on Sunday, and it
Speaker 1: seems to be going on every Sunday. You're running up
Speaker 1: and down the aisle and you're shouting all over the place,
Speaker 1: and it's me. I've been singled out about my shouting.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying, wellever Dindy is distracting ma'am.
Speaker 1: You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listen to
Speaker 1: the word and being involved in the service. And that's
Speaker 1: the purpose of the call is to see if we
Speaker 1: can get you to tone it down something. Okay, So
Speaker 1: the whole church is complaining about me shouting, the way
Speaker 1: people run up and down them off every Sunday and
Speaker 1: almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they're singling me.
Speaker 1: I complained about me. Well, ma'am, I don't know how
Speaker 1: it is that you can see everybody else doing cart
Speaker 1: wheels when you're the ones that they say is the
Speaker 1: one that's doing them. Am I being singled out? Man?
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that they're saying that you're doing
Speaker 1: too much shouting and too much running at this church.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just the message, okay. But they can't tell
Speaker 1: me how to shout. They don't. They can't tell me
Speaker 1: what's going on in my life, what's gonna keep me
Speaker 1: from praising God? And they, I mean, they could just
Speaker 1: they could go somewhere else with that, But they're not
Speaker 1: gonna tell me that I can't praise my God. They
Speaker 1: don't know how good God has been to me. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I understand that I agree with you wholeheartedly,
Speaker 1: but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they was at
Speaker 1: the point last night talking about should we put some
Speaker 1: seatbelts on the pews so so you can stay down
Speaker 1: seat high. They're gonna tell people they can't shout in church,
Speaker 1: embrace God. What do we call the church for? Well,
Speaker 1: you do come to We need to be trying to
Speaker 1: plaise God and get they all shout on and stop
Speaker 1: looking at me and about what I'm doing. We're gonna
Speaker 1: need you to quit running up and down these aisles
Speaker 1: and doing what I'm sorry, you know, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: stay calm. I'm trying my best. Jesus sure that that's
Speaker 1: not happy. You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting, okay, man,
Speaker 1: but let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't
Speaker 1: you just standing still? Talking? But I don't have to
Speaker 1: run right now? Okay, What I'm trying to get you
Speaker 1: to do, Like if I want to run up and
Speaker 1: down this street right now, I can run up and
Speaker 1: down the street and place God. But they're not gonna
Speaker 1: tell me to stop shouting at church. Can we get
Speaker 1: you to be a little bit more reserved as what
Speaker 1: we see? Man, let me let me go ahead and
Speaker 1: go further on what they do spirit moves. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let me move and tell you what they've told me. Now,
Speaker 1: if we can't get to the point where you can,
Speaker 1: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
Speaker 1: ask you to leave. Ask me, Jesus, Jesus, you let
Speaker 1: them ask me. Why don't they want me to leave
Speaker 1: the church. I've been at that church for sixteen years.
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and down.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna run on the church even turn some
Speaker 1: flip where I feel like not not not not not Listen,
Speaker 1: that's all. I'm okay, go ahead, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday. Man,
Speaker 1: and I have been the person that's been appointed to
Speaker 1: make sure that you're not running up and down these
Speaker 1: outs and shotting like this. You're got to keep yourself
Speaker 1: reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
Speaker 1: are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You're
Speaker 1: in the whale. If they come trying to send me down,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him a word. And ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: your God that hands up on me here now listen,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to hear that now. I adam been in
Speaker 1: that church fifteen years. If I want to run, damn shout, jump,
Speaker 1: whatever I want to do, I'm gonna doing it. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna stop me. You're gonna have to stop this.
Speaker 1: This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and
Speaker 1: you're nothing to do with this sunny Like I said,
Speaker 1: just why, And I'm telling you could tell the unshoes,
Speaker 1: the deacon boy, the deaconess, the minister's wives or who
Speaker 1: all asked you want to tell let him put their
Speaker 1: hands on me and see if I don't swing on them,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna can run about the spirit and swing on
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that now because he said you didn't
Speaker 1: really pushed me that I have tried. I tried. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you this here where you're trying to show
Speaker 1: that I'm saying, and remember, but you make it you
Speaker 1: if you're making me revert back to my own ways
Speaker 1: and you you really off, that's what you're gonna do. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, What is the god at
Speaker 1: right now? And you where is the one that say
Speaker 1: it was? The God was in me when I was
Speaker 1: trying to be called with you had first to tell
Speaker 1: you know me calling me with this foolishness. But now
Speaker 1: you've amaze the other side of me rose up. Well,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't raised it up, and you wouldn't raised it
Speaker 1: up in me too. Guess what come Sunday, you're gonna
Speaker 1: sit you in that pew and you ain't gonna you
Speaker 1: know when you call yourself on the pe Okay, I right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna see how well I'm not sitting at you.
Speaker 1: Not a fact. First day Sunday morning, I'm going the past.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well deacon you are whatever your name is,
Speaker 1: I'm telling about it. God, how you need to lose.
Speaker 1: I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
Speaker 1: know about this situation. You don't talk. You don't know
Speaker 1: we can call pass right, we just passed, don't right?
Speaker 1: You don't talk to Pastor. I talked to Pastor past
Speaker 1: I don't man that this chart sympting. Yes, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, oh Jesus, you you feel old Jesus
Speaker 1: not not not not not see just like this here
Speaker 1: you see how you're calling on him and you standing yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm calling on him to kidney from just really
Speaker 1: going to cuss you out right there, because you've been
Speaker 1: really hitting my nerves. I got one more thing I
Speaker 1: need to say to you, lady. You know what you
Speaker 1: better say real quick cause you're gonna talk to this operator.
Speaker 1: That's his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got break by your girl. You're not I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna kick but Curson on the part. Okay, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing, baby. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land Harmon Morning. We even have all
Speaker 1: this running through the church. You know, to have all
Speaker 1: that much needs you to be a little more reserved,
Speaker 1: right right, she said, if I want to run, jump
Speaker 1: and flip, he said, Jesus, but somebody called you with
Speaker 1: that would know. Yes, what she says, Well, what is
Speaker 1: we going down to the church? Fault? Right? You don't
Speaker 1: know how good God being to me with the past.
Speaker 1: I told you you know how to cuss, real good.
Speaker 1: They really know how to cuss. They do all of
Speaker 1: them Christian. I am a Christian. I've cut back if
Speaker 1: that's what you think it is. But oh, I've cut back.
Speaker 1: This is the same version. Turn you right now, man,
Speaker 1: y'all junior, I ain't never known you, but to be
Speaker 1: saved it is. And you know what I don't do, man,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't I don't even listen to people. People.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you call yourself, saying saying when
Speaker 1: you call yours alright, alright, saying what you call yourself,
Speaker 1: saying exactly how I call Matt all right, thank you
Speaker 1: Junior in for nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject
Speaker 1: he who finds a wife will get into it. Right
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