WEBVTT - drunk episode 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:20.800 Hello guys. Merry Christmas. Guys. It's our Christmas episode. It's 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.119 the big Christmas finale. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.360 Oh it's not what we just did that. Oh it's 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.520 your birthday episode. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.440 Oh it's my birthday, guys. I try to act like 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.560 that doesn't exist. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.159 I like, actually literally hate attention on my birthday. It 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.800 freaks me the fuck out, Like I've always found it embarrassing. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.479 If you can go to anybody I went to school with, 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.240 I never made a like a big fuss about my birthday. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.479 I never told anybody was my birthday. But then it 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.000 was even more sad because people would like through the day, 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.839 like at least one teacher would be like, oh, it's 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.800 Aenya's birthday, and then everybody would turn to me and 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.800 be like, why didn't you say that, Like you're so weird, 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.600 And then they'd like overshower me and compliment and nice 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.880 things for my birthday, and I would get so uncomfortable. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.520 I'd be like, I literally avoided this so hard, and 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:04.760 now you're like forcing me into celebrating in front of everybody, 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:05.960 and I feel really uncomfortable. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:09.160 You're gonna feel really terrible when no one comments happy 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.000 birthday on your ig posts. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:11.959 So i'd be happy. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:12.360 You know. 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.600 What's also crazy is I post on my birthday every 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.800 single year and I don't want to do it, but 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.640 I feel like I've kept up this like like tradition 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.479 that I know when I'm older, I'm gonna look back 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:23.319 and be like, oh, on my little birthday posts. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:24.440 So I feel like I have to do it. But 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.280 every time I do it, I literally feel sick. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:30.199 I feel like, for me, birthdays are like the one 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.800 time of year I'm actually noticed, Like no one really 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:34.399 sees me. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.640 I don't think that beyond my birthdays. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.479 So when I do get that birthday attention, I savor 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.640 it and it lasts me an entire year, but it's 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.160 split in half because of my dumb ass twin sister. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.119 Oh that is pretty annoying. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.360 Actually yeah, but yeah, I love my birthday. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:51.720 I have. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:58.640 Jrews, like I think it. Are we doing the birthday shot? 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:00.480 I don't know if we're allowed. We we have to 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.440 blur me taking the shot just because. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:10.400 Like yeah with us, so we're gonna kai turned thirty 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:10.799 this year? 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:20.840 No I don't. Oh, oh fuck, that's so gross. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:25.240 That's like two years old, Like that's literally two years old? 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.200 Is it alcoholic? Shelf stable. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:27.880 Oh my god. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.000 It's gonna be so gross, but I'll take some. Oh 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:32.760 my god. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.320 The cameras and audio. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.560 I don't know if they were rolling, but earlier Kai 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.320 said I love like drinking because it's like a Pavlo 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.200 response because he knows he's gonna feel normal, and I 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.680 don't think that is normal. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.000 That's why I just feel I'm like, oh, I feel happy. 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:53.200 I'll side with you. It's fun, like I feel you 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:54.800 bro like it's awesome. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.000 I already have no social cues, and then when I drink, 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.320 they go even further down the gutter. And then I 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.000 always wake up and I'm like, oh my god, I 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.240 spoke way too much and I said way too much 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.680 about myself and I'm really scared. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.560 And nobody even remembers because everybody else was drunk, so 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:09.040 it's okay. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:12.280 Also, well, happy birthday, thank you. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.760 While we were in Big Bear, we all like every 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.239 time we go to Big Bear, so we do like 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:23.040 a secret Santa like friends Christmas every year, and last 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:26.080 year this kind of started trickling in, like this vibe 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:29.280 of nobody really wanting to drink, like and we're all 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.400 realizing we're just getting to the age that getting like 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:35.440 completely fucked up is not as fun because we're all 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:37.800 like we're gonna have to like do stuff like we 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.080 have to wake up tomorrow and that sounds like so 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.560 painful and I'm not kidding. We all like went to 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.000 the liquor store, we got our alcohol, and we were like, yes, tonight, 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.120 we're gonna get fucked up. We got back to the 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.000 house and two hours had passed, and we all like 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:50.680 for the two hours, were like, all right, let's take 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:50.920 a shot. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:51.800 Let's take a shot, and. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.480 Then like three people would stand up and then be 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.720 like the rest of us would be like no, I 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:56.880 really don't want to, and we would all stand around 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.960 and it took like three hours for us finally to 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:01.200 get alcohol in ours and. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.920 It was really darring because I was like, wow. 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:07.320 We are we are fully grown adults now, like there's 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.360 no denying it, and like the idea of getting like 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:10.320 blasted for no. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.760 Reason, I'm trying to get blasted for no reason period. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:16.240 Well you have Drew, so. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.080 Oh yeah, well there's always reasons. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.760 It's true, thank you. Okay. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:26.040 So to start off this episode Andy's Birthday Extravaganza, I 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.520 wanted to talk about the girl that faked that she 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.920 could only walk a normal backwards. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:35.279 That's not a thing. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.120 Yes, I thought you were even like described gypsy Rose 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.600 for a saying for the girl who said she can 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:40.520 only go off backwards. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.640 No, that's a that's a literal real thing, like she. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.200 Acting like her legs were turned backwards like her parents 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:51.080 hard to walk backwards. Also brilliant idea, I'm doing that 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.600 with my kid, she had, like I'm telling my kid 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:54.440 they can only crawl. 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.320 That is a genius idea. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.400 No, she had this like disorder that she made after 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.880 she got a vaccine where she like would speak in 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.760 a British accent. It's in after she got a flu 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.000 shot and it's called dystonia. And then she got like 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:12.520 a news story for her name is like Desiree Jennings 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.479 or something like that, which sounds made up, but she 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.840 like and it could not be that girl. But I 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.920 know for a fact there was a girl who had 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.320 a full on news story where she would like run forward, 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.279 or she would she would start off walking backwards and 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.120 then she'd turn around and try to run, and then 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.800 she just fully faked like she had this like muscle 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.120 disorder that like she would like shake a bunch. I 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.839 remember it came out as it was a news This 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:39.960 was like decades ago. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.719 It wasn't it like in Australia or something. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:42.920 Probably it was. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.919 It was maybe she just had an Australia ACCSS. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.400 That's what it was like. But it was like probably 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:48.920 ten or twelve years ago. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:50.680 So they she was lying or what. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:51.000 Yeah? 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.200 Yeah, yeah, they came out that she was faking the 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.279 whole time, and everyone in there and I believe that 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:55.760 I was. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.200 Like, Okay, did she do this in her social circles? 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:02.560 Are only on camera? Because like everyone was gonna say. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.919 She only did on camera, like she had real GE's 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.359 behind her, because like I would have snitched immediately, Like 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.320 I really would have been like bitch, I would have 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.279 recorded her the inside. I saw her walking norm and 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.400 be like bitch, this bitch is a liar, Like fuck her, I. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:13.920 Want her dad. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:14.159 No. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.080 Yeah, it was it was like this big thing where 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:20.240 she just faked walking backwards for like a year or 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.200 two of her life for what because she got on 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.880 the news. She probably made a fucking bag dude while 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:27.560 she was doing it. It didn't come out until like 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.360 years later that it wasn't real because all these doctors 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.560 were like, Bro, that's not how dystonia works. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:34.720 Like why are you claiming that. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.840 Sounds like a Playboy cardio album? Like Dystonia doesn't sound 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:39.560 like a real. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.960 But yeah, I just wanted to briefly touch on her because. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:51.200 To her and if you get the chance, why briefly 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.760 you know you know what I mean, you idiots? 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.800 Oh yeah, he's hitting his head against the wall. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.600 Stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:00.920 True, calm down. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.360 Those are my favorite fucking videos when the girl catches 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.479 the guy for cheating and like, I'm fucking stupid. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:07.480 I'm fucking stupid. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.120 Believe me, I fucking stupid up stupid up stupid up 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:11.520 stupid up stupid up stupid. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.520 Like at that point, why not just take it to 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.360 the chest and be like, yeah, bitch. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:16.760 Fuck you, like fuck you. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.120 Like if somebody put a camera on me in a 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.160 moment like that, I think I would turn into like 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.160 the evilest person ever. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.840 I'd be like and your pussy sinks? Now what? 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:24.400 Now? 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:24.520 What? 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.880 Like I would become the worst person ever? 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.360 Is I wrote a note down in the car where 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.880 I just like thought about like anytime I like this 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.560 isn't specifically you, but there have been a couple of 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.000 times where I'm just like holy shit, like and you 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.920 like can like turn on a switch and say like 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.880 the meanest thing possible, like in like a in a 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.520 funny way. And I was just thinking about like times 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.680 that's happened, and I wrote down something that you would say, 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.120 and you tell me if you would say it or not. 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.600 Okay, this isn't helping my bitch roomers, my bitch allegation. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.600 No, no, no, it's like always fun oh. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.000 No, for my birthday, let's call me a bitch. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.560 It's never never not funny. Oh my god, like literally everyone. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.680 Well, what I will say is I'm good at like 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:07.800 holding my tongue. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:07.960 Like. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.440 There are moments where like I'll be in like a 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:13.640 like a funny cat like caddy back and forth with somebody, 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.320 and I'll think of something that's literally not funny, that's 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.760 just mean, and I will hold it back like I literally. 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.440 Did to Josiah in front of Josh and Christian and 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.520 Lucas while we were in Big Bear, and he said 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:26.000 something to me that actually pissed me off, and I 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:27.920 thought of the meanest thing I could think of, and 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.920 then he walked away, and I told Josh and like 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.480 Drew or Josh and Christian and we were all cracking 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.200 up and we were like, yeah, we don't need to say 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:34.760 that to him. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.160 And then he came back and he was like, what 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:37.800 did y'all say? And I was like, oh, I just 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.120 like made something up. But he was like that's stupid 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.720 and left, and I was like, Okay, I'm gonna. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.640 Let him think he was. I started getting caddy this 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.920 week and he jo a caddy girl. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.360 Joe Sia literally will say the craziest shade. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.960 I'm like, hello, okay, so this is what I have. 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:53.439 I hope your cock falls off and you slip in 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.400 the blood and crack your head open and you never 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.760 fully recover, so your parents have to feed and bathe 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.120 you like a baby until you rode away. And then yeah, yeah, I. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.360 Literally said something like that recently. We're gonna have to 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:03.839 bleep this. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.760 Because it's like too specific, but I literally to Ryan, 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:27.559 I was like, yeah, I hope. 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.160 I have Yeah, No, we know, we must. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.800 It's only suspect if we bleep it. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.240 No, let it be suspect. We had to bleep a 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.600 blur in my mouth, and I'm like actually terrified. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.560 I feel like I'm being like, wait, what was that 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.559 Demi Levado movie when she was like in a Disney 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.880 movie and she was in secret service, like she was 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:35.600 being protected. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.040 I have no idea. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.680 Why did they make that, Like why was she actually 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.040 being hunted? Like that's kind of like fearful, like that's 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.160 it's me. 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:47.760 Dude, it's a that was actually like so that's like I. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:54.280 Was perfect, Like that was it's the drunk episode Party White. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.319 We're all drunk except Drew because Drew's better than I said. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.520 No, I haven't shot me in that to make. 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:03.760 You like drunk, my love, like should force him drink alcohol, 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.120 like you should drink more. We're not gonna let you 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:06.760 drive home to you. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:10.319 You don't want me to be drunk. You don't want 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.640 me to be drunk. You want to see me fucking drunk. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:15.080 It was supposed to be like a fun thing and 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:20.080 now you're just gonna Oh my god, okay stop stop 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:21.240 Jesus Christ. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.720 Okay, you should actually grab it because that's. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.359 This is why you're not allowed to I need to breathe. 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:34.240 This is why you're not allowed to drink. Stop Like 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:40.400 does that not taste bad? Like stop it? 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.079 Fuck you? 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.680 Well, that was only like eighteen shots, like you're gonna die, 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.160 like you're not gonna like make. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:48.760 Did you drink like a third of the bottle? 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.960 And y'all are bitches and like you probably couldn't even 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.400 drink a fifth of the bottles. 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:54.920 Why would we want to drink a fifth of a 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:55.559 bottle like that? 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.160 Because I would want to drink a bottle. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:10:59.839 I guess a bottle isn't that? 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:00.480 Should we do? 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.480 I agree with you guys. I'm not gonna be the outler, 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.080 like I don't want to be like left out? 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:08.680 Should we do this on you or me? I don't know. 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.079 We have a BAC reader. I am like actually a 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.800 little drunk off that shot, Like actually. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.240 Should I do it on myself? Okay? To prove that 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.200 we are drinking? I don't know why we're doing this, honestly, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:21.800 I just thought it'd be fun. I've never had this. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.480 I was honestly high at fuck on Amazon and I 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:27.680 found a breathalyzer and I keep watching videos of people 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.920 getting pulled over and like hitting a breathalyzer. And I 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.360 saw this girl who they were like they were like 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.960 hit it, hit it, and she kept sucking on it, 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.040 and like she kept sucking on it like it was 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.120 a fucking like box mod babe, and they were just 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:40.480 like no. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.400 Below on it below, and we were gonna do a 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.760 whole bit. But when now we're. 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:56.040 Dude, it smells it actually smells like cream pie, Like, Okay, 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.439 I'm gonna do this, so while. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.880 You do that, I just relapsed. You, I just relapsed. 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:01.559 This is my new vape. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.440 It feels like I'm in a hook a lounge. 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:22.720 Okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay, let's see what we read. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.199 Guys. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.520 I'm actually scared. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:41.560 H that I don't know what I don't know what 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.120 the legal limit is because like the thing is a 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:44.640 bit like me. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.640 I will always take that fucking uber like you're weird 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.920 at if you get in your car, like after you drink, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:56.959 how do you motherfucker Hello, it's just showing off because 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:58.760 it's the eighest it's ever read. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:03.960 Point one one oh legal limitus point oh eight, yeah. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:08.800 Bitch, so I'd be going to jail rightfully. So oh 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:19.160 it's saying twenty seconds. There's no way that's real. Okay, Actually, 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.240 how do they expect anybody to blow in this for 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:21.840 this long? 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:33.040 Like I'm genuinely shocked. You're gonna have the most accurate. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.360 Oh oh, I'm like so lightheaded. I literally can't do 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:36.800 that again. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.720 That's okay? Oh wait, I think I changed the mode, 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:41.720 Like why is it doing that? 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:42.040 Well? 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.560 I want to see what my reading is. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.440 That's what I would do if the cops gave this 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.000 to me, I'd be like, here, let me, like, let 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.160 me let me because I should be blowing. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:52.760 Like this is weird, Like it should be blowing like 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:53.920 triple Zeros and I don't know. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.520 What it's doing that have I told this story on 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.560 the podcast of when I blew Triple Zeros and the 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:58.520 cops try to go. 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:09.680 I just thought of somebody doing this and being drunk 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.599 as fuck behind the wheel and fainting after doing it 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.800 because you have to put what are they gonna put 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.319 your like faint body in jail? 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.760 Okay, so I am perfectly the legal limit. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.640 Yeah, I guess, But that is crazy. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.480 You only took a shot and that's where you're at. 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.480 It is insane how much it like differs from person 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:28.960 to person. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:33.120 Yeah, imagine you post a baby picture and it flops 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.240 like your baby's bored and you posted on your IG 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.640 and it just flops down. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.480 Did imagine you like make an ID account for your 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.280 baby and it flops like it gets like two hundred followers. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:49.000 But that's so embarrassing, Like would you tell your baby, like, 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.240 would you be like hey, like when they're eight, would you. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.640 Be like, hey, by the way, I made you an 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.440 ig when you were two, and like nobody. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:59.920 Yeah, you didn't laugh, you didn't have the Gerber laugh, 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.080 so nobody fucked with you. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.400 I genuinely think if I did anything. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.360 Other than weed, I would die, Like I can barely 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:08.360 handle weed, like I always think speaking of my birthday, 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.600 I always think of last year on my birthday when 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.360 I got so high and like my tolerance was still 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:18.640 really low last year, and I got so high that 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.000 I felt the effects where I was like, I literally 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:24.560 this has to be so similar to what psychedelics do 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.359 to the average person, because I felt so like intimately 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.880 connected to everybody around me. And when we were at 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:32.720 that dinner, like and we were on the drive home 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.080 and listening to Gentle on my mind, I felt so 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.680 emotional and I was just like sobbing in the car, 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.760 and I got upstairs and I was like just sobbing 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.040 in the house. And I always think about that because 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:43.840 I'm like that is proof enough that I don't need 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.440 to do a psychedelic or anything other than weed, because 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.600 I think I would like, actually, like, I genuinely think 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.720 I would overtake the world, like I would like unlock 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.480 something like so deep that no human needs to like have. 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.480 And yeah, that's my birthday memory. And I don't know 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:00.520 what we're gonna do this year. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.520 It's probably not gonna live up to that, honestly, because 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:03.600 nobody gives a fuck about me. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.920 I also saw an article that. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.040 Was like, oh, people born in January like don't get 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.640 enough love for their birthday, And I agree with you. 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:12.000 I saw you don't get enough gifts. Get you a 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.640 gift every year, and I you do damn well. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.800 NEAR think I got you the best gift, if not 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.840 the best gift she ever got. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.240 You did, and I still think about, like, I feel 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:22.440 so bad about my reaction. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.320 It literally hurt me so bad. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:26.880 So we went to Big Bear. 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.280 We did our secret Santa, and Josh got me a 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.600 Nike tech set, which I've been wanting for so long. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:33.920 Your secret what? 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.160 Oh of course, yeah, I don't think I've ever mentioned that. 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.160 But he got me a Nike tech set, and I 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.720 was so shocked. By it that I literally was like, 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:51.840 like I like and also like once I put it on, 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.280 something in locked to me and I danced all fucking 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.800 night in that damn tech set and I felt amazing 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.840 and Drew got me a life thought that looks like me, 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:00.680 and it is awesome. 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.560 I have like I got it custom to be there. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.560 I have ten times more photos of that than I 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:07.440 do have my tech set. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.840 Like I know your iPhone background. 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.280 Yeah, it literally is my background. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:12.840 You have a video of you in the tech set 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:13.719 dancing around. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.800 Yeah, but that's also because like that was the first 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.440 time I got drunk with friends in so long. 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:21.320 But my background is my blithe doll that looks like 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.080 me and I love herself just. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:23.600 Like her TI. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.400 Yeah it's in the room right. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.199 Oh you saw it, Like. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:33.399 Yeah, it was maybe the best gift I have ever gotten, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.720 you know, and it was so fucking expensive. The girl 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:40.280 was lit like she like walked me through the whole process, like. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:41.879 The tattoo makes it everything. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:43.640 Because that was the other thing is I was thinking 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.119 about it because I was like talking to Ryan, I 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.080 was like, I feel bad that my reaction wasn't as 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:49.280 like vibrant. But once I like put her in the 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:51.680 other dress and saw her tattoos and cut her bangs. 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:53.600