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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's nothing

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Speaker 1: that warms my heart more than getting an email from

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Speaker 1: a listener saying my mom is officially a grumpy old person.

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Speaker 1: Will it feels good to get a message like that.

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Speaker 1: So today we call a woman who's upset that her

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Speaker 1: local grocery store moved an item. Yes her, they moved

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Speaker 1: it a few miles over and she could not find it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna call to make it right in your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, man, I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: bother you at this hour. My name is Martin Martin Needlesworth.

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Speaker 1: I work over at the grocery store on forty second Street.

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling so early?

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Speaker 1: Well, again, I apologize for that, man, but you're a

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Speaker 1: regular shopper here.

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Speaker 2: What time it is?

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Speaker 1: I do? I just I figured you would be awake

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Speaker 1: at this hour.

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Speaker 2: Well I am now.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. But when you were in the store the

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Speaker 1: other day, the cashier at the register told me that

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Speaker 1: you were upset about a certain item canned peaches.

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Speaker 2: Can what peaches?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're going you may have to speak up

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Speaker 1: a little bit, ma'am. I'm having a hard time hearing.

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Speaker 2: You canned peaches.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, got it, peaches. I thought you were saying

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Speaker 1: canned beaches like sand on the beach. I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we sell that peaches. Peaches right, got you.

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Speaker 2: They're always in Aisle six, But then you moved them

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Speaker 2: to Ale eight.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ma'am, why are you Why are you screaming?

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not screaming. You said you couldn't hear me. Well,

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Speaker 2: now I have to walk clear across the store for

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Speaker 2: fruit cup and you didn't announce you were moving it.

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Speaker 1: You just did it. Okay, ma'am. I can tell you

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Speaker 1: might be a little bit frustrated here.

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Speaker 2: I am frustrated here. It took me twenty minutes to

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Speaker 2: find peaches. I don't have that kind of time.

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Speaker 1: You know what, ma'am. I agree with you. People don't

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Speaker 1: have that kind of time to look one aisle over.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be put through that sort of struggle.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Right, So, what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: put you through to our store manager and he can

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Speaker 1: explain the new peaches relocation strategy for you.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to talk to him about strategy.

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Speaker 1: I don't need strategy. I think you'll feel a lot better, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Just please hold stategy my peaches.

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Speaker 2: I went in there for peaches, I left without peaches.

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Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, hi, mam, I'm back and uh I just

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Speaker 1: spoke with our manager.

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Speaker 2: Why did you talk to him? You didn't need to

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Speaker 2: talk to him. I was talking to you.

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Speaker 1: The thing is he is cleaning a laundry detergent on

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Speaker 1: Aisle thirteen at the moment, so he couldn't come to

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Speaker 1: the phone there. You're right, that's not important. The good

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Speaker 1: news is he explained his canned fruit Synergy initiative to me,

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Speaker 1: so I can forward that along to you.

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Speaker 2: No, open your ears. I don't give allergy.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're talking to me.

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Speaker 2: Who else would I be talking to.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if someone's around you and you may

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Speaker 1: be yelling at them.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm yelling at you, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I'm just gonna ask do you have a cell phone?

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Speaker 2: Some kind of idiot? What do you think I'm talking

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Speaker 2: to you on? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I just considering the whole canned peaches situation and

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Speaker 1: the fact that you paid with a check, I just

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Speaker 1: thought maybe this was a landline.

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Speaker 2: No, it's a cell phone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it?

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Speaker 2: Care about any of that. I just want to speak

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Speaker 2: to somebody about keeping the peaches.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm actually ma'am. There is a solution

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Speaker 1: for this. I just need you to download a canned

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Speaker 1: peaches GPS tracker on your phone right now.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, you'll need to, man, because we're introducing new smart

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Speaker 1: cans with GPS tracking so that you'll be able to Well,

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Speaker 1: that way, you'll be able to track the peaches no

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Speaker 1: matter where they are in the store.

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Speaker 2: Leave them in aisle six skips. That's what I know.

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Speaker 2: Do you read the peaches for twenty freaking years? Can

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Speaker 2: I hear you? No? You don't.

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Speaker 1: It's sounding like no smart cans for you. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to have the GPS peach tracker.

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Speaker 2: That's as an Okay.

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Speaker 1: Would it make you feel better if I punched myself

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Speaker 1: in the face right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Go sucking woah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that on company time.

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Speaker 2: But you've got a smart mouth on you, and I

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Speaker 2: know that you're with me. Like it. Don't you like it? No,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to another store where I know where the

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Speaker 2: peaches are, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: That's totally. You're right to do that, but it's at

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Speaker 1: this point I should let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call set up by your daughter, Cindy. What.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually a radio host and you're on the show

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Speaker 1: right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about your fancy technology or whatever the

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Speaker 2: hell you've got going on to at least things where they.

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Speaker 1: Were, ma'am. This is a prank call. I'm not with

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. I'm only doing this because your daughter

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Speaker 1: said you got frustrated that they'd move stuff around.

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Speaker 2: They moved to peaches.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's why Cindy asked us if we could

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Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun with you and make

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Speaker 1: you laugh.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully get her on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't do that, but I do hope that

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Speaker 1: you have the best day possible.

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Speaker 2: And I have the best day when I get my teeches.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was food Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning,