Speaker 1: Hello guys. Merry Christmas. Guys. It's our Christmas episode. It's
Speaker 1: the big Christmas finale.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not what we just did that. Oh it's
Speaker 2: your birthday episode.
Speaker 1: Oh it's my birthday, guys. I try to act like
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: I like, actually literally hate attention on my birthday. It
Speaker 3: freaks me the fuck out, Like I've always found it embarrassing.
Speaker 3: If you can go to anybody I went to school with,
Speaker 3: I never made a like a big fuss about my birthday.
Speaker 3: I never told anybody was my birthday. But then it
Speaker 3: was even more sad because people would like through the day,
Speaker 3: like at least one teacher would be like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: Aenya's birthday, and then everybody would turn to me and
Speaker 3: be like, why didn't you say that, Like you're so weird,
Speaker 3: And then they'd like overshower me and compliment and nice
Speaker 3: things for my birthday, and I would get so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I literally avoided this so hard, and
Speaker 3: now you're like forcing me into celebrating in front of everybody,
Speaker 3: and I feel really uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: You're gonna feel really terrible when no one comments happy
Speaker 4: birthday on your ig posts.
Speaker 1: So i'd be happy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: What's also crazy is I post on my birthday every
Speaker 3: single year and I don't want to do it, but
Speaker 3: I feel like I've kept up this like like tradition
Speaker 3: that I know when I'm older, I'm gonna look back
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, on my little birthday posts.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I have to do it. But
Speaker 1: every time I do it, I literally feel sick.
Speaker 4: I feel like, for me, birthdays are like the one
Speaker 4: time of year I'm actually noticed, Like no one really
Speaker 4: sees me.
Speaker 2: I don't think that beyond my birthdays.
Speaker 4: So when I do get that birthday attention, I savor
Speaker 4: it and it lasts me an entire year, but it's
Speaker 4: split in half because of my dumb ass twin sister.
Speaker 1: Oh that is pretty annoying.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, but yeah, I love my birthday.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 1: Jrews, like I think it. Are we doing the birthday shot?
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're allowed. We we have to
Speaker 2: blur me taking the shot just because.
Speaker 1: Like yeah with us, so we're gonna kai turned thirty
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 6: No I don't. Oh, oh fuck, that's so gross.
Speaker 2: That's like two years old, Like that's literally two years old?
Speaker 1: Is it alcoholic? Shelf stable.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so gross, but I'll take some. Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: The cameras and audio.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they were rolling, but earlier Kai
Speaker 4: said I love like drinking because it's like a Pavlo
Speaker 4: response because he knows he's gonna feel normal, and I
Speaker 4: don't think that is normal.
Speaker 6: That's why I just feel I'm like, oh, I feel happy.
Speaker 1: I'll side with you. It's fun, like I feel you
Speaker 1: bro like it's awesome.
Speaker 3: I already have no social cues, and then when I drink,
Speaker 3: they go even further down the gutter. And then I
Speaker 3: always wake up and I'm like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: spoke way too much and I said way too much
Speaker 3: about myself and I'm really scared.
Speaker 1: And nobody even remembers because everybody else was drunk, so
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 2: Also, well, happy birthday, thank you.
Speaker 3: While we were in Big Bear, we all like every
Speaker 3: time we go to Big Bear, so we do like
Speaker 3: a secret Santa like friends Christmas every year, and last
Speaker 3: year this kind of started trickling in, like this vibe
Speaker 3: of nobody really wanting to drink, like and we're all
Speaker 3: realizing we're just getting to the age that getting like
Speaker 3: completely fucked up is not as fun because we're all
Speaker 3: like we're gonna have to like do stuff like we
Speaker 3: have to wake up tomorrow and that sounds like so
Speaker 3: painful and I'm not kidding. We all like went to
Speaker 3: the liquor store, we got our alcohol, and we were like, yes, tonight,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get fucked up. We got back to the
Speaker 3: house and two hours had passed, and we all like
Speaker 3: for the two hours, were like, all right, let's take
Speaker 3: a shot.
Speaker 1: Let's take a shot, and.
Speaker 3: Then like three people would stand up and then be
Speaker 3: like the rest of us would be like no, I
Speaker 3: really don't want to, and we would all stand around
Speaker 3: and it took like three hours for us finally to
Speaker 3: get alcohol in ours and.
Speaker 1: It was really darring because I was like, wow.
Speaker 3: We are we are fully grown adults now, like there's
Speaker 3: no denying it, and like the idea of getting like
Speaker 3: blasted for no.
Speaker 6: Reason, I'm trying to get blasted for no reason period.
Speaker 1: Well you have Drew, so.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well there's always reasons.
Speaker 2: It's true, thank you. Okay.
Speaker 4: So to start off this episode Andy's Birthday Extravaganza, I
Speaker 4: wanted to talk about the girl that faked that she
Speaker 4: could only walk a normal backwards.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing.
Speaker 7: Yes, I thought you were even like described gypsy Rose
Speaker 7: for a saying for the girl who said she can
Speaker 7: only go off backwards.
Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a literal real thing, like she.
Speaker 3: Acting like her legs were turned backwards like her parents
Speaker 3: hard to walk backwards. Also brilliant idea, I'm doing that
Speaker 3: with my kid, she had, like I'm telling my kid
Speaker 3: they can only crawl.
Speaker 2: That is a genius idea.
Speaker 4: No, she had this like disorder that she made after
Speaker 4: she got a vaccine where she like would speak in
Speaker 4: a British accent. It's in after she got a flu
Speaker 4: shot and it's called dystonia. And then she got like
Speaker 4: a news story for her name is like Desiree Jennings
Speaker 4: or something like that, which sounds made up, but she
Speaker 4: like and it could not be that girl. But I
Speaker 4: know for a fact there was a girl who had
Speaker 4: a full on news story where she would like run forward,
Speaker 4: or she would she would start off walking backwards and
Speaker 4: then she'd turn around and try to run, and then
Speaker 4: she just fully faked like she had this like muscle
Speaker 4: disorder that like she would like shake a bunch. I
Speaker 4: remember it came out as it was a news This
Speaker 4: was like decades ago.
Speaker 6: It wasn't it like in Australia or something.
Speaker 2: Probably it was.
Speaker 6: It was maybe she just had an Australia ACCSS.
Speaker 2: That's what it was like. But it was like probably
Speaker 2: ten or twelve years ago.
Speaker 1: So they she was lying or what.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they came out that she was faking the
Speaker 4: whole time, and everyone in there and I believe that
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, did she do this in her social circles?
Speaker 1: Are only on camera? Because like everyone was gonna say.
Speaker 3: She only did on camera, like she had real GE's
Speaker 3: behind her, because like I would have snitched immediately, Like
Speaker 3: I really would have been like bitch, I would have
Speaker 3: recorded her the inside. I saw her walking norm and
Speaker 3: be like bitch, this bitch is a liar, Like fuck her, I.
Speaker 1: Want her dad.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was it was like this big thing where
Speaker 4: she just faked walking backwards for like a year or
Speaker 4: two of her life for what because she got on
Speaker 4: the news. She probably made a fucking bag dude while
Speaker 4: she was doing it. It didn't come out until like
Speaker 4: years later that it wasn't real because all these doctors
Speaker 4: were like, Bro, that's not how dystonia works.
Speaker 2: Like why are you claiming that.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a Playboy cardio album? Like Dystonia doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like a real.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just wanted to briefly touch on her because.
Speaker 3: To her and if you get the chance, why briefly
Speaker 3: you know you know what I mean, you idiots?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's hitting his head against the wall.
Speaker 2: Stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
Speaker 6: True, calm down.
Speaker 4: Those are my favorite fucking videos when the girl catches
Speaker 4: the guy for cheating and like, I'm fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Believe me, I fucking stupid up stupid up stupid up
Speaker 2: stupid up stupid up stupid.
Speaker 3: Like at that point, why not just take it to
Speaker 3: the chest and be like, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, like fuck you.
Speaker 3: Like if somebody put a camera on me in a
Speaker 3: moment like that, I think I would turn into like
Speaker 3: the evilest person ever.
Speaker 1: I'd be like and your pussy sinks? Now what?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Like I would become the worst person ever?
Speaker 4: Is I wrote a note down in the car where
Speaker 4: I just like thought about like anytime I like this
Speaker 4: isn't specifically you, but there have been a couple of
Speaker 4: times where I'm just like holy shit, like and you
Speaker 4: like can like turn on a switch and say like
Speaker 4: the meanest thing possible, like in like a in a
Speaker 4: funny way. And I was just thinking about like times
Speaker 4: that's happened, and I wrote down something that you would say,
Speaker 4: and you tell me if you would say it or not.
Speaker 3: Okay, this isn't helping my bitch roomers, my bitch allegation.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's like always fun oh.
Speaker 1: No, for my birthday, let's call me a bitch.
Speaker 4: It's never never not funny. Oh my god, like literally everyone.
Speaker 1: Well, what I will say is I'm good at like
Speaker 1: holding my tongue.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: There are moments where like I'll be in like a
Speaker 3: like a funny cat like caddy back and forth with somebody,
Speaker 3: and I'll think of something that's literally not funny, that's
Speaker 3: just mean, and I will hold it back like I literally.
Speaker 7: Did to Josiah in front of Josh and Christian and
Speaker 7: Lucas while we were in Big Bear, and he said
Speaker 7: something to me that actually pissed me off, and I
Speaker 7: thought of the meanest thing I could think of, and
Speaker 7: then he walked away, and I told Josh and like
Speaker 7: Drew or Josh and Christian and we were all cracking
Speaker 7: up and we were like, yeah, we don't need to say
Speaker 7: that to him.
Speaker 3: And then he came back and he was like, what
Speaker 3: did y'all say? And I was like, oh, I just
Speaker 3: like made something up. But he was like that's stupid
Speaker 3: and left, and I was like, Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Let him think he was. I started getting caddy this
Speaker 2: week and he jo a caddy girl.
Speaker 1: Joe Sia literally will say the craziest shade.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hello, okay, so this is what I have.
Speaker 2: I hope your cock falls off and you slip in
Speaker 2: the blood and crack your head open and you never
Speaker 2: fully recover, so your parents have to feed and bathe
Speaker 2: you like a baby until you rode away. And then yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Literally said something like that recently. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: bleep this.
Speaker 3: Because it's like too specific, but I literally to Ryan,
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I hope.
Speaker 1: I have Yeah, No, we know, we must.
Speaker 2: It's only suspect if we bleep it.
Speaker 1: No, let it be suspect. We had to bleep a
Speaker 1: blur in my mouth, and I'm like actually terrified.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm being like, wait, what was that
Speaker 3: Demi Levado movie when she was like in a Disney
Speaker 3: movie and she was in secret service, like she was
Speaker 3: being protected.
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Why did they make that, Like why was she actually
Speaker 3: being hunted? Like that's kind of like fearful, like that's
Speaker 3: it's me.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's a that was actually like so that's like I.
Speaker 6: Was perfect, Like that was it's the drunk episode Party White.
Speaker 1: We're all drunk except Drew because Drew's better than I said.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't shot me in that to make.
Speaker 1: You like drunk, my love, like should force him drink alcohol,
Speaker 1: like you should drink more. We're not gonna let you
Speaker 1: drive home to you.
Speaker 2: You don't want me to be drunk. You don't want
Speaker 2: me to be drunk. You want to see me fucking drunk.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be like a fun thing and
Speaker 3: now you're just gonna Oh my god, okay stop stop
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6: Okay, you should actually grab it because that's.
Speaker 2: This is why you're not allowed to I need to breathe.
Speaker 1: This is why you're not allowed to drink. Stop Like
Speaker 1: does that not taste bad? Like stop it?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 4: Well, that was only like eighteen shots, like you're gonna die,
Speaker 4: like you're not gonna like make.
Speaker 6: Did you drink like a third of the bottle?
Speaker 2: And y'all are bitches and like you probably couldn't even
Speaker 2: drink a fifth of the bottles.
Speaker 1: Why would we want to drink a fifth of a
Speaker 1: bottle like that?
Speaker 6: Because I would want to drink a bottle.
Speaker 1: I guess a bottle isn't that?
Speaker 2: Should we do?
Speaker 1: I agree with you guys. I'm not gonna be the outler,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be like left out?
Speaker 2: Should we do this on you or me? I don't know.
Speaker 2: We have a BAC reader. I am like actually a
Speaker 2: little drunk off that shot, Like actually.
Speaker 1: Should I do it on myself? Okay? To prove that
Speaker 1: we are drinking? I don't know why we're doing this, honestly,
Speaker 1: I just thought it'd be fun. I've never had this.
Speaker 3: I was honestly high at fuck on Amazon and I
Speaker 3: found a breathalyzer and I keep watching videos of people
Speaker 3: getting pulled over and like hitting a breathalyzer. And I
Speaker 3: saw this girl who they were like they were like
Speaker 3: hit it, hit it, and she kept sucking on it,
Speaker 3: and like she kept sucking on it like it was
Speaker 3: a fucking like box mod babe, and they were just
Speaker 3: like no.
Speaker 1: Below on it below, and we were gonna do a
Speaker 1: whole bit. But when now we're.
Speaker 3: Dude, it smells it actually smells like cream pie, Like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this, so while.
Speaker 2: You do that, I just relapsed. You, I just relapsed.
Speaker 2: This is my new vape.
Speaker 1: It feels like I'm in a hook a lounge.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay, let's see what we read.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 1: I'm actually scared.
Speaker 10: H that I don't know what I don't know what
Speaker 10: the legal limit is because like the thing is a
Speaker 10: bit like me.
Speaker 3: I will always take that fucking uber like you're weird
Speaker 3: at if you get in your car, like after you drink,
Speaker 3: how do you motherfucker Hello, it's just showing off because
Speaker 3: it's the eighest it's ever read.
Speaker 6: Point one one oh legal limitus point oh eight, yeah.
Speaker 3: Bitch, so I'd be going to jail rightfully. So oh
Speaker 3: it's saying twenty seconds. There's no way that's real. Okay, Actually,
Speaker 3: how do they expect anybody to blow in this for
Speaker 3: this long?
Speaker 1: Like I'm genuinely shocked. You're gonna have the most accurate.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I'm like so lightheaded. I literally can't do
Speaker 4: that again.
Speaker 1: That's okay? Oh wait, I think I changed the mode,
Speaker 1: Like why is it doing that?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: I want to see what my reading is.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do if the cops gave this
Speaker 1: to me, I'd be like, here, let me, like, let
Speaker 1: me let me because I should be blowing.
Speaker 3: Like this is weird, Like it should be blowing like
Speaker 3: triple Zeros and I don't know.
Speaker 4: What it's doing that have I told this story on
Speaker 4: the podcast of when I blew Triple Zeros and the
Speaker 4: cops try to go.
Speaker 3: I just thought of somebody doing this and being drunk
Speaker 3: as fuck behind the wheel and fainting after doing it
Speaker 3: because you have to put what are they gonna put
Speaker 3: your like faint body in jail?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I am perfectly the legal limit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, But that is crazy.
Speaker 3: You only took a shot and that's where you're at.
Speaker 3: It is insane how much it like differs from person
Speaker 3: to person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine you post a baby picture and it flops
Speaker 4: like your baby's bored and you posted on your IG
Speaker 4: and it just flops down.
Speaker 3: Did imagine you like make an ID account for your
Speaker 3: baby and it flops like it gets like two hundred followers.
Speaker 3: But that's so embarrassing, Like would you tell your baby, like,
Speaker 3: would you be like hey, like when they're eight, would you.
Speaker 1: Be like, hey, by the way, I made you an
Speaker 1: ig when you were two, and like nobody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't laugh, you didn't have the Gerber laugh,
Speaker 3: so nobody fucked with you.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think if I did anything.
Speaker 3: Other than weed, I would die, Like I can barely
Speaker 3: handle weed, like I always think speaking of my birthday,
Speaker 3: I always think of last year on my birthday when
Speaker 3: I got so high and like my tolerance was still
Speaker 3: really low last year, and I got so high that
Speaker 3: I felt the effects where I was like, I literally
Speaker 3: this has to be so similar to what psychedelics do
Speaker 3: to the average person, because I felt so like intimately
Speaker 3: connected to everybody around me. And when we were at
Speaker 3: that dinner, like and we were on the drive home
Speaker 3: and listening to Gentle on my mind, I felt so
Speaker 3: emotional and I was just like sobbing in the car,
Speaker 3: and I got upstairs and I was like just sobbing
Speaker 3: in the house. And I always think about that because
Speaker 3: I'm like that is proof enough that I don't need
Speaker 3: to do a psychedelic or anything other than weed, because
Speaker 3: I think I would like, actually, like, I genuinely think
Speaker 3: I would overtake the world, like I would like unlock
Speaker 3: something like so deep that no human needs to like have.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's my birthday memory. And I don't know
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do this year.
Speaker 3: It's probably not gonna live up to that, honestly, because
Speaker 3: nobody gives a fuck about me.
Speaker 1: I also saw an article that.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, people born in January like don't get
Speaker 3: enough love for their birthday, And I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I saw you don't get enough gifts. Get you a
Speaker 2: gift every year, and I you do damn well.
Speaker 4: NEAR think I got you the best gift, if not
Speaker 4: the best gift she ever got.
Speaker 3: You did, and I still think about, like, I feel
Speaker 3: so bad about my reaction.
Speaker 2: It literally hurt me so bad.
Speaker 1: So we went to Big Bear.
Speaker 3: We did our secret Santa, and Josh got me a
Speaker 3: Nike tech set, which I've been wanting for so long.
Speaker 2: Your secret what?
Speaker 1: Oh of course, yeah, I don't think I've ever mentioned that.
Speaker 3: But he got me a Nike tech set, and I
Speaker 3: was so shocked. By it that I literally was like,
Speaker 3: like I like and also like once I put it on,
Speaker 3: something in locked to me and I danced all fucking
Speaker 3: night in that damn tech set and I felt amazing
Speaker 3: and Drew got me a life thought that looks like me,
Speaker 3: and it is awesome.
Speaker 2: I have like I got it custom to be there.
Speaker 1: I have ten times more photos of that than I
Speaker 1: do have my tech set.
Speaker 2: Like I know your iPhone background.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally is my background.
Speaker 2: You have a video of you in the tech set
Speaker 2: dancing around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's also because like that was the first
Speaker 3: time I got drunk with friends in so long.
Speaker 1: But my background is my blithe doll that looks like
Speaker 1: me and I love herself just.
Speaker 2: Like her TI.
Speaker 6: Yeah it's in the room right.
Speaker 2: Oh you saw it, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was maybe the best gift I have ever gotten,
Speaker 4: you know, and it was so fucking expensive. The girl
Speaker 4: was lit like she like walked me through the whole process, like.
Speaker 1: The tattoo makes it everything.
Speaker 3: Because that was the other thing is I was thinking
Speaker 3: about it because I was like talking to Ryan, I
Speaker 3: was like, I feel bad that my reaction wasn't as
Speaker 3: like vibrant. But once I like put her in the
Speaker 3: other dress and saw her tattoos and cut her bangs.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, this is so weird.
Speaker 3: It's literally a little me. And then I put her
Speaker 3: up on the window. For the rest of the Boo
Speaker 3: Bear trip.
Speaker 5: She was sitting in the sun, she was was hanging.
Speaker 1: I put her to bed. I have a video of
Speaker 1: me putting her to bed.
Speaker 3: I didn't close her eyes, so she looks really scary
Speaker 3: in that video and I won't post it.
Speaker 1: But I love that doll so much and if it's
Speaker 1: above my bead.
Speaker 3: But I literally want to, like I want to get
Speaker 3: into crazy, like I want to get her like boots.
Speaker 3: I literally ordered a dress that looks like her dress
Speaker 3: so I could take a picture with her.
Speaker 4: Like I like literally want like a County Blathe doll
Speaker 4: for me, not of myself, but I want to.
Speaker 1: Get one that all sound really scared.
Speaker 4: You know, they should not exist. They don't like boys
Speaker 4: playing with dolls.
Speaker 6: Dolls with both of you guys.
Speaker 2: What what what do you do with them?
Speaker 6: They're just for me though, like for you, how they're
Speaker 6: just for me?
Speaker 2: Like to look at her.
Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about that, but I just
Speaker 6: wanted to share because you're it's topical. You're waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're not going to give detail, why like
Speaker 1: bring it up.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter what I do with the dolls or
Speaker 6: like where we go.
Speaker 1: You're already having sex with Drew.
Speaker 2: You don't have to have a doll dolls with you.
Speaker 1: Wait, you bring them places?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we go on trips and but again, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I was just saying, like, oh, I also made it
Speaker 6: all of you guys, and it's like photorealistic of both.
Speaker 1: Years, photo realistic.
Speaker 2: It's what I got. Josh, I'm gonna go get it.
Speaker 2: He has to go get it from the car. I
Speaker 2: told him he didn't have to that he wants to.
Speaker 2: But I got Josh a goaded.
Speaker 1: I literally am drunk enough that I don't know what
Speaker 1: you got him.
Speaker 2: Right when you see it, you're going to be gagged.
Speaker 4: But let's just say like, I love the people in
Speaker 4: my life and I remember everything they say to me,
Speaker 4: and I just hold the relationships I have very close
Speaker 4: to my heart, and everybody is special to me. Kai
Speaker 4: and Ya a little less than everybody else.
Speaker 2: But I love you. Yeah, just just.
Speaker 6: I honestly I'll take it there.
Speaker 1: I know if you're on my level then, like, you're
Speaker 1: pretty up there.
Speaker 4: You're just as special to me. That's every single person
Speaker 4: in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what you want.
Speaker 6: Sorry, can.
Speaker 3: Also like I literally keep thinking about in Big Bear,
Speaker 3: Like we all did this thing in the Secret Santa
Speaker 3: circle where we were like, okay, everybody closed your eyes
Speaker 3: and the person who got you the gift will just
Speaker 3: get up, and we went in a circle.
Speaker 1: Oh, you did get the best gift.
Speaker 2: I got the best gift. I got it.
Speaker 6: That is so sick.
Speaker 2: I got a doll made of Josh Jay Gangsta.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
Speaker 6: That is so sick.
Speaker 1: It is really good. Also, Josh had please turn your
Speaker 1: chair right now.
Speaker 3: I saw a TikTok of somebody who stole a bit
Speaker 3: of the chair from the pop up and they were
Speaker 3: like me, when I'm spending the night with a piece
Speaker 3: of drue chair and it was like like the berries
Speaker 3: or something, and they were like playing with it in
Speaker 3: their bed and it was like, roll around.
Speaker 2: You need to send that to me because that's fucking awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also ripped off pieces of the chair and gave
Speaker 2: it to people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but when we were sitting around for Secret Sannah,
Speaker 3: we were like, Okay, we're just gonna go in like
Speaker 3: a carousel motion, so nobody knows who got anybody. And
Speaker 3: when he got to Lucas, I had gotten Lucas that
Speaker 3: year or this year, and we.
Speaker 1: Were all sitting around in my like I was completely sober.
Speaker 3: It was like the middle of the afternoon, and everybody
Speaker 3: was like, who got Lucas.
Speaker 1: I was just like like looking around. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm literally right. That as fun because
Speaker 1: we're sitting here and we're all like who got him?
Speaker 1: And then I started feeling the feeling like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: nobody got Lucas a gift.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I was one who got him his fucking gifts
Speaker 3: and he loved it that.
Speaker 1: Actually I got it.
Speaker 2: It was so good it was.
Speaker 1: It's so it's.
Speaker 4: So like you could get Lucas like a pile of
Speaker 4: ship with googly eyes on it and he would love it,
Speaker 4: like he is so funny.
Speaker 3: No, but my gift was fucking lit. Yeah, like a
Speaker 3: picture of it. But I got him an air Bra
Speaker 3: shirt with this on it, which like.
Speaker 1: I don't think he cares about this picture as much
Speaker 1: as I do.
Speaker 6: I think you did show me.
Speaker 3: I got him an airbrush with that on the front.
Speaker 3: He literally was so happy.
Speaker 1: We'll insert the video of him like literally geeking over it,
Speaker 1: tad it around and he loved it so much And
Speaker 1: what a gorgeous little time. And I love my friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we like kind of just sat inside. We played
Speaker 4: charades for literally too. That was so fucking It was
Speaker 4: fun as fuck, Like we need to all get together,
Speaker 4: like when we do karaoke night.
Speaker 1: Like birthday, we play charades again.
Speaker 2: Have you played charades?
Speaker 1: Kai?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've played charades.
Speaker 1: Because it was alive before there were phones.
Speaker 4: Like we all need somewhere, we you guys, I guess
Speaker 4: we were, but yeah, we all need.
Speaker 2: To play that because it's fun as it's crazy.
Speaker 8: Fuck.
Speaker 1: No, we were generation of iPhone come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so sick.
Speaker 6: I also love how you believed that you said it
Speaker 6: and you're like I got his ass. I got his
Speaker 6: old dusty ass.
Speaker 3: And bitch I owned an iPod touch it was still
Speaker 3: called touch because that was amazing, like that you called.
Speaker 2: Eye touch No no oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, never mind.
Speaker 2: That must have been a nor cal thing or something.
Speaker 4: But for uh, well, did you all have the emoji
Speaker 4: app before you could text emojis? And I just had
Speaker 4: an app of the emojis, and I would scroll through
Speaker 4: it and look at it because I love collecting little
Speaker 4: things and I love that goddamn app. Someone out there
Speaker 4: knows what I'm talking about, but like.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2: I didn't have texting, so I just would look at
Speaker 2: the emoji.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had an I Touch, but my phone
Speaker 3: for a long time I had an Android, like I
Speaker 3: had a Samsung phone, And that's why I like on
Speaker 3: my phone now. I still like to swipe the text
Speaker 3: and have that, especially when I have nails because I
Speaker 3: used to have Samsung phones like.
Speaker 2: An ANDROIDO grew text green text?
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh did you know they're getting rid of green text?
Speaker 4: Basically like yeah, they're all getting Yeah, like you're gonna
Speaker 4: be able to I know you're gonna be able to read,
Speaker 4: Like I got.
Speaker 1: To kiss classicism. Goodbye. We fixed, we fixed, We have
Speaker 1: solved everything.
Speaker 4: We're watching this show called The Trust and the kid
Speaker 4: got on there and was like I'm a millionaires and
Speaker 4: uh then like kind of was victimizing himself for being
Speaker 4: a millionaire, but he was also really.
Speaker 3: Just the craziest vibe I've ever seen, Like, Okay, we
Speaker 3: shouldn't spoil it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5: I won't spoil it.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you after, or we'll show you the scene after.
Speaker 1: But it is kid like.
Speaker 3: It is literally like you could have written that into
Speaker 3: a comedy sketch because he said exactly what you should
Speaker 3: not say to somebody who didn't come from money.
Speaker 2: It was like, literally.
Speaker 1: I never had to steal.
Speaker 2: I like, can't relate to you. I can't relate to you.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was so bad.
Speaker 6: Because as watched the Jinks.
Speaker 1: No that reality TV.
Speaker 6: Or it's really good, I want to spoil it. Basically,
Speaker 6: it's about like this guy, like whether or not he
Speaker 6: murdered someone, and it all leads up to this episode
Speaker 6: where at the end he goes to the bathroom and
Speaker 6: he's like, yeah, I fucking murdered that bitch and I
Speaker 6: saw that.
Speaker 2: I've seen that clip. Dude, he killed someone. And then
Speaker 2: he thought his he didn't know.
Speaker 4: His microphone was still on after doing like this interview
Speaker 4: saying he didn't kill him, and he was peeing in the.
Speaker 2: Bathroom and was like, wait, is this really murdered?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's real, and he's like, yeah, I fucking murdered
Speaker 4: that bitch, Like they're all dead like blah.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. And he was like mumbling to himself.
Speaker 6: Entire documentary or they're trying to catch him. And then
Speaker 6: on the last week where they're filming it, his love
Speaker 6: is on and he goes to the bathroom and he
Speaker 6: admits to everything and like a weird schizophrenic ru Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was so so fucking.
Speaker 3: He was so I thought himself I had to talk
Speaker 3: to himself about it.
Speaker 2: He was saying like, oh, they all know, they all know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and what I love is like that's kind
Speaker 6: of relatable. I feel like I've talked to myself when
Speaker 6: I thought I was alone and like admitted ship. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's just like I don't know. It's such like a.
Speaker 2: Funny thing, dude.
Speaker 4: It was so weird last time Kay thought he was
Speaker 4: alone and I was standing outside the bathroom and he said,
Speaker 4: I fucking love Drew. I love him, And I was like, Kai, like.
Speaker 2: You love me.
Speaker 4: It's purely like I have love for you and I
Speaker 4: love you like as a friend, but like you love me.
Speaker 6: Well it's not you heard it, but it was through
Speaker 6: the I said I love Drew's whole.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so I feel like you would
Speaker 1: have picked up on that. That's what he said.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it just sounded like he said
Speaker 2: he loved me.
Speaker 1: Also, that just reminded me.
Speaker 2: I've like, Okay, it's easy to catch feeling.
Speaker 4: Catch it's easy to catch feelings, not flights, or catch
Speaker 4: flights not feelings.
Speaker 6: I just know it's bubblegum pink.
Speaker 1: E motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Where was my response to that?
Speaker 3: What was my how would we know.
Speaker 4: Catch feelings not flights or fuck, catch flights not feelings.
Speaker 6: I just know it's bubblegum pink.
Speaker 2: Uh No, it's purple, like lean.
Speaker 1: Dude, whoa Well. Today at the gym, I was watching
Speaker 1: this video.
Speaker 3: And I try not to watch like murder investigations anymore
Speaker 3: because I think they're so bad for you, and like
Speaker 3: it does make me feel a little weird because I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, somebody literally died in this, but I like watch them.
Speaker 3: But I was watching one today that actually, like I
Speaker 3: couldn't believe this man killed his grandpa and and then
Speaker 3: he called the police and he was like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a veteran, like he's my grandpa.
Speaker 1: It was in self defense whatever, and the police.
Speaker 3: I kind of believed him because they were like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: like he probably had like a PTSD freak out whatever, bitch,
Speaker 3: he pulled his grandpa's ears out of his pockets.
Speaker 1: Like he literally was like. They were like, and where's
Speaker 1: your uncle? And he was like, oh, my uncle, where's
Speaker 1: my uncle?
Speaker 3: And he pulled out his grandpa's ear and the police
Speaker 3: officers looked over and they were like, oh, can we
Speaker 3: take a picture of that? And he literally held out
Speaker 3: his grandpa's ears like he was like doing like an
Speaker 3: ASMR or like a makeup tutorial, like he literally.
Speaker 1: Held him out and was like, yeah, it's my grandpa's ears.
Speaker 3: And that freaked me out because I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: I feel like I've watched a lot of like crazy shit,
Speaker 3: but for somebody to pull someone's ears out like bitch,
Speaker 3: that was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: And then I just ran to a song I really liked,
Speaker 1: like as if nothing happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you falling asleep to someone being beheaded,
Speaker 4: like it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I actually did, like finally finish the murder investigation.
Speaker 1: Stop motherfucker. I believed it.
Speaker 9: God, I am so embarrassed at the idea that I
Speaker 9: am like drunk on camera right now because every time
Speaker 9: I wake up from being drunk, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 9: what if I slurred my words a little bit?
Speaker 1: And I'm so scared that I'm slurring right.
Speaker 3: Now and that I'm going to have to wake up
Speaker 3: and listen to this And it's freaking me the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Should I tell the about the Tom Holland bit? I did?
Speaker 1: I hated that?
Speaker 2: Okay, So we went to a diner at throw.
Speaker 3: And I can't wait to like throw the video up
Speaker 3: on screen because you can see me thinking, like I
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever blinked that heard in my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I we went ax throwing and then there
Speaker 4: was like a diner in the same parking lot, and
Speaker 4: I was like we were all.
Speaker 2: Like, let's go get food, Like, let's go get food.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I have like a bunch
Speaker 4: of food at the house, so I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 4: right now. And I went home and made like eighty
Speaker 4: chicken dinosaur chicken nuggets and like smiley fringe fries and
Speaker 4: like a hungry Jack two chicken fried steak with macaroni
Speaker 4: and cheese and ate fucking down.
Speaker 2: But at the I was like, I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna eat and the waiter came over and was like,
Speaker 2: what does everybody want to eat? And I sat in
Speaker 2: my seat and I was like, hmm, like am I
Speaker 2: gonna get? Am I gonna get food?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Should I eat? Dude?
Speaker 1: He asked the table to He was like should I know?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't order?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, actually I am gonna order.
Speaker 4: And I said, can I get the Tom Hollenberger hold
Speaker 4: the Spiders? And the dude was like yeah and started
Speaker 4: writing it down and I was like fuck, no, nevermind,
Speaker 4: like that was a joke. I'm sorry, it was not funny.
Speaker 4: And everybody's faces we were dead.
Speaker 3: None of us laughed, like we were in dead silent
Speaker 3: all like half of us at the table literally put
Speaker 3: our heads like into our hands and we were like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. And in the video you could see
Speaker 3: me slow blinket drew like eighteen times because I could feel.
Speaker 1: Like at first my thought process was like there's.
Speaker 3: No way he's taking this long to order, Like I
Speaker 3: was like yeah, just like I was like, if you're
Speaker 3: not gonna order, don't order with this man right now.
Speaker 3: And I was just looking at you and like blinking
Speaker 3: so much, like I literally.
Speaker 4: No, but you have to tell me like, can I
Speaker 4: get a Tom Hollenberger hold the spiders?
Speaker 2: Like that's a good joke?
Speaker 1: I all, no, it's not. And I've never heard that
Speaker 1: in my life. And I was so.
Speaker 2: Confused because I made it up.
Speaker 3: All of us, literally everybody at the table was like.
Speaker 2: Like, can I get the Wednesday adams Burgers hold the
Speaker 2: cobwebs like.
Speaker 1: And no, none of us he was gonna do it.
Speaker 1: And I saw your phone in your hand and I
Speaker 1: was like, why is he holding his spoone like that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I was recording. Yeah, I watched the video.
Speaker 1: Did you send it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Can I get the.
Speaker 2: Tom Hollenberger and hold the spiders?
Speaker 9: Do going?
Speaker 8: Wait? Is that like on the menu?
Speaker 3: All of us like dead silent, like none of us
Speaker 3: laugh to be bear like we are also like I
Speaker 3: will say, we didn't laugh because all of us were like,
Speaker 3: we don't want this waiter to feel like he's being
Speaker 3: fucking bullied. So all of us did want to laugh
Speaker 3: at Drew, but we were all like, we can't laugh
Speaker 3: right now. This waiter is gonna feel like he's being bullied.
Speaker 1: But all of us who are like this like not reaction.
Speaker 6: After you say it?
Speaker 4: Should I order I'm probably catch Probably can I get
Speaker 4: the Tom Hollenberger and hold the spiders?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Can I get him?
Speaker 2: Can I get the breakfast burrito?
Speaker 1: And can I get a domestic beer? I'm sorry, Like
Speaker 1: we watch it.
Speaker 3: Look how much I blink while he's talking, Like it's
Speaker 3: actually insane.
Speaker 4: That was the equivalent of like my spray on bitches, Like.
Speaker 1: Like I'm literally looking at him.
Speaker 3: I don't think I blink that often in conversation, Like
Speaker 3: I think I was literally eating his words with my
Speaker 3: eyes and like trying to like process what was happening.
Speaker 6: Dude, It's like the funniest thing I've ever seen. I
Speaker 6: sort of.
Speaker 2: Can I get the Aquaman burger? Hold the Aqua?
Speaker 1: No, hold the Aqua?
Speaker 2: Guys losing and he loves that ship it.
Speaker 1: And ye Day and Joe and oh.
Speaker 3: Well, I decided that cheerleaders honestly get the privilege to
Speaker 3: be mean in high school because like that ship makes
Speaker 3: no sense. Like if I could do a bad flip
Speaker 3: on a bitch who I was beefing with, like you
Speaker 3: get the right to be a fucking cun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We were watching.
Speaker 4: The World's Cheer Competition two thousand and nine. Top Gun,
Speaker 4: Top Gun, supremacy, like they run shit like they're on top.
Speaker 2: We all know this. They're the best cheer group, point
Speaker 2: blank period.
Speaker 4: That's if you're a cheerleader, who you aspire to be
Speaker 4: or what team you aspire to be on, Like they're
Speaker 4: the goats like I said it, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it, like it's like a were that's
Speaker 1: my take.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were watching the twenty nineteen like Competition Worlds
Speaker 4: or whatever it's called, and we were dying laughing because like,
Speaker 4: how the fuck is any of that shit?
Speaker 8: Like how do you do that?
Speaker 1: Like that?
Speaker 3: That is actually insane that they could like go to
Speaker 3: a bar and do that in the middle of a bar,
Speaker 3: like I wish. I like, I think this year I
Speaker 3: need to learn how to do a flip because imagine
Speaker 3: my body doing that, Like that would be so fucking
Speaker 3: funny if I was in the middle of like tenants
Speaker 3: and I just started flipping.
Speaker 1: Like can you imagine, Like if I was just.
Speaker 3: Talking to him, I was like, oh, hold my drink,
Speaker 3: hold on, and I just did a backflip Like that
Speaker 3: would be so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: But I actually think, like.
Speaker 3: If you can't do that as a kid, you can't
Speaker 3: do it as an adult, Like I don't think at
Speaker 3: twenty five years of age, I can tell you can
Speaker 3: learn how to do a backflip.
Speaker 2: You would be a flyer.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't even be doing all the flips on the ground.
Speaker 4: You'd be like being tossed in.
Speaker 3: It's gonna toss me in the air at tenants, Like
Speaker 3: y'all are gonna toss me up?
Speaker 1: Okay, fucking bleep that.
Speaker 2: Devin Lee Carlson and I.
Speaker 1: Could get Devin and Sydney to flip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll they'll be your base and Devon and Sydney
Speaker 4: will throw you up in the air and I'll be
Speaker 4: doing my standing.
Speaker 2: Fools standing fol Was that it's where they do like
Speaker 2: the quirkscrew flip.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Like, oh, that's that's what I thought about, though,
Speaker 4: was like bitches that do know how to backflip, specifically
Speaker 4: men just do it all the time, and like I
Speaker 4: can't even fault them for because like if I can't
Speaker 4: do all or not.
Speaker 3: See me the second camera got on me, I'd do
Speaker 3: a fucking backflip.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That would be so annoying.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, don't put it, like, don't take
Speaker 3: a picture of any she's gonna do a backflip. Liket
Speaker 3: a camera on her, Like, she's gonna do a fucking backflip,
Speaker 3: like because I see a camera and I immediately start
Speaker 3: to perform. Imagine if I could flip around like, I'd
Speaker 3: be flipping like a bitch, Like I'd be flipping crazy.
Speaker 3: So I think this year that's my goal. It's like,
Speaker 3: my three hobbies is learning lap steel guitar, learning how to.
Speaker 1: Wood carf, and backflipping. Yeah, and maybe training for me.
Speaker 2: Is training for the e MP to explode.
Speaker 4: She's gonna like barter wittled spoons and play lap steel guitar.
Speaker 4: When I was like sixteen, I begged my mom to
Speaker 4: buy me a vape online. She had no idea what
Speaker 4: it was, and she was so close to buying it
Speaker 4: for me. She was so close to then she was like, wait, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not buying you this shit, and I was like fuck.
Speaker 4: So we had my friend's older brother buy us a
Speaker 4: vape and he bought us like those shitty like o
Speaker 4: pen like now they're full of wheed oil, but back
Speaker 4: then they had like vape juice in them, and I'm
Speaker 4: not kidding. For like three months straight, I sat in
Speaker 4: the closet.
Speaker 2: Oh, Drew's in the closet, Drews in the closet, in
Speaker 2: the closet.
Speaker 4: One was gonna say that, My fucking god, everyone's already
Speaker 4: commenting it. But I sat in the closet for like
Speaker 4: three months and and practiced vape tricks like for three
Speaker 4: months straight. Like it was crazy, like I would because
Speaker 4: there was no airflow or draft, so I would just sit.
Speaker 2: In there and just like teach myself how to do
Speaker 2: like ghost.
Speaker 3: Any like tricks with a vape. Like if I hit that,
Speaker 3: like it would just make me want to throw off.
Speaker 2: It's literally like riding a bike.
Speaker 4: Once you learn how to do it, it sticks with
Speaker 4: you for the rest of your life because like there's
Speaker 4: no reason why I should be able to pick up
Speaker 4: that box mod and blow Oh still, and it's been
Speaker 4: like fucking years since I like tried to do it.
Speaker 2: It's lit.
Speaker 1: It's lit. I'm lit do soy up corner.
Speaker 2: Like y'all ever had demonic benadryl dreams?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: When you were saying that the other day, I was like, Damn,
Speaker 3: I just haven't had that because my addiction was like melotonin,
Speaker 3: Like I was addicted to like melotonin, and actually, like
Speaker 3: when I was like seventeen, like don't do this and
Speaker 3: this is my like warning. But I used to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I like because I do have a hard time sleeping naturally,
Speaker 3: like I will stay up all night, especially because I
Speaker 3: have access to my fucking iPhone. And when I was seventeen,
Speaker 3: I go to sleep like so rabbit because you eat
Speaker 3: and then you knock out because you have fucking pre diabetes.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I'm pre diabetic. I said it, and I'll
Speaker 2: say that also.
Speaker 3: Drew the other night, like or last night, when we
Speaker 3: were about to watch this like episode of this reality
Speaker 3: TV show we're watching with Josh, he.
Speaker 1: Was like, I'm gonna wait for my food.
Speaker 3: He got his food and then just held onto the
Speaker 3: back because he can't eat because etail go to sleep.
Speaker 1: So in my head, I didn't want to say anything
Speaker 1: to him, but I was like, why did you make
Speaker 1: us when you can't eat it.
Speaker 4: I thought about it, and I was like, oh, she's
Speaker 4: gonna like say some shit to me, but you did it.
Speaker 1: And I hold it back when I say it for today.
Speaker 2: You saved it to ya.
Speaker 3: But I used to be like, oh, I like can't
Speaker 3: sleep unless I take like two shots of something. And
Speaker 3: I literally was like an alcoholic addicted to melatonin for
Speaker 3: like two years from seventeen to nineteen, and I would
Speaker 3: be like, oh no, like I would keep a bottle
Speaker 3: of vodka under my bed.
Speaker 2: I can't sleep, and let don't do that.
Speaker 1: Because I learned the hard way. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: like this is not good.
Speaker 2: Wait were you is this real? I can't tell swear
Speaker 2: to God, you only to two shots of vodkas.
Speaker 1: Only my boyfriend at the time knew about it. And
Speaker 1: I was this, This was from seventeen to like.
Speaker 2: Nineteen, and yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would only be able to sleep if
Speaker 1: I like took melatonin and drank.
Speaker 6: It's crazy reveal for episod.
Speaker 1: Well, now I don't do that anymore. Like now I don't.
Speaker 3: I will not give myself anything in order to sleep.
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I'm gonna stay it late, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have a late night. That is the way it is.
Speaker 3: That is the way God intended it to be. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I used to do that, and then my boyfriend at
Speaker 3: the time was like, hey, like you shouldn't do that
Speaker 3: because like that it's like a sign of something bad.
Speaker 1: And I was like, girls, shut up, and I just
Speaker 1: kept doing it. And then my parents found my bottle
Speaker 1: under my bed when I was in Miami and they
Speaker 1: were like, that's not Yeah. My parents found my bottle
Speaker 1: and they were like, you shouldn't be doing that. I
Speaker 1: was like, girls, shut up. And then I went to
Speaker 1: LA and I would when we were thirteen oh four,
Speaker 1: used to have a drink to sleep.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: And then I entered my year of rest and relaxation,
Speaker 3: where I would just take like eighty milligrams of miltone.
Speaker 2: And literally like created my.
Speaker 1: That's why I can't read that book.
Speaker 3: I can't finish it because I was reading it and
Speaker 3: I was like, this was literally my life for.
Speaker 2: Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: So a lot of y'all read that shit, but I
Speaker 1: lived that shit. Like we're different, Like I'm not.
Speaker 4: I can't go to sleep unless I smoke meth and
Speaker 4: stay up for four days and exhaust my body so.
Speaker 2: Much that it just collapses. I fucking love myth.
Speaker 1: The way you act sober. If you were on meth,
Speaker 1: I'd be fucking.
Speaker 3: Terrified, Like I don't know, like I can't imagine what
Speaker 3: you would be doing.
Speaker 2: I would probably be like more normal somehow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would do the opposite.
Speaker 4: Well, oh, this is so exciting. This is the last
Speaker 4: thing we'll talk about this Apple Vision pro pre by
Speaker 4: date on the nineteenth, shipping on this second.
Speaker 1: When this comes out inside Ornation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, insider information coming very fucking soon. And I have
Speaker 4: a friend Parker that went and Parker kit Hill that
Speaker 4: went to try it out for the first time, and
Speaker 4: he wore it and he was like it was unlike
Speaker 4: anything I've ever experienced in my life. He was like
Speaker 4: it was so so special, so special, and it was
Speaker 4: like he left that thing thinking like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I don't want to take this off, and I want
Speaker 4: it built into my eyeballs like as contacts, and like
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a problem for a lot of people
Speaker 4: because it's so real.
Speaker 6: Spoiler alert me Andre, we are gonna get some and
Speaker 6: spoiler alert black mirror that episode where people those two guys.
Speaker 1: Get vare can they start having their.
Speaker 6: Like Fortnite characters, That's probably what's about to happen.
Speaker 2: So and me and you are doing that.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just okay. I was gonna say, well, then
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get like an avatar made of you.
Speaker 3: I have sex with my avatar, but I'm right here, like,
Speaker 3: why are you doing all that? I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I like literally will never touch that thing unless if
Speaker 3: you could play Fortnite on it.
Speaker 2: You can play Fortnite on it?
Speaker 8: Can you?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: The Fortnite screen would just be what you see?
Speaker 1: And am I gonna get why?
Speaker 2: It'll be the first person third person Fortnite?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, that would be amazing. That's so bad.
Speaker 3: Like I actually this year it's a shouldn't to stop
Speaker 3: playing Fortnite as much because I play it so much
Speaker 3: because I love to disappear and not get this anymore
Speaker 3: and like just disassociate for my life and I get
Speaker 3: dopamine rush and I get to post it on my
Speaker 3: close friends and nobody cares about it. Nobody ever interacts
Speaker 3: with it, but it brings me so much.
Speaker 1: Joy and nobody cares.
Speaker 5: But I have one hundred and twenty two skins.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 2: It's so gross.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how many emotes I have, but
Speaker 3: like I easily have like two hundred emotes because I
Speaker 3: buy more emotes.
Speaker 2: Than Yeah, yeah, it's so much. Have ever told a
Speaker 2: story about how I followed Parker kit Hill to the
Speaker 2: mall and stalked.
Speaker 1: Him, followed him into like a sword.
Speaker 4: I was such a big fan of his, like literally
Speaker 4: he was so iconic to me, still is, and he's
Speaker 4: also like so beloved in Brazil that like he's like
Speaker 4: a celebrity there.
Speaker 6: I see so bad.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I all under the table. Girl grew up.
Speaker 3: I have a vivid memory of like whenever Lollipop I
Speaker 3: Low Wayne came out, Me and my sister were sitting
Speaker 3: in my dad's truck with him and we were going
Speaker 3: home from school, and me and my sister were singing
Speaker 3: Lollipop and like, obviously it's a sexual song, and he
Speaker 3: just turned us and he was like.
Speaker 1: Lollipop.
Speaker 2: That was literally about licking lollipops.
Speaker 1: No, it's about like sucking dick.
Speaker 2: This is awkward, fuck guys losing his shit over there.
Speaker 4: I got the whole squad laughing with that one.
Speaker 1: But my dad, like we were singing it like and
Speaker 1: we knew all the words, and my dad just looked
Speaker 1: us and he was like, you will never hear that
Speaker 1: song again, and he turned off the radio and we
Speaker 1: rode home in silence.
Speaker 3: Honestly, rightfully so, because I think I was in like
Speaker 3: fourth grade when that came out and my dad was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not allowed to listen to that, And that was
Speaker 3: the only song I was told that I couldn't listen
Speaker 3: to growing up, and bitch, I still say it at school.
Speaker 1: You can't fucking stop me.
Speaker 2: No, literally no.
Speaker 4: Well I have another a similar memory, uh with little Wayne,
Speaker 4: and I watched a man have a stroke and die
Speaker 4: and bleed out of his mouth and eyes in front
Speaker 4: of me, and then I watched him die at my feet,
Speaker 4: and then I got ushered to the car and had
Speaker 4: to listen to a MILLI on repeat over and over
Speaker 4: and over again. And I still cannot hear that song
Speaker 4: to this day without thinking of that man's dead body.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not like it's cool of memory.
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew sigh up corner. I'm trying like a nude.
Speaker 2: Drew sigh up corner.
Speaker 6: Do you want me to design a new Yeah, I
Speaker 6: haven't been doing it for like. I'll make a really
Speaker 6: good one though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I cook some shit up.
Speaker 8: Welcome to Drew's side up corner.
Speaker 2: Coquette, how about you, Coquette a job.
Speaker 1: Go get job?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, bitches be broken spiritual. You need toutu to
Speaker 4: look for a fuck. Bitches, be broken spiritual. You need
Speaker 4: to to to look for for for a job. Shout
Speaker 4: out Kelly, h umm, wait.
Speaker 6: Hold on wait what was the horse pussy one?
Speaker 4: Hey, bitches that pee loudest fuck with their horse pussy
Speaker 4: or some shit like that. Sounds like you're frying pork chops.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 6: It was like, what are you gonna do? Like wake
Speaker 6: up a horse?
Speaker 2: My wife?
Speaker 6: Wait, no, remember this si off corner.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, like, imagine like having to have
Speaker 4: sex in the olden days, like you have to wake
Speaker 4: up a horse to go fuck or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, idea of waking up a horse and you can
Speaker 3: go and fuck for like two minutes.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Imagine your card declines at the hook A lounge and
Speaker 2: they delete your Snapchat stories. Chloe s, that is so insane.
Speaker 2: I got one more. If I come to your house
Speaker 2: and I see a roach in your microwave, im my
Speaker 2: breast start, it's gonna pop.
Speaker 4: We don't have a microwave, famously, shout out Barbie famously.
Speaker 2: We don't have a microwave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did she have one? Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah she does.
Speaker 1: Rain doesn't have one, and she keeps talking about it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I have no microwave.
Speaker 2: Don't get the It's.
Speaker 1: Literally the worst vibe ever not having a microwave.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm so sucky right now.
Speaker 1: I have to eat the shit cold as fart.
Speaker 2: It sucks so bad.
Speaker 1: It's like, never been a vibe.
Speaker 4: Not about getting a toaster up for a while. But
Speaker 4: it's would just look scary on our counter, that is
Speaker 4: what do.
Speaker 6: You mean it would look scary on your counter?
Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We have so much shit already, Like what are we
Speaker 3: gonna do throw a microwave on top of it?
Speaker 6: Like exactly what I mean. I feel like you have
Speaker 6: so much you have so many items here that I
Speaker 6: feel like it would not be crazy to have a
Speaker 6: Toasterka is.
Speaker 2: Our house like overwhelming to walk into.
Speaker 6: Okay, I swear to God, in the last six months,
Speaker 6: the amount of like objects that have accumulated in this house,
Speaker 6: it looks like like name one item in this fucking photo,
Speaker 6: like stroke image, like the first like AI image.
Speaker 4: No, it's gotten out of control. We need a new house.
Speaker 4: We need to just leave everything behind. Okay, let's do
Speaker 4: some media im material Sophie remind me roycecop star fRoots
Speaker 4: surf Rider Cornelius and now hold On, hold On, hold On, Uh.
Speaker 4: Listen to the album Pacific by Haromi. I can't say
Speaker 4: his last name, Hossno, Haromi, Haromi hossno.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't have big glasses all yeah, Haromi Hosono.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this album is lit.
Speaker 1: Third track is amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really a really good album. Shout out Julian
Speaker 4: Peace in love.
Speaker 5: Mine is Clouds Across the Moon by the Raw Band.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's literally not yours, like media that you
Speaker 4: chose for this week, so like.
Speaker 1: But it is.
Speaker 5: It's like right here, it's weird to cut me off
Speaker 5: and say that.
Speaker 3: So it's sixteen and seventeen by Dean Blunt Overkilled by
Speaker 3: Men at Work.
Speaker 1: I love that song like I listen to.
Speaker 2: Love Bomber.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love Bomber by head Rush just for
Speaker 3: Now Image and Heap Felix Emica from Saltburne's soundtrack and
Speaker 3: Crazy World by King Guidora and Yeah and Third Coast
Speaker 3: by Tiso Touchdown. All right, guys, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 3: I probably won't make.
Speaker 1: It until next week, so last you're never gonna see.
Speaker 1: So it's really sad. I'm going to die at twenty five.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just realized what I was looking at.
Speaker 4: And I was just looking at this, watching like four
Speaker 4: different videos at once.
Speaker 1: Your Discovery Feet is fucking discussing.
Speaker 2: I'm like a grown Assima.
Speaker 1: There's not a single human on there, like there's no
Speaker 1: human faces.
Speaker 2: No, I'm a grown man and this is my Discovery Feet.
Speaker 2: Like it's like really really funny.
Speaker 3: Bye guys, good night, peace and love, Ah